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File: b13e77ac0681d0d⋯.mp4 (821.92 KB, 576x720, 4:5, Hit or miss i guess they n….mp4)

67c5e0  No.143124

There was a thread on here years ago that went into detail but that thread is long gone.

Basically im a fatass 5'7 175lb and I want to get into trap ascetics so i can dress as qt girl.

What would be a good way to begin losing fat while not gaining a ton of muscle. I want nice ass fat with nice legs and little face fat. pls help me fit

1cdc25  No.143127

That's a girl (nyannyancosplay on twitter).

kys you disgusting scum


67c5e0  No.143128

>>143127

no way thats not a dude


a54c83  No.143129

File: 1e95e5392d42508⋯.jpg (48.97 KB, 512x512, 1:1, skeletal wojak.jpg)

>ascetics

You should pursue asceticism instead of aesthetics - it might cure you of your mental illness.


d722ac  No.143130

>>143128

>he can't see a cute girl without automatically thinking it must be a tranny

You are diseased, the internet has broken you. Seek help.


fdcfcd  No.143133

>ascetics

>>143127

no way, that is definitely a trap

>literally no boobs

>skirt to hide masculine waist:hip ratio

>femboy face

>trying way too hard to be cute

>>143130

>a cute girl

you're gay for a trap and in denial to the extent that you're defending his grotesque faggotry


d722ac  No.143136

>>143133

This is why you have no gf, there is no salvation for you homos.


6f9f9e  No.143143

You are going to fall into depression because you aren't actually cute and you can never reach the goal you have in your head.

That said, most advise you'll find is wrong, the trap discord that's been shilled here and on /r9k/ and /b/ is merely a couple guys vicariously living their fantasies of having a trap harem to dominate and they will doxx you as soon as you refuse to be their slave.

If you still want to go ahead, ignore their advice, soy and alcohol to increase your estrogen levels is gonna make you go bald, fat, lose all muscle and thus make it even harder to lose weight and ruin your skin, instead, go OMAD (one meal a day) with mostly protein foods (meat, eggs) and the odd fruit/vegetable to keep your vitamins up so you don't die, abandon all sugars and wheat foods, do the odd fasting day (I cannot say it enough, actually stick to it, snacks outside of your one meal a day make your body release insulin and destroy ketone bodies, ruining the whole day, drink plenty of water both to stay hydrated and to stave off the initial anxiety of not eating for 80% of the day) and as for exercise, do squats, lots of squats so you get a shapely butt and hips.

Good luck going down the path of self destruction.


67c5e0  No.143144

>>143143

thank you for the srs reply


6f9f9e  No.143145

>>143144

I care for the health of my fellow anons and I doubt I'll convince you not to become a trap so might as well tell you how to do it efficiently and healthily, just please tell me you haven't been suckered by Reiko's trap discord.


67c5e0  No.143146

>>143145

im not a discord nigger so no i have not. Also i realize now that becoming a convincing trap is going to be neigh impossible for me, and as you pointed out earlier, I'll just end up being bald, fat, and an estrogen laden freak.

So instead, since I still need to lose weight, I've begun cardio and weight training.

The main reason for this switch in my mind is that since I can't reasonably becoming a convincing trap, the next best alternative is to build up muscle to increase my odds at simply dating a girl like the one in the op pic related.

In other words, I'm no longer going to try to become a trap, rather, I am now trying to become attractive to females by lifting and losing weight.

Thanks.


2ad7e0  No.143148

>>143133

>literally no boobs

can be B or smaller cups combined with a pushup or sports bra. I am a girl and webm is pretty how much my tits show through clothes.


f15a57  No.143150

>>143133

nyannyancosplay is literally a girl, she has a vagina that she has since birth. She is a Kpop fan so that's another reason to dodge her.


93505b  No.143153

>>143148

>I am a girl

>my tits

post them or gtfo

>>143150

>she has a vagina

have you seen it?

>a Kpop fan

gross


2ad7e0  No.143154

File: 7a263df978316bd⋯.jpg (141.18 KB, 705x1305, 47:87, 2018-10-24-005058.jpg)

File: 878c9eda50d886f⋯.jpg (150.65 KB, 738x1315, 738:1315, 2018-10-24-005102.jpg)

>>143153

Ok. Mainly I tossed that mention so since you were willing to pull this line

>you're gay for a trap and in denial to the extent

#1 is a front view and you can't see my titties unless you're a trained titty spotting expert.

#2 is a side view and I had to get a shirt that's thinner and tug it back.

#3 is the frame of the video where you can sort of see the girl in the OP's noboob tier tits, but the video is pretty low quality anyways


2ad7e0  No.143155

File: b23bfc4cb22853d⋯.png (196.68 KB, 608x744, 76:93, 2018-10-24-005633.png)


dde9aa  No.143160

>>143154

That's not what tits or gtfo means. We need skin. We'll give you a second chance since you only have one arm.


2ad7e0  No.143165

>>143160

I know exactly what "tits or gtfo" was used for but in this case it's offtopic and derailing which is counterintuitive.


703a39  No.143166

File: 36504594cac2d34⋯.png (220.9 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 86653cbb523b4910db4cb13a24….png)

File: 5d7ae4e36c5b022⋯.jpg (164.47 KB, 1500x923, 1500:923, f5e906461c09fc220bfa222ced….jpg)

>>143154

other than the wide hips, you look like a trap too. how do you manage having such pathetic breasts in the age of soy and obesity? the average bra size in the USA is D-cup


2ad7e0  No.143167

>>143166

Low body fat.


60ed01  No.143170

File: b3920de418c5531⋯.jpg (66 KB, 638x960, 319:480, 182554.jpg)

>>143166

>size D cups

>no form

>sags till ground

>will look worse when getting older

<size B/C cups

<cute looking

<will get bigger, once pregnant

<firm, not too saggy

<will not knock you out while she rides you

At the end of the day, all tits are good tits, but if those D/E cups are brought to you by XXXL sized lady, then that's not too big of a deal, because her overall fat percentage is huge. If the girl is fit and has C/D natural breasts, then that's something worth my attention.


88644b  No.143172

File: ab5ffa7429cf012⋯.mp4 (830.38 KB, 512x384, 4:3, where do you think we are.mp4)

>>143154

>>143130

>>143136

traps, traps everywhere


2ad7e0  No.143198

File: fbb4fa3bf7b9c9c⋯.png (74.9 KB, 198x380, 99:190, tocatchapredator.png)

>>143172

Maybe I should try joining the trap discord. That way when they try doxing me they'll come across deniable information.

It's too bad I won't be able to confer the dick pics and nor ultimately pull a Chris Hansen to make such an effort worthwhile.


0eadeb  No.143200

>>143154

>>143165

Fuck off you thot. Tits with timestamp or get the fuck out


2ad7e0  No.143202

>>143200

It's not my concern if you don't believe that's me.


3201b6  No.143206

>>143202

it's not about believing that it's you, it's about the fact that all women have to offer is their bodies. so if you want to come on an imageboard and get attention for being a girl, then you have to fulfill your part of the bargain by posting your bare breasts


2ad7e0  No.143207

File: 61fd5cd02f59702⋯.jpg (780.34 KB, 2552x1716, 58:39, monkeyandbanana.jpg)

>>143206

Get it right, monkey. The attention you are so clumsily and disproportionately paying to a clothed torso defeats the purpose of "tits or gtfo". Try claiming my post was merely attentionseeking and realize how much of it was already paid and how you are simply offering more.


23c10a  No.143209

>>143207

post tits or gtfo


141261  No.143210

>sperging out like this

Classic /fit/

OP, wanted to tell you not to focus too much into cardio because it's a meme, a short 5-10 min session before and after lifting as both warmup and endurance training should be more than enough.


2ad7e0  No.143214

>>143209

Sure, I will take my (You)'s and leave.


c4409e  No.143223

GOSAD ie gallon of soy a day.


95c42b  No.143224

kys


d6b844  No.143240

Yer gay, mate.


d6b844  No.143241


954b19  No.143249

>>143241

She looks somewhat androgynous but her voice is really girly.

>be girl

>make 15 second meme video in cute cosplay outfit

>video goes viral

>1 million guys want to suck your non-existent penis


147548  No.143252


20ae25  No.143259

so, have we got a conclusive answer on if it's a dude or not?


dde9aa  No.143275

>>143259

Yes. It's a chick.


c4409e  No.143279

File: 37a6a53f5b599d7⋯.jpg (107.79 KB, 400x400, 1:1, thats-not-a-woman-thats-a-….jpg)


cc5818  No.143281

You catch a train to the face, free face and body rearrangement you disgusting failure of a man. Fat actually increases your estrogen, maybe that's why you're such a faggot. Try losing weight and laying off the porn, then seeing if you're still gay.


cc5818  No.143285

>>143124

Also if the dancer in OP is a male then God hates us. That's the epitome of cuteness there, 2D fags OUT


d6b844  No.143288

>>143259

It's a girl, she has an androgynous look to her but she makes up for it for being hyper-girly. It's so odd to see a Western girl actually be girly (thanks, kikes) that people will always first assume it's a trap.




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