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16dd39  No.141084

I have recently become burdened with life-changing purpose. I require the physical strength to thrust my extended fingers through a lesser man's ribcage, and tear him in half like Captain America did to that log, and I require it yesterday.

Give me the most hardcore program possible that will turn me into a freakish killing machine in the least amount of time. My rage is such that I can work through any pain less than crippling agony. Nothing is off the table, I'll take drugs and steroids and whatever else. Long term side effects are a non-issue because if I don't die in battle, my life will be forfeit anyway and I'll just kill myself. I only need to survive long enough to accomplish my mission.

d994da  No.141085

Did you walk in on someone fucking your wife?


16dd39  No.141086

>>141085

No, worse. I won't give the reason here because it'll just derail the thread. Make me swole goddamnit.


d994da  No.141087

>>141086

Fuck dude what have you just went through. I don't have too much advice to make you swole but if you go too hard too fast you'll seriously fuck yourself up. Limit yourself.


0e8388  No.141088

File: e841d7e566ecc73⋯.jpg (18.91 KB, 512x548, 128:137, 59fdade68fa0fd0b19cfd7b5a8….jpg)

Get into occultism. Take steroids. Get into martial arts. Take your sub-conscious and shove it in the shape you want your body to be, and then work on it to make sure it sticks. Only time can hold you back, and only it can simmer your rage to it's essence. Think not of him, but exactly what should be done to him. Inscribe your fingers with your rage. This doesn't involve man, it involves glory. Your very body is the shape of something greater than yourself. Your breath is his essence. This is hell. Other than that, read the sticky. Time will finish the job for you. Don't fall to delusion.

Reconsider your every thought and see where the truth lies, and how long you're willing to suffer for. If things seem to fall apart and nothing seems seems to go away, reconsider your motive. Time will finish the job for you.


3e25ed  No.141089

A gun > any amount of exercise if you want to kill someone


fb6d62  No.141098

>>141084

Do SS+GOMAD


e8ff0d  No.141147

Tell us what happened nig


658ce7  No.141150

>>141089

basically this.

If you want to be lethal, carry a tool that is lethal.

Other than that, some kind of martial arts would do the trick.

tell us what happened you shithead


000000  No.141152

Looks like you want strong hands and forearms. Do Baki-style training: pushups on fingers, punching sand bags or trees, lift heavy flower pots by their rim and shit like that. Hand gainz are best gainz.


69ad6d  No.141154

File: 2e45b296de91495⋯.jpg (181.72 KB, 930x1316, 465:658, rogue-build-workout.jpg)

Tell us you fucking larping faggot.


9d6bc1  No.141156

>>141152

>pushups on fingers

>tfw hyper-mobile and that would just rape my hands for life

I really want to strengthen my fingers, especially my pinky fingers. They're so fucking weak in the joints and immediately lock out. Pisses me off.


277923  No.141162

>>141156

Do it stiff fingered. On the points.

http://davidhorne-gripmaster.com/

https://cannonpowerworks.com/

http://www.fatbastardbarbellco.com/WELCOME.html

http://www.weightlifterswarehouse.com/handgrippers.html

>>141084

Your focus should indeed be manhandling OP. That and BURNING AGONY. Image train with a sledgehammer, but do fencing moves/sword play techniques. Check out the grip shit above and do it. Lift heavy weights, look up a football training program (5/3/1 wendler's program is a reduced version of a football program) 4x a week. Sprint at least once a week. Do the sledgehammer/grip stuff 3x a week.

When you're not working out, burn your brain. Learn something incredibly difficult, or put a shit ton of effort into something. I play Go for instance, and when I spend 8 hours playing, reviewing, discussing, doing puzzles, and getting feedback, I will reach an intense burn that increases my consciousness all around, and it feels very good. I had intense dreams the night after I did that a couple days ago. I've begun studying Set Theory and that is some bullshit too, is the equivalent of trying to uproot a fucking tree. I know what understanding feels like, and I know what pseudo-understanding feels like, and this is a brickwall. I'll get it soon though…

Whatever it is, make sure it burns you hollow. If you've finished powerlifting or doing strongman or oly lifts (do oly lifts for sure), run or do some weighted jump rope. Just keep burning. If you can't burn any more, if you've "burned out" like a used up candle, drink some hotsauce, drink some vinegar, drink some coffee, take a shot of vodka, and try again. Might be a good time to do some STEEL BODY training. Hit yourself all over, weak parts included (nuts, face, throat, etc), and try hitting things with weird parts that you want to toughen up, like your chin. If you can hit something hard with your chin and be fine, it's indestructible. If you can grab someone's arm and dislocate it with the pocket of your neck, then wake the fuck up you're dreaming, but try to develop that anyway. The point of turning every point into a weapon is that it simultaneously turns it into armor, and turns you into a kinetic BOMB.

Something more serious:

IN CHINA, THE OLY LIFTERS LOOK DYEL 90% OF THE TIME. The guys on the platform in the olympics are usually bigger, but everyone else in training often look normal. Their mode of training is "overtraining does not exist", but they focus on recovery too. 3.5 hour workouts are norm their, and rests are a minute to two. If they do the same workout but it takes them 2.5 hours, they up the workout until it's 3.5 hours again. If you want to apply this to your training, go ahead. Go for 12 hours… Half of an Earth rotation. You'd have to start with just walking and a couple sets of something intense every couple hours, but you could ramp that up quickly if you HAVE THE WILL. At that point it's more about removing the overwhelming weakness inside of you (par the goal you've set for yourself…). So Day 1 do something for 12 hours and keep track of what you did, then try again Day 2 and get that down to 11 hours or something and up the workload by doing something the remaining 1 hour. Workout 7 days a week, every week. Get up at 5 AM every morning, and start working out by 5:15. Do something intense for half an hour if you have to go to work or do your work at home, whatever you do, but take a nap during your break. If you nap 2-4x a day, 20 minutes each, you can reduce your main sleep time down to 6 - 4 hours. 6 hour workouts is more reasonable for someone who works 8(9) hours a day. Don't neglect building your brain though, a fighter has to WIN not just KILL. If you kill one but die to the other, there's no victory. By beefing up your brain, you have a greater chance of victory, and your entire nervous system will benefit.


e77b6a  No.141163

>>141162

how old r u


277923  No.141193

>>141163

I'm just wondering if he would actually do it or if his anger is on the normal rage level.


103f00  No.141194

>>141193

I'm just wondering if you entered high school yet, buddy boy


277923  No.141200

File: 06e0ffe434dc05e⋯.jpg (179.07 KB, 800x1271, 800:1271, say that to me irl fucker.jpg)

>>141194

I'm an adult, queer. Working out throughout the day is good, so long workouts of a lower intensity are good. Having a few high load/intensity workouts interwoven in a long period of low intensity activity and performing that same series of activities/workouts the next day and the next until you do it in less time is progress, and is the Chinese method of oly progression. Legitimate

Eccentric movements build connective tissues and mechanically tear and stress muscles more than concentric movements, thus using a sledgehammer or similar "like a sword". The "like a sword" part is in order to develop your musculature in many angles, rather than a strict single line of motion like a squat, deadlift, bench, etc. The structure of using a sledgehammer "like a sword" should be intuitive, since it's easy to imagine sword combat; beginning with a common fencing move, there's the thrust. If you thrust a sledgehammer forward from the long end of the handle, it will quickly fall, despite attempts at keeping it horizontal. You can use the fencing or just a regular staggered stance, depending if you have the focus to really resist the fall of the sledgehammer head when using just 1 arm. Pulling it back to you and picking it up adds another level to the workout. Swinging it down is an obvious use, so is jumping forward and swinging it down, as well as horizontal and diagonal swings. Besides that then is managing to move the hammer into many different positions in response to an imagined assailant, as though blocking in a duel; from above, the side, parrying a thrust, and footwork. It's the weighted strength version of shadow boxing. Hitting stuff besides tires that you half bury or just giant tires is shocking and reverberates up the arm, and the tires aren't a very dynamic source of strain. The point is to build all of your stabilizers, connective tissues, as well as muscular strength all up in your arms, shoulders, back and core. It's whole body whilst developing those scrawny arms. Legitimate

The "Steel Body" training is pretty much the Iron Body training of the Shaolin, but I added hitting things or grappling with strange parts of your body to add both a layer of intensity and also complexity. Legitimate

If you think Set Theory is ez pz and I'm retarded, then all I have to say is that Bourbaki says that relying on intuition in proofs is wrong, despite my criticism that Bourbaki in fact seems to rely on intuition in his formalizing. The brick wall is in the possibility that what he's saying is wrong in some cases, and I try to understand the reality under the reality of what he's saying and imagine cases where what he's formalizing can be either misused or point to a strange bizarro world and potential practical applications that are counter-intuitive. Fuck You!

If it just sounds like LARP, ''Suck my Legitimate! Choke on it!"

>>141084

>Give me the most hardcore program possible that will turn me into a freakish killing machine in the least amount of time.

If you actually do what I advised, I'd both be surprised and not all too astonished if you succeed in your goal. I shall emphasize the importance of improving your ability to recover and concentration if you actually do it. Practice the Wim Hoff breathing method, take cold showers, eat onions, etc etc recovery and nutrition, sleep on the ground and in austere conditions of all sorts (no fap, abstain from drugs, minimalist life, minimal or no bedding, hot/cold training, tumo even, ascetic life, develop your concentration with meditations and endurance holds, etc.). Martial arts studios can be shit, but learn from people when you can. When you start out with this type of stuff, especially training that is very stressful, you're mostly just changing your constitution – your body is removing weakness and developing its ability to handle stressors overall. When that reaches a certain point, you aren't as stressed, and your body starts developing strength efficiently, and your mind finds great clarity and concentration in every situation. If you're training for confrontation, this is what you need. It has to be hell if you want to survive hell.

Information on gladiatorial training: https://gainweightjournal.com/the-real-gladiator-workout-train-like-a-gladiator/


e77b6a  No.141203

>>141200

>I'm an adult, queer.

It's even sadder when an adult can't pass the 8th grade.


277923  No.141206

>>141203

I took calculus and got a B for doing half the homework. This is /fit/, not /sci/ or /tech/, shitter. I'm taking it for EE, philosophy, analysis, abstraction designing, software engineering and higher mathematical studies so I have to understand it better and connect it mentally more than a cursory read would provide. fagit.

I've been baited.


e77b6a  No.141207

>>141206

>I took calculus and got a B for doing half the homework.

Whooooa, settle down, Isaac Newton. Are you badass enough to rein in this ADHD before you graduate elementary school?


277923  No.141219

>>141207

Go home anon. You're drunk.


31dd45  No.141267

OP's girlfriend was raped, I bet.


cffb63  No.141308

Just buy a gun

>>>/k/


e7e800  No.141315

Breathe into your balls and harness the energy yourself. That's what will make you into a stronger man. When you walk out of hell and you use your own wits and resources to climb all the way to the top of the world.

Become a real life anime character, OP. You can do it. I believe in you.


000000  No.141810

>>141086

> won't give the reason because it'll just derail the thread

fukkit, I'll derail then

OP probably saw the recent circumcision thread on >>>/pol/

there were several reports of anons going on flights of rage


94c2e3  No.141814

If you want to beat up somebody or kill them lifting weights isnt the quick fix. And you straight up want to mortal kombat a guy. If I were you I'd get a gun tie up whoever it is and either crack their ribs while they are alive with a tool or just gut them and reach and pull out the heart as is.

You are gonna be training for years for something which I think is possible to do.

Self defense gun and MMA trumps gym. Being huge and elite level strong will take years. Average MMA guy who just been training for 6-12 months can beat up most normies.

Once more: gun, hammer or something to break ribs and knife. It will be just as painful. No martial artist in history outside of video games has pulled out a rib cage etc.


0a395b  No.141815

File: e33f00e52849c76⋯.jpg (68.11 KB, 396x279, 44:31, opinions vary.jpg)

You're going about it all wrong. You don't need to stick your fingers into a man's ribcage and tear them in half. You just need to thrust your fingers through the skin on a man's neck and tear out his esophagus. Much easier, and they still end up just as dead.


9d6bc1  No.141835

File: b601aa312d0f920⋯.jpg (14.3 KB, 230x217, 230:217, Hypermobile_fingers_and_th….jpg)

>>141162

>Do it stiff fingered.

I don't think you understand, or I don't understand what you mean by that. If I put body weight on those twigs they'll snap in half.

Those grippers look good, but I don't think those will strengthen my finger joints much. I want to stop them from locking out.


30c9e9  No.141839

>>141084

Can you give me 6 months, OP?


277923  No.141842

>>141835

People have dislocated knuckles from using grippers. They will strengthen fingers. Look at all the other lifting equipment as well. If you do get a gripper, all you have to do to strengthen the fingers is go hard and for ~25 reps, 3 sets. 5 reps won't do enough at all. I have what the picture you're depicting is showing; my thumb goes backwards 90 degrees and such too. You strengthen them by kneeling and putting weight on them straight fingered – don't worry about them bending backwards or forwards at the last joint when the weight is too high, that's normal. Just start somewhere and use high volume and pretty high intensity/load. Your straight, non-bending, steel finger strength will increase even if they tend to bend.

Just as in the squat, going past parallel will strengthen your tendons and prevent injury.

DB Rows will also strengthen grip – go for 25 reps and 3 sets, with a heavy ass weight. Don't use momentum or power at the bottom. Stretch the lats. Squeeze the bar hard. If you work with your hands at all, you develop bigger hands. If you can row 125 lbs for 25 reps, 3 sets, without straps, you have big strong fucking hands. Wrap a towel around the handle to make sure you get hand gains.


9d6bc1  No.141915

>>141842

Thanks m8. I'll look into getting some grippers for juicy hand gains.


8242f2  No.143387

File: b3a9d0086a5658b⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 2084x4576, 521:1144, 1411629463744.jpg)

>>141162

I would suggest anyone to build up the running casually through their life.

When someone challenges you to a 30 minute jog and you arent prepared youll be dead after 5 minutes.


7a3f94  No.143561

Break your fingers consistently and after a few years you'll have fingers that are capable of breaking cocunuts, too bad you won't be able to move them too much.




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