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>tfw shitter shattered
>walk into doc's office, has a look around
<"Your shit's fucked, Mr. Anon. My assistant will set you up with an appointment for further inspection."
>nurse hands me a couple sheets of paper, walks me through the procedure and hands me a fucking enema bag stuffed into a rubber glove
>tfw no back pack, no nothing with me at the time
>"Excuse me, Ms., but do you have anything a little more discreet?"
<"What, you want another glove? See you next week."
>mfw