/fit/ - Fitness, Health, and Feels

Nothing, it'll just thin your dick

Your best chance is getting a dick pump, but there's a possibility that you will go ED if you're cut/don't use lotion

Note: dick pumps affect last for a few days

The one where you jelq your neck with a rope and either reincarnate as something with a big dick, enter the endless dark abyss, or something else entirely.

Yeah don't do it fam. Virtually all urologists agree that it damages your penis. It sucks that any guy with an average dick is essentially doomed to a shitty terrible life but there's nothing you can really do about it. Instead, do kegel exercises and practice your ability to achieve and sustain an erection, and last a good while. Plus your your way around the cunt and generally fuck the bitch hard and smack her, pick her up and throw her, all that, they eat it up like, filthy whores.

>>129456

It doesn't "thin" it, PE does actually increase the 'size' but not in a desireable way, it causes damage, just don't do it, don't do the pumps either, there's nothing you can do to make your dick bigger that won't damage it

the only thing you can do is if you're like 10 years old you can lift weights and sleep a lot every night, wear loose boxers etc. to maximize your natural penis growth during puberty, after your penis is done growing there's no way to make it bigger without causing damage that isn't worth it

>>129462

>learn your way around* the cunt

>>129462

>It sucks that any guy with an average dick is essentially doomed to a shitty terrible life

What a joke. I don't even have a long dick but its unusually thick and so far every girl had an issue taking it, even during a fucking blowjob. Having a very large dick is like benching a lot, only guys care about it, plus the large dick may actually come in as a disadvantage.

>>129466

>I don't even have a long dick but its unusually thick

That's why, it's the girth that actually matters as long as you have enough length to actually thrust (5-6"). Length is for bragging rights and with 7" or so, the average woman probably won't be able to bottom out all the time, so it is indeed overrated. But girth directly correlates to the pleasure that the woman receives, and is what women mean when they say they want a "big" dick.

>Having a very large dick is like benching a lot, only guys care about it

I don't think this is true. Some women have a condition called vaginismus where their vagina is super tight, so tight that intercourse is painful, and for these women a thinner penis is actually desireable. But other than that, if you can't find the 1% or so of women with micro-cunts, you're basically fucked sex-wise if your girth is under the statistical mean. And if the length is too short that will also fuck you because it ruins sex psychologically for the woman, and sex is primarily psychological for women.

>tfw phimosis

>>129478

>But girth directly correlates to the pleasure that the woman receives, and is what women mean when they say they want a "big" dick.

That's probably true, either way in my first blowjob i've ever gotten the girl stopped after about 3-4 minutes and said that it was too big and that she's so sorry. Sounds cool when you tell someone but it certainly isn't when you're going home with blue balls.

>>129500

way better than being (((cut))) and feeling nothing at all, get your hands on the roid cream and get stretching you lazy fuck