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>convinced fat shit coworker to come to the gym with me
>I was a fat shit once too so I know what he's going through and use that to bully him into doing healthy shit
>first day at the gym we did 30 minutes of cardio
>he never got past 40 rpm on the elliptical and didn't break a significant sweat
>like he was wearing a cotton t-shirt and no dark spots appeared
>when I told him to go faster or increase the resistance he said he was already doing as much as he could
>machine said he burned maybe 130 calories in 30 minutes
>after that I made him do a couple reps of a few different lifts just trying to establish what he was capable of lifting
>would add 10 lbs and go "okay can you lift this?" and he'd do it, etc
>was mostly educating about form and not even trying to actually work him
>after 1.5 hours he wanted to go home because he had other shit to do, I let him
>he left before me so I didn't see where he went
>next day, enter the break room at work when he's already in there
>he doesn't hear/see me
>he's telling other coworkers about his gym experience
>he had to go to taco bell afterwards because he "was craving carbs since he worked out so much"
>I was secretly counting his calories on first gym day and he consumed 2500 between his morning break and his lunch
>the average taco bell meal is at least 1000