/fit/ - Fitness, Health, Exercise, Dieting, etc

For those who don't know, media outlets have daily features on Snapchat to give news styled in a way that is acceptable to us millenial normies. Last week, the very first page/slide for National Geographic said, "Studies show that physical inactivity produces visceral fat in the abdomen, which harms brain function." Or something closely along those lines. They essentially told a bunch of millenials that if they are fat and lazy, they are also stupid. It pleased me.

And a related story from two days ago:

>go to watch Spider-Man with family

>first eat, but no restaurants are open anywhere because it's Sunday in Georgia

>we go into Wendy's because we're running out of time

>there are two servers, easily over 400lbs each

>ours can hardly speak and has the other one constantly telling him what to do

>we couldn't tell what sex he was at first because of his round face and huge tits

>he takes over 5 minutes to get the order

Don't be this guy, anons. It is a sad and wasted existence.

I went from about 185 to maybe 140 in a year by rationing hotdogs and ramen while sitting on my ass playing bass guitar and Skyrim. Not much of a privilege. My room was an extension with a metal roof and no vents. When it was hot, I slept naked with no covers. When it was cold, I slept with a jacket on under three covers. It wasn't a privilege.

I got one

>go to beach near my house

>shore line is 100 yards away from the road

>easy to get to and almost no incline to the sand

>beach is littered with huge fat blobs and their huge annoying kids every summer

>another beach a few miles round the coast

>only access is a tiny footpath, down a very steep cliff face

>takes at least 20 minutes to walk down and more on the way up

>beach is only every populated with a few, young, fit, 20 somethings

I love life's little filters

Hating entitled fatties is ok. When I see loner fatties at the vidya store however, huffing and puffing and looking nervous, I can't help myself but feel sorry for these guys. They're pretty much at the bottom of social hierarchy and everyone is looking down on them. It's funny though that fat women don't suffer that much loss of social status by being fat.

>>123993

haha he actually parred her off hard though lol

>>124072

Looks like cooking spray.

Found this tumblr blog of cringe. Even when I was a fat ass I never made such excuses. I just didn't care.

>>124072

Maybe?

>>124077

No.

tfw working legs and arms on the same day

fat logic

>>123951

2:50

>that bellyslap

>>124306

Fat people exist because of the food pyramid.

>>124306

In the latest in other news, water is wet

>>124330

>incomprehensible

>refutes every point I make

Your mouth (or fingers?) is working faster than your brain.

Evolution isn't some internet-bred idea within the fitness and health industry. There are countless studies found on the subject dating back a little over hundreds of years. And to be fair, I doubt a single person on this board has ever, including myself to be quite critical of myself, is anywhat qualified on the matter. But here you go;

>the continued existence of organisms that are best adapted to their environment, with the extinction of others, as a concept in the Darwinian theory of evolution.

They're still people you stupid fucking shit, and they reproduce the same way as we ALWAYS have, and they're rising. Until they actually start breathing underwater and eating fish and laying eggs or giving underwater birth, migrating north for winters, there isn't any evolution going on you stupid asswipe. You keep arguing that it's not their fucking genes, that it's their food and lifestyle choices. You shitheads think natural selection only applies to people and that is simply not true. Darwin didn't popularize the theory of evolution so that /fit/ could make fun of fat people through survival of the fittest, or Hitler could justify hunting Jewish rats.

The common fit person will tell someone that it's a lifestyle that keeps their physique and health in line, and then argue that it's the food that fat people eat as being the problem. You want misinformation? Yeah, kids typically take after their parents. A baby in the womb takes in a percentage of what the mother takes in. If the mom eats too much food AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT FOOD SO LONG AS THERE ARE CALORIES ; if the mother smokes and drinks, or sleeps on her back too much - you fucking name it - the baby will most likely come out with those factors taking effect. but are they permanent? not always, but sometimes, sure, but genetically permanent fat? yeah I get it, the 'metabolism' argument, whatever. But if you think you can't starve the fat off a landwhale or fatten up a skeleton, through some evil scientific study or exercise and a lifestyle change then you're telling me the short time it took for the rise in obesity to occur is a result of the food industry and misinformation as a opposed to poor lifestyle choices either imposed by the parents or adopted through other means such as fit's imposed, 'easy living and welfare'. You going to tell me there's a gene in every obese person's DNA that physically and/or mentally prevents or keeps them from looking like the product of what you believe the first humans to look like 200k years ago? They look the same, and THEIR NUMBERS ARE RISING. They aren't going extinct, they're taking US over……

DO YOU REALLY FUCKING THINK YOU'RE WITNESSING EVOLUTION IN THE SLIGHTEST?

Give me a fucking break you fucking poser. Exercise your mind next time you bulk. You aren't witnessing shit. You're witnessing fat people getting fatter faster.

>>124358

Kids don't take after the physique of their surgically modified parents, or their grandparents who survived mustard gas attacks. Anything gained down the road can be lost, and anything lost can be gained again.

You can work off any food you eat. Evolution isn't eating bad food, sitting around, and storing fat, thinking it's healthy and natural as opposed to being stronger, faster, and more productive - the ability to exert energy more efficiently and pushing yourself to new heights.

I'm trying to say fat people aren't the result of evolution, they're the by-product of an information society built by people that allows them to eat and throw away the amount of food it would take to feed the homeless, and encourages them to feel good about being unhealthy. But yeah, Doritos and donuts are profitable and easy to make, and people spend welfare on these things when they're already refuse to work to make the money it would take for these same people to eat MORE, or better for that matter. Misinformation is people not knowing how to cook - not refusing to accept the facts. And even most /fit/izens can't even do that AS YOU CAN SEE.

>>124360

>Evolution isn't eating bad food, sitting around, and storing fat, thinking it's healthy and natural as opposed to being stronger, faster, and more productive

I actually believe that's…. devolution?

But then again-

>>124330

>Selecting a mate with attractive genes is in fact how evolution happens.

Nope. Explain prostitutes. Fat people are popping up everywhere, and they ARE producing fat children and children who grow up fat living off McDonald's meals. And they're still a problem, and honestly I wouldn't even rank them as 'endangered'. I just worry about people worrying about obesity and not worrying just as much, or at least focusing half, on people who eat too little, or throw up what they eat, etc.

>People prone to being fat are producing spawn that have a high chance of being prone to being fat.

True. So again, they aren't currently going anywhere, are they? They might be devoluting in some sense, but who's to say if that's not what we are supposed to look like in the future? I mean, damn, doesn't the idea of living a lie and never having to worry about money or food sound nice?

> the fatty's genes

Please understand why it took me so long to understand your trolling intentions lol. I like other's to be aware of this as well. I know how fucking ignorant people can be, I am at times myself, admittedly.

>Not only is this pessimistic as fuck, and incredibly stupid, it's also wrong.

Just WHAT, was I wrong about? Do you have trouble seeing blind people? Or do you have trouble hearing them? You should get your eyes and ears checked maybe. Cool fat guys are cool. Not cool fat guys aren't that cool. Fat girls aren't that cool. I didn't make the universe, I just live in it and follow its rules from time to time.

>>124333

That is basically the basis for every leftist ideology, whether it be full blown communism or seditious feminism.

>Humans aren't animals or subject to natural laws guise

>Men should want to fuck me even though I've lowered my sexual value and made myself unattractive as a partner let alone as a human being

Then they blame men for not wanting them and going for alternatives.

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>>124402

Looks like I've won this battle, newfags.

You lack an understanding of the fine art of trolling, but I will admit you've won a battle here or there. If I was frustrated it wasn't because you made me mad, it's because you've adopted the normalfag's stupidity and way of thinking. Trolling isn't just replying back and forth over one subject, that's flaming. We're flaming (commonly mistaken for baiting). You aren't making me mad, you're making me reply. You're replying as well. Only, I'm right. Thus, I win. And I'll keep winning so long as you keep replying with failed attacks of failed logic and reasoning.

>fat logic

See that? If I believed in fat logic I wouldn't be backing genetics. At this point I seriously believe you think the word genes is the same as jeans.

>That. That is where you are wrong.

Nope, they bring in money and it's their choice of living. You missed the joke entirely as well. You live in a business-run economy and society where fats have every opportunity to be as fat as they want, die how they please, and still throw away enough food to feed the homeless and poor around the world. There's another joke you probably missed as well. You're the 'thick' one here I'm afraid. Why don't you just stop replying to me… Huh?

>>124418

>If I believed in fat logic I wouldn't be backing genetics.

>he believes people are genetically fat

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>>124482

Do you not understand that I'm not agreeing with fat people about genetics? I was pointing out how stupid so many people must have been to converge on the "so literally evolution" comment in that picture and freak out about it. If you knew anything about evolution you would know that fat people aren't a product of evolution, they're a by-product (at best) of advanced food science and technology and maybe agricultural science - and sure, if you want to get technical, you can blame misinformation and whatnot. And because I back genetics doesn't mean I believe fat people are genetically fat you silly kids. I'm saying the genetics argument wouldn't exist if fat people weren't reproducing (with commonly accepted misinformation), therefore, they are mating whether or not you think it matters that 'natural selection' is the result of most men's attraction to pornstar-like physiques. That's not natural selection, that's physical attraction. And besides, you're no better to me in my opinion than the fatties if you blame their problems being the result of misinformation when you actually believe the things you're spewing out. And so long as we have niggers and spics, and Jews to perpetuate the fat acceptance bullshit, fat people will keep growing in numbers. Your strings of logic have, repeatedly, made no fucking sense. And I can already tell you don't belong here.

A reputable university? The fuck you did if you can't even interpret simple English.

>Take responsibility for yourself. If you're fat, it's probably your parents' fault, but if you're away from them now and you aren't getting any thinner, that's your fault.

Doesn't take college to figure this out, simpleton. Lol off yourselves.

>>124515

M8, we're saying you don't know fuck all about evolution or the slow slow SLOW process in which it takes shape. You seem to think evolution is turning into something else. That we are exact replicas of the first humans. We're not even the same as the humans from the first Greek Olympics. Certain genes get passed on, m8. Some die out. The thing that we say "Determines natural selection" is sex. A person who is fat all there life with fat parents and fat kids, there's something in that person's genes that make them MORE SUSCEPTIBLE to being fat. Not to say they can't get thin, or that they're predestined to be fat. Even it's just a sweet tooth sense of taste or a problem with regulating the amount of insulin they produce it all comes back to their genes. So if everyone in the world just stopped having kids with fat people that would be a form natural selection.

Now go be fat somewhere else.

>>124557

It stopped being an argument the moment you thought you could speed read and then took what I said and claimed it as your own argument once you realized you were wrong and thought you could show off how stupid you really are by posting gay fitness 'meme's to accompany reversing OUR arguments for OUR beliefs to say I'm wrong about believing what I believe in when YOU AND I believe in the same god damn things minus YOU think it's evolution's natural selection when a male or female chooses the ideal mate - which is not true, natural selection is NATURE'S (EARTH AND HUMAN NATURE) CHOICE OF WHO LIVES ON AND WHO DIES OFF, but can't realize that the possibility of finding the ideal mate is growing more and more difficult when more and more fatties are rising and then mating. Now you've started talking about some random fitness logic as the refuting solution to dismantling my entire argument.

>Fatties realize they can't get the most physically attractive mate because of their low physical attractiveness.

>Fatties then lower their standards, like so many others have amongst this rising obesity epidemic.

>Fatties then reproduce with their own kind. Their offspring say 'muh genetics' because they've taken after their parent's lifestyle and eating choices.

>Kids grow into adults who believe they will be fat forever because of 'muh genetics' and pass it off as normal and beautiful.

>Kids today then think it's okay to stay fat as they grow up because last generation's fatties genuinely believe it's genetics and become media-based, fat-fighter rollmodels.

>The cycle then repeats when fatties grow up having believed in the misinformation (like you had mentioned) that fat was genetics and not something that could be changed.

They look for a mate, fail to attract the 'perfect' mate because of physical attractiveness, blame society for not valuing personality over looks, and further looks and/or personality over compatibility. So they mate with other fat people, or two people meet and get fat when they grow up. That means they are surviving. It's survival of the fittest and fatties ARE reproducing. While you were trying to find the ideal match by changing your entire lifestyle, fatties were lowering their standards and mating and living on and you were complaining about Stacey not being compatible with you after aaaall that effort. I KNOW, I've been there, I promise, I know it sucks. You're wrong, and I'm right and it eats you up to think I might be fatter than you AND smarter.

>>124584

>nature is a figure of speech

>>124583

>mind your own business

Cry baby, listen here - I don't even know what half my gene pool is like tbh, but I know some of my family has made great success in their lives, and others have made devastating failures. And if you, like me, believe that someone who comes from a 'terrible' gene pool (that against all of Chad's odds surprisingly made it this far in humanity) is just as capable to making of themselves a success and shining example as anyone from a successful gene pool is just as able to let their lives fall apart.

Here's where you seem not to understand me.

Beyond the inherent traits of ones' genes you can argue whether things like physical attributes are dominant or present, and/or believe that things like proneness to mental disorders are just as possible, like I do not, and the genetically occurring ability to succeed in what environment he or she is born in is passed on as well in some 'genetic' way. YOU are telling me that YOU are a success because of the family YOU come from. ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT FAT PEOPLE ARE RIGHT ABOUT THEIR 'MUH GENETICS'? You aren't fit or a success, you're a bitch and you aren't that smart. And it doesn't matter what family you come from or what they're like or whether your ancestors used to be slaves or kings, you've become a faggot, and I guess in your mind that means someone in your family used to be a bunch of faggots. It doesn't matter if your genetic class interbreeds with anyone of any 'genetic class'. If you eat like shit, and you feed your kids shit, they'll turn out just like you, but that's not to say that a kid can't become a modern success without stuffing his or her face with the terrible lifestyle choices that kid's parents impose. Whether or not you come from a successful gene pool or not, you make of your life what it is.

Now, let's hear your bullshit rebuttal. I've been around people like you and been around here long enough to know you can't stand losing something so trivial. You shouldn't have walked this path with me. You've got me saying the same damn shit over and over again and you just can't seem to understand. So let's have at it. What's next? You gonna change the subject to better your chances at winning this little argument? BRING IT ON, CHUMP.

>>124591

No you're probably right. I never get the chance to prove how smart I am unless I'm dissing some Anon's about the news. I just don't want other Anon's thinking the wrong shit is all. What you and I have been saying has been great though. I'm sorry it takes this long to get into the serious discussion.

>It is just a consistent trend that people who are ugly and unintelligent failures are far more likely to be a part of the culture that allows for poor health and laziness than those who are not.

Agreed. This is what people lack to realize when they understand that change IS possible for those very people. And most people will disregard the possibility of change when they realize the trend. It's a very modern black&white way of thinking, as if everything is either-or.

>>124587

My god. Your reading comprehension is shit if you think anyone in this thread said anything like "YOU are telling me that YOU are a success because of the family YOU come from. ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT FAT PEOPLE ARE RIGHT ABOUT THEIR 'MUH GENETICS'?"

Like for real. You've been the ass clown of this whole thread because you accuse random people of shit they didn't say.

>I've been around people like you and been around here long enough to know you can't stand losing something so trivial.

I lose. Now what? Do I have to ship you a medal or something?

p.s. You still haven't disproved that "so literally evolution?" is wrong. You've actually gone to great lengths to prove it right.

>>124651

>This is what people lack to realize when they understand that change IS possible for those very people.

>>124306

>Fat people aint going anywhere; deal with it.

This slays me. It's like I can see exactly in the thread where you realized you were rambling like a drunk retard and cracked open wikipedia.

can we get some more fat stories instead of gay bickering?

>>124676

>>124677

Pretending you're right doesn't make you right any more than proving I'm wrong about anything you've been wrong about this entire thread but pretend not to argue about because you think that's what wins arguments, pretending not to argue about the main point and argue about another thing completely and claim to have won the war by losing a battle. It's like throwing your pawns away so you can lure the other players pieces into position but then you have no pawns to take their pieces and you lose anyway.

>>124764

I'm sure it looks that way to a fatty. Try not to eat those chess pieces.

Why do people read threads they hate? I just don't get it.

>>124768

What a stupid cunt. Do you have any idea what you were typing? The other guy was right, you're a fucking retard.

>>125984

That's the excuse many a fat mother to be says. My cousin recently had a child, same excuse for putting on the pounds. Baby is now six months old but the she is if anything, heavier than before getting knocked up. Of course, drinking booze every weekend, not exercising or eating right has nothing to do with it

>>125995

Women have no need to be healthy any more once they have their hooks in you with a baby.

Look at how they freaked out over this image.

I have a friend who wants to enlist but is a fat fuck. He says he'll talk to a recruiter when he loses weight. I know being nice doesn't do shit but i'm not sure the best way to motivate him. Have any of you had success with helping your friends?

>>126289

I'm a fat fuck who wants to enlist but needs to lose weight. How fat is he?

Make him talk to the recruiter anyways. Recruiters don't know shit about proper nutrition, but they know enough to tell you if you're eating complete shit. If the recruiters are aware he wants to go in but he's fat, they'll keep him on track/help him get his shit together by setting goals and hounding his ass since they don't get their bonus if he doesn't get in.

>>126310

Even if they just make him go in once a week it will force him to stay on track because he doesn't want to look like a little bitch (assuming he has a spine). If you're not competitive enough to at least be honest with your recruiter and let them help you to that limited extent/put in at least that much effort, you're probably not competitive enough to try and get into the military or lose the weight in the first place. That being said, he's pretty fucking fat. They're gonna rail on him a bit about that and think he's crazy for wanting to join because after you reach about 30% bodyfat, they usually don't think you'll put in the effort to get down to size.

Chairforce is lazy as all fuck but they do have some standards still. What does he want to do in the military? As much of faggots as they are out at sea, the Navy is a preferable option since you get the cushiony desk job you'd get in Chairforce, but you rank up like an army man much faster and get to explore all over the world depending on your job instead of being stuck at one base for six+ months at a time. Plus you get to laugh at jar heads when you outrank them even though they went through more "grueling" training to get to a shitty E3 position. The Navy has slightly stricter physical requirements than the Airforce though if I remember right.

>>126347

>Joe Rogan

>>123920

BMI 160 baby.

(Via Figure1, search 'obesity')

>>123960

>double spacing before a word

>expecting us to read your post

> pintrest spacing

> degenerate fat fingers

I literally vomited when I read your reply, anon, and I didn't even get through it. You know you are too fat to be here, anon. Just go.

While not exactly fat hate, I've only seen fatties post this one

Can I embed from Gfycat? I guess I'm going to find out…

gfycat.com MarriedUnawareHackee

>>126862

Where is the sound?I can not understand what that all is about.

I have some relatively old pics saved I forgot about.

>>133387

And some more recent.

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>>133404

And since I don't like to dump in these threads without adding something new to them, here's some fresh caps and filenames straight from Tumblr so you don't have to risk catching something by venturing into that moist lair of beef flaps yourself.

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>>133412

Did you know that it's common practice in Japan to comment on someone's weight and poke them in the stomach if they're overweight, even if they're a stranger? Did you know that people get their waistlines measures and districts get taxed/fined depending on how many fatties are in them? Apply this to the cunt whining about the article on Americans and imagine how she'd react to experiencing that.

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grody

>>133415

God fucking damn it, leaf, not even spoilering that crap is enough.

>>133387

>third pic

I just hope it's an edit, but after seeing some horrendus shit in here I can't be really sure about it.

These were hidden in an old folder. Get /fit/, save your ability to keep your damn balance.

>>134115

>>134420

Gen X anon here. No, people still gave others shit for being fat fucks in the 80's. If not more so back then with wrinkles viewed as a sign of maturity.

saw this article about fat cunt getting triggered because being a fat cunt is a case of cancer.

fucking fatties.

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>>124795

dat first pic

>Let your life plunge into such a depth of shit

>Blame the people around you for not helping as though it were their responsibility

>Criticize people who gamble when you're probably irresponsible with your own finances

>Expect some divine reward just cause you did your job

>Gods punishing me with this weight

from /v/

>>124819

>>124306

>plenty of awesome fat people

Stumbled across this gem. How many push-ups have you done today, anon?

>'I won't stop until I'm too fat to move': Morbidly obese model who dreams of weighing 1000lb eats 8,000 calories a day - and loves being fed through a FUNNEL by her boyfriend

>pics related

>>135629

>t. no real friends

Well, I'm happy to report that searching Fat Acceptance on the hellhole that is Tumblr now nets me more anti-FA shit than content supporting it. On the downside, there's less crap for us to enjoy.

>>139117

>whining about threads like FPS/FPH

Sometimes I visit these threads and any lag I had in wanting to do my push-ups completely vanishes. For some it's a desire to never become this, for others its a reality check and never wanting to go back. These threads have been around since exodus fucking one, probably more than we can say for you, and it's exactly one thread. This is "4cuck /a/ banning Sakurafish just because the new BO didn't think it was related/proper"-levels of retarded, woman.

>FPH thread anchored

>just now realize this

kys tbh BO