/fit/ - Fitness, Health, and Feels

>>123538

>UKanon goes to prison to get big

>gets stabbed and raped by Muslims

>tries to fight back and gets 10 years added to his sentence for hate crimes

I don't want to go to jail mostly because I like studying, reading, hanging out with friends/family, and being in charge of everything I do rather than doing exactly what a warden tells me.

>>123538

>>123538

>Is it because you're too much of a fag?

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to become a gangster but I was too beta so I just went to college and became a doctor.

>>123539

The most alpha males are those that do whatever they like and take whatever they can by force

If they do end up getting caught then they'll bend the rest of the prison to their will and will rise to become a gang leader, or even the head honcho of the whole prison

So you are essentially admitting that you're too much of a faggot to do this? You're too much of an inferior male to achieve this?

In jail there are no vaginas, only men's butt.

>>123546

If you were an alpha man then you'd either evade capture in the first place, or you'd fuck all the female prison guards. Or you'd get other weaker men to prepare an escape for you.

Look let me put it simply. Criminals have more children than non-criminals.

>Convicted criminal offenders had more children than individuals never convicted of a criminal offense.

http://www.ehbonline.org/article/S1090-5138%2814%2900077-4/abstract

So basically criminals are OBJECTIVELY more alpha than non-criminals. So why aren't you a criminal? Are you too much of a fag?

>>123544

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>>123549

You can't say shit about how people on this board aren't as alpha as criminals until you go and do something illegal. I've committed theft, arson, tresspassing, destruction of public and private property, piracy, underage drinking, distribution of alcohol to minors, illegal drug use, and public masturbation, which (according to you) makes me objectively more alpha than you. If you're certain about the conclusions you've come to, go fucking do something instead of arguing on the internet.

>>123554

>the most pussy crimes of all time

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigga even I've done all of those things, apart from arson probably

Have you ever been convicted of any of those things? Gone to prison? That's the real question.

>>123556

Bro, I'm not looking to get jailed. Committing crime for the sake of crime or disobedience is retarded. If I am to stay in university, complete my degrees, and spend my life as a biologist working months at a time in jungles or at sea, I cannot be convicted of anything. If you want to live in a box, go do it already and stop projecting your insecurities here.

In our world, politicians are the biggest alphas, they steal your money that you work everyday for, live a life of luxury and are basically celebrities that lie for a living. And unsless they piss off too many other politicians they dont go to jail like some dumb thug.

>>123549

just want to add that this dude is fucking 5' 6" as well so all the excuses about height at /r9k/ are bullshit

>>123567

Both beta bucks and politicians share one major trait of personality and that is opportunism. Being a corrupt politician is beta in most cases since they usually have to answer to a higher up authorities such as oligarchs or rabbis.

>>123538

>>123544

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>>123556

Trying to add more heads to your list. Aren't you, Double'O?

Why don't you just pay Mason Jim the bill for everyone's IPs, instead of this weak game of agent provocateur? You'll fare easier just popping sleepers, rather than hoping one of the creatine victims here will go on a frenzy.

>>123659

Talking about peope that arent born into the inner cirlce, thats as alpha as you can get.

>>123664

Ahoy! It never occurred ta me that I'd meet a captain o' tha south seas, and 'ere I am! What yer sayin' be undeniably true, shitpost that it is. Ol' Edward Teach didn't go down 'till he was nigh cut ta bits, and blasted full a holes. And even tha women be alpha males, plunderin' an swashbucklin' all tha same!

>>123554

Ha we pretty much have the same wrap sheet unless you add domestic abuse and attempted murder and solicitation of prostitutes.

>>123554

>>underage drinking

Better watch out.

This young madman has literally drank a full can of beer at the age of 20.

>>123544

>The most alpha males are those that do whatever they like and take whatever they can by force

The alphas are leaders regardless of physical qualities. People who can bend the rules by whatever means they can. Usually people with tons of connection, lacking standard morals.

You don't become that by just waving your fists like a moron.

>>123856

You bet I have, and I even posted about it on social media. YOLO!

I miss winter.