Would /fit/ go to summer camp with me for $600 dollars? Can't tell if $600 is a good or bad price when you consider lodging/food/alcohol is already paid for...**What would be the chances of an autist getting laid at one of these events?**Link relat

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/fit/izen 04/13/17 (Thu) 17:14:04 No.119319

Would /fit/ go to summer camp with me for $600 dollars? Can't tell if $600 is a good or bad price when you consider lodging/food/alcohol is already paid for…

What would be the chances of an autist getting laid at one of these events?

/fit/izen 04/13/17 (Thu) 17:22:03 No.119322

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I shouldn't feel lonely but these sort of things bring back memories I haven't had in over a decade of simpler times…

/fit/izen 04/13/17 (Thu) 17:31:18 No.119324

>>119319

By laid you mean raped by a cit ?

/fit/izen 04/13/17 (Thu) 21:36:22 No.119336

>>119319

>Has to mention getting drunk twice

Probably a shit camp.

/fit/izen 04/13/17 (Thu) 23:01:49 No.119338

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>camp degeneracy

/fit/izen 04/13/17 (Thu) 23:15:37 No.119340

>adulting is so boring, goy

>I can help, just $599.99

>soon to offer financing

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 01:24:26 No.119349

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Last time I went to camp I threw up after drinking the contaminated sink water and got a award for stinkiest feet

No thanks, I'm good

Also it's gonna be 99% braindead normalfags and 1% of the more socially retarded obnoxious spergs imaginable

You'd be better going on a road trip with buddies for less

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 01:42:32 No.119350

>>119319

This is the gayest thing I've seen in a while

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 04:43:09 No.119358

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>>119336

I dunno, I read the reviews and it only seems to get good reviews from what I've found. Maybe autists just know better than to go to these things?

>>119349

>Implying I have friends

I have friends, but they're all poorfags who can't even afford to eat out once a month, let alone go on a trip…

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 04:44:48 No.119359

I might be coming into $5,000 next month. If I end up going because Navy delays my boot camp a year (they have a camp near me in August), would /fit/ be interested in me posting vids/pics and telling how it went?

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 07:35:41 No.119372

I wouldn't even consider it unless I could confirm a decent male:female ratio first.

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 08:31:28 No.119381

Are you offering to give me $600 to go with you, or pay $600?

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 14:09:21 No.119386

>>119372

They try to make sure there's a few.more women than men there. The one near.me still has 4 slots for men under last minute, and 6 slots for women under last minute.

/fit/izen 04/14/17 (Fri) 19:13:50 No.119405

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That looks fucking awful. It's just your typical spring break vacation spot but you're forced to be around only obnoxious arrested-development normalfags who say shit like "I'm sick of adulting."

Day drinking is a feature? I've regretted every time I ever got day drunk. You pass out before sundown and then wake up feeling like you wasted the whole day.

"No counselors"? For legal reasons the place has to be packed with security/lifeguards telling drunk people to stop doing dangerous things. There will be fun police.

>>119340

Still cheaper than college.

/fit/izen 06/30/17 (Fri) 12:34:56 No.123429

>>119319

This is the most american thing i have seen this week

/fit/izen 06/30/17 (Fri) 18:22:59 No.123468

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You're the healthy young male. You can do anything - fishing, riding fixie bike innawoods, visiting medieval festivals, aquarium fish exhibitions, military museum exhibitions, outdoors cuisine festivals, the fire festivals, light aircraft festivals, paragliding, caving tourism, finding weird but good-smelling and maybe even non-poisonous mushrooms like I did today, etc etc etc etc etc. But you chose this shit.

/fit/izen 07/01/17 (Sat) 22:05:39 No.123518

looks shit tbh

/fit/izen 07/20/17 (Thu) 15:19:26 No.124319

OP you need to be sent to a different kind of camp the extermination kind

/fit/izen 07/20/17 (Thu) 16:16:23 No.124321

>>124319

I'm pretty sure they never existed.

/fit/izen 07/20/17 (Thu) 21:17:22 No.124336

>>119319

So, this is it. I finally understand what /pol/ means about degeneracy. Our country is in ruins and being invaded, and these 30 year old children would rather get drunk and pretend they were kids. I have rarely felt this much hatred at once in my entire life.

But yeah, $600 dollars is a good price.

/fit/izen 07/20/17 (Thu) 21:49:56 No.124339

>>124336

>people are having fun in a way that i don't like

>degeneracy!

/fit/izen 07/21/17 (Fri) 00:26:03 No.124351

>>124339

>Having fun at the expense of your children's country and existence

>It's all fine nothing to see here goy

/fit/izen 07/21/17 (Fri) 02:23:45 No.124359

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I ended up not signing up by the way. That $5,000 I was supposed to get became an intergenerational family grudge that will last until the day I die.

/fit/izen 07/21/17 (Fri) 19:47:43 No.124430

>>124351

>implying that somehow damages a country

/fit/izen 07/21/17 (Fri) 22:48:27 No.124442

>>124430

>Implying it doesnt

/fit/izen 07/21/17 (Fri) 23:52:51 No.124447

>>124359

good, 600 dollars sounds way too much to pay for anything that will only last between a couple of weeks and a month

I also doubt you'd get much action at the camp, the girls in that promo are 100% paid actors, there's no way hot young chicks would consider paying so much money for something so dorky and full of nerds, more likely than not you'd be surrounded by fatties and have one of them hit on you because of your biceps

/fit/izen 07/22/17 (Sat) 00:04:20 No.124449

>>124447

>Girls wouldn't pay for this

You've never been to an American weeb convention, have you?

/fit/izen 07/22/17 (Sat) 00:07:07 No.124451

>>124449

is it common for HOT non-paid actresses to go to those events of their own volition?

/fit/izen 07/22/17 (Sat) 03:05:30 No.124457

>>124451

Portugal, I don't think you understand how dry America's nethers are even with the rampant degeneracy.

A 3/10 in Portugal is considered a 5/10 here.