With the Colleges corrupting children's minds, its our time to keep Generation Zyklon from getting corrupted by false promises and overwhelming debt.
College in general is just paying large centralized banks your parents earned money for a slip of paper that will allegedly give you a job. Private FOR-PROFIT college institutions do this well, but I believe that High School AP Classrooms along with non-(((Middle Eastern Military Service))) is how to truly raise offspring.
On that note. Lets make up our own AP Classes.
>AP Pre-Military Physical Training
This class trains the youth for future combat-ready scenarios through intense daily workouts, compassionate Junior drill sergeants, and a state-of-the-art P.E. facility.
On the first day of class, you will be tasked with completing 100 pushups. If a student completes 100 pushups, then you will be given a free protein bar. The first week will be mostly running starting at 4 miles per day. On the second week, students will participate in a open firing range where they can begin to learn how to operate a fully loaded assault rifle. The third and fourth week will comprise of mostly physical training in the boot camp. As a warmup, students will have to complete 100 pushups, 250 curl ups, and 1/2 mile in 5 minutes or less.
One month in, the student will then receive their first combat scenario. The class will be divided into 15 students in a large battleground field. The students will be armed with BB assault rifles and fake knives that go off if used. The students will then proceed to use battle strategy learned in huddles to win the game of removing at least 5 from the opposing team.
The final exam will be a copy and paste of the US Navy Seals test. Students will swim 250 yards in 12 minutes or less, complete 25 pushups in 2 minutes, 25 situps in 2 minutes, and a ½ mile sprint in full military attire. Given that a student gets an A, they will be given a special recommendation to the local recruiting armies. However, the students will also be given a waiver that protects them from serving in (((Middle Eastern warfare))).
If the student is above 180 lbs or shows signs of physical retardation, the student can’t join the class and must attend normal Team Sports classes.
>AP German Language and Hyperborean Culture
This class teaches the student effective deep understanding of German ethnicity.
We want students that understand that globalization is a goal of large capital money management corporations that want to accelerate Climate Change.
The students will effectively communicate fluently in German with vocabulary sheets containing at least 25 words biweekly. They will learn how to properly pronounce German locations on a map. They will learn geography like Rhineland, Sudetenland, Saxony, and Bavarian. They will also learn to embrace ethnic differences in Nordic and Hyperborean cultures.
The students will learn also all anti-fascist organizations in Germany as well the names of their corporate backers. The students will learn German foods, medieval kingdoms, industrial forces, Nazi’s vs. Kaiser Reich, and post-war Global Management.