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Long dumb story Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:15:46 No.21244

I can't talk to anyone about this, any help appreciated.

I'd rather not be a complete burden so post your own stuff you think no one will read, I'll read it, I want to help.

TL:DR below

>be me

>18

>5/10 virgin metalhead

>medium uni in medium town

>2 weeks ago

>best mate invites me to college event at his bigger better uni in a bigger better city

>I agree

>excited to see him, afraid that we'd drift apart after school

>have fun on pub crawl with him and other close friend

>he says I should stay an extra night for 2nd college party

College basically means frat in Aus

>I agree

>go to bar

>we're early

>get a drink and wait for other college people to show up

>friend is pressuring me to speak to girls, knows I'm shit at it

"come on anon, the girls are having a competition…"

>no from me

>friend explains rules

kiss a college guy: 5 points

kiss non college guy: 20 points

have sex with non-college guy: 100 points

>laugh it off

>we have a few more drinks, shooting the shit

>forget about competition

>people start showing up

>30-50 college kids

>I start entering my shell, only talking to friend

>friend goes off for next round

>fuck

>sitting alone feeling self conscious and half buzzed

>8/10 college cutie makes eye contact

>starts walking over to me

>introduces herself

"Hi, I'm Blah"

>clumsily introduce myself

"Nice to meet you anon, can I sit down?"

"yea sure"

>I'm immediately suspicious and was a bit short with her

"yep" "sure" "ok"

>she initiates conversations

"Wow I love your shirt, What's Bathory?"

>tell her

>miraculously she seems interested in black metal

>I ease up and we start chatting

>she's laughing at my jokes

>touching my arm

>looking into my eyes

>compliments me on my hair

>friend drops off my drink and leaves, good bloke

>I feel happy

>8/10 seems interested and cool

>talk for about 30 mins

>still can't believe she's talking to me

>slight lull in conversation

>blah looks at me, seems a bit nervous

"Anon, you seem cool. Can I ask you something?"

"yea sure"

"so there's this competition…"

>heart sinks into the fucking floor

>mystery solved

"do you reckon we could make out for a bit and I film it?"

>feel stupid and emotional

"uhh I'm not sure Blah, I'm not really into that"

>only kissed two girls before, was blind drunk both times

"Its ok, just for a bit."

>loads of people around

>max anxiety

"I don't know"

>she leans in close

"just relax"

>she starts kissing me

>everyone watching

>someone wooing

>I freak out and lean away

"S-sorry Blah I can't"

>she looks hurt

>I go off and hide in the bathrooms crying for 10 minutes

why am I sad?

>compose myself

>walk back to table

>she's gone

>friend asked what happened

>tell him

>he can't understand why I'm such a sperg but is cool and doesn't pry

>we don's talk about it

>I spend the next hour feeling like shit and avoiding Blah like the plague

>She approaches me and apologises

"That's fine blah"

>I ask her why me?

"I thought you were hot anon"

>I can tell she's lying

>Sad mid range guy

>looked like an easy target

"ok"

>see her hooking up with other guys for the next hour

>Leave with friend

>he doesn't get why I'm sad

>ride bus back in silence

>go home next morning.

>ffw to now

>feel like shit

TL:DR

>8/10 wanted to kiss me for dumb college competition

>I pussied out and feel really emotional about it

Why do I get so fucking randomly emotional about this shit? I'm usually completely indifferent with my failures with women.

Why does this one feels so shit?

What's wrong with me?

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:27:51 No.21252

>>21244

>18

>college

>it's about girls

stopped reading right there

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:29:06 No.21254

File: c0f2bde0cbd8bb5⋯.mp4 (4.07 MB,960x640,3:2,c0f2bde0cbd8bb565186a49a9d….mp4)

>>21244

>Why do I get so fucking randomly emotional about this shit? I'm usually completely indifferent with my failures with women.

>Why does this one feels so shit?

>What's wrong with me?

Because you are looking for someone to care about and build a future with and some fake sorostitute gave you a little hope only to crush it when you realized she was just a vapid whore trying to get more SlutPoints rather than someone genuinely interested in you. Also, you probably are not a shit looking as you think you are so drop the whole pity me angle, just as a word of advice. A good looking girl wouldn't allow herself to be videotaped kissing an ugly person. Frat/Sorority life is all about status, fucking a bunch of attractive people is okay, fucking an ugly person gets you shit.

Have a happy webm.

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:37:18 No.21259

>>21244

Thanks man, This helped

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:37:42 No.21260

>>21252

fair call

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:40:43 No.21262

>>21254

Thanks man, i don't really post at all, more of a lurker. It does sound a bit whiney.

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:42:31 No.21263

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>>21259

Also, strip clubs are a great way to get over the whole woman/anxiety thing. They're all whores, the goal is to find one that is only a whore for you. Get dances from lots of different women, yeah, it's fucking expensive, but you figure out how to spot female bullshit a mile away. Also, get drunk. Alcoholism is chic right now.

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:55:21 No.21268

>>21263

yea wasn't trying to bump myself or anything, was trying to reply to

>>21244

but fucked it and hit my tag, first time actually posting.

thanks for the advice though alcohol is always good.

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 18:56:27 No.21270

>>21263

That was my issue except I was a poorfag so I never quite got over it.

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 19:46:34 No.21284

Good morning OP,

>>I can't talk to anyone about this, any help appreciated

Today is your lucky day. Dr. Olaf Jensen is on duty for you

So let's see what bothers you today

>metalhead

at least you belong to some subculture. this can be your base for sociallizing and transittioning yes like the tranny word into normalfag world. I am not joking anon. I don't have this luxury. I like nigger music but look and behave like a total faggot so I cannot fit hip hop scene even if I wanted. I am not kidding you anon

>8/10 college cutie makes eye contact

in my mind, your friend organised this "fateful encounter" for you. a real bro you have

>I freak out and lean away

only natural for someone like you

but you should have stood your ground and told her why you did not want to do it in front of everyone because you are one of the old fashioned guys when it comes to those things

you should have told her that you will not share her with any of the other guys, offer her your hand and ask her if she wants to go do {insert any activity here}

or maybe you could have asked her what happens if she leaves the party with a date if this would have been a jackpot and she wins the competition? Just something fancy to have the moral high ground why you don't play their game

>see her hooking up with other guys for the next hour

your story ended best for you. She is not the romantic type. You look like you are. I think it is better that you did not end up together.

>Why do I get so fucking randomly emotional about this shit? I'm usually completely indifferent with my failures with women.

because it was in front of all those other people. You don't want other people to think lowly of you, no matter how much you say "i don give a fuck lol"

>Why does this one feels so shit?

because your dick was telling you to do it and your heart told you it was wrong

you did the right thing in my view

>What's wrong with me?

you are struggling to find what you are looking for romance in a hypersexualized throwaway society

But don't be unhappy anon. This was important experience

Next time you know what to do in that situation.

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 19:48:07 No.21285

>>21254

>boulevard of broken dreams

>green day

>year 2004 or something

the theme song of this board tbh

beautiful

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 20:18:37 No.21292

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>>21285

Yeah, that webm is the easiest way to explain my position in life right now. At least I have my dog (and my truck, pic from bringing water down to Florida for the hurricane a few years ago, disappointing, missed us).

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Doomer 05/26/19 (Sun) 20:51:22 No.21295

>>21284

Thanks Doc, I didn't even consider that my mate might have nudged that one my way, it'd explain alot.

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Doomer 05/27/19 (Mon) 03:27:17 No.21330

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>>21244

First of all, hail Quorthon.

Second of all, I can't say I'd ever skip out on the opportunity to make out with an 8/10, but that's only because I'm a shameless cunt.

My advice would be to try and compartmentalize your emotions and deal with these women for what they are. They're sluts. They're a grab and pass oppertunity. If you want to have sex just go with it. Eventually maybe you will meet someone who actually cares about you, or maybe you wont. Don't count on it. Just go out and get your dick wet while you are still young. Hit the weights, too. It sounds like some shallow jock shit but it really does help to build up your confidence and deal with anxiety.

Otherwise before you know it, you will be back here at age 28, still a virgin, and that will hit you harder than a sledgehammer with a spike.

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