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Most precious years of our lives are gone and now we clinch to alcoholism
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▶ No.18269 >>18320 >>18370 >>18630 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

ITT we share our lowest lows

ill go first

>be me

>stoned af

>I sleep in a caravan that's in my grandparents backyard with my mum who sleeps in there bungalow

>hate talking to grand parents (especially when I'm stoned cuz there starting to catch on)

>the only toilet is in the house (where they sleep) so I always have to walk past them and they try to make awkward conversation

>usually just piss outside at night, cant during the day

>reallygottapiss.jpg

>don't wanna go inside

>cant go outside

>get half full jar of olives from my mini fridge

>eat all the olives and leave the olive juice

>piss into it

>looks just like normal olive juice

>get more stoned

>forget I pissed in the olive juice

>I like drinking olive juice

>sip

>rut ro raggy

>spit it out on the floor

>have to clean it up

>mfw

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▶ No.18320

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>>18269 (OP)

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▶ No.18332>>20388

why weed makes one piss so much?

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▶ No.18336

>wake up

>see beer beside bed

>take a sip

>ew flies are in it

>clinch teeth so flies cant pass

>chug beer

>remove flies from teeth

>walk through house

>post small party mess and half full beer cans

>pour them all into small container

>fish all flies out with hand

>drink

>smoke victory cigarette

>satisfaction.jpg as i feel the slighest warmth float through my stomach

>not enough

>go to store for more beer

kinda old story. my wagie life has been pretty normal recently.

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▶ No.18348>>18353 >>18357 >>18370 >>18382 >>18863

i stole a pair of my little cousin's used panties and jerk off with them

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▶ No.18353>>18863

>>18348

Replace little cousin with aunt and that's me.

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▶ No.18357>>18863

>>18348

Replace little cousin with little cunny and that's #metoo.

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▶ No.18370

>>18269 (OP)

>I sleep in a caravan that's in my grandparents backyard with my mum who sleeps in there bungalow

Cant you apply for a council home or some shit? or build a shed out of drywall in their backyard? why live like this doomer, just move to the outback or something

>>18348

>pedo alarm

How old is she?

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▶ No.18382

>>18348

I did that with my older cousin's panties but I wore them first.

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▶ No.18383

I shitted myself in a oi concert, didn't realise it until i was home.

I wanted to keep it to myself, i couldn't, so first thing on the morming i said it to m'y classmate.

They laughed, so now i'm pretty proud of it.

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▶ No.18405>>18840

not realising how much of a nicotine fiend i am when i'm broke

>go through around 7 - 10g of tobacco a day especially on weekends

>fall in to unemployment

>i have no tobacco nor any scraps of loose change to rustle together for a cheap box of 20

>no luck

>i decide to go cold turkey, it lasts around 2 days but the cravings are unbearable

>falling in and out of concentration

>feeling stages of mania occuring throughout causing me to be completely unpredictable

>i snap

>out of pure desperation i start to vigorously scraping the last remains of the dust in my tobacco pouch

>rummige through my ash tray for dog ends in false hope of finding a pinch of tobacco in amoungst the pile of ash and yellow filters

>i manage to make a rollie though it's thinner than my willpower

but a burn nonetheless

>i split it in to halves so i have something to tide me over for the day

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▶ No.18465>>18466

one time dildoing myself while being so stoned i didn't put the necessary amount of lube and i ripped my ass inside. it's really not that bad as it heals in twenty four hours, but the sight of lube and blood coming out of your anus is quite sad

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▶ No.18466>>18478

>>18465

And you call me a fag huh? Tell me, how old are you kid?

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▶ No.18478

>>18466

hey it's you again anon, maybe that day i teared my asshole appart but the one still butthurt here is you

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▶ No.18630

>>18269 (OP)

huh

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▶ No.18824>>18840 >>18852 >>18862 >>20321

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i am the lowest of the low. i have plenty of stories. i am the biggest scumfuck you ever heard of.

>diagnosed with depression since 14, comes in episodes

>have an episode when i was 19, become alcoholic, sleeping for 15+ hours a day, showering once per week, dont leave my room etc

>basically completely fucked

>drink all day every day, too lazy to get out of bed so is start pissing in empty vodka bottles

>i have a fucking stockpile of vodka bottles filled with piss

>mum really doesnt give a single fuck

>auntie hears im not doing too well and comes to talk with me

>she enters my room and im lying in bed semi-naked and drunk

>vodka bottles filled with piss in the corner

>room is a mess, clothes everywhere

>lil bit of puke on the floor

>sees the scars all over my arms

>she starts crying

>begs me to go to the hospital

>it broke my heart seeing her cry like that, so i agreed.

>spent like 4 hours talking to this emergency psychiatrist guy

>he keeps asking very personal questions

>eventually i burst and just start screaming at him and crying

>tell him about my suicide tool

>get sectioned for 2 weeks

>NEET

>no money for cigarettes

>start breaking open the cig stumps in my ashtray and re-rolling them

>eventually run out of cig stumps

>start walking around at night picking up cig stumps

>almost cried tears of joy when i found an ashtray overflowing with cig stumps outside of a pub

>barely ever talk to my dad

>he invites to his house

>we end up doing coke and getting drunk

>end up telling him im a virgin

>the sheer look of disappointment on his face

>start stealing money from everyone i can, friends, family, etc

>use it to buy cigs and alcohol

>found my nans spare change jar

>steal the entire thing

>about £70 in 20p, 10p and 5p coins

>bought bottles of vodka with a pile of spare change

>had to stand there while the clerk counted out the money for the bottle

>made even worse when people are waiting in line behind you

my lifes improved since. i live in my own place and ive graduated to taking opiates instead of drinking alochol. im still a total degenerate though. i have more tales.

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▶ No.18840>>18845

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>>18824

>>18405

I just remembered i did this.

>No job, ran out of cigarettes

>i went and walked down the street to find discarded cigarette butts and collected them, brought them home and rolled up my own cigs with them.

another

>my sister's boyfriend was over and we were drunk. I was showing him stuff on my pc

>I had about 1/4 of a bottle of wine sitting beside my desk, he grabs it and asks "Is that piss?" i said no. then he drank it

i was thinking "Damn, people think that low of me that I would piss in a bottle and leave it there?"

another time

>went to an event several hours away, took a bus

>got drunk as fuck

>was supposed to catch bus to return home at midnight

>ran there, barely missed the bus by a couple minutes

>next bus isn't until 6 am

>whatever I can dick around on my phone and smoke cigs for 6 hours

>fell asleep in a CHAIR at the bus terminal

>woke up right at 6:00 am and the bus is boarding next to me

>my stuff all of course had fallen on the floor and is strewn around me

>check me wallet and surprisingly no one robbed me

>people lining up for the bus and sitting around me like nothing was weird

>get up and get on the bus

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▶ No.18845>>20321

>>18840

>No job, ran out of cigarettes

>i went and walked down the street to find discarded cigarette butts and collected them, brought them home and rolled up my own cigs with them.

I remember doing this as a 12 year old. Glad to know that I'm not alone.

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▶ No.18852>>18859

>>18824

>>get sectioned for 2 weeks

>

Want to go into more details? What happened in those 2 weeks?

>>start walking around at night picking up cig stumps

If it makes you feel any better, I know at least 2 persons that did that.

>my lifes improved since. i live in my own place and ive graduated to taking opiates instead of drinking alochol. im still a total degenerate though. i have more tales.

Are you still a virgin?

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▶ No.18859>>18879

>>18852

>What happened in those 2 weeks?

way too much. it was like 10 schizophrenics, a couple bipolar people and only few depressed people.

schizophrenics are something else. i mean they're harmless, but they're so bizarre. i have so many stories of the weird shit they did. their behavior defies explanation.

i made friends with a boomer doomer who tried to kill himself by jumping in front of a car. when he told me about his suicide attempt a manic lad started laughing and shouted something along the lines "fucking hell, was the car alright?" due to the suicidal guy being fat. it was funny but i felt bad for him.

>Are you still a virgin?

yeah, but i got 100 times closer to losing than i ever have before.

my mate has an open relationship with his gf and apparently she thinks im cute. one thing lead to another and we ended up in bed. i was on a cocktail of painkillers and benzos so my memory is quite hazy. i remember kissing her, her sucking my flaccid dick for about an hour and me calling myself "clit king" because i found it first try.

ultimately i couldnt get past a quarter-erection because i had a severe case of dope dick. we gave up trying to have sex and just slept together, that was the best part of the night. ive never cuddled with a girl like that before. it was nice. we had round 2 a few days later, but i just wanted to kiss and finger her. i explained i was nervous and she understood. i dont think casual sex is for me.

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▶ No.18862

>>18824

jesus christ man

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▶ No.18863

>>18348

>>18353

>>18357

pottery tbh

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▶ No.18879

>>18859

This is what opiates do to you children

never get into that stuff or you will dissapoint every girl you might end up in bed with

but I hope you do better next time and that we get a happy end story for once

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▶ No.19045

>get stoned af

>Sit on my own drinking like usual

>Get through a bottle of gin and have another zoot

>Realise im hungry as fuck but its now 4am

>Remember my friend didnt finish his kebab from 3 days ago

>Rumage through the bin and find it

>Finish it off with a dirty fork left on the side

>Have an exestantial crisis over what ive done and contemplate suicide till i fall asleep

All in a days work

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▶ No.19576

before weed was legal i would reach in the physical gutter to grab a roach that teens left, even picking up ash desperately

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▶ No.19579

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>enter a depression episode, my temp contract ends, I had lost my college scholarship, didn't matriculate that semester and didn't told anyone, my alcoholism had reached a new high, I was always a little boozed, wasn't seeing any possible end to my sittuation

>my mother called me to ask how I was in college and as I lied I reached a new level of desesperation I didn't tought it was possible

>bought a bottle of cheap wine and drank it alone, bought another and drank it alone again. Called a girl wich I was involved with and told her I would kill myself and hung up never talked to her again, she probably think I died

>bought another bottle of destilated and drank it

>get into best friend house, a guy I knew for so long I don't even remember when I met him, in the middle of the night completelly drunk, went straight to the bathroom to puke, he had a lady guest in there and she was naked and taking a shower, I barely even saw anything because of how drunk I was, I tried to recoil but I just fell on the floor and went like a lizard to the living room laughing like a retard

>he was calling me names, I don't remember exactly what, he asked me what the fuck I was doing

>told him about college, about job, about wanting to kill myself, cried like a little bitch with his one night stand chick watching, puked purple on the floor, on myself, on the couch. Last thing I remember I was crying and begging him to punch me in the face until I die

>next morning he called his mother, who knows my mother, and wanted to force me to live with him, and kept bugging me the next days for me to see a psychologist

>I could barely look in his face because of the shame, I have never exposed myself so hard in my life

>I slowly faded away from his life, to the road I tought It would lead to my seppuku I even had a day marked, in the middle of a november, and a knife to do it. I would put it on the top of my heart and chest bump the wall

>never talked to him again

I got into even worse and more degrading shit after this, but nothing haunts me as much as this. Nowadays I'm more controlled tough, but my relationship with my family went to shit, specially with my mother, and it will only get worse.

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▶ No.19586>>20321

I ran out of cigarettes and tried to bum one off a stranger. I don't ask other people for help as a personal rule and I broke it. The shame was intense. Quit smoking after that.

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▶ No.20321>>20339 >>20372

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>>18824

Coke with your old man? Typical fucking brit style. Godspeed though you fucking /trashlad/

>>18845

>>19586

What's with you nicotine fags? I was told smoking isn't as bad as hard drugs, but you guys in this thread are seriously making me reconsider that notion.

Anyways my story

>had a period of scat fetishism

>play with my shit in the shower while jerking

>shit on the floor, lay on all fours and smear my head in it

>eat it (It tastes fucking horrid if anyone's wondering at home)

>some of the best orgasms I ever had

>continues for about a year

>do it at home, on boarding school, on vacation

>once alone in a communal shower (individual booths)

>go through the routine

>shit, masturbate, smear, eat, repeat

>water pressure is too low to wash shit into drain

>concern.jpg

>shit is everywhere

>wash my face and skedaddle back to camp tent

>some poor worker had a fun time cleaning that day

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▶ No.20339

>>20321

>nictone fags

No it's about being underage and trying to get my hands on an adult vice anyway I could.

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▶ No.20372

>>20321

Jesus christ, couldn't you like not post that fucking picture?

>I was told smoking isn't as bad as hard drugs

It isn't if you don't smoke more than pack a day.

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▶ No.20388

>>18332

Weed gives you cottonmouth which makes you super thirsty

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