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At the strip club doomer what should I do?
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▶ No.11818
Guess I'm alone even in the doomed club
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▶ No.11821
Why would you even go to strip club? To have fun or what? Zoomer/Boomer bait.
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▶ No.11822
>>11814 (OP)
>At the strip club doomer what should I do?
get out.
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▶ No.11827>>11829 >>11845
Ask yourself: What's the most accelerationist thing you can do at a strip club? Then do that.
Good luck anon, the answer is within.
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▶ No.11829
>>11827
I really admire your "accelerate everything" attitude.
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▶ No.11832>>11833
Accelerate, good idea, it's last call
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▶ No.11833>>11859
>>11832
Pretend to be trans, and demand employment there. When they refuse, curse them out and call them faggots.
thanks, based BO, for this idea
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▶ No.11834>>11859
I got a bunch of lspdances and spent 400 bucks in 5 hours imma go home and play punk bass
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▶ No.11835>>12073
You guys like superman by golcfinger
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▶ No.11837
Cani trigger? I like catch 22 more than u
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▶ No.11839
tell a stripper to do the low yoyo stuff
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▶ No.11845>>11859
>>11827
Rape everyone in the club including the bouncers. Bouncers are moderators
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▶ No.11852
>>11814 (OP)
Drink beers and watch the naked women
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▶ No.11859
>>11833
This.
>>11845
But also this.
>>11834
You did the wrong thing, how do you even have 400 dollars
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▶ No.12072
>>11814 (OP)
refuse to tip
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▶ No.12073
>>11835
shit that was like 9th grade for me deaner. i was a paper boy. mable was a good track
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▶ No.12074
i went to a canadian strip club when i was 18. teasers. right over the border. it was full nudity and full bar, they dont have that in most american states. we drank and then went to this traditional chinese place, where the food was not the american carnival version of chinkies. it was some weird shit, we didnt ever eat it. octopus and shit
we then did karaoke but replaced the lyrics with obnoxious shit. a bunch of old chinese business people stared at us and then we left.
border security were massive faggots too.
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▶ No.12361>>12514 >>12515 >>12527
So anyway I just started stripping again this weekend. It's only a 2 day a week gig, but I made some $370+ just cuz I'm new. Not the most anybody makes, but better than wagin'. Surprised I got that much - place is tiny, methy. I'm also a terrible whore, so I don't expect it to keep up - I lost one John already when he texted me asking for pics and I admitted that I have an old-ass cellphone that doesn't send files. Another guy wants me to be his guy and I just haven't told him I'm taken yet. I barely answer my phone, it runs out of battery at least once a day.
What's really sad is I'm 26 now - last time I did this I was 21. Really just doing it now cuz I hate everything else. I'm not really sexual anymore - I have sex, but I can't feel, I don't understand it anymore. No urge to fuck. Weird to go out there and have these guys on me trying to fuck me and feel nothing - it used to be flattering.
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▶ No.12362
Wait did I sage or is this bumplocked
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▶ No.12514
>>12361
Sex feels nothing because it's lost all significance to you. You see the pent up lust, the manipulative lust within the guys pinning for you.
The idea of doing it for the purpose of procreation may feel a bit alien to you at this point. But the process of pregnancy with someone you can actually love, who isnt just talking to you to get to nut in you, is transformative.
Consider that. Return to tradition. At least before one of your "Johns" spews STI all over you
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▶ No.12515
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▶ No.12527>>12531
>>12361
Gay prostitution is /doomer/ as fuck.
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▶ No.12531
>>12527
Especially rough trade.
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▶ No.14200
>>11814 (OP)
A strip club? Not sure. I think you're supposed to masturbate.
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▶ No.15926
get out there and get some vajayjay, bruh!
go home, we don't belong out there
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▶ No.16480>>16486 >>16842
How much do male strippers get paid? I need some money and i'm okay with doing some gay shit. How attractive do you have to be?
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▶ No.16486
>>16480
It pays well. It all depends on if you're hot and how well you can tease your goods. Gays notoriously have much lower standards than women, so I would say you could get hired even if you were 6/10. Prostitution pays even better. Some whores out there make over 100k a year.
One of the most accelerationist things you can do is to get aids and spread it to everyone you fuck with by using pierced condoms.
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▶ No.16842>>16899
>>16480
Hi - been AWOL a while.
First night at the new place I made over $300, over about 8 hours, but it was beginner's luck + a well-promoted event. Last two weekends I've made $100+ per night. This stuff is above min wage for less work, but how good it is depends where you're working, how good looking you are, and how comfortable you are with it.
I'm not that good looking, now - I'm older than I was when I started initially at a different place years ago and I weigh more. Gay is where the money is - some girls come into the place, but even the girls who come into gay bars rarely tip. Some folks in the past I've known to have made over $1000 over 6 hour shifts.
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▶ No.16899>>16949
>>16842
What do you need to do in a night, exactly? Just walk around in underwear talking to people? Dance a little?
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▶ No.16949
>>16899
Basically. From there it depends, though - I think there are still some revues with like, more specific routines. But it's probably not most of them.
Generally most of the money is in lapdancing or making out with people in VIP (or just whoring in VIP), though.
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