This is what Blorgamf does.
With every wish.
Immigration Wish
America: “Mr. President, we want you to stop illegal immigration!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll stop illegal immigration – by making it legal!”
Wall Wish
America: “Mr. President, we want you to build a wall!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll build a mass concrete wall with barb wire to keep everyone safe in an ethnically pure country – in Israel!”
Jobs Wish
America: “Mr. President, we need you to create jobs!
Trump: “Sure, I’ll create more jobs than ever before – for blacks, hispanics and immigrants!”
Big Tech Wish
America: “Mr. President, we want you to stop the abuses of the tech industry!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll stop the big tech industry from abusing – the blacks!”
Wars Wish
America: “Mr. President, we’re sick of these endless wars, please stop them!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll stop these endless wars, I’m already pulling out of Syria – actually, no I’m not! I’m Queen Esther, savior of Jews!”