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File: b9ee84b545e7dc7⋯.jpg (31.21 KB,680x680,1:1,ergeqrhhtr.jpg)

 No.366635 [Last50 Posts]

Post any and all questions here that don't deserve their own thread

Anyways, to start-

>Be prisonfag

>Get out of prison a few weeks ago

>Figure it will be very hard finding a job due to my criminal record, and horrible employment history

>The first place I try hires me

>I am now a pizza delivery guy

>>They make employees wear hats when inside the store, for sanitary purposes

>Give me a shitty hat with the logo on it, but I'm told I can wear my own

>Considering getting pic related hat, to try and counter the hardened criminal, mass-murderer vibe I'm probably giving off

I don't know. Would this hat make me seem autistic or something? /cb/ has good taste, so I trust your judgment here.

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 No.366636

Wearing the company hat would be good at least for a while, if/when you do swap your hat out I wouldn't pick the one you suggested as it's kinda weird.

Obviously I don't know you, but I wonder if you're just paranoid that you give off "mass-murderer" vibes. I'd recommend that you just focus on grooming yourself and looking tidy to avoid that sort of sensation, no need to rock the boat with hats.

Also congratz on getting out anon and making the effort to fit in with society again! X

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 No.366641

That hat would swap the mass murderer vibe for a >creepy guy that probably pulled out a school shooting vibe.

Do not do it.

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 No.366648

>>366635

I know this doesn't answer your question, but have you considered working construction? Despite its shittiness, construction pays considerably more than most service jobs, and in my opinion, it is infinitely more fulfilling than service work. Especially if you get into a trade like concrete, plaster, or hardscaping; your criminal record + murderer vibes won't be much of a hindrance in your career.

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 No.366658

>>366635

It will offend people and they'll call your boss to complain. I get why you wanna do it OP but most people don't have very good senses of humor and the few anal retentive ones will go out of their way to make their voices heard because "dey a customer payin ur salary so dey always write."

Gz tho fam

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 No.366664

>>366635

Wtf mah dude

How can that NOT come of as autistic?

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 No.366672

How do I get my bf into a cum fetish?

He finds my urge to eat his cum weird, and all I want is him to force me to do it as he spits in my mouth and stuff.

Any advice?

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 No.366681

>>366672

Honestly, I don't think anyone can answer this. I literally have no idea where to start with it if your bf doesn't like you eating his cum, normally it's the other way round where the person eating it doesn't like it. I would have answered it in the cute help thread when you asked if I knew.

Have you tried sitting down and talking to him about it? I think that's really the only way you're both going to get past this. I don't think there's anything you can do yourself to ease his mind without talking to him about it.

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 No.366682

What lube does /cuteboys/ recommend?

For use with silicon toys, in particular.

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 No.366705

>>366682

I just buy whatever is cheapest at CVS. Water-based for toys

>doesn't fuck up silicon

Silicon-based for wearing latex

>doesn't get sticky

>protects the rubber

>expensive

And a water-based gel for slipping on a chastity cage.

>super cheap

>gets sticky real quick

>>366635

Funny, but bad idea tbh. You might as well be wearing a hat that just says "FUCK" on it.

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 No.366711

>>366635

EVERYBODY

Who is not into chanculture and will see you the first time, maybe second time will actually assume you are autistic and talk like a retard to you.

When you ten point out its a joke, theyll either be offended because they have a friend whose mothers Ex was an autist or be weirded out as if you went to them with a blind-staff while not being blind.

Sorry dude but find something else that suits you.

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 No.366714

And how about a cap with propeller?

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 No.366719

File: d2fbadf21733038⋯.jpg (39.24 KB,466x372,233:186,81vcb3hRCsL._UX466_.jpg)

>>366658

>>366711

Yeah, that's what I originally suspected would happen. A small fraction of people would find it funny, and the vast majority would just be offended or actually take it serious.

I shouldn't rock the boat so early at my new job. Maybe I'll just get one of these.

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 No.366725

>>366719

Still rocking the boat Anon. Just don't wear a weird hat.

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 No.366736

File: fa76124598bcda6⋯.jpg (5.66 KB,173x205,173:205,hopeless_goyim.jpg)

maybe get one of those OBEY hats, trendy and shows stark awareness of ones situation without offending any timid goyim

pizza delivery ain't bad, especially if you're around a wealthier areas the tips can easily get to $15/hr or more. good luck out there bro.

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 No.366751

>>366736

Most disgusting normie shit you can possibly wear. Fucking off urself.

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 No.366758

>>366751

what, nobody wears these anymore, it would make him look like an autist not a normie

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 No.366767

>>366635

Some fag will get triggered over it, complain to your boss that it is "insensitive", and get you fired

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 No.366768

>>366719

Get one with a ":^)" face on it as if to say "This is all I could wear without offending you, you fucking faggot"

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 No.366781

>>366736

2014 called, they want their meme hat back

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 No.366854

Fuck, can't you just get a NORMAL hat?? Like a plain one with no fucking meme catchphrases on it? Maybe a local sports team (so long as they aren't used as shorthand for gang affiliation in the area you're in, anyway) or with a sport's company logo?

If you don't have tattoos on your forehead or hands, nobody is going to think you look like an ex-criminal. If you DO, wearing anything but a normalfag hat is going to make people think that you're fucking insane; like at any moment you'll rip off their face and use it as a mask when you go back to work.

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 No.366866

How do I stop being clingy?

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 No.366867

>>366866

you dont have enough things occupying your time, look up some low budget hobbies and keep at em for a while and see what sticks. youre not necessarily looking to have fun with them, you should think about adding them to your arsenal and managing your time around them, the fun will come regardless with enough time spent

it helps me to remind myself that well balanced people really do get freaked out by that

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 No.366873

Get a hat that says you're eggselent, OP.

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 No.366888

File: 5036e3b15a0fc7d⋯.jpg (259.87 KB,449x1197,449:1197,my life is so fucked up it….jpg)

>tfw delivered pizza to the prison last night

>they gave a nice tip

>>366854

>If you don't have tattoos on your forehead or hands, nobody is going to think you look like an ex-criminal. If you DO, wearing anything but a normalfag hat is going to make people think that you're fucking insane; like at any moment you'll rip off their face and use it as a mask when you go back to work

Hell no, I don't have any tattoos, and I've even had multiple friends/bunkees that were the dorm tattooguy. So many tards in prison and in the normal world get these extremely impulsive tattoos on their bodies-

>Somebody donates a shitty thriller book to the library, with a stylized scorpion on the front cover

>Less than 24 hours later a guy in my dorm has that very same scorpion tattooed on the palm of his left hand

>He never even read the book

That's basically how 90% of tattoos are born right there.

Also

>wearing a handegg hat, not an ebin meemay one

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 No.366900

>>366888

>they gave a nice tip

Is that when you knew you were gay m80? Just the tip?

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 No.370338

I don't really post on this board and I'm sorry for bumping this dead thread, but I don't know where else to post this. I'm just wondering why traps seem to be so unpopular on 8chan. All I've ever seen on other boards is mockery, or outright contempt and I'm just wondering when that happened, and why. To me, it just seems like one day everyone decided they hated traps. I'd ask one of the other boards, but /pol/ and /leftypol/ would just make it political and it's not like I really have any opportunity to ask on the other boards.

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 No.370340

>>370338

no one hates traps, just trannies

they sometimes get confused which may lead people to saying they hate traps, but traps are just girlish looking boys whereas trannies are mentally ill and hormonally unbalanced

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 No.370348

>>370340

This, except there seems to have been a push to make "trap" mean 'anything feminine with a dick.' This has in turn caused trannies and tumblr to label it a cissexist term I never want to type that again because how DARE you say that a "girl" not informing you about her equipment is misleading?

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 No.370388

>>370348

>>370340

So, I guess it just boils down to conflation between two dissimilar things thanks to political screeching from people nobody likes. That's a shame, but thanks for your insight.

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 No.370418

Does anyone here play Endless Space 2?

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 No.370468

File: 49870528215338d⋯.png (303.85 KB,722x768,361:384,49870528215338d1e869454345….png)

>Haven't visited this board in a month

>My old thread is back on the front page

I'm actually knee deep in poon right now. Been meeting a lot of women from this pizza job, I'm using one Filipino girl for casual sex at the moment, and seeing this crazy Wiccan girl that gave me her number on the back of a business card tomorrow night other shit is in the works too, don't want to muh dick here too much though. It would be nice to have a young qt femboy to see, but unfortunately it's almost impossible to meet any of those types IRL.

How the hell do you even identify if someone is gay or not? I've gotten odd vibes from some young teenage boys about age 18 or so a few times, but that would be highly fucking embarrassing to hit on a dude and it turns out he's straight.

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 No.370479

File: 2dd5da16082638d⋯.jpg (14.66 KB,300x300,1:1,sweat.jpg)

>>370468

The porn tropes are real

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 No.370489

>>370479

You have a visible car, income and talk to several people a night. Of course they are delivering pizzas also connects you to the local drug scene.

How do you get inspired to do your hobbies and be creative and shit? My ex was a big inspiration for me and now that we're separated the ideas have stopped coming.

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 No.370498

>>370489

This. It's mostly young women that order pizza too, and some of them are disconnected from the rest of society and using junk food to compensate for their loneliness.

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 No.370505

File: 2023a92c56d94a5⋯.png (157.02 KB,430x506,215:253,lf touching his hair.png)

>>370468

>It would be nice to have a young qt femboy to see, but unfortunately it's almost impossible to meet any of those types IRL.

I think you're very mistaken. Over the past few years I've dated many femboys and twinks. In fact, they're very common.

Tough to nail down a relationship though.

>How the hell do you even identify if someone is gay or not? I've gotten odd vibes from some young teenage boys about age 18 or so a few times, but that would be highly fucking embarrassing to hit on a dude and it turns out he's straight.

Odd vibes? I don't have very good gaydar, usually I have to ask if someone is gay or not. Sometimes I see people I know irl on tinder or grindr as well, which is kinda funny.

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 No.370522

>>370505

Not him but I personally can't even meet any. And I was a trap for years. No one is just content with being cute and having fun, there's all this baggage attached with social justice issues.

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 No.370526

File: 54f0f6c0826242f⋯.jpg (457.94 KB,850x601,850:601,1461377384978.jpg)

>>370522

Maybe it's an issue with the situation in the United States. I meet many normal boys who have no political agenda, and have the usual boy interests. They just happen to be feminine and gay.

I wonder if it's because homosexuality is more normalized here, or if political unrest in the states is worse than I thought.

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 No.370558

>>370505

Liberal Feline?

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 No.370567

>>370526

It's just every time someone is gay it's always a lifestyle which comes with always talking about how much you hate Trump and want Muslims and illegals to take over the country. You can't meet one who is normal. And it's worse because I'm more of a trap and can't meet any who are like me.

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 No.370575

>>370567

Well at least they don't hate themselves and respect their rights and improving social status :D

I'd have that before some poltards tbh

Or maybe I just live in a very homophobic, conservative country and you have the pleasure to live in a (mostly) liberal one, classical meaning

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 No.370576

>>370575

>Well at least they don't hate themselves and respect their rights and improving social status :D

Neither do I, but even after achieving this these whiners are still complaining.

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 No.370626

>>370489

>How do you get inspired to do your hobbies and be creative and shit?

I dont.

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 No.376270

Anyone know the password to get into RobinBanks14s tumblr?

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 No.376745

File: a6a5b01cfdd4003⋯.jpg (250.55 KB,900x1200,3:4,Wife-Was-Worried-How-The-D….jpg)

How do I talk to guys and/or find out they're gay?

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 No.377187

got 20 leftover on amazon card

buy better lube for aneros or get a dildo?

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 No.377189

>>377187

Depends on what dildo you already have

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 No.377190

>>377189

only butt thing I own is aneros maximus because I fell for the jewish trick :^)

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 No.377191

>>377190

Well, depends on what you like. Does the aneros is enough or would you like a bigger, dick shaped dildo ?

If aneros suits your need, go for lube.

If you want to try a bigger thing, go for dildo.

Just don't force yourself by buying a dildo if you don't really want to try it

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 No.377225

>>376745

I'm giving big ups to this question

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 No.377233

>>370526

Both are true. Gays in America are treated worse than in Canada (although it's becoming more normalized) and political unrest is WAY more severe in America than in Canada.

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 No.378969

what fiber suppliments work well for bottoming?

ive tried pure for men, which are great but expensive. Holland & Barretts Psyllium Husk capsules are dirt cheap but useless.Are the Holland & Barrett Fiber Force ones any good?

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 No.379049

I've never had a hands-free orgasm and I want it. What I need to do to cum through my butthole?

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 No.379063

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 No.387924

I got together with my 2 male friends ive known for about 6 years as it was the birthday of one of them. We like to smoke weed and are somewhat experienced with it.

We had the whole weekend (friday night, saturday and sunday). The night from friday to saturday was awesome we had an appartment for us alone so watched some movies and smoked weed. We were laughing a lot, feeling the music, eating snacks and sweets basically the usual when doing weed until we fell asleep. Next day was pretty normal. In the evening we smoked only one joint but for some reason it was very potent and made us extremely high to the point where we could barely move and that is where it began.

I don't know who made the move first but i ended up touching and caressing him and vice versa. I also think he tried to kiss me but i didn't give in as i was not ready for this and the emotions hit me hard. I was pretty sure that he is into me but i didn't know how to react so i turned around and thought about it with all these emotions overwhelming me. I am not homophobic (actually i am not sure about my sexuality at all) but it was going so fast. But i came to the conclusion that i would be ok with a relationship with him as we really have gone through a lot and we know each other pretty deeply but i am not sure if he is really into me or if it was just an act of unrestrained weed lust. We have not talked about the events yet and im confused and too afraid to ask directly

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 No.388130

>>387924

He's probably feeling similar feelings. I'd recommend messaging him, not confrontational or even mentioning it, but maybe asking him if he'd be interested in a date some time. That way he can decide and you won't have to confront him about it.

If you don't want to date him (it sounded like you were cool with it though), just set up a normal outing with your buddies and him. The sooner he knows there are no hard feelings, the better, I think.

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 No.388131

Does anybody know how I can punch the matrix in the dick and make it give me a futanari body? (If I had the body, I'd be doing all the pornography making xD)

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 No.388135

Would it be in bad taste to set up a sugar daddy thread here? I honestly hate that term but it's all I can think of to refer to trading money for pics and stuff.

There's not one already, which is very surprising given all the cuties here, so I'm wondering if it's against the rules or frowned upon here.

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 No.388146

>>388135

Please don't.

The old uggos are going to fucking swarm on it in droves. The last thing this board needs is more assholes.

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 No.388151

>>388146

That's actually a fair point that I didn't consider. Damn.

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 No.388327

>>366635

I think its pretty funny but odds are your boss wouldnt consider it apropriate for the workplace

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 No.388328

>>366682

i dont really know anything about toys but sliquid silver feels best for buttstuff so yeh :3

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 No.388940

File: c722967a2ae5949⋯.jpg (531.79 KB,1575x1074,525:358,45fyrocnadwx.jpg)

can someone post that "/g/ programmer starter pack" pic?

i only found the incomplete one

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 No.388945

How do I get a trap/cuteboy torso?

I've been working out for a while now and I still have a big gut

what exercises do?

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 No.389029

>>388945

A big gut sounds like you're overweight most likely. Exercise will help, but targeted weight loss is a myth without surgery. You'll have to start counting calories, I can almost guarantee that you eat more than you think.

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 No.389978

I don't know if anyone gets traction on this board anymore, but I've a question as well..

So lately I've gone out and smooched and been toyed with by a tall cuteboy, but I'm not exactly sure what to do next..

He's way too large for me to do butt stuff, and I generally just feel like I'm inferior to him..

I don't know what to do anymore lately. My lack of confidence is eating me up because I don't know if I'm truly making him happy :^(

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 No.389979

File: 5d409ed60bb6386⋯.png (100.97 KB,260x371,260:371,5d409ed60bb63862f9033cd772….png)

>tfw my autistic thread is still on the front page all these months later

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 No.390013

>>389979

Did you fuck him yet?

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 No.390214

>>389978

Get a tube of lube and give it a try. He should understand that you're very tight, or that he's very big and stretch you out with his fingers so you can comfortably take his dick. It may still hurt a bit when he gets deep but just tell him to take it slow (teasing your hole with his tip is more fun anyways).

Also feel lucky to have such a great guy rather then just feeling inferior Or start developing a submissive personality

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 No.390215

>>389978

You'd be surprised how much you can stretch. It might take like an hour of fingering and using smaller toys but with patience and lube you can get him in.

A trick is to actually try to push out when trying to get something in. It loosens the sphincter so its easier to pop stuff in. Just make sure you're cleaned.

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 No.391609

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Can you guys advice me some hairstyle that boosts my cuteness look or can I just somehow make myself look cuter?(If It's makeable)

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 No.391612

>>391609

I say you're cute enough as is. It would be a shame if you fell for the HRT crap.

As far as advice for hair I don't have any in mind. Sorry.

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 No.391615

>>391609

you could try growing it out a bit longer and styling it after a certain musician or celebrity's hairstyle. I've colored mine and I straighten it sometimes. Taking care of your hair really pays off and at least for me, the way my hair looks can really impact my day

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 No.391618

>>391615

I would try these colored hair thing but unfortunately I can't find a temporary color wax package with all colors.I can only find is a one color wax and it would be too a waste of money if I just buy all the colors like this.

I have some ideas that maybe I should color my hair with pink and blue but on pinterest I just saw bad ones with this combination.But what type of colored hairstyle do you have?

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 No.411707

Is there anyway I can get a more girly body without risking gender dysphoria due to overloading the body with estrogen? I think there was an infographics made on this topic at some point. Has anyone tried it? Does it work?

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 No.412262

Why is my penis getting smaller?

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 No.412346

I'm almost 30, could I become a cuteboy?

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 No.412371

>>412262

are you gaining weight or having less frequent erections? if neither of those two, id see your doctor because it might be a serious health issue.

>>412346

hard work can accomplish a lot, but it really depends on a fair few things as to how much success you can have. i will say though that everyone looks better when they put effort into themselves, even if you dont achieve your end goals that youve tried your best will shine through and count for a lot more than you might realise.

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 No.412451

>>366866

Don't get involved with cuteboys, don't get involved with anybody who has a twitter/tumblr or similar (they are usually just looking to exploit people tbh, will drop you when they don't need you anymore and get their validation by posting lewd pictures of their butts) and for the love of god, never meet up with somebody from here. Embrace Normieism.

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 No.412455

>>412451

this is all fine advice save for the second to last point. ive met up with a dude from here before and he was cool. the key is to vet people, get to know them before you do anything, never let them have much info on you til youre certain theyre trustworthy, and always meet in a public place.

there are bad people out there for sure and youve gotta be careful, but there are good people here too, people well worth your time.

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 No.413153

Do you guys have any ideas for fixing ugly, discolored skin in "sensitive" locations? I also have some flat moles I'd like to lighten. I was thinking about trying sugar-free lemon juice heavily diluted with water, but that kind of seems like a questionable idea.

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 No.413203

>>413153

It looks like the non-mole discoloration is probably hemosiderin staining from fapping too hard. That means I'm stuck with a really ugly cock unless surgery is an option. Make sure to use lube, guys.

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 No.413922

>>377233

American adults are only able to talk about two things: politics and philosophy. Everything else is fodder.

They think natural science is a joke but waste their brain cells on conspiracy theories.

>>366719

You'd fit right in with this one. As a brownskin myself, I was tempted to order one (for lols).

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 No.413923

>>366751

Like MAGA and Please be patient I have autism isnt?

Any hat with a logo or quotation on it is a joke.

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 No.414144

How can I get a cute femboy/trap body? Is it possible for the 'average' guy with an 'average' body to do this?

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 No.414250

>>414144

I don't think it's necessarily possible for a normal guy, and even then aging takes its toll. Personally, I just plan on going the muscle twink route. That seems more tenable in the long run.

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 No.414352

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>>366635

Are there Chinese/Russians infiltrating the US to promote communism? With their pawns.

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 No.414374

>>370526

>No Political Agenda

>Political unrest

<Teh Leaf isn't willing to admit Canuckistan is a left leaning shit hole

<Teh Leaf cannot admit that projecting Christian values on the right wing associates all right wing traditional values as homo bashing

Also Canadian Pedophile sympathizer created terminology for gender

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 No.414474

>>366635

can murder me or somethinkpls

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