No.366635 [View All]
Post any and all questions here that don't deserve their own thread
Anyways, to start-
>Be prisonfag
>Get out of prison a few weeks ago
>Figure it will be very hard finding a job due to my criminal record, and horrible employment history
>The first place I try hires me
>I am now a pizza delivery guy
>>They make employees wear hats when inside the store, for sanitary purposes
>Give me a shitty hat with the logo on it, but I'm told I can wear my own
>Considering getting pic related hat, to try and counter the hardened criminal, mass-murderer vibe I'm probably giving off
I don't know. Would this hat make me seem autistic or something? /cb/ has good taste, so I trust your judgment here.
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No.370567
>>370526
It's just every time someone is gay it's always a lifestyle which comes with always talking about how much you hate Trump and want Muslims and illegals to take over the country. You can't meet one who is normal. And it's worse because I'm more of a trap and can't meet any who are like me.
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No.370575
>>370567
Well at least they don't hate themselves and respect their rights and improving social status :D
I'd have that before some poltards tbh
Or maybe I just live in a very homophobic, conservative country and you have the pleasure to live in a (mostly) liberal one, classical meaning
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No.370576
>>370575
>Well at least they don't hate themselves and respect their rights and improving social status :D
Neither do I, but even after achieving this these whiners are still complaining.
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No.370626
>>370489
>How do you get inspired to do your hobbies and be creative and shit?
I dont.
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No.376270
Anyone know the password to get into RobinBanks14s tumblr?
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No.376745
How do I talk to guys and/or find out they're gay?
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No.377187
got 20 leftover on amazon card
buy better lube for aneros or get a dildo?
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No.377189
>>377187
Depends on what dildo you already have
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No.377190
>>377189
only butt thing I own is aneros maximus because I fell for the jewish trick :^)
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No.377191
>>377190
Well, depends on what you like. Does the aneros is enough or would you like a bigger, dick shaped dildo ?
If aneros suits your need, go for lube.
If you want to try a bigger thing, go for dildo.
Just don't force yourself by buying a dildo if you don't really want to try it
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No.377225
>>376745
I'm giving big ups to this question
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No.377233
>>370526
Both are true. Gays in America are treated worse than in Canada (although it's becoming more normalized) and political unrest is WAY more severe in America than in Canada.
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No.378969
what fiber suppliments work well for bottoming?
ive tried pure for men, which are great but expensive. Holland & Barretts Psyllium Husk capsules are dirt cheap but useless.Are the Holland & Barrett Fiber Force ones any good?
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No.379049
I've never had a hands-free orgasm and I want it. What I need to do to cum through my butthole?
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No.379063
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No.387924
I got together with my 2 male friends ive known for about 6 years as it was the birthday of one of them. We like to smoke weed and are somewhat experienced with it.
We had the whole weekend (friday night, saturday and sunday). The night from friday to saturday was awesome we had an appartment for us alone so watched some movies and smoked weed. We were laughing a lot, feeling the music, eating snacks and sweets basically the usual when doing weed until we fell asleep. Next day was pretty normal. In the evening we smoked only one joint but for some reason it was very potent and made us extremely high to the point where we could barely move and that is where it began.
I don't know who made the move first but i ended up touching and caressing him and vice versa. I also think he tried to kiss me but i didn't give in as i was not ready for this and the emotions hit me hard. I was pretty sure that he is into me but i didn't know how to react so i turned around and thought about it with all these emotions overwhelming me. I am not homophobic (actually i am not sure about my sexuality at all) but it was going so fast. But i came to the conclusion that i would be ok with a relationship with him as we really have gone through a lot and we know each other pretty deeply but i am not sure if he is really into me or if it was just an act of unrestrained weed lust. We have not talked about the events yet and im confused and too afraid to ask directly
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No.388130
>>387924
He's probably feeling similar feelings. I'd recommend messaging him, not confrontational or even mentioning it, but maybe asking him if he'd be interested in a date some time. That way he can decide and you won't have to confront him about it.
If you don't want to date him (it sounded like you were cool with it though), just set up a normal outing with your buddies and him. The sooner he knows there are no hard feelings, the better, I think.
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No.388131
Does anybody know how I can punch the matrix in the dick and make it give me a futanari body? (If I had the body, I'd be doing all the pornography making xD)
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No.388135
Would it be in bad taste to set up a sugar daddy thread here? I honestly hate that term but it's all I can think of to refer to trading money for pics and stuff.
There's not one already, which is very surprising given all the cuties here, so I'm wondering if it's against the rules or frowned upon here.
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No.388146
>>388135
Please don't.
The old uggos are going to fucking swarm on it in droves. The last thing this board needs is more assholes.
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No.388151
>>388146
That's actually a fair point that I didn't consider. Damn.
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No.388327
>>366635
I think its pretty funny but odds are your boss wouldnt consider it apropriate for the workplace
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No.388328
>>366682
i dont really know anything about toys but sliquid silver feels best for buttstuff so yeh :3
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No.388940
can someone post that "/g/ programmer starter pack" pic?
i only found the incomplete one
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No.388945
How do I get a trap/cuteboy torso?
I've been working out for a while now and I still have a big gut
what exercises do?
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No.389029
>>388945
A big gut sounds like you're overweight most likely. Exercise will help, but targeted weight loss is a myth without surgery. You'll have to start counting calories, I can almost guarantee that you eat more than you think.
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No.389978
I don't know if anyone gets traction on this board anymore, but I've a question as well..
So lately I've gone out and smooched and been toyed with by a tall cuteboy, but I'm not exactly sure what to do next..
He's way too large for me to do butt stuff, and I generally just feel like I'm inferior to him..
I don't know what to do anymore lately. My lack of confidence is eating me up because I don't know if I'm truly making him happy :^(
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No.389979
>tfw my autistic thread is still on the front page all these months later
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No.390013
>>389979
Did you fuck him yet?
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No.390214
>>389978
Get a tube of lube and give it a try. He should understand that you're very tight, or that he's very big and stretch you out with his fingers so you can comfortably take his dick. It may still hurt a bit when he gets deep but just tell him to take it slow (teasing your hole with his tip is more fun anyways).
Also feel lucky to have such a great guy rather then just feeling inferior Or start developing a submissive personality
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No.390215
>>389978
You'd be surprised how much you can stretch. It might take like an hour of fingering and using smaller toys but with patience and lube you can get him in.
A trick is to actually try to push out when trying to get something in. It loosens the sphincter so its easier to pop stuff in. Just make sure you're cleaned.
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No.391609
Can you guys advice me some hairstyle that boosts my cuteness look or can I just somehow make myself look cuter?(If It's makeable)
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No.391612
>>391609
I say you're cute enough as is. It would be a shame if you fell for the HRT crap.
As far as advice for hair I don't have any in mind. Sorry.
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No.391615
>>391609
you could try growing it out a bit longer and styling it after a certain musician or celebrity's hairstyle. I've colored mine and I straighten it sometimes. Taking care of your hair really pays off and at least for me, the way my hair looks can really impact my day
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No.391618
>>391615
I would try these colored hair thing but unfortunately I can't find a temporary color wax package with all colors.I can only find is a one color wax and it would be too a waste of money if I just buy all the colors like this.
I have some ideas that maybe I should color my hair with pink and blue but on pinterest I just saw bad ones with this combination.But what type of colored hairstyle do you have?
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No.411707
Is there anyway I can get a more girly body without risking gender dysphoria due to overloading the body with estrogen? I think there was an infographics made on this topic at some point. Has anyone tried it? Does it work?
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No.412262
Why is my penis getting smaller?
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No.412346
I'm almost 30, could I become a cuteboy?
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No.412371
>>412262
are you gaining weight or having less frequent erections? if neither of those two, id see your doctor because it might be a serious health issue.
>>412346
hard work can accomplish a lot, but it really depends on a fair few things as to how much success you can have. i will say though that everyone looks better when they put effort into themselves, even if you dont achieve your end goals that youve tried your best will shine through and count for a lot more than you might realise.
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No.412451
>>366866
Don't get involved with cuteboys, don't get involved with anybody who has a twitter/tumblr or similar (they are usually just looking to exploit people tbh, will drop you when they don't need you anymore and get their validation by posting lewd pictures of their butts) and for the love of god, never meet up with somebody from here. Embrace Normieism.
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No.412455
>>412451
this is all fine advice save for the second to last point. ive met up with a dude from here before and he was cool. the key is to vet people, get to know them before you do anything, never let them have much info on you til youre certain theyre trustworthy, and always meet in a public place.
there are bad people out there for sure and youve gotta be careful, but there are good people here too, people well worth your time.
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No.413153
Do you guys have any ideas for fixing ugly, discolored skin in "sensitive" locations? I also have some flat moles I'd like to lighten. I was thinking about trying sugar-free lemon juice heavily diluted with water, but that kind of seems like a questionable idea.
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No.413203
>>413153
It looks like the non-mole discoloration is probably hemosiderin staining from fapping too hard. That means I'm stuck with a really ugly cock unless surgery is an option. Make sure to use lube, guys.
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No.413922
>>377233
American adults are only able to talk about two things: politics and philosophy. Everything else is fodder.
They think natural science is a joke but waste their brain cells on conspiracy theories.
>>366719
You'd fit right in with this one. As a brownskin myself, I was tempted to order one (for lols).
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No.413923
>>366751
Like MAGA and Please be patient I have autism isnt?
Any hat with a logo or quotation on it is a joke.
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No.414144
How can I get a cute femboy/trap body? Is it possible for the 'average' guy with an 'average' body to do this?
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No.414250
>>414144
I don't think it's necessarily possible for a normal guy, and even then aging takes its toll. Personally, I just plan on going the muscle twink route. That seems more tenable in the long run.
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No.414352
>>366635
Are there Chinese/Russians infiltrating the US to promote communism? With their pawns.
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No.414374
>>370526
>No Political Agenda
>Political unrest
<Teh Leaf isn't willing to admit Canuckistan is a left leaning shit hole
<Teh Leaf cannot admit that projecting Christian values on the right wing associates all right wing traditional values as homo bashing
Also Canadian Pedophile sympathizer created terminology for gender
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No.414474
>>366635
can murder me or somethinkpls
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