No.363503[Last 50 Posts]
Are there any other straight guys here who browse a little bit out of curiosity? Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one.
What's the closest that you've all ever came to doing something bi-curious?
>Be 21 year old fitfag, know an 18 year old redheaded guy a little on the fem side
>We've hung out before, he's a pretty cool guy with some similar interests
>One day my car isn't starting and I ask for a ride to the gym
>He picks me up and on the way to the gym he asks me in an odd way if I want to find somewhere else with more privacy
>whynot
>Go into a public restroom connected to a baseball dugout
>He embraces me and we both start to make out
>Take out cocks out and rub them together while we kiss
>The restroom is fucking disgusting so I empty out the paper towel dispenser and make a clean area on the floor with them
>Lay down with my cock out
>He gets on top of me, reverse cowgirl style, takes my dick, presses it against his asshole
>Very slowly starts to rock his ass down, sliding me inside of him all the way
>>Holy shit, I'm balls deep in this kids ass
>He rides the hell out of me for a while, reverse doggy-style, then switches to normal doggy-style
>His cute little girlycock is bouncing up and down against my pubic area as he bounces up and down
>We go through a variety of positions on our paper towel love-nest
>Eventually end up back in reverse-cowgirl
>Cum super hard inside of his ass
>We both clean up in the sink, using the soap from the free dispenser
>Clean up the paper towels
>Go to the gym and hit them compounds
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No.363508
I consider myself straight but I like to occasionally look at cute boys.
question: does gay sex really work like that? wouldn't you need lube of some sort?
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No.363510
I've been hit on by a few "straight" guys who are into cuteboys, most of them read gay porn too. Are you being honest with yourself?
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No.363513
>>363508
>wouldn't you need lube of some sort?
I think he prepared beforehand.
>>363510
I was attracted to his feminine qualities, which is what it means to be straight. If he was a manly dude like myself it would have definitely been a bit on the bi side, but as is I think it was technically straight.
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No.363516
It's too late for you "straight" anons
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No.363517
>>363516
I like boys.
I'm not into dudes.
call it what you like.
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No.363518
>>363503
>>363513
>manly dude like myself it would have definitely been a bit on the bi side, but as is I think it was technically straight.
Haha, good one OP. The old fashion 'straight' guy having gay sex. A classic. Could have shaken the formula up a bit by throwing in some complex mental gymnastics like 'feminine penis', but I like the simplicity.
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No.363520
>>363513
gender has never actually been proven to exist anon, "feminine" doesn't real. Biological sex however is a very real thing, as is sexuality. If you are a male and you are attracted to males that means you are homosexual, if you are also attracted to females then you're bisexual on top of that.
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No.363528
>>363520
>feminine aspects
>cute little girlycock
>cock
It’s okay to be bi anon.
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No.363532
>>363528
bisexuals are necessarily homosexuals as well
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No.363538
>>363528
>>363532
You both are getting lost in semantic distinctions. If someone fucks girls they fuck girls, and if they fuck dudes they fuck dudes. That's all there is to it.
Words =! Reality
The menu doesn't taste like the food.
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No.363571
Did anyone actually believe OP's bullshit story?
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No.363584
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No.363591
>it's another straightshit thread
For fuck's sake, OP, you're in good company here.
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No.363597
>>363503
I'm straight as well OP, here's my story.
>Be me
>24
>Insanely poor
>Can't keep a job
>One of my friends says I can live with him
>I jump at the opportunity because poor af
>I start out sleeping on the couch
>Back starts getting sore from the uncomfortable position
>Friend only has one bed
>Ask him no homo if I can sleep in his bed
>"Sure, Anon. No homo."
>My back feels great sleeping in a real bed again
>Everything goes pretty well for a while
>One day I walk in on my friend fapping to gay porn
>He says no homo
>I laugh it off
>One day I find his dildo
>He tells me it is his mom's
>I laugh and play it off
>One day I catch him jizzing into our milk
>No homo he says
>That jizz milk tasted great
>One day he starts grinding on me while we're in bed
>He whispers no homo into my ear
>I laugh and spoon him back no homo
>One day he says we should start a family no homo
>I agree no homo
>We got to China and pick out a kid from the child store
>Beautiful baby boy no homo
>Friend kisses me on the lips because he's so happy
>Just assume that he forgets to say no homo
>We hold hands the entire plane ride home no homo
>We get married so our son has a family but it's still no homo
>One night my husband and I are making love no homo
>The balls touch
>He doesn't say no homo
>That's when I realized I'm married to a faggot
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No.363611
>>363597
I seriously think this has happened to me.
>Watch porn growing up
>Cute girls are always juxtaposed next to big cocks
>Eventually just seeing a cock can turn me on classic conditioning
>Start watching trap porn, Baily Jay and such
>After a couple of years I find all the artificial trashiness that most traps have disgusting
>Start watching girlyboy porn
>Start dating girlyboys
One day I just woke up with my 19 year old qt hispanic bf laying against me, his head on my chest and little cock rubbing against my leg, and I realized that despite being a hardcore nationalist and /pol/ock I was now in a gay interracial relationship.
These things happen.
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No.363632
oh dog no youre not alone
i made out with some dude 2 times
i was drunk so nohomo
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No.363640
OP's story is obviously bullshit
but yeah, straight guy who browses cb out of minor bicuriosity from time to time. I've never been attracted to a man IRL but occasionally ill see some femboy on here who gets me rock hard.
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No.363651
>>363571
No. Any greentexts here are autistic stories of fiction
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No.363654
>>363640
It's actually true for the record, however I will admit I omitted a few details.
>Skipped the incident where he got pulled over for running a stop sign
>Neglected to mention we' d already seen each other and messed around before
Was the first time I've ever barebacked someone. It was a tough decision to make, but I went ahead with it (obviously) on the basis of-
>He was only 18 years old, and the younger one is, the less sexual history they'll have
>I was topping, which is significantly safer
It was the only way I could really learn if I was straight or not. I mean, until you've fucked another dude without a condom on, how do you actually know if you'll like it or not? It's the ultimate gay test.
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No.363657
>>363518
kek this. I'm probably straighter than OP ( I like virtually no guys, only super androgynous cuteboys that barely even exist), and I still consider myself bisexual leaning heavily towards women.
You've fucked dudes in the ass and you like it. You're not that straight.
>>363597
I kek'd at that ending, good job.
>>363611
Similar here, I'm quite pro white and pro Europe but god damn latinos can be cute as fuck. I fucked a couple of latino femboys that were delicious, the only that surpasses them are… freaking slavic femboys.
Had a half Lithuanian half Ukrainian bf and holy shit man, fucking Andrej Pejic tier, if only he hadn't been schizophrenic.
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No.363678
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No.363681
I'm one of the mostly straight people on this board. Your not alone OP.
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No.363733
>>363654
So you took 'the ultimate gay test', and you came out 'straight', and yet here you are parading yourself on a gay board about your gay experience and you clearly want to have more gay experiences.
If you were straight, you would have been repulsed with what you did afterwards and then never discussed it with anyone, and you definitely wouldn't have greentexted the story in such a positive way on a gay board.
You're a faggot OP. Get over yourself.
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No.363991
The gayest thing about this thread is the dirty bathroom. The paper towels kind of give it all away, though. If you didn't want to have sex in a stinking place with strangers' rancid piss getting in your hair, you'd have found a nice comfortable bed or just fucked in the car.
Is this why I see so little cum eating in gay porn? And when I do see it, the recipient seems to be disgusted by it and make no attempt to get any in his mouth. Is semen fresh from the body just too clean and wholesome to provide a thrill?
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No.363997
>>363991
He lived with his parents and I was staying with a relative at the time.
Also
>having sex in a 2 seat Mazda
No
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No.364019
>>363503
>be me as heterosexual
>crossdress impulsively since very young age
>"I'm not gay this is just a fetish"
>Start looking at cute femme boys and traps
>"I'm not gay this is just a fetish"
>Start admiring their cocks more and more, start thinking about what it would be like to suck and get fucked by a man
>"I'm not gay this is just a fetish"
>Start daydreaming about boys and realize I would be sexually aroused and attracted to hot men and their bodies
>"I'm not gay this is just a fetish"
Realize I'm a submissive, feminine, weak boy who wants a man to treat him like a girl in bed and dominate me like the slut i am
>fuck myself with dildos imagining it being a real man and cum harder than ever before in my life
>"I think I'm gay…"
Me in summary. I think you definitely can be prison gay but if you start feeling compelled to seek out boys/traps and are impulsively attracted to them when you have other options you are absolutely some shade of faggot.
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No.364075
>>364019
i think you are homosex
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No.364078
Not going to lie friend, I'm pretty sure you're gay. I mean, if you got off to a male, isn't that pretty much gay? I can't get a boner anytime i'm near a male. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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No.364100
I wonder if I just turned prison gay in real life. Women are just so much goddamn work, and they have nothing to offer apart from that meat hole of theirs. 99% of them are boring as hell, with no true interests beyond shoes and purses.
>Only real girlfriend I've ever had
>Cheated with at least one other guy, in fact she was "dating" him and cheating on him with me, playing both of us for fools
>Constant compulsive lying
>Hated giving oral sex
>Never contributed anything other than the periodic sex
<Last bf of mine
<Would drive all the way across town to pick me up
<Played the same video games, liked the same movies
<Would go do intense hiking together all the time, got attacked by a moose on two different occasions
<Loved giving oral
<I could do whatever I wanted to him, whenever I wanted and he loved it
<Would give me a killer blowjob in a mountain glade, then give me a full body massage until I fell asleep in the grass
No fucking girl would ever do such a thing unless she had ulterior motives.
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No.364155
>>364100
Women aren't raised right. Power to you. Go get yourself a boyfriend now.
It still hurts to know that I'll never find a woman I can stick my dick into and experience the bareback heterosexual pussy magic that natural selection has bestowed in the female pussy while simultaneously having a friend that you can bond with for life, have genuinely interesting pillow talk conversations with about intellectual subjects and raise kids with.
No, instead no woman is ever interested in the shit guys are into and will cheat on you.
Oh yeah, you're 'pathetic', 'creepy' and a 'bitter virgin' if you say any of this to anyone.
Fucking normies.
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No.364170
>>364100
Can't get off to that. Men just won't do it. Can't stand them. But when you put it like that…
Nope. I just picture a girl. With a dick, and flat chest. Guess I'm straight. Fuck it. I've had a "Fuckbuddy" Wiminfriend before, minus nutting. But hey, the kissing was great, playing with her breasts were great, and the way I felt.
Week after my first "sexual" (intimate) experience, I went to military school, surrounded by dicks, and 8 months since my Wimin, get out of military school, haven't had a boner caused by a real person in 10 months.
I will just stop thinking about it, because I might break the conditioning I've been working on for about 4 months now, so I don't feel any want for human interaction.
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No.364177
>be shy and autistic as a kid and teenager
>no girls even came close to liking you
>always was a little masochist and like being submissive though
>fap thinking about sucking a dick for the first time when I was 18, weird because I thought that was gross before
>begin adding guys on chans to exchange photos and fap together
>kind of start a ldr out of nowhere and now he wants to pay for my travel to have sex with me
This is all so weird, but I still don't consider myself gay.
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No.364199
>>364100
Your pinktext sounds so good. I really want that, a Girlfriend who is also your Best friend, but i guess something like this will never happen because 99% of women are not suitable for this. I think the greeks realised this and had a wife to fug n make kids and a cuteboy to fug and enjoy the finer things i life.
no homo though
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No.364247
Used to fap to big-ol-titties and playboy models, but now I can't get off to that shit. What gets me off now is a loving, intimate sexing in the missionary with a qt 3.14 man.
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No.364516
That's how all of us began on here. Listen, you can have all your fun with cuties as well, but remember that you might get hurt as well.
I just had a conversation with an amazing cute boy. I recently stated to chat with cute boys (I know chaser and all), but this experience will tell you all. I actually did want to keep on talking more, even pouring some of my feels in it. Hopefully they have a wonderful day </3 .
http://logs.omegle.com/1a6476358215318e
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No.364525
>>364170
Yeah, that's how it is for me too man. The last dude I was dating was basically a cute flat girl, with a cute little girl-penis.
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No.364734
>Go over to my buddies place, he's 19yo so he still lives with his parents
>He's openly gay, and is basically the perfect example of a young cuteboy
>He knows I'm straight, but still half-jokingly flirts with me sometimes, and I flirt back also, just playing around
>We play league of legends in his gaming room for a couple of hours
>Get tired of playing, and feel like just chilling out and watching something
>Sit on the couch next to him, a foot or so away
>Start watching animu, Now and Then Here and There
>Over the next hour or so he slowly slides closer until we're pressing up against one another
>Put my arm around his shoulder
>Eventually his hand gently reaches up, fingers barely touching my chin
>He guides my mouth down into a kiss
>Turn my body, and end up leaning down onto him, pressing him down into the couch, while still slowly kissing him and feeling his body with my hands
>We make out for a while like that, it gets more heated
>I can feel his little cock hard against his shorts, and my own is pretty hard as well
>We start rubbing each others dicks a bit
>He grabs my hand, leads me up the stairs and into his bedroom
>Pulls down my pants and starts giving me a killer blowjob
>After 10 mins or so, he grabs the lube out of one of his dressers drawers
>Pulls his shorts down, exposing his cute, hairless ass
>Lubes up one of his fingers, and inserts it, getting ready
>Grabs my cock and puts some lube on that as well
>Pushes me down to the ground, climbs on top of me, gets into the reverse cowgirl position and slowly guides me into his body
>Rides me for a while, then we switch positions, going through a good variety
>After about an hour we end up back in reverse cowgirl, and using my hands to support his ass I move him up and down until finally I cum inside of him
>Get cleaned up in his restroom
>Climb into bed with each other
>Fall asleep cuddling, our cocks touching and rubbing a bit
>Wake up about 5 AM, from some noise
>It's something outside his door, sounds like one of his parents
>The door opens
>OH SHIT, OH SHIT
>It's his fucking dad, coming into his room at 5 in the morning
>He sees me, laying naked in bed, entangled in his sons arms
>Casually looks away, opens a drawer on the dresser
>Scoops a pair of keys out, leaves and closes the door quietly
>>godfuckingdamnit
>Now his dad probably thinks I'm gay or something
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No.364738
>>364734
hate to break it to you but having sex with a guy is pretty gay
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No.364751
>>364734
>>Now his dad probably thinks I'm gay or something
You shagged a his son, wasn't weirded out post-coitus and then proceeded to cuddle and sleep in each other's arm. I get the feeling his thoughts are pretty justified and I agree with him, you're pretty gay.
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No.364785
>be me
>completely straight
>straight, slim, blue eyes blonde hair
>21 years old
>have muscular friend
>openly bisexual, "you can't tell me noone's ever grabbed your ass and you never liked it"
>be at friend's house to help him carry some stuff around
>he's working hard, i'm just talking to him, being friendly, keeping him company while he does all the work
>he teases me and calls me weak a couple of times
>half-compliments my figure
>end of the day, we both finish and collapse on a couch inside
>decide to play a boardgame
>He brings some alcohol to the table, loser drinks a shot every time they lose
>i lose a lot because very unlucky
>he changes the rules, wants to play a new game
>every time someone loses, they have to take off an article of clothing, out-to-in, top-to-bottom
>if my luck turns around, it would be super epic to laugh at him from losing so much
>lose
> jacket and shirt and glasses are gone, only pants and underwear and socks are left
>"Fuck it, you win"
>take off the rest to shock him into an apology for being better than me at board game
>upon seeing my nude body, he quickly stands up and pulls me in for a kiss
>grabs my ass
>he pulls away, turns me around and puts me down over the couch armrest
>drunken me thinks it's just a joke or something
>gets some lube and begins fingering me
>i moan instinctually, tell him i want him inside me
>he sticks his phallus inside of my butt, precum leaks from my cock
>100% erect
>we fuck for hours, he cums inside me
>we lay down together on the couch, me as little spoon
>he teases me for being super drunk
>i tease him for being openly bisexual
>at least i'm not a queer
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No.364836
>>364785
>>at least i'm not a queer
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No.364858
I don't think of myself as gay, maybe bisexual at most but I think even that is a box I don't fit into well.
To be more accurate precise I'm attracted to femininity, but not necessarily limited to females. I'd fuck a guy in the ass or let him suck my dick if he were cute and girly enough. If I met a girl who turned out to be a trap or a futa or something I wouldn't care much, either. I don't have any interest in fucking some hairy muscle man, though, and I'm also not interested in sucking dick or getting fucked.
Basically, as long as my partner is feminine enough to turn me on (and has a nice ass that can handle my size) I'm good to go and won't worry too much about the details. I believe the word for this is "gynephilic"…
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No.364930
>>364858
I'm pretty sure that's normal for straight guys.
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No.364942
>>364858
this is literally me
too bad there aren't cuteboys around here
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No.364943
You are bi asf…I don't not find muscle or masculinity attractive at all. Trans and flamer boys ..dripping in feminity turn me on the most.. And I've been straight ..for the most part.. My entire life..I like boy pussy on a soft male.. It's called bi
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No.364982
I think I fall into that category OP. I've only ever dated girls in my whole life, but I did also 69 with a cute asian trap once, and swordfight with her for a bit. Also fucked a slightly girly guy in the back seat of my car once, back in highschool. It was pretty cool.
I can tell I'm definitely not gay, or bi, or anything though.
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No.365260
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No.365696
>>365260
The Miata was the gayest thing about that story, far gayer than having sex on the floor of a public restroom.
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No.365706
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing
I'm not gay though but I love playing pranks on my friends.
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No.365721
>>365706
Reminds me of my friends a little bit.
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No.365723
>>363517
>>363517
>call it what you like.
your funeral
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No.365747
I'm not gay at all it's just I'm forced to choose between boys or old ladies because all the hebe girls and loli threads get deleted.
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No.365748
because hebe girl and loli threads get deleted here are my choices, 2 of them are gay as fuck but the jews leave me no choice
>old women (over 21)
>shemales / traps
>boys
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No.365753
>>363518
if you dont go down the street checking out dudes you are not gay. it is not any more complicated than that you honest fucking retards
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No.365758
>Straight
>Making out with a guy
>Browsing /cb/
Nice try.
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No.365759
>Take out cocks out and rub them together while we kiss
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No.365763
>>365753
>Fuck and cum in a mans ass: Not gay
>Check out another dude in public: WOAH EASY HOMO
Brofist, my bro dude, no homo though, touching a mans hand is super gay, unless it's with my cock amiright guise.
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No.365764
>>365763
>fill the rounded, smooth ass of a feminine/cute/submissive identity with your penis: GAAAAAY HAHAHA UR GAY AND im not btw
>check out masculine figures ranging from normal, well-built men to gymrat beefcakes on a regular day to day basis: well you know that shit happens
waw
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No.365779
> be completely straight
> be !=bi
> meet gay guy
> not attracted to guys
> but he's cute
> but != butt
> we exchange numbers
> numbers != numbers
> exchanged texts everyday
> bromance
> feminine texting style
> attracted to his femininity
> not attracted to real guys
> usually
> we meet up, because hand injury
> tf can't text anymore
> I pull him up with both hands
> like a girl
> fuck him like a girl
> straightness preserved
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No.366223
>>365779
Good to see that you manaed to preserve your heterosexuality anon! Are you still dating him?
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No.368040
I'm sorry to say this, but you're gay.
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No.368044
>>368040
You like to bump threads, don't you? I feel bad to tell you this but he will not see your post since he most probably died of aids during this time.
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No.368063
>>363597
and one day you rape the kid while saying no homo
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No.368405
yeah I used to be "straight" and "browsing here out of curiousity"
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No.390230
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No.390239
I mean im not gay or anything if you bend over infront of any guy he'll probably try slipping in the ole kidney tickler for a laugh yknow
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No.391041
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No.391042
theres a really cute kid at my school who i wanna fuck. im not gay but hes cute as shit and said he wpuld suck my dick when we were drunk.
im not really his friend but i can talk to him.
what do i do lads?
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No.391059
>>391042
If you're not gay then just using him for sex is pretty scummy tbh
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No.391069
>growing up with cousin (we both same age)
>cousin is a norwie blonde girly faggot
>we naked taking a bath
>cousin: "You cock so big, anon!"
>my fucking mixed race redbone nigger dick tier impresses him
>we around 6-7
>play "mom and daddy" after the bath (we use to play vydias and then nestle and cuddle till sleep, far from the adults with the doors locked)
>he wants to feel how hard I am (and I was hard as a rock, my body burning in fever and a headache)
>open his cheeks and I enter the tightest, warmest and most deliciously receptive place in this Earth
>i shag his arse till i got an orgasm
>now he wants me to be the girl
>I say No.
>He complain and insist a little bit
>But no fucking way, anyway. I was always stronger and manlier than him.
>he end up being my girl till the episode in the beginning of puberty where i filled his /cutehole/ with my seed
>"fucking too gay, anon! We should stop"
>we stop
The guy today is a fucking Chad.
More than one girlfriend at the same time, partying and playing footbal.
But he seens no evil in telling to his friends how big my dick is, and he do that smiling with no shame with a bright in his eyes.
Every time I come here and see all these young lads butt naked I remind the times where my young and anxious heart waited friday to fuck my cousin till monday.
I also got a girl today, and I also want kids.
But I readed somewhere, an psychologica essay about how Vladimir Nobokov was forever trapped to his first sexual contacts with a girl in his childhood.
No homo. But I still got the boner. Kek: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m7NVFhbx1I
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No.391170
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No.391190
>>363503
>What's the closest that you've all ever came to doing something bi-curious?
sucked my friend off
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No.391193
I still prefer girls over boys. And i would never put someone elses dick in my mouth thats too much for me. but have someone else suck mine no problem
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No.391199
Only experience i had was when i was sexually harrased by my cousin who is two or three years older than me when i was 9, him and my other cousins always made fun of me cause i was weird and they always said i was a girl as an insult cause my body language has always been pretty feminine and the way i talk isnt at all manly in fact i often get asked by others if im gay because of the way i talk anyways, i got sexually harrased on diferent occasions by the same guy, one time i was sick and he said he knew a cure to get rid of the sickness so he takes me to a room and makes sure no one is around and then he grabs me and starts forcing his mouth on mine and i can feel his tongue rubbing against mine in my mouth, ive always been a pussy and too shy to defend myself plus he worked out so he was stronger than me and i never bothered to resist then afterwards he played it off and started laughing saying the "trick" didnt work and i laughed cause i didnt know what to say or do, i was pretty uncomfortable and ive always suffered from social anxiety, on another ocassion, he always invited me to play smash in his house, that was near mine and i fucking loved smash so i loved playing it more than anything else cause i was pretty addicted to videogames back then, one time he says that if i wanna play smash that i had to sit on him and let him hump me, he didnt make me take my clothes off and he humped me only a few times and i could feel his erect cock on my ass and i just sat there quietly with my arms crossed and a serious face waiting until he was done, then i got to play smash, but then on that very same day his parents werent home and he made me take my pants off cause he wanted to see my penis, i actually was very against taking my clothes off and he forced them off while i was on the couch struggling against him and he managed to get it off along with my underwear and he saw my penis, he then backed off after having seen it and started chuckling and said "how tiny" in my defense i was 9 and i wasnt erect but anyways i dont care about that, i didnt know what to say and i just blurted out "thats why i didnt want you to see it" he then showed me his dick and made me jack him off under his pants while he was sitting right next to me on the couch, i kept jacking him off in awkward silence hearing him moan until he started cumming, we then kept playing mario kart and he teased me about liking the feel of his cock and balls on my hand, i wanted to leave and started heading for the door but then he ran and stepped in front of me and blocked my path and he was very muscular so i couldnt resist and i was afraid of him hitting me if i started a fight so i went back to the couch.
I remember his cock was a pretty big and while we were playing mario kart he left his erect dick and balls out while lying face up on the couch in front of me to bother me while we played and i had to try and resist the urge to look and just kept focusing on the game, years have passed since then and i moved away from that place a long time ago and i barely ever saw him, right now im living near him again but he behaves himself and im too scared to bring up what happened back then cause i dont know how he will react, hes pretty cool nowadays, he stopped being a jerk and we hang out from time to time, ive never told anyone about what happened cause i felt too damn embarrased about it, i sometimes remembered the memory of being forced to jerk him off and i ended up feeling aroused and fantasizing about it and jerking off to that fucked up memory, its been a while since ive done that and i dont really care about that memory anymore or what happened and i just wanna forget it ever happened, ive never told anyone so i wanted to get this off my chest.
And yea i guess i am kind of being an attention whore right now
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