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Dennis Falk - The first lolcow in internet history Anonymous 07/19/19 (Fri) 19:36:17 6755a2 No.960239

So, apparently this guy was the Chris Chan of the Tiny Toons fandom and was already generating lulz in the 90's internet.

>As one of these stalker fans, he was quite interested in Tress MacNielle. A legendary voice actress, she was not only the voice of Babs Bunny but is also well-known for roles in everything from The Simpsons and The Critic to the computer game Full Throttle. Falk, along with several others, somehow got hold of her contact information and started hammering her with obscene mail containing various sex fantasies about the characters she voiced. Obviously she was a great deal disturbed by them (and who wouldn't be?), because shortly afterward she canceled various stops on her Warner Bros. Studio Store tour that would have brought her somewhat close to the places from which the letters originated. This was done either on her own volition or on the advice of an agent/advisor who doubted her personal safety. It was something of a letdown for those who happened to live in those areas who had a legitimate interest in the show(s) she did.

>The statements she gave to the public on the matter mentioned "stalker fan"(s) that "wouldn't leave her alone and asked inappropriate questions". Over on FidoNet(2), Dennis "Quozl" Falk was eventually identified as one of the principal players. When he was found out, Falk didn't seem alarmed. He didn't deny a thing and some say he even basked in the attention.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030514145917/www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=falk

Any info about what is he doing with his life now?

Anonymous 07/19/19 (Fri) 19:56:45 d1178c No.960245

https://tinytoons.fandom.com/wiki/The_World%27s_Biggest_Tiny_Toon_Fan

He even appeared in the show.

Anonymous 07/19/19 (Fri) 22:40:44 ab74a3 No.960281

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>960245

>>960239

Sometimes. I’m surprised we haven’t inspired dexter Morgan style vigilante serial killers. I am getting to the point. following Lulzcows stop being funny. To becoming Disgusting to the soul.

Anonymous 07/19/19 (Fri) 23:38:00 0ce95d No.960310

>>960239

I heard about him along time ago, rumor has it, was because of those letters the show was canceled. Well rather she quit and the rest followed. Which in way that was good thing, it gave us animainacs.

Anonymous 07/19/19 (Fri) 23:41:32 0ce95d No.960314

Found this on a cursory search.

> "Furry Love", a poem.

FURRY LOVE

======

The sun shines, breaking through the tree outside our window,

awaking me from my restful sleep,

awaking to the sight of your pretty face

awash with a cocksed smile as you dream.

I hesitate to wake you, my pretty squirrel,

for I, too am awash with happiness, knowing we are together

alive with love.

You stretch as the morning rays gently carress your silky fur,

wiping the finale of your night's dreams away

to awake with a smile

and a "Good morning, Honey".

I reply in kind, with a gentle kiss

and a warm embrace.

Oh, how I remember fondly our strolls in the moonlight

as we exchanged our love for one another

-How it sets my heart beating

to know that you love me as much as I you…

I know our Furry love will last…

Dennis M. Falk, aka

….Quozl"

http://unpromisedone.blogspot.com/2012/11/meet-dennis-quozl-falk-man-who-got-tiny.html

Anonymous 07/20/19 (Sat) 06:36:26 de7d4a No.960612

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>>960310

I talked to Marc Schirmeister (An animator who actually worked on Tiny Toons and other WB shows) on FurAffinity and he says the reason TTA was cancelled was because Steven Spielberg just decided to stop producing the show because he got bored with it.

I mentioned Dennis Faulk to him, but he hadn't heard about him until I had told him. He did say though that Warner Bros. was indeed very concerned about all the Rule 34 that was out there on the internet and that some fans thought the studio itself was awash with it thanks to there being certain artists on staff. There were actual fans out there who thought there was TTA porn that could be considered official canon.

He said Amblin legal shut down certain websites, but porn nor the fear of it wasn't what killed the show. Spielberg just wanted to do something different which led to the creation of Animaniacs.

Anonymous 07/20/19 (Sat) 15:50:48 2fb09c No.960778

>>960314

> Poem

> It doesn't even rhyme

He had one job, dammit.