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8ed100  No.959852

I've been following this human trainwreck for a couple of months, and there's big potential here if he doesn't have a heart attack by the end of summer.

Mark Edwards/SeasideMark is a mid 40s man from the South of England who seems to live stream himself getting shitface drunk day in day out, either in his disgusting living space given to him by the government or in bus shelters/a tent on the beach.

He frequently gets moved around the country due to burning his previous apartment down which resulted in the death of a child, and has had his name changed from his birth name of Stephen Jordan to attempt to escape his past.

Prone to losing his temper very easily and smashing his house up, or crying over the smallest thing. Incredibly smug about everything despite being incredibly stupid.

Triggers include mentioning the name of the child he murdered in an act of arson (Tristan), his teenage ex girlfriend (Marie) with a mental age of 9, the dog he killed out of neglect (Benji) or calling him by his real name mentioned above.

More detail to follow in the next post -

Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCODXJEa1nnvfB5jTFL4WuVg

Email - Canfordcliffs@live.com

Address - 23 Eastfield, Thorneford, Sherborne, Dorset DT9 6PU, United Kingdom

8ed100  No.959856

Mark is prone to deleting his videos after waking up embarrassed and hungover, so there is an archive that reuploads them - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvrP2HaY9n3pmvjiookndow/videos

Much like ChrisChan, Mark is on a never ending quest to find a wife. He recently fell in love with a woman from his Youtube comments section, and was exposed for the filth he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Vlsp9xCHM

He is very easily swayed by any 'female' attention, and will drive across the country if he thinks there's a chance at an actual human female looking at him with anything less than pure disgust

Mark also claims he has a disease called TMAU or 'Fish Odour Syndrome' that makes his sweat smell like rotting fish, so he cannot work for a living and relies on his government benefits. Any challenge on this will make him burst into tears and call his doctor at 3am begging him to confirm this illness down the phone for his youtube stream.


8ed100  No.959860

TRISTAN -

Tristan is the name of a small boy who died while in Marks accommodation a few years ago resulting in him having to move out of his hometown and legally change his name.

Mark was known for hosting parties in his apartment and providing alcohol for people too young to purchase it legally. During one of these parties, he had one of his many drunk meltdowns and set fire to his apartment. Sadly the child in the rooms next door died as a result.

Any mention of Tristan's name will result in Mark breaking down in tears, but unable to explain the reason why as he is unable to admit what happened due to fear of reprisal.

MARIE HEALY -

Marie Healy was a teenage girl from Scotland with a developmental disorder Mark groomed over the internet. She had the mental age of a prepubescent girl, evidenced by the slurring speech, the childish behavior and the want to only ever eat Happy Meals from McDonalds.

The relationship came to an end when it came to light that Mark was both physically and sexually abusing her, leading to him moving from Mansfield to Dorset to escape violent retribution from her family.

To this day Mark remains madly in love with her, and mention of her name and his abuse of her will send him into an insane rage.

Searching 'SeasideMark and Marie' will being up many videos of their relationship.


d55863  No.960119

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>>959860

>>959852

>>959856

GUYS GUYS PLEASE GO WITCH HUNT THIS NORF HE'S LIKE A REALLY BAD PERSON AND STUFF

<Zero proof

Kill yourself nigger




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