Alexander Kuss.
https://www.facebook.com/alexander.kuss.54
address is
1026 Xavier Dr
Fayetteville, NC 28311
He's not quite a lolcow yet, but he could be he's pretty funny to get riled up. Honestly he's like a more articulate Chrischan. He believes that when he puts on his FNAF mask he transforms into some sort of anamatronic character.