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Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:
- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_PageAt this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
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-Robert Wayne Stiles:
Robert Wayne Stiles aka Rika aka Mercedes Langely aka Liz Davis is a completely insane transexual (as if there is any
other kind lol) who has become well known for his sexual degeneracy and obsession for retribution against those he has
percieved to have wronged him over the the internet. A habitual user of bathsalts and other drugs, Rob has turned from a
nerdy short guy with glasses to a rat-like goblin drag queen with a skeletal body. He has a semi-successful photography
gig that he uses to creep on unsuspecting girls. Rob has a creepy relationship with women in general. On a stargate forum
related to some video, he under the name "Wraithlord" wanted to create a virtual sex dungeon to rape virtual avatars in
and in college, he had a few times where he peaked in on girl's changing rooms. Most shocking is his stalking of Chrissy
Moran and then threatening the fucking FBI agent that was telling him to stop after she got a restraining order filed
against the goblin.
He is heavily involved in the tranny scene in Philidelphia where he mingles with all sorts of fellow degenerates and
social outcasts. He came to the attention of an old incarnation of this chan when he tried to sell out his fellow trannies and ended exposed as being even more disgusting than them. He made several threats and demands for his personnel info to be taken down, even threatening people with a boxcuter. He also attempted to flood the site with pony porn and general spam. This only made us laugh harder and made Robb even more unhinged. He become paranoid that people were constantly hunting for his personal info and would interrogate people on the street in an attempt to shake off his omni-present trolls.
He would attempt to invade irc and listen in on trolling plans under false names or pretenses but was extremely obvious in doing so. This is why he was given the nickname, Master of Disguise. Robb didn't take kindly to this, and now is enraged at the mere sight of that one Lazy Town video featuring a related song. Robb's anger towards us would become so great that he admitted to throwing his own feces at his apartment room walls in a rage like a fucking chimp. Yes, that's right, this motherfucker threw his own shit. This is just one of the many disgusting aspects of Robb life. He has had his mother rub ointment on his dick when he was infected with herpes, he has engaged with prostitution with an older man named Jacoby (one can only question Jacoby's sanity or lack there of), and most horrifyingly, confessed that his "girlfriend" was a mentally ill girl who he basically fondled. Whether or not he actually raped a Penelope, but you gotta wonder why the fuck would someone make up a story about them raping a mentally retarded girl in order to one up a troll.
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=Gabriel Navarro (AKA: Moleman9000)=
To a degree pretty much all lolcows are emblematic of the Streisand Effect. Most of them never would have been trolled or become spectacles of ridicule had they not vociferously confronted their trolls or doggedly tried to have the mockery censored. Moleman (Gaben, Goo Bean, Gay Pen…) arguably takes this to a new level because it morphed him from an unrecognizable face in the short bus to uniquely identifiable for his spergy quirks. Back when Chris-Chan swore of regular internet activity and made it stick, /cow/'s predecessor board /cwc/ had an informal community effort going to discover fresh sources of amusement that offered the same manchild cringe and eccentric silliness. Most of these discoveries didn't really result in organized trolling or much attention because they were garden variety Sonic fans and DeviantART faggots. Moleman9000 had one such account.
Up to that point, Gabe was only known in obscure circles for sharing a father with his half-brother Dave Navarro, who plays in the 90s era alternative rock band "Jane's Addiction." An unsuccessful pilot for an MTV reality show based on Dave's mundane post peak rock star life contains plenty of hints as to his overall autismal personality. By the time /cwc/ found on him deviantArt, his autism had metastasized into pipe dream fictional universe upon which he rested his hope of becoming the head of a multimedia franchise. This "Nava-Verse" was notable and exposed on /cwc/ because of the amount of effort Gabe put into both making the setting a fundamentalist Christian morality play and how he built it from the ground up with terms and concepts ripped straight from TV Tropes. Oh, and it should be mentioned that all of the creatures and characters in this Nava-Verse are acid trip nightmares of geometric mosaics resembling a six-year-old's attempts to replicate Mesoamerican illustrations with magic markers. Hilariously, he peppered this absurdly large bestiary of impossible alien races with peaks into his unsavory psyche. There are whole species that embody Molay's ideas of rape and sexual depravity as well as creatures created specifically to resemble ethnic stereotypes.
When the Nava-Verse was first showed to /cwc/, the reaction was lukewarm. A lot of anon even said they thought Gabe's impractical and overly detailed psychedelia looked pretty neat from a distance. Not much to consider other than him being another young adult with juvenile interests on DeviantArt. Further investigation, though, would prove that we were chipping at the topsoil of a sperg field and about to hit Fanta.
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>>10Browsing through Moleman9000's DA journal turned up a handful of volunteered anecdotes outlining his severe problems controlling his anger and stubborn conviction in that all of his opinions are connected to a greater objective moral code. During his high school years, Gabe diligently recorded his chimp outs and tantrums believing that readers would be able to relate to his struggles as teen. He punched a Korean kid for making a self-deprecating joke about eating dogs because he wanted to white-knight a girl he knew who found it gross. He had an argument about the practicality a lesson with his math teacher that involved him getting so worked up that he snapped his retainer a bite. He confessed to finding his first cousin sexually appealing. He wrote lengthy harangues encouraging rebellion against websites with policies he disliked or rules he was punished for breaking, such as a journal where he declared that TV Tropes didn't really belong to its admin and owner as much as it did to tropers and wished harm on Hasbro for something frivolous pertaining to My Little Pony. He complained about being forced to read exemplary literature in school for a variety of petty reasons. He thought that 1984 was a poor novel because it ends on a grim note instead of with the villain being defeated by the good guys. He hated "The Stranger" because the absurd philosophy went right over his head and all he could think about was how much he hated the main character and wanted to see him punished. This establishes a running theme with Gabe: He views himself as a self-appointed champion of goodness and taste against the rest of the world which is clearly wrong.
Fortunately for those entertained by delusions of absolute rectitude, Moleman9000 is one of those aspies who insists on using the exact same nickname and user avatar for every online community he ever joins. Simply Googling his DA handle showed us his sissy fights and petulant outbursts on all kinds of websites. We saw him issue death threats and declare war against Wikipedia sysops because they wouldn't let a character from the Archie Sonic comic books get its own article. He got into angry all-caps shouting matches with Tropers over the cocks of articles and jealously protected pointless articles he made up for his nonexistent Nava-Verse media. Most amusingly, we found his paheal account and got a nauseating peak of the Rule 34 he uses as fap material. Notably he saved files of naked underage characters and complained to porno artists drawing Sonic smut that Knuckles the Echidna's penis didn't look anatomically correct for his species. We found his YouTube channel and got to see his unfunny attempts to edit "YouTube Poops" and early installments of his "Epic Rap Battles" videos which replace historical figures with pop-culture characters.
After linking some of this in the old 789chan /cwc/ thread, some anon decided to make an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about Moleman. When he became informed of the existence of this article, he promptly tried all of the standard lolcow tactics of getting an ED article pulled and with the same lack of success. Failing to blank or threaten his article down marked the end of it for a long time. Nobody had really trolled Gabe before that point of collecting his dirty laundry and putting it on ED. We never could've predicted what happened next a VERY long time later.
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JustinRPG and MonicaPunk? I'd really like to see people put together some stuff about them
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>>8 hey, not cool to mock and condemn an entire group of people based on the actions of one member of that group. this is /cow/ not /pol/.
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>>59
>based on the actions of one member of that groupAt least half of the lolcow population we follow consists of bipolar ftm trannies.
We've lost multiple boards due to tranny mods and admins chimping out and destroying everything over nothing.
Sorry if our experiences trigger you xir.
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18 September 2014
Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a public announcement about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now.
Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily.
I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key To Sex".
And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.
And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!
I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for every one of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!!
Have a good day.
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this goy is board mascot
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>>83I'm legitimately worried Chris is going to end up getting a horrific infection from this Every aspect of it makes my skin crawl.
Chris has shown signs of being sensory defensive. Something like this constantly causing him discomfort would make him want to pick at it, or obsessively disinfect it to the point that he'd cause damage.
Combine that with the location being the perfect environment for all kinds of infections. Where his sweat collects in the dark seat of his dirty, crapped briefs.
If it is still trolls instigating this stuff, I can't understand what the point would be now, seeing as there's no real audience and it all happens in private.
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>>111It's funny. I wonder how many other "Chris-chan's" there are in the world?
Actual retards trapped in some weird sexual fantasy world and they feed on it.
Jesus, Chris.
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>>75I honestly wonder what Barb thinks of all this. If he has even told her at all.
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Does anyone have the zip archive of Kacey calls? Chris's new taint piercing has piqued my interest again.
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I have to ask. Did anyone here buy anything from chris on eBay? There is nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>148She knows about the whole lesbian/tranny thing because every now and then chris bitches about her telling him to knock it off but she's so old she can't do anything. Not sure about the taint piercing thugh.
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>>232Good luck to anyone who did. Chris already spent all the money and now says people need to send him more so he can afford to ship the orders.
I'm not surprised in the least that something like this happened.
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>>232I was going to buy a custom drawing of Chris and Autphag together, but with the import charges and taxes tacked on made it seem like an insane amount of money to spend on a joke.
I did, however, make a donation to him after his house burned down.
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>>206That strikes me as sort of like saying:
>Does anyone know of a torrent seeding the Star Wars prequels licensed games? The new CGI cartoon has rekindled my interest. 7f7d55 No.260
>>259My apologies, the Star Wars comparison is wasted on me. I've never been a fan.
I managed to rip the calls off youtube and I've been listening to them when going back and forth to work this week.
It's slightly bizarre to bookend my day with them. A lot of it is boring or repetitive, but there are some hilarious moments.
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=Nick Bate=
Nickalaus Stoutzenberger AKA Nick Bate is a mentally ill and extremely perverse 23-year-old man from Pennsylvania who is known for both casually admitting his extreme sexual deviances on his Twitter account, pedophilia and coprophilia being amongst them, as well as his fervent stalking obsession with an spastic lesbian named Anna Nickel that has lasted for almost ten years.
Nick Bate claims to suffer from spasm, but his recent psychiatric evaluation from last year states that he actually has schizotypal personality disorder. He is extremely outspoken and proud about the fact that he is a pedophile, and he says that he likes prepubescent girls because "they're cute and energetic and their vaginas haven't opened up yet and become all gross". He also believes that pedophilia as well as "consensual incest" should not be illegal and thinks that "it's a stupid law". He has even admitted to molesting his own half-sister Amber in the bathroom when she was 8 years old, leading to him being kicked out of his mother's house and sent to live with his aunt once his family was notified by trolls from /cwc/. He is still allowed to visit Amber but is not allowed to be alone with her.
He has an irrational fear and disgust towards vaginas, and instead has an extreme fixation with anal sex and feces to where he has on numerous occasions masturbated with his own shit and then spread the aftermath on his bedroom wall and does not understand why his family yells at him for it. He has been taken to the emergency room several times after inserting mini flashlights inside his rectum and has asked his family to buy him porn for Christmas, "but with no vaginas, only anuses". He never showers, brushes his teeth, or even wipes his own ass and will very rarely take "psuedo-showers" in which he holds his head under the faucet and washes only his hair. As as result of him and his family's neglect towards his hygiene and health, he is both malodorous and suffers from extreme tooth decay. He does not wish to see a dentist about his teeth because he fears that they will murder him while unconscious.
Like Pixyteri's obsession with wanting to be Japanese, Nick desperately wants to be Canadian and replaces all "ou" sounds with "oo" sounds (oot/aboot/hoo). He thinks that Canada is a liberal paradise where he will be accepted as an unwashed sociopathic pervert and thinks that the U.S. should be blown up. Other insane beliefs of his include having "cryokinesis" (being able to psychically freeze things), being able to time travel by drinking coffee, humans having only one lung, McDonald's burgers being made from human flesh and Chicken McNuggets being vegetarian, and his often spouted meme that "Kentucky Don't Exist".
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>>309He is from an extremely dysfunctional fundamentalist Christian family in which he has suffered physical abuse from his mother and stepfather and been denied psychiatric help throughout his childhood because his mother "doesn't believe" in mental illnesses. He has been able to get therapy only recently after being booted from his mom's house and being supported by his aunt. He has been arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital at least twice over physical altercations with his mom and stepdad over not being allowed to use the computer. He has told his therapist that he fantasizes about violently murdering and raping them. NIck has a more distant yet seemingly less tumultuous relationship with his father, who has allowed him to smoke weed with him while he was a teen.
For several years he has relentlessly stalked and tweeted about his love obsession Anna Nickel, believing that she will one day reciprocate his feelings towards her and become his "Wife" because "God decided it", even though she has cut off all contact with him since 2008 and is a lesbian. He first met her on the Bonus Stage Wiki circa 2005/2006 and cybersexed multiple times with her, and he became convinced that she really was his girlfriend and that they would one day be married. She cut off all contact with him and blocked him on her online accounts after a few years when she learned of his pedophilic and stalkerish tendencies, and Nick has repeatedly tried to get back with her to where she has had to have the police come to his house to get him to stop contacting her. Nevertheless, he remains stubbornly convinced that she will eventually change her mind and decide to marry him. In his idealized marriage to Anna, he wants live as a househusband and never have a job or graduate high school (which he already did and in his own words "failed and failing school. That's how much I fail.") He wants to completely shun his "B-family" since his real family will be with Anna, and he wants to have children with her so that he can have sex with them. Per his dislike of vaginas, he wants to impregnate her without having to touch her vagina, wants them delivered without any doctors touching her vagina, and does not want his children to breastfeed because he wants Anna's body all to himself.
His online accounts
https://twitter.com/NickBatehttps://www.youtube.com/user/DrNickalausBatehttps://www.youtube.com/user/ConstantButtshttp://hagurukagi.livejournal.com/Nick Bate discussion thread
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/nick-bate.848/Skype chat in which he attempts to justify pedophilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_r9xzv8jgNick singing about fucking Anna and children in the ass
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=Pixyteri=
Sarah Guilbeaux aka Pixyteri is a 29 year old cosplaying weeaboo from Victoria, Texas. Pixyteri is best known for her extreme denial over her looks and her race. Pixyteri is convinced that she is half-Japanese, because a windchime in her yard is "proof" that her mother cheated on her real father and had an affair with a mysterious Japanese businessman. Obviously, this story is bullshit and has even been denied by Sarah's own mother. Sarah, like other weeaboos has a completely warped view of Japan. Sarah sees the country as a magical kawaii kingdom where she would be accepted. Sarah is convinced that she can speak Japanese, but her Japanese phrases often are interpreted as gibberish by people who actually speak the language. Besides her failed attempt at applying for the jet program, she has dodged other chances she had going to the country, including turning down a guy that offered to pay for her to go. Instead of saving up money to go to Japan, she spends her money on unhealthy Japanese snacks, Japanese junk, and ill-fitting kimonos.
Sarah also has a warped view on the way that she looks. She has been in extreme denial over her skin, her weight, and her hygiene. Sarah is known for buying and taking photoshoots in ill-fitting cosplay. Sarah even throws fits when a size medium cosplay doesn't fit her - for some reason, lol. Sarah is at least 200 lbs and refuses to eat right and considers photoshoots exercise. She also takes unflattering photos that excalates her already poor appearance. Besides her weight, Sarah is also very unhygienic. Sarah only takes "Japanese" baths once a week at the most and covers the stench with cheap body spray, because showers lighten her hair.
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>>327Sarah is also known for her own sex life. In Victoria, she has a reputation for being loose. Sarah sleeps with guys for attention and validation. She has pursued married guys, guys that are almost a decade younger than her, and anything with a dick. She was even passed around between a guy she was seeing and his buddies. Sarah is convinced that she is better than the average woman, or whores as she vehemently calls them, because she would do whatever her latest booty call wants. This might include drinking the guy's cum from a cup and having threesomes with his friends. Her liberal sex life and her willingness to do whatever a man wants is probably what led to her nudes being exposed online in the first place. One guy she was obsessed with was a guy named James that was 8-10 years younger than she was. She was obsessed with him, because she was convinced that he looked like a Bleach character. He was also a weeb like Sarah and had sex with her quite a few times. He eventually found out how unstable she was and broke things off with her which Sarah did not take very well. Most noticed that Sarah's ideal man conflicts with the guys that she had already been with. Her ideal man is a wealthy Japanese man who would work while she becomes a housewife and buys more useless trinkets and kimonos.
Her turbulent home life is also a popular aspect of Sarah's life. Sarah still lives her parents with whom she has a rocky relationship with, especially her mother. Sarah and her mother argue about money, Sarah's loose sex morals, and even Sarah's own lack of hygiene. Sarah even turned on the web cam when her mom berated her over her stench. The main issue her mom has over money is how much Sarah spends what little money she makes at her job on frivolous junk and how little Sarah pitches in towards bills. Despite having a Bachelor's Degree in English, Sarah works part-time at Home Depot. Whether or not Sarah's mom is as mentally unhinged as Sarah is debatable, but no one can deny the part Sarah has towards her unstable home life.
Feel free to correct me on anything or add in anything I may have missed.
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=Negi Smithfield=
Negi is another 20-something Texan weeaboo who has both spasm and hypertelorism. His moniker, Negi Smithfield, is based on some lackluster anime character. Before his nudes got leaked, he tripfagged on chan sites using the anime character he namefags with as his avatar as well. Eventually he was tricked into giving his pictures of his micropenis out to someone and word had reached to 789chan. This lead to the popular saying: "Nobody has heard of you, but we suddenly want to learn more" or something along those lines. Negi did not take the nude leak well and still doesn't. He became an online joke. He once ran a chan for the anime Negima!, but shut it down due to low traffic and trolls posting his nudes every so often.
The story would have stopped there until Negi became the sycophant of an insane tranny, Autphag. Despite Negi paying for the chan site that Autphag ran briefly, Negi was berated and even demoted on the same chan he was paying for. Negi and Autphag's strange relationship can best be described as a Butters and Cartman relationship. Autphag would belittle and order around Negi at every chance and Negi would put up with it willingly. There was also an incident where Autphag made Negi watch an adult baby video a large number of times.
Not much else can be said about the guy, except for his pedophilic tendencies. Negi is known to watch and to even avatarfag with anime pictures that other anime enthusiasts would describe as "pedo bait." However Negi's pedophilic interests is not limited to shotacon and lolicon. Negi is also known for collecting pictures of young boys giving each other wedgies and playing sports.
Feel free to correct me on anything or add in anything.
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Anthony Logatto aka A-Log is a 29 year old New Yorker and is the origin of the term "a-logging" which is used to describe the act of wishing to inflict harm upon a lolcow or legitimating despising a lolcow for some perceived "crime" a lolcow has done.
That is what most of A-Log's trollshielding commentaries on Youtube consisted of; A-Log making hypocritical commentaries on Chris Chan or other trolling targets in which he consider himself superior to. The irony is that A-Log shares a lot of similarities to Chris, such as being an adult that is obsessed with cartoons and still living with his mom.
A-Log's trollshielding and his perverse online habits is what led to A-Log becoming a troll target. Trolls quickly discovered A-Log's fetish for cartoon moms (he has a bit of an Oedipus Complex), furry yiff art, and straight shotacon. Perhaps, the biggest example of A-Log's sexual fantasies is his wish-fulfillment fanfics entitled "World's Luckiest Guy." Each of the fanfics feature A-Log's self-insert which is a fox with a "six inch fox dick." Like Chris Chan's self-insert in the Sonichu, A-Log's self-insert is everything that A-Log wishes to be; a successful womanizer who has women complimenting his dick size. In each of the fanfics, A-Log would get involved with a cartoon mom or a furry character and the fanfic would follow an unrealistic and formulaic sex scenes. Not to mention almost every single thing that A-Log gets involved with is either married or in a serious relationship.
The discovery by trolls is what led to almost everyone within his friend circle of fellow commentators bailing on him or posting the deets about him. To this day, A-Log tries to keep a low profile when it comes to his online activities in hopes that trolls would forget about him.
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=Zoojay=
Jonathan Niehaus aka Zoojay is a 28 year old furfag and zoophile from Indiana. He produced bestiality songs about either fucking a husky dog or his burning desire to get one. Here's an example of one of his songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_iNn_S0xisIt was not enough to sing about wanting to fuck dogs, he wanted to fuck one. He videotaped himself molesting his aunt's dogs and posted them for the internet to see. He even posted about checking out a cat's butt. Then he completely backtracked and told everyone that he was not a zoophile anymore, just a furry.
These days, he still is contending that he is only a furry and not a zoophile and is still making music. You can find him on these sites:
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>>334Didn't he go to jail recently?
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=Wizardchan=
Wizardchan is a website that was built, because there were a small group of people who believed that chan culture was becoming "too normal" and created a chan for socially inept virgin manchildren.
The site became a haven for embittered virgins to bemoan their virginity and their trivial troubles. These troubles included having to communicate to their family who pampers them, their thoughts of suicide, and sweating over the possibility of getting busted for lolicon. The typical wizard does not even have friends or achievements to be proud of, which explains why they have a superiority complex over their virginity. Recently the discussion of killing family members or complete strangers. Most of them are posturing as most internet tough guys do.
Obviously the average Wizardchan user has a few mental conditions that might explain their behavior and their social isolation. spasm and social anxiety disorder are the most common disorders that interfere with a individual's ability to socially interact with others. However the users also could have a number of different psychological problems. Pedophilia might also explain their sexuality or lack thereof. Most of the wizards live in a first world country where child molestation is outlawed and some of them are unhappy about it.
Whatever the case might be, wizards are even suspicious of even their own fellow wizards. They call some of their fellow wizards "failed normies" as an intended slur towards them for displaying characteristics they don't agree with, including trying and failing to lose one's virginity. Also wizards who hold a neutral stance on the subject of women, sex, "normies," etc. are also seen as failed normies. Such hairsplitting hypocritical disagreements have led to hilarious discord within the chan. Another hypocritical drama situation within the Wizchan community is their condemnation of their old admin Copypaste losing his virginity yet saying nothing over a few select mods paying prostitutes for sex.
Wizards are also the most slothful people in the chans and have a few disgusting quirks. While laziness is nothing new, wizards take it to the next level. Wizards are extremely unhygienic and post about not using deodorant or showering without a hint of shame. They also post about leaving garbage on the floor, piss out of a window instead of walking to a toilet, have feces stained floors that they don't bother to clean, and have a pile of cum-filled rags in their room. Apparently cleanliness is too "normie."
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>>336*Recently the discussion of killing family members or complete strangers has been a popular topic on the site.
Whoops
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>>336>piss out of a window instead of walking to a toiletNever heard that one. I thought they all pissed in bottles and shit in milk jugs. I remember some of them having stories about accidentally drinking from one of their pissbottles.
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>>339Yeah, there were a few wizards who admitted to pissing out of their bedroom windows to avoid interacting with their family and out of sheer laziness.
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>>336I think their faux pedophilia might actually just be nostalgia for that time a girl actually gave them attention, back in 5th grade. Hence all the heavily stylized Japanese girls as opposed to something more real looking. Or so I hope. The idea that these guys are for real scares me too much.
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>>310Man, how the fuck do your teeth get that fucking bad?
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>>329What's she supposed to do with an English degree? If she doesn't have the talent then it's literally a worthless piece of paper.
It's like being an acting major. She'd have gone farther with a degree in communications.
7f7d55 No.348
>>336Like a lot of insular communities in the real world that wall themselves off from greater society to achieve some manner of purity, wizards spend more time trying to ferret out dissent and apostasy in their own ranks than living up to whatever ideals they have or would set for themselves. Their standards for being a wizard have considerably narrowed concomitantly with a ridiculous broadening of what makes a normalfag a "Chadscum."
Conspicuously I've noticed this in the general poster attitude but it's also enshrined in the revised board rules. Whereas at first it was five or six bullets long it's grown to a broader list mostly outlining who is not welcome to post. Women are now formally forbidden from posting instead of just being rejected by the rank and file. Posts are no longer allowed to mention "non-neutral social interactions", which basically means that wizards aren't allowed to have friends. The mental gymnastics they go through to justify this while needing a community of like-minded people to talk with is hilarious. Most tellingly, the stipulation that discussion should not create a hugbox has been omitted and the rule against criticizing being NEET is ruthlessly enforced across all boards including their /b/.
7f7d55 No.349
>>348I seen both wizards and social justice 'warrior's use the word 'safe place'. In general, wizards remind me of SJWS. They really are disturbing alike.
7f7d55 No.350
>>347Look at the state of her. That's hardly the worst choice she's ever made. I actually think it's quite impressive that she has a degree at all, because she appears to be intellectually subnormal, maybe even borderline retarded.
I think she might be the most highly educated lolcow actually.
7f7d55 No.358
>>327>>329I'd fuck her in the ass if she had proper hygiene.
7f7d55 No.363
>>348Why use a picture of Ronnie?
7f7d55 No.390
>>329
>Despite having a Bachelor's Degree in English, Sarah works part-time at Home Depot.I didn't know this.
I'm genuinely impressed, most lolcows barely get through special ed level high school and have trouble holding down any kind of job.
7f7d55 No.394
>>310>This guy is allowed to be in the same city as his sisterHonestly, molesting her was horrible, but it could have been much worse, this guy should not be allowed to be within any close proximity of her or children in general.
7f7d55 No.410
o>>336
You realize copypaste is hotwheels right? So your technically attacking the creator of 8chan by attacking wizardchan.
7f7d55 No.412
>>410You realize that the wizards kicked him out, right?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wizardchan They don't like him because he had sex. Attacking wizardchan is not attacking based hotwheels. I'd say it's quite the opposite.
7f7d55 No.414
>>412Yet he created Wizardchan for basically the same reason as 8chan, for an alternate place to go. Yes he had a chance for sex and took it as he should have. He still created wizardchan.
7f7d55 No.416
>>414You're a special kind of sperg, arn't you?
7f7d55 No.419
>>414Not really sure how else to explain this to you, but nobody here is making fun of copypaste. We're making fun of the hyper-spastic wizardchan userbase, and the most extreme users at that. The ones who routinely insist that people who shit in toilets instead of jugs or have ever had a single friend in their life are too normal to be posting there, and should be permabanned.
The original requirements for posting were just "virgins" but now after the users kicked hotwheels out, that definition has been expanded to be hilariously totalitarian, as evidenced by the rules page
https://wizardchan.org/rules.htmlThis is a board dedicated to laughing at socially inept spazzes, which includes many wizardchan users. Obviously that doesn't include all users or former admins, just the ones that are the most ridiculous.
7f7d55 No.423
>>419wow asshole I am all of those thing I never had a friend I am 29 and I think the rules are not strict enough, so go fuck yourself.
7f7d55 No.424
>>416I am tired of being bullied.
7f7d55 No.425
>>424Maybe you should get off the internet, or grow some thicker skin.
7f7d55 No.426
>>424>>423sorry, i shouldn't have been so mean. wut is ur deviantart?
7f7d55 No.427
>>425Yes because the internet is full of people with active social and sex lives, right.
7f7d55 No.428
>>427You'd be surprised if you left your sheltered hugbox of a website.
7f7d55 No.429
>>427How does it feel to know that there are shut-in neets using this site right now who have had more sex than you? :^)
7f7d55 No.433
>>111Agreed. A genital piercing seems like a really bad idea from someone who has no prior piercings. I really cannot see this ending well.
I was under the impression you were not supposed to rubbing alcohol on piercings as it kills the white blood cells and prevents healing? Is it different for his piercing? Wouldn't the person doing the piercing instruct Chris on how to take care of it?
7f7d55 No.436
>>111>If it is still trolls instigating this stuff, I can't understand what the point would be now, seeing as there's no real audience and it all happens in private.Chris's trolls are as spastic as he is. They aren't going to stop until he's dead.
7f7d55 No.437
>>61I'm not sure if we can really count them as trannies, either. I think they don't really have gender dysphoria, they're either attention seeking, special snowflakes, or have a pathologized hatred of all things male.
7f7d55 No.442
>>437I fail to see the difference. It's in the action. Not the motivation. Also treating gender dysmorphia by helping the patient to alter themselves is like treating bulimia with ipecac syrup.
That needs to stop.
7f7d55 No.447
>>414"Chad Thunderwheels" didn't create wizardchan.
7f7d55 No.448
>>111This might come as a shock, but not everybody trolls people to be the center of some audience's attention. The ones who do are generally the shittiest.
7f7d55 No.449
>>424You aren't being made fun of on your hugbox. This is a different forum on a completely different site with different hosting. You aren't being bullied anymore than the comfortable upper middle class progressives who are ridiculed by *chan for being trans-abled.
7f7d55 No.453
No mention of Tyree sneed?
7f7d55 No.455
Someone do a summary on Autphag. I would, but I don't know the whole story about him.
7f7d55 No.459
lol this shit is for real?
7f7d55 No.461
>>455Autphag is Chris Gillon, a 23 year old aspergers sufferer from West Lothian, Scotland.
He first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ and Tinychan (and similar boards). He was noted for his virulent racism and borderline incoherent stream-of- consciousness writing style. In this persona, he claimed to be a 60 year old mechanic in Northern Ireland.
Towards the end of this time, he also found a home at Wizardchan IRC, where he called himself "Gahp". On Wizardchan he let his mask slip a bit. While he still claimed to be located in Northern Ireland, he revealed his true age to the assembly of virgins. He also revealed an terrifyingly encyclopaedic knowledge of adult baby fetishism, particularly the "sissy baby" subculture, where grown men dress up as an extreme caricature of a baby girl for sexual gratification. When confronted, he claimed that his bizarrely extensive knowledge was a result of academic curiosity.
In October '13, Autphag (and "Gahp") disappeared from the internet completely, leaving a suicide note. Opinion on /cow/ was split about whether this suicide was real or not. In Autphag's absence, one /cow/ regular called P-Logic posted a theory about Autphag's adult baby fetishism, which he'd put together from intelligence gathered in regular trolling expeditions to the Wizardchan IRC.
Shortly after this, Autphag began posting about himself anonymously on /cow/, in an incredibly transparent and obvious way. P-Logic and others called him out, and he was forced to admit that he wasn't dead. Not only that, but he confirmed the theory that he is a transvestite adult baby fetishist, and claimed to be a transexual. He adopted the name "Sophie" and demanded to be referred to with feminine pronouns.
At this stage, Autphag formed an odd alliance with Negi Smithfield, a well known defective. Autphag was the mouthy front man, and Negi was the odd goon, looming behind him. The trolls P-Logic and Mirrorman began trolling both of them in earnest, adopting a good cop/bad cop technique. Autphag trusted Mirrorman to some degree, but absolutely hated P-Logic. Together, P-Logic and Mirrorman managed to manipulate Autphag into some hilarious scenarios, most notably convincing him that he was about to be exposed in a magazine about spasm as being a dog fucker.
Sadly, this abuse ended up with Autphag spending time in a mental institution, and P-Logic and Mirrorman decided to leave him alone.
Autphag has been largely quiet since then, but a few details have been revealed. Negi Smithfield has chosen to disavow himself of him after Autphag attempted to extort money from him. Autphag has been in and out of various mental institutions. He also tried to enrol in a course at a local community college, but he made the error of revealing to his college counsellor that he was planning to manufacture a highly toxic poison in his apartment in order to kill himself. This ended up with his home being raided by the police, and he was hospitalised again.
As a result of the police raid he lost the tenancy on his apartment, and he is now living with his parents near Edinburgh.
7f7d55 No.472
>>10All I knew of Moleman9000 was the Dirty Catcher in the Rye edit, which I thought was hilarious. Now I'm depressed.
7f7d55 No.474
>>461Some of this is lies.
7f7d55 No.475
>>474Some of it I know is true from personal experience. Some of it I heard 2nd hand. Feel free to correct anything you disagree with, Mr. Sprungfeld.
7f7d55 No.476
7f7d55 No.477
>>474The last two paragraphs were things I made up out of anger and a need for Mirrorman to fuck off.
7f7d55 No.481
>>477In that case, all you've done is proven yourself to be an unreliable witness. The last two paragraphs may very well be factual, who knows. You certainly can't be trusted to confirm or deny.
7f7d55 No.490
>>481I am the original source, so I believe I am more reliable than you.
7f7d55 No.491
>>481He's just proven that you'll take the regurgitator of gossip over the originator of, well, gossip. It's well understood that as a community, you gave up on integrity a long time ago; whatever sounds convincing and juicy, you'll bite that rod to be dragged up the upstream current like salmon.
Anyway the real reason Autphag's trolls had departed was how this kind of behaviour eventually merited their contempt for the board.
7f7d55 No.495
>>490I don't think so. You've already admitted you are a liar, how are we to know when you are telling the truth and when you are telling a lie? You can't be trusted, whether you are saying something, or denying the veracity of something you previously said.
>>491We are still here, and we have no particular contempt for the board.
7f7d55 No.521
>>336Plz leave the poor wizards alone. They are just old virgins who gave up on life and wanna be in peace.
7f7d55 No.525
>>424>>521
>Zoe Quinn obsessively googles herself until she finds her name mentioned on wizardchan
>Starts crying about being harassed and bullied because people were talking about her privatelySeveral months later…
>Wizardchan obsessively googles itself until it finds its name mentioned on /cow/
>Starts crying about being harassed and bullied because people were talking about them privatelyYou are basically on the same level as a narcissistic SJW attention whore for coming here just to whine about how we're somehow oppressing you.
Some wizards are alright, I've seen threads on boards like /wiz/ and /hob/ where people encourage each other to make constructive life choices. It's mostly /v9k/ that is a train wreck, and we will keep making fun of the people there until that changes.
7f7d55 No.537
>>521WIDF pls stop trying already.
7f7d55 No.542
>>525This is what I don't get about wizards. They spend all thier time online, they should know about the Streisand Effect and how to avoid trolling. SJWS I get because most of them are a bunch of idiot college hipsters who've only been on places like reddit and stuff. But you would think chanfags, even wizards, would realize that trying to fight back against "trolls" is stupid as shit.
7f7d55 No.543
>>336Just dropped by to say hello from wizardchan.
7f7d55 No.547
>>543MAGE, MAGE
TROUBLESOME SAGE
SCHEMING SINCE A WIZARD'S PAGE
READS HIS SPELLBOOKS DAY AND NIGHT
SQUEALS IF ONE HE CAN'T RECITE
PROMOTES A THOUSAND MAGICAL TERRORS
AND INSISTS THAT THEY ALL MAKE SKYRIM BETTER
EVENTUALLY IN LOVE HE FALLS
AND WEDS A WITCH WHO SWIPES HIS BALLS
SOON THIS PAIR OF EVIL SCUM
WILL BEAT THEIR STAVES AS IF ON DRUMS
AND TELL THEIR UNTRUE STORIES TOLD
ABOUT THE COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD
COARSE AND PUSHY
GREEDY AND TRITE
BEWARE THE MAGICAL PARASITE!
7f7d55 No.561
>>542If they were clever then they wouldn't spend their time on Wizardchan.
7f7d55 No.564
>>310What is this guy on about?
7f7d55 No.585
>>310Jesus Christ, this is not even funny, this guy needs to be in an institution for his own safety and those around him
7f7d55 No.586
>>310>>310Jesus Christ, this is not even funny, this guy needs to be in an institution for his own safety and those around him
7f7d55 No.618
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Jin, aka the One True Husband of Twilight Sparkle. The guy is quite infamous for insisting the spirit of the REAL Twilight Sparkle inhabits the body of his beat-up pony plushie, and goes on epic rampages against anyone who questions his statements. His initial claim to fame was going on a massive rant against a porn artist who depicted his "wife" in degrading positions and he's also well known for attacking anyone else who claims to love her. Even other spergs with pony waifus avoid him since all he does is rant about his Twilight obsession and their fetishy sex life, and criticize them for not living up to his "standards".
7f7d55 No.623
>>332Does anyone know what A-Log's been up to recently?
7f7d55 No.624
>>623He's trying to keep a low-profile nowadays
7f7d55 No.626
So I met A-log in real life at WSIA last year, right before he left. Ask me anything I guess
7f7d55 No.640
I actually know the guy blue who pretended to be Chrischans girlfriend. We play games and talk on skype every other day. The picture of blue on the wiki is wrong. Just recently we were talking about chrischan and how blue might have turned him into a woman, and blue went to the old IRC channel with his original tag and was banned instantly.
7f7d55 No.645
>>640What's he like now? Does he regret his cruelty?
7f7d55 No.706
Hail to the king, baby.
Jace Connors, AKA ParkourDude91Jace Connors is what you get when you cross spasm, Dudebro Cod player, and wannabe millitary faggot. Outside of being a closet Furry, and having a huge man crush on WWE superstar John Cena, Jace is pretty much one of those 12 year olds you find on counterstrike, but he's actually 24 years old.
His hobbies include video games, anime, and smoking weed. Video games is maybe the biggest focus due to his clan, Deagle Nation, who are pretty much just a bunch of Juggalos.
Many lols are had at his expense during his livestreams and when he releases more vlogs. He also is really easy to manipulate when it comes to anything involving the millitary, as seen when he was convinced to buy $100 worth of vegetable oil to stop nerve toxins in the case of a terrorist threat.
The most notable of Jace's hijinks, Operation Tupacalypse, is too fucking stupid to go into in a single post. Essentially, he sent one of his friends to fucking Israel in order to find Tupac, who he is convinced is still alive.
http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Operation_Tupacalypse 7f7d55 No.708
>>645From what I can tell, he mostly hangs out on voice acting forums posting shitty demo reels and auditioning for video games now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J835GRrpE4o 7f7d55 No.710
>>640Was he actually 13 at the time of the medallion incident? Or was that just something that the trolls made up so that they could accuse Chris of being a pedofork?
7f7d55 No.714
7f7d55 No.724
>>706that wiki is a lame ripoff of the CWCki, which is also shitty to begin with
7f7d55 No.736
Otaku_Brony83 is pretty self-explanatory. He makes v-log like videos about his cosplay or reviews. He loves Sentai and my little pony. Not much else is know, aside from the fact that in most videos he has the same facial expression and tone of voice. He has only made a few videos, but I see potential. What really made me post about him was this video he posted not to long ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4slF4aLHusHis Pinkie Pie cosplay, alot of reasons this peaked my interest, a late 20s early 30s man cosplaying as a pink girl pony, because he stated in the start of the video "I only showing this video to a select few" despite the fact he made it public.
7f7d55 No.747
7f7d55 No.975
>>311>Psychiatrist: Dr. Biever My sides!
7f7d55 No.976
>>6You forgot tom preston, Sammy, the one must not be called (Arthur bownes), Casey Deckard and who could forget the lead up to RWS, ADF.
7f7d55 No.1007
unknown autobot plz some one tell me if he is still thinks strippers care.
7f7d55 No.1008
>>1007I think he wised up a little bit but had to quit going to the strip club because he lost his job at wendys for looking at furry porn on his computer off hours.
For a while he was talking about making a return to the internet where he was going to tell stories as Anthos MKII, which is Anthos but with Pathfinder math somewhere. He can't afford a camera though and I think his old one died. Shame really.
7f7d55 No.1009
>>1007>>1008What's this with anthos and strippers?
I only remember him for the really spastic anti-troll videos.
7f7d55 No.1011
>>1009For a while there he went to this strip club and would dick around on his computer there. His favorite stripper was a girl named Taylor who liked to eat his money. He would always go on about how they would date soon and that she would let him watch her kids while she was at work.
It didn't work out.
Closest thing anthos has to a girlfriend now is this potato looking furry chick on FA that draws fan art of their fake kids.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bluetigress/ 7f7d55 No.1020
>>1011
>Friendzond by a fat furry nigger.Ow.
7f7d55 No.1098
whats timbox up to
7f7d55 No.1125
>>309>cryokinesisshouldn't that be tele-cryosis or something?
7f7d55 No.1132
>>1098He is going to make an epic animated adventure about Lee Lee, friend of Dee Dee, who is Dexter's sister from Dexter's Laboratory!
7f7d55 No.1134
Should someone make a Johnofe profile, or do we not wanna risk summoning him here?
7f7d55 No.2068
>>1134we need phil fish in here too
7f7d55 No.2069
>>2068oh my god i never really cared before but thats some robbay tier chimping
7f7d55 No.2299
Damn, Eyebrows got fat - "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" fat.
7f7d55 No.3116
>>327So… Any news about her?
She's the only one that seems to be lacking on this board.
7f7d55 No.3207
>>2068Phil Fish is the Prince Ali (PVCC member) of Gamergate.
7f7d55 No.3388
7f7d55 No.5897
>>5890
Did you mean to post that in the Jace thread?
7f7d55 No.6904
>>232You could probably sell it to those faggots on the CWCiki for a profit.
7f7d55 No.7104
>>525The wizards weren't talking about her. There was one thread with a total of ten posts, only two of which were talking shit about Quinn. The rest were some variation of "fuck off, we don't care." In addition to that, the picture of Zoe that the guy posted was named my_picture.jpg.
>>542They've got autism.
>>564>thinks hitler is still aliveHe'd be well over a hundred years old at this point. Even some of the batshit conspiracy theorists have admitted that Hitler is dead.
>>626What was his general behavior like?
7f7d55 No.7106
>>7104It's worth noting that IRC regular and Staten Island resident King Diamond hung out with Herr Logatto once. Went over to his house and watched Wrestlemania with him out of pity. Anthony, gracious host that he is, proceeded to share his mother/sister fapfics with his guest.
7f7d55 No.7261
tell me one more time why I should respect you Wizardchan?
7f7d55 No.7293
>>618/pone/ here, I remember when that first happened, basically every normalfag curled up into a ball and tried to convince themselves it was just a waifu.
(Keep in mind, the faggot is actually legally married to that thing)
7f7d55 No.7296
>>7293WARNING: LARGE LEVELS OF AUTISM DETECTED
7f7d55 No.7307
>>7296>>7295>>7296That's right, just, not on the tier of the lolcows that usually show here
7f7d55 No.7308
>>7307Why would you just reveal your power level on /cow/ like that?
7f7d55 No.7310
>>7307>posting ponies>"n-no really guys i'm not a lolcow!"I don't see you lasting long here…
7f7d55 No.7316
>>7308>>7310I'm still autistic (Plus I only posted in relevance to the lolcow being discussed) anyway, I just wanted to give you guys some heads up on that little faggot.
Notably, I remember the guy had an odd number of white knights for someone as insane as he was, to the point where they were banning discussion of it on a lot of normalfag sites.
7f7d55 No.7318
>>59I disagree all trannies are mentally ill are you telling me it's a common thing it's just dead end of genetics
7f7d55 No.7320
>>7316fuck off horse rapist
7f7d55 No.7322
7f7d55 No.7336
>>7322
> dat bottom right>>618I'm curious. How did he manage to get legally married to it? I thought that required, even in the most liberal of states, you know, sentience?
7f7d55 No.7337
>>7336Shit, question was supposed to be directed to
>>7293Damn you, whiskey!
7f7d55 No.7343
>>7106Oh dear God! If it's true, please tell me that there's a detailed account of King Diamond's visit with A-Log somewhere.
7f7d55 No.7346
>>7343Sadly, there is not. It was sometime in late 2012 that he talked about it. KD still frequents the IRC, though, and would probably share the information if asked about it.
7f7d55 No.7352
>>7337From what I know, he searched high and low until he found a chapel that would actually do it.
7f7d55 No.7359
Notorious GG autistic e-celeb who is currently trying to spam the board for his agenda to profit off of it.
Metamorphosis, or Benjamin, is a kike wanna-be /pol/lack for saying the SJWs and Space Jews have cooped the revolt. Gets in a hissy for being told to fuck off, so he's spamming threads to spread his ego. Now he's whining about being saged, seeing porn and not have anything sucking his speghetti.
Basically now a Jewish /pol/lack tripfag.
https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/168912.html (where he is getting his ass raped)
https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/169335.html (where he is getting porn'd)
Apperently, he's complaing about Hotwheels for making fun at him inb4 he tried to accuse him of censoring endo's e-celeb autism.
@endomorphosis
His Twitter in case you want to see the kike.
7f7d55 No.7421
http://mlm-ahuviya-harel-gq.deviantart.com/journal/Oregon-Or-A-gain-Yes-back-to-Oregon-502100632Looks like our old friend ADF is moving back to Portland. Seems Oakland is too expensive for him.
7f7d55 No.7432
>this thread
Holy fuck, I've always thought I had it bad, but this is on a whole different level.
7f7d55 No.8883
>>7352One of his internet friends (from Sweden lol) became an ordained minister and they held the ceremony over Skype.
http://imgur.com/gallery/nYGIq 7f7d55 No.8889
Thanks for providing motivation for not letting my life gutter out, /cow/.
7f7d55 No.8897
>>59we can safely say trannies are not normal
7f7d55 No.9453
>>7318There is a difference between making fun of people with problems who deserve it and people with problems who don't /pol/.
7f7d55 No.12649
>>59shut the fuck up, you god damned tranny lover
7f7d55 No.12894
>>358Likewise. Pretty hard too.
7f7d55 No.12980
The current lolcow index:
>>6 Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler)
>>8 Rika (Robert Wayne Stiles)
>>10 Moleman9000 (Gabriel Navarro)
>>309 Nick Bate (Nickalaus Stoutzenberger)
>>327 Pixyteri (Sarah Guilbeaux)
>>330 Negi Smithfield
>>332 A-Log (Anthony Logatto)
>>334 Zoojay (Jonathan Niehaus)
>>336 Wizardchan
>>461 Autphag (Chris Gillon)
>>618 Jin
>>706 ParkourDude91 (Jace Conners)
>>736 Otaku_Brony83
>>7359 Endomorphosis (Benjamin)
7f7d55 No.13013
>>12980For the benefit of the board let me clarify:
Negi Smithfield's real name is Travis Westphall (which I'm sure you all knew, but I just want to ascertain that newcomers also know this).
Factual inaccuracies in that article of mine are mostly confined to the last two paragrpahs, again just to reiterate from posts by anons earlier. Travis had fallen out with me over a successful extortion attempt (£70 over Western Union), because his dad was trying to imply that I was exploiting him. At this I became rather dismayed and fairly irate, mostly because I didn't expect him to be financially cucked by his dad of all people; I felt it was a breach of the confidentiality I thought I had established with Travis. I'm then to find out he libelled me the day after which he keeps denying to this day, saying he 'doesn't remember' how it happene. We still speak and are on close terms thanks to my attempt to reslavage our friendship.
Not much actually really happened in July. I can't remember if my inspecific instruction of 'make something up to Mirrorman' was what had resulted in this drivel being circulated.
7f7d55 No.13021
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>>59Hate to break it to you, but Robb is far from being alone in his delusions.
7f7d55 No.13106
>>13021Actually that one is not that aesthetically unpleasing. Might have been cuter as a boy, but meh. I do think that's the reason for a lot of the violent homophobia in the world. They feel the devil is out to tempt them. In Rikas case though, it's not that anyone hates him for being a Tranny. It's that he's a bad person who purposely spreads and will stab anyone in the back who tries to help him. It's like a nazi claiming that we hate him becaus he's for socialized medicine. It's like a a crazy white man running around in a burka in France while waving a machete and claiming we all hate him because we're islamaphobes. Only instead of Arabs facepalming we get trannies facepalming. In the bright side Rika will never follow through on his kidnapping or assault plans, so the worst he's done is give. Old men herpes. He's the least effective terrorist ever.
7f7d55 No.13154
>>13106>Actually that one is not that aesthetically unpleasing.Manly features and a terrible nose piercing. It's bad but not Robb bad. Still, the same delusion of being beautiful and everyone hating you for being hot and not because you're a mentally ill obnoxious little shit exists.
7f7d55 No.15067
>>1125no retard
kinesis is movement
cryo is cold
cold movement
7f7d55 No.15069
whether or not hes still relevant, we need a sammyclassicsonicfan entry
probably a golden knight too
7f7d55 No.15086
>>15069There was a Sammy thread a while ago.
As of Golden Knight, I don't know
7f7d55 No.15090
>>15086like an entry on this list, not a thread
7f7d55 No.15336
>>6I think this whole pepper spray thing marks the end of a lolcow. Chris is just going to end up in a tard home.
7f7d55 No.15375
>>10I hate that this shit is gone from the internet. Hurr they're autistic be nice to them. No fuck em', autistic or not, if you don't want people to make fun of you don't put yourself in the limelight.
7f7d55 No.15392
>>242The denizens of CWCiki are just as autistic as he is. There sheer amount of information they have about his life is scary in its own way.
7f7d55 No.15396
>>259Are you implying that the Episode 1 game wasn't great, that Episode 1 Racer wasn't great, Jedi Power Battles, Clone Wars,etc?
7f7d55 No.15430
>>586He needs to be in fucking prison.
7f7d55 No.15432
>>309>>310Alright, I am legitimately disturbed. This sick fuck needs a bullet in his skull before he hurts anybody.
7f7d55 No.15734
>>310I am almost consittering creating a twatter acct just to follow this his sperg-outs
>>461Addendum by namefagger
>>13013 7f7d55 No.16036
Holy shit, this board is like /soc/ but with people who need to be in a mental institution.
You guys are just as autistic for being so obsessed with these people.
7f7d55 No.16047
What is this spasm I keep hearing about?
7f7d55 No.16055
>>16047autism/aspergers/aspie world filter
7f7d55 No.16072
>>736God damn, you can tell by that stammering speech that this dude is a fucking sperg and judging by those figurines probably a pedophile.
7f7d55 No.16088
>>15734Spend time reading his tweets.. I am completly dumbfounded. I lol, then be sad.. lol sad lol sad..
>>310he has another livejournal now:
http://kydontexist.livejournal.com/ 7f7d55 No.16092
>>16088And an ask.fm acct: which I see alot of you already found, but for the lazy:
http://ask.fm/NickBate 7f7d55 No.16098
>>7261>"Also the girls mentioned in this thread are 11-12 years old. Girls start experimenting at age 13 or so, so it's not that weird. I don't think there's nothing particularly wrong with that. In fact I'd say it's even more weird and harmful for a man in his 20s to be a virgin because of all the emotional baggage and rejection that would imply (in my case at least)Jesus fucking Christ. So it's apparently okay for these guys to molest children just because they were rejected by women their own age.
This sick fuck is actually rationalizing the he is somehow the victim.
7f7d55 No.16268
>>7261That last one has to be fake.
I am legitimately disturbed by this. I think I'm done with the internet for today.
7f7d55 No.17107
>>309>>310I want to take a baseball bat and knock that motherfucker's teeth in. Jesus those cavities will haunt my dreams.
7f7d55 No.17207
>>8this is sadly halarious
7f7d55 No.17510
7f7d55 No.17513
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>>310Have you brushed your teeth today, /cow/?
(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC) 7f7d55 No.17552
7f7d55 No.17568
>>17513Speaking of lolcows.
>>>/pone/ 7f7d55 No.18068
>>59>hey, not cool to mock and condemn an entire group of people based on the actions of one member of that groupWhat if I happened to notice the general tranny is pretty fucking insane?
7f7d55 No.18240
>no MadThad
I know he's not ongoing but damn is he a classic.
7f7d55 No.18308
>>18240He was an odd sort of lolcow in that no one really felt motivated to troll him, just watch him shine on as the crazy motherfucker he was.
Also what's the deal with the fat Sperg Maoist Jew with the naruto obsession? I don't know the guy's name.
7f7d55 No.18335
>>18308ADF isn't a Jew, nor is he much of a communist insofar as he doesn't understand what that means because he has managed to fall short of the nigger-tier intelligence required to absorb Marxist dogma. To him it's all imagery, motifs and artifice.
Allegedly transgender, he was one of the first Philadelphia-based ones to be devotedly stalked, although most of his early trolls were classic troll-shielding types, who had maintained a completely uninteresting wiki on him (ADFki, now since down). He has been exiled from every communist clique that he had deigned to associate with. He had made the exodus to Portland and then somewhere south of that (can't remember exactly, if a kind connoisseur could shed light on that, feel free) only to return to the former as of late.
The only really notable things about him are his obsessive creepiness over those men he had homoerotically romanticized over (one of whom wasn't even actually a man). His pseudo-transgenderism in and of itself is fairly tame given how unseriously he takes it beyond its political nature (as every other tranny really, but they're at least sociopathic enough to feign dysphoria on an aesthetically convincing level).
His ranking on the lolcow taxonomy is dubious given his relative dormancy over the last 2 years.
7f7d55 No.18359
>>18335to translate
>adf was too stupid to grasp politics or religion and eventually fucked off the net. 7f7d55 No.18547
Ok, I dont post here usually, but I was on da (deviantart) and found this person who was in the DA chatroom as a 'bisexual transsexual female'
http://aceotaku.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24They're doing a 'remake' of sonichu, but not in a mean way, like they're actually being serious and just want to improve the art or something
but their art is on par with chrischans, and it reminds me ochrischans in style
http://aceotaku.deviantart.com/art/Kira-OC-155738174?q=gallery%3AAceotaku%2F24465231&qo=27 7f7d55 No.18550
>>18547oh and if you go into their favs, they like exactly the same stuff chris likes
equestria girls, southpark, tomboys, pokemon,dbz, sonic the HADG HAWG
iono is it just a coincidence?
7f7d55 No.19574
>>18550possibly, those are pretty common interests for people who end up like him. clinging obsessively onto what they've enjoyed in their childhood and such things.
but the tomboys don't fit into that, so it's possible
7f7d55 No.20196
>>18550At his age isn't he more likely to be a Simpsons fan?
7f7d55 No.20348
>>348So basically, literal retards even worse than /r9k/ fags. Like
>>423>>7261Fucking christ someone hospitalize these sick fucks
7f7d55 No.20612
>>423Wizards confuse and scare me. I'm a pretty shy person in real life, but every once in a while I'll actually respond to persistent enough woman or men hitting on me. To make it to 30 without so much as a date must require a special kind of autism. The kind that has you collecting rats as friends or dressing up in a Japanese motorcross suite with the number 1 on the back. Unless you also happen to be deformed or crippled, but even then there is hope. If you write poetry or run a website.
7f7d55 No.21095
Where's Buckley?
7f7d55 No.21268
>>334Did anyone have J-house's songs?
7f7d55 No.21270
7f7d55 No.21814
>>332Ok, why just six inches?
7f7d55 No.21829
>>21814because in real life his dick is 4 inches, so 6 must be MASSIVE
also forgot to mention his mom is pretty bangable to this day which is prob where his milf complex comes from.
7f7d55 No.22022
>>11>he declared that TV Tropes didn't really belong to its admin and owner as much as it did to tropersWhat's so crazy about this? The admin going absolutely batshit insane and trying dictate everything (He wanted to rename "When Am I" to "getting a time stich" and everyone said it was a bad idea because it made no fucking sense and the original title was self explanatory, so he deleted the discussion thread, used admin tools to automatically move it and rename every single reference on the wiki, creating alphabetized pages and broken sentences, then proclaimed line of dialog names banned and they all needed to be renamed) was easily just as responsible as SJWs launching on for killing it (seriously, "FastEddie" could produce loads of drama if targeted).
7f7d55 No.22149
>>332>The irony is that A-Log shares a lot of similarities to Chris, such as >being an adult that is obsessed with cartoons>and still living with his mom.Should I not be doing those things?
7f7d55 No.22266
>>218294 flacid on a cold day? Surely they had communal showers in highschool.
7f7d55 No.22355
Eyy, to anyone wondering about all the verbose posts in the Peter threads stating that he and the wife are real, some people in IRC think it's a Britbong who ran away over stupid shit a few days ago. Just make insults about Farm Sim 2013 and trannies or something, they might react.
7f7d55 No.23636
>>22355A moment ago PsychicFish: chance of it being a realdoll are about zero, but that doesn't seem to stop anyone coming up with crazy theories about how he's the best makeup artist ever
PsychicFish: @ Ivan Komarov, i dunno, ask him maybe? i'm sure if you stopped trying so hard and actually engaged him as a human, you might get some answers on the more boring stuff
3 minutes ago Ivan Komarov: Also, why does he consistantly censor the same place in several pics?
A moment ago PsychicFish: @ Ivan Komarov, because I didn't discount the marriage certificate, and her passport, and researched her family, and it all checks out
Fucking called it.
7f7d55 No.23728
>>23636
>psychicfishit would be a foxdick fag wouldnt it
7f7d55 No.24001
>>7261 That's beta as fuck.
God damn nerds.
7f7d55 No.24998
The doll's talking.
7f7d55 No.25021
>>24001WE NEED A LOLCOW DATING SIM
IMAGINE TRYING TO MAKE PIXYTERI TAKE A FUCKING BATH
PETER WILL ONLY FUCK YOU IF YOU USE MAKEUP TO LOOK LIKE A DOLL
CHRIS CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE OF HIS BENT DUCK
7f7d55 No.25315
>>25021I thought she actually did bath but smelled from hair straightning chemical products and dyes to make her look more Asian and her mom was just a crazy bitch.
She's obsessed with Japan and the Japanese take bathing really serious.
She just won't wash her hair and it probably smells like the inside of an African American barber shop.
In b4 racist. My dads got African hair and went through a phase where he tried to make himself look more white. Smelled like burnt ass.
7f7d55 No.25563
>>22022He got permanently banned from Wikipedia over wanting to add more pages for Sonic characters and then giving every admin that responded severe death threats.
He also got permabanned from Deviantart while having a paid account because he reported people too much. He managed to report that often.
He isn't what it looks at first glance.
7f7d55 No.25577
>>22022It goes a little bit beyond him believing that a website is only as good as the organic community culture that springs from the userbase and actually trying to (somehow) lead an insurrection to take control of the site from FastEddie.
7f7d55 No.25581
>>22022You can find the owner of site tyrannical and autistic as fuck, that's fine. Like, moot, everybody knows he's a faggot. But at the end of the day, the site belongs to the faggot who runs it, no amount of bitching will change that. No website admin obligated to host shit they don't want to. Sure you can call them a faggot about it and I'd probably agree, but just don't post on the site and go to a different site. What mole did, starting a petition/hate club on DeviantArt to try and get FastEddy ousted even though FastEddy or anyone would probably never see it though is autistic as fuck. At the end of the day, it's just the internet, but Moleman treats it like real life where mean website admins are the equivalent of ISIS. Besides, it's not like TV Tropes isn't a stupid idea in the first place and a cesspool of autism. Who cares if the admins piss in an ocean of piss?
7f7d55 No.25667
>>25581 i actually like tvtropes, its pretty useful for finding out about things
but yeah you bring up some valid points
7f7d55 No.26484
>>25667Tvtropes has been co-opted by SJW's and they removed all the cocks they found "problematic" which was most of the interesting shit on there.
Either find the pastebin archives of the old site or I think the old crew from tvtrops set up a new site. Can't remember it's name though.
Also no surprise now they are SJW they are e-begging with some bullshit kickstarter that made them a fortune.
7f7d55 No.26668
I'm glad ulililia will never be a complete wizard. He's such a cool guy
7f7d55 No.26877
>>390That should give you an idea about how much of a joke is an English degree
7f7d55 No.27775
>>390Well without talent virtually any degree is worthless. I know a lot of unemployed people with MBAs and archetrcture degrees. The only degree that pretty much guarantees employment is one in teaching. What does that tell you about education?
A degree is only a piece of paper which certifies that you know how to do something. Not that you are particularly talented at it.
7f7d55 No.29164
>>27775That very much depends on the degree. If you get a degree in a decent STEM field, your employment is practically guaranteed, and unfortunately no, a teaching degree does not guarantee employment, take it from someone from a teaching family. Besides a "guaranteed" income from teaching isn't much, it really is something you have to do because you love it.
A degree in something like English or god forbid Women's/Queer Studies is hardly worth the paper it's printed on. It says you went to college and probably spent most of your time sitting on your ass, smoking weed and bitching about privilege. Now, there's nothing inherently wrong with sitting on your ass getting high, but it's not generally something people get paid to do unless they're committing welfare fraud.
True that someone can scrape by and manage to get a degree by getting lucky on exams such that their degree is impressive but they're generally mediocre at what they do, but in the fields where your degree is going to be worth the most, you can't bullshit results. If a women's studies major came in and tried to lecture to me about, say, the mechanism of action of serotonin, she'd be laughed out of the room, because two sentences in and it'd be obvious that she's utterly stumped. She has nothing to say on the subject because she hasn't put in the time and effort to learn a meaningful trade. She's learned critical theory, which is essentially a way of saying she's graduated with a degree in working at Starbuck's until she's embarrassingly old and having to go back to school once she wises up to the fact that you can't make a profession out of being an internet complainer if you're too late to the Patreon/Kickstarter "hipster welfare" bandwagon. Some degrees require actual skill and dedication to even be an option.
7f7d55 No.29385
>>29164An English major may become an author or move on to journalism. It's not as if it's a woman's studies degree. It's a classic. Problem is not everyone is cut out to write the great American novel. Have some respect for the classics. Degrees in english exist for a reason. It's not the professors fault that half the class doesn't take it seriously or simply isn't cut out for it. It's like football. Not everyone who plays in college is going to make the nfl. That doesn't mean its not a valid objective.
7f7d55 No.29495
>>29385I'm not trying to disrespect the English degree as a legitimate field of study, my grandpa taught college-level English for decades and he was the coolest guy I can even think of. It's not that the degree itself is bad, it's that the market is glutted with English majors. Unfortunately all the English majors I've met outside of my own family have all been the textbook definition of hipsters, and all of them actively hated their degree and seemed like they were getting it just because it was something to do. Certainly someone could become an author having obtained an English degree, but authors seldom make much, and books are only rarely such breakout successes that they garner media attention. Even then, only a fraction of those books are more than a form of entertainment. The best-selling book in the past few years, Fifty Shades of Grey, was originally pornographic Twilight fanfiction. As for journalism, a critical look at modern journalism will show that it's just the second age of yellow journalism, plain and simple. Read Ryan Holiday's
Trust Me, I'm Lying if you want a great insight into it, it's quality stuff.
It's a shame, too, since writing and being able to communicate an idea eloquently is a timeless skill that's valid in essentially any field worth anything. A significant portion of a chemistry student's grade is being able to write a proper lab report. If you can't do that, you're up shit creek without a paddle; you can work all day long, but if you have nothing to show for it, you may as well have never done it at all. It's just that an English degree in today's job market is so bland that it's on par with getting a degree in business. It's a glorified high school diploma. I wish things could be different, it's not the fault of the field itself, but it's the way it's played out. As more and more kids go to college and figure "Hey, I can get a degree about just reading some books and pulling an essay out of my ass if I get lazy teachers!," the degree becomes worth less and less and less.
7f7d55 No.29804
>>29495Ok to be fair my sister is a journalist who specifically got her degree in magazine journalism. She could just has easily went down the english degree field and become an author instead and she actually has the talent for it. Which is why she managed to get into the field in the first place. Which is exactly my point. Journalism studies is full of hipsters who wind up with nothing more than self published blogs full of conspiracy theories. Do you think everyone in her class went on to work for major magazine after major magazine and then freelance for them? You don't even get a byline in most of the publications until you are freelance. Some get stuck at the staff level and then somehow become unemployable. Either due to being awful or burnt bridges. If you can burn your bridges and still write you are either very good or your name is Gavin McInnes.*
My girlfriends a double major in microbiology and chemistry. What percentage of her class do you suppose will go on to earn their doctorates or even work in the pharmaceutical industry?
It's just like with sports. Not everyone can be a winner and not everyone who plays even takes it that seriously. That doesn't mean it can't be a valid path to success.
Think of every steroided meathead jock you've ever met. Even at the highschool level the world is full of them. Hell I knew kids in middle school who's parents were pushing them onto the shit. Everyone thinking their kid would be the next Joe Montana or whatever. Does this lower your respect for real athletes who made it? I've studied martial arts for half my life and really cringed when mma took off. The people who got involved… Up the street from me is a school that's run by a guy with only 10 years of experience in martial arts and five of them were in "American bushido". First he advertised it as teaching karate - kung fu, but I you asked him the name of a move in Japanese or chinese hed tell you "we speak American" Pure meathead. He yells out stuff like "tiger stance" and his students put their legs real close together and raise their wrists up while sparing. It was hilarious. He ordered savate sparing gear. Savate sparing boots. I think he literally had no idea what he was ordering for the class. He just bought stuff he thought looked cool. I got the hell out of there. It was good for a laugh but someone was going to get seriously hurt.
That's what I imagine your grandfather feels like, but there is hope. Hipsters are starting to flock towards philosophy over english and I'm certain this mma phase will go the way of boxing and more of a gentlemens blood sport. I could make a lolcow thread about that guy, but that would mean having to interact with him more. I might even be able to convince him to make an instructional video.
Funniest part was how he kept telling me how fast I was but that I had no power. Im a fatass. I was pulling all my punches. I'm 250 pounds. If I put my weight behind and followed through I'd hurt them. One guy was like 60. I'm not fucking up grandpa.
*I would have said Hunter S, but truth be told he was a terrible journalist. No integrity. Great author though. Kind of like Jack Kerouac.
7f7d55 No.30090
>>29804>My girlfriends a double major in microbiology and chemistry. What percentage of her class do you suppose will go on to earn their doctorates or even work in the pharmaceutical industry?You really want to know? A considerable number of them will go on to do exactly that. Some people do get degrees in that and then go into something totally unrelated, but someone who's just farting around doesn't just waltz right into a lab for shits and giggles and just shrug their way through a course on biochemistry. I would love to see some hipster jerkoff try and shrug his way through learning the Krebs cycle, I mean it, it should be a comedy series, I'd watch it every week.
I guess all I'm saying is that it's true that a lot of fields are unfortunately not given the respect they deserve, but not all degrees are created equal. For degrees that require a significant amount of time and personal investment, far more than sitting on your ass and using daddy's credit cart to see you through four years of intellectual masturbation, those graduates have the rare opportunity and many incentives to go into either their respective fields or some other STEM field now that they have the background for it. If you have that opportunity, unless something else that's absurdly lucrative in some form or other comes along, you'll probably take it. Working from 9 to 5 at a lab every day sounds way more fun than working at Starbucks, wishing I could tell people how to check their privilege properly.
7f7d55 No.30105
>>29804Tex you are 1/8 of a ton and a kike defender. Get outta heah.
7f7d55 No.30299
>>75>About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman!>penetrating the labiaHe… he really has no idea about female anatomy does he?
7f7d55 No.30874
>>30105Friendly reminder that BeefyGoblin will do almost anything to get laid.
7f7d55 No.31633
Just wanted to stop by and say congratulations, /cow/, on becoming 8chan's fifth full-grown board.
7f7d55 No.31646
Today has been fucking magical
I love all of you
7f7d55 No.32080
;_;
7f7d55 No.32278
>>336Wait, what? Am I reading this right? Copypaste was a Wizardchan admin? As in, OUR Copypaste?
7f7d55 No.32302
>>32278 yup. he was exocommunicated for being somewhat human and screwing a broad
7f7d55 No.32998
>>32302Hotwheels lost his virginity to a succubus and lived to tell about it.
7f7d55 No.33237
>>32278Copypaste got laid and thus crushed the collective worldview of the wizards, so they cast him out into the cold wilderness where found a homeless /cow/-tan and shalom the cow. Next thing you know, we gangsta now.
7f7d55 No.33317
>>724>lame ripoff of the cwckiWhy do nullbots get so asshurt over the slightest mention of gamerfood wiki? Even if though it stopped getting updated forever ago it's still a thousand times better than the no fun allowed actual cwcki clone jace wiki null runs
7f7d55 No.33524
>>309>Nickalaus StoutzenbergerThis guy is Amish.
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7f7d55 No.37481
Safe space adds in my cow?
It's more likely than you think.
7f7d55 No.37863
what's the status on this shithead?
7f7d55 No.37940
>>37863He moved from Oakland to Portland because he sucks at being homeless and it was too expensive to stay in Oakland apparently.
He spent all the money on his dick mutilation surgery on a pair of boots.
He says he has no money yet has posted numerous tattoos in the past few months
He doesn't know how to ride a bike, yet he walks around with one and acts like a pompous bike rider.
He is now trans-latinx. He says he is latin, and doesn't have to speak spanish. While his name is also hebrew because he used to be trans-hebrew/jewish. Now he's saying it's the spanish spelling of a hebrew name.
7f7d55 No.37999
>>37940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c82MxbQlwkFar as I know, this is the most recent video he's been in.
7f7d55 No.38087
>>37999Too bad he wised up and took down his tumblr. This guy could have been bigger than Chris-chan if he kept making videos.
7f7d55 No.38662
>>7261because I was the one who created that image? :^)
7f7d55 No.38846
>>7261The one positive thing to come from Wizardchan was our Lord and Savior Hotwheels, but just like how Jesus came from Israel and Israel has been a clusterfuck, Hotwheels came from Wizardchan, and Wizardchan is a clusterfuck.
But I'm biased; I don't buy into the notion that most of what's called degeneracy is more than people making dumb decisions, but I have always maintained that NEETs are, as a general rule, horrible people. Unless you're disabled, taking care of a severely disabled family member, or genuinely looking for work/training/etc, if you have the opportunity to do something with your life and you instead spend it being a hikki, you're an asshole. At least they know they're mentally ill.
tl;dr remove potion
7f7d55 No.38861
>>38846Please define "do something with your life."
7f7d55 No.38916
Hey guys, completely new to /cow/, I'm just passing through here and would like to have something answered real quick:
Do you guys know about John Sakars? If yes, did you "evaluate" him for lolcow status and what was the result? If no, would you consider evaluating him? Video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lbTsFGi7aoHe's done a lot of cringeworthy shit
7f7d55 No.39014
>>38916
it's almost at the end of the catalog by now, but we have a thread here >>9592
7f7d55 No.39057
>>39014Is this the only thread in /cow/ history about him? I take it this community has been around for quite some time already, and didn't start on 8chan
7f7d55 No.39814
>>38846Israel is a beautiful wreck.
7f7d55 No.40334
I have to ask
Is this for real? or is somenone impersonathing Chris Chan?
7f7d55 No.40386
>>40334marvin says it is. though he never posts proof how he knows something is legit. from him its always "its real cuz i say it is"
7f7d55 No.40405
>>40386To be fair, there are probably sources he's careful against potentially outing. He could, just not say anything and make us wait a couple years until a bunch of logs or whatever get dropped and we go "Oh, I guess that really did happen, back then". Eh.
7f7d55 No.40812
>>40334That boys got a strange turn of phrase.
7f7d55 No.41268
>>38861Anything but 24/7 consumption is more productive than the majority of Wizardchan's browsers. Hell, even if you were to be a hobo, at least you'd be out.
7f7d55 No.41343
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Just see the filename.
I'd like nothing better than to know that even Chris Chan had a happy future.
7f7d55 No.41762
>>41343Chris Chandler isn't particularly bad looking as it is. It's just he's unfit as fuck, carries a great deal of overweight and looks like he's dressed by his own grandmother. And he's not short either.
He would have been a sick cunt if he didn't have Sonichu. He even looks like he'd easily build some muscle.
7f7d55 No.41793
>>41762He never had any chance at being physically fit due to the state of low muscle tone commonly found with autism.
I'm talking about muscle tone by biological terms of course rather than the gym terms. If you look at any photo of Chris (including the OP one in this very thread), you can see how limp Chris's body is all the time. He could build up a bit of raw physical strength to compensate, but he'd always be in that tired state.
7f7d55 No.41799
>>41762lol no.
99% of people can pass if they aren't in shit shape, he has the estrogen of a woman though, not to mention people with ASD tend to rarely be athletic though there is at least one exception I can think of and even then after years of lifting he looks like a first year faggot.
As for not short, I thought he was 5'10 or some shit, that's not tall.
7f7d55 No.41803
>>417995'10'' is pretty average for Caucasian males.
7f7d55 No.41811
>>41803>5'10'' is pretty average for Caucasian males.Still a manlet, if you're not 6'4 and 240lbs lean you are a beta manlet.
7f7d55 No.41815
>>41811>honestly dumbfounded as to whether that's serious or notThis is a Wizardchan-tier conception of the height heirarchy. There's a far higher frequency of 5'10
males than 6'4 ones, unless you surround yourself with naturally-'roided freaks with abnormally high HGH and T levels.
7f7d55 No.41816
>>41815Italics were unintentional, blame formatting system.
7f7d55 No.41819
>>41815>T levels having a positive correlation with heightI have news for you buddy, it's inverse for males.
7f7d55 No.41821
>>41819I thought T wasn't nearly as important a factor as growth hormone though?
7f7d55 No.41831
>>41821You're right, HGH is the major factor when it comes to height but there is an inverse correlation between T levels during puberty and height iirc.
The 6'4 thing was just an old lifting meme though, that shit goes back ages.
7f7d55 No.42303
>>41793isn't this only in specific muscles eg fine motor control difficulties?
7f7d55 No.42320
>>41793Lol, no. Autism is often associated with adhd and the ability to go between rigid and limp quickly is important in sport.
Some people with autism have difficulties with fine motor reflex, and some do not. I do not know which camp Chris actually falls into, as his parents didn't exactly push sports on him.
7f7d55 No.42360
>>42303Hypotonia affects all muscles. That's why autistics like Chris have speech impediments.
>>42320I don't think you quite understand what I was getting at.
And Chris obviously has problems with motor skills, it's visible to the naked eye in any of his videos.
7f7d55 No.42409
>>310Of every lolcows I have seen, Nick Bate is by far the most repugnant and despicable. It's not even really funny anymore, this man is an abomination and I struggle to even look at him as human.
7f7d55 No.42412
>>42369This kid has an IQ of 129.
How the fuck can he not see why this is retarded?
7f7d55 No.42414
>>42412gonna need sauce on that
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7f7d55 No.43040
>>41793>He never had any chance at being physically fit due to the state of low muscle tone commonly found with autism.Could you elaborate on that?
Are you saying that persons diagnosed with autism also have PHYSICAL impairments directly caused by the disease?
7f7d55 No.43142
>>43040Well duh, the brain directly governs how muscles move.
7f7d55 No.43152
>>75I can't get over how he capitalizes washing himself as though it was some somber and holy ancient ritual.
7f7d55 No.43177
Guys,I don't wanna be le ebin good guy here but reading all of these for the first time after finding /cow/ through the doll affair…
Does anyone else feel kinda bad for some of these people? The ones with serious mental disabilities that could have been cured but didn't for some reason. They're still absolutely disgusting semi-human trash but still it's not entirely their fault it feels like.
7f7d55 No.43180
>>43177We are pretty human here unlicke the edgelord over at /baphomet/.
7f7d55 No.43279
>>43177Having empathy doesn't make you a white knight fag. It's only an issue if you use it to try and shame trolls for daring to be impolite on the internet.
7f7d55 No.43283
>>43177Calling them semi human is overestimating humanity. Look around you.
7f7d55 No.44152
>>7261This is one of the most sickening kinds of shit i've seen on the internet, and this is coming from a dude who's
unfazed by gore.
7f7d55 No.44192
>>7261What a bunch of fucking freaks.
7f7d55 No.44197
>>7261I don't get why people are reacting in such a weird way to this. Of course these people are mentally ill, hell I struggle with some demons as a result of living a life 80% devoid of human contact, but to me they're more pitiable than they are pariahs. Well, I also empathized with Elliot a bit after reading his manifesto, not so much because I agreed with him but because I understood how his mind could warp reality in the way that it did, so maybe my input on these things is not the most normal.
7f7d55 No.44232
>>38846Jesus was a faggot, and about as real as Peter Coffin's Asian girlfriend.
Ain't nobody that can ever touch the glorious Hotwheels
PRAISE BE TO HOTWHEELSDEATH TO HIS ENEMIESDEATH TO THE WEST 7f7d55 No.44249
I was reading that Gawker article about Jace Connors and Brianna Wu and I was thinking, "Of course I know he's a man with serious mental issues."
"And Jace is kind of crazy as well."
RIMSHOT
http://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34 7f7d55 No.44477
>>41343Whoa…
So this is how he sees himself. It all makes sense now.
7f7d55 No.44478
>>417995 foot ten is neither tall nor short. It's average. He's of average height and average intelligence. His looks would be average if not for his diet.
He's just average as fuck.
7f7d55 No.44493
>>44478>average intelligenceIf full blown retard is what passes for average intelligence in America then you people are truly fucked.
7f7d55 No.44530
>>44493Homogenized Eurosoc types don't understand precisely what circumstances have yielded the
appearance of retardation in Chris-chan, so let me explicate it for you:
- Junk culture
- Junk diet
- Junk fat causing high estrogen levels (women are, behaviourally speaking, children too)
- Junk everything
His parents, being of middle-class standing, were not once questioned of their neglect for it's something the social work bureaucracy assumes could never do wrong.
Another factor is intelligence profile in autistics. Processing speed and verbal is markedly reduced. General intellect, problem solving skills and perceptual reasoning are conspicuously elevated. It's how fast and slick you are that most people initially
see of course, but anyone who's read into the condition can appreciate an autist's latent intelligence by looking past that.
7f7d55 No.44537
7f7d55 No.44714
>>44530In Chris' case general intellect, problem solving skills and perceptual reasoning are all rather poor. Let's not forget that he flunked most of his classes at school. It took him six years to finish a two year college course. He's got no pattern recognition, only after years of trolling has he had the sense not to respond directly to trolls (and he still gets trolled) and he's currently facing a jail sentence because he thought a GameStop employee was threatening him, so his solution was to mace him. Not to mention that he narrowly avoided jail after having run over Michael Snyder for much the same reason.
People don't think Chris is retarded purely because of what he says. People think Chris is retarded because he
is retarded.
7f7d55 No.44749
>>44714Exactly.
Chris could've been functionally average if instead of being raised by clueless Borb, he'd been given intensive therapy and other fixing measures. Which is rather sad.
The real important difference which marks the difference between regular retardation and Chris is that Chris is just only barely capable of interacting with the mainstream world, or else he wouldn't be on the internet in the first place.
7f7d55 No.44782
>>44714Academic performance is largely determined by verbal rather than general intelligence in every subject except maths and maybe a few sciences. If I recall, Chris-chan didn't do terrily in his maths classes.
In any case, autists tend to lag behind general intellectual expectations in academia. Anxiety and depression caused by unfamiliar environment is partly to blame (but not the whole story, and I'm not making excuses for them, because the rest of the reason is pretty telling). The rest on the systematizing, monotrough nature of Aspie knowledge acquisition. If something is out of an Aspie's reference frame, especially if that reference frame is narrow enough, he'll just reject its usefulness out of hand. The inventor of BitTorrent described that as his relationship with school, which he himself was failing.
In other words, everything outside of their spergery bores them too much.
Also pattern recognition in social situations is governed by different factors to pattern recognition in symbolic, abstract relations on paper. Even autists of higher intellect completely fail in the latter owing to an inability to contextualise information appropriately. You're again conflating the two.
People think Chris is retarded owing to a mixture of their misunderstanding of psychiatry and popular reinforcement. Maybe not so much as a result of failing to appreciate that there's more to him than poor speech ability, but it's certainly due to people merely
saying he is half the time, which is then parroted by casual observers.
7f7d55 No.44821
>>44782>should be 'former' not 'latter' in second para* 7f7d55 No.44834
>>44782> If I recall, Chris-chan didn't do terribly in his maths classes.He didn't get above a 'C', and he's demonstrated elsewhere his inability to do simple arithmetic, thus explaining his crippling debt. He didn't do particularly well in Science either.
>everything outside of their spergery bores them too much.Failed at art too and that certainly didn't bore him. His degree took him six years and this was a subject that, theoretically, interested him.
>Also pattern recognition in social situations is governed by different factors to pattern recognition in symbolic, abstract relations on paper. Even autists of higher intellect completely fail in the latter owing to an inability to contextualise information appropriately. You're again conflating the two.Doesn't matter. He's demonstrated complete inability to recognise a pattern in either case.
>People think Chris is retarded owing to a mixture of their misunderstanding of psychiatry and popular reinforcementYou're over-analysing. People don't need to understand psychiatry to understand that an idiot is an idiot. Your point is essentially that Chris' intellect manifests itself in ways other than the most readily apparent. My counter is that we've seen many facets to Chris and from this concluded that he is very mentally impaired. We can't state that he's retarded to a medical certainty without some kind of test, in fact he's probably not medically retarded. But he's certainly not of average intelligence like yourself and the previous anon have stated.
7f7d55 No.44839
>>44530Woman are children too. He should know. He touched one once.
7f7d55 No.45287
>>44834>He didn't get above a 'C',His one C though, was in a relatively difficult mainstream non-remedial class of Trig 12, if I remember. Which brings me to my next point,
>and he's demonstrated elsewhere his inability to do simple arithmetic,Has no correlation with general intellect. Blacks do better in arithmetic than Whites, and they're certainly not smarter.
>He didn't do particularly well in Science either.I know nothing of his Science performance. My impression is that he did few classes in any science other than a couple in child development, which is all sociological codswollop anyway.
>Failed at art too and that certainly didn't bore him.Pitfall number 4: you assume an Aspie's interests correlate to their talents. I can tell you, they rarely do. Most spergs I've encountered have been utter shit at their interests. That doesn't mean they are without aptitude, just that they won't cultivate latent aptitude into anything more if they're bored by what they're good at. It's a major curse of Aspie's obsessive nature.
>theoretically, interested him. Even neurotypicals remark half the time how formal education has managed to render what was once their pet-love hobby into a dreary nightmare.
> He's demonstrated complete inability to recognise a pattern in either case. You are not a proctor and have only witnessed his ability to fail in recognizing patterns in situations where he was never motivated to, formally or informally.
> People don't need to understand psychiatry to understand that an idiot is an idiot.No, they just use their confirmation bias to force-fit that he is, apparently.
>My counter is that we've seen many facets to ChrisYou've misconstrued many facets to this, which is your previous claim is myopic.
> We can't state that he's retarded to a medical certainty without some kind of testSo only now you admit that you're full of shit. And what if Chris is tested with a Weschler and Raven matrix, and scores full-scale about low-90-something, and in the latter in the mid-100s, as I suspect he is? What will you say then? I believe, in the day that comes, a massive thank you is in order.
7f7d55 No.45296
>>7359hahahahaha holy shit
I actually know this guy. Well kinda.
At one time I used to be involved in leftist politics, and though that was a long time ago, I kept some SJW friends on shillbook to monitor their degeneracy.
There's one especially faggy anarcho-feminist SJW from Occupy Tampa I keep tabs on, and I always see this guy pop into his threads to argue with them.
It's kind of like Alien vs. Predator- entertaining, but kinda sad. The feminists are extremely annoying and self-righteous as fuck, but Benjamin, although he tries to be 'the voice of reason' is so smug and self-absorbed he plays right into their hands.
His name is Benjamin Barber.
7f7d55 No.45329
>>45296here's some hot herp on derp action
7f7d55 No.45358
>>45287>His one C though, was in a relatively difficult mainstream non-remedial class of Trig 12, if I remember. One class, out of how many again?
>Has no correlation with general intellect. Blacks do better in arithmetic than Whites, and they're certainly not smarter.You literally just said that maths and science are the only subject areas where performance is defined by general intellect. I'm not even going to address that second part, that belongs on /pol/.
>I know nothing of his Science performance.And yet you felt the need to talk shit about it anyway
>Even neurotypicals remark half the time how formal education has managed to render what was once their pet-love hobby into a dreary nightmare.Because they're hard work. Chris has never worked hard at anything in his life, ever. His inability to be good at anything, even things that interest him, stem from his stupidity and laziness. Two years ago people over at foxdick were marvelling at his inability to even play Pokemon properly.
>No, they just use their confirmation bias to force-fit that he is, apparentlyCommon sense = confirmation bias apparently
>You are not a proctor and have only witnessed his ability to fail in recognizing patterns in situations where he was never motivated to, formally or informally.He's never been motivated to do anything. I assessed the available evidence.
>So only now you admit that you're full of shit.I'm not the one prone to doublethink.
>And what if Chris is tested with a Weschler and Raven matrix, and scores full-scale about low-90-something, and in the latter in the mid-100s, as I suspect he is? What will you say then?What if pigs learn to fly?
7f7d55 No.45404
>>45358>>45358CWC is an obvious perfect storm of coddled child with mental disabilities. Having a parent whose only job has been to milk his disability for "in home care" welfare payments as a state-subsidized nurse turned him into the creature he is.
That's all there is to it. Intellect isn't gifted at birth, it's carefully trained and developed from an early age.
7f7d55 No.45407
>>45358>One class, out of how many again?The important thing being
this was the only class he ever did that was an important demonstration of his general intellect. That he did poorly in verbally-demanding classes, or rote-memory demanding lower-mathematics classes, he otherwise did is irrelevant.
>You literally just said that maths and science are the only subject areas where performance is defined by general intellect. I'm not even going to address that second part, that belongs on /pol/. It's as my old mathematics teacher said: arithmetic isn't math.
Back in the old O-Levels, mathematics and arithmetic were seperate subjects for this very reason. The latter is merely rote memory.
>And yet you felt the need to talk shit about it anyway.I wasn't claiming to have special information though, I was just speculating about what I knew that could be construed as a "science" (however vaguely), but nobody knows about that, so I'm hardly special in this regard here.
> His inability to be good at anything, even things that interest him, stem from his stupidity and lazinessYour arguments about the former have been fairly unconvincing.
>Common sense = confirmation bias apparentlyIt is when you use experiential wisening as a surrogate for common sense.
>He's never been motivated to do anything. I assessed the available evidence.I've assessed the available evidence both primary to him, and secondarily via. further autism reading. You've not bothered giving it contextual analysis owing to your lack of immersion in the secondary evidence.
>I'm not the one prone to doublethink. Oh I see. One of those 'enlightened' wankers. I see debating with you was a waste of time then.
>hat if pigs learn to fly?It'll come sooner than you being anointed as his personal proctor.
>>45404>trained at an early ageBullshit. 0.8 hereditary score (meaning only 20% can be explained by factors of culture) doesn't lie.
7f7d55 No.45432
>>45407>TL;DR bunch of bullshit that nobody cares aboutLook, are you a sperg? Is that what this is?
I know you're eager to prove your intellect by writing giant walls of text about how Chris isn't really dumb because 'contextual secondary evidence' and all sorts of other science-y/pseudo-science-y crap that no one cares about, but you're deluding yourself. Perhaps you feel you have something to prove because otherwise Chris makes you autistics look bad but his stupidity isn't up for debate. The fact that you bend over backwards to prove this, to the point that you often present contradictory ideas ('His environment prevents him from demonstrating his true intellect' 'Intellect has little to do with environment') suggests some insecurity on your part.
Chris' stupidity really shouldn't be up for debate. If you think it is, I encourage you to spend some time with him. Interact with him. I'm sure they have visitors day at whatever prison he'll likely be going to.
7f7d55 No.45434
>>45407Hey Autphag, how's things? You should go to bed man, don't you have college in the morning?
>>45432>PrisonChris isn't going to prison.
7f7d55 No.45446
>>45434Prison, jail, same thing.
7f7d55 No.45447
>>45432They were hardly giant text walls my good man. I felt I was being pretty succinct if anything, actually.
I'm not terribly insecure about my own intelligence or for that matter, the shortcomings therein. I'm distinctly mediocre. I have no reason to feel some sort of elitist complex given that I'm hardly Cambridge material.
I defend Chris-chan because he reminds me of me a little, and he's one of my own; it's as simple as a brother, as the negroids call eachother, chipping in.
I don't see there being any contradiction in these rules. Environmental responses would be dictated by genetic factors as well as innate intellectual development. Both have a heritability score. Aspies are known for their hightened sympathomimetic response, which 'freezes' them, causing brain-fog.
Chris' stupidity is up for plenty of debate. Who knows how much better he would've turned out if Borb hasn't raised him; intellect still has culturally mediative factor.
7f7d55 No.45456
>>45447>Who knows how much better he would've turned out if Borb hasn't raised him>Borb>what if questionfoxdickfarms are that way my friend →
7f7d55 No.45907
>>332I hate to say this, but… that's actually not a bad picture of him. He's by no means a looker but it feels so weird to see a semi-professional looking photo of him where he looks like a respectable human being.
7f7d55 No.45996
>>45456Don't get me started on foxdicks man. All those posts like "Chris could've been an astronaut/next Einstein/Mr. Universe with proper parenting!" What a bunch of jokers. Again, Chris could've been completely run-of-the-mill average with long, extensive, expensive therapy - and that sort of fixing is only superficial really, Chris would still be Chris.
7f7d55 No.46042
>>45996Well, he could've turned out less Chris-chan. How bad are his developmental deficits anyway? Somebody ever leak medical records of him?
7f7d55 No.46134
>>45996To be fair Einstein had problems. Man was so ADD that he'd leave his house without pants. That's not a good look.
Given different parents and the Internet he probably would have wound up a cow.
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7f7d55 No.46230
>>45996I really think such questions are pointless. The fact is that he had the parents he's got and the upbringing he's got. You might as well spend the time you'd waste wondering about how he'd be different with a different upbringing and such on something more productive, like jerking off.
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7f7d55 No.46416
>>46230Is this something you do for cash
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7f7d55 No.48184
Watching the Christorical documentary makes me feel bad for the kid…
Little 5-year old Chris Chandler shit his pants and did nothing to deserve this. It's just the way the cookie crumbled that turned him into this…thing. He's barely human. He's a cartoon.
That kid needed a mom and dad, not a Snorlax and a Grand Wizard.
But he grew into one of the greatest spectacles in internet history, mostly because he didn't have the willpower capacity or fortitude to fix it for himself.
It makes me sad.
7f7d55 No.48293
>>48184Is it a legit documentary?
7f7d55 No.48336
>>48184for a high-school project, its fairly polished and well-made
a few blips here and there but not a monstrosity of a work
it puts all the videos in one place
7f7d55 No.48344
>>48336If i'm a newcomer on deviantart, can anyone tell me how to avoid being a lolcow?
7f7d55 No.48447
>>48344>If i'm a newcomer on deviantart, can anyone tell me how to avoid being a lolcow?1. Delete your account
2. Do not open a new account
3. Carry on with your life and never speak of this again
Easy!
7f7d55 No.48495
>>48447Fair enough.
>>48351That was just a hypothetical question.
7f7d55 No.48889
>>44477Well, I don't know about that.
I made that picture.
The idea was to show that even Chris Chan could be 'beautified'.
And if Chris Chan can be 'beautified', then perhaps any other person can, as well.
7f7d55 No.49409
>>25581> What mole did, starting a petition/hate club on DeviantArt to try and get FastEddy ousted even though FastEddy or anyone would probably never see it Now THAT is what it should say.
7f7d55 No.52292
>>329Fuck you, I'd still plow her ass and feet.
7f7d55 No.53192
>>52292take your faggotry to /pt/
7f7d55 No.53277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is so funny
7f7d55 No.53702
>>345Anime loli doesn't even look human, they probably just want to fuck a cartoon that will say cute and loving things to them.
Or they're massively fucked up, I don't know.
7f7d55 No.53779
>>53702They look like naked children to me. Perhaps I'm not the connoisseur of child porn that you are.
They are all sick. That's what I'm saying.
7f7d55 No.53792
Hey is anyone else having trouble loading cow?
7f7d55 No.54310
>>344I used to do this at University at the height of my social anxiety phase. I was scared to meet people if I went outside my room.
I'm better now though.
7f7d55 No.54335
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What, no sammy?
7f7d55 No.54353
>>44782It's not that Aspies are bored by school, as much as many school assignments aren't straightforward, and require mind reading what the teacher expects from something like an essay. They're putting someone with an impaired theory of mind in a situation that requires it. After failing such tasks repeatedly many Aspies just give up, and learn little from school as they're in a constantly stressful environment.
It also has to do with how special ed teachers, from my experience as someone with Asperger's, only point out the negative behavior of students, and expect them to know what they did wrong. This leads to punishment feeling like it's handed out at random, and contributes to a sense of fear and helplessness.
I just recently started overcoming the psychological damage from being put in a constantly stressful environment with anti-anxiety pills. It was so bad my body kept remembering what happened. Late for an appointment, that's like being late for school so you go into a full panic because you were taught being late equaled humiliation and terror. I wish I was exaggerating this, when day after day you get threatened with detention because you can't make your body perform to get up in the morning. Let's just say it resulted in a lot of dissociating from the constant fatigue I was in from exhaustion. Have you seen the film Brazil? It's like when the tortured guy can't take anymore and start singing about Brazil.
That's why Aspies hate school, it's little to no benefit, and a lot of lacking reward.
7f7d55 No.54359
>>54353>asspie on a board dedicated to laughing at asspiesI think its time we, as a site come out the closet on our supposed neurotypicalness.
7f7d55 No.54427
I have other deficiencies. I'm actually pretty far from autistic, in that I have no problem reading faces and tone. I'm sure a lot of users can say the same. Though not the trolls. Those guys are as autistic as A-log.
7f7d55 No.54942
>>347What's wrong with a theatre or drama degree? It highlights how people interact and the study of how to mimic… very useful skill to have friend.
7f7d55 No.55040
>>54942But not one that will get you a job. Unless you plan to be an actor. In which case it's all about talent.
7f7d55 No.55376
>>461>This ended up with his home being raided by the policeThis is why we need a Libertarian utopia
7f7d55 No.55446
>>48344Make no Recolors
No sonic/furry/pony/homosuck/etc. art
No Anime characters
No Fan pics
No Shipping
No journal entries
Don't comment on cringe art, no matter how bad it is, you only end up promoting the shit
Don't comment "thanks for the favorite" if someone faves your image
Don't add friends just for having more friends
Don't add stamps or hotlink images whatsoever on your page
If you follow these, the cancerous slippery slope won't find you
7f7d55 No.55764
>>55376*eherm*
My home was
not raided by the police. This is retard-bait a man with a 92-IQ, Negi Sprinfield, managed to deceive Mirrorman with, proving incontrovertibly that the latter is profoundly retarded.
See my caveat post, it's up there somewhere, scroll and you'll eventually get to it.
7f7d55 No.55801
>>461>Einstein had X mental disorder!>Einstein was left-handed!>Not made up by people with that disorder to feel better about themselvesThe only mental disorder I would think describes Einstein is predisposition to schizophrenia
7f7d55 No.55883
>>55801A schizo doesn't explain the whole leaving the house without pants.
7f7d55 No.55888
>>55801Why are you referencing my io? I wouldn't disagree. Schizophrenia's a very Jewish disease.
The neurodiversitards co-opted his identity into the cause because there's a real dearth of otherwise-successful academic autistics, other than Grandin, who btw is a literal retard, getting <70-IQ score, giving us reason to believe it was just affirmative action, or whatever Canada's equivalent is, that battering-rammed her through the system.
To elaborate more on her, and by implication neurodiversity's, suspect motives, the 'hugbox' invention is offensive enough – being a literal allusion to the translation of the concept of the 'goyim'; think about why she had adapted her cow-wrangling invention to be used on autists, folks – that I doubt she could've thought of it on her own.
One other time, Grandin was seen accepting a bribe from the Lubevich Chabad – some red convertible – to desist from reporting their kosher abbatoir practices, which contravene animal welfare standards. Doesn't sound like someone of integrity to me; sounds even more like she might be one of them.
Kykes have been trying to infiltrate autism (fuck, they've invented the concept, so its falseness is fully available to question) just as they've been insinuating themselves in every other niche they could possibly breach into, since they had been exiled from the first of the 109 nations they had been expelled from to date; their
own.
I really didn't want to have to go into legacy Autphag material here, but hey, at least it's not an incomprehensible word salad.
7f7d55 No.55890
>>55888>been exiledShould be 'ran in exile'*
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7f7d55 No.57062
>>55446I know i'm not that good at art, which is why I'm holding off on it (until I get good).
I always thought recolors were garbage, never liked sonic, never really cared for furry/pony stuff, and normally held disdain for homestuck, and gave no fucks about Anime.
7f7d55 No.57064
>>55446Fan pics, shipping, that stuff never really mattered to me.
As for journal entries, why not?
I avoid cringe art like the plague, I don't add stamps/hotlink images on my page, and I don't do those other things.
7f7d55 No.57517
>>55888
>at least it's not an incomprehensible word salad.well….
7f7d55 No.57521
>>57517Okay, so you disagree. That's fine! I'm not going to take offense to a dissenting opinion, but I'd like to state that I did make a conscious effort not to go on a pretentious, tangent-marred ramble.
7f7d55 No.57611
>>57521Forget the fact you failed
You had to make an effort?
7f7d55 No.57663
>>57521that picture was to indicate that you made a decent effort but it still went a tad off the rails
diff ids because phones
7f7d55 No.58409
>>53779Censored is absolutely worthless to non pedos.
7f7d55 No.61643
>>336apparently now if you don't spend at least 16 hours a day watching anime in a kimono you are not a real wizard.
7f7d55 No.62170
>>336So if not for selling his ass to old men Rob might qualify?
7f7d55 No.62182
>>55890Why do the crazy ones always blame the Jews? All those conspiracy theories.
7f7d55 No.62223
>>62182Yeah, you might find this hard to believe but I'm relatively sane compared to most, and even in absolute terms seeing as I haven't had a relapse in 9 months or so.
It really isn't that hard to connect any given movement or phenomenon to the Jews, because out of anyone who could be attributed to such, there only has to be one. You just pick a name (can be any), look for dirt on them (guilt by association is being as Jewish as any overt Jew would be), and then try to weave a fabric out of semi-plausable connections to other movements that have even more overt Jewish connections.
It can be a very synthetic process with no insanity required, such that even a fucking robotic, rote-automaton like me can engage in conspiracy theorism.
7f7d55 No.62238
>>62223You can do the same thing with numbers. You look for a number that has special meaning to you and you will see it everywhere.
It doesn't excuse the scapegoating, which just makes any truth you uncover seem less plausible. You'll become the boy who cried Jew, when you discover an actual Israeli plot. Not that its likely to happen, but neither are wolf attacks.
7f7d55 No.64988
>>59>trannies>sanityThe fuck you on about nigger
7f7d55 No.65676
>What model of doll is this?
Are there really a few autists left here that still believe there is a fucking doll involved?
You guys are pathetic, you couldn't tell that Jace was an obvious troll and now you're still continuing with this absurd bullshit about Ashleigh being a fucking sex doll.
I really hope you're trolling or just acting retarded for your sake. If you really believe this then I shudder to think how you behave in the real world and what the people around you must think of you.
Ab-so-lutely fucking sad.
7f7d55 No.65692
>>65676>Ab-so-lutely fucking sad.I bet you are, Pete.
7f7d55 No.65820
>>41762This. I have a friend that may be just a tad bit slimmer than CWC, but is otherwise physically similar to him.
It's all in personality, man. The guy gets the girl he aims for every time, though he is a hothead and sort of freaks you out from time to time. Successful nonetheless.
Autism is a bitch.
7f7d55 No.65992
>>65676are you really still posting your cringeworthy OC oozing with butthurt
7f7d55 No.66111
>>65676hi psychicfish how is being a fatass with dyed hair treating you
7f7d55 No.67067
Friendly Reminder:The real Chris Chan
7f7d55 No.67119
>>67067I wonder what Liquid is doing nowadays.
7f7d55 No.67121
>>67119Supposedly doing midnight McDonalds runs for Kacey.
7f7d55 No.67470
>>67121Oh yeah, I forgot about that. What a pussywhipped little faggot.
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7f7d55 No.69012
>>68907Supposedly Kacey's got liquid's balls in a handbasket, to the point where she makes him get up at midnights to get her a McFlurry.
7f7d55 No.69119
>>69012She has one of those voices where if she tells you to do something, you do it just to avoid hearing her complain. Chris sure dodged a bullet on that one.
7f7d55 No.70476
>>55040Mm, there are uses for it in certain circles, but not so handy for if you plan on being legit…
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7f7d55 No.70488
>>68907I remember reading this. Kacey is addicted to McFlurries, to the point that she has to have one at least once a day. So she makes Liquid take her to McDonald's to get a McFlurry, no matter what time of day it is. It could be 3AM and she'd make him get up and take him to McDonald's to get a McFlurry. Also, there's a McDonald's like, five minutes away from where they live but Kacey doesn't want to get her McFlurries from there because she's under the delusion that the local McFlurries are of an inferior quality. So she makes Liquid drive to the McDonald's that's much further away.
He agrees to do all of this because he's got a severe inferiority complex due to his withered arm and thinks that if he left her he'd never be able to find anyone else.
7f7d55 No.70589
>>70488You know, given the choice between being alone and being with a screeching harpy, I think I'd take solitude any day of the week.
7f7d55 No.71640
>>7293I don't think they offer legal marriage to inanimate objects yet.He probably just had a fake made at some vanity site.
7f7d55 No.71832
>>71640The republicans warned us about this.
7f7d55 No.72248
7f7d55 No.72910
oh god, i was just talking to this guy on where else? deviantart, and he was talking about how neckbeards are actually not that bad, and how only leftist bigots and pro-gamergate
think it looks bad
and he makes a comic where his self-insert looks like the human andrew dobson in the comics, exept with a neckbeard
he is like dobby's more autistic little brother
http://kyrtuck.deviantart.com/art/Abortion-better-than-infantcide-414388130 7f7d55 No.72912
>>72910example if his master artistic , and this is him bawwing over a IRL thing that happened
7f7d55 No.72915
he is also a loveshy and made his own "original" comic
he never even mentions his ahem…inspiration
7f7d55 No.72918
oh god, he is also a brony
and this guy seems wayyyy too invested in these comics if he is a troll
7f7d55 No.72923
he may very well be every lolcow combined
behold, sonic fan characters
7f7d55 No.72930
i'm looking through his favourites
look who he is a huge fan of
i can't stop cringing,even if he is a troll
7f7d55 No.72962
>>13021>time to put on my ANGRY EYEBROWS 7f7d55 No.73379
WHY NO PAMPERCHU/CANCERCHU???????????????!!??????????????
7f7d55 No.73699
7f7d55 No.73732
>>73697Nigga, you had best be trolling.
7f7d55 No.73965
>>73697Bet you wish you could delete your post now
7f7d55 No.74332
7f7d55 No.74407
>>346Meth, and lot's of it. I'd imagine also poor dental hygiene. I'm also basing this off of being from GA where there are a lot of meth heads.
7f7d55 No.76128
>>309>>310I look at this guy and for some fucking reason he reminds me of willy pete from Empowered.
Maybe is cause he's disturbing like that.
7f7d55 No.76292
7f7d55 No.76908
>>12980Remember kids, no matter what life throws at you, no matter how hard you hit rock bottom, you will never live in the hopeless abyss that is these people's daily reality. How's that for motivation?
Just keep milking.
7f7d55 No.76911
>>15067tele-cryosis works too
tele is far or distance
so "distance freezing"
7f7d55 No.77059
>>76911>tele-cryosis works tooIf you're retarded.
7f7d55 No.77773
wew
7f7d55 No.77788
>>77777
7f7d55 No.77817
Just how is it cool to bully someone? Isn't this counter productive to the whole "Where society is trying to head" thing?
Is it still going to be cool when someone kills themselves or others?
7f7d55 No.77821
>>77817Obvious Whiteknight is obvious.
We never suffer from Troll's Remorse plz go
7f7d55 No.77868
>>77817The average person doesn't treat the internet like they treat real life. They can lead double lives.
We go to work, we go to bars, we live our lives, and then we come back to POWER.
If anyone winds up dead because of what we do, we will continue to go about our normal lives, but deep down, we'll be FUCKING PROUD. Because if that happens, then we will know exactly how much powerful we are.
7f7d55 No.77871
>>77773Sup you Kansas City faggot?
7f7d55 No.79265
when are people just gonna give up and admit they wanna fuck Chris
like, there are better ways to fuck a guy than convincing him to do vaguely sexual, scatological shit with a toy
7f7d55 No.79652
>>67067what happened to him is anyone knows?
7f7d55 No.79654
>>77817the faggot is just trolling himself, it would be sin If we wouldn't troll him
7f7d55 No.79883
>>77817>"Where society is trying to head"Directly off a cliff into moral heartrot and fiscal and material disaster?
7f7d55 No.80193
>>13106What about the people he claims to have raped?
7f7d55 No.80195
>>77817If Hitler and Stalin had been trolled to death it would have saved a lot of innocent lives.
7f7d55 No.80606
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt. Collector of LOLCOWS Extrodanaire. This dude wants to be friends with all cows. Even Nick Bate. He recently started a forum for Anti Bullying
http://bullyingsupport.sonichu.org/Bullyingsupport/index.phpIt's kinda small now but still kinda fun cause he basically gets bullied on his own forum.
7f7d55 No.80895
>>80606This is that fat faggot who snitched to Chris that the SEGA letter was fake. Not surprised to see he's as autistic as I imagined.
7f7d55 No.81253
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>>80895Dude only wants Chris-chan's attention and respect.
7f7d55 No.84388
>>61Every tranny ive ever known has had massive mental problems. I've never met a single well adjusted one that doesnt make life harder for itself.
7f7d55 No.84470
>>7261Wouldn't this be against the Wizardchan rules now? Not for pedo cocks, but for "non-neutral social interactions"?
7f7d55 No.85131
JustinRPG, Pamperchu
Pls add them
7f7d55 No.86761
7f7d55 No.87008
>>32278like 90% of everyone on the internet is a furry or incel or something
this board is an exercise in running from the sickness that's inside all of us
7f7d55 No.87212
>>32278I think he was like the founder.
7f7d55 No.87311
>>87212No he was not a founder. He became admin/owner after the first guy decided to bitch out but he only ran it for about 6 months before that tube-bodied bitch stole his sweet little virginity and he had to step down.
7f7d55 No.87648
7f7d55 No.87650
>>309Eeeugh, jesus christ, thank god i'm nothing like nick bate. living a day as him would've been a fate worse than death.
7f7d55 No.89260
>>89038
>Be an actual virgin>permabanned from wizardchanMeanwhile you are free to cause all the mayem you want, dose guys lost any symathy I had for them.
7f7d55 No.89390
>>89260Wow my phone is so small I didn't even saw anything wrong.
those*, and sympathy*
7f7d55 No.89923
So, what will we do for april fools day?
7f7d55 No.89925
Does rebornica counted as a lolcow?
7f7d55 No.90008
>>89925> rebornicahas anyone attempted to milk her?
her tumblr is annoying as fuck. completely obsessed with five nights at freddies and her stupid fucking headcanons/ocs.
outside outside of those things, which are really kind of run of the mill fandom bullshitery/ tumblr sjw stuff, I dont know if she'd be cow material.
http://rebornica.tumblr.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aUAcADCVpY 7f7d55 No.90130
>>363Ronnie, the comic character at least, is straight up a wizard.
7f7d55 No.90538
>>90130I'd fuck Ronnie if he showered beforehand
7f7d55 No.91175
>>84388I've actually fucked a few and didn't notice any obvious mental issues. I imagine the lack of validation makes the unfuckable ones go haywire.
Basically, the ones who can pass as girls run off into obscurity and never look back. You won't find a lot of 'successful' cases that want to be identified as a 'tranny'.
7f7d55 No.91177
>>91175The technically minded ones tend to get on hormones at an early age, and generally take good care of themselves. They tend to look like girls, pretty much, and tend to own a lot of guns and synths. Guns because of an elevated murder rate and synths because self-expression is in maximum overdrive. Doctors, programmers etc.
The ones who don't self-advocate early turn out A LOT weirder. You don't have to wait for an outburst; you can just see it dripping off them. Uggos, too.
7f7d55 No.91453
>>91353This is of course even better when you realize he isn't married and he's talking about a chick that hates him and he has previously planned to murder.
7f7d55 No.91482
>>91353>>tfw you've been online for so long that this isn't the first time that you've seen someone talking about butt-to-butt poop-swapping in a sexual manner.Fuck my life.
7f7d55 No.91492
7f7d55 No.92743
7f7d55 No.93872
>>7261This is fucking disgusting. I think anyone that prefaces anything with an "I'm not a pedo BUT" is already one or dangerously close to becoming one. Even the f/a/ggots that fap to loli manga don't have this attitude and just accept their degenerate nature. Deep inside, those wizards know they are pedos.
And Tom Cruise posting over there? He's right.
7f7d55 No.94028
>>93872But what if someone underage likes it and sets course for intercourse?
7f7d55 No.94047
>>94028Well if the person that intercourse is set on is mentally handicapped then you could feasibly send either or both of them to jail. I think being a pedophile is a mental handicap. So I move that we burn both parties at the stake.
7f7d55 No.94069
>>94047Even if a 12 year old girl said you were cute then got on your lap and started slowly moving her hips back and forth?
7f7d55 No.94115
>>94069Same thing I'd do if a particularly ugly man got on my lap and did that. Try to politely remove the child from my lap with as little of a scene as possible. Only more quickly as in this case it's also immoral.
7f7d55 No.94165
>>94069i'd tell her to knock that shit off
jesus christ anon "she wanted it" is not an excuse for fucking children
7f7d55 No.94190
>>94069I don't like kids so I wouldn't get turned on
7f7d55 No.94205
>>94190What If it was a 15 year old who looked 21 but was mentally handicapped?
7f7d55 No.94363
>>93872spoiler no one can consent to anything free will is a myth romance is indistinguishable from grooming the only moral choice is to fuck your dead cat
7f7d55 No.94372
>>94115>>94165>>94190/cow/ - incapable of erotic role play.
What are we going to do on the bed? Nothing.
7f7d55 No.94427
>>94372If you have to pretend the girl you're with is a 12 year old to get it up, you might be a pedo.
7f7d55 No.94493
7f7d55 No.94499
>>94493Or you have a weird 1980s fetish. The era when adult girls dressed up as little girls. I suppose it would be easier to find a girl with a daddy fetish than a girl who's into dressing up as 1980's Madonna on purpose.
7f7d55 No.94510
>>75>my vagina of my soulI was unaware the soul had genitals.
7f7d55 No.96498
>>75>Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!!This all goes back to the fact that he hates gay men, and even said that he would become a woman if he found out he was gay, so the conclusion is obvious.
7f7d55 No.97114
>>310Good christ, not even
gore could disgust me as much as this bastard.
7f7d55 No.97129
>>327Is she wearing a large diaper in this?
7f7d55 No.97836
>>7261That's a /jp/ copypasta.
7f7d55 No.98409
>>97836way to spoil everything
7f7d55 No.100123
Nyanners really should be added here
7f7d55 No.100208
>>100123
Nyanners isn't the lolcow, her pathetic beta orbiters are the lolcow
7f7d55 No.100731
>>45329
Holy fuck it's like watching two retarded legless 400lb monkeys slap fight each other
7f7d55 No.100814
>>358
She hits my chubby chaser switch hard
I might just actually have to consider it
7f7d55 No.100851
7f7d55 No.100869
>>100851
No such person, as such, exists.
Not even as a lolcow.
Using political motivation (P-Logic screaming that Autphag was an "evil fuck" to his Wizardchan acquaintances in private) as an impetus for, the inspiration driving, and the justification behind, making clandestine shitposts pretending to be his "detractors" when, let's face it, the set of arguments used against him were P-Log's retardation replicated verbatim (the confusion of his cocksucking eloquence, and argumentum ad populum grammatical fallacies – the truth-value for their correctness as based on the prevailing use of certain structures being just as retarded as a truth-value for their out-of-hand rejection based on these structure's illegitimacy, based once again on popularity – for genuine cognizance), spouted by those similarly afflicted by the Dunning-Kruger-esque ailment they decry of him, is about all that could be objectively noted of that pathetic tome.
The "details" about Autphag's endo-persona – only gleaned as a result of P-Logic rather sadistically noting the vulnerabilities of an individual he made active efforts to dehumanize (thus revealing the hypocrisy of his liberal-egalitarianism), only to opportunistically swoop upon him like the vulturous psychopath he's shown himself to be through his actions – are mostly secondary.
The arguments used to try and polemicise any intelligent behaviour as fake were ever-laughable, due to their self-unaware and ironically, self-descriptive nature, such as could be the only description of Autphag's "detractors," however inadvertent their objectivity might have been and then, only in the frame of the most idiotic narrative that had parameters set up to be religiously inarguable.
Though I would argue, it has nothing to do with any party being exceptionally retarded/intelligent (the latter especially has my rib-cage stiff with exhaustion after a while). There also exists an alternative hypothesis where it is the most mediocre who exhibit the greatest arrogance as a compensatory mechanism for their lack of distinction, ego and intelligence thus being parabolic. Retards can't really develop an ego, that's contingent on narcissism and not all cases of that concern confidence in ability, therefore standing as exceptions.
Psychicfish comes to mind as an example, coddled by the polytechnics to regard itself far more infinitely able than in actuality; he's not obviously retarded, but is dull enough in certain areas (numerous hilariously made circular fallacies, an inability to spell simple words like 'Mongol', and rather idiotic belief in contradictory genealogical theories behind White origins that are popular among the Guardian-guzzlers like its ilk) for it to show that any confidence he does exude is all fizzle and no bang.
7f7d55 No.101034
>>100869
if autphag doesn't exist then are you posting from beyond the grave
rip autphag a flight of assholes sing thee to thy rest
7f7d55 No.101046
>>101034
In a sense Y/N:
I spoke of myself in the third person past tense mostly to signify detachment from that persona.
Its creator lives on, living an assuredly reasonable life these days. I only wish that Rika could follow my example of reticence but alas, such is the nature of dysgenic Celtic idiocy. They always regress back to his mean, no matter how lucky the generation before that was in eschewing this trend.
7f7d55 No.101162
Someone needs to link the Fox dick faggots to this thread. 99 percent of the people over there seem to think an a-log is somebody who they disagree with or post something that they don't like.
7f7d55 No.101537
When your rep get's as bad as Chris-chan's, what could one do to bounce back?
7f7d55 No.102325
>>101537
Take roids and become a sick cunt
7f7d55 No.102430
>>102325
>chris gets even bigger titties because he didnt buy nolvaflex
>chris goes to jail for macing that gamestop employee
>chris becomes queen bee of his block, trading favors for sex
>meanwhile barb dies and the house is auctioned off
>after he gets out, becomes gay prostitute
>skyraider films himself fucking chris while yelling JULAY
it all cums full circle
7f7d55 No.102504
>>102430
Wait, tranny prostitue or buff prostitute?
Would you try to masturbate to it?
Would he have a feminine voice, would he become cute or at least Superjail security guard tier?
7f7d55 No.106099
Eh. While I'm very much a "boy dresses in blue and a girl dresses in pink" sort of person, the writer/artist of the strip doesn't seem to have much by way of milk available. SJW are annoying as fuck but this one seems to keep her fuckwittery within the SJW community, so I don't think she really qualifies as a lolcow. The strips are exploitable, granted, but the creator doesn't seem to have generated much by way of milk. SJW are annoying as fuck and anything that keeps them occupied elsewhere works for me. SJW wars are traumatic, not lulzy according to my experience.
7f7d55 No.106101
>>106099
Wep, sorry, wrong thread. Disregard this.
7f7d55 No.106536
Reading this thread I can safely say I'm a healthy, well-regulated person.
7f7d55 No.107963
>>106536
No you're not. If you were you wouldn't even be on 8chan :3
7f7d55 No.108589
>>358
>>358
>>358
>>358
>filename
someone explain please
7f7d55 No.108868
So many /cow/s! I don't know where to begin. I love this board.
7f7d55 No.109165
wANT cHRIS-cHAN DEAD I made a SWF for you A-Logs.
7f7d55 No.109412
anyone got any good Phantom Chris webms?
7f7d55 No.109674
>>7261
I actually feel bad for these guys. They feel like the only way to get happiness is from a child, someone who's innocent and won't judge them for stupid shit, but is still intelligent enough to play vidya and do things with them.
They don't even seem to care what society thinks. They're probably been rejected and shat on so many times that they've just given up. Someone like a child is basically everything happy that they could ever ask for, and combined with their sexual desires it's going to get a little weird. Of course, yes, there are children who are being hurt I guess, but people have conditioned them to be like this by shitting on them so much and now they're calling them the monsters, and hurting them even more for this.
Just like everything else, I feel there's really no good or bad sides to this. Just people suffering and messing up. It's pretty sad to see.
7f7d55 No.109743
>>109674
The ultimate irony being that half a legion of self-convinced equality warriors born into a narcissistic digital environment rarely see the reflection that their actions have upon others.
But remember,
"Making fun of strangers on the internet isn't nice and you shouldn't do it"
7f7d55 No.110039
So, is /cow/ some sort of hobby? I mean, you fags seem very dedicated about this. Typing long as fuck paragraphs, looking for even the tiniest bit of info, following with attention every move on the internet. I would even say that you are just as autistic as the lolcows themselves. Is it just something you do for fun during free time or are you faggots actually serious about this? Answer seems pretty obvious but some of the posts in this thread make it debatable.
7f7d55 No.110075
>>110039
No Shit Sherlcock; /cow/ resident being similar to autistic lolcows?
What's next?
Green and Red Apples being a different kind of fruit?
7f7d55 No.111008
^^^^^ stfu you salty ass nigger
7f7d55 No.111082
7f7d55 No.111194
>>109165
That was pretty bad.
Good job.
7f7d55 No.111885
>>110873
Nice Plum faggot. Point stands.
7f7d55 No.111927
>>330
The story of him giving pics of his micropenis originated in the ED Forums. He did that to get a user (Atomic Joe) banned. So he did, and Joe was banned for one (1) day and is now a mod. Every day after that, Ediots keep using that pic and the length of negi's dick as a joke. Plus, he's an insufferable christfag on Facebook, like DBoyWheeler.
On the forums, he's such an unbearable spergy weeb and nobody liked him. After that 'negi's dick' incident he posted his dick pics many more times, most of them without provocation at all. After being laughed at, he played that "I was just pretending to be retarded" card.
7f7d55 No.112335
>>94499
Sounds like there's probably considerable overlap.
7f7d55 No.114097
>ex tripfag from half chan
>got chased out after nudes leaked
>now spends 10 hours a day in r9k chat rooms
>reverse weeaboo (wishes he was white trash)
>got a girl from /FA/ to actually kill herself
>heroin addict and has OD on camera
> boasts that he's hot shit in /fa/ but actually is pretty poorly dressed
Acslaterlol on YouTube for some cringe fodder
7f7d55 No.114137
>>114097
>got a girl from /FA/ to actually kill herself
wait. Slater is responsible for Blah killing herself?
7f7d55 No.114346
>>114137
(sorry about my English!) They said it to lolcow.farm but it's filled with batshit sjw bitches so I'm not 100% convinced
I read that he and two other tripfags encouraged her on. I haven't seen caps about it
Looking for the original OD video as well as other deleted vids since the tripfriend wiki is dead.
7f7d55 No.114922
this is a really creepy thread/place to learn about weird things. BUT it also makes me humble and realize some things about myself.
7f7d55 No.117691
7f7d55 No.118258
http://lovebugone-o-one.deviantart.com/
Angry weeaboo on period 24/7. Extra pissy for the last few days because shes been ratted out for stealing someone else's 3d model and won't give credit when credit is due.
7f7d55 No.118925
I've heard news about Bui, some autistic foot and paw fetishist furfag who spams /vp/ on halfchan. Recently he's been raiding the Playtonic Games twitter because he not only see's Yooka-Laylee as an inferior clone of Banjo-Kazooie, but because he wants someone to write him a foot fetish fanfic about Yooka. He's been seen in the past raging over Pokemon on /vp/, specifically on how the paws and feet of Pokemon aren't "realistic enough" for him to jerk off to. He also stole someone's online alias so he could pretend to be them just because he thought they were cool, apparently. Overall he's a smug, condescending, narcissistic fuck who might be a very good lolcow if he's not one already; take a look at this shit:
>[21:41:42] —: Will you cease all spam attacks on PlayTonic and Twitter when you'll get your fanfic? yes or no?
>[21:44:55] Bui: what?
>[21:45:16] —: Hi, Yavga from the Playtonic forums here
>[21:45:26] —: I was wondering about your spam attacks
>[21:45:45] —: You'll get your Fanfic and you'll cease all attacks?
>[21:46:00] Bui: I never said anything like that
>[21:46:04] —: ah… bummer
>[21:46:30] —: anyway, are you behind the twitter bots or not. Is there anything we can do to make you stop?
>[21:47:25] —: Like, whatever you want? I do really not know why you are so intent on spamming :P
>[21:47:37] Bui: I already told your friend
>[21:47:54] —: I have no idea what you are talking about, what did you tell him?
>[21:48:10] Bui: ask him, like the same way you asked for my Skype name (^:
>[21:48:22] —: Nah, found it on /v/ chan
>[21:48:36] —: just a quick search
>[21:48:50] Bui: the fug is a `/v/ chan`
>[21:49:09] —: Idunno, isn't that the name of the rat hole?
>[21:49:41] —: I don't know poo-poo, just that I want to have a nice community without… spam?
>[21:49:47] —: so be reasonable
>[21:49:52] —: what will you ask?
>[21:50:27] Bui: I have no business with shitty game fanboys
>[21:50:54] —: Well, why not?
>[21:51:53] —: Ok then just answer my question, are you behind the Twitter attack?
>[21:51:58] Bui: yes
>[21:52:16] —: Ok, question 2, what will make you stop?
>[21:52:34] Bui: the inability for me to continue
>[21:53:10] —: clear… Pity though
>[21:53:18] —: well have a nice day
>[21:53:48] Bui: you too, don't cry too much when banjo-threeie makes yooka-laylee irrelevant :3
>[21:54:05] —: Why should I?
>[21:54:19] —: It's just a nice game, all the same
Apparently he almost had /vp/ deleted at one point due to his bullshit, among other things. Is this guy an lolcow, and if so, can we get a good description or thread of him? And if not, then why the fuck is he not? There's some good shit coming from this guy. Almost like he milks himself. There's also the Goodrafag from /vp/, too, if anyone's interested, but I don't know much about him and this post is about Bui and his shit anyways. I can always write up a thread myself I suppose but honestly I haven't documented enough about him to really know more about what he's done other than this.
7f7d55 No.118950
>>118925
Is that the same Bui who constantly DDoS attacks 8chan for fun and spammed /lookatmeicanuseproxies/ because he was buttmad >>>/scurvy/ made top 25?
7f7d55 No.118974
>>118950
So he's committed cyber tresspass and is in violation of international law, openly. Brilliant.
7f7d55 No.119013
>>118950
That sounds like something he'd do. Considering if he went by Bui when he did that, then yeah it's probably him.
>>118950
Wait, so he's an anti-piratefag, too? Holy shit so, let me get this straight, he hacks and spams and rages because things don't go his way, but he still feels that downloading pirated copies of software and games is terrible or something? Well shit, that's alright milk, and it was already there, too.
7f7d55 No.119026
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>>119013
Must be a metallica fan. Is he still mad about what megadeath had to say about that whole thing and the cartoons?
How about Weird Als little song about it, or what Cracker had to say?
Must suck when most of the actual artist don't give a shit about your little cause.
7f7d55 No.119157
>>119068
Fucking faggot you spilled your milk all over out thread.
7f7d55 No.119160
>>119157
What did this point at?
7f7d55 No.119315
>>62170
Is Ass virginity really counted among the Wizards?
Is it any form of sexual activity that denies you wizard-dom?
7f7d55 No.119364
>>119315
They get upset if you've had a girlfriend, when you were 12, and you just kissed and held hands. How do you think they feel about plowing any hole?
7f7d55 No.119780
>>348
Hey, don't use Ronnie, man. He's cool.
7f7d55 No.119783
>>348
Ronnies not a Neet. I think he may even be married. He certainly gets around and he has friends. I'm pretty sure wizardchan would shun the fuck out of him just allowing woman to hug him in picture and stuff.
Plus whomp doesn't work without the female characters and dating jokes.
7f7d55 No.119891
7f7d55 No.121379
>>91482
>>91482
>>91482
>>91453
>>91353
Ah yes. The shit sharer. Jewish families receive one of these after being together for 30 years.
7f7d55 No.122983
>>121379
Ah yes. I know thee well.
7f7d55 No.123669
>>119026
>camp chaos
I remember seeing this when it came out
Fuck I'm old…
7f7d55 No.123673
>>110039
I'm just lurking but TBH consider how both zoe and that methwhale randi were/are goons who used to do this shit, and how both are big-time cows now
7f7d55 No.124229
>>110039
You realize that people get paid to be detectives right?
7f7d55 No.124237
>>110039
>I would even say that you are just as autistic as the lolcows themselves.
see, this is why i hate newfags
you come here trying to find people you're better than, rather than trying to find laughs. you want /cow/ to jerk you off and tell you how superior you are to the freaks. you expect a community of endless trollshielders.
basically, yes, it is a hobby but one i don't think you're self-aware enough to enjoy.
7f7d55 No.124323
>>111885
Black Arkansas Apple. Englander.
7f7d55 No.125426
>>110039
And now you're one of us. One of us. One of us.
7f7d55 No.126298
>>706
There's also a theory that Jace is fictional character and that his real name is "Jan Rankowski" and the reason he never takes off his shades is that he'd be recognized.
The resemblance is there, however the source for that is Gawker and Buzzfeed and it would mean that not only is he an extremely dedicated troll, he's also been coordinating the persona with several other people including one pretending to be his mother. And been at it for several years.
7f7d55 No.126312
>>126298
>Theory
He outright confirmed it months ago.
7f7d55 No.126694
>>126312
>>126312
Jan has been trying to remove the reveal from the internet and the foxdicks are more than happy to help.
7f7d55 No.126816
>>126694
do you have any actual evidence for that? Because that's strange. I could believe it as part of one of the many stunts that he has been pulling with the media.
7f7d55 No.127197
>>126816
I can't tell if you're new or a CWCki shill. If new, search "Jan Rankowski", if a shill then you're being like gay and unreal right now okay, you just gotta face like real life man okay cause that's like the real thing man, chyeah truth.
7f7d55 No.127227
>>127197
your a fucking faggot you bitch ass wannabe poser. My body is now a living weapon. you and introman are in deeeee4p shit now boy
7f7d55 No.127299
>>127227
Dude that's sick.
7f7d55 No.127356
>>127227
This has got to be a troll, right?
7f7d55 No.127408
7f7d55 No.127810
Speaking of Jan Rankowski, I know at least one of you spergy faggots has a copy of Jan's final reveal stream. Since Jan's a rage deleting faggot can someone upload a copy?
7f7d55 No.128052
7f7d55 No.128055
>>128052
Well that's the first fifteen seconds or so. I wanted the whole thing you useless faggot.
7f7d55 No.128247
7f7d55 No.128596
>>128555
>mocking bait
>that's eight months old
7f7d55 No.129083
>>57064
>journal entries, why not?
journal entries often end in one of two results:
a) you (accidentally ?) post something retarded / spergy / incriminating, eg:
>I'm doing commissions to pay the rent
shows people your're unemployed and/or spend all your monies on bullshit
>I really like [autismal shit], because of [tl;dr that the poster obviously put way too much thought into]
shows your powerlevel
b) some sperg turns it into a drama fest, drawing unwanted attention to you, which almost always ends bad for you
or you get spergy stalkers because of something you said
it's like a blog (bad enough in itself) that only gets read by turbospergs and trolls (which makes matters even worse)
7f7d55 No.129678
>>129083
I hate spergs, because they're just no good. Anything they touch turns to shit, and having them comment on your page, or even pay any attention to you is basically like a bile bomb.
Trolls however, still bad news, but depends. If they're retarded spergs, i'm not sure, but if they're smart, then you got quite a problem.
7f7d55 No.129679
>>129678
Either way, they're bad news.
7f7d55 No.129681
>>7261
I remember reading somewhere that the OP of that thread was actually copypasta prayed by hotwheels to bait the wizards into revealing their power levels.
7f7d55 No.129762
7f7d55 No.130544
>>129762
Works lyk ur mom on crnre #tyced
7f7d55 No.132077
I love how you got a picture of Ian and not me.
7f7d55 No.132172
>>132077
Underrated post of the year
7f7d55 No.134837
>>83
rubbing alcohol would remove any such stickiness as it's a solvent
have you ever even used rubbing alcohol before?
7f7d55 No.135326
bumping a stickied thread
(God, you're pathetic) 7f7d55 No.135495
>>336
Copypaste is Hot wheels.
7f7d55 No.135539
>>135495
No. Fucking. Shit.
7f7d55 No.135896
File: 1436379571279.jpg (Spoiler Image, 268.94 KB, 616x1600, 77:200, 1393758716980.jpg)
>>9453
I agree. Trannies are perfectly normal
7f7d55 No.135908
>>135896
Fuck just tell me he got arrested for indecent exposure…
Its funny how these retards don't realize this shit actually hurts their "causes"
7f7d55 No.136368
>>135908
i can't remember where i got the pic at this point, tbh. You know, people in this country used to take efficacious steps toward meaningful reforms in this country. Now, its all just kike dikes and naked trannies
7f7d55 No.138039
>>136368
As opposed to the last wave of social justice which was for niggers, hippies and women topkek
7f7d55 No.138385
>>119315
According to their glossary, you negate your virginity by doing anything with the opposite sex. Something as innocuous as having a flirty conversation is enough to invalidate your wizardom.
7f7d55 No.138784
>>110039
/cow/ is the internet's version of the national enquirer, combined with a carnival freakshow.
Instead of celebrities, we trade information on e-celebs and weird nobodies who have overshared online and are likely to further publicly humiliate themselves.
There's a combination of motives for this. Sometimes it's a personal vendetta with the person, sometimes it's an attempt to make yourself look/feel better by comparison, most often it's as simple of genuine, organic laughter.
Yes, the community is extremely cannibalistic. This has toned down considerably for a few reasons (skinner box, mostly) but it's true that tons of currently followed lolcows started out as posters who irrationally hated those being discussed or had a personal connection with them. ADF started out obsessively hating Chris-chan, even though these days they're virtually identical (minus the Communism boner). Robbie was one of the chief proponents for the ADF threads and turned out to be somehow even worse. The boards dedicated to PT have been managed by numerous girls who turned out to be batshit crazy. Live by the troll, die by the troll.
Most here are cocks to observe, laugh and on occasion do a little digging. And really, if someone's posting hundreds of bizarre youtube videos, or flooding deviantart with autistic OC characters, how is gossiping about them any less valid than doing the same thing with the Kardashians, or voyeuristicly watching shows like Paternity Court?
7f7d55 No.139384
>>309
>>310
I can't believe that this guy exists. This is fucking crazy.
7f7d55 No.140497
I would marry Liquid Chris.
7f7d55 No.141045
>>140497
I can wholeheartedly respect that.
7f7d55 No.141841
I wouldn't trade 10 lolcows for 100 mainstream fans.
7f7d55 No.142550
>>309
I really should go take a shower right now.
7f7d55 No.143802
>>309
Is it really okay to mock this guy? He sounds a bit schizophrenic. He should be in a mental ward.
(Sage in a sticky thread? God, you're pathetic.) 7f7d55 No.144095
>>143802
>Okay to mock
We put him in fucking jail you pedomolester appologist. He will be raped because of the hard work of others.
7f7d55 No.144349
>>144095
We didn't put him there. His online post history did and we don't know if he's guilty or just has Tourettes or what. It's really hard to tell the truth with this guy. It's going to be an interesting trial, retrial, and news story with all sorts of yellow spin. This site might even get mention on Fox news.
7f7d55 No.144907
>>144095
Nnnngh, there's this exhilarating rush in my mind. Suddenly I'm picturing ChrisChan and Peter Coffin in an old school 80s film; like Stallone and Russell in Tango and Cash, both of them have these epic feathered mullets and the only way to be released from the prison is for them to fellate one another and spit the cum into a buckets that are rigged to pressure plates on the floor. Once said buckets are filled with certain volumes of cum, one of them gets to leave.
So here the audience is, we arrive at this suspenseful moment in the film where the fellating has come to a stand still and CWC is pissed because Peter won't wear the Sonichu medallion.
Suddenly from betwixt the shadows and a plume of heavy cigar smoke out walks a resurrected Jack Palance. He gives a long hard disappointed look at the both of them with those sullen eyes and its only moments before Peter begins fellating CWC again. Jack Palance sticks the cigar back between his lips, gives a gristly exasperated sigh, and slinks back into the shadows. You can't help but shake the image of that big ole grin from Jacks face though, that grins there because you know….the person that remains in the jail cell is going to spend an eternity getting his ass pounded by Mr.Palance himself.
7f7d55 No.149223
CWC's picture in the OP should be updated, to show his true and honest appearance these days.
7f7d55 No.149731
Ween machine
Ween machine
I'm a motherfucking Ween machine
Ween machine
Ween machine
Without Weens i will die
Give me the Weens
I need the Weens
I smell the Weens
I need all the Weens, the Weens to survive
I need the Weens
I breed/breathe the Weens
I smell the Weens
I need all the Weens, the Weens to survive
They call me the Ween machine
I catch the Weens,
I spread the Weens
I eat the Weens,
I shit the Weens
Without Weens i will die
Inhale the Weens
Exhale the Weens
Inject the Weens into my bloodstream.
There are good Weens, and there are bad Weens
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US
7f7d55 No.149821
>>149731
I fucking love that video
7f7d55 No.149998
7f7d55 No.150026
>>149821
yea too bad he die
7f7d55 No.150365
>>143802
He abused a child and intended to do the same to others. He should kill himself.
>>135896
Kek
7f7d55 No.150697
>>135896
This is why people want rope day.
7f7d55 No.151918
>>110039
It's a hobby. A cross between stalking, paparazzi and gossip.
7f7d55 No.152937
>>310
>He is from an extremely dysfunctional fundamentalist Christian family in which he has suffered physical abuse from his mother and stepfather and been denied psychiatric help throughout his childhood because his mother "doesn't believe" in mental illnesses. He has been able to get therapy only recently after being booted from his mom's house and being supported by his aunt
I honestly feel bad for the guy
7f7d55 No.153091
>>153071
sure he's a piece of shit but let's not forget the reason he became a piece of shit.
7f7d55 No.153237
>>327
Is she wearing a diaper?
7f7d55 No.153816
>>8
For your persual, amusement or disgust, I present: The Stiles Files! Five years worth of cocks scraped from the Wayback Machine, pastebin and Introman's archives detailing the insanity that is Robert Wayne Stiles. I haven't gotten around to pulling down the archived images yet, but most of you already have the Goblin King's twisted face seared into your memories already.
https://www.mediafire.com/?a7095jbcr42ino9
If anyone else has cocks to contribute, please do, there are gaps to be filled.
7f7d55 No.154392
>>153816
Has anyone gotten the Rika playbooks on his frenemy list and put it into pdf form? His introman scrapbook must be like the holy grail. Zher chatlogs are way to tedious to bother.
7f7d55 No.154525
Is Rika still popping adderalls and smoking meth and shooting heroin? How long until he John Belushis?
Imagine the mess he's going to leave behind.
7f7d55 No.156023
>>153091
it takes more than bad parenting to turn someone into *that* much of a trainwreck
people have been brought up by far worse parents and turned out pretty well
7f7d55 No.157776
7f7d55 No.158285
>>156023
>it takes more than bad parenting to turn someone into *that* much of a trainwreck
but it's more than just 'bad parenting' its child abuse.
Please, dont think I'm trying to make excuses for the guy, because I'm not. I just cant help but wonder how he would have turned out if he didn't grow up in such a fucked up home.
7f7d55 No.160530
>>59
I'm fine with kinky dickgirls but men who demand to be called women or visa/versa piss me off. They were NOT born the wrong gender. Some guys are feminine (myself included) and some girls are masculine, that doesn't mean that they are "born the wrong gender" it just means that they are a feminine male or a masculine woman ffs…
Transgenders are actually sexist because they believe that men must only act manly at all times and if you posses very feminine qualities as a man then you are a girl and need to be "fixed" and "made into" a girl.
7f7d55 No.160752
>>160530
It's pretty amazing how oblivious trans people and trans-supporters are to how much they are reinforcing the gender roles they claim to hate. To me this just further proves that SJW types only support whatever will make them the most contrarian and edgy, whether it actually aligns with their other views or not.
7f7d55 No.161161
LOL this whole thread reads like a load of bitchy gays criticising someones decor and carpets. Read the posts as though someone with a really effeminate voice is saying it LOL.
Like oooh I bet those drapes cost about 99 cents a ton, they look like an old ladies knicker drawer exploded.
or
Chris looks like he smells of fish or something - wear aftershave you big smelly brute
7f7d55 No.161446
7f7d55 No.162445
>>16088
Its hard to believe that anyone would say the shit he says and not see how fucked and stupid it is, but then there he is doing it day after day
7f7d55 No.163060
>>10
Wasn't he involved with one of the AMV hells?
7f7d55 No.163067
>>74407
Shit; you from around Carrolton? We've got a shitload just up the way in Albertville here in AL.
They don't call it Meth Mountain for nothing.
War Eagle.
7f7d55 No.163068
>>91175
That means you're a degenerate and should probably get tested for STD's. Condoms don't work all the time.
Degenerate.
7f7d55 No.163069
>>91175
>Basically, the ones who can pass as girls
Don't exist.
7f7d55 No.163071
>>123669
Me too, anon. Me too. Remember *tree*?
7f7d55 No.163220
7f7d55 No.164980
>>163069
these people must have never seen a tranny in real life. even real women have trouble being feminine all the time. trannies are even worse. their stubble is thick and obvious, their voices low and burly, their genitals maimed and fecally infected.
7f7d55 No.167060
7f7d55 No.167222
>>164980
How did you come to be such an expert on what real life tranny genitals look like? Sounds like somebody tried tranny dick
7f7d55 No.167532
Nrefag here. I'm incredibly bored and want to take up lolcow ranching as a hobby, but I don't know where to start. Can you guys give some tips please? I'm used to imageboard trolling, and this is clearly a whole other ball game.
7f7d55 No.167690
>>167532
This has become more about sperg watching. It's like a zoo. Although sometimes it's fun to go on safari, try to keep it in check.
7f7d55 No.168105
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>>167690
>sperg watching
>It's like a zoo
>all this cautiousness and literary hoverhanding
Cwcki reject please pocket the tortellini and take a run off the cliff.
7f7d55 No.170036
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>>336
Being a celibate sadomasochist I enjoy being bullied online by /cow/boys who make self masturbatory posts like this. To start off with whatever wizardchan was made for isn't the same reason that it used for now. Don't believe me? Go see for yourself. Blah, blah, pedos, lunacy and manchildren that's next level shit huh? Copypaste, yeah the enamored face of 8chan, a place for refugees of 4pleb and /who gives a fuck/. Wizards who feel superior for being virgins is overblown like the self help cuckspamming retards who pride themselves for not being wizards. So having tough skin makes you a tough guy? Who are you btw spokesman for wizchan, checkmate nigga.
>>348
Didn't even bother to read this but i'm guessing it's more self righteous armchair psychologist bullshit. Keep telling yourself that whatever it is.
>>349
I know this is fact because i'm an SJW shut-in neo liberal and there's no foreseeable benefit but vainglory.Anyways, yawn…time for a nap, let the bullying commence.
7f7d55 No.170056
>>170036
This might seem silly but is a legit question if you are seriously an S&M guy that gets off to being made fun of:
Do you think the Amazing Atheist is getting off when we post pics of him sodomizing himself with a banana or pouring hot oil on his microdick? I can't tell if someone could really get off to being made fun of by random trolls online but I figure it's possible.
Do you have an analysis on the matter or are you just joking around?
7f7d55 No.170085
>>170056
The anal atheist is a masochist however he doesnt care if people bring up his awful banana videos, he doesnt appear to get off when someone mentions it.
What does seem to piss him off however, is mentions of his ED article and he has tried, and failed to sue ED, mentions of him taking sexual advantage of someone who is mentally messed up or denyng thin priviledge exists. This is not a man of sane or intelligent mind (something he likes to try and portray) so with other lolcows like him the normal routes of ridicule do not work, rather than going for his sexuality you need to go for what he really holds dear, his inflated know it all ego and supposed intellect.
7f7d55 No.170092
>>170085
I never realized that he was someone who tried to sue ED into submission, I'll have to look that up since it sounds like it's probably pretty funny.
People also forget that the troll who got him to make the banana video was pretending to be like 15 year old girl. I'm pretty sure he wants that kept on the dl too.
7f7d55 No.170118
>>170056
I'm not joking around. Here's my analysis and info. http://inciswf.com/1332235315120.swf
7f7d55 No.170916
Anybody wanna dig around Martin Groenstege and marafags? They are so autistic there's surely cows there.
7f7d55 No.170973
>>118925
Was he that Goodra fanatic that spammed /v/ and /vp/ with his bullshit?
7f7d55 No.171130
>>170973
No, I don't think so, although they do know each other, I believe.
7f7d55 No.171389
Hey guys! E-Rod here! Don't forget to donate to my patreon!
7f7d55 No.172000
7f7d55 No.172325
>>310
I remember reading his psychiatrist's report, anyone know how anon got a hold of them? Was it hacked? Did he leak it himself?
7f7d55 No.172526
>>118950
Bui is feared across /furry/ and even /pone/ last I checked. There's levels of autism that are beyond the average fag's ability to comprehend
7f7d55 No.172752
Long before Chris Chan and other lolcows, there was a guy named Gorgeous George. The SA Goons fucked with him a couple of times until he tried to mess with them in the SA Forums. He's a local celebrity in Virginia for the wrong reasons:
>Had a public access show for 10-13 years. If George wasn't doing some shitty skit or living in his own little world where women and the media would flock to him, he would rage from prank calls (usually involving toilet flushes or girls tearing him a new ass-hole when his ego makes him vulnerable). The show finally ended last year after the public station closed its doors.
>Tried to marry a stripper who hocked his ring for meth, and ran away with a biker bum. He still obsesses over said stripper.
>Stalked chicks in/out of their homes, and received restraining orders from stalking them (he got banned from a Starbucks for stalking somebody).
>Banned from a radio station after being very inappropriate during a Christmas radio show years ago (cursing, exploiting some chick who rejected his ass, singing crude Xmas parodies, and crying over "bullies").
>Makes frivolous lawsuits that get rejected because the fat retard doesn't understand how the law works, and the people he tries to sue use celebrity/video game character names. His evidence and appeals are a joke.
>Fired from his jobs because he's an incompetent idiot with a shitty attitude (He was fired from a Dennys, and then he just lost his job as a taxi driver).
Despite his show being off the air for good, George is still active, but he wastes his life going on Youtube, exploiting the flag system if anyone makes fun of him. He likes to threaten people, but when they call him on his bluff, he runs away like a bitch. I think he makes internet radio shows nowadays because no station wants to deal with him.
Most of the people who worked with him got fed up with his bullshit, or are creeps and losers themselves. A nerdy guy named Kevin was his right hand man on the show, but he got fed up with George.
7f7d55 No.172806
>>172752
For some reason I kept thinking Gorgeous George was a boxer. Wasn't there a wrestler also by that name?
7f7d55 No.173092
>>172806
There was, but the wrestler was kind of cool. The Gorgeous George I mentioned is a fat, creepy ass-hole who still thinks the goons are trying to fuck with him (spoiler: they gave up on George, but some weens still try to fuck with him).
7f7d55 No.174331
7f7d55 No.175360
7f7d55 No.175361
>>172752
I fucking messed up and created an empty post.
Anyway, isn't he one of the characters in that movie Snatch?
7f7d55 No.175587
>>175486
The OP for the last one was even worse than Xalver's OP. Whoever made it is more pathetic than an A-Logging furry tripfag who wrote himself into an ED article.
7f7d55 No.176851
Random question
How would the internet react if Chris Chan died?
7f7d55 No.176903
7f7d55 No.176907
>>176851
Lots of julay and sadness
7f7d55 No.177837
Hey whatever happened to Candy? She has that great sticky about lolcow introductions, but I haven't seen her since she posted on the CWCki about Moleman! Did she disappear? She was such a great troll.
7f7d55 No.177913
>>177837
She's still around
7f7d55 No.178369
>>172752
What's with virginia and autists? Must be some mercury leak.
7f7d55 No.178385
>>178369
Probably the inbreeding
7f7d55 No.179261
>>178385
Then most of the south would be the same.
7f7d55 No.180210
>>179261
They're not? The South is pretty much America's lolcow.
7f7d55 No.180377
7f7d55 No.180393
>>180377
The north has provided us with some worthy self julaying cows. You don't get free of that shit by crossing the Mason -Dixon. The dentistry does improve, until you hit Michigan, then it doesn't get better again until Canada. Deep north is basically like the south now, but cold.
7f7d55 No.180411
7f7d55 No.180442
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>>180411
The people are so desperate for money that they take to making meth and the kids are so bored they smoke it. Between that and the crippling alcoholism you basically get a cold south. A place full of undereducated racist drunk meth heads. You have "survivalist" out in the woods talking about the gubment. I hear Alaska is the worst. It's basically the Alabama of the north.
7f7d55 No.180488
>>173092
/wooo/kie here
Gorgeous George created the template for the pretty boy heel that alot of wrestlers use from Ric Flair to Tyler Breeze
I think he was also the first pro wrestler with entrance music
7f7d55 No.180537
>>180442
Alaska did give us Sarah Palin, the queen of the snowbillies. And they have oil money TOTALLY NOT WELFARE
7f7d55 No.180623
>>180537
Hockey moms. Even Canada laughed when she ran for vice president.
7f7d55 No.181821
>>172325
Literally in the post below.
7f7d55 No.181963
>>175361
Never saw Snatch.
>>178369
PA spawned some creepy ass-holes too (Nick Bate, ADF, Rika, etc.).
7f7d55 No.182449
>>181963
Pennsylvania is literally the Russia of America, can't refute this
7f7d55 No.182626
>>182449
Before weed legalization I'd have said that was Alaska.
7f7d55 No.182732
>>182626
Alaska has too many redeeming qualities to be Russia
7f7d55 No.182992
>>182732
Such as? The relatively low poverty rate is all that comes to mind.
7f7d55 No.183041
>>182992
To be like Russia it must be a god forsaken wasteland of decrepit buildings, drug addicts, no opportunities, dead sparse nature, craters all over the roads, no escape, everything is shit but still not as bad as India. I nominate Pennsylvania.
7f7d55 No.183116
>>183041
Detroit. Right down to the bad cops. https://photographyisnotacrime.com/2015/06/detroit-cops-beat-students-for-recording-deleteing-footage-while-calling-them-faggot-tree-huggers-lawsuit-claims/
I can't say all of Michigan because once you cross the bridge the people including the cops get really nice and reasonable. Poor as dirt, but helpful. That's more or less Wisconsin though.
7f7d55 No.183127
>>183041
Good ol' Pennsyltucky is pretty okay except for north Philly (the east coast's Detroit along with Baltimore) and the fact that they live under the tyrrany of state liquor stores. P.s. Get alcoholic friends to drive to Maryland and buy booze for you so you don't have to buy liquor from communists and dont have to pay sales tax.
7f7d55 No.183343
>>183127
WA state recently switched to private liquor sales, but there's volume tax as well as the spirit tax so you need a calculator to make sure you can pay for it before taking it to the register. Just because it's privatized doesn't mean the government won't fuck it up.
7f7d55 No.183377
Was Like Magnotta a lolcow?
7f7d55 No.184746
So, thanks to a really awesome person, I ran across this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhM1rDTwvY8
Chris Chan is back to making videos!!! LOL
7f7d55 No.184836
>>184746
are you extremely new or something?
i dont get this post
7f7d55 No.184875
>>184836
Well, from your reaction, I did something "wrong"? I admit I don't know all the dos and don'ts of 8chan, but in order to learn something, you gotta keep going, make mistakes, and learn from them. So I ask you, what did I do wrong? Was I not suppose to post this video? I didn't think it would be a problem keeping people up to date on his antics.
7f7d55 No.185076
if your looking for some lulz go read the sticky on >>>/ggrevolt/
7f7d55 No.185176
>>182449
>>183041
PA's a shit-hole, but not a wasteland (yet). Bucks County has an interesting mix of nice people, snobs, trash, and rednecks, but Montgomery County is a snobby shit-hole. Past major cities, you're either in farm territory or redneck zones.
Aside from lolcows, it also gave the Internet Hannah Minx and iJustine. Yea, I know they're not much better.
>>183127
Dude, most of Philly is pretty bad including Northeast Philly (West Philly is still horrible). Bucks County is…no better (Central is hit and miss, but lower and upper bucks are ghettos or redneck capitals depending on the town).
The sad thing about PA liquor stores is that most of them are fucking terrible. It's funny that they don't carry a lot of PA-made wines because nobody likes them (the PA wineries are a joke).
7f7d55 No.186022
>>185176
I hear West Philadelphia has a problem with guys who are up to no good and who start trouble in "neighbourhoods"
7f7d55 No.186082
>>185176
I'm in Chester County, it's pretty nice all things considered. Granted, I've learned that ChesCo is in no real way indicitive of any greater trends, it's kind of like a stand-alone island.
Also South Philly is really nice if you're Italian.
7f7d55 No.186303
>>186082
>>186022
South is 50-50, but no where near as bad as West Philly. Unless things changed, you made yourself a target if you were walking to some dump in West Philly even if you weren't starting trouble.
7f7d55 No.186768
>>183041
Russian here - I almost entirely agree. At least in the Eastern Siberia there's some good nature (but not for long, since it's all burning up more and more every summer).
Also, can you guys summarize me what the hell happened to Detroit to become a shithole?
7f7d55 No.186888
>>186768
Automobile industry.
7f7d55 No.186908
7f7d55 No.187226
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Here's a lesser known lolcow that came from the SA Forums and some online fighting game sites like Eventhubs and Shoryuken:
Josh Tejada (a.k.a. Cabbagepots on SA, Psychojosh on other sites)
-Canadian lolcow known to make shit posts about fighting games in the SA Forums. Also posted some dumb, creepy shit about his loli and giant chick fetishes (giant girls smashing cities like they were rubber monsters). The forums kicked him out after getting sick of him, but he tried to come back through different accounts.
-Posted on Shoryuken and Eventhubs, who eventually banned him from those sites because they too got sick of his shit posting. Anime chat groups he joined hate him too (there are pastebins out there).
-Entered a fighting tournament to beat pro-player Justin Wong, saying he “studied” all of Justin's matches…only to be a laughing stock when Justin beat him effortlessly. Got butt-hurt from the comments on Youtube.
-Might be a retard over Gamer Gate, and could have lolcow-like Islamophobia after saying he'd rather be a child molester than a Muslim a while back when people made fun of his loli fetish.
-Is trying to make a fighting game a la Skullgirls, but it's all about his giant chick fetish (Giga Maidens). Unlike Skullgirls, no one is taking it seriously (his twitter page for his “game” is a joke). He hates Skullgirls and Mike Z.
-Kinda batshit crazy.
Despite being banned on SA, Josh still tries to make shit-posts there because Lowtax needs money. You can probably fuck with Psychojosh if you provoke him or let him shoot himself in the foot.
7f7d55 No.187459
>>187226
I remember this faggot from when I used to post on SA. Good to know he looks as pathetic as he types.
7f7d55 No.187538
>>187459
I ignored all of his shit posts, and just watched him get one probation after another on the SA Forums. DSP and Low Tier God are somehow better than Psychojosh, and both guys did some pretty shitty things.
I forgot to add his comment when I said he spewed out dumb shit in different chat rooms. It was from some PS3 chat that ridiculued his loli fetish.
7f7d55 No.190132
Anyone remembered JoshCube?
7f7d55 No.198281
>>198113
Based on the filename it's somebody called huey emmerich.
7f7d55 No.198953
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>>198113
That would be taxman. Would be tulpamancer and brony with a crush on Rarity. Has Schizophrenia and ptsd because hes a vet and saw his buddies killed in front of him. There was a thread for him. I honestly feel bad for him that he went that route.
Haven't seen his videos in a while.
7f7d55 No.200361
>>7261
Jesus Christ, how in the fuck is this guy getting so many feels replies?
7f7d55 No.200387
>>72910
Oh, wow. I've gotten into an argument with this guy before, he's an idiot. He is quite literally against freedom of expression (he called it "FREEDUMB OV ECKSPRESHUN") and compares it to Sharia law.
7f7d55 No.200561
>>97129
That's just the fupa
7f7d55 No.200570
>>198953
Shit, if he saw his friends get killed and all manners of fucked up things. I honestly can't blame him for taking to something innocent and cute like MLP.
7f7d55 No.201413
>>200570
Bah, Anime is much better for that, also, who the hell cares? its 2016!
7f7d55 No.201527
Recent came across this tosspot:
I give you Richard byrd
https://plus.google.com/+RichardByrd33
7f7d55 No.202580
>>201527
He seems pretty autistic, but I'm not sure I'd call him lolpig autistic.
7f7d55 No.204178
Looks like the Christeen Chandler look is all the rage with "tomgirls" https://twitter.com/Makofury
7f7d55 No.204202
>>204178
>Anti-Gamer
Oh good lord. What a time to be alive.
7f7d55 No.204650
>>7261
>"The wizards from wizardchan are not to be confused with the wizards from /fringe/."
7f7d55 No.204652
>>25021
Fucking underrated as shit
Too bad I don't know shit about coding gaymes
7f7d55 No.204876
>>204652
You could use an existing engine. I think if we did the models in blender first and then imported and tweaked them in crytek 3 we could get that perfect uncanny valley effect. As far as dialogue goes, we could make use of Google speech to text and literally make the person have to plead with the subject. The use of specific phrases and keywords could trigger the animations. Also you'd have to find items which help you accomplish your goal. In the case of getting her to take a bath you'd have to get Japanese fake sperm bath liquid and tell her that it would be super kiwi and hentai if she took a bath for you. Only problem is that if I recall correctly she actually does take a lot of baths. What she needs is a shower and to stop using stinky hair straightened products and dyes. She loads her hair with the stuff to make it look oriental. Meaning darker and flatter. Most Asians have round hair cuticals and less of them. Which means thicker sparser hair which combines to look flat when grown long. They also have black hair. She naturally has none of those traits. So she uses a lot of product. My dad does the same some, sans the color. Because he has really thick curly hair that if left to it's own devices becomes a full on uncombable afro. Recently he's discovered Moroccan oil, and that helps without smelling like wet dog and curry. Imagine what that stuff smells like of you burn it with a straightening iron, which she does. Which is why she looks like an oily nasty mess and smells like burnt garbage. It's her grooming products. She's trying to pull a Michael Jackson. Better keep her away from sparklers.
7f7d55 No.206659
7f7d55 No.209470
>mfw realizing people like this actually exist
>mfw realizing all of the people in this thread are real,and not just fake shit on a screen
>tfw you live in the same city as nick bate
Truly,we live in interesting times.
7f7d55 No.209610
>>204650
Looked into that webm supposedly it was a Taiwanese fag party at some waterpark and their rainbow powder got lit up and acted like a themobaric bomb. Brings a whole new meaning to glitter bomb. :^)
7f7d55 No.209611
>>209610
We are approaching critical levels of both ween and /pol/. Evacuate thread.
7f7d55 No.209612
>>209611
I know Its super shitty to laugh at my own joke but now I can't think of the term "glitter bomb" without cracking up.
7f7d55 No.209615
>>209612
And yet you tell us about it and keep going.
7f7d55 No.209624
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>>209615
Thats right. I want to be a lolcow when I grow up, and to do that I need to laugh at edgy shit, and then tell everyone I laugh at edgy shit. Its so you know I'm edgy, you see?
7f7d55 No.209970
>>102430
Is the video up somewhere?
7f7d55 No.211714
7f7d55 No.214301
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Me and some friends were talking about diaperfags in a Skype group, and I challenged them to find one who wasn't a man or a tranny. Lo and behold, one of them finds this.
I don't know whether or not she's a lolcow, but this is a wonderful cringe video. I love the slow sinking feeling as you realize that the items in the bag are for her.
7f7d55 No.214327
>>214301
Would.
Baby powder and all.
7f7d55 No.214601
>>7261
>this is what it feels like to be an alpha male
I literally start slapping myself reading this shit. What the fuck.
7f7d55 No.215859
It's 2016.
Nowadays, Chris' bullys on the Kiwifarms are even more autistic than him.
7f7d55 No.216580
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>>215859
>School bully not so tough since being molested
7f7d55 No.216606
>>216580
Weird, I was never raped and I hate the shit out of myself, I blame mirrors (all kinds) and rulers (all kinds).
7f7d55 No.219770
Is /cow/ familiar with Todd Weiss, Yellowgroove, and the rest of the YouTube Drinking Community?
I don't go here regularly, but I watch a lot of Todd. TheWisemensCommittee on YouTube makes great edits of that whole gang.
Todd is basically a pitiful 30+ year old virgin with a disgusting beer belly, and Yellowgroove is basically Jabba the Hutt in real life.
Here's a WMC of Todd:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dKytfdHMM
And one of Yellowgroove:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQKB3nJ8JJk
Here's Todd's channel, he doesn't keep a regular screen name.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwzV3DAs3zujiRrywuwX6HA
And here's YG's channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/yellowgroove
WMC also edits Greg's Beer Reviews and the Timinator, but not as frequently. (and neither of those two are as provoke-able as far as I know)
7f7d55 No.223759
>>223709
you replied to a post from 2014 just to show off your shitty taste? did you even notice your post number is literally over 200 thousand higher than that one?
what the fuck anon
7f7d55 No.223864
>>223759
He replied to something stickied. So chill. It changed. Nothing.
7f7d55 No.224022
I miss old chris, new chris is just sad.
Gone are the halcyon days of yore with such legends as Liquid Chris, the Man in the Pickle Suit, and, of course, the infamous and ruggedly good looking Clyde Cash.
We're never gonna see good shit like that again, and I'm so depressed over it.
7f7d55 No.224273
>>224022
maybe the chandler gene tree has someone similar to chris to carry on the legacy
7f7d55 No.226736
>>225339
>the stream shilling is happening even on /cow/ now
What is with you fucking faggots and thinking imageboard users want to come to your attention whoring stream sites to watch videos with an autistic chat?
>>>/stream/
7f7d55 No.226741
>>226736
hey calm down bro
7f7d55 No.227060
>>224022
You're depressed that you'll never see that much concentrated ween dumped on a single autist?
7f7d55 No.227872
>>214301
> I love the slow sinking feeling as you realize that the items in the bag are for her
I mean, to the average person that doesn't know that diaperfags are a real thing, she could just happen to be a mother that keeps a ball gag in her diaper bag
shit if I ever have children I'ma gag them when they start crying
7f7d55 No.228346
>>214301
this was weird in and of itself, but when it took on a sexual tone and she took out the lube it was most bothersome.
Perhaps it's just me but it's always weird to see people who have the maturity (emotional and otherwise) of children acting sexual. They're too fucked up or don't have the agency to own it.
7f7d55 No.228533
>>214301
Fascinating. These people have very intricate fetishes. It's almost a lifestyle.
7f7d55 No.232551
>>437
That's what all transfags are.
7f7d55 No.233416
>>232551
Shhh. You'll hurt xers fee fees.
7f7d55 No.234544
>>345
>The idea that these guys are for real scares me too much
Why? They never leave their rooms anyways, and the stench emanating from said room should be enough to keep children from wandering in.
7f7d55 No.238171
>>234544
HONORARY /COW/ GOD, TRUMP, HAS ACQUIRED KENTUCKY AND INDIANA.
GOLDEN AGE SOON BOYS.
7f7d55 No.240668
Bulgarian here. I travel to the capital for university daily and I must say, despite our horribly shit roads, things are surprisingly improving. Altho now we have a commie general for a president so that ain't great.
>>186768
Everyone from my country hype up how great Russia is. I can tell both our countries are complete shit though. Although somehow we've gotten better. I don't know how it's going over there. I know your GDP has been in hell these past 2 years. Maybe all our countries can chill the fuck out while Trump is the president. I can only hope that things finally get really better.
7f7d55 No.240958
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Let's talk about MelonPan. Is he a deranged autistic twink weebfaggot or just your typical eurocuck?
7f7d55 No.240974
>>240958
Deranged animexx-tier weeb faggit. I was contemplating importing knowledge about him to this board.
7f7d55 No.240996
>>240974
>Deranged animexx-tier weeb faggit.
This, but he has been out there in the Net wild for so long, I myself wonder if he's actually aware of his shit and is deliberately trying to be the equivalent of a shock jock, minus the funny, but not enough to be a shuddercow.
So, if then, what's the use of importing his cocktent into this board for it to be Julied, if his entire shtick is getting reactions and any kind of reactions?
7f7d55 No.263298
>>240996
I remember seeing his channel like a year ago and from what I saw he's definitely just trying to be a shock jock.
7f7d55 No.266511
>DA fags making 2 shit posts threads
Fuck these guys cannot even reach /int/ levels of shit posting.
7f7d55 No.266586
7f7d55 No.266773
>>266586
Here it is
http://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982
fe6334 No.268473
It's rather self-obvious by now that Chris is a dang dirty howmow.
5c95ce No.270756
One thing worth knowing is that Chris has his best moments when left to his own devices. The contest, the running over, the abscessed "vagina", etc I think Asperchu was probably the hieght and maxim we'll ever see of trolling Chris. Just kick back soon he'll come up with something.
10e1dd No.270963
did anyone ever discuss the anime community on youtube.
theanimeman and his fat lard gf, akidearest is a prime example. they act very childish and immature and claim to be "otakus" and not weeaboos. quite frankly, I don't see the difference, they're both manchildren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESAYa6HvSQA
>"we totally respect japan guys"
>OMG SUICIDE FOREST SO COOL OWO KAWAII DESU NYA
these people are so dense
I'm tempted to send this pic to his twitter and potentially get some julays out of him.
I've seen screencaps of tweets of how he pretends 'haters' don't get to him.
6569f5 No.270994
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>>270963
Briefly in the form of Troid who has also a thread here, namely >>143418 , and Melonpan, the most cancerous sped Animexx has ever manage to unleash on the German scene. He now makes cocks in English. The best stuff is in German however.
dff521 No.271057
>>270994
>Melonpan
Tackled this already here >>263298. You can extract Julay from a shock jock.
b5958c No.272147
John "JIN SAOTOME" Mallamas
Oh brother where to start on this one… he's a toy collector somewhere around late 30s to early 40s, unemployed and a self-important douche. He has an ED article but it's been neglected for years. His pretend job is "action figure cutomizer" IE he buys shitty children's toys, paints them and sticks them on eBay. No one actually buys his shit, save for one charity auction he ran(of which he spent $20 and a few hours to paint a toy, sold it for the Special Olympics, then bragged "I am such a good person for what I did". Sure, put in minimal money and effort, such a good person), and he was busted years ago using dupe accounts to buy his own listings. His name is stolen from an obscure Capcom character, because he played a video game once. I don't know, he's displayed a total lack of knowledge of video games beyond that one fighting game.
I know he'll see this thread, he actually google searches himself every 5-10 minutes. He has also physically threatened anyone who unfollows his twitter account.
4chan hates him because all he ever did was shitpost and harass others. His bullshit goes back into the mid-2000s though, back when the Spawn website had a message board, he was a douche and got banned. He was banned from Fwoosh for using a sockpuppet account to harass other users(didn't even use a proxy, got caught when staff noticed the exact same IP address was shared).
He's straight up /pol/ or at least pretends to be, I don't really see how he can be real /pol/ when he's so devoted to Hasbro that he buys downies and every other damn toy they make. He may be a pretend bigot liberal shill, considering his best friend is David "ItsWalky" Willis, a massive SJW. He also has a brown skin complexion, brown hair and brown eyes. There has been massive debate on his actual ethnicity, ranging form Mexican, Cuban or Middle Eastern. He claims to be a Christian but doesn't act like one and once went on a massive anger spree shitting all over Fred Rogers. For all the pretend /pol/tard shit he does, /pol/ fucking hate shim. Even goddamned Gamergate hates him. You heard me, two groups that he supports and shares views with can't fucking stand him because he pissed both off by being such a cunt that they turned on one of their own.
b5958c No.272148
>>272147
Despite his supposed anger over Zoe Quinn, it's well-known he cheated on his own wife at Botcon with some 600-pound fat fuck who may have been underage at the time in exchange for one of his awful customs, in other words he engaged in prostitution. He also may have admitted to having sex with his own grandmother. His own wife is also grossly overweight, looking like a female version of David Willis. His wedding photo is online, he's wearing a bunch of stolen valor medals. Prick. That marriage of his? His wife works and earns all the money while he sits at home playing with toys, then he has the balls to post online how he hates women's rights and feels they belong in the kitchen. I guess that excludes the one that supports his manchild ass? He jacks off to George Zimmerman, Darren Wilson and Donald Trump and has bragged about having fantasies of killing blacks, but he doesn't have the balls to really do it.
Sometime last year or so, 4chan connected him to someone who frequented a furry porn board and called him out. That same day the specific poster on that furry board vanished. The kicker was that this individual had a lust boner for underage porn. Real winner he's turning out to be. And that love of Hasbro toys? he's also got the some obsession with another toy company called Neca, a brand that releases mediocre toys that break easily. Jin once went on a rant about how he hates Asians and wants all manufacturing moved to the US, but he still buys piles of these foreign-made toys. I guess he's too addicted to children's toys to stand up for his beliefs.
The irony of that is that Jin has also insulted Neca employees, including mocking one of their sculptors. The sculptor in question had a brother die of cancer and made a figure of him as a tribute. Jin got pissed and insulted the man, apparently because…. Neca won't hire Jin. What a fucking cunt. Jin has a massive hatred of "third party" Transformers, unofficial toys basically, and has called popular Youtube Thew a spouse trollr because Thew buys those toys. Then he went on a rant when Youtuber Glenn Webb died, because people upset over the man's death took attention away from him. He's taken credit for random toy sightings that he didn't find just to get news credit on some action figure sites. In the most despicable act he could pull, remember when the man killed a craigslist prostitute and bragged about it on /b/? He actually tried to take credit for killing the woman.
He once went around claiming he worked for Hasbro. Hasbro's legal department told him to stop claiming he was their employee or else they'd sue him. he also also gotten into trouble with Disney for selling knockoff Deadpool belt buckles.
He's clearly mentally unstable, he's a gold digging leech & adulterer and seriously, how the fuck has he flown under the radar? One day he will snap and kill someone.
a1aabb No.272168
>>272147
>>272148
https://twitter.com/JinSaotome/media
Going through this guy's tweets reeks of trying too hard to be the media's stereotype of a Trump supporter who wants to give the Middle East a colossal dose of instant sunshine.
a1aabb No.272169
https://archive.is/EpUhS
Also, like any good troller, he's riffed on Chris-chan.
40de3d No.274792
ITT: retards gangtrolling retards. just saying. peace out to 2008 Krapple Komputer Kompany /cwc/… nearly 10 years later, not nearly as fun. also, get a job.
e8b72e No.274907
>>274792
What makes you think everyone here is a jobless loser? If anything, being a pathetic loser would provide a more decent excuse for that kind of behavior than the alternative - being a normal, reasonably successful person who blows off steam and makes themselves feel good by going on the internet and wielding power over others by being a cunt to them.
099230 No.275178
>>274907
A lot of us are just here to watch the circus and discuss it. I find that trolls are almost universally also cows. It's cyclical.
099230 No.275179
>>437
Is that not the definition?
9f7737 No.276145
>>311
This reads like a fucking SCP file
743c12 No.276263
7db469 No.276509
a8b435 No.278070
>>276509
>being this butthurt
59c06e No.279670
>>309
>stoutzenberger
>mentally ill and extremely perverse
*jewish
a8d52a No.280629
>>279670
you are replying to a post so old that gamergate was still relevant when it was made
1bdbb6 No.282130
>>59
Nice meme /leftypol/.
f689a3 No.282178
>>282130
Nigger that post is pre-gamergate
83a1ff No.283197
>>282178
a better time tbqh
85c3bb No.286886
>>286408
That's some alog quality shit
61e9f9 No.287310
>>232
I did whenever he was selling Bob's stamp collection. It was like 2.50 I think and I never recieved it.
85c3bb No.288846
>>15392
No detail too small
1a8d3f No.292192
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According to foxdick Farms :
>So far he saw the anime. It's unknown at present whether he has the games. The one he bonded with is '"Uzume Tennoboshi", who is the personification of the Sega Dreamcast.
Her ordinary personality is basically that of a tomboy trying to be cool, but her real personality (and the one that dominates in CPU mode) is essentially a dreamy valley girl.
Not to A-Log but would you imagine if Chris liked them for their personality?
One of them is a ditzy sleepy girl that ends up being a cruel sadomasochist as a goddess. If anything, I don't want to see shit like that influence his personality.
d00f03 No.292748
-Agouti-Rex:
Self-styled furry satirist/fandom critic despite marrying a notorious furry artist mostly known for drawing "niche fetishes" and just being heavily involved in the furry fandom. So already he's a hypocrite. Probably a jew as well. Comic artist with a WACKY TOONY STYLE with several apparent publications. Occasionally makes attempts at cutting edge political commentary on twitter/tumblr but tends to fall flat since he has the insight of a high-schooler and voices only the safest of opinions. Despite being married, he makes it clear that he has a preference for girls fatter than his wife. He apparently hosts a podcast with one as well. (http://www.podcastigation.com/) Potential for lulz is there if you play your cards right.
His FA page: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/agouti-rex
His wife's FA page: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/moodyferret
His wife's ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/MicahFennec
d00f03 No.292751
6105df No.295206
>>427
It actually is, you just have a juvenile perception of who Internet users are.
37925b No.296115
>>292748
>Aging into your 40s and still plugging away at this same exact shit.
>This same turn of the century goon humor.
Gen-Xers never grew up.
b651b5 No.300335
A faggot with man-made tits can easily attract sadist feminazi cunts to control his faggot ass, but the lot of you couldn't get a girl even if you put your best effort into it. Chris-chan is a fucked up faggot ruined by Marxism, but all you weaklings can do is mock him because you would get your asses fucking stomped if you challenged anyone who wasn't a depraved autist on female hormones.
The lot of you behave like jackals…you can only take potshots when you see that your opposition is weak. Therefore you are faggotweak and wouldn't say shit if it weren't for the internet.
ccac24 No.301808
>>300335
>A faggot with man-made tits can easily attract sadist feminazi cunts to control his faggot ass, but the lot of you couldn't get a girl even if you put your best effort into it. Chris-chan is a fucked up faggot ruined by (((Marxism))), but all you weaklings can do is mock him because you would get your asses fucking stomped if you challenged anyone who wasn't a depraved autist on female hormones.
Are secretly you talking about yourself now?
ec0cdf No.305269
>>55446
>No Sonic shit.
Oh fuck.
8deeb3 No.305300
>>55446
Better advice would be to just use it as a personal online catalog and to avoid participating in the culture all together. Also avoid the liked of shadman. Complete sell outs who use "trolling" to gain popularity. It's like avoiding Salvador Dali, which was good advice when he was alive. No matter how much talent they have people like that will always be cancer and they'll suck the life out of you if you let them.
c7f325 No.310214
What I'm looking for here is one of the following:
1) Shitty OC/Persona (Or even Fursona, if that applies.)
1a) Preferably either furry or relating to videogames
2) Autistic online behavior
3) Shitty art quality
4) Looks like a horse's asshole IRL
5) Autistic logic
6) More insecure than a raped mouse
I'm only making this thread because of this thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/6.html
As the thread says:
> At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to julay cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
I already have one idea as to someone who could be the new Chris Chan, but I'd like to hear all of your ideas first. (Also, don't want to bother using the thread I linked 'cos TL;DR, and no real system to indicating Chris-Chan reincarnations.)
c7f325 No.310218
>>310214
I FUCKED UP, I WAS TRYING TO POST A THREAD, NOT A REPLY, PLEASE EXCUSE ME
3d2945 No.311290
>>310218
>being this incompetent
3d2945 No.311292
Also
LAST POSTABLE COMMENT IN THE THREAD