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rimi mystery thread !JEWS.kY0hk 09/17/18 (Mon) 15:57:26 640cf6 No.542298

Rimi is a mysterious lolcow that haunts the Rizon IRC network to demand the return of her lost savings. Her chatting is so autistic that many people, if not most, think she is a bot. She's haunted #8chan–the formerly official 8chan IRC channel–for about six months. She will appear in the evening hours, much like a ghost, under one of Rizon's anonymous Guest##### nicks, demanding the return of her saving from whoever sees her: she treats everyone on IRC is the same person who tormented her six years ago. She usually will not respond to questions, so your only source of new information about her is from her stream of consciousness flowing through Rizon.

I decided to try and solve the rimi mystery about a month ago. Here are my findings so far:

* She is not a bot, but an Indonesian woman. Her CTCP VERSION reply is AndroIRC, and her CTCP TIME reply is UTC+7. She has also briefly spoken in the Indonesian language in #8chan, using the word orang (person; as in orangutan, a forest person), and she has also defended tempeh, which is by far the nastiest soy product known to man.

* Her abusive boyfriend probably uses IRC. Indonesia has a thriving IRC culture, with both #jakarta and #bali on QuakeNet being more active than #8chan, and there's even a hilariously bad Indonesian music video about mIRC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6tw3UFvtuI

* The stolen savings are worth $134.

Post last edited at 09/17/18 (Mon) 16:55:31

!JEWS.kY0hk 09/17/18 (Mon) 16:05:32 640cf6 No.542317

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My motivation to start this thread is from the sum total of stolen savings, which she revealed today:

<Guest80593> RETURN IT
<Guest80593> YOU HAVE MONEY
<MOUSEPAD> OK I WILL RETURN IT
<Guest80593> YOU ARE RICH
<Emma> I HAVE UR MONEY
<MOUSEPAD> JESUS WOULD RETURN IT
<Guest80593> YOU ARE SO RICH THAT MY MONEY YOU SAID IS ONLY YOUR 2 WEEKS MONEY
<MOUSEPAD> I WILL TOO
<Guest80593> RETURN IT
<MOUSEPAD> I WILL RETURN IT
<Guest80593> RETURN MY MONEY THAT YOU STOLE
<Emma> IM RICH
<MOUSEPAD> I WILL
<MOUSEPAD> FORGIVE ME
<Emma> I FEEL LEft out
<Guest80593> YOU SAID IT YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE RICH
<MOUSEPAD> I AM SORRY
<princesskateblood> so do i
<Guest80593> FROM YOUR SO MANY MONEY, WHY DONT U RETURN MY MONEY THAT YOU MOCK SO LITTLE?
<MOUSEPAD> I WILL
<Guest80593> I AM NOT A RICH
<MOUSEPAD> I AM SORRY
<Guest80593> EVEN RICH MAN KEEPS ON GETTING YOU TO RETURN IT
<MOUSEPAD> FORGIVE ME
<Guest80593> ALTHOUGH IT'S ONLY 2 MILLIONS
<Guest80593> REUTRN MY MONEY
<Guest80593> I ALREADY SAID I DO FORGIVE

Assuming that she lives in Indonesia, you can check her savings against your exchange rate here: https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2,000,000+indonesian+rupiah

Post last edited at 09/17/18 (Mon) 16:52:43