/cow/ - Lolcows

Bob's getting rehired by The Escapist. SJW piece-of-shit Russ Pitts bought out (or rather bought into the company that bought out) the people who own The Escapist and his condition was that he be rehired as editor. One of his first acts was to rehire this abortion

Friendly reminder this guy wrote a ~200 page biographical fanfiction for Mario 3.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18145442-super-mario-bros-3

>>511492

Exactly. He's come back at severely reduced pay and Pitts will probably make him sign a non-compete which means bye bye paypig. He would have been better off doing what he's been doing the last four years but he'll shoot himself in the foot just to show those ebil nazi goobergators

>>511399

His entire existence is a battle against the forces of gamergate. When he finds an extra peanut at the bottom of the bag

<haha! take that, trump! i win again!

when he stubs his toe

<curse you, nazis, you won't get away with this!

>>511512

Ironically if he had done absolutely nothing it would have been better. He could've bragged about leaving the sinking ship.

But now he's hopping on the sinking ship full throttle in a desperate attempt reclaim the lost relevance he once had.

>>511399

>working for the escapist

>"lol joke's on you i won"

I don't have a smug enough face for this.

>>511399

Escapist is still relevant after it went to the shitter?

>Ha hah I won

Won what? Everybody who isn't a manchild faggot like Bob and Timbox left Escapist.

>Yahtzee

That guy is still there? What's he been up to?

>>511638

>What's he been up to?

He got married actually. He's become a big boy

>>511641

>This thing is a one-man operation currently: My own cameraman, director, producer, editor, writer, FX/graphics - my own business manager

And he's terrible at all of these things.

>>511652

>The election was tainted

Like how there was proof that Clinton literally and blatantly rigged the Democratic election to fuck Bernie Sanders over, Bob!?

>>511660

Don't forget about the millions of "undocumented" immigrants that voted for her.

>>511676

And dead people.

>>511652

I love how much you can tell his hatred for White working people is because he hates his family. He encapsulates liberals perfectly. He's a horrible person yet believes he's "good" because of his politics.

>>511720

I want him and other liberals to meet someone that's a minority or a half-minority, yet hates that side of his family (in other words, a half spic, half white who hates the spic side of his family) to see how "multiculturalism" and "MUH DIVERSITY" really works out of their shitty world..

>>511399

>He's where he was four years ago

He's actually worse off. Remember when he came clean about having diabetes, and he attributed it to stress eating after losing his job? Getting rehired isn't going to un-diabetes him.

>>511585

I hope movie bob tries to join Antifa. Just to watch him get his fat ass get kicked in.

>>511767

He'd have to leave his basement

>>511852

Bob is a Neckbeard story waiting to happen.

>>511852

And yet he is the type to rail about "muh trump supporters in trailers/filty hovels etc".

Fucking ridiculous.

>>512013

>waiting to happen

No, he's an ongoing neckbeard story.

>>512082

I can understand people who aren't white nationalists, or people who think Trump will ruin the country, or people who really think race is a social construct and if we just band together and hug hard enough we'll all get along.

What I can't understand is how anyone can like Hillary Clinton in any capacity.

Also funny that he poopoos "baseless superstition" while giving a speech that wouldn't be out of place in a cult meeting.

>>511852

>>512082

>>511852

Is bob still living in his Mom basement?

>>512121

We're talking a self-identified leftist who believes in eugenics. This isn't just kool-aid, it's straight up retardation.

>>511399

Imagine defining "winning" as being allowed to write for a blog again years later. I mean, as opposed to getting a real job or girlfriend or losing ten pounds that couldn't be attributed to rounding error in the scale.

Or, really, anything.

>>512082

>muh survival of nation

>also nations are dumb

God damnit, bob.

>>511852

This is how champions live you shitlord. #resistancefighter

>>512121

Wasn't Blob a Randian a few years ago?

He kinda reminds me of Francois Tremblay who used to be a fanatical ancap (Even wrote a book about "Who will build the roads?") then became a antinatalist ancom and IIRC is a unironic tankie nowadays. All while working as a shelf stacker.

>>512219

>Wasn't Blob a Randian a few years ago?

He arguably still is, he's just made a bizarre combination with leftist SJW rhetoric

>>512219

I thought he was just a typical conservative. I'm pretty sure his old website had an enormous American flag plastered over it.

Bob's attempted intellectualism is really pathetic. The only reason he's an SJW leftist is because he's told that it's the ideology for "woke, smart people."

>>512219

Video game critics haven't been Randian since Bioshock came out. You could argue they never were to begin with if you wanted to be pedantic but ever since then they stopped even pretending to be.

>>512323

So 1 of every 3 antifa members is unpaid then?

>>512323

>2/3 are employed

Too much i say.

>>512375

Most of them probably work as baristas

>>512147

Eugenics was a progressive viewpoint at the dawn of the movement in the early 20th century. Bob is just bringing it full circle.

>>512238

It's third positionism as espoused by Ignatius P Reilly after skimming Wikipedia summaries.

>>511852

I never understood people who put all their stuff in the basement. Unless you live in Kansas, the top floor is usually the safest place in your house/apartment to keep your electronics.

>>512238

I think bob, like a lot of his kin, mostly adopt opinions for the sake of spouting them on twitter rather than as a reflection of sincere belief. Infact I'm not sure he even believes the latter is something people do.

>>512537

I'm a bit of a brainlet, can someone explain this to me? Is he saying mexicans and niggers are violent feral animals and need to be exterminated?

Threadly reminder that he thought gamergate was a reaction the right was having to finally getting a female president

>>512601

The idea is:

Drumpf isn't doing enough about school shooters.

If it were coyotes instead of people with guns, Drumpf would kill all the coyotes in the world.

Guns are bad and Drumpf was bad.

If that seems confusing to you, it isn't confusing. It's just retarded.

>>512674

Nice subtle shin megami tensei undertones. Oh christ, blob vs the fatlus army would be dream come true.

https://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/12/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears.html

>Note: Yes, this is what I ultimately came up with: The Care Bears are Archangels, the Cloud Keeper is an Old Testament "god," Grumpy is a sympathetic Lucifer and this is (loosely) "Paradise Lost."

>>512537

This completely falls apart even in Bobby's World, because if there were a coyote rampage going on he would be sperging about the need to conserve the species instead of letting a few dead kids get in the way of preserving the ecosystem's biodiversity for future generations. He's already established that in the past that he's fine with forcing what he estimates are obsolete manual workers into poverty and death if it means keeping old growth forests pristine and coercing investment in idealized FutureTech.

The eerie thing, though, is that there aren't that many people who don't think like potatoes Chipman here. They just don't let it all hang out as often as him, or at least without the benefit of anonymity. He's the unchecked id of lots of would-be dork knights.

>>512766

It's funny. The sort of shit blob says is the kind of thing most people look back on after they've graduated high school and are embarrassed about.

>>512674

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

>>512827

>fan noise

>static noise

Does this guy not understand that audio recording is important as well as the video?

>>512832

He barely understands how to make videos.

>>512211

This guy's principles are as solid as his muscle tone.

>>512827

What’s the odds bob related to Mundanematt?

>>512875

Come on even Matt isn't that fat and ugly.

>>511641

>sitting on your ass in front of a computer all day is "working class"

Then channers are the fucking USSR.

>>513139

>being an asshole

And a male feminist ally waiting to get good boy points.

>>512766

>take the piss out of authority

>pop culture garbage isn't important

Either bob doesn't understand the implications of what he's saying or the body snatchers are pro-gg.

>>513254

He's saying that Gunn's creepy tweets should be ignored because he's a leftist like Bob.

>>513452

>You should believe women who tell ties as opposed to """nazis""" who tell the complete truth and nothing but the truth

>>513220

God, I'm gonna party so hard when this dump truck kicks the bucket I won't be able to feel my head in the morning. All his tweets are like this, he's always angry in a passive aggressive way.

>>513576

I really do think that he should have died instead of TotalBiscuit

>>513254

>tank the 4th biggest franchise

Bob really thinks Guardians 3 is going to flop? Like the general moviegoing public is going to refuse to go see it because there's a different director? Jesus Christ, this fat fuck is beyond delusional.

>>513793

I disagree. TotalBiscuit was just your garden variety pompous asshole. MovieBob is something else entirely. MovieBob is much more deserving of the long, slow and painful death that TotalBiscuit endured.

>>513726

Lmao at all the bugs in that thread

>I feel so vindicated in being a lonely loser who cut ties with my family, now that movieblob hates working class whites as much as me!

Also love the argument that "racists" have never come in contact with other races or that their parents just taught them racism. My parents only ever told me not to be racist, and I was a lot less racist before I moved to the city and started interacting with various muds. Racism is in all of us, and it is only amplified to being exposed to people of a different race.

The argument works a thousand times better against them; do you think any of these bugs have actually spent time with or given even a moderate cuckservative a fair hearing? None the less actually living in a neighborhood where the plurality are niggers.

>>513726

What genuinely unlikable people.

>>514026

>an animal farm movie sounds boring

>unless you made it about nazis and trump, then i'd like it

>>514033

It's pretty hard to summarise. I doubt even TotalBiscuit knew what it was he was trying to say. The best I can do is he said some shit about how we don't know whether or not God exists because we don't know what's out there.

I dunno. I read it through once and that's twenty minutes of my life I'll never get back

>>514364

>hates the white middle class/working poor

,says they are "obsolete"

>loves uneducated low iq illegal manual laborers

?

>>514364

Does he not realize that the wall is supposed to keep Mexicans out so they'll be forced to turn around and take their country back from the billion crime organizations that have been dictating it for decades? Leave them no alternatives and they'll eventually take the plunge

>>514364

>Extra super racist squad of police

Is it wrong that I want to hit this fat far left fuckwit with Balrog's Gigaton blow?

>>514364

> It's like having your door closed while you're at home, and if somebody rings the bell they DON'T automatically get shot or arrested.

That's exactly how closed borders work. Has Bob ever been to another country? You get to the border, show your papers and then the officials decide whether to let you in or not.

Here is one thing I don't understand: if America is this horrible racist country run by literal Nazis, why is it that all these "people of color" so desperately want to go there? If there was a country that wanted me dead, that would be the last place I would want to go to. Someone should ask Bob about that.

>>514392

He probably does subconsciously which is why it triggers him so much.

reading thru dobson's and bob's thread, the phrase "first world problems" come to mind. forget politics, I want these fat fucks in mexico or south africa, or some other third world country, see how long they last

>>512766

It feels like people who obsess over cutesy colorful childish media tend to be more pretentious than people who just enjoy media about men punching each other

>>514206

>The-opposite-of-nazis are good

>Stalin was good

>Mao was good

>Pol Pot was good

>Fidel Castro was good

>Antifa are good

You know it astonishes me that there are people out there who genuinely believe Bob to be intelligent.

>>514003

>Also love the argument that "racists" have never come in contact with other races or that their parents just taught them racism. My parents only ever told me not to be racist, and I was a lot less racist before I moved to the city and started interacting with various muds. Racism is in all of us, and it is only amplified to being exposed to people of a different race.

I used to believe that homosexuals are just normal people, except that one weird quirk, because that was what I got taught. It wasn't until I got older and saw a pride parade for real that I understood that faggots are a disease upon society. I have no idea how anyone could see such a display of degeneracy and not come to the conlusion that razing the entire city with fire is the only right option.

>>513254

He's more or less saying that evidence and arguments don't count when they're fielded by "nazis" (i.e. people he doesn't like (i.e. people he doesn't agree with to begin with.))

Keep in mind, this dude counts himself among the "intellectuals."

>>514364

lol avoiding check points and sneaking in is the exact same thing as ringing a bell. Good one bob.

>>514833

>fake tweet

>valid stats, no argument here

>random cherry picked examples

cool dood

>>511393

Isn't The Escapist fucking dead now?

>>515009

It will be the moment Yahtzee leaves and makes his own channel.

>>515011

I assumed he moved to SF to find a new career or network.

>>514833

>>514497

>some other third world country, see how long they last

Homo and tranny propaganda only exist in the first world for a reason. Even the communist nations the left loves so much jailed or killed gays and trannies on sight. I wouldn’t be shocked if there a big homo exodus outta Europe in the future. More third world refugees means more anti-faggoty. It forcing younger Western European to realizing LGBT shit and anti-white propaganda is damaging to society.

>>515011

>>515011

>It will be the moment Yahtzee leaves and makes his own channel.

Yahtzee doesn’t seem that smart. He probably gotten contracted to stay.

reuploaded *

>>515023

Yahtzee's the type who has talent but stays working for a shitty company for convenience. Moviebob's the guy who has nothing else but the company despite being a shitty worker.

>>514473

Or about how fucktons of Zimbabwe blacks were rushing into evil apartheid South Africa. That one would make his head explode.

>>514707

Or maybe not. He would probably say that they were traitors to based bob Mugabe.

>>515063

I don't think he even does it for convenience, actually. He loves bitching and playing the oppression card so he probably just enjoys living under the corporate boot.

>>514983

<(1)

<Doesn't engage the thread topic

<White-knights degenerates

<Muh tranny and fag pr

<M-muh c-cherry picking!!11

Aren't cocksuckers supposed to be good at banter? When did your skin become as thin as your colon lining anon?

>>515011

Is yahtzee still getting views? The angry, edgy reviewer fad died out in 2010 from what I remember.

>>515191

>Is yahtzee still getting views?

Not on the escapist's website. Only on youtube really

>>515023

>Yahtzee doesn’t seem that smart

It's not a question of smart. Yahtzee stays with The Escapist

A) because he doesn't really care

B) because The Escapist will pay him a flat rate which means he doesn't have to worry about things like the adpocalypse fucking with his earnings. ZP is basically steady work for him while he works on other projects, like getting his novels published

>>515180

Bob has no reason to call himself an intellectual generally but he does it anyway

>>512674

You don't have to. It was posted when it happened. He was tweeting NON-STOP, even more than usual.

>>513254

>no one meaningfully cared about the pedophile jokes

So? No one honestly cared about Rosanne's tweet or Paula Deen's n-bomb from 40 years ago, yet here we are.

>>516153

>There isn't even the pretense that one group has to lose so the other can ascend anymore

Funny enough, these words by themselves also explain why people are getting so fed up with identity politics.

>>516322

For all of their accusations of other people being "reactionary" Bob and Company don't appear to understand that reactionaries… react. There wouldn't be a youth alt-right presence measuring more than a rounding error or even fervidly civic nationalist "MAGApedes" if it weren't for people like them making a holy icon out of a double standard for identity politics. Never would have been a Gamergate. Never would have been a Frog Twitter. Probably wouldn't have even been a real Trump campaign. They are the architects of their own nemeses. Deep down, though, I think it's what they want. They want THEIR nazis to punch. They want THEIR Civil Rights marches. They want THEIR Vietnam. They've idolized the teenaged Boomer rebellion narrative and seek their 21st century cartoon reboot to live out.

>>516153

None of Bob's writing actually makes its way into my brain. It goes in one ear and out the other. I have to read his bullshit three times before I get what he's saying. You have to come at it with a specific mindframe, like how scientologists talk about thetans and SPs.

>>516153

You think this is Butt hurt. Lindsay Ellis friend Bella called Bernie Sanders KKK leader.

>>512219

Apparently not, but he sort of likes her philosophy. Found this video about it.

>>516415

That is what happens when people fetishize victimhood. They want those sweet victim points, they want a cause to fight for, but they want to be in control of the problem they are fighting. If those weak-willed faggots had to face any actual adversity they would be the first to piss their pants. Bragging about punching Nazis is easy behind a Twitter account or when you are masked in a mob.

>>516473

Huh, the way he acts, I thought he would have been a major Randroid.

>>516473

Ayn rand Far more liberal than she is conservative. She promoted selfishness and hatred religion. ( yet okay with Judaism and Islam strangely enough even though she hates Christianity and Buddhism)

>>517122

>(((Fellow White))) nerd

I'm calling him Moviebagel from now on.

>>517128

>>517132

Where have you guys been? Rand has been the punching bag for every strawmanning retard, liberal or otherwise, on the internet for over the past decade. She's like Dan Brown for people who want to feel politically intelligent.

>>517122

His opinions are so basic, stupid and repetitive you could just copy his tweets from months ago, change names around and keep random generating shitty takes from him forever.

>>517137

and yet MovieBob has praised her in previous tweets and actually suggested "good" developers should copy Atlas Shrugged to spite sexist game nerds.

>>517158

I swear half of the folklore monsters in the world were inspired by Jews.

>>517206

The Volsung Saga in particular is about greedy dwarves who turn into reptilians when they're found out. This isn't even a joke.

>>517122

I like how he keeps claiming hillarys unpopularity is down to being demonized by republikkkans for decades, thus implying that she was ALREADY unpopular when they decided to back her, but somehow can't quite connect the dots and conclude that running her was a shit move. Bernie would have won

>>517457

>Bernie would have won

No he wouldn't

Got to hand it to Bob in one video he proves that the left can't meme, and gives ammo to the living Muppet Peterson.

>>517457

>>517487

>Someone who advertised themselves as a "democratic socialist"/ had communist sympathies would ever win the presidency in America where all socialism=communism thanks to 50 years of Cold War "reds under beds" propaganda.

Big old nope there.

>>517617

At this point I'm convinced they attack this guy with the weakest shit possible just to drive more people to him. He's been confirmed a CIA asset multiple times so it's not even that big of a leap.

>>517624

>in America where all socialism=communism thanks to 50 years of Cold War "reds under beds" propaganda.

I'm pretty sure the fact that communism and socialism are the same thing is what makes people say that.

>>517675

Communism and Socialism are the same thing

>>511518

Honestly this

>>519350

I doubt it was actual Nazi's that got that guy fired. They are 90-100 years old by now, if any are still alive.

>>519370

To people like Bob anyone that isn't on the left is a Nazi.

>>519449

He makes himself look like an idiot.

>>519350

How do you think bob will justify MCU stars and crew unfollowing James Gunn after he started making jokes about raping his daughter after Disney fired him? Only ones defending him are the guardians of NAMBLA cast. The fact the worse actor and most replaceable person in guardians of Nambla think he can show Disney Who boss by threatening to quit shows how much of a hugbox Hollywood is. Dave Bautista probably the dumbest wrestler next to CM punk. He pulling the same shit when Daniel Bryan got a pushed instead of him. Disney probably consider him less of a Star than WWE. Crying cyber Nazis when normies were gross out from years of child rape jokes doesn’t help.

Bob would look really fucking hot with a thick BBC shoved down his throat. I bet with proper training he could give better sloppy head than those hoodrats in the ghetto who work hard for their money.

>>520330

I think Bob's white knights might be even more pathetic than Bob himself

>>519490

>How do you think bob will justify MCU stars and crew unfollowing James Gunn after he started making jokes about raping his daughter after Disney fired him?

Obviously time traveling nazis tricked them/russians hacked their brains/they're not real people.

>>517487

;^)

>>520333

Remember it all goes back to his most infamous line, "There are no bad methods, only bad targets."

For CinemaRoberto there are no consistent principles; it's just a matter of who/whom. Anything that he thinks will usher in the fatbeard paradise singularity he anticipates where he will don a toga and appear on a twelve story high hologram reviewing the latest cerebral download experience for his millions of enlightened patrons.

Anyone got blobbo's doxxxxxx yet?

>>517675

>>517716

>>519455

For decades they were different. But then this happened:

>>517675

Who cares? It there's no difference if a guy a socialist or a communist, in both cases the guy is likely to be either a poorfag that believes he deserves free stuff or a turbokike that wants to gain wealth and political power by exploring the stupidity of the first individual.

>>511642

Proof?

>>520637

This

It doesn't help either that the MSM's efforts to cater to the lowest common denominator have helped create a climate where any middle ground has all bit disappeared.

>>520808

Very telling they press photo didn't show off the bride's face. I know emuland isn't full of good-looking people at all, but he must have really scrapped the bottom of the barrel if he's too embarrassed to show off his trophy wife at his wedding.

>>520823

>Running to Daddy Jack to censor the bad guys when they hurt your feelings

>Balls

No, those are called "ovaries."

>>520823

I like how Bob is too much of a coward to tweet at EVS.

>>520832

>Very telling they press photo didn't show off the bride's face.

It's not a press photo, it's one of their photos. I picked that one so you could see Yahtzee actually putting a ring on this woman's finger.

Far as I know the press didn't report shit about Yahtzee getting married. Yahtzee probably wouldn't want them to anyway, he's kind of a private person. Doesn't shit everything all over twitter unlike Blob here.

>I know emuland isn't full of good-looking people at all

1) She's a burger. Yahtzee moved to burgerland two years ago

2) Nigga what? Australia is full of fine-ass bitches?

>>520912

>2) Nigga what? Australia is full of fine-ass bitches?

Problem is they're all hidden in basements.

>>520781

>Clean shaven movie bob looks more like a pedophile than regular movie bob

>>511377

How soon until Bob start calling Doom eternal alt-right racist propaganda like the rest of the game journalists?

>>520781

>Bob: "Hey Lois, remember that time I punched the nazis while quoting Mao?"

>Lois: "It didn't happen, Bob. Also I'm a character on a tv show, I don't exist, you fat fuck."

>Bob: "Aw…"

Imagine being in your late 30's and your biggest worries in life are "nazis" being on twitter, and the director of a comic book movie getting fired. Being a manchild must be one hell of a ride.

>>521326

>Bob's on a roll here

He has to be. He's too fat to walk.

>>521326

>when someone calls someone else a pedo with no evidence it's because they're a nazi/nazi sympathizer

I'm going to start using this in reverse.

>what, you calling me a nazi? you some kind of kid toucher or something?

>>521326

Bob's impotent threats of legal action are always funny

>>521399

The sad thing is that you'd be far more likely to be unintentionally correct. If we take the (((pedo apologists))) at their word and 3-4% of the population wants to rape kids and compare it to the literal 500 Neo-Nazis in the US, we're talking about a ratio of 19,500 to 26,000 pedos to 1 Nazi.

>>520823

>r-report the meanie! I am totally not a pedofork!

lmao, I mean, it's not like his leftists buddies would hate him or anything if he came out of the kiddie closet

>>520823

>make post about how Bob constantly defends paedophiles

>twatter user calls out Bob for constantly defending paedophiles

Is this Steve Johnson a /cow/ anon?

>>520984

The moment his spite marketing check from Bethesada shows up in the mail.

>>521489

She's not tatted up and she's not a blue haired landwhale so even though she's kind of plain she's instantly better than 90% of e-celeb wives. I wish them well

>>521553

>where's the right wing metoo movement

So either he's saying that, curiously, all the metoo victims are leftists, or he's saying all the people getting accused are leftists. I can't say either interpretation make right wingers look bad tbh.

>>521553

>WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE HOW DARE THEY HOLD US TO OUR OWN STANDARDS IT'S ONLY OKAY TO FIRE THE RIGHT OVER JOKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just wouldn't be blob if he did have his hypocrisy on clear display.

>>521685

This would imply Bob ever had 'it'

>>521685

>if you say pedo jokes are sick then someone will shoot a movie director!

He didn't seem to worried about nutjob communists physically attacking politicians when Maxine Waters was inciting mob violence.

>>521821

>conservatives are almost always bad people

This just proves that Bob is a useful idiot, and not one of the liberal elite as he thinks he is.

>>521821

Projecting a little too much, no wonder he deleted it before he could be laughed at.

>>512101

Her supporters were some of the most delusional twats you could imagine. At the time of the election, I had a coworker who refused to even believe the stories of Hil's temper tantrums (of which there are many) let alone the other shit she's pulled.

To my eyes, it's mostly confirmation bias. These were the same people who still believe that the MSM covered the election fairly, since CNN, MSMBC, NYT, etc were telling them what they wanted to hear.

>>521821

He should probably do something about his daddy issues

>>521926

>bad people should have bad things happen to them, good people should have the opposite

lol he gets his ideas of morality from Super Mario 3.

>>521940

James Gunn didn't do anything to any children, though.

>>521940

He's too fat for mirrors

>>522036

>if you don't feel sorry about some elite Hollywood scum losing their job, you are a bad person and should die.

wew

>>521685

LEAVE DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE ALONE, SHITLORDS

>>522036

Bob's lost his already tenuous grip on reality

>>522019

*minors

Bob made a 46 minute video about #RehireJamesGunn

>>522579

>>522438

>James Gunn jokes about raping his daughter after Disney firing

>has pedo theme parties

You have to be a Nazi to laugh at James Gunn!

>>521940

Someone should send screenshots of movie bob defending pedo parties to his employers.

>>522875

You're assuming (((someone))) that's willing to hire Blob wouldn't be pedos or pedo sympathizers.

>>522887

True. But game journalists might be worried about bad PR about promoting rape culture.

>>522875

If Escapist hadn't fired him yet I don't think they ever will.

>>522890

They rehired him because the new owner is so deluded that he believed Archon fired Bob because Archon was right-wing or whatever. I think they're slowly learning that it was because Bob simply cannot control his autism.

>>521944

>bad people should have bad things happen to them

>MovieBob lost his job, got 'beetus and became a complete laughingstock

I mean, he's not wrong

>>522892

So how long do you suppose it's gonna take for him to work himself up enough to bring on the inevitable heart attack?

>>522912

Whenever Nintendo inevitably makes Mario into a Trump standin.

>>522990

Throw some weiners at her face and she will forget everything.

>>522579

>The first 4 fucking minutes of this shit is he saying nothing relevant about James Gunn

And this motherfucker made youtube videos for a living?

>>523066

It was easy to make a living as a Jewtuber back in 2008, especially if you leeched off the popularity of Yahtzee and AVGN like Bob did.

>>523067

Back then his videos were almost exclusively on Escapist.

>>523071

Even so, that's how he's had a career. He used to post his videos on the same sites as two much more popular people

>>523066

To be fair, not saying anything relevant is probably bobs best shot at not saying something dumb.

>>522875

The Escapist doesn't care since they've re-hired him.

>>522990

>mundanematt

He won't acknowledge it. He will make a video about someone who got bullied to death.

>>523120

>The Escapist doesn't care since they've re-hired him

The escapist won’t be around for long. They recently said they would go apolitical to save themselves. Yet they re-hired movie bob.

>>523120

Mundanematt recently made a video about a nurse that committed suicide. He compared himself to the nurse.

>>523338

>There are days when I'm sorry for every small bit I contributed to making "Professional YouTube Gamer Person" a thing

Well, let's unpack this. He's not Professional. He's not a Gamer (by his own admission) so really he's just a "YouTube Person". Certainly not a YouTube person who contributed to anything given that more than ten years later still nobody knows or cares who he is.

>>523338

>Persian/Yugoslav mix cares more about white people then most white people.

wew

>>523356

I get the feeling he only does it for the infamy and attention. That's better than nothing I guess but still.

>>523358

If he did it for the infamy and attention he'd post about political shit more often, like Blobbert here. Instead he's generally uncomfortable bringing up political issues and usually only does so when he feels he has to say something. A lot of the controversy surrounding JonTron and his 'problematic' opinions was somewhat accidental on his part, for instance he probably had no expectation that SJWs would lose their shit over his calling the PS Plus 'retarded'

>>523356

Persians are Slavs are both Aryan. Look at Jon's skin tone and he's clearly white.

>>523372

I never see or expect genuineness in ecelebs.

>>523372

>>523338

Does movie bob think he famous by people laughing at him? Even Razorfist is both better known and more influential than blob. And he doesn’t have game journalists backing him or feeding him viewers. With far less subs razorfist already boogeyman to koGabea fanboys when he points out koGabea bad writing and him bleeding konami money by fucking around with celebrities on company yen.( konami finally turned a profit after firing koGabea. Almost like he was fired for a good reason.) fuck I even say Mundanematt still more popular and Influential than blob.

Non-American here: who the fuck is James Gunn and why would there even in the most paranoid social Marxist's fever dreams be a group of conservatives who want him fired?

>>523375

> Persians are Slavs

Did you mean "Persians and Slavs" or do you really believe that Persians are Slavs.

>>523623

Some no name Hollywood writer/director nobody would've even pretended to care about if he wasn't hired for Guardians of the Galaxy, which by the way only happened because he was cheap as dirt.

>>523859

Movie bob is proof that Millennials got screwed over by the 80s kids generation.

>>522579

Gunn getting shitcanned really is Bob's "Sonic's arms aren't blue!" isn't it?

>>523709

What the fuck is this shit? Why would batman give two flying fucks outside of 5 minutes of being let down that she passed up BatGod for a brazilian? It makes zero sense. Im glad i dropped comics.

>>523890

>What the fuck is this shit?

Tom king award winning writing. DC now ignoring Batman visiting the afterlife and befriending supernatural beings like Wonder Woman and the demon Etrigan. What worse DC recently ruined damian Wayne by having Slade literally cucking Batman. Now only talia bang slade. Batman been raising Deathstroke son as his own for 14 years.

>>523891

Jesus christ.

>>523925

>Cohen

>>523925

Cohen is just a female and skinny version of Bob.

>>523925

Liberals are why I am happy San Francisco now a India tier shithole.

>>523945

And to think, when they shuffled the darkies off to Oakland and charged a toll to drive back into SF they thought they were in the clear.

>>523929

Frank Miller's a hack now and hasn't had anything original to say since the 90s but I would take a hundred Frank Miller written comic books over even one of what these idiots are putting out right now. At least All Star Batman and Robin was well drawn.

>>523859

>blob goes full "fellow white people"

I wonder if he is jewish.

>>523962

Doubt it. He's frequently complained that his parents sent him to Catholic school

>>523987

Well that narrows it down to homosexual or Saracen then.

>>523959

>At least All Star Batman and Robin was well drawn.

Can’t remember the last comic that impressed me with art. I still think holy terror a fun read. If holy terror was about evil Christian terrorist instead of Muslim jihadist it would’ve won industry awards for being WOKE.

>>524075

>Can’t remember the last comic that impressed me with art.

Electriic Retard.

>>524427

so, bob is one of those morons who would post trump touches wall.jpg o here?

>>524519

>his incredibly nuanced view of the 2016 election is "they hate jews".

That's actually a lot more accurate than most writeups.

>>524519

>Bob will spend hours researching and discussing the intricacies of the Die Hard franchise

Lol no. Unless by researching you mean 'reading Wikipedia' and by discussing the intricacies you mean 'spouting his own highfalutin, pseudo-intellectual drivel whilst thumbing through a thesaurus in an effort to make himself sound cleverer than he really is'

>>525465

We should investigate pro movie bob tweets. Movie bob fans are probably bigger losers than him.

>>525608

Well two of his biggest fans have threads on this board Dobson and Jerry Peet.

>>525608

>Movie bob fans are probably bigger losers than him.

Not physically speaking I would imagine.

>>525618

What the fuck is that website?

>>525740

Bob probably thinks trump eating a bucket of KFC is some kind of hidden racist message (but only to fool his supporters into thinking he's a racist bigot working class (doesn't exist) nazi like them (which he is but they're still fooled, because 1/?)).

>>525740

>>526251

>Bob blame madden toxic masculinity on autistic shooting

>>526853

>audible pig noises

>>526853

You can really tell his biggest fear is having Mario taken from him. Not dying alone or at a young age, not being hated by everyone, not losing a chance to do check off something on the bucket list but just a video game.

>>526853

>>526858

>You can really tell his biggest fear is having Mario taken from him

More reason why a mario American game football should happen.

>>527213

I guess you could say his world view is rather two dimensional.

>>527451

He makes it into an artform making fun of fat retards.

>>527451

Razorfist a fan of Scott Steiner. No one can bring down fatties like Scott Steiner.

>>528211

I don't know how they've managed it but NeoGaf/Resetera have managed to have the absolute shittiest opinion about just about anything that you can have

>>528224

They weeded out all the sensible people so only retards stay there. Kind of like Gamergate, only with bans instead of insufferable autism.

>>528235

There were never sensible people on resetera.

>>527451

You know you have it bad when you're getting owned by discount StyxHexenHammer777

When/if MDE gets around to making new cocks again, I would love to see a video in the style of An Inconvient Anime or Gamer Dude where they rip Blob to shreds. A parody about him literally writes itself

>>528242

There were. That lasted 1 day, at most, because people thought the shit with NeogGAF wouldn't transfer there, despite the mods actually being more free to be ban happy than before.

>>511399

I saw him on the escapist youtube channel. Honestly he wasn't bad when he stuck to Comicbook guy nerd lore even though he's admitted himself he wikipedias a lot of his knowledge.

>Check his paypig. He's up by 1.5k more than he was back in the day

Honestly, he should be happy. He's somehow managed to pander to an untapped feminist incel corner of the internet.

Bob is a retard, he's mostly irrelavent as a person and anyone who gives him money is ashamed to admit it (especially the SJW cunts he worships) but somehow he's managed to survive.

By no means VICTORY! But damn impressive for a fat ugly sack with no talent and limited skills.

>>529149

Brandyn seems like a pretty decent guy. Rarely do I gain admiration for random people simply by reading their tweets.

Someone that smart and reasonable could easily be turned to natsoc over a couple years

>>526095

>he smoked weed, that's comparable to probably being a pedophile!

>>529636

>>529149

Someone with a twatter should bait him with stuff about the whites in South Africa.

>>529636

>>529149

>Liberal media bias is a myth

>Ignores blue states having more poverty and graduation rates than red states thanks to places like Detroit

How would movie bob justify outside of the entertain industry. majority of Black doctors, engineers and scientists are registered Republicans or at least vocal conservatives? I bet blob is someone who would call Ben Carson an Uncle Tom.

>>529678

>>529149

Fucking auto correct. I said lower graduation rates. I swear Apple IOS auto correct is censoring people politically. What I get for borrowing a iPod.

>>529678

>>529678

> I bet blob is someone who would call Ben Carson an Uncle Tom

He is and that's what he called the people who where part of #notyourshield Too bad he deleted those tweets.

>>529693

I wish Gamergate saved a lot of tweets

>>529700

A lot of dumbasses did and censored the name and/or saved with relative timestamps. Every time I tried to tell people in threads how stupid it was to do that I'd get dogpiled by obvious redditors or banned.

>>529636

>culture thrives in blue states

Obese mulattos write a lot of operettas do they? Oh, he means taco trucks and interior semiotics.

>>530535

>Bob thinks Venezuela a socialist paradise

I guess The Brazilians trying to stop Venezuelans from sneaking into Brazil are racist white Supremacists.

>>531555

>More Ayn Rand cuntriding

He really goes out of his way to make himself as ridiculous as ridiculous as possible, doesn't he?

>>531555

A) Neckbeards are never as smart as they pretend they are and do not read anything more challenging than muh capeshit. See tvtropes for the perfect example.

B) 1984 points out the unkind truth about their totalitarian government fantasies, and Brave New World hurts their self-esteem by showing how awful a decadent society really is to live in (see commiefornia)

That dumb cunt obsessed with steel manufacturing is the only "intellectual" writer left that doesn't pop their frail world view. On top of that, Atlas has such an awful reputation that next to no one actually wants to read it and thus heaving masses like blob have an easier time getting away with pretending they've read more than two chapters and the wikipedia summary.

>>531555

>Bobbie

>Liking Ayn Rand

I thought leftists hated her guts

>>532008

>Ayn Rand

>Totalitarian

What are you on about?

>>532056

>lacking reading comprehension

>>532049

He never played Bioshock so he didn't get the memo he's supposed think she's badong and anyone following him is either too young or too forgetful to remember.

>>532179

>He never played Bioshock

He did play Bioshock though. Bioshock's one of the few games he actually did play. It's just that in true Bob fashion he completely missed the point.

>>532206

I was making a joke.

>>532342

I hate capeshit a little more every day.

>>532342

>Comic books are serious business you guise!

>I can't just talk about them because I like them, I have to pretend they're important too!

>>532342

Every time I catch myself thinking 'Bob couldn't possibly be more retarded' Bob comes along and says some more shit to prove me wrong.

>>532357

>>532376

Fun fact: top selling capeshit like batman barely cracks 20K per month, with the infamous "100K issues shipped" that the cucks on /co/ brag about only being the issues shipped to bookstores like barnes and nobles and not actual sales to humans. Capeshit is so cancerous even the shitty sonic tie-in was keeping pace with it.

>>532342

>Movie bob and LE geek culture or identity have zero culture beyond movies for children and leftists group think

>>532357

>I hate capeshit a little more every day

I think I hate Harry Potter more. At least comic book fans are beginning speak out against propaganda shit. Harry Potter is pure propaganda.

>>532449

The parent companies are starting to consider folding the comic divisions entirely and just going into reprints. The reasons being that, like you said, they're just publishing garbage that doesn't sell and if it's securing the intellectual property that they want, they can better accomplish that by keeping the old comics in reprints.

>>532449

>Superhero comics have been in a steady decline since when, the late 80s/early 90s?

You are correct sir, as soon as vidya hit the scene comics entered a nose-dive they have yet to pull out of. This is why early 90's capeshit had more gimmicks than a modern pokemon design, such as holographic covers, killing off superman for two weeks, the reboots you mentioned, and every idea rob liefeld put to pen. Things were so bad that marvel actually declared bankruptcy in the late 90's, and was only saved by Blade's opening weekend.

>>532455 (checked)

>Wasn’t the IDW my little downy comic held pre-orders records that hasn’t been broken for a number of years?

As far as I'm aware that record is still unbroken, which speaks volumes more about the state of /co/cuckery than I ever could. It's going to be interesting to see how companies like Dark Horse and up-and-coming indies take advantage of the big two's slow suicide. Naturally spiderman philosophers like blob will kevetch for years over these changes and lament the loss of bi-racial tranny supergirl (whose also blind).

>>532484

>The parent companies are starting to consider folding the comic divisions entirely and just going into reprints.

That explains why grant morrison ditched dc to ruin Heavy Metal magazine.

>>532451

>Harry Potter is pure propaganda.

HP is mainly a mediocre magic-laden YA take on British boarding schools, the propaganda is pure retrojection by the author to stay relevant (hurr Hermione is akshually black despite the cover illustrations approved by me showing her as white etc)

>>532666

>Things were so bad that marvel actually declared bankruptcy in the late 90's

While it is true that the constant deluge of shit nobody could have possibly thought valuable even five years later ultimately really hurt the industry, Marvel went bankrupt mainly due to a combination of some short-sighted top level Marvel employee, who didn't read comics and didn't actually like the company, deciding that they could kill off the newsstand market (basically most of their exposure) in favour of the, at the time, more lucrative direct market (comics shops etc.) and another idiot at Marvel deciding to buy the third biggest comic book distributor, which meant that all the other comic book distributors had to fold and as a result a lot of comic book shops had to close.

>>532970

>Two guys who admit to not liking the material their companies produce nearly tank a 60 year old industry leader

It always amazes me that people like this get into the positions that they do, and it happens more in comics than anywhere else. Leave it to short-sighted kikes to bet the farm on a single distribution model and then destroy the pillars supporting that model just to make a quick buck.

>>533435

The only thing more insulated than blob's arteries is the echo-chamber he's built for himself.

>>523925

>lesbo girl dressed in a modest bodysuit

>fag almost naked

🤔

This guy is suing The Escapist and its new owners because Russ Pitts, the editor, made very specific accusations about the site being used as an alt-right recruitment tool

https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/09/lawsuit-moves-forward-regarding-escapist-editor-in-chief-russ-pitts-alt-right-comments/68323/

If the lawsuit is successful and The Escapist has to settle, there's no way it won't affect Bob. Bob's a living liability

>>534663

I agree with Stephen from pic two. Nazis aren't conservatives. They're third positionists, like Juche

>>534663

>my favorite bumper sticker says

Anyone who says this should be tortured to death.

>>534722

Dubs of truth, blobbo is going to be kicked off the site for a second time. Also, how fucking insane do you have to be to think a third-rate vidya review site is an alt-kike recruitment tool?

>>534796

When you look at that site and see fags like Bob, that doesn't exactly make you want to become a liberal.

>>534946

We're now all programmed to hate things based on whether or not we think people we hate will like them

No, that's just you Blob.

Reminder that he liked The Dark Knight, thought it was the best film ever and tard-raged when it wasn't nominated for Best Picture. Then all of a sudden he found out that 'dudebros' and 'the jawks' also liked the movie so now he hates it.

He's hypocritically criticising exactly the attitude he typifies.

>>534956

Given how dumb he is I wouldn't be surprised if he actually forgot he liked it originally.

>>535302

>>535329

They both seem to think Kylo Ren is a screaming, hollering strawman version of Star Wars fans but they're both too stupid to realize if that were true it wouldn't be some awesome slam dunk against the fanboys, it would be an extremely petty and pathetic form of franchise suicide.

>>535406

>They both seem to think Kylo Ren is a screaming, hollering strawman version of Star Wars fans

How does someone even begin to come to that conclusion? Is it because he's >white?

>>535302

The kind of people to read into Kylo Ren so personally that they think he's an attack on gamergaters and toxic masculinity are a lost cause. Not everything revolves around twitter drama you fat narcissistic slob.

>>535611

Kylo collects Darth Vader memorabilia. Just like Star Wars fans!

>>535619

I'll admit I've never seen the movie so are the bad guys really just imperial cosplayers? That sounds retarded.

>>535611

>>535615

If you wanna get REALLY fucking woke, Kylo Ren has far more in common with Rian Johnson than he does any Star Wars fan.

>Wants to "change" the galaxy and get rid of the "old" empire and rebels, even at the cost of thousands of lives

>Is adamant to Rey that there is nothing special about her family

>Kills Snoke

>Blows up the rebels

>Basically serves as the enforce of Rian Johnson's effects on the Star Wars canon

There you have it.

>>535624

In Force Awakens, it seems like they're a militia made from the remnants of the Empire's military and they actually have to fight a guerrilla war from the shadows. They build another death star style weapon, but they keep it secret until the good guys find it.

That would have been a very interesting, refreshing idea. Evil rebels? Fighting against a slowly reforming galactic alliance that's still "The Resistance" because they've had to fight off the guerrilla sith terrorists so much they haven't been able to settle in yet? A little convoluted to be fair, but very different and an exciting twist on the formula.

But Rian Johnson, brilliant mastermind of subverting cliches that he is, decided to bring the series back to the cliche dynamic of big evil empire vs helpless rebels because he's just that double woke plus.

>>535624

Kylo is a sith lord in all but name. He dresses appropriately for his job, it's not really 'cosplay'.

The rest of the villains seemingly just materialized out of the vacuum of space to give the movies an Empire stand-in without having to work for it. No explanation is given for the stormtroopers, TIE fighters, star destroyers, etc.