387c2c No.392362
https://gab.ai/Britbongreturns
https://stream.me/britbongreturns
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears
>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.
>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact
>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.
>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.
>No future prospects of ever being invited to the Baited! Podcast.
>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.
>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports"
<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.
>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened. (https://imgur.com/a/BuJuM)
>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.
>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you.
<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.
>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).
>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.
<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.
>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: https://britbong.com/girlfriend-application (https://archive.fo/XjgJe) Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past. Vagina is optional.
<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.
>Allegations of crossdressing.
<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.
>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.
<If you made it this far, you already turned grεmlin.
Previous threads
Thread #39: >>379634 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Nb9S9)
Thread #38: >>357467 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)
Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)
Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)
Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive: https://archive.fo/srLgb)
Older: https://p.teknik.io/Simple/Csg9K
387c2c No.392364
EVERYONE, START STOCKPILING MEMES FOR THE COMING WAR
ec110c No.392382
Anyone have an image confirming that he's 5'4'? Like what people did with manlet woes.
757eb9 No.392383
the little man is currently burning a bridge big enough to crush him by report bunty, and keem using https://twitter.com/itattledonyou/with_replies, https://twitter.com/trustedtwit and https://twitter.com/britbongcom
385c92 No.392392
>>392383
Reposting from last thread because why not
385c92 No.392398
>>392392
He is STILL using that obvious sockpuppet as well.
387c2c No.392399
>>392382
There were 2 others, 1 with a statue and 1 where his height was measured against bottles.
0cacba No.392402
>>392400
can you fucking spoiler that shit next anon?
7b2ff6 No.392410
How are there still no Venti nudes….
0cacba No.392416
>>392410
i've heard there were. there is even a picture of her holding a sign telling cuckchan that "posted tits" or something to that effect.
5d70b3 No.392426
>>392416
I haven't seen anything definitive, just investigations if some flowing tits were hers and so on.
0cacba No.392430
>>392426
that's what i was referring to also. who knows.
5d70b3 No.392434
>>392430
shame, she makes my pipi so hard )^:
36186b No.392441
>>392440
perfect thiccness, too
d71c2c No.392446
>>392440
hermoine granger with tits
0cacba No.392474
>>392446
>>392454
i wouldnt mind her strangling me with those legs
9fb6e6 No.392478
Hes already changed the names on both of those twitter accounts, not even trying to hide it haha
ef30df No.392490
The Exceptional Detective here.
Trannytears just got emptyhero flagged down on twitter and called the cops on me for tweeting I could benchpress him LOL
Day 6 of Dominic Vanner Mental Breakdown in full effect
a9cb53 No.392497
d71c2c No.392499
>>392490
hell hath no fury like a little man in a dress
757eb9 No.392506
>>392497
they already brought him on once and all his did was stream interracial cuck porn
didn't say a peep
0cacba No.392512
>>392478
/cow/ is really great proving ground to show how to _not_ handle a streaming or video production career online.
>>392489
this one is new to me. very pretty. thanks.
>>392490
You better watch out.
You better be nice.
Britbong won't think about it twice.
Trannytears is reporting accounts.
He sees what you are typing.
He sees what you all say.
He sees when you criticize him, and banter is not his foray.
Oh, You better watch out.
Oh, You better be nice.
Britbong won't think about it twice.
Trannytears is reporting accounts.
ef30df No.392513
>>392506
This.
Hey Dominic, why dont you ask Homor if he will protect you here! #8chansafetysquad
a9cb53 No.392516
757eb9 No.392611
387c2c No.392614
But Brit, you're already on minds. Did you forget your password?
https://www.minds.com/britbong
0cacba No.392633
>>392410
I know I've replied anon, but I wanted to expand saying that I am glad there haven't been nudes leaked of her. In my opinion it shows that she holds a strong esteem for herself. It's enough to enjoy her beauty through her fashion style.
0cacba No.392654
>>392642
how is it so hard to find a "male-friend-free girl"? you know, just like, go out and meet them, and stuff.
d4d98e No.392666
>>392633
She doesn't have to be a whore for her nudes to exist. Could be private stuff leaked.
I wanna see dem tittays as I imagine her sitting on my face.
0cacba No.392686
>>392666
(the devil's digs)
I have to concede that people take pictures of themselves in the buff. still, it should be obvious to everyone that nudes get leaked much, no matter any intention on privacy. the lack of leaks either means a) those she shared them with have never felt a reason to leak them - even out of spite - or b) she never has taken any nudes.
>I wanna see dem tittays as I imagine her sitting on my face.
a true romantic at heart.
cec88b No.392690
>>392686
Or c) her cellphone didn't get stolen. Yet.
3f5f48 No.392692
>>392642
Lmfao what a sad sack of shit
cec88b No.392694
>>392692
well, he's not wrong about anything tho, except for mom and dad part.
0cacba No.392701
>>392694
what did he expect to accomplish with such a desperate post? no woman would find that reasonable or attractive.
>>392690
that's a point.
53ff5a No.393030
>>393028
Hope it does, then even more people will know what a loser you are little guy.
979bcb No.393031
>>393028
>implying an autistic bunch are the idols of /cow/
lel
>britbong gets bootie blasted 2: electric boogaloo
https://youtu.be/GqzOIJHJBlA?t=24m31s
53e1d1 No.393034
>>393031
Keem really went in on Bong so funny watching him shrivel up in chat and backpedal when Keem wasn't phased by his threat
ba94e4 No.393039
Titties asked tiddies delivered.
9eb4d2 No.393040
>>393028
>>393032
So uh. You ousted two of your sock accounts Dominic. You went full internet kamikazi and are on a collision course. With what though remains to be seen.
9eb4d2 No.393042
>>393040
Oops wrong screenshot.
0cacba No.393043
>>393039
Why did Venti have to do that?
0cacba No.393044
>>393040
>>393042
it seems like he doesn't care. isn't having multiple accounts against most sites' TOS now?
ba94e4 No.393047
>>393043
I don't know the reason, i just know it happened on cuckchan for he will not divide us.
7b2ff6 No.393055
>>393039
no face =/= not confirmed
0cacba No.393058
>>393047
>>393055
while you're right, why would she post that first picture?
ad1c9f No.393060
>>393055
I can confirm. I was watching the night she posted. her tit is also the "stop masturbating" meme tit.
9fa237 No.393061
>>393058
because she fancies herself «le funny randum xD """comedian"""»
>>393060
sorry anon, rules are rules = no face, no confirm
ad1c9f No.393062
>>393058
she was attention whoring since 5k people were watching hwndu and scanning the threads. I forgot what kinda ebinlulz were had that night but it was a big deal and maybe she wanted some of that attention.
0cacba No.393072
>>393062
so she got drunk on the attention. her videos have been seen by more than that many people though a thousand times over.
>>393061
you're right anon. but you have to give it that it's quite a coincidence.
>>393060
i've never seen this meme.
385c92 No.393096
>>393031
LOL, I hope everyone itt watches this.
Manlet probably thought Keem would just ignore him and he could tell his fans "Haha they are too timid", but man..he went after him.
And in typical Britbong fashion, he had nothing to reply to him other than "lol u mad" and "haha bald".
His autism has really been on overdrive the last 24 hours, I wonder what he´ll do on today's stream. Probably watch the Keemstar-thing in it´s entirety, pausing every 2 seconds to say "proof" and "not true".
At the beginning of the last stream, he said he was supposed to go to his brothers house with his family on saturday and they´d all go to dinner later. But he said we wouldn´t go because having to spend time at his brother's house was too boring and stressful.
Guess he should have gone, he did a lot of harm to himself and his "career" yesterday.
He thinks he has nothing left to lose, but that´s completly wrong.
504164 No.393116
>>393031
haha he got destroyed, literally begging for forgiveness…. look how many socks this little faggot has and hes showing them all, he must be desperate
anyone got channel links for them all?
385c92 No.393251
Some interesting shit from the BIDF-front:
Jammku's account is gone and the follower-buying actual pedo is busy being a little bitch.
504164 No.393257
>>393251
maybe the po po got jammku for those school shooter esq tweets and billion manifesto's about the "boglin" army (god thats faggy)
385c92 No.393262
>>393257
He also used one of his Discord-fags to deliver a message to Keem. One that is littered with lies.
It´s like he had some kind of amnesia and forgot that he spent the entirety of last night reporting people on Twitter using two "tattle-tale" accounts.
979bcb No.393266
>>393262
this kid- he actually went on /bybs/ to shill for britbong. was in the VC while bong was planning to raid the stream.
also:
>he pays for discord
385c92 No.393268
>>393266
Yeah, that kid's account is full of racist shit and jokes about TotalBiscuit's cancer as well, what a great way to spread the word.
I wonder how the manlet will explain this to Keem.
387c2c No.393294
Mastermind Keemstar reveals himself
Hoooooooly damn.
That part at 2:10 made me go "WORLD STAR!" irl.
We have Keemstar eternally B,T,F,Oing the lil man, while Tranny is on his 2 socks in chat, franatically switching between them (also, admitting they're both him), trying to bog down what he has unleashed.
According to Keem, he's got spies in Tranny's discord (who at this point doesn't?) and the next step is going to be involving the police.
Because apparently, Tranny & fans were planning to flood Anything4view's discord with CP.
…he's been really quite since then, think he's gonna stream tonight?
504164 No.393305
>>393294
Look how timid the short guy gets towards the end, "it wasnt me it wasnt me, i dont even troll anymore! it wasnt me" haha fucking hell shortman this year has not been good to you
385c92 No.393318
>>393294
He rescheduled the stream to monday apparently.
387c2c No.393319
Half an hour after Keem was done with him, Tranny was still in chat, on both socks, pleading.
>>393294
>That part at 2:10
I mean 1:40, that "your tears are verification"-bit.
>>393262
<1st pic
>wawawa Zoom
>wawawa Stawlkers
>wawawa I'm a victim
>wawawa Colossal doesnt talk to me
757eb9 No.393351
05745e No.393352
Keems hacker squad got Jammku. His literal everything has been taken over / deleted.
His twitch page still exists but word in the Keem-chat is it's getting wiped later tonight / tomorrow.
cddad8 No.393376
>>393294
Lol keemstar makes him irrelevant, kop blows him the fuck out, EmptyHero already unflagged
Trannytears is going to committ suicide on a livestream the way its going.
0cacba No.393380
Britbong is worse than slimy shit. That guy needs to realize that people only give him shit because they are serving it right back to him, better than he can fling it at them.
3b4e4b No.393390
>>393294
holy fuck my sides.
manlet on suicide watch.
3b4e4b No.393397
>>393352
That's hilarious you think it was keemsquad instead of jammku shitting his pants and deleting himself from the internet.
387c2c No.393400
https://twitter.com/SaltyAlexJP/ Bye bye!
https://twitter.com/Jammku/ Bye bye!
Both of you will always be welcome on the troll discord, why not join and talk about what happened?
https://discordapp.com/invite/kX49HFS
2e368a No.393401
"You wanted to play the game, You wanted to attack my friends, You wanted to take down different peoples Twitters left and right, You thought you were so funny and You got fucking owned" - Keemstar 2018
385c92 No.393403
>>393351
So this just happened…fucking lol.
His last tweet was about reporting Keemstar btw
b3941e No.393405
Lieutenant Jammku, second in command of House Bong, will be sorrowfully missed.
d03a54 No.393406
>>393403
>>393404
haha man this guys gonna be screaming currently, twitter was all he had, and that money he wasted on followers…. oof
0cacba No.393409
>>393400
is there an irc instead of shitcord?
0cacba No.393410
>>393405
With a face like that, yeah I'd worry about dumping toxic waste into the gene pool.
387c2c No.393411
>>393405
Wanted to save some rare Jammku clips before they got to him, looks like i was too late.
R.I.P. you absolute mad lad.
3b4e4b No.393412
I want to give a big thanks to JMAA. Where would we be without you.
387c2c No.393414
>>393409
Sorry man, you just gotta deal with it.
There's a general #/cow/ channel on rizon, but it's dead.
>>393412
>Manlets socks get nuked
>SaltyPedo gets nuked
>Jammku gets nuked
>JMAA is just fine
makes u think
b3941e No.393415
"Onion King" JMAA Music is down too.
385c92 No.393417
>>393404
>>393411
So…do you think these guys got taken down or did they shit their pants and ran away?
If they got taken down, who will be next?
Edit:
>>393413
Lol, deactivated his shit to delete the Keem tweet and came back with even more bought followers.
3b4e4b No.393418
>>393415
Your twitch is fine though
0cacba No.393424
>>393414
Sorry man, you just gotta deal with it.
387c2c No.393425
>>393413
Hi Alex! Glad you're back, i feel we two have really some sort of connection going here. Would be a shame to sever it so early. Why don't you come back to the Discord?
Also, how is the situation in House Bong? How are you y'all planning to get back at Keemstar?
d03a54 No.393427
>>393425
did he really cry in discord?? i hope this cringefest is being recorded by someome
385c92 No.393428
>>393413
It says "Suspected spam accounts are not shown" on the bottom.
You had like 1000+ bought followers until most of them got deleted by Twitter.Strangely, you bought those right after someone made fun of you for ranting to your less than 20 followers.
Insecure much?
And it still says "175 followers" despite Twitter audit saying you have only 18, fucking mongoloid.
Maybe egg on Keemstar some more and bring in his kid some more, that would really help the manlet out tright now!
0cacba No.393430
>>393425
is this guy a britbong alt?
387c2c No.393431
Here are some of these veiled threads MT made towards Colossal in the last months.
If anyone's curious about that.
>>393427
No they don't go on voice. They usually just spam up the general chat, then leave when Bong leaves.
>>393430
Veteran BIDF are virtually indistinguishable from Britbong himself.
0cacba No.393432
>>393431
>Veteran BIDF are virtually indistinguishable from Britbong himself.
d03a54 No.393434
>>393431
>>393432
Imagine being so brain damaged that you just repeat shitty "catchphrases" from an autistic closetted tranny you saw on youtube and that being all you can do
3b4e4b No.393435
>>393434
sounds like a thing a normie would do in a progressive society.
387c2c No.393436
BREAKING NEWS
It appears Jammku has left the Bong Discord.
Indeed, it appears Jammku may have deserted.
TrannyTears is currently withholding any comment on the matter.
0cacba No.393438
>>393434
>>393435
haha. great laughs right here.
d03a54 No.393442
>>393436
im telling you, i recon hes been spooked by the po po and hes trying to remove everything, because lets be honest, he looked like he was going to do a school shooting
385c92 No.393443
>>393436
>>393442
Plot-twist: Jammku was the mole all along, seeking revenge for Dominic ridiculing him all these years ago.
53ff5a No.393447
>>393443
you may not be that far off anon
0cacba No.393449
>>393443
Jammku is the dude with the bucked-up teeth, also apparently had a vasectomy because why not?
387c2c No.393460
It has been confirmed.
F
May we see you again in gamer heaven.
e71650 No.393463
>>393294
>Killer Fucking Keemstar
That's just perfect.
Guess it takes one psychopath to take another one out.
0cacba No.393477
Can we get some more rare Venti's?
d03a54 No.393481
>>393477
i know the threads always pretty shitty but do we need to shit it up more?
0cacba No.393483
>>393481
just looking for those rare Venti's. don't hold out anon.
35e285 No.393486
>>393477
Here you go. Fuck Brittany 56 Percenti
ae5e88 No.393513
You guys have really caused a shitstorm, they've been in their safe space all day. Do we have any spies in the voice?
What are they talking about?
9ceb07 No.393520
2e368a No.393522
>>393513
There are three "moles" in that chat right now.
cfc4fe No.393532
>>393522
keemstar is watching>>393522
4fbb50 No.393533
>>393522
Stop snitchin nigga
ee0fab No.393537
>>392489
>black cube necklace
0cacba No.393545
>>393537
Did you not read the filename for this post anon? >>392447
4a2444 No.393549
So, did that /bybs/ episode he bombed ever get reuploaded? Missed the original broadcast and would love to see him getting PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD on stream.
4fbb50 No.393553
471390 No.393557
4a2444 No.393606
>>393553
Too bad, you'd think someone would have been capping it in case of shoah.
Wouldn't Ancapistan have access to the original recording, or does the guy that runs the channel lose complete access to the video if it gets taken down?
2e368a No.393607
>>393513
Tripfag name.
Sageing ‘reddit bro’
Ingratiating opening statement
Digging for ‘mole’ information
Poster is clearly “not” Britbong
b3941e No.393646
Britbong is currently on /v/ threatening Brittany again v/thread/411872385/will-she-deliver
785039 No.393647
>>393646
Making threats on a livestream… that’s pretty edgy.
9eb4d2 No.393648
0cacba No.393649
>>393646
none of these images had anything to do with that
05745e No.393656
>>393460
You know it's kinda fucked that Jammku got hacked or had to suicide his internet life.
Pretty sure he kept his trolling to in-game only and never took it to IRL like pretty much everyone else in this war does.
Pressing F to pay respects.
ddeeb6 No.393663
>>392642
>my quality OC made it onto shitposting accounts
feelsgoodman.tiff
ae5e88 No.393665
Is he dead or was he arrested?
471390 No.393672
>>393665
he's probably just going REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in his bed. he's fine.
0cacba No.393674
>>393672
and this little piggy went REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE all the way home
7ccbfa No.393675
>>392362
>>393436
the same faggot spamming keemstars livestream defending him now turns on him within 72 hours of that stream. fucking kek
385c92 No.393709
>>393646
>>393648
Man, has been while since he used this classic retort of his.
Is this all he does at this point? Shitting on more popular YouTubers to gain some semblance of relevance?
Nigga, If you want more viewers, maybe:
>play the games people want to see?
>don´t have your community dogpile and insult everyone who is new to your streams if he asks a question you don´t like to answer?
>stop attacking people with more influence and followers than you? You gain nothing or next to nothing by doing so but you´ll make more enemies.
385c92 No.393710
>>393709
Shit, wrong picture…I meant this Bong-classic of course.
738b2e No.393732
>>393724
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>>393727
>>393728
Mad much?
385c92 No.393756
Epic JMAA, simply epic.
Keep bumping little buddy! Waste your afternoon posting here only to get every single spam-post deleted in a matter of seconds later on.
738b2e No.393758
>>393756
Wonder whats rattled the onion boy, looks like hes already given up, hes so low energy
979bcb No.393759
>>393758
don't think he had onions this morning- no wonder he's cranky. maybe we should give him food stamps?
738b2e No.393764
>>393759
Nah, he'd sell them and send the money to the shortman… onion boy has no need for food, just the love of a tiny man
738b2e No.393805
>>393801
I can feel the tears behind these posts, you okay jmaa?
385c92 No.393816
>JMAA too timid/dumb to do some actual shitposting
387c2c No.393817
>>393808
>doesn't even sage
Hello newfriend.
9b1521 No.393819
I think these spam posts might very well be MT himself. Mods could this thread get a sticky? Someone is very obviously agitated by it's mere existence.
385c92 No.393822
>>393819
It´s JMAA. His autism makes him do it from time to time. Never amounts to anything. He spents his entire day spmmaing, his stuff is deleted in minutes. Thinks this is "trolling"
You can tell he graduated from the Dominic Vanner school of trolling.
Too early for the manlet.
387c2c No.393824
>>393822
Well, JMAA is tweeting right now…
385c92 No.393833
>>393824
It is 100% him.
He used to spam the same way a few weeks ago.
The spamming stopped when JMAA's stream started and started back up immediately after he stopped the stream.
And this "hehehe" "huehuehue" shit is also what JMAA did when he backed up the manlet in the troll-discord using a sock-account (which was outed to be JMAA be the manlet).
738b2e No.393914
>>393905
whos upset? lol what reality do these niggers live in???
785039 No.393916
>>393914
The one where they’re edgy cool kids and 8chan and halfchan love them.
4fbb50 No.393970
>>393964
>>393965
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>>393967
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>>393969
Nice spam nigger.
738b2e No.393981
>>393976
i dont get it, is he making fun of britbong?
4fbb50 No.393988
>>393981
Maybe? He might just be autistic. We need to dox him and find his handlers.
87b835 No.394019
Daniel M Keem is about to have a bad time.
9b1521 No.394031
Mods, please delete all the spam. It's pretty obvious now that JMAA is trying to push the thread to bump limit. Probably because of tears himself throwing a tantrum in discord. This is a special thread that probably ought to be stickied.
471390 No.394033
>>393723
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>>393748
>>393749
>>393750
Jmaa, you had an audience and then you went and cry this autistic shit. Now you have an audience of zero for your twitch. Have fun playing with yourself.
385c92 No.394037
>>394019
LOL, AlexPedoShit thinking anyone outside of 8chan pays attention to him.
Great job trying to instigate shit with Keem while the manlet tries to make amends and is panicking.
35e285 No.394046
>>394037
I wonder what he even thinks he's accomplishing by posting Keem's dox. Everybodye and their mother already have Keem's dox.
471390 No.394048
>>394046
>keem says his dox are out there and easy to find
>pedoalex finds his dox and releases them
>keem PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
they're retarded man, don't think too much into it.
757eb9 No.394066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhs9TDffEZA
the morning kumite livestream MAY discuss the britbong/back yard blood sports kerfluffle soon
and a little bird told me certain experts on the subject are available to chat
385c92 No.394081
JMAA is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/jmaamusic/
He says he didn´t spam here (sure)
0cacba No.394123
>>394081
so this guy spams the thread, then advertises his stream? no me gusta, gordo.
87b835 No.394124
HELP MEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAADMIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
0cacba No.394127
>>394124
haha the av is the butterball cenobite.
385c92 No.394133
>>394123
I´m not JMAA (thank god)
>>394124
LOL. doesn´t he have like 5 followers on that platform?
87b835 No.394141
>>394133
exactly 5
one of them being the minds.com admin.
385c92 No.394144
>>394141
LOL, he also deleted the link to his profile from his gab
87b835 No.394151
87b835 No.394194
9b1521 No.394263
>>394149
>I want to be female
I keked
2b87ba No.394281
mfw been crying for 12 hours but need to stream
4fbb50 No.394287
>>394281
>tfw your mom wont let you were her pretty black dress.
58c949 No.394304
>>394281
haha! its really not been a good year for the smallman has it??
dc5865 No.394397
After 3 days of radio silence and 4 hours of streaming, MT hasn't mentioned Keemstar once.
>>394281
That one's great. You don't even need to edit in the tears, he already looks like he's been crying.
4fbb50 No.394484
>>394483
KOP PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
5fa8e6 No.394490
9eb4d2 No.394495
>>394478
Back at ya, shorty.
1c128b No.394498
4fbb50 No.394508
0cacba No.394510
ad7b43 No.394525
>>394520
So low energy, here use this image instead
ad7b43 No.394535
1641d3 No.394550
Can dominic even afford a Lawyer?
504164 No.394552
>>394550
Maybe, he gets 2.5k from stream.me every month and has what like no bills or rent? my question is everyone who would see the video already has, so why bother with the DMCA now?
7c31ff No.394553
>>394552
Small man with a big ego. Can't handle the bants knowing someone as retarded as KoP is laughing at him.
385c92 No.394615
JMAA, your comparisons are brilliant as always, I bet Metokur really got that reference!
Also: "Plenty" of views? I watched for a bit and you got 6 at most. We don´t like being used, JMAA! To win us back, you need to eat at least 2 onions during your next stream!
>>394397
Yeah, he´s mega-timid. Keemstar really fucked him up apparently. He looked really stressed out from what I could tell.
>>394550
Probably, but the guy is a total cheapskate and also a pussy who would probably be too afraid to go to court.Is that detective guy still doing part 2?
Speaking of Metokur: Did anyone catch the manlet shitting on him yesterday? He said his videos are for normies who can´t read up on certain subjects themselves. He´s probably pissed that Jim never replied to his ass-kissing while he did reply to KoP.
fcb1b2 No.394629
>>394615
You got a webm of that? I bet Jimbo would love to shit on Britbong next lol
757eb9 No.394657
>>394629
since britbong got detective's video removed, detective and jim should conscider working together on a new video that uses detective's as the ground work and build on it
d0f4ae No.394699
Tattled.
Enjoy those reports detective pedo
149026 No.394715
>>394699
P A T H E T I C
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385c92 No.394740
>>394699
>manlet-fans changing from "Protect free-speech at all costs!" autists to tattletales in a matter of weeks
Hahahaha…just when the internet thought you guys couldn´t be anymore pathetic. You guys really can´t think for yourselves, can you?
0cacba No.394836
cdb423 No.394837
>>394824
Back at it again, man you're salty
5fca32 No.394855
>>394837
Its the Onion Lord
385c92 No.394861
>>394855
It´s either the ogro de los cebollas or AlexPedoKid pretending to him.
cdb423 No.394863
>>394855
i know, its just the irony of who hes sticking up for and what hes typing
9eb4d2 No.394955
>>394550
The video is gonna go back online when Dominic is unable to present legal papers to counter the counterclaim.
385c92 No.395019
>Keemstar announces he´ll start fucking with Britbong's "boys"
>days later, Onionator's and MidOrPidor's twitch are gone
Are you tired of winning yet?
JMAA also wrote a lengthy blog-post with "advice" how Mongbong could improve. I´m sure this will sit well with the manlet.
Here`s the autism, not gonna bother to repost it here.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqg7go
9eb4d2 No.395022
>>395019
> I mean, you already infiltrated YouTube with your The Real Boyd Doghouse account to do your thing. And so far, so good.
Thanks for completely confirming that sock acount was Dominic's, onionboy.
Here's an archive in case it gets rm'd.
https://archive.fo/ld33H
05745e No.395024
>>395019
Jammku's twitch is gone now, too.
Someone was in CyberDemon's stream chat asking for his dox, lol.
385c92 No.395025
>>395024
He apparently quit himself and retired the "Jammku" persona…like a day after the Keemstar stream.
Brittany Venti got banned as well, because she made fun of the YouTube-shooter or something like that. Expect the manlet to laugh about it or take credit.
757eb9 No.395055
>>395019
poor jmaa just ended his tenure on the britbong discord
385c92 No.395057
>>395055
Nah,, JMAA is too valuable for the manlet. Must´ve donated 1000s of dollars by now.
Am I seeing things or is Jammku back on Discord?
757eb9 No.395099
>>395057
[DM/] don't tell anyone, but that's just emptyhero pretending to be jamkuu [/DM]
471390 No.395210
Alex got jmaa banned from twitch?
03d68f No.395281
Seems like he recovered somewhat. Stream tonight!
>>395210
Alex bullies JMAA.
0cacba No.395289
>>395281
Like any dude is going to white knight for another dude.
>posts JMAA
…
385c92 No.395315
>>395210
>>395281
Alex fucking hates JMAA's guts. JMAA is too timid to actually tell him off as well. If JMAA isn´t the one spamming niggers and grandpas, it´s Alex trying to get JMAA into trouble.
>>395275
I told you guys he was salty that Metokur responds to KoP and not to him.
Also totally not Britbong. Totally not the only person on the world that can´t spell "mongoloid" properly.
af29af No.395332
>>395281
>manlettears is still bitching about venti
You'd think he'd eventually get over her not fucking him.
385c92 No.395338
Get into his stream and make fun of his hair, he cried about people making fun of it and threatened to turn off the camera
0cacba No.395341
>>395332
This guy seems to enjoy holding grudges.
>>395338
That's going over the line?
8cd523 No.395361
>>395275
haha hes protected it, god he really cant hide himself anywhere, he likes to think hes this epic spy but he gets caught out almost instantly everywhere
387c2c No.395369
soft triggers:
>talk about his hair
>talk about the stream being laggy
>ask if the stream is live or if it's a recording
>ask him to stream GMOD
hard triggers (will get you banned immediately):
>ask him to stream SL
>ask about Keemstar
>talk about hairties
58e60d No.395435
NON-STOP HIGH-QUALITY BANTER TODAY
TRIPLE BINGO
757eb9 No.395445
apparently this jmaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53VY0W_M_4M is taken down because he threatened to shoot somebody in it and was brandishing a gun
926e83 No.395466
>>392362
Really makes you think about who is spamming 4chan with Brittany Venti threads
f2dd2b No.395470
>>394547
Britbong's hairline seems generous.
d8bc17 No.395482
>>395470
He's extremely insecure about it too because it means he'll never be pretty.
f2dd2b No.395484
>>395019
>JMAA also wrote a lengthy blog-post with "advice" how Mongbong could improve. I´m sure this will sit well with the manlet.
I'm skimming through this and laughing my ass off at how stupid he is. He can't even use ESL as an excuse for "et all."
>>395482
As he should be, because his haircuts are fucking terrible.
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7ee32e No.395488
>>395484
shiiiit, is it worth it? i gave it a skip because i assumed it was more of the same
757eb9 No.395547
if you wondered why britbong was so teary eyed this week
it's because he knew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTedYN2Fxwo was coming out
and all the lies he made about how it went down are now proven false
it's 230 minutes of clowning on brit
471390 No.395551
>>395547
this is going to be peanuts compared to the mudhole that keem stomped in his ass.
757eb9 No.395553
>>395547
well shit
they completely cut off the end where the baby man got roasted, then posted gay porn
the VERY end is viewable here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgPRU1jngUA but cuts out the last roasting
f2dd2b No.395560
>>395488
You can read my in-depth review of his Tweet on TwitLonger: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqg8jn
0cacba No.395578
>>395560
What the hell was his "neo-nazi" rant about?
f2dd2b No.395591
>>395578
I think he was trying to write One-eyed Snake's opening lines for Metal Gear Solid VI.
387c2c No.395673
Could this be….. JammkuReturns?
>>395466
Last stream, there's been 20 minutes in total ranting about Venti, at least.
>>395560
>with 1096 extra words what the average /cow/ poster could say with three–"stop being autistic"
Wow, i knew the situation is bad, but now even JMAA's identified problems and offers advice. Think MT's gonna heed it?
How long until JMAA turns Grεmlin?
387c2c No.395699
AlexPedoKid concedes the fight
…to protect his precious twitter feed.
One after one, MT's allies abandon him.
8adbe3 No.395741
>>395673
what if he already is
387c2c No.395756
Now Alex releases a statement: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqg8t4
>Hello
>As most of you probably know i have now deleted and cleared most of my cocks within twitter as a means of protection of both my identity and the criteria that i feel that i must meet. Now, as you know there has been a interluding amount of anticipation and quarrel between this user that i both followed and have been watching on the internet for a while. Don't get me wrong, the guys a genius But when it comes between two Youtubers that i have no affiliation with whatsoever in any manner like keem i feel i should know when to not barge or instantiate myself with. I feel also that in-spite of what recently happened to another streamer who got themselves into hoot water due to the "Mass Youtube Shootings" making an inferior comment was both barbaric and very uncalled for. I have both consideration and respect for the due diligence of those within the Youtube community and i don't really want to be part of that group of people that say "Fuck yeah, someone shot up YT HQ let's party", I find it to be insensitive illustriously childish and wrong. I have been taught to have compassion during my lifetime of being both in the real world and the internet and i don't want to be the majority of that group.
>That being said, I know what this person that i associate with myself has been the tirade epicenter and the idea of what some of you would call an agitation. But i fund that when i am around this character he can be quite the charming person despite what some people would say i have always stood up for him. But i don't make judgments on what he does, i don't say things like "you shouldn't of done that". Even if you do think he has done something to cause displeasure that's not for me to say or make pre-adjective comments towards. I can't tell another human being what they can and can't do that's not what i am here for. I am here to socialize, make friends and so on.
>So, if you really really hate the idea of someone making a name for themselves and being stomped on by the people he's helped then you aren't a true friend..
>"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
-Muhammad Ali
>To all those who support brit and forever continue making his userbase strong keep on going! Make his name forever a monument of the Internets history and stay strong. There is no fanbase like a strong fanbase….
>Thank you for your omitted and constant entertainment
>Alex
f2dd2b No.395811
>You are blocked from following @JMAATVReturns and viewing @JMAATVReturns's Tweets. Learn more
Sad!
>>395756
>another fucking TwitLonger
Who is/was this guy?
b5796b No.395814
>>395811
Alex is a longtime defender of Britbong. Alex is a babyfur pedo from Second Life.
385c92 No.395815
>>395811
An SL age-player who whiteknighted the manlet all the time.
Tried starting shit with Keemstar but got cold feet and pussied out.
da87b9 No.395817
>>395811
hes another ardent defender of the shortman, even though he claims to "have nothing really to do with him" or "im not really a fan"
I know what you mean though, whats with all these boglin faggots writing massive paste bins and twit longers, its really weird culty shit too
0cacba No.396096
>>396063
did anyone have the foresight to save this as mp4 or webm?
b5839e No.396098
>>396063
copyright claim? lel
Challenge him on it and make him pay some cash, that shit is all fair use.
>>396096
You could just ask detective for it. On a side note I've saved the entire >>395547 just in case. It was more entertaining that I expected.
385c92 No.396102
>>395817
They purged their discord of "fake" (moderate, sane) members and only the most loyal (retarded, insane) of them remain. It´s a complete echo-chamber. "Cult" is somewhat fitting, but this "cult" isn´t dangerous or anything, just kinda sad and pathetic.
387c2c No.396105
>>395811
Like already said, Alex is/was one of the BIDFs most ardent warriors. Spammed this thread up a few times. Someone here made fun of him having almost no followers so he bought himself some (still, JMAA and us are the only ones reading his feed).
Turns out, Alex is just putting up a persona. In truth, he's really nasty degenerate. We've found links to various ageplay communities, like SL boyscouts and babyfurs.
That's why he's talking about protecting his identity - Keemstar announced he'd go for the Bongbois next and as he actually did, Alex turned tail and fled. Doesn't want to link his Britbong-fan persona to his ageplay-persona.
By the way, haven't addressed the cocks yet…
Don't know what the fuck he even is going for here, is he leaving the Britbong fandom or is he just gonna stop tweeting about it?
>Don't get me wrong, the guys a genius
Is he calling MT a genius here?
>when it comes between two Youtubers that i have no affiliation with whatsoever in any manner like keem i feel i should know when to not barge or instantiate myself with.
Didn't stop you before?
Conclusion I come to…
ALEX FEARS THE KEEM
>But i fund that when i am around this character he can be quite the charming person
Small, childish, petite. The dwarf fits Alex's requirements. Alex has pedo-lust for Britbong.
>>396096
https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/3zpf1c2
387c2c No.396109
>>396102
And it isn't even working, we still get loads of cocks from there. He's just hassling his own fans.
841ebf No.396118
>>395756
Is jamku the only one in the Britbong corner who isn't fucking illiterate? Jesus Christ, this is sad. When retards try and pretend to be smart, it just makes it so much more obvious.
0cacba No.396124
>>396105
>https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/3zpf1c2
Thanks anon.
Is britbong's ex-girlfriend still available?
385c92 No.396125
>>396109
LOL, this is so fucking sad. He´s like a abusive, demanding girlfriend or something.
>"Durr why are people not watching"
>"Durr why is my community not growing"
>"Durr why are people leaving"
Maybe it´s because you are a fucking cunt and your cocks is piss-poor? Maybe it´s because you and your community are paranoid, rude fucks that scare away potential newcomers?
I love that he still hasn´t figured out which people are posting these logs, must be driving the little guy crazy.
7f7311 No.396127
>>396109
>>396125
Haha what a broken lad, hes going to have to purge everyone to remove all the spies, he has no idea
it is funny how hes crying about views but he shits on the only fans he has left, what does he expect
7ccbfa No.396145
>>396127
>>396125
>Brit wants less people in discord
>Wants to grow a channel that moves from place to place.
>Instead of making cocks hes constantly in Secrut-Discords reporting tweets and spamming comments.
Keemstar gave him the wedgie of a lifetime
387c2c No.396146
JMAA releases another statement about his Twitter suspension and a gender-bender drawing of one of the Columbine Shooters.
>>396124
>Is britbong's ex-girlfriend still available?
Upraski or Caroline?
No and No.
Also, do you really want that?
0cacba No.396148
>>396146
If they have 3 holes, what's wrong?
387c2c No.396149
>>396148
If JMAA had 3 holes, would you take xem?
385c92 No.396164
>>396145
>>396127
The minute his "career" became about growing and getting famous, the streams completly lost their appeal. The guy used to stream what the fans wanted him to stream, now he just plays FotM games that are mostly shit, hoping a new game will attract more viewers. It won´t, but he fails to realize that
You can tell he isn´t happy doing the streams that way and it completly fucks with the vibe.
The constant forced drama isn´t helping either and is only hurting him in the long run. A lot.
>>396146
Hahaha, didn´t the onion-bandit tell the manlet to up the edge and stop with "playing it safe"? Now he´s cucking his own cocks? WTF
Also: $500 donation goal? That viewer of his better save up some money. I actually think JMAA might do better on Stream.me than Twitch.
e54a53 No.396191
>>396164
>Dat pic
I'm more interested in who the hell convinced Stu Pickles that eating soy was a good idea.
0cacba No.396209
>>396191
>Stu Pickles
I thought that was Tom Kenny.
b5839e No.396237
bybs is on live now talking about manlet. he's in the chat.
Look at this lol.
0cacba No.396251
>>396244
>boring autist
Pot meet Kettle. He's black.
385c92 No.396325
>>396237
>>396244
Jammku got swatted? Really? Wonder why. Maybe someone didn´t like his school-shooting posts?
Also: I skipped through that stream and I didn´t see anything related to the manlet, just a talking ass and a bunch of black people.
3277f5 No.396340
>>396325
I doubt it was a swatting, if it was something it was most likely the FBI giving him a visit because of that school shooter like shit he was tweeting and the weird pastebins
05745e No.396347
>>396340
>>396325
What he did wasn't illegal in the slightest. Never declared he'd shoot anything.
1) Saying you get a free week off school (As someone who clearly doesn't go to school) breaks no rules.
2) Making fun of the victims who died on his own feed is against no law.
3) Rooting for the bad guy is common and not against the law either.
385c92 No.396349
JMAA and KoP are having a catfight over Twitter right now, shit´s pretty funny.
>>396347
1 and 2) I agree that it breaks no rules, but saying retarded shit like that is beyond stupid and pathetic. There´s being edgy and then there´s absolute retardation like the stuff Jammku spouted.
3) This isn´t a fucking movie or a video game, people died
I don´t agree with getting him in trouble over some retarded shit he said but I can´t really feel sorry for him either. By now he should have known that authorities are really cautious when someone celebrates a mass-shooting on social media.
3277f5 No.396351
>>396347
All i was saying is I doubt he got swatted i.e hes an irrelevant faggot who cares?, something spooked him enough to purge everything and im having a hard time believe its because of keemstars homo threats (because what hes going to remove him from the internet? we'll hes just purged everything so that doesnt make sense)
Maybe hes a pedo fuck and doesn't want people looking too much into him, or trying to hide something, whatever it is it was enough to make him vanish without any notice, the short fuck doesnt know what happened, thats why hes been going around stream chats trying to collect any info on what might have happened to jammku by pretending to be keem follower
8fba38 No.396386
>>396349
JMAA got blown the fuck out by KoP though and backed off. KoP has consistently ripped britbong and his fans to shit.
b5839e No.396469
>>396325
Since when the fuck are we taking manlets word at face value?
I bet anything that jamku didn't get swatted. It's manlet trying to spread lies on bybs.
05745e No.396646
>>396351
Jammku goes way way back to the Halo 2 days, so he'd definitely have met Keemstar at some point, since Keem began his trolling career on Halo games. Pretty sure they'd be allies? I mean why would trolls troll other trolls? What's the point? Troll-cannibalization?
Jammku had (has?) like 1k subs and would average 60+ viewers on his streams.
What would he have to hide? He's a complete 100% normie-fag that works fast food. He had been talking in the Discord that he's been wanting to quit gaming for a long time now, and that he's been wanting to change persona's since he's stuck with his current one for 11 years.
He did mention he was being targeted by three groups:
Cyberdemon
Lazer Bacon (Now AKA Hypetanic)
Keemstar
So any of the three could have swatted him.
He had plenty of haters as well due to his redpill sperging, so it's possible a boglin did him in.
His steam shows he's been on a lot of single player games, which is something out of his character. Pretty sure it's been hacked.
9e094f No.396710
>>396237
>>396244
MT is on literal suicide watch. Wonder what it'll take before he shows up at Youtube's HQ in his mom's crusty cumstained dress with a firearm (likely smuggled by his father) in hand.
387c2c No.396731
Looks like MT hasn't published the archive of last stream. Maybe there's something he doesn't want us to see? Well, lets find it then.
Keemstar, Zoom, and various kinds of hair
7f2db5 No.396732
>Star of David/Solomon's Seal earrings
That has to be a joke, right? I always heard /pol/ say that she was an infiltrated kikess, but I never thought it to be true.
02edc2 No.396734
>>396646
nah nothing you've said is convincing, why swat a nobody? and reading his pastebins and twiter hes far from a normie, hes about as autistic as they come… i wouldnt be suprised if he was into CP since he obviously has issues with women his own age and regardless of any of that, its bitchbong whos reporting he got swatted, and why would you believe that faggot?
385c92 No.396735
>>396386
In JMAA's defense he actually has a lot more balls than that AlexPedoKid who timidly deletes all his shit because he´s afraid that he might lose his 20-follower Twitter while JMAA could lose a lot more.
The guy might be a bit of a spazz, but I kinda admire his perseverance: Despite being pretty unsuccessful for all these years he´s been on YT, he still keeps going, updates all his social media and does his own thing despite people being bewildered by it.
I´m just confused as to why he keeps trying to imitate the manlet: JMAA actually seems to have a social life, real-life friends, isn´t agoraphobic, has a job and despite being gay, he seems like less of a faggot than Dom.
Can´t really hate the guy tbh
02edc2 No.396737
>>396735
Hes just retarded, if he were a little wiser he would be able to fully think for himself. i think the issue is he sees the shortman as a "success" and thinks he needs to copy that, and that the only reason hes in his current state is because of all the nasty peoplew and not that fact that britbong is a literal piece of shit
it would be interesting to see which way he would go if Jim called out shortie as a bitch since hes pretty attached to him too
387c2c No.396738
Small recap of the /bybs/ events
05745e No.396760
>>396734
He never showed any signs of being a pedo, and he redpilled up so he got laid plenty.
afbe6b No.396769
>>396760
Shut up jamm you are an irrelevant virgin loser.
02edc2 No.396770
>>396760
sure lad, whatever you say
385c92 No.396771
>>396760
>>396646
So Jammku, what the hell happened to you that got you so spooked? I´m curious.
387c2c No.396854
those stawlkers r real!
and
daddy keem, please believe me, those stawlkers r real!
and
fake-fan'ing? kiddo, that's a dangerous game ur playing…
387c2c No.396861
why u hiding?
and
last night on voice
last night is 3rd april. anyone know whom/what incident he's talking about?
b1528d No.396864
Zoom is evil
and
Confronting Keem about the Zoom-question
b1528d No.396866
The secret youtuber/skid alliance
and
They go after me because i know
b1528d No.396877
Zoom thinks I'm all alone. I'm not - He is
b5839e No.396888
>>396760
every single post you've made is about jammku.
>He never showed any signs of being a pedo, and he redpilled up so he got laid plenty.
Really activates my almonds.
fe1606 No.396894
>>396888
thats what im sayin, confirmed thread stawlker i think. he won't answer for what hes trying to hide though, why'd he purge his online footprint
b5839e No.396901
>>396894
he's scared. he's easy to dox so keem or zoom could fuck him if they wanted. jammku might be a fucking retard for who he hangs around with but he's still more self aware, if you don't count his shilling in the thread. Also his top tier autism essays he was just posting a week ago, maybe he looked at them and realized how much of a rambling cultist he sounded like.
b1528d No.396905
My only target are my own stawlkers
NEPHEW. NEPHEW.
and
My stawlkers are true evil
and
"I troll people, but I don't go after them for years on end."
>>396894
If you go through the last few threads, you'll find a few other Jammku posts.
I actually wish Jammku well and hope one day he'll come back and do his own thing. Would follow him ironically.
Late criticism: Streaming is alright but imo Youtube is better suited for him, he should put in more work there. His vids got a special quality.
2e368a No.396906
Britbong is totally washed up at this point. Stream me only tolerates him because the platform is on its knees and that will soon be gone. No one of any relevance anywhere on the net will go near his toxicity ever again. The only thing keeping him going is his narcissism and his delusions of grandeur. You’re not a neet you’re not an Internet personality you’re a fat balding ageing unemployed man with learning difficulties who runs around trying to get noticed by people you are in awe of for relevance and surrounds himself with children and other friendless weirdos so you can dominate them. You’re very creepy dude and the whole world outside of your discord knows it. Vanish Vanner.
fe1606 No.396913
>>396906
i wouldnt bet on stream.me going down, did some background on them before and im pretty sure they get huge sums of money from another larger company (i imagine for a tax write off), they use to run a site called vube, who would give out 10k a month to the most viral video they could get, they were suppose to be a youtube replacement that never really got off the ground… neither of these sites ran ads and im not sure why vube ended, but that was also being funded by a larger corp.
Either way im fairly certain they are getting funded from a 3rd party and have no interest in growing bigger or improving anything sitewise
8adbe3 No.397011
>>396913
They'll go down. These "paid competitions" appear to be scams to attract investors who think users will be attracted to the site through viral marketing wars.
8ae6a4 No.397020
>>392362
Roosh got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD on that stream.
05745e No.397037
Awake boglins born
Behold this force
Bring the outside in
Explore the self to mega-game
The very core of lulz
Is soaring higher of truth and light
The trolling of this awe
Deep nerdrage between the posts
Deafens me with endless keks
This vagrant island board
A pilgrim shining bright
We are shuddering
Before the epic
Before the sjw's
We're the boglins
Tales from the streams
Cathedral of greed.
The unknown
The grand show
The choir of the e-stars
Interwebs
Vidya play
The troll-boards will fall
Creative-play
Mega-gaming
A species from the veil
As we wander
In search of
The source of the haters
It's really easy to craft this stuff, anyone can do it.
I can think of 100+1 reasons why he'd vanish. Let's see:
Hit the lottery. Got a gig for an IRL commerical and had to nuke his internet identity. Dying of kidney failure and wants to disappear. Someone called all the fast food places and found him. He's become a psychopath and hunting down all of Brit's enemies. He ran out of video games to play. He quit video games. He wants to focus on lifting. He got sick of the communities he was in and wanted a fresh start. He has no one to play games with. His past is irrelevant. He went back to being a pro gamer. He got kicked out of his moms house. He necked himself. He wants to start new to make it in this sjw filled world by hiding his power level and being a complete normie. He pussed out cause irl trolling is not okay when all he ever did was in game trolling. He got swatted. He went on vacation like a cruise or to some third world country. He's playing a prolonged April Fools joke. Him and Keemstar were long-term friends since MLG Halo 2 days and he had to choose. One of the other boglin kids hated his guts so he left. He sold his gamer accounts.
Out of all those I'd say he sold his accounts, since he's always been heavy on RMT.
05745e No.397040
>>397037
8+ year old youtube account? Prob $500.
6+ year reddit account w/ special unique trophies? $500+
A PoE account that stretches to alpha w/ all that legacy gear? $5k+
3-4 WoW accounts all stocked to the brim with everything ever in the entire game? One of the world 1st guilds and top populated guild since Cata? $5k+
Heroes & Generals Account w/ all unlocks? $200
Archeage account since beta w/ every best gear piece? $2k (Crime'd to pirate status) -$1.8k (So $200.) Why would he do this?!
12+ year old Steam account? $200+
Overwatch account that existed since alpha (He got into alpha remember?) $200+
Anyone who isn't a richfag would make this decision.
The dude's been internetting since he was like 4? He survived the Jammno memery, the pro gamer stresses, and is probably going to avatar anonymously for Britbong to take down every last person to cross their path, acting as a "stand" (JoJo) or "Persona" (Video game.) for the big dawg, eliminating every target mercilessly as he inhibits every trait real psychopaths would have.
JMAA? Harmless.
Jammku? Absolute savage.
05745e No.397042
>>397040
Did a background check on the mad-lad Jammku. Here's what I found:
Battery: 14 counts.
Self defense: 23 counts. (Reports show he goaded his adversary to strike first.)
Forgery: 2 counts.
Stalking: 10 counts. (!!!)
Cyber harassment: 6 counts.
Telecommunication harassment: 104 counts. (!!!)
Property Destruction: 17 counts.
Trespassing: 14 counts.
Home Invasion: 2 counts.
Fled the country three times. (Mexico, Mexico, Jamacia.)
Active member at two fighting gyms.
Served 3 years in the United States Army as a medic when he was dishonorably discharged for assisting in a suicide.
Collects social security for agoraphobia. No work history for fast food.
Spent most of teenage years in juvie. Did time after the military incident.
Married and has two kids. (Wut?)
Claims on a tor network to have extreme hatred for dogs and murders them viciously. Pic related, his latest victim.
05745e No.397050
Oi cow ya cunt give us ya lulz m8.
Fack off mayne I dun have one.
Oi wuts yer problem m8? You be fucked in da head or sumthin?
Nah I just don't
You fucked m8. Naw you fucked.
I just don't wanna give you me loilz. Cuz u always pocket me lulz. Always stealin me fookin lulz yooo.
Can you like, for one second not be a fucklett?
You you don't you virgin
Wuts goin on up in dere m8? You got anyfin in dere in your thick fuckin skull?
Shaddap m8
All those cows ya munchin. Ya got nuthin but butt-hurts up there. You got a butt-hurt brain. That's what they gonna call you m8 you got a butty-hurt brain. Butt-hurt brain wut u doin m8? You free m8? Can ya come over for a wee m8? Can ya come over and see my butt-hurt brain? That's wut they gonna call you mayne. Cuz you fuckin scuffin away on those butthurts all day all noight butthurt.
If you want some lulz why don't you just go to the stream and get one?
Cuz you dopey cunt, I just spent all me freetime on support DIDN'T I?!
b5839e No.397058
>>397050
>>397042
>>397040
>>397037
Jesus fucking christ this is painful.
05745e No.397064
You know what happens when you mess with some of the most powerful personas on the web?
bfeb98 No.397072
>>397064
An extremely autistic sperg out?
f8b4ed No.397074
>>397042
>>397050
>>397064
peak autism or mental illness?
6aa56b No.397111
>>392410
I swear I downloaded them at some point. It was just tits and someone holding a sign saying they posted them. People said it was Venti tho. I stopped following her streams and the next time I saw her she was at HWNDU
287c51 No.397156
Jammku's really got something to hide with all these sperg outs hes doing on here lately, place your bets what it is… hes really autisitic so it could be anything
2e368a No.397228
>>397064
Um? You get banned and kos on every major platform on the web?
2e368a No.397245
>>397064
Nice picture from 2012 by the way fatboy…
56c23a No.397255
>>397245
Reminder that "picture from 2012" was Bong's facebook photo up to December 2017.
3690a9 No.397302
Venti belongs to Big Brazilian Cock only.
08b14a No.397303
Daily Reminder KoP is living rent free in Trannytears head
3690a9 No.397307
>>397303
The Cuck of /pol/?
08b14a No.397312
>>397307
PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
2e368a No.397320
>>397307
Trannytears spends his life refreshing this page.
af29af No.397337
>>397320
Well, that and fantasizing about tranny cock.
2e368a No.397345
>>397343
And it continues. Britbong continues to alienate the only people left in the world that will tolerate him.
Soon his streaming "career" will be just him on a skype call to JMAA.
Until Trannytears claims hes not a real fan and bans him.
387c2c No.397347
>>397345
Inb4 Bong gets booted from stream.me and JMAA takes his #1 spot.
8adbe3 No.397376
>Britbong tries to raid keemstar's stream
>Keem accuses him of owning cp and planning to spam it
>Britbong shuts up
>Fast foward to today
>someone posts cp in Shadman's discord
>it is swiftly removed
>Britbong conjures up some excuse and leaves the server
Is Britbong paranoid the police will catch him downloading cp? Does this mean he already has it?
beb5b7 No.397409
Haha flagged down and snitched. Stay mad.
385c92 No.397411
>>397343
LOL, he is such a fucking idiot. The people spying and posting logs are clearly people who have been "proven" for months.
>>397376
He DID post some a few threads ago. Probably got paranoid about it, deleted it and tries to avoid anything related to that kind of stuff now
>>397409
OH NO! HOW COULD YOU! FLAGGING DOWN A SONG ON SOUNDCLOUD??? YOU MONSTER! THIS MEANS IT WILL BE GONE FOREVER AND NEVER BE UPLOADED ANYWHERE ELSE!
385c92 No.397437
SaltyPedo is calling the cyber-police to backtrace the guy that is said to swat unborn children to death
423bb2 No.397451
So something's supposed to be going down tonight. What will it be?
385c92 No.397456
>>397451
Something connected to that Zoom guy I´d suspect.
b5839e No.397461
>>397451
inb4 waits till end of stream to make announcement
inb4 it's literally nothing
inb4 "haha i made you guys watch my stream haha le tricked"
2e368a No.397469
>>397461
Agreed it will be absolutely nothing. Just a ploy to get viewers. If he had anything he wouldn't have been able to stop himself dwarfishly posting it here.
Transparent and boring as usual.
385c92 No.397471
>>397469
>>397461
It´s about this.
He´s also playing a Zoom-disstrack
b5839e No.397473
>REEE KEEM HAS IT ALL WRONG
>ZOOM GOT ALL THOSE PEOPLE BANNED AND BLAMED ME
>KEEMSTAR IS BRAINWASHED BY ZOOM
now time for the "fight video"
b5839e No.397476
>>397473
well that was disappointing. it wasn't even a fight.
385c92 No.397491
Hope someone is recording this, some good stuff in there.
56c23a No.397499
Every male member of the Vanner family together for Easter.
5fca32 No.397506
>>397499
Britbong isn't there because hes transitioning
3fb9a6 No.397508
so what actually happened? sounded like it was just bait people
3fb9a6 No.397509
>>397506
britbong isnt there because hes not allowed within 10ft of a child
423bb2 No.397510
>>397461
This was actually what I was expecting, but looks like team britbong actually scored on this one, hats off.
Zoom exposed: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/XyriX
Another sperg joins the family, welcome.
>>397508
Someone at team britbong found Zoom's alt identity & real name.
423bb2 No.397511
Shit's getting heated up in the Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/kX49HFS
b5839e No.397514
>>397510
lol yeah, it was pretty funny.
it just reminds me that everyone playing a vocal role in this slapfight is still a secondlife playing sperg, or something of a similar level.
also looks like kop was suckin some toes at one point
3fb9a6 No.397515
>>397510
So was he a massive retard and put it up on stream? i know stream me has like no rules but pretty sure showing dox is one of them
also is this zoom guy the one who use to write that really cringe "you dont know who i am but im a pretty big deal" guy who posted a few threads back
2e368a No.397516
>>397510
>>397514
>>397515
Absolutely nothing of interest was revealed. Just more hours of Trannydwarf whining about how people don't like him and he dindu nuffin.
If watching him meltdown wasn't so funny this would be the biggest yawn in history.
Britbong you're an idiot.
b5839e No.397519
>>397511
BYBS GOING LIVE?! MANLET TIMID CUCKING OUT?
WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?!
964720 No.397532
>>397514
Sucking manlet toes. That's pretty pathetic.
aa6b9e No.397533
>>397320
>>397312
I don't know either, but I know cuck of /pol/ and he deserves that title, he's literally dating a Syria and raising two of their children
3fb9a6 No.397534
>>397532
>>397514
KoP sucks off whoever he needs to for attention i already told you guys this, he literally just inserts himself into everything because hes irrelevant and pretty boring as a person in general
aa6b9e No.397540
>>397537
So, /cow/ is now cuckchan? All these idiots are pathetic, just like you. This guy is a shit pathetic, cuck of /pol/ is a shit pathetic, the same about the trannie, etc. Fuck off, newfag.
5fca32 No.397542
aa6b9e No.397543
>>397542
Actually, laughing because it's pretty funny if anyone spends their time defending any of them here. Imagine, spending your time here defending a fucking low tier e-caleb.
3fb9a6 No.397544
>>397543
unless hes defending himself but you're right i dunno why faggots defend either of these low energy e-slags
aa6b9e No.397545
>>397544
Certainly these idiots are here, they are failed on youtube and on life.
964720 No.397546
>>397534
I don't even know what JEWS has done to be his target.
He's posted maybe 20 times throughout all the threads. Guess CoP will really suck off anyone.
5fca32 No.397547
>>397543
>>397546
You want to talk about KoP go to foxdickfarms, because right now it really looks like you are just white knighting Tranny.
3fb9a6 No.397548
>>397547
i dunno that screenshot makes it look like you were gobbling his nob before he banned you from his discord, you only got mega salty because he booted you, otherwise you wouldnt have come here at all
5fca32 No.397549
>>397548
>mega salty
BIDF, got it
3fb9a6 No.397550
>>397549
sure buddy, why dont you go cry more in discord about how nobody likes you and insert yourself into another community that doesnt want you either
964720 No.397555
>>397547
>you are just white knighting Tranny
No, I was just suprised by how much of a cuck KoP is. JEWS isn't even invested in these threads. If he wanted to do a video on someone to toesuck the manlet it should have been Kopy. Targeting someone who barely cares is low energy as fuck.
>>397549
So only BIDF uses salty?
385c92 No.397556
The whole shitshow is amazing.
The best thing is that Zoom and the Detective guy will react to this. And the manlet will react. Rinse and repeat. A never ending cycle of autism from both sides.
I get wanting to fuck with the manlet, but doing illegal shit in the process (if it´s true) is just retarded.
3fb9a6 No.397557
>>397555
its his only defense really, he cant grasp that people just don't like him because hes a spergy faggot who ruins the fun of anything he touches
d474d3 No.397559
>>397510
The address says:
58 Mitchell St
West Orange, NJ 07052-5120
the phone number says:
(973) 736-6404
The number still works, unsure if it still belongs to his parents as it was registered as a landline.
b5839e No.397565
>>397556
Not only is it retarded, it's completely pointless.
The only reason zoom would be that stupid is because of his ego. When they asked him he could have just said "no lol".
The egos of these people are unbelievable. kop, kopy, manlet, zoom, bybs hosts.
aa6b9e No.397584
>>397547
>leave /cow/, its my personal board xD
It's cuckchan level, wtf.
5fca32 No.397586
aa6b9e No.397589
>>397586
>Being a white knight for a gamergay e-celeb
Seriously, if you are not cuck of /pol/, you alone are a cow himself for being here for hours defending this guy.
f2dd2b No.397594
>>397546
>>397555 👈
Britbong wants my cut dick. I don't even know the context of the screenshot, but even when I'm half-assing it, I'm trolling Britbong harder than he's ever trolled anyone. Consider >>395338 and >>395369 who said that mocking his hair recently hurt his feelings, as well as JMAA blocking me without comment after I shredded his blog. Their asses must be as red as an apple precisely because I'm not a Second Life player with a stake in Britbong's basement enterprise.
So to me, this looks like KoP tried to use that obvious asshurt to gain access to something funny. Am I wrong?
5fca32 No.397601
>>397589
>Being a white knight for a tripfag from /v/
aa6b9e No.397604
>>397601
I don't know this scum and I don't waste time on /v/, seriously, if you're not cuck /pol/ you're probably the most pathetic person on this board rn. If you're a cuck of /pol/, it's still pathetic, but at least makes sense you trying to defend yourself.
53ff5a No.397605
>>397510
that's not him lol
964720 No.397621
>>397594
To me it just seems like toe sucking.
aa6b9e No.397622
>Sargon is redpilled! He's the personification of the /pol/.
t. "King" of /pol/ and my wife's sons
e0aa42 No.397623
>>397343
There is no fucking way im giving Discord or Britbong my phone number to be "Proven". He would just blackmail my ass for something if I ever said something out of line like "Gonna go play Pathfinder with a friend".
e0aa42 No.397624
>>397556
Stop talking to yourself in your thread Dominic
2b22ec No.397629
8f69c8 No.397699
HE DID IT AGAIN
FLAAAAGGOOOOOORRRS
738b2e No.397768
>>397594
looks like it was before he was kicked, so it was most likely genuine since he apparently spent alot of time in there
385c92 No.397785
>>397699
>joined June 2014
>totally not one of his old sock-accounts.
>totally not used to flag down other people's accounts in the past
Just how many fucking accounts does he have? One those "tattle-tale" accounts was 6 years old.
>>397594
It´s kind of funny how the manlet actually managed to convince his little retards that everyone who dislikes him is "mad because I bullied them" and everyone who fucks with him is related/friends with Kopy, Boyd, Zoom,EmptyHero or the Bad Guys. It´s like they are the most gullible bunch of retards on the internet.
People fuck with the manlet because it takes no effort to get him to sperg out massively. It´s almost too easy.
8adbe3 No.397889
>>397785
The Man of a Million Sockpuppets
9eb4d2 No.397938
>>397699
https://twitter.com/britbongbot
Could probably just flag this one for being a spambot tbh.
387c2c No.397989
d8bc17 No.398672
I'm looking for a beat to rap over and create a shortman song. Any real nibbas in the house to hook it up?
caf500 No.452830
britbong made you so mad you made 40 threads haha
still the only funny SL troll besides daniel