/cow/ - Lolcows

>get movieblob banned from twitter

>later his mom goes down to the basement to check on him because she hasn't heard him crying like a bitch for a few days

>he did the world a favor and an heroed

>she's a little pissed off she has to hire a crane to get his fat ass out of her basement but mostly relieved she doesn't have to take care of him anymore

He's getting over $4,000 a month on Patreon (how?), but that isn't going to last long in Boston. It's almost as if he'd be better off living in Kentucky or even Pennsylvania, but superior bigbrains like him clearly should never have to interact with the plebs.

>>365142

I think I've found his MarioWiki account. The guy's a brony though and I'm not sure if MovieBlob is one, but his personality, Mario-obsession, max assburgers and ego seem to match Bob's and he's said he's a regular twitter user to other wiki users. https://www.mariowiki.com/User:Time_Turner

>violence on my family

Name one person in your family an apparent 'Nazi' in 2018 has hurt in your family, Bob.

>>365142

>With Dobson being banned from Twitter for saying Trump needs to kill himself, I figure we can get this fucker banned

Dobson didn't have a blue checkmark. Twitter values that shit and treats blue checkmarks better than others.

>>365677

There was a /pol/ op to this effect.

Basically, some people thought that Twitter giving people a blue checkmark meant that they endorsed everything that person said. Twitter, in depths of their retardation, decided that, instead of distrolling people of this belief, they were going to get rid of blue checkmarks for people with problematic opinions (read: conservatives) and then better control who gets a blue checkmark.

What this means is that Twitter have effectively signed their own death warrant. Anyone with a blue checkmark has his opinions endorsed by Twitter (including, hilariously, President Trump). Point out to them Bob's genocidal rants (of which he has made many) and indicate that if they don't in the very least remove his good goy mark, they are effectively endorsing his calls to commit violence.

>>365182

It's basically pocket money because he lives with his parents.

>>365182

>Patreon (how?)

Fans. And possibly companies paying him through patreon instead of a real paycheck.

>>365158

>Bob gets banned from Twitter

>Realizing he needs to get his opinions out there he decides to write another book.

>/cow/ collects more lulz as Blob shamelessly reveals more personal secrets.

Super Mario World: the story continues, one half a rant about Blonald Blumpf and those dang dirty conservatards, one half Bob telling us about how he played his DS in a closet as everyone gangbanged Anita at a party back in 2015.

>>365158

>hire a crane

Just bury him there. After a while the maggots will have eaten enough of his flesh that he can be moved without much exertion

>>366939

He shits on the same part of the country that makes most of his food. Him and all those other elitists are too fucking stupid to realize that the agriculture and industry in this country are in those "backward" regions. If there's a civil war, I look forward to seeing him tweet about how a Big Mac costs $40.

>>367020

Bob may have a blue checkmark but he's not part of the protected caste. Even people in said caste think he goes too far

https://storify.com/Model_Omega/bob-moviebob-chipman

The people quoted at the bottom of this are basically the dregs of tumblr. Trannies and other attention-whores. Even they think Bob is an idiot

>>367074

Femfreq is on Twitter's safety council. I really doubt they don't have some sort of saying when censors ask what to remove (and not remove). Also hard to believe they never used their weight to help an ally here and there

>>367128

>>367116

Isn't Zoe Quinn working for Twitter's reports dept?

>>366976

If there ever actually was a civil war just about every farm owner in the nation would get Waco'd and have their land occupied by government goons unless an actual populist was in the white house. Even then I would expect at least half of the alphabet agency employees to defect and try it anyway.

>>367128

Other then making fun of him, is there really anything new to discuss? I mean does he do anything besides cry like a bitch on twitter?

What did Bob think of that new Mario game?

>>365142

Is it just me or movie bob is spoony with less fame?

>>367734

He's Dobson with even less artistic talent.

>>367696

If this was another setting, I could totally see MovieBob crashing a space colony into Omaha or Kansas City to prove the superiority of Spaceno-I mean coastal people.

>>367741

Whenever I see someone bring up Dobson or Moviebob somewhere else I have to stop and think for a second which one is which.

>>367696

>One woman killed made him lose sympathy for white people

>Trucks of peace in YUROPE fail to make him hate Muslims

Really gets that Noggin Joggin

>>367783

Would make a good game show. "Who said this, Dobson or Bobby"?

>>367741

>He's Dobson with even less artistic talent.

Ouch. That’s like being uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker.

I once saw a webm that was presumably taken from one of his game overthinker videos. I think there were two Bobs and they were flying on a magic carpet over a horribly greenscreened background. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>367752

>Implying MovieBob himself wouldn't BE the space colony while screaming "Sieg Clinton!"

C'mon

>>367967

And yet blob is somehow more successful. It's all very weird when these fuck ups are involved.

>>367999

I know exactly what you're talking about and I hope someone has it.

>>367906

DOBS vs BLOBS

Greenlight it!

>>368379

>And yet blob is somehow more successful.

Because he's part of the journo propaganda cabal. Dobson is just some nobody by comparison.

>>368614

I love how even this apparent antifa supporter is calling out his bullshit.

>>367176

No it's Feminist Frequency that's in Twitter's safety council. FF supports Zoe's scam organization though. Also Jim Sterling's wife worked for that "to catch a predator" together with some bitch that ended up being the head of Twitter's safety. They both helped shield Pedobutts back when the chatlogs were leaked. As you can see the whole thing is a incestuous mess where everybody helps each other to maintain their status quo

>>368578

>Because he's part of the journo propaganda cabal

He really isn't. He desperately wants to be. You can imagine how angry he was when he found out about GameJournosPro…because he wasn't on it.

Bob is more successful because he managed to latch himself to a popular website and leech popularity off of the more popular attractions, like Yahtzee, whereas Dobson stuck to DeviantArt and drawing his weird inflation fetish porn.

It's a common misconception that the SJW clique care about him. They don't. He had to pay to get in to see his beloved Anita. Anyone actually in the clique could have gone to see her for free.

>>368614

>society dominated by right wing religious zealots

wow when did america become syria?

>>369214

In the minds of delusional coastal elites around November of 2016.

>>367179

They'd still ration the food to keep hungry soldiers fed. This is assuming that the farmers wouldn't just burn the fields down to keep the government from getting their hands on them in the first place.

Bottom line: civil war = Blobby's fucked

>>370865

>A tablet is a super-wide smartphone

Nigga, what?

>Didn't follow my brother into engineering for reasons that totally aren't that I'm a pseudointellectual

>I'm miserable all the time

Leftists always project. Therefore, MovieBob is projecting his own insecurities about his lack of intelligence onto Midwesterners.

>>370865

>I didn't became an engineer because at being a leech I'm so much better at engineering that actual engineers and STEM students.

I'm getting rustled.

>I swear the only thing dumber than dumb people is dumb smart people.

wew lad.

>>371075

>Nigga, what?

Well, I don't think I understand what he's referring to And I'm studying for an electronics degree but once I bought a cheap tablet from Colombia that kept asking me for a SIM cart every once in a while or telling me there wasn't signal for a call, it was clearly a smartphone OS.

>>370865

>i didn't follow my brother into engineering because i'm too smart to be an engineer

>>365182

That 4 thousand is cut in half or more due to house maintenance/rent. Other expenses cover the rest.

>>370865

He loves describing himself when failing to describe others.

>>369295

I like the show, they're one of the few people who cover the latest shit that future Congresswoman Wu does.

>>371443

>they julay dead cows that even foxdick Farms can't bother with anymore

>>371461

Wu is an interesting case though. It still amazes me how no one in the tech press dares to criticize Flynt.

>>367179

>Waco'd

Can you spoonfeed me on this anon?

>>370865

>I swear the only thing dumber than dumb people is dumb smart people.

He's surprisingly right about this, but he's directing this at the wrong type of people. The dumb shit academics and "intellectuals" with higher education say is way worse than any regular dumb shit you'd hear here and there.

>that reason he gives as to why he didn't get into engineering

lmoa

>>371075

From what I remember he's older than his brother, so it's more like his brother chose not to follow him into being a waste of space.

>>371468

I suspect he's talking about the Waco siege

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege

>>371463

>It still amazes me how no one in the tech press dares to criticize Flynt.

Think about it: he's a delusional tranny who operates a game studio that hasn't produced anything but shit not even the SJWs would defend or promote. And if I remember correctly he also used to run an animation studio. Any normal person would have been bankrupted long ago, but Flynt somehow still has cash. Either his "husband" is earning a fortune, or his parents are buying their little shithead all the toys he wants. My bet is on the latter, and if they have that much money to burn, I'm sure they also have the money to make your life hell if you go after the little boy.

>>373777

The simpler answer is that the tech press are mostly SJWs and therefore although John Flynt is a delusional tranny, it would be transphobic to point out that he is a delusional tranny, so they don't do it.

>>373931

As amusing these threads are they sure attracted an army of retards whose only goal is to actually try to destroy Sargon and friends

>>366939

The only thing that bothers me about the mud hordes laying waste to my nation is that this fat fuck will have died of being fat long before they can ever lynch and eat him.

>>371459

>my manchild toys in my parent's basement make me grownup

lol

>>373997

Remember how Hillary was against gay marriage until it was trendy to support it? Someone legit pointed out that kind of contradiction to Bob and his rationalisation was something like 'She was only PRETENDING to be against gay marriage so she could support it later'

>>371459

>Doubling down on basement apartments are real

>>373931

Jesus fuck.

I've never read any of those threads, I couldn't care less about these ecelebs, are they honestly this entertaining or are a handful of people being more autistic than they should be about them?

>>374631

They're entertaining, but there's also going to be ethnonationalist crossover. There always is on this website.

>>366939

>Fetuses aren't people

2edgy4me

>>374634

>there's also going to be ethnonationalist crossover

What the fuck are you on about you crazy retard?

>>374013

That doesn't sound like a particularly despicable goal.

>>374685

8chan, is a conservative, nationalist-leaning site.

I'm not doing a Veeh or anything, but it is what it is.

>>374779

>nationalist-leaning site.

Don't want to start a shitstorm but Jim Watkins is a white dude in the Philippines with his flip escorts. This website was always civic-nationalist at best. I don't think Jim Watkins is a white supremacist type, he just hates political correctness and is an outspoken Trump supporter. This place is conservative don't get me wrong, and /leftypol/ will always be retarded, but this place is CivNat as fuck.

>>375342

And that's only because this place was filled up by /pol/ refugees from the first exodus, the real heart of this place has always been a degenerate mess, as retarded as it has surprisingly become /b/ is the grand central that reflects the real mentality of the site, is not like /pol/ was a beloved board back then in halfchan like /fit/ or /ck/ anyways, we just offered our hand in pity for a moment and they pulled our leg.

>>365658

You bet he has gays and trans in his famalam and he blames any bullying they pretend to have suffered (or might in the future) on Trump and his supporters

It's the threat narrative, this miracle of convenience for the crybullies, that TyphonBlue (honeybadgers MRA) has brilliantly exposed on youtube

>>374634

That's what makes 8chan better than cuckchan. Not necessarily because they're ethnonationalist, but just because this place has less political normies across the board. Plus 8chan anons are much more mature than halfchan ones by a significant amount.

>>374631

It's crossposters from /pol/. Literally nothing happens for days at a time, it's just people trying to fill the void with some sense of happenings, loners who convince themselves that watching streams mostly filled with redditors and 4/pol/ faggot ecelebs worthwhile.

That said two streams were worthwhile (Richard Spencer v Sargon, Jew vs. Jew vs. Jew), but even then I'd never post in one of those threads. Even the Mike Enoch streams were complete shit, basic tier, opposition too unknown to make it worthwhile when they'd get smacked around.

>>375829

Are you retarded?

>That's what makes 8chan better than cuckchan

You realize in the bloodsports threads people openly talk about the 4/pol/ threads and share screencaps, right? This 'IBS' shit is 99% 4chan. And Jim is regularly mentioning /cow/ in streams, we have so many crossposters it's hard to tell where they come from. I'm sure half are 8/pol/ spergs upset with the eceleb ban on /pol/. but there's a provable massive 4/pol/ presence too.

>8chan anons are much more mature than halfchan ones.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The one thing I prefer over 8chan is their strain of autism is much more bitter and serious (usually). Let me look past the weird faggots who post anime pics. But the bloodsports thing is eye-opening. They're just as much in need of online friend simulators as 4chan.

>>376490

I browse redditchan!

>>376490

The fuck are you quoting me for? I didn't say shit about people from other boards or other sites.

>>366939

>claims science and reason will lead to a "superior future"

>willfully ignores the science that proves fetuses are sentient organisms

Every time

>>376661

It's basically what he does with people he doesn't like. Dehumanise them so that it becomes acceptable to harm or kill them. Lucky for us the Blob never leaves his basement and has never been in a position of power over anyone

>>376661

btw, according just to the cold hands of science at which point does the babies start neurological activity?

Because I know some of these fags support abortion on the fact that the baby shares the same metabolism as the mother's as if he where an organ until the moment the baby's born.

>>375840

>murdoch murdoch pede

hello trs

>>376817

>btw, according just to the cold hands of science at which point does the babies start neurological activity?

I think about six months

>>367752

I'd like to see the rocket that could accelerate that to escape velocity.

>>377249

He's probably just mad his mom doesn't take him there anymore.

>>377249

Bob doesn't want to ever grow up. Simple as that.

>>377658

He lived in his Mom basement. Not even kidding.

>>373997

I don't like Trump but Hillary's paranoid about the Russians would have sent us into another cold war.

>>377759

>lived

>past tense

Did they move him to the attic?

>>378738

>Hillary's paranoia would've caused WWIII

FTFY. We're already in a Cold War with Russia thanks to the globalist assholes. There's a reason that Styx calls her Hydrogen Hillary after all. Bob would get turned into soap in a nanosecond if that happened.

>>376490

Fuck off back to cuckchan.

>>369269

>A country that voted a high majority for a black man with the middle name "Hussein" TWICE is practically Nazi Germany

>>367999

I'm going to second my request for this video. I really fucking want it.

>>378748

Only if the hope that the roof crashing down on them would put them out of their misery of being Bob's parents.

>>377249

What about all the poor kids who wanted to shop at Toys R Us and didn't get to before it closed? How about those people, you brainless fatass?

>>379052

His father died fairly recently so that's something.

>>379223

>one of his sons went to school to be an engineer

>the other one claims he was too smart to be an engineer and decided that his "superior" mind was best put to use being a thirsty numale whiteknight on twitter all day every day

>>379223

I'll put a dickpic on that he didn't even went to the funeral.

>>379232

I'll match you by saying that he sat in the car during the funeral playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on his Game Goy.

DUDE! CAPITALISM IS SO BAD! LMAO!

>>380438

>Fuck capitalism

>Religiously worship mario

>>380904

Dude has always been massively hypocritical. Like the time he tried to give exercise advice to gamers.

>>370865

>I'm too smart for engineering

I'd like to see this piece of shit put in the time or dedication to get a degree

>>380948

>>380904

Hmmm, like /leftypol/ then.

>>380438

I… is Bob a Toys R' Us kid?

>>380438

I used to think that "check your privilege" was just some empty phrase thrown around by SJWs to dismiss anything you say, but fucking shit, this guy is actually doing it. He has made a twelve-minute video where he tries to justify why it's OK to feel sad about a toy store closing down.

>>387663

>The last time I saw my dad alive was on a trip to toys-r-us

Are you okay anon? Do you wanna talk about it?

Am I the only one here who unironically thinks that moviebod is badass?

>>388243

>Am I the only one who's gay here

Yes. You are the only one who's gay here

>>388473

>>388309

>>388807

For real, guys, his autism makes him look like an alpha sometimes. He appears to be really a demolisher wearing the Mario outfit.

>>377249

>poor people don't shop at toys r us

I thought poor people love box stores.

>>388117

I was tying to be nice anon.

Now as a punishment you have to pay with the greentext story about it.

>>389062

All the other speds with their pumped up kicks, better run, better run. Outrun my gun.

>>388243

>>388886

I read that in Bob's voice in my head.

>>389177

Funny that

>>389062

Do you think movie bob regret not becoming a school shooter?

>>389231

He wishes he could be as edgy as Eric and Dylan but in reality he would probably be a Randy Stair esque shooter.

>>389231

No, he's a pussy. Like a teenager, he'll say edgy shit but when it comes to actually doing it he'll pussy out

>>389250

Not if we keep bullying him.

>>389258

I doubt he could actually hold a gun

>>389261

I never said he would be an effective shooter.

>>389445

We all know why. Hint, it starts with aut and ends with tism.

>>389445

Doesn't that just means that capitalism is doing its work?

Damn, is because of things like this I hate not having twatter.

Could any of you guys reply with this video please, I wanna see if he gets into a fit.

>>389494

And this one

>>389494

>I wanna see if he gets into a fit.

He won't watch it;

You don't engage with Bob. If you wreck him he'll block you (which doesn't actually prevent you from wrecking him further but half the fun is him seeing it). If you try to debate with him, he's such a smug narcissist that he basically thinks he's already won all debates.

The only thing you can really do with Bob is marvel at his retardation and tremendous ego

>>389062

See what I'm talking about? It just looks more masculine and big than any leftypol anon and it turns me on.

>>389445

>Remington makes the bushmaster AR-15

>Not bushmaster

It’s not like the company in the fucking name or something. Is bob Soymyn ranting about Rosanne being pro trump yet?

>>389751

>>389445

>Gun industry in a nosedive

>More Americans are buying guns and supporting the second a amendment since the 90s

>NRA getting new members in record numbers

Even buzzfeed and Vice not pretending guns are not popular. Remington only in trouble because they invested too much in the ACR. No one wants the ACR besides call of duty players.

>>389885

Lemme Translate:

Die Mittelamerikaner sind untermenschen! Wir mussen die Mittelamerikaner ausrauchen!

>>389901

My bad: Wir müssen die Mittelamerikaner ausrotten!

>>389885

Apparently dehumanisation is against their TOS

>>389885

Bullshit. If he doesn’t care. He wouldn’t be talking about her. Bob triggered by people agree with Roseanne that Islamic fundamentalism the biggest threat to Gay and transgender people.

>>389919

Honestly, I'm a little bit disappointed in Trump but I would fully support his 2020 re-election bid solely because it will trigger fucktards like this into a complete mental breakdown.

>>389919

I wish Bob made more episodes of American Bob before giving up on the idea. I'd love to have a video archive of his full retard take on politics that deals with things with more nuance than "Trump bad, Hillary good".

>>390320

Why? He doesn't have more nuance than that

>>390344

The more twists and turns in the logic, the more retarded it becomes. It's like wringing a sponge that's full of liquid retardation to get as much out as possible.

>>391471

Someone should seriously ask Bob what he thinks a Democrat actually is and why they're better than Republicans. I genuinely want to know his reasoning

>>391471

>Don't @ me.

What a little bitch. Wants to throw his tantrums in comfort.

>>391471

Oh wow.

Does Bob know about dems who get elected in republican areas because despite being affiliated with the democratic party they have conservative talking points? What about republicans who get elected in dem areas because they're more liberal?

He's basically saying in his post he'd vote for a conservative democrat over a liberal republican and not even think about it. And he's being aggressive but at the same time demanding of a safe space while stating this retardation. Stupid in several ways, truly amazing.

>>391536

This guy is a hoot and a half. A real gut buster. A laugh riot. Seriously, my sides have left orbit.

>>391536

What would this wideload know about masculinity other than him apologozing for his nonexistant version of?

>>391668

Thanks, I appreciate it.

>>391668

Is that an adult swim skit?

>>391863

with how far adult swim has sunk, it likely is

>>389919

Wait, does he think Trump is behind Walmart or Amazon?

>>391892

Walmart because "white trash subhumans: shop at Walmart and support Trump, duh!

>>391892

Walmart, because the CEO and Trump were buddy buddies, even though Amazon is the one that won't disclose their relationship with the CIA regarding the ALEXA devices.

But really he's pissed because it would mean Trump the government is getting their noses in a private business affair, setting a precedent, even though someone from the government has to be the judge in the Congress suit.

I would normally support such stance since I'm a lolbertarian but in this case it only shows us again how hypocrite Bob is considering how much of a pro-communism/anti-capitalism he presents himself to be otherwise, but since is Drumpf doing it, of course he's against it.

>>391900

>but since is Drumpf doing it, of course he's against it.

Oh yeah, and again, Trump isn't going shit he just happens to be friends with the Walmart CEO.

>>391956

Either he is fucking huge, or she is way smaller than I imagined. What did he do, eat her afterwards?

>>391961

>Either he is fucking huge, or she is way smaller than I imagined

It's both. He is massive and she is a womanlet

>>391668

Kino

>>391975

Have you seen the comments and dislike bars on cnn videos? The mainstream public is turning on hogg and goblina.

>>391975

>When's the Twitter algorithm going to ban his ass?

Ikr? I've reported him 5 or 6 times now.

>>391975

>>392128

How did spoony remain banned on twitter when bob called for racial and political violences against whites and conservatives?

>>392131

It's Silicon Valley, dude. Do you think they care about being politically correct?

>>380438

I think the worst a normal person gets out of this is a twinge of melancholy about getting old.

I'm just looking forward to scavenging some stuff on clearance.

>>392227

Yes

>>392281

>I'm just looking forward to scavenging some stuff on clearance.

You'd better hurry

>>392296

I've been going every week but none of the gaming shit which is all I care about because I'm an adult, has been appreciably marked down yet.

>>392314

Here in England there's a toy store that's offering to redeem unclaimed Toys R' Us gold points. Only problem is that they're not redeeming on vidya, which is the only thing I would be interested in.

>>391668

Why couldn't he film his back?

>>391668

This is so sad. Even the cringeyest Channel Autism sperg has gotten a second person on their video, even if it was recorded on different locations and had to be edited. Only Bob has to resort to making videos with twenty different OCs of himself.

Say, do you think his mom occasionally watches his videos to see what her son is up to? What do you think she tells other people when they ask her what she is doing? My guess: she has locked him up in the basement and tells everyone her son has died years ago. Not that Bob would noticed he is locked up.

>>392721

* When they ask what he is doing

>>392356

>m-muh vidya

What you guys think about I post this thread link on cuckchan /tv/?

>>392759

Don't. You may as well post it on reddit.

>>392834

You deslike capekino, anon?

>>370865

What a whiny bitch. Jesus tap dancing Christ

>>371459

>clap back

Take me now lord

>>393227

Movie bob the original LE fake geek culture cunt isn’t he? Miss sinister been around for years.

>>393227

<I hope that pisses you off

>it doesn't

<WELL NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK ANYWAY

>>392857

>kino

/tv/ memes are reddit garbage that destroyed halfchan. Please don't repeat their mistakes.

>>374631

> I couldn't care less about these ecelebs

yeah, you only care about ones you do

this is /cow/

kys newfag

>>371075

>>A tablet is a super-wide smartphone

>Nigga, what?

They usually have the same class of hardware ie. a mobile ARM processor, couple of GB RAM, dual cameras and a wireless adapter, and as >>371226 the OS is typically very similar to to smartphones as well. Some tablets even allow you to take calls and send SMS. MovieBlob is wrong about a lot of things, but he's not wrong about this.

>>393227

>babymen

Says the 40-year-old man that still lives with his mom.

>>393263

Wans't there a thread of the Maissie worshiping faggot?

>>393494

Rob Lowe apparently slept with a 15 year old and videotaped it. In that case, I'm looking forward to the mental gymnastics Bob will pull when the Democrats start advocating for pedophilia.

>>393500

>Rob Lowe apparently slept with a 15 year old and videotaped it

She was 16 and this happened in Georgia, where the AOC at the time was 14.

Bob's basically assmad because Rob Lowe's had more sex with young girls than Bob ever will

>>393505

>Bob's basically assmad because Rob Lowe's had sex.

FTFY

>>393227

>No one cares what you think, who you are or that you even exist.

Perhaps the most stunning case of a lack of self awareness that I have ever seen.

>>394285

>So, why exactly doesn't Blob like Rob Lowe?

He dared to have an opinion that Blob didn't agree with

>>394285

>So, why exactly doesn't Blob like Rob Lowe?

Look at the picture you posted of him. I think you already knew the answer to this question.

>>397321

If Bob's obsession with childhood nostalgia, living in his parent's basement "apartment" and obesity including the complications of said obesity wouldn't scare off a woman, then his nasty attitude towards his "inferiors" does.

I hate that I'm about to quote Harry Butthole Potter, but this quote by Sirius Black fits so well: "If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

>>397321

>Hearts can be replaced

Do you have any idea how rare, expensive and dangerous heart transplants are?

>>397321

Well isn't he just a nasty little ichneumon of a human being.

>>397344

A parasitic wasp? That does fit MovieBob quite well.

>>397348

Well originally it was an old, fancy word for a weasel but yeah the modern sense of the word works as well in this case.

>>388243

Same here, I know he's a retard manchild, but some of the pics of him looks really badass, almost a fat Blade.

>>397333

To me it basically says it all about his poor lifestyle choices. He secretly thinks they'll just give him a new heart when his craps out. No self respecting doctor would in a million years give him a heart transplant. With his diabetes and obesity you'd be better off throwing the new heart away.

>>397353

>almost a fat Blade

Except instead of vampires he hunts buffets

>>397366

That's his whole ideology in a nutshell. "It doesn't matter how many bad decisions you make now, because pretty soon the future will be Star Trek and everything will be okay!"

In his mind, everything is disposable and worthless until mankind hits the ideal goal, and then the world will take care of him like an infant.

>>389062

You know what's funny about MovieBob is that he is one of the few people who actually gets it. People who want to have kids, live in a stable white society, and reject degeneracy are fundamentally different, on a biological level, than people like him. His mistake is assuming that he is the future. People like him are what I call "pathological organisms"- creatures that engage in behavior that ensures their own genetic destruction.

There will be no MovieBobs in the future. People like him don't reproduce, they don't create societies that are stable enough for others to reproduce. For all his talk of evolution, he forgot one important fact: ultimately, it's the organisms that reproduce and pass on their genetics to the next generation that win the day.

>>397398

I wouldn't say that Bob 'gets' anything. What you've described is a case of broken clocks coupled with his characteristic lack of self-awareness. He thinks he'd be one of the elite when really he'd be one of the first ones up against the wall.

Also, the only "Resistance" MovieBob could ever be prominent in is the resistance to insulin.

>>397487

He really thinks the 2016 race was close, doesn't he?

>>390207

On the subject of the lgbtwertywtfbbq, has blob let it slip that he's into traps yet? Because no one can be that much of a skeptic/comicbook-intellectual/rationalist without being up to his armpits in degenerate faggot porn.

>>397507

I know his doppelganger Dobson was whiteknighting Brianna "Eat the Rich or They'll Enact Operation British" Wu, but I don't know if Bob himself is into traps.

>>397512

He just seems like your regular thirsty male feminist to me.

Who would take the opinions of an extremely over weight, ugly virtue signalling feminist seriously? This dude is rotten to his core. Has this fat fuck ever ran up a hill before? Has he ever lifted weights and ate a plate full of vegetables with a piece of grass fed steak? Has he ever actually exerted himself physically? Are you telling me someone like him is all there, mentally? Are you seriously telling me someone like this is in any position to give his opinion on anything? The cells in his body are literally made up of bread, pizza, pop, candy, chips, soy, fastfood, and other garbage processed shit that is designed to kill you and make you dumber. Despite this, people genuinely take his opinions to heart. This dude is clown world personified.

>>397366

buffets are capitalist, he is facing his enemy.

>>397525

He's always bitching about how he needs more money. Leads me to think the $4000 quoted is deceptive

>>397529

paypig also takes a cut of his money and he lives in Taxachusetts. So, he is probably taking home half of what the paypig total states that he is taking in.

P@treon gets filtered into paypig? Lel

>>397525

Who the hell is donating to Bob? His videos average about 4k views and even insufferable twitter clique SJWs hate him.

>>397554

I get the feeling that after all these shenanigans the "Resistance" has pulled, that MovieBob is going to keel over when Maine, New Hampshire and Minnesota go red. Hell, the GOP could rile up their base just by showing ads made up entirely of MovieBob tweets with Nazi propaganda playing in the background.

>>397552

>Who the hell is donating to Bob?

Family? His brother?

Wasn't there a paypig hack a while back and all the names of the donors got leaked?

>>397321

Why does he hate blue collar shit so much?

>>397326

>I hate that I'm about to quote Harry Butthole Potter

Alright. Let me give you the original source then:

<"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can shit his pants and do nothing for him." – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

>>397769

>by how he treats those who can shit his pants and shit his pants and do nothing for him

God bless you wordfilter

>>397489

Well I don't see Trump living in his Mom's basement,so…

>>397560

I'm proud of Minnesota for how close they came. Extremely disappointed in New Hampshire.

https://www.reddit.com/user/proudtobemerican

How do you think Bob would engage in a conversation in someone like this? He's pretty much the antithesis of everything that he is.

>>399831

His response is characteristically spastic

>>400769

Bob also pretending he could take on anyone with a gun

>>399831

Seriously, I don't think it can be understated just how badly those two tweets cut into Bob. They weren't even directed at him but even Bob knew this other guy was describing people exactly like Bob himself

>>401017

You should post the response to the first one. The one where Bob, Mr Expert, tries to argue that an Italian-American from Brooklyn wouldn't say 'faggot'

the sjws still love him though

>>401345

He's right about Comey not being a hero and being self-serving, just for the wrong reason. Does Bob want to get into Hillary's pantsuit or something?

>>400808

>Bob also pretending he could take on anyone at all

FTFY

>>376817

Somewhere between 12 and 20 weeks.

>>400808

>>400769

>>401445

If Blobbo the Gutt was committing a public shooting with a shitty cowboy rifle, I would consider it an honor and a privilege to mow his fat ass down with my AR15.

>>401347

Blob has spent his entire adult life fantasizing about that kuru-infected cunt. If he could tolerate the existence of Mario characters who were made after 89, I'm certain he would have printed out odyssey Pauline and stapled hilldog's face to her as a fetish totem.

>>404117

>Blob has spent his entire adult life fantasizing about that kuru-infected cunt.

Not true, actually. In 2008 he said Hillary was evil and that he'd probably be voting for McCain. Not even Obama, fucking McCain.

>>404464

Bob probably just likes nuclear war. Being a super mutant probably would be a step up from what he is now, tbh.

>>399831

That tweet reads like something a Markow chain algorithm would produce. What if Bob is not even human, but an alien trying to imitate a person?

Bob is very eager to please his leftist overlords, but his autism causes him to virtue signal harder than any other person alive. It's great even some of then are starting to call him out.

>>409052

I wouldn't call what he does virtue signalling. Basically he says what they're all thinking but desire to win people to their side prevents them from actually saying. You know how Hillary said there's a need to present both a public and a private opinion? Well, Bob's so autistic that he doesn't see the need for the public opinion.

>>408590

Bob routinely says dumb shit like this, completely ignoring that Obama won many of the Rust Belt states Hillary resoundingly lost.

It's pretty obvious these purple states will go for either party given a reason to, and that shitting in their face lost the election.

>>409070

It's also that Bob genuinely believes all the right-wing talking points are true, even though he hates them. So when the republicans say "We're the party of the forgotten men and women." Instead of doing what most democrats do and say "that's bullshit, you only won their vote because Hillary didn't campaign hard enough for them." He genuinely believes it and says shit like "working class people deserve to suffer and be exterminated! only the rich should vote!"

>>410183

He also genuinely believes that Democrats are the out of touch ivory tower liberal elitists Republicans say they are, which is why he tries his best to act like the most negative imaginable stereotype of how bad such a person could possibly be.

This is ironic considering he is not a member of the elite at all, but a basement dwelling parasite in someone else's house.

Post more Movie Bob being badasss

>>410819

That is just fucking gold

>>410197

Exactly. Bob sincerely believes all the stereotypes and strawman he hears, but tries to BE those stereotypes and strawmen.

>>410819

This thread made me become a fan of Big Bob. He ironically is badass for a lefttard

>>410819

Oh, Bob.

That's not why they aren't talking to you…

>>410819

I almost feel bad for him just because it sucks that not even his family wants to talk to him. Then I read about how he considers Midwesterners subhumans and I laugh at his misery.

>>411677

He literally doesn't understand he's ideologically identical to your typical gloom and doom Christian preacher telling people they're going to Hell for any number of utterly dumb reasons.

He considers that kind of person dumb and backward, and has no room for them in his "superior future" and doesn't even see himself in the mirror, and that what he is is a dumb, fat, moralistic oaf.

>>411690

I think he knows how stupid the stuff he says on Twitter is, but doubles down on it anyway because it makes him feel good. He justifies it in his head because it's "therapeutic" and "cathartic" or some shit.

In reality, it's causing his mental state to deteriorate and making everyone hate him, but he's not smart enough to figure that out.

>>411669

Bob really has no core principles. Go back a few years and he was a McCain supporter. Go back a couple more and he was an ardent Randroid.

This isn't because of any principles he has, but just because he saw himself as being like Rand's egotistical, selfish heroes, despite having none of the talent and creativity that justified their egos.

He sees himself as Howard Roark from The Fountainhead despite actually just being a fat parasite living in someone else's basement.

>>411699

I think he gets the occasional twinge of awareness, like in that exchange with the Catholic thing, but quickly buries it before he can think about it, because he can't cope with reality.

>>366939

it's like he's the prophet of a nightmare future tbh

>>423153

>decentralizing power causes tyrants to rise!

>Thus centralizing power prevents tyrants from occurring!

Seems legit.

>>423153

This 'intellectual' doesn't seem to grasp the concept of 'oligarchical collectivism' or how it accomplishes exactly what he describes

Best video about Bob ever made.

>>423843

Different flavor of the same shit really. The only real difference is that boogie doesn't talk about killing people he doesn't like as far as I can tell.

>>424382

That and Boogie actually decided to do something about being fat as hell.

>Inb4 meme surgery

Yeah, but he had to save up tens of thousands to do it. So, good for him.

>>424465

I wouldn't be surprised if he's already ballooned back up by this point.

>>424652

That tweet honestly sounds like a cannibalism threat.

>>401017

Do you have the one with Adam Sandler?

>>429505

Hillary did have a career as a lawyer, but got kicked off the Watergate commission due to being too corrupt. MoobieBob just can't accept that Trump is the President and is too lazy to commit to actual out in the street activism to try to change that.

>>423843

Boogie is a faggot without spine, Bob is a badass who is not afraid to challenge society.

>>397529

>>397525

>>397552

>>397562

It's also important to know who he might be donating to - with a service like paypig it wouldn't be hard to inflate your monthly numbers by donating to each other among a group of friends(or even to YOURSELF from sock puppet accounts), creating a situation where it LOOKS like you're all making a shit ton more than you do. At least that's how I'd do it to get the ball rolling and make myself look relevant, even if initially I'd lose some money to paypig's fees.

>>401017

>I'm being denied a better world because of these stupid subhumans

You know, when most people talk about "a better world" you think they're imagining some shit with peace and clean and people who genuinely care about their fellow man, but you never really know if they don't go into details. But bob lets something slip here, and it's not the part about those inconvenient small minded people who "afflict" humanity, it's the "I'm being denied" part. His idea of a better world involves him being better off, he feels massively entitled to it and other people are just in the way.

>>431466

>and act like a pig forever.

More like play the first world of smb3 over and over and become emotionally distraught when people mention they like World better. Blobbo is a man of very shallow and repetitive tastes, which ironically would give him a perfect middle-management stooge position in an office space if he'd actually get off his ass and get a job.

>>431466

>He doesn't want to explore the stars or unite all nations.

To be fair, both of those are gay af

>>431918

>explore the stars is gay

hey now.

>>366939

This is an example of drinking the Frankfurt Kool aid and believing in your own bullshit that it hurts.

>>431918

Well, uniting all nations can be good if they're allowed to stay sovereign and preserve their own culture. A massive One World government would be really fucking horrible, so I see why the idea would make you think twice.

But exploring the stars? Gay? come on, son. You're telling me you don't wanna fuck space chicks and go to other planets? You're the gay one.

>Moviebob logic to be white= to be right wring= to be stupid= to be evil.

What is Bob smoking?

>>432070

If it weren't for his corpulent mass, I'd say crack.

>>432073

>>432070

His own farts, clearly. The chemicals in his food, when turned into gas, are fucking with his, already pretty fucked, brain chemistry

>>431918

This tbh

>>432070

I have already mentioned a certain Bechtloff stream in another thread: Basically one of his former friends has told the story of a group that believed some cruhuzy shit about Quantum Mechanics and how and taught its members that you can shape your own reality. Moviebob got a vision from that thanks to the exposure to these loons. He dreamed that his house was surrounded by generic soldiers and Miyamoto was standing at the window. He told him that he had to protect the dreams of the children from the soldiers. This is why he has such a hate boner for COD and Razorfist and everything right of Karl Marx.

>>432150

>everything right of Karl Marx

Except that he hates the working class. He's basically a weird hodge podge of Objectivism and Cultural Marxism, and I suspect 90% of the Cultural Marxism stuff is just lip service to justify his elitism

>>432150

That's a good story, but what keeps it from being believable is the fact that blob despises children and miyamoto for ruining his little mario head canon with yoshi's island.

>>432401

He's a neoliberal corporate cocksucker. Seriously, why do you think he likes Hillary so much?

Bob loves crony capitalism and big companies, he loves gentrification and globalization, even his love for Ayn Rand can fit into this mold.

At 3:12 you can see a sample of Bob's hatred towards what he considers the entire right of the political spectrum.

>>432745

Its genuine as far as I can tell.

>>432745

You realise that some of this stuff actually was in one of Bob's videos?

>>433653

Watching blob's videos doesn't yield the same level of humor as cwc or phil–it's too overwrought with babby's first political platitudes, so watching videos making fun of him is easier to enjoy. I do remember him sperging in full earnesty about Yoshi's Island ruining mario """canon""".

On a similar note, has anyone called blob out on his double-standards regarding the wop? Mario is designed to be as blue-collar as it gets, and the series reinforces standard gender roles with peach being a dumb cunt always in need of saving. Fuck, mario was voiced by Lou Albano in the crappy cartoon of all people.

>>429505

>Hillary had other credentials besides being a wife

>but fuck Drumpf he was only ever a game show host

Bobby has decided to strike while the iron is corroded and is doing a Let's Watch of a Let's Play.

>>388243

Yes Bob, you're the only one.

>>397552

Others like him. These people donate money to each other to look as if they are bigger than they really are, as this will trick some people to donate for real. It's a classic scheme and it works.

>>432084

> Step 1: abduct Bob (easier said than done, you would need a forklift)

> Step 2: lock him up with shit food and 24/7 internet access

> Step 3: hook him up to a fart-collecting machine and bottle them

> Step 4: sell it as a new drug that provides people with a high from out of this world. Profti.

>>443476

How is Apu derogatory?

>>443485

SJWism is a mental illness. It doesn't need any rhyme or reason.

Post more movieBob kinos

>>443587

It's almost as if any sort of "dictatorship" is merely a manifestation of severe mental illness. Nah, that can't be the case. Clearly I'm seeing Muslims and niggers sent off to concentration camps.

>>433041

>Calories don't count toward my weight if I only ironically take them in for a video

>>443587

> We live in the Fourth Reich, yet everything is the same. Maybe it's all just in our heads and nothing has really changed?

> Nah, fuck Drumf.

>>443791

That gives me an idea: what if you take all the shit food you like, stuff your face to your heart's cocks, but always spit it out instead of swallowing it? It's what people in the food industry do, they always spit out the food after tasting it, not just in the alcohol industry. That way you could still taste it without gaining the calories (whatever small amounts you swallow with your saliva would be negligible). Or even better, make chewing gum with flavors like "hamburger" or "steak" and sell it as a zero-calories alternative to junk food.

>>443485

Apu is an immigrant who chose to work at a convenience store over going to an IVY League school and becoming another doctor, lawyer, or teacher.

>>443567

SJWs are losing a lot of power because nobody likes them. People trust Trump more because he's blunt about his feelings and more emotionally stable than the media, Washington, or over educated college liberals.

>>444824

>That gives me an idea: what if you take all the shit food you like, stuff your face to your heart's cocks, but always spit it out instead of swallowing it?

Oh yeah, there's even a name for that.

Bulimia.

>>444824

Wonka style gum would work for a sensible person who just want's a particular flavor sensation on the cheap (lobster in one stick, finely grilled steak in another, etc), but the sjws and hamplanets would take offense to this hypothetical product in that in implies that fatties and the mentally ill have no sense of portion control (of course they don't). Whatever company that puts forth this kind of product would end up beset by an endless deluge of sjw whales screaming about how the fact that a foodstuff reminding them how they have no portion control is literally raping them.

Your idea is good, but you're asking too much of the room temperature crowd.

>>444974

>SJWs are losing power

I honestly don't think they truly had any to begin with, aside from the cucks and spineless PR departments that allowed the rainbow mob to walk allover themselves. I can't remember the name of the company, but there was a fitness agency in 2015 whose summer ads asked if the viewer had their body beach ready–naturally this sent whales and trannys into a tisim fit, and they assaulted the company twitter to replace the ad with something more "body positive". The company told them to fuck off and, big surprise, they did exactly as they were told.

>TL;DR

sjws are like women; you put your foot down and they become meek.

>>445890

>SJWs are like women

Comparing an entire gender to a bunch of self centered, limp wristed, thin skinned, self hating, authoritarian, psychos. Has to be the dumbest things I've heard all day.

>>446366

SJWs are like women with borderline personality disorder would be more accurate. People on imageboards aren't stable. People who aren't stable tend to attract other unstable people. Without experience with stable people, instability becomes the norm.

>Inb4 blue-pilled normal

If go carrying around pictures of der Fuhrer

You won't be getting with anyone he or her.

>Boblogic anyone that doesn't live in New York or California is a racist.

I can see why Lily peet likes him.

>>446366

t. cuck

>>446535

Moviebob is shallow enough to actually believe stereotypes but not smart enough to circumvent them. He genuinely believes all the republican stereotypes about "liberal eltists" but instead of becoming a republican he wants to be one of the liberal eltists.

>>365686

There was an actual sinister reason for the "blue checkmark" purge on Twitter's behalf….

If you have a blue checkmark/are verified? You unlock a feature where you can AUTO-BLOCK ANYONE WITHOUT A BLUE CHECKMARK. Meaning you an only see those users "verified" by Twitter as being the person you claim to be, with the tell-tell checkmark.

"Verified" Liberals and SJW, but especially SJW celebrities who don't like having the average joe call them out on being out of touch with the reality normal people have to deal with in the real world, realized they could wholesale abuse this system to create the ultimate echo chamber/bubble of like-minded SJW scum. HOWEVER, they would still have to deal with big name conservatives who WERE verified/had the checkmarks.

Hence the weaponization of "deverifying" people and stripping them of their blue check mark. It effectively kicks people out of the bubble so celebrities and hivemind supporting normies who got verified, don't have to deal with their fantasy land where they are right and everyone else is evil/Hitler.

>>373997

A Hillary Presidency would be horrific in that the Globalists basically overreached big time in Obama's second term (they truly thought he was going to lose to Romney and interpreted his re-election that it was OK to accelerate their evil schemes). And their overreach triggered a MASSIVE backlash they were not ready for. One that they did not expect as they truly thought, the masses would not realized they how fucked they were until it was too fucking late to stop them.

Hillary would have basically killed free speech online and she was already stealth working with Obama to sneak into effect a law that would let her shut down ANY website that did not toe the party line, as "fake news/russia propaghanda". Not to mention kill the second amendment, which the globalists absolutely HAVE TO get rid of before they go into the final stages of their plans.

Even if she didn't reclaim Congress in a big blue wave in 2016, Obama set the stage for a President ruling by decree; using executive orders, Hillary could do whatever she wanted without having to bother with Congress or the people. And yes, they could impeach the bitch but Hillary would drag shit out and probably bribe/kill/destroy politically, enough Republicans, to make conviction impossible. Not to mention legalizing the illegals in the country, allowing her enough of majority to eventually flip Congress and get re-elected.

>>374513

To be fair, that was a common rationalization that people had towards Hillary and Bill's anti-gayness. Even in the mid-00s, I had liberal friends who said that DADT and refusing to support gay marriage, was an elaborate long game to make people support gay marriage and gays in the military

>>393500

Rob Lowe didn't fully disappear in the 90s; he just stopped getting leading men roles and had to do supporting cast shit because the Brat Pack clique of actors as a whole fell out of favor with movie goers, especially after they stopped being able to play teens/college age types.

Also, Rob Lowe was one of the lucky ones; he managed to get back to leading man shit by the end of the decade.

>>397398

I'd actually argue that Movieblob is the ultimate example of "soft times breed soft worthless men".

He's a worthless, spoiled brat who has been coddled and pampered and NEVER had to face any hardship, to make him toughen up and realize the world is a hell sometimes that you just have to accept and move on. It's why he has so utterly latched onto the Star Trek commie future, since it is a future that conforms with his pampered prince future.

>>397552

While not part of the inner SJW party like Anita and Zoe and Wu, Movieblob's definitely part of the outer SJW party. Like Harris O'Malley and Jim Sterling and Nostalgia Chick. Useful idiots who shill the SJW party line, write hit pieces, and attack whoever is the subject of the 15 Minute Hate this week.

Being part of the outer party, means you get to involve yourself in the big ass money laundering scheme that is paypig and other crowd funding sites. Everyone donates to each other, creating the illusion of success while keeping the dirty money flowing.

>>397738

Class envy/hatred.

It's common for people who grew up middle class (regular or lower middle class), with parents that had white collar jobs or non-minimum wage jobs, to shit on blue collar types and hate them. Because, as society becomes more and more rigid in punishing anyone who says anything racist? You start seeing poor people being made the whipping boy/target of societal abuse by the middle class and upper class.

>>401347

For people Blob's age, the Clintons are liberal royalty and Hillary a literal queen in exile, waiting to be given "her time" to rule America. Something that has been deeply rooted since Bush II got elected, as Hillary's "ascension" being the "course correction" of America after Democrats lost control over everything in the early 00s.

"The Clinton Restoration" is one of those nostalgia fetish things of MovieBlob's generation and of Generation Xers/Millenials who were born early enough to have vivid memories of growing up in the 90s. It's rooted in a wanting to return to the 90s and having a Clinton running things, as if that was a halycon time of super peace and love and economic prosperity; with the Clinton Mafia watching over us all as benign overlords.

>>391668

what the fuck why is the chase shot just two stock footage dudes?

>>459272

That's not exactly true.

A lot of school shootings (Columbine and Parkland in particular) were actually RICH KID schools; best of everything, basically filled with obnoxious shit kids who grew up with rich asshole parents who constantly made excuses for their kids behavior.

Parkland in particular also had corrupt school board issues: the reason the shooter there was never busted each time he was reported, was due to a generous kickback program for juking stats for discipline reports (the less discipline reports the more money the school got) and the fact that working as a security officer there was considered a super fucking sweet gig within the police department: basically to get hired working for the school, was something only the best of the best suck-ups got within the police department, especially since it came with perks like living in a house near the school with all the bills (rent and utilities) paid y the department

MovieBob is badass

>>431503

Who would want to work with him? Would you? Nature is giving him a sign that it's time to give up the ghost.

>>445890

>The company told them to fuck off and, big surprise, they did exactly as they were told.

Actually, the feminists had a collective period, staged a public protest (to which only about 50 people showed up, although the kike media tried to make it seem like more), London then elected a Muslim mayor who, for his own personal Muslim reasons, banned the ads giving the feminist cunts the hollow victory they were hoping for

The upswing of this is that the company saw greatly increased sales from telling the rainbow haired mafia to fuck off.

>>459681

He is basically unemployable anyway. He's got no skills. He hasn't worked a proper job in more than ten years. He's got diabetes, which could cause him to miss work for treatment or to just plain drop dead and all his shit about wanting the working class to die is out there on the internet for any self-respecting HR manager or recruiter to see.

No company in the world would hire him

Say what you will about his Tweets, I actually really have started to enjoy his movie reviews and insights.

>>459272

many u.s. states actually spend obscene amounts of money (both in total and per student)but squander that on benefits and trash teachers they are legally barred from firing (look up what new york spends per student at the same time their teachers cant even pass literacy tests)

>>433147

the escapist is still a thing?

>>460314

The Escapist is basically dead. They laid off all their staff, so it's basically just Zero Punctuation now. While it was sort of inevitable after Archon left, it still bothers me that Bob probably derives some satisfaction from the site that fired him going under. He'll convince himself that they fired him because they were circling the drain, not because his cancerous personality makes him unemployable, as made clear by his time at ScrewAttack or his stints at other outlets.

On a side note, just like how The Escapist is pared down to just Zero Punctuation, ScrewAttack is pared down to just Death Battle. Are hubs for producing gaming/nerd-related videos a dead trend, or are there still successful examples elsewhere?

>>467900

>On a side note, just like how The Escapist is pared down to just Zero Punctuation, ScrewAttack is pared down to just Death Battle. Are hubs for producing gaming/nerd-related videos a dead trend, or are there still successful examples elsewhere?

Nah, youtube killed them all.

>>467900

>He'll convince himself that they fired him because they were circling the drain

More likely he'll convince himself they went down the drain because they fired him, even though he kind of begged for his job back at several points.

Isn't Bob friendly with a MLP loving tranny?

Is it true that blob lost his leg to diabeetus or was that just some trash I heard from a total cancer fan?

>>467900

iirc macris/archon went to Milo Yiannopoulos' website which is now also tanking.

>>467926

insane how centralized the internet is getting.

So did Bob really lose a limb? Is he dying? Is he showing any regrets or panic attacks on twitter or something?

I bet the already high number of people who want to clean Bob's clock sky rocketed after he made this.

>>469656

>>469657

Nigga don't believe everything you read online.

>>470126

>Aside from him being blatantly wrong about the CalArts style not existing, he actually has a point. Its fucking stupid to bitch about how a new cartoon is "ruining" something you liked as a kid. And let's be honest: Most 80's cartoons were pretty fucking goofy. That said, aforementioned glorified toy commercials do blow their modern equivalents out of the water in the US and Japan.

>>470291

I did not realize I pressed the right arrow key until the post showed up.

I am a faggot.

>>470291

Moviebob is the last person who should shit on nostalgia

>>470375

Doesn't he still jack off about SMB3?

>>470393

He literally wrote a book about it that's just a biography about how he skipped out on his grandma's funeral to play it.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18145442-super-mario-bros-3

>>470418

>skipped out on his grandma's funeral to play SMB3.

Could Bob be anymore of a asshole?

>>470291

>Its fucking stupid to bitch about how a new cartoon is "ruining" something you liked as a kid

This is coming from the exact same manchild who bitches constantly that Illumination's upcoming CG Mario movie is going to ruin Mario. So fuck off, he does not have a point.

>>470126

To be honest, the people who give enough of a shit about a reboot of an 80s cartoon are probably too skinnyfat of bugmen to clean even Bob's clock.

Do you ever think Bob had a chance of ever raising a family of his own?

>>473709

No but he has plenty of distractions for a child if he ever happens on one.

>>470418

>Skipped out on his grandmothers funeral

Why? What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>450427

Underrated post

>>473794

>What the fuck is wrong with him?

He's Bob Chipman.

>>473970

Just imagining Bob talk to a child is horrifying.

>>473709

Oh god no. Can you imagine what poor woman that goes on a date with him would go through?

>so what do you do

<i cry about the mean misogynists that harass the wyminz on the internet and play mario 3 all day did you know that mario 3 is literally the perfect video game i wish i could be mario he's my hero in fact he's so great i skipped my grandma's funeral just to spend more time with mario i just feel safe when i'm playing mario i don't have to deal with all those 12-year-old nerds on the internet that pick on me and make me cry i don't have to listen to my mom tell me that i should get a real job and move out of her house or think about how i'm still a virgin who's never even touched a real woman that's why mario is my hero he saves me from all the bad things in life