f9e932 No.304965
How could spergs like Chris Chan, Dobson, Kraut and Tears and etc have prevented their demise as lolcows?
812b66 No.304968
Chris-chan could have just left the internet, Dobson always would have been mocked for his inflation art but he could have refrained from making those embarrassingly bad "topical" comics and Kraut could have not made a weird little cult and continued rambling about feminism.
9432dd No.304969
It's easy, you keep your autism for yourself only.
115e8a No.304975
Don't be socially retarded. If you don't know what is or isn't socially retarded, speak to a therapist or a consular.
6c7f77 No.305052
Have a sense of humor about yourself and don't be overly spiteful or mean to others. Look at Ullillillia. People like him, despite him being a completely ridiculous person, and sometimes obnoxious, because he was never vindictive and always seemed to recognize he was an odd individual. Compare him with someone like Peter Coffin, who despite being a much more regular person, people despise because of his complete inability to laugh at himself and his seeming hatred towards anyone he disagrees with.
aa135b No.305173
How many times is this exact same thread going to be reposted?
e60086 No.306043
Don't be a count. Be cool. Be confident. Don't give a fuck when degenerates get jealous. Success breeds envy. So if a bunch of people hate you, that means you are winning at life. I am pretty alpha and have a bunch of haters, always have, so I am used to it and S one the cunts out
e60086 No.306049
>>305052
What is the cunts name? Any pics of her getting plowed?
8a4a85 No.306058
>>306049
>Update:
And does she have a sexy dog?
e60086 No.306070
Ugh, build a thousand bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder, make one comment about a dog and everyone calls you a dog fucker
4e048d No.306173
>>304965
The number one thing that defines a lolcow is their ability to be julayed. Someone can be completely fucking ridiculous, but if they don't respond to attempts to fuck with them, they're just a weird guy that people talk about on the internet, not a lolcow.
802c04 No.306175
>>304968
>Chris-chan could have just left the internet
Are you retarded?
Nobody just leaves the internet
c9a228 No.306176
>>306175
Ulillillia left the internet.
debff2 No.308563
>>304968
He did for a while. The 'fandom' started losing its mind over all the unknowns. If he'd stayed offline, he could have won in a way. But he couldn't, and now he's being trolled like never before by someone claiming to be his own creations.
dc082f No.309285
You never choose to be a lolcow, nor do you really choose not to be a lolcow. Lolcows are people with deep psychological wounds/insecurities that they cannot ignore and that is why they keep reacting in funny ways even if they at some level understand what is going on.
69cc57 No.309397
>>309285
You don't choose to be a lolcow, but you certainly choose to stay one.
Like, even if you're mentally ill, you still choose to do things. It may not be with a sound or logical mind, but it's still a conscious choice.
Take Britbong, for example. At any point in the past two years he could have chosen to stop trying to defend himself on /cow/, told his fans to stop covering for him, stop whining about trolls on his streams (giving them exactly what they want) and just focus on streaming games and having fun.
But he doesn't do that. We've told him to his face that's what he needs to do, and whenever people say that to him he just insults them and goes back to whining. We tell him exactly how to "beat" us and he ignores it so he can keep losing. That's his choice.
c3ef54 No.309565
>>304965
According to the sticky at the top, the definition of lolcow is fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny.
So basically just don't be a complete retard?
368259 No.309588
>>309397
Some people hate change, and some people would prefer being miserable over the 'unknown,' mental illness or otherwise. If they won't take the salvation that's being offered, fuck 'em.
083f38 No.309860
>>304965
The best thing you can do once it begins is to turtle down and refuse to engage. No one wants a cow that doesn't give julay, and they'll go find it somewhere else.
d0f3eb No.352384
>>304965
>Chris Chan
He's autistic so he can't learn from his mistakes. Getting off the internet or having has dad still around would have helped, but it's hard to say by how much.
>Dobson
He should have switched aliases when he stopped doing inflation art. (If he signed them with his real name, then he shouldn't have done that.) He's better off at this point admitting it was some phase he grew out of and regrets doing. Also he should act less like a cunt (not insult Zelda Williams right after her father passed away) and learn to take criticism. (not shit on Kazerad after he gave him constructive criticism on why his drawing methods were terrible)
I don't know as much about the last 2, but the point should be clear: Learn from your mistakes and own up to them. Also don't engage with anyone trying to get reactions. Most lolcows wouldn't get as much attention as they do if they would just stop responding to what is usually obvious bait.
4fc1b3 No.373467
>>352384
>He should have switched aliases when he stopped doing inflation art.
But he actually did. When he was making those he disguised himself as a girl called CattyN, but everyone realized they were the same person because his artstyle is easily recognizable.
d22f4c No.373490
Do any of you /cow/boys think you might have become a lolcow is given modern Internet access?
I probably would have posting my fanfiction online instead of keeping it in a drawer. Didn't even know what fanfiction was at the time when I wrote about not-me fighting snowmen and becoming a wizard.
Was also a sheltered kid, and massive crybaby.
d22f4c No.373496
>>373490
>*given modern Internet access at a young age
4fc1b3 No.373528
>>373496
internet access to mentally handicapped people actually, if this kind of people lived in the pre-internet era they would probably spent the rest of their lives caged in a mental asylum and nobody other than their families would ever know about their existences.
Most of the kids that do stupid shit in the internet acquire self-awareness when they grow up, like that girl that wrote the emo harry potter fanfic "My Immortal"
d22f4c No.373531
>>373528
Have you done any stupid shit personally?
4fc1b3 No.373539
>>373531
In my early internet years yes, but since I was too shy to show my real face and name in the internet I got away with all of that shit I made
3e8237 No.373560
Be Sargon.
Dude has refined trolling to an art so his enemies end up making him look better and themselves cringy and passive agressive. Guy has elevated the art of slick. He told that drunken chug he would throw him under a bus even after the feathernigger stood up for him.
The best part?
The rednigger apologzied to him!
3e8237 No.373564
>>373560
KEK
I saw that. It was great. I wasn't a fan of Sargon but I am really starting to warm up to him. He isn't like metocuck hiding his jewishness behind an anime avatar.
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
d22f4c No.373598
ae60aa No.373850
>>304965
By not having sex with retards
ae60aa No.373857
>>373855
>respond calmly
By that you mean he threatened to sue right?
8f7cb2 No.373894
>>373857
>>373857
>By that you mean he threatened to sue right?
After destiny stated he wanted to character assasinate JF?
409dfd No.373942
>>373894
Please stop bringing up JF, he is a cunt and probably has anti social personality disorder but he hasn't really done anything lolcow worthy.
Chances are even if he does become easily goaded into doing things we can julay for laughs /cow will just blow it off because they're so jaded after months of faggots wanting JF to be a cow when he clearly isn't that nobody will bother anymore.
5a10dd No.374174
>>373942
Preventing your wife from giving birth in a hospital because you're too insecure and scared that she will break up with you is not lolcow worthy? Either you haven't kept up with recent events or you're just a fanboy riding his dick
8398df No.374186
Achieve the Tao. Be like the water, which flows down the way of least resistance.
3e8237 No.374202
Be invisible
also take your g-d damned anti-psychotics even if you feel fine.
0b76ce No.374499
>>374174
He didn't want for his wife to labor at home for this reason, why are you lying? At best you can find it odd or retarded but that's about it
As someone who had to spend 2 years in the hospital, I can tell you that I will never let my child be born in a fucking hospital
65a5cf No.374744
>>374174
Don't be this guy.
c32edd No.374766
It's high time to ignore the redditfags that come in here telling us who should be a lolcow. JF isn't a cow. Maybe someday he will be but right now he isn't. And in fact it's crystal clear that the attacks on him come from people afraid to actually debate him. Can't attack the ideas directly so they attack the character indirectly. All these "Heh, /cow/ are the real lolcows, amirite fellow poster?" niggers don't know what a cow is. They think they are going to bait us into attacking who they want us to. Just fucking ignore them instead of shitting up every thread with power points on why so-and-so isn't a cow. We know who is and isn't, that's all that matters.
204b59 No.374770
>>373560
>>373564
samefag, we have id's
0da4a7 No.374773
>>374766
They just think a cow is someone who does things they don't like.
dc082f No.374792
Another thing is that they should just have ignored the mocking in the beginning. You will be called a pussy for not responding but within a few months it will die down.
f0896b No.374796
>use a different email for every account you make
>don't use your real name on social media
>don't post your pictures online
>don't post videos of yourself online
dc6376 No.374799
>>373560
>>373564
The shilling is real.
0fd0ef No.471168
>>373467
Okay, then Dobson should have also learned to draw better, but that was implied.