/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

Is CopperCab a reverse fake lolcow?

>>289420

CopperCab is an Andy Kaufman wannabe who isn't intelligent enough to pull it off with the subtle wit that Kaufman had.

This guy is still relevant?

>>289424

He's trying to be by paying Chris for an interview and they're covering each other's classic videos.

FUN FACT

the foxdick farms are locking every thread that gets started about this video. Seems they don't like it when someone else has their claws in their pet lolcow.

>>289423

He's not even the first guy to do it either. Whatever happened to Daxflame?

>>289463

So now the new sagas are going to be pay-to-play? It's insane how chris can turn his autism into a petty career. It'll also bring some desperate

>>289474

Pretty much this. And as Chris gets older and more aware of how bleak his life will be after barb's death he will only get more desperate. I'm waiting for a wealthy benefactor to do something silly like pay Chris to go to the gathering of the juggalos and if Chris had an actual manager or PR representative I bet he could land his own documentary on Netflix or hulu and make some decent cash.

>>289474

>It'll also bring some desperate

*desperate attention whores. IDK how I lopped off the end of that sentence

>>289483

The PR manager would run the business of getting chris media attention, but chris himself would be unlikely to listen to any coaching and would completely fuck up any PR advice given to him. Which is the appeal I guess, that he fucks everything up. I think the brightest aspect of these is that chris's trolls can be lolcows in their own right. Unless you're a very bored billionaire, giving chris money is a sign that something isn't right upstairs

>>289419

>CopperCab

He was a guy trying to act like a lolcow ' ironically ' only to fail so bad he became an actual lolcow.

>>289463

>the foxdick farms are locking every thread that gets started about this video

That's pretty fucking funny.

>>289535

Didnt he become a tranny, and made Gavin the Proudgoy look like a tool on his show?

>>289463

>foxdick is going full SHUT IT DOWN mode on this

Why?

>>289587

Their excuse is everyone who is interviewing Chris is retarded, boring, and unfunny but it sounds like they don't like other people getting their hands on him.

>>289587

They get super butthurt when someone besides them talks to Chris, because they're like a shitty, clingy troll girlfriend with boundary issues. Why? Autism and A-Logging.

They finally made a containment thread for interviews but they're still whining like little girls about how people shouldn't interview Chris.

https://archive.fo/68KJN

>>289591

Even if that were true (and it probably is, I'm not going to watch any of these interview videos unless someone specifically say something funny happens in one of them), they could just leave threads open for people who do watch the videos.

It's really sad when people lie like that, no one believes them and it's obvious they're lying more to themselves than to whoever is listening to them.

>>289593

And this just reinforces things. What sad sacks.

>>289618

To be fair, they kind of have to be boring and skirt around the real stuff in interviews because if they don't Chris'll get uncomfortable and bail.

>>289535

there but for fortune

>>289662

>Chris'll get uncomfortable and bail.

That would actually be funny though.

>>289591

>>289592

Don't these faggots realize that it was 4/b/ and not them who discovered chris. Anyway, websites don't own chris. Barb does (and this seems to be reversing due to her dementia)

>>290022

It was half /v/.

>>290022

That doesn't matter to foxdicks.

>>290042

Wasn't in Somethingawful? Or maybe that's how the author who "remastered" Sonichu found about him.

>>290022

It doesn't matter that he was originally discovered by 4chan, passed on to ED, discussed by various YouTube personalities, appeared on nationally syndicated radio talk shows and even discussed on previous incarnations of this very board before the Cwcki forums (which foxdick would evolve from) were even made.

They believe they are entitled to be the only ones who contact Chris in anyway. I think it's a sunk costs fallacy thing, where they've devoted so much of their pathetic lives to following him they deserve to be repaid by being his one and only trolls. So they'll harass and ween at anyone who doesn't follow those sacred rules.

It's like a reversed version of what everyone thought the "Inner Circle" was. Instead of a secret cabal of like twelve people "hoarding the lulz" it's actually about eighty 90lbs emaciated fags with autism trying desperately and failing miserably to control someone who barely knows they exist.

>>289582

they both spread their asscheeks and showed their assholes during that show. I dont think either won.

>>290146

The original mentioning of Chris online was on SA as shown in the post above yours.

>>290192

>they've devoted so much of their pathetic lives to following him they deserve to be repaid by being his one and only trolls°

SEE: Marvin/Canine

>90lbs emaciated fags with autism trying desperately and failing miserably to control someone who barely knows they exist

SEE: Yawning Sneasel

>>290203

CopperCab has gone on record saying that one of his personal heroes is Andy Kaufman, so it should be obvious.

Did Seth Mcfarlane ever use that Family Guy joke Chris made for him?

>>290569

>Diamond melody; SHE is my sweetheart back in equestria. I'm sure you can have a chance with your D.M.

> MISS CHRISTINE NIGHTWESTON STAR CHANDLER! YOUR FATE IS CALLING! GO!

TALK TO HER

>she is so kawaii(cute)

>YES, MA'AM THANK you!

>>290755

So wait Chris has now forced his Jessica Quinn Mary Sue into his comic?

Concerning South Park now being two degrees aray from Chris, the best-case scenario of an official acknowledgement is them saying, "I'n place of one of our 'off-weeks', we're going to do an extra episode giving Chris Chandler all the attention he/she/it deserves." The big day rolls around and it's just half an hour of a silent black screen with occasional ads.

>>290109

At least he gets interaction this way. He'd be nothing without the trolls.

>>290916

I'm sure this is quite clever but I haven't the slightest fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>290982

Didn't he admit to doing that once?

>>290982

>can't wait for liquid plumber

>it literally takes as per the instructions 20 minutes max for a HARD clog and a rinse with hot water to be done

>1/3 of an hour is too much of a wait

>>291006

He admits to shitting his pants and bed but don’t recall him admitting to using the shower as a toilet. He probably has shit himself while showering just based on odds, (good question for his next interview) but what’s probably clogging his drain are long strands of seaweed green hair.

>>290569

>Kawaii (cute)

All according to Keikaku

>>291006

I think an anon said he did it but I can't find the screencap

>>291430

>more powerful than Mewtwo

So chris is giving his characters DBZ style power? It's like every autist feels the need to copy Toriyama

>>291523

not sure of the possible suspects, but I would imagine this "her" must be someone nearby definitely probably wrong though so maybe one of the virginiafriends?

>>291523

probably a foxdick

Hey, if Chris is a girl now, what happened to Crystal?

>>291535

He'll probably just unfreeze his refrigerated semen.

>>291535

In the ultimate white trash mindset, Chris thinks if he can get a full sex change he will be able to impregnate himself. Chris takes a cornerstone of white culture like incest and multiplies it to autismal levels never before seen.

>>291545

I am now reminded of that episode of XRA in the strip club

>>291669

Nobody gives a fuck about your pol bullshit faggot.

>>291674

t. /leftypol/

>>291674

<whaaaa whaaaaaa don't point out my blatant disinformation and judaism

>>291705

Says the person who’s opposed to interbreeding between ethnicities.

>>289474

That’s literally all YouTube is these days

>>291709

>If you breed with your race, it's incest.

Your Jewish tricks won't work here. Save that shit for cuckchan, Shylock.

>>291545

Incest is far more common in African and Muslim nations, though.

>>291679

No he’s right. Quit shitting up /cow/ with polisperging.

>>291705

And since Chris is neither nigger nor sandnigger it appears you’ve missed the point and have autism.

Great to see the thread's already turned to shit.

A+ lads.

>>291770

That's what /pol/ does, nobody gives a flying fuck about their board so they have to shit up other boards.

>>291773

Hey hey, faggot. I'm blaming both sides in this. This wouldn't have happened if that faggot didn't go all

>white people lmao

>>291809

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE someone said mean things about white people

>>291809

>I'm blaming both sides

Get out you filthy centrist.

>>291822

How new are you? You can't say something retarded, factually wrong and easy to disprove on a place with public posting and not expect people to reply.

could we just get back on topic

so apparently chris is into neptunia now

>>289474

Trolls are the ones who set the precedent, though. From pretending to sell Sonichu merch to actually buying stuff from him, they showed him how he can make a profit from his infamy. When you've been an attraction for a decade you eventually learn how to sell tickets.

I say good for Chris.

>>291879

This is absolute insanity.

>>291879

was he always this much of a chuuni?

>>291879

Who are the girls in front of the soldiers?

>>291903

blanc, ram and rom, some characters from neptunia

>>291903

the private body guards of Chairman Chandler

>>291902

He always thought he had special powers and shit but this is pretty whack.

>>291911

Yeah at this point there's no reason to even make new comics for any reason other than giving Chris to live. His Sonichus as well as Chris himself are so overpowered there's no conflict anymore, it's a one sided battle.

>>291915

Eh I think he knows now that he's an idiot.

>7:27

>>291915

Other than the first few issues it was always like that, wasn't it?

>>291915

Agreed. At this point the only reason for Chris to make comics is to give the world a window to his autism.

>>291967

>ib4 a bunch of news articles about pewd's targeted hate campaign against an autistic trans woman

>>291879

Chris always liked big walls of text, but this shit is reaching Buckley levels

>>292028

since last week apparently

>>291982

I think old B^Uckley would be telling Chris to cut it down at this point.

>>292098

>

I really don't see how Chris could love Neptunia.

Word on the street is Chris is now being influenced by a new challenger to jq's throne, probably the same person who is ordering the commission that he promised to hand deliver.

>>291879

so is this why chris thinks he's a girl now? He has a japanese woman implanted inside of him from his dreamcast?

>>292054

A retarded swastika made our of dildos? Makes perfect sense.

>>291879

I find myself strangely entertained. It's like he's back to doing what he used to do before the trolls went too far. This is why people followed Chris Chan. Not just his YouTube videos. It's like an even worse ax cop

Coppercabs meme of him being a transexual was believed by a total of 0 people though.

>>290203

I think coppercab is a leggit schizo

>>292098

>The game itself is a parody of video games

He's a sperg and a retard who took the bait and became a tranny, of course he doesn't get the point

>which are the loliest of the bunch to be in Sonichu?

Yet another cow goes pedo

>>291850

The hell is that pic from?

>>291967

This is like the first time I agree with this guy

>>292098

If he went for the tit factor then why did he draw Blanc?

Youtuber PewDiePie talked about Chris

>>291974

Oh god yes, my dream Jessica comes back into the picture and is some sick fuck who dominates and humiliates him to no ends may still come true! Anyone know if he's still on the soy sauce and prunes diet Jess hooked him up with? God bless Jessica if she's real or even a troll.

>>292028

Noticed that too, wonder what got him hooked, he's balls deep mentioning Neptunia for about a week now.

>>292106

Nah, its more like some trolls implanting the idea that you'll get a woman by being a woman and men suck. Chris will do anything to get a sweetheart, thinks its a love story movie ending, live happily ever after and all that other delusional nonsense.

>>292307

For free

>>292293

>doesn't say autism once

While it is funnier and more pathetic to not mention that Chris is an autistic retard, it really is a key aspect of who he is and its omission is both suspect and telling. My man is rocking a pretty decent beard though. Seems kind of like he's a casual johnny come lately.

That fucking playstation music in the background. Every fucking time. It drives me crazy, I guess Chris wants us to feel as crazy as he is. Or he's too lazy to record any other way,

Is it actually possible to turn that music off?

>>292381

Mr.Satan?

>>292389

It's the background music from the PS4 app he uses to record his videos and yes there's an option to turn it off but he either doesn't know or doesn't care.

>>291773

>start shit, spread blatantly false information

>get shit back, get proven wrong

<f-fucking /PO/ REEEEEEEEE THEIR FAULF FUCFFUFUFUFUUFUFUF EREDREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kill yourself.

>>292415

You can't bitch about /pol/ fucking up other boards if you're from /leftypol/ and you're trying to fuck up other boards.

>>292381

I like how no matter what characters are involved he always makes his mary sue more powerful than everyone else

>>292362

>it really is a key aspect of who he is

It is, and it isn't. True, his autism is a huge part of his personality and world view, but on the other hand there are plenty of other people who have autism who don't turn into human disasters. Even among human disasters, Chris stands out as something unique and spectacular that simply can't be matched.

We make fun of people for being similar to Chris all the time, but no matter how close they get they're never a match for the genuine article. There's something special about this tard.

I simply don't have enough whats or whys left in my dictionary this week to express his latest video.

>>292488

As if I wasn't already having enough trouble with no nut November.

>>292493

Anon is talking about how he's fat, lazy, and wastes money instead of paying off his crippling debt. That's what white trash does.

>>292501

>accordion player from Remove Kebab video will rescue the tranny Rosechu

All of my fucking sides.

>>292485

Saying stuff like why pee pool and then pretending you're not /leftypol/ is pretty dishonest behavior, fam. People can recognize bullshit like that from a mile away.

>>292488

>>292501

This is getting even weirder now.

>>292515

Either that or they're fucking with you and you're all taking the bait.

>>292556

so, who is manipulating him this time?

>>291879

So… He's a tulpamancer now?

>>292556

I'm not impressed by this new trolling

CWC saying stupid things is funny

Writing things for him isn't

>>292591

>Writing things for him isn't

This.

It's kind of funny that he's posting all this stupid bullshit on facebook but overall this is weak.

>>292591

Yeppers. It's obvious that he didn't write this, not enough Random Capitalization

>>292556

Is he really not aware of the holocaust and WWII?

>>292770

he could be aware and just too dense to understand that he's posting references to them

>>292771

I think he's going legit crazy now, maybe the dykes he was around finally ditched his ass and he's having a nervous breakdown of some sort

Or maybe he tried to cut his dick again and is delirious from an infection

>>292770

>>292771

Chris probably only realizes that Hitler says a bad guy who did really bad things but but beyond that he doesn't understand things like ovens, gas showers, Jews having their gold teeth pulled by dentists, doctors running crazy experiments on people, Jerry Sandusky, Jonestown, Kony, etc etc etc

>>292773

I don't think Chris is creating this cocks himself, this is a troll who's playing to play. Chris just got a decently sized bump in his Patreon and I'm sure it's not a coincidence.

>>292775

>this is a troll who's playing to play. Chris just got a decently sized bump in his Patreon and I'm sure it's not a coincidence.

Nah, based on the stats, his Patreon's been increasing ever since the Jessica Quinn breakups happened. I guess because he got a lot of attention from his crying/rage videos.

https://graphtreon.com/creator/Sonichu

>On the other hand it's sad/hilarious to see that Chris is so fucking intent on holding onto his manchild lifestyle that he is now burning his life's work to the ground and basically turning it into a a 4chan newfag paradise in exchange for money to buy vidya, Legos, and downy bullshit.

IDK, I think he's just being trolled and isn't trying to be a sellout. I mean, he frequently ignores his patrons when they comment asking when they're supposed to get their books and shit. I don't think he'd take suggestions unless it's from someone he trusts (like how Quinn got him do to inflation shit in the comic).

>>292782

I'd feel really bad for him if I weren't aware that he's a douche

>>292775

>this is a troll who's paying to play.

This. Come on, don't be stupid guys.

https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely

Anyone have any ideas about this account? It seems to be completely obsessed with Chris.

>>292841

I wanted to say "hirtes shut the hell up" but the tweets arn't as outright insulting to Chris to be Hirtes

>>289420

he was a failed prototype for jace

>>292782

cole has a real job in nyc though

>>292778

>in exchange for money to buy vidya, Legos, and downy bullshit.

Maybe he somehow (even if only a little) realized that at this point this is as good as its gonna get for him given that he's such a massive failure and can't aspire to change anymore

His time is over so he's gonna keep doing the same shit as long as he can get away with it

>>291545

It's pretty amusing how niggers and kikes are the subject of epithets and racial humor but a jab at whites brings out the scrawny knights who need to take their keyboards and uphold their tribal honor. Wonder if they know the board owner is Jewish.

>>291845

This lore is approaching Jahanic depths and convolution. An outsider masterpiece.

>>291879

My favorite thing about CWC has always been that somehow he eventually manages to top himself. I thought that believing in parallel dimensions where cartoons are alive and having mental conversations with his sonichus was insane, but now he's conflating childlike make believe with actual events in his mid 30s. It's a sobering picture: A clueless old redneck woman stricken with dementia passively loafing about while her insane tranny son putters around pretending to have epic multiverse adventures while their cats scurry out of his shuffling path.

>>292381

>IN OUTER HEAVEN

>>292488

For fuck's sake, it was good enough without somebody trying to feed him scripts again. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

>>292778

Ultimately, he's still a NEET. To a NEET ensconced in his habits, there is nothing of greater priority than escaping into distraction.

>>292929

It pays tard work wages and isn't consistent. His wife was the breadwinner until they started renting out an upscale apartment and drawing dosh from that.

>>292966

>Enough ass anger by from emotionally fragile chimps to derail a thread about the virtual mascot of lolcow watching.

<C-c-calm down! YOU'RE the o-one w-who's m-maaad REEEEREEEERREEEEEEREEEE!

>You don't have to post on Imkikey's shit board to be a race realist, fyi.

lol, if you can't see the irony in bitching about Jewish subversion while knowingly posting on a Jew-overseen board, then I can't help you. Don't have a degree in SPED.

>>292969

Calm down, nigger.

>>292964

>It's pretty amusing how niggers and kikes are the subject of epithets and racial humor but a jab at whites brings out the scrawny knights who need to take their keyboards and uphold their tribal honor.

Because that's basic-bitch How I Met Your Mother shit. If you want to tip your fedora and tell jokes about Catholics being pedos don't be mad when someone makes fun of your mom sense of humor.

Also, please don't scrawn-shame.

Lol you whiny /pol/ fags are hilarious, why don't you guys have your own thread yet?

>>292985

We do, retard. There's like three in the catalog.

>>292978

LOL. >>292396.

<H-heh. T-t-that's the best you got… NIGGER!?

You're only fooling yourself.

>>292984

Pretty much all race humor is, frankly, and it's been bog-standard on image boards since 2004. You aren't more cutting edge and ahead of the mentality you're criticizing, though it's cute you think so.

>>292993

>it's been bog-standard on image boards since 2004

That's my point. It's not standard on television. If you crack a joke about how women always be shopping straight from King of Queens, don't get a stick up your ass when people roll their eyes and call you a faggot.

>it's cute you think so.

L-london?

>>292994

The norms on the jew box are irrelevant. This ain't TV and the type of jaded cliches you're trying to relate from network TV are no less trite than the kind of humor you're pretending is different just because it's online.

You aren't wearily sighing at this shit because it's bland, sanctioned, and beneath your refined sensibilities. You're quite simply frustrated that your beliefs aren't safe from the same caliber of ridicule.

It rather reminds me of progressive comedians whining about how white people telling beaner jokes is unfunny because they're "punching down" except inverted because you think you're "punching up" at the liberal owned TV media.

>>292996

See you in the Last Comic Standing semi-finals.

>>293000 (checked)

See you in the front page next to Britbong's next thread.

>>293011

>So insecure about your skin color you have to white knight it against shitposters in a CWC thread.

Better plug in your external HD, you're gonna need all of the reaction pics for this one.

>>292782

This is genuinely funny especially if you consider that he wanted people to pay him for the privilege of buying him a beer.

>>290982

Just may have figured out why he clogs the shower so easily. I was talking it over with some of my internet buddies and he probably dies his hair in the tub, the chemicals in hair dye will most likely loosen gunk on the pipes and cause a bad clog. Fuck knows if his pipes are clogged with creamy soaps he uses, skin oils, bodily fluids and oily feces.

>>292964

>It's pretty amusing how niggers and kikes are the subject of epithets and racial humor but a jab at whites brings out the scrawny knights who need to take their keyboards and uphold their tribal honor. Wonder if they know the board owner is Jewish.

How many boards do you feel the need to post baseless disinformation on, kike?

>>292807

>>292964

> It's a sobering picture: A clueless old redneck woman stricken with dementia passively loafing about while her insane tranny son putters around pretending to have epic multiverse adventures while their cats scurry out of his shuffling path.

Depressing as fuck IMO

>>293017

Post that anime webm of a girl ranting about /pol/

>>293126

>Your faulty Keurig wiring sparked my power socket.

Can an electrician fag comment on this and tell us how retarded this sounds?

>>289420

CopperCab is an extremely successful troll. I can't believe people still fall for the act

>>292362

It's really not. Almost no other autistic person is as bad a Chris.

>>293339

CopperCab is a weird little nigger, even with the knowledge that he is an artisan rusemaster.

>>293328

Not an electrician but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.

>>293328

Pushing in a plug very slowly can cause a spark, as every kid knows, but that's not going to cause a fire and it isn't what started this one. Barb hoarded so much shit (their kitchen had been buried under dirty dishes and trash for years and was impassable) that they were running an extension cord into the bathroom for a coffee maker. It could have been anything attached to the extension cord, because it was old and Chris was constantly closing the door on it. Eventually it frayed and the exposed wiring inside the cord caught the carpet (or whatever foul trash was on top of the carpet).

>>293328

The report from the fire demonstrated that it was the wires from an extension cord being exposed and catching fire that caused the fire. Basically, they had the coffee machine plugged into an extension cord and put it in the bathroom, because everything else was blocked off by the hoard and the bathroom was the only source of water. The cord would get frayed because it was being slammed by the bathroom door, which eventually led to the fire.

So, he's blaming the coffee machine company when he should be blaming himself and his hoarder mother. In other words, business as usual

>>293388

Shit, I probably should have read your whole post before I made mine

>>291879

>star of david chakras

>third eye

>astral projection

I believe in some of this shit too but believe me when i say chris has gone bonkers. He's most likely been watching Spirit Science on Youtube. It would explain the feminist schizophrenia..

>>292501

>Serbijan soldier who has already seen the seventh circle of Hell itself is captured by an Autistic Mayoral Dictator of a dystopian police-state and forced to perform a lone-wolf suicide mission in Russia to save an OC

>>293451

He was listening to neural beats or whatever the fuck that was called to grow tits and get a vagina so he probably does watch a lot of pseudo-science shit.

>>293463

Spirit Science is a specific channel. The worst kind of new-age faggotry, he actually believes women used to be hermaphrodites and that men are all aliens, and that the chakras form in the shape of a star of david.

>>293226

>Depressing as fuck IMO

It's not. Barb created Chris. So did Bob. As Chris's brother notes Barb wasn't the best parent. She created this situation, especially when she pissed off her one good (well, normal) kid so much he refuses to see her. As fucked up and twisted as it is, she deserves this.

>>293388

>>293428

I don't have much to add here, but picture the situation as:

>extremely messy house, clothing everywhere and old shag carpeting on the floors

>no grounded outlets, because the house was built before 1980

>old extension cord Bob bought from Sears long before he retired, Bob twisting off the ground with a pair of pliers if they had them

>coffee machine on a sink countertop, near an open source of water and loosely plugged in

>connection not very good, with intermittent power surges to the coffee machine as the contacts move (this eventually leads to sparking as they come slowly loose)

>chris and barb casually throwing more crap, especially clothes and food containers/bags over both

>heater up high because it's a cold January night

Not much that normal people wouldn't expect. Chris did everything you're not supposed to do, when it comes to electrical safety.

>>292905

When Chris dies of heart disease, this will be his memorial photo.

CWC is a white nigger.

>>293806

It's true ya know.

>>293328

As far as retardation goes its right up there with the house full of dead niggers they found a while ago.

Their shitty old Cadillac had trouble starting when it was cold out so they used their monkey logic and came up with the brilliant idea of "Let's just shut it in the garage and leave it running all night!".

>>294025

If only the fire had actually killed Chris…

>>293806

I hope this is what they etch on his gravestone.

>>292488

does he know what song that is?

>>294278

All he knows is some retard paid him fifty bucks to make the video and that's all he concerns himself with.

>>292775

I disagree. I think Chris has finally been slipped a redpill.

>>294387

nah, someone's clearly writing this stuff for him

Would anyone be willing to pull some money together to with me his Chris for a video? I'd love to get Chris to visit break down and do gay porn for a price he cannot resist.

>>294488

Maybe when you manage to put a coherent sentence together.

>>289423

he pioneered the roads that Jace and traveled. He wasn't very good or anything, but, the Ford Model T wasn't very good either.

>>298027

Why would you even want that?

>>298027

That wasn't Chris, it was some tranny cam whore and it got passed around as a Chris video

>>294994

Does Chris understand the passage of time? Does he realize how bizarre it is to be obsessed with really minor canonical issues that ostensibly happened in his imaginary universe ~15 years ago.

Does he realize he's still drawing the same shit and doing the same things he was doing in the 90s?

>>298087

I'm pretty sure he thinks he's a true & honest comic writer & artist, just like Randy Stair thought he was going to start a global revolution with his shitty fan fiction web series. These people have no self awareness and have total confidence in their ability and work, no matter how awful it is.

>>298087

Let's pretend he's Adam (or Eve). If he were to take a bite from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge and he's suddenly aware of everything you say, what exactly would he do with this awareness? What could he do?

>>291773

Nigger

>>298092

>Chris becomes self-aware

>Realizes just how fucked he is

>Knows that there is no way out

>Tries to down a bottle of Barb’s prescriptions

>Only manages to throw up and pass out for a couple days

>Wakes up

>Snoopy and Clover are fighting over Barb’s remains

>Chris sighs