/cow/ - Lolcows

First. I just saw the new link for the streams. I'm gonna download and go through them. Mods, please switch the sticky to this thread. No doubt we'll have a short angry manchild sperging here shortly

>>283758

britbong being a good boy will probably kill his career faster than getting him banned from youtube.

>>283758

His streams are even more garbage then before as they are censored almost as bad as his safe space discord

Shit I just found the new thread. Why is the other one still stickied instead of this one? And where's MT? He should be chimping out here by now

>>283767

Oh look, manlet tears is right on time. How many more times are you gonna get cucked not just by girls and traps but by video/streaming services before you finally kill yourself because your brain overloads?

By the way that screenshot you keep posting still makes you look like a beta male fuccboi cuckold

>>283769

>bragging about cybersex

It's funny because Summer would have dumped you even quicker if she met you in real life like Julia and Caroline did. You're a cuck by your own definition. There's no way around it. Also stop calling yourself a "Youtuber" on Twitter. You're not a Youtuber and you never will be again. Your youtube channels are gone and you will never get them or your botted subs and views back.

>>283769

Nice rape fetish by the way. Totally doesn't make you seem creepier than before. I bet you were probably just projecting your creepy rape fantasies on Caroline in order to justify your own perverted urges

>>283767

We've seen the proof otherwise where you get mad she wouldn't CHOOSE YOU.

>>283769

You called Kopy a cuck for the same thing with Caroline so you are a cuck and from Caroline too. Summer cucked you as well, you're just a cuck dude deal with it.

>>283767

how are they britbong clones? you're a clone of esteban with zero creativity. You can't even manage 400 active viewers for more than 10 mins before people get bored and turned you off. You have zero creative ability, home invasions esteban did before you even came around. No one copies your shitty unfunny characters and you're terrible at every game you play. Most of them have jobs, you live with your mom and never even finished high school. Stop calling yourself a youtuber and acting like you were anything special, you were outranked in every keyword by a channel with 70k less subs than you. LOL

>>283769

"Cucked three people" he had sex one time in his entire life with a rape victim who locked herself in the bathroom and flew home the next day. He tried to fly to see her again and she filed a police report against him and he had to cry to boyd for money to cover the ticket he couldn't refund lmao.

>>283775

inb4 cyber hacker copy pasta replies

>>283769

You still think this is an actual picture of eggman holy fuck you are stupid

>>283773

Britbong dumps a girl and someone picks up the scraps a month later is not "being cucked"

Britbong actively stealing Caroline from Kopy while they were dating and still talking is cucking.

Britbong swiping Upraksi from her real life boyfriend and making Boyd cry because he wanted her ass was cucking

Britbong getting deep and dirty with Summer while she was dating a guy is cucking

There's a good reason why all the women get asshurt, it's because they get pumped and dumped like a boss.

>>283779

Summer seems more upset about losing eggman than supposedly being used by you

Julia and Caroline just upgraded immediately after breaking it off with you

none of these women seem troubled by you, at least not anymore.

>>283778

Yeah, except you tried to and got mad she was "choosing" and "made you love her" shut the fuck up you retarded fool, you can't spin narratives here everybody knows who the fuck you are and what you're about.

>>283779

Nobody is defending summer, the difference is between your lies regardless of how stupid and a mess she is.

>pumped and dumped like a boss.

If that's what you think it's like then you're a petty moron.

>>283778

What the fuck did I just read?

>>283784

total bullshit

>>283782

"pump and dump" is Dominic Vanner slang for 'violently rape'

for example, "Dominic Vanner Pumped and Dumped his nephew"

>Pumped and dumped like a boss

Only had sex with one girl one time in his entire life, jerking off to a girl on snapchat in his mothers attic at 29 is not really something to be bragging about.

>>283790

as opposed to bragging about being a cartoon hacker

>>283797

cartoons don't make national news, 2 bad cuckbong can't find a girlfriend or do anything worth talking about besides hanging onto that failing house of cards he calls a career lmao. He finished with 250 viewers on twitch today in the middle of a holiday weekend. Talk about a cocks recycler in its death throws. He's like a poor uneducated british soflo antonio. HAHAHHAHAHA

>>283797

mega banned pedofreak

applechild tried to online date an underage furry once and now applechild has turned against his friend and fellow pedophile Britbong. How the fuck do grown men like this even find each other?

>>283814

Prooooooooooooof?

>>283767

Wow you are obsessed with summer . Did she break your heart?

>>283767

So do you like tell your mods everything about your personal life so they can defend you on here? Fucking sad man lmao :)

>>283833

He doesn't have any real life friends and his mum is away, so who else is he going to tell?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Britbongreturns/status/904882086951182336/photo/1

What a self absorbed faggot hahaha

>>283779

You begged Caroline to unblock you and still try to contact both, shut up cuck.

Quit trying to spin it when nobody is falling for it.

>>283779

>Britbong getting deep and dirty with Summer while she was dating a guy is cucking

6500 miles apart for their entire relationship.

>>283841

>he's still talking about summer

>Old thread is still stickied and this one isn't

wew

Can someone explain to me what "PLEASE STOP BULLYING BRITBONG" is all about? I can't find anything on it.

>>283844

It's a wordfilter for B T F O.

MT has a very limited vocabulary and B T F O is one of the words that he chronically regurgitates. So one of the mods thought it would be funny to filter it to PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

>>283844

>>283845

He talked about his dad hitting him when he was younger. Also every time something happens on /cow/ he jumps into a locked channel on discord to cry with bungie and whoever his the current boyfriend.

>>283847

I vaguely remember it being said that he was still getting into physical altercations with his dad as recently as 2014

>>283841

Apple lives in Sweden and Caroline lives in California so by your own logic even if Britlad didn't dump her yellow ass he didn't get cucked by your own logic.

RETARD LOL

>>283851

Here's how the idiot works, we know he's a cuck and he knows he's a cuck but he's afraid to admit it so instead he'll start projecting more.

There's no point arguing with the cuck because he's too stupid and he'll never became anything worthwhile in his entire life, could you imagine if he was 100%- aware of it? You would probably off your self and with good reason.

>>283857

imagine being the owner of a stream riddled with pedophiles run by a pedophile

>>283862

Victims of what?? you've shit his pants and done nothing but come on here, pretend you arnt britbong and cry.

you got pretty bullied loosing your channel and all though, cried like 3 whole days before you came back on here to cry and sperg out

>>283853

She was dating him when you got friendzoned, then you were just creepy hence she wants nothing to do with you :)

>>283853

So is this the manlet or one of his dick riding mods? How often does the manlet cry to the mods about his personal life so they defend him on a fucking image board LOL

>>283869

Yea its the little man himself, as much as he wants to hide it…

>>283857

Actually the pics of that underage girl were deleted, and of course you still have them saved to your PC for some reason.

Britbong you've never bullied anyone you are the textbook definition of impotent rage.

>>283870

How did you bully me exactly? Last I checked my YouTube account is in good standing and I wasnt locked out of Twitter for 3 weeks.

>>283870

Calls himself an alpha male.

Cries to mods in locked discord room and begs to be defended on an image board LOL

>>283861

You do understand you're doing what we said you would do on top of you only insulting your self because you went for it and she rejected you meaning she thought you were not good enough, idiot.

>>283862

Who are you responding to who is a "victim" of your trolling? You'll scream later that everybody later is anonymous and pussies like you while you just constantly threaten people, you're just screaming at shadows.

If it happened, show us, if you're talking shit then I guess you can't.

>>283870

Why do you keep on posting that image when you get PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD?

It makes you look even more pathetic.

>>283865

>We snitched to the teacher (YouTube) and got his channel suspended, we DIDN'T GET BULLIED BECAUSE WE GOT YOU SUSPENDED.

Nice logic bully victim bitch lol

>>283868

But the logs clearly state she wanted to be friends after she was dumped but clearly wanted something more and got angry thinking he found someone else.

Nice false narrative slug.

>>283881

imagine being so bullied you have to pretend you arnt yourself, no one got bullied because your channel got taken down, what retard logic is that?

>>283882

Maybe she just wanted to let you off easy as she knew you would cry :)

>>283886

creates false narrative on an anon image board to prevent himself from getting PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD haha :)

>>283886

>Brits the NEET who slides in when the beta billy is at work and workerbees gf needs a pounding.

I don't blame Kopy one bit for wanting to kill you. Good job validating his death threats against you.

If I found out you were trying to make a move on my woman, I'd immediately shoot you multiple times with my glock and then give your lifeless corpse a nice pistol whipping.

>>283886

says the 8chan pedo? - makes no sense sorry get some logic other than just spewing words from your midget mouth :)

Bullying? Snitching to teacher? Britbong you are thirty. Why is your language that of the school playground? It's impossible for you to process or live in the adult world isn't it. You're locked at being 12 years old. While everyone one around you matured and got on with life you were left behind. Cursed to create your own reality that bears no resemblance to the real world whatsoever. That's why you get owned all the time. You just don't get it.

>>283886 become professional tattle tales and post pictures of peoples underage nephews because they get actually trolled and bullied.

proof?

>>283857

these threads get stickied because brits a fucking faggot and its funny to crowd around and laugh at a mentally retarded 29 yr old who thinks he's bullying the world as he's being bullied.

>>283870

> Runs to the war room channel in discord with two mods to figure out what to do when a girl rejects him, posts her dox on 8ch pretends its not them posting it as they sit in the channel for 3 hours spam posting the thread.

Plus this whole "pedo" obsession. You do realise It defines you as a person. It's the one "meme" that you are actually well known for.

When people hear "pedo" they think of Britbong. There's no smoke without fire. Let that sink in.

>>283893

wouldn't surprise me if the midget is in a locked channel as we speak crying about what to do with those 8chan bullies.

>>283894

who did he think he was fooling? did he really think anyone besides his 3-400 ish fans would believed a married guy who just had a kid is a pedo? over the 29 yr old mentally handicapped guy with reality displacement and no job; who talks about fucking babies and niggers? lmao

>>283886

Dominic, why are you mentioning your nephew? Is this like the memorial thing where you did it yourself and blame others? As far as I'm aware nobody has been posting him.

Keep the alpha NEET narrative going as long as you want, not even most of your fans believe that.

Speaking of your status as a NEET, that's a legal status in the UK and your too old you're literally just unemployed.

>>283903

Dominic wants to molest his nephew and is projecting that desire back on all of us.

>>283906

I love how the comments from his "fans' prove youtube made the right decision.

>>283906

He lives in his own world, thats literally his bedroom, i honestly dont know how he cant just accept he fucked up and shoudnt raided the guy again

>>283906

its funny that all his bullshit is undone by a simple clip of him saying the guy fucks babies and gives them cummy in their tummy lmao.

>>283912

He still doesn't understand we have the videos just nobody is willing to go through 15 hours of an autistic screaming and they're still in editing.

He also seems to not realize that we're just letting him bury himself in lies more and more until that trigger is pulled.

>>283913

I posted all the clips of him doing it on twitter and he instantly blocked me on both accounts lmao. I kept posting every single time he'd beg for sympany then he'd block me and block whoever retweeted it.

>>283906

I guess nobody told Britbong that it is a criminal offence in the UK to publish a photograph of a person under the age of 18 without permission. Maybe FB should be notified of this crime.

Perhaps it might also be a good idea to inform Russo directly that his child's image is being disseminated by a thirty year old man with a pedophile obsession.

>>283914

He was outside by himself and even went shopping? Impressive!

You should have bent down to take the pic because it's not a very good one.

>>283915

He knows he's a liar, he's been trying to save a ship that's already sunk for a while now.

>>283906

Also posting pics of Russo and his family in that context clearly qualifies as threats and harassment. Facebook should definitely be informed.

https://soundcloud.com/boyd-doghouse/britbongreturns-hits-on-17-year-old

>Calls people pedo, begs a 17 yr old to partner and gets rejected.

>>283921

I remember the video for that, he was clearly memeing, why you so upset Mr Locked on Twitter?

>>283922

Coming from the guy who uses whounfollowedme to harass whoever unfollows you on twitter

>>283912

And your squealing is undone by letting everyone know you steal teenage girls accounts and assist the bad guys with their shilling, you sad little pedophile.

I think we better report little jubs for his drug dealing, hopefully it will piss off little wannabe skid enough to beg for mercy.

>>283893

>fucking faggot and its funny to crowd around and laugh at a mentally retarded

Same could be said about you tbqh fam.

>>283923

>1 out of context audio

Versus

An archive of creepy activity, kill yourself zoom you disgusting faggot lol https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/sets/boyd-doghouse-alexander-boyd

Zoom isn't very smart putting a target on his and his friends backs like this, would be ashame if he got arrested over some of this online activities.

I think we should contact the ryde p.d as Dominic posting that picture on his Facebook is actually illegal

>>283929

Stop fucking spamming you autistic manlet. I want to see the zoom autist or whatever his name is sperg out more.

>>283922

>>283924

>>283925

>>283927

>>283929

The faggot squad has returned. Didn´t Britbong cry for weeks after being locked on Twitter? I don´t see Zoom whine about his lock.

>>283925

No one cares about any of these people you keep bringing up

>>283932 he's mad cause dom got locked again LOL, it's literally just dom and jmma and cowboy kek. None of his fans even know what 8ch is, that's why no one ever defends him when he's failing to get views on twitch. His mods are too busy banning everyone making fun of him as he fails to clear the first area in RE4 lmao. 250 active viewers after 3 hours hahahaha.

>>283932

Apart from lying he was locked hehe

>>283933

You still need the parents consent which you don't have

>>283937

No one cares faggot lol

when dom is so dumb he keeps posting from the same ID and saying the same stupid crybaby bitch shit he says on his cuck discord lmao. Do some laundry faggot you've been wearing the same clothes for 5 days ya fuckin sperg.

>>283938

obviously you do britbong

https://soundcloud.com/cucktendies/im-sorry-miss-vanner

>>283941

Doxing? ok we shall report this to the bad guys patreon hehe

>>283942

proof?

>>283933

Cry more faggot

>>283939

You write like a 14 year old.

>>283945

your id is the same every time you post, you act like a 14 yr old. You're 29, get a haircut and take a bath. Then, get a fucking job and move out of your mothers house. You're almost 30, you should be helping your mother out not living off of her like you have down syndrome.

>>283933

Dominic the alpha who hides in his safe space discord :)

>>283946

he doesn't understand it

Its like, who the fuck does this retard think he's fooling? He's 29 years old, he has no high school diploma and he's never even finished a single semester at college or university. He's held one job in his life, sweeping up hair where his mom worked and they let him go. He has no skills, no natural talents, no athletic ability and he didn't lose his virginity till he was 26 to a mentally disturbed rape victim he met on the internet who left the next day and he trolled and harassed for years after. He will be 30 in a few months and sum of his entire life is a youtube channel with botted subscribers that i got disabled. His only accomplishment in life is something someone could easily get deleted in a few emails, which means if he died today his entire life has added up to accomplishing nothing. He's just a stagnant drain on his parents income, how he can sit there and talk shit to people fuckin astounds me. Like, sure kopy is a loser and boyds weird. Boyd has his own house and a job, kopy is autistic but at least he goes outside and has some weird sperg friends he probably plays dungeons and dragons with. It's like, who are you fooling Dom? Yourself? You have nothing going for you, and you accomplished nothing in your 29 years. Perhaps that's why you try to claim you created forever alone and ralph pootawn, cause you think if you take credit for other peoples creativity and hard work it might make you somehow special or mean you left a mark on the world. Cept, you didn't and you never have that's why you're so insecure and claim people copy you all the time. Lets be real here, the only time you'll do anything worth putting in a newspaper is when you finally commit suicide.

>>283949

Record this again with your voice on vocaroo so we can hear how mad you are.

>>283949

Notice how obsessed you are over other peoples lives because your own is depressing dogshit, I will not respond to you after this if you don't record your voice :)

>>283927

>An archive of creepy activity

Boyd never tried to partner a high school student or pass her nude photos around like Britbong did with Mr Noob. as I recall, posting underage photos of mr noob is why Britbong was "banned" from here.

>>283951

Closet homosexual who got rejected and decided to file false DMCA's, didn't he also get bullied by boyd.

>>283952

Scared manlet?

>>283952

>>283950

Is your FBI-contact Bungie going to decode the voice sample and give you his dox?

The "send me a vocaroo" meme didn´t even work on Okcupid most of the time.

>>283954

He's laughing and you're busy crying on a message board so we know who has won.

>>283957

He's a laughing stock

>>283927

seems like Britbong told the people in his discord that "we" were somehow harassing his seven year old nephew. I'm not sure how that would even be possible, but if it is then I challenge Britbong to post some proof.

>>283962

Like most of Britbong's victim pleas we didn't even know he had a nephew until he brought it up.

>>283963

> we didn't even know he had a nephew until he brought it up.

the old "dying grandfather" ploy again huh?

>>283925

Dominic, you're pretty retarded to think autist has anything to do with jubs, you've also called everybody a drug dealer so hurry up and file your false report like you always do pussy boi.

>>283924

You've tried this just recently and you know it, when you shout "proof" it doesn't matter as it's not getting posted here but you know what I'm talking about.

>>283929

Same could literally be said about you and your gaggle of unskilled retards.

>>283930

Hampshire police, they have a file on him so if you contact anybody do that, they say they want a solid case first.

>>283966

>Hampshire police, they have a file on him

lol London police have a file on gaypee, only it's filled with stuff from linden lab corp.

>>283952

Same id again, do you even hear the life advice I'm trying to give you? You have spent years of your life being a walking meme. You ban anyone who questions the shit they find on here and continue to convince yourself you aren't a fucking loser. You're 29, with no future and no education. I think that's the reason why you were so rustled by russo, because you saw he was everything you'll never get. He has real followers, doubling yours. He has a wife that loves him, something you've never had because you've never had an adult relationship in your entire life. He has a kid, something you'll never accomplish because you're a 29 yr old kid who can't even pay your own bills.You take no responsibility as a man in any aspect of your life, yet you wanna run around message boards bragging about cybering some dumb girls and getting a one up on people just a little bit lower than you in life. Yet, you never have the balls to go out into the world and make your own life. That's reason why you target these young girls on the internet, because real women your age want a man with a job and their own place. They don't wanna date a 29 yr old broke retard who spends his weekends live streaming and blowing at every video game he plays, even roblox you were getting destroyed by 12 year olds. Women want a man with goals, someone who can take charge. You can't even do laundry, you sat in the same clothes for four days. That's why you're so rustled by me and have to defend yourself with cowboysperg and the my600pound cyclops. Because, there's nothing you can say to me that will ever affect me. I'm more successful, well known and more liked than you. I know every chink in your armor because you're as transparent as a glass-bottom boat. You will never be famous, because you're not likeable. You will spend the next 20 years grasping fame by taking credit for other peoples shit and sperging out on anyone who tells you otherwise until you become Boyd. You will literally become the thing you make fun of and then when you're 45 and your life has still amounted to absolutely nothing. You will quietly kill yourself, and no one will even notice you are gone. Just like youtube.

>>283968

Nice wall of text weirdo.

>>283968

>You have spent years of your life TRYING TO BE a walking meme.

ftfy

>>283966

>squealing to the police about things /cow/ does

Did you mention how you trolled his 7 year old nephew and posted various pictures of his family and actively troll/defame and threaten him every day on a CP infested website?

That's going to backfire very epically.

>>283973

You're confusing me with other people, I never did any of that so your strawmen don't really work here.

>>283967

Alexander Boyd Campbell whats up pedo

>>283973

"his" we know its fucking you retard. None of his fans know about this shit, this is shit only britbong cries about. You're going to end up committing suicide after you ban whats left of your face base LOL

>>283968

Nigga cant even keep his attention on something for a few seconds hes never going to read it all, i doubt he can even read

>>283977

it can change his life, he needs to accept that he will never be funny, famous or successful.

>>283976

Apart from it being mentioned on his twitter a few times and on streams, no one likes you man you're suicidal and depressed and the only one who would be killing themselves is an obsessive little s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g weirdo such as yourself.

>>283968

We just got Ripahars account terminated on Twitter, he can blame you for this btw.

>>283981

who cares

>>283981

"we" you're the same fuckin ID for the past 30 posts you retarded midget.

>>283973

>Did you mention how you trolled his 7 year old nephew

why is a 7 year old reading cow?

I wonder how many times >efa89c is gonna reply and pretend to be random anonymous fans.

>>283975

lol boyd broke your brain midgett

>>283981

>We just got Ripahars account terminated on Twitter

i thought ripahar was team britbong

>>283985

Non of this should would be happening to people you know or you if you weren't such a little snitch and skiddie.

You clearly are incredibly insecure when you are bullied you go the snitch n skiddie route, you're a very sad and lonely person bud.

>>283981

I live in the same city as this autist buffoon say the word and I'll go smack him around

>>283990

You live in the same city as Ridge Harder or Zoom the New York Creeper.

>>283989

>efa89c

Same id lmao, imagine pretending to be your own fan. The only person who is sad and alone is you, you're 29 and you're gonna go to bed alone in your parents attic while they're in france pretending you don't exist.

>>283992

In the other thread someone else was mocking you calling you Mr Robot, nice deflect little skid.

You're as retarded as that Televised kid, like I said before hows jubs doing bro you won't be seeing him for long.

>>283993

i got your channel deleted bro, u mad? Can't do anything to me bro, u mad? hahaha u mad bro? OI OI OI OI OI OI U MAD? LOL u mad lil guy? no channel for you bro, your lifes work beleeted in 2 emails. U MAD BRO

pretty sure everyone here is mad right now tbh

>>283998

I'm not? Nice youtube channel bro, JK not a youtuber again. You can't do anything bro, all i had to do was delete a tweet calling you a cuck. Way to get emotional over a tweet, prob cause you know you're a cuck. LOL go post another youtube video, oh wait HAHHAHAHAH

>>283997

2 people

>>283999

Remember when we told you to tweet something and you didn't? case closed.

>>284001 "WE" you mean you and jmma, i told you to post a youtube video about it and then you didn't. SO, i guess I win LMAO

>>284000

>implying that isnt everyone in the thread

>>283999

You'd think a 1337 haxx0rs posts wouldn't look like something an edgy 15 year old from 2009 would write. You learn something new everyday.

You think britbong would quit shilling himself for 35 posts, go get those viewer count numbers up those are rookie numbers. You couldn't even maintain 250+ for 3 1/2 hours and you dropped to 170 before you made a sad face and logged off. Someone can't make back that inflated subscriber count.

By thanksgiving, Leon Lush will have more subs than Britbong had when he was terminated. That's gotta hurt.

>>284006

That's a nice reddit account you have there. Bought No Man's Sky and The Division, huh? Great taste in vidya, as expected of the 200 IQ hackerman.

Now please don't super hack me, I'm really scared.

>>284008

Yeah, no mans sky was a complete farce. I figured it out when I started reverse engineering the spawning engine for that game. They're so lazy they even store the planet info in sql databases. The division was pretty fun, for like the first 40 hours. After that, the expansions were pretty disappointing. I'm pretty good at every video game I play, you must not be used to that since brit fails to complete a zone in RE4 I beat as a young teen on ps2.

>>284006

Sucks about Jubs going to prison, will Summer be ok I am sure Eggman will take her back.

>>284010

who's jubbs?

>>284007

But Boyd you'll still have no followers, friends, loved ones at Thanks giving dinner just like every year.

Make some more Ark videos haha

>>284010

Dominic, you do understand you've done many criminal things and it's ridiculous to just accuse people of things like that slandering them, correct?

That's literally what got you banned I might add.

>>284011

Basically he's upset somebody cucked him yet again.

>>284010

I just talked to jubs the other day, tf prison he isn't your dad LOL most people dont go to jail for anything.

>>284013

Jubs literally takes the garbage no one wants and calls himself a pussy slayer lol

>>284018

Yeah, its not even a hard game. RE4 was easy, RE3 was harder than that.

>>284018

How come Zoom shit his pants when asked to post a vocaroo, guess he does have a lisp.

>>284015

I realize what he did, he literally hit on every single girl in your server, you and him have a lot in common.

Doesn't mean shit Dominic, why are you trying to call out random irrelevant people?

>>284018

>RE4 1st chapter took incredibly longer than usual

>missed multiple shots on AI

>struggling on stream

>cringe commentary such as "i'm gonna beat this cow!!!!"

>blames FoV and buttons

>hotline miami

>dies REALLY fucking easily and fast

>whines

god damn dude, you are so fucking delusional and you're trash at video games. please end yourself you 5'4 embarrassment.

>>284022

>Beats the end boss on 3 tries

>He sucks bro

>He plays the bonus extra hard stage

>"XD he's dying a lot bro"

Moron lmao

>RE4 1st chapter took incredibly long

He was using PC controls and changed to controller then beat it easily, again you're a moron.

Get salty bitch

>>284019

>RE4 was easy, RE3 was harder than that

Damn dude, that's fucking badass. Any other amazing feats you want to tell me about?

>>284020

You shut your whore mouth Britbong. You could at least try and bait this retard. This guy is almost as autistic and easily baited as you are. You'd think a master troll like you would be able to make him sperg out even more, but you just post the same retarded shit you always do.

>>284022

Fuck, you figured me out. I'm Minivan. Who else would laugh at this hackerman. I'm honestly scared that he'll shut down my entire town with his hacking skills.

>>284023

>"Honor and integrity" shills himself.

>Caught lying multiple times about taking credit for things he didn't do.

>Defaced exes grandfathers memorial page, blamed it on kopy.

>Lies to his entire fanbase and plays victim after spending weeks harassing a dude 6 yrs younger than him.

>Inferred that he touches children, told Russos fans to not follow him cause he fucks kids.

>Gets caught and blames everyone instead of taking responsibility for his fuck up.

Yeah you're really fuckin honorable, you're a 29 yr old loser who harasses people more successful than you and then you cry victim and demand you're 3-400 fans defend you. If they find out how full of shit you are, you ban them and threaten them if they donated you.

>>284023

Then why do you call JMAA a retard and leech off of him? It's almost like your story doesn't add up…

Strange

>>284025

my bad, quoted the wrong post

>>284024

the point still stands, you are incredibly shit at games. you certainly aren't denying the hotline miami part, lol.

>>284028

he's terrible at every game he plays, he couldn't even beat 12 yr olds in roblox.

>>284030

You lie about everything to the point of saying stupid shit like "just saw this in my own discord" and you wonder why you have no credibility here? You're literally not fooling anybody and just showing how untrustworthy of a person you are like you've shown to every single girl you tried to get involved with besides Geebroni since she has downs.

Nobody cares if Jubs is rich or not who the fuck even brought that up? He's just a random guy you appear to be angry at who isn't even relevant here it's almost like you're trying to attack other people because you can't answer a damn thing ever.

>>284032

efa89c is brit lol

>>284033

That's obviously what he was implying.

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>>284032

Hey Jubs, I am not female so you can't buy my love with panties from amazon.

>>284035

who dafaque is jubbs?

>>284036

Jubbs is yet another former "friend" of Britbongs who like all the rest dumped Him and now Bongs paranoia is telling him he Is posting here.

News flash Dominic: Jubbs is not here and we don't fucking care about another loser ghosting you. Plus if buying a girl panties gets her off why not? You being a virgin man baby you have no idea of these concepts and It sure beats asking a tranny permission to jerk off over them.

>>284035

What about dresses from ebay?

>>284030

You lie about everything to the point of saying stupid shit like "just saw this in my own discord" and you wonder why you have no credibility here? You're literally not fooling anybody and just showing how untrustworthy of a person you are like you've shown to every single girl you tried to get involved with besides Geebroni since she has downs.

Nobody cares if Jubs is rich or not who the fuck even brought that up? He's just a random guy you appear to be angry at who isn't even relevant here it's almost like you're trying to attack other people because you can't answer a damn thing ever.

Britbong squawking on Twitter about how he wants a Vive maybe you should get a second monitor and a graphic card powerful enough to run it first Mr "professional" streamer. Gonna take a while with JMAA's $5 donations being your only source of income though.

>>284035

So if I got this straight I'm Jubs, Boyd and Kopy?

Why are you so fucking stupid? You bought womens clothes on Ebay IDC if jubs bought some shit on Amazon he has no credibility with me anyways.

Why is Britbong threatening to snitch on a drug dealer when his own dear father illegally smuggled cigarettes and now grave robs?

>>284046

>So if I got this straight I'm Jubs, Boyd and Kopy?

Disappointing, some are already up to three, I have only been Kopy so far!

>>284047

If that's what he does why would he give money to Dominic? You would need to have it in a bank for that. I know he got kicked out because he was hitting up the same girls as Britbong.

>>284048

Whatever you say, Boyd.

I think I said this several threads back. Is it even possible to list the number of people Britbong was friends with who he now hates with a passion that he rages about them on a message board years later? I can think of a dozen off the top of my head

It's too bad Kopy was knocked out again so he's been afraid to post ever since

Britbong's main income was coming from Jubs. He claims he doesn't care that Jubs left? Meanwhile, he once gave Jubs his own role in discord called "Mr Monopoly" and begged him to buy him a vive. Then he flipped out when he never got him one. Minivan is just angry that someone who he believes to be worse than him took Summer away. Everything always dwindles down to jealousy and cuckery.

>>284052

Didn't Britbong at one time start bizarrely @tagging Keemstar too begging him to buy him vive? There's just so many odd levels of creepy weirdness in that man baby's behaviour.

why doesn't britbong ever promote his good pal jmaa?

jmaa constantly gives dom money and promotes his videos and taking dom's side in arguments

and he refuses to acknowledge the kid even exists

>>284058

they all gave him money and kissed his ass because he convinced them he really had 81k subs when in reality he had less than 400 active fans.That's why he's always shilling himself on here and on sockpuppets on twitter and youtube. Didn't you see how like 40+ accounts promoting him in other peoples comments all magically disappeared when he got banned for every account on his ip? lmao the truth is he has no real following. If he did, then he'd have had his fanbase follow him to twitch or twitter but they didn't and his metrics never added up so he was always ranked below people with 70k less subs than him. His entire persona on youtube is fake as fuck and once jmma or all these cuck mods who suck his asshole begin to question why it isn't adding up he'll just ban them and do what he did with applechild and jubs. He'll claim he cucked them or make up some bullshit story to shield his fragile ego.

>>284058

>Boyd

>>284061

>A really angry sperg

Get some sleep kid, you're suicidal.

>>284062

why are you so rude to JMAA?

spain isn't so far away from the isle of white

you should hang out, maybe pick up some girls (male) together

>>284062

efa89c keep shilling yourself dom, get some talent kid maybe you'll be able to keep more than 200 viewers without it dying like it did yesterday. You're fucking boring and you streaming is fucking boring, you can't even curse anymore ahahahahhaa. You're gonna kill yourself when twitch bans you too. Fuckin loser hahahahahahah

>>284057

gay age-player asking britbong if he can't sleep because the one thing he gave a fuck about was ripped away from him by youtube.

>>284057

>>284065

Didn't alexander get banned and start shit talking britbong on here and twitter?

>>284065

>>284072

proof?

>>284069

Wouldn't be the first.

>>284052

Pretty much this. Jubs was the only one donating big amounts (except for midget giving himself fake donations of course) once he stopped, he wasn´t of any use to him anymore and he dropped him.

>>284058

I suspect JMAA will be one of his "bully victims" by the end of the year, He is obviously disgusted with the guy, his ass-kissing and him imitating his schtick.

>>284080

There's always more to the story than when minivan tells it, I heard about donations and Britbong crying about the sluts being his basically.

>He is obviously disgusted with the guy, his ass-kissing and him imitating his schtick.

That's what I kind funny, he claims all these people copied him, he's about honor or whatever so he kicked them out that they're nothing but copycats but he keeps a guy doing it the most around for donations proving he's nothing more than a liar.

>>284080

>I suspect JMAA will be one of his "bully victims" by the end of the year,

JMAA could possibly blow the fuck up. A lot of bigger youtubers think he's funny as fuck (in a ricky berwick sort of way)

His videos are starting to become self-aware and actually fucking funny. I wouldn't count the cyclops out.

>>284080

Nice false narrative bro.

>>284086

>Nice false narrative bro.

good morning britbong

>>284091

Doesn't even say who this is relevant to, views don't matter in twitch if that's what you mean.

>>284091

This post makes no sense.

>>284091

Oh ok this post was JMMA? Dude let me tell you how your "relationship" with Britbong will play out.

Your videos are actually watchable in a car crash kinda way there is real humor in them. You edit them well. The graphics and music are good and there is a real level of creativity in them. On top of that colossal and others have noticed them and retweeted them. They did that because at the end of the day your vids have something different and interesting going on. For all these reasons people will start to watch them and an audience will grow.

When Britbongs dense mentality starts to realise this, all of a sudden you will become a cuck/pedo/Skid or whatever overused unoriginal moniker the dwarf is using that day.

Shekelberg is a prime example of this and he wasn't even that entertaining. You are the first person to come out of Britbong sad little window lickers club to actually have something.

Don't let his small man envy try to fuck you over. He's not your friend. He has no friends. He only cares about himself. Do it to him before he does it to you.

>>284102

Expanding on this, Some friend of Britbong's named Merryweather came in here and started defending him. (Yes the guy who interviewed Jim the other day)

Less than 12 hours later he had turned on him for being more popular than him.

Britbong has no loyalty to anyone but himself.

>>284102

I doubt he will, Bungie told me he was stupid and that he thinks Britbong isn't the one posting like crazy on here or shilling his own videos when he said it's obvious to anybody who isn't retarded.

Wow he's tweeting Danielfromsl. Danielfromsl. FUCKING DANIELFROMSL!! He really doesn't get the way the real world works at all does he??

>>284111

nah, he's a 29 yr old with no education and he gets no pussy. The only thing he's ever done is sweep up hair for a tenner before his mom said "Dom…just go home love" because he was making race car sounds as he was doing it and he was 24 yrs old.

>>284026

Her father, not grandfather.

8 years younger.

There, now it's all accurate.

>>284020

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hihHWf0zEm

>>284111

danielfgromsl seems to be ignoring him

hmmmmmm

>>284129

LMFAO empty im dying

https://www.twitch.tv/britbongontwitch

Join the Midget-Stream, he needs more views! Only 250 right now!

LOL, so he shits on Colossal and Keemstar all the time and now he wants to use them to get back on to YouTube? Someone better send those two the Comedy Club video.

Really lame move from Colossal to take the guy back after all the times he fucked him over.

>>284134

i just asked keem and his mods, they laughed and said no.

>>284134

I doubt if Colossal will make a return to house bong any time soon. I believe his last comment on the situation was that Britbong was acting like a the worst girlfriend imaginable.

>>284140

Faaaaaaagggot

>>284143

did you get bored of watching his baby stream? so entertaining...

https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousCuteCookieBudBlast

>>284146

My twitter account @britbongreturns is currently locked at the moment so I've been using @BritbongAlt lmao

>>284140

>>284143

Proof?

>>284129

Dominic called you Boyd earlier.

>>284134

Colossal already said he's done with the guy and wants nothing to do with him, pretty sure he's just lying about him at this point and Keemstar who wants nothing to do with him.

imagine being an "infamous troller" and being too timid to go on multiplayer games anymore, and just playing boring single player shit no one wants to watch because he has no personality

>>284154

Really? Will you accept it then if it turns out Dominic is and it's not happening or will you make up more excuses for him?

>>284155

you mean when he goes on and blocks/mutes everyone and just talks to himself? top quality there

>>284155

Lol, he plays PUBG and Friday the 13th quickmatches so nobody he didn´t invite can join him. Is this still you, DaFriedBoot? Sad you didn´t get mod status, even after begging like a bitch? :^) Are you trying to moderate this board for your midget overlord?

>>284159

no he just leaves the group when he thinks there is someone whos going to show him up

>>284163

see this is how you know you've lost, you know as well as i thats what he does, its usually along the lines of "did you hear that guy, yea im leaving this one"

>>284172

>>284171

>>284169

>>284166

>>284165

Wow, Britbong's stream must be really boring.

>>284161

He can't play pubg anymore, he got permabanned lool.

>>284175

i imagine hes in tears spamming it "britbong is not an unfunny faggot, they will not break my reality"

Faggot doesn't realise you can just hide his posts

>>284188

why not just copy the entire block and paste that you sad twat

>>284191

then just add a letter on the end, you're putting a lot more effort into this then its worth

>>284194

We'll you've spent over 20 mins on this already and no one cares

Britbongs offer to keemstar to try and get his channel back (spoiler he wont get it back)

>>284200

Proof is hes been walking funny since his channel got decimated

>>284186

>Twitch must be broken. It says Britbong only has 314 viewers in the middle of his stream.

>>284209

gotta imagine hes just really bored of manlets baby stream

>>284209

Any chance of just purging the retard? He did show us the typical Britbong fan but that's expected.

>>284209

jeb!

>>284215

DSP levels of skill here, "i could be good at video games if i wanted to"

>>284214

𝐉𝐞𝐛!

>>284215

i got it clipped.

DSP TIER

>>284137

https://youtu.be/5AX68KRbt0s

>>284137

>>284207

whatever the glitch is it's getting worse. down to 227 now

>>284225

>>284224

got six of these clipped now. gonna webm them up sooner or later.

Everyone told him to buy the rifle but he insisted the TMP was good. So he bought it, upgraded it and bought a stock for it.

Then bungie shows up and tells him its shit and suddenly he hates it and keeps bitching about how shitty it is.

What a complete faggot.

>>284218

JMAA donates to DSP too

He read one of his tip shoutouts during a DSP tries it vid forgot which one

>>284124

You sound like a lispy faggot, thanks fam.

>>284232

Why doesn't your own brother like you?

>>284232

I like how you waited to post until after your stream you fucking faggot coward.

>>284235

You don't understand! It's not him!

>>284237

i hope thats sarcasm cause lol

>>284256

lol I wonder if uncle boyd knows

>>284257

lol Yup he knows.

https://parktownprogress.blogspot.com/2017/09/not-upraksi.html

I wonder if dominic's neighbors know that he is a serial rapist (His ex girlfriends and nephew being known victims)

wait why is he playing only single player games now?

>>284261

Too many stream snipers who he can't ban the second something is said that he doesn't like.

>>284261

too timid

>>284417

Like I said earlier in the thread, he has zero talent in anything he does. He's not funny, he's not a youtuber, he's the first one to cry about someone fucking with him when he thinks its ok to do to others, he's timid and shy when facing an external obstacle he cant call a pedo or insult, he can't cook, can't hold a job, can't get into a good college, can't do laundry, can't have an adult relationship, can't pay his own bills. He has no talent in anything? art, creative writing, sports and even video games. I don't know how someone that bland and uncoordinated hasn't killed themselves walking down the stairs.

>>284420

Is that summer?

>>284423

I think it might be Caroline

>>284420

Who even is george that you're mad at this time?

I don't watch Chimpboy's streams I have no time for a shit gamer screeching like a downy. But is it true he claimed that Collosal and Keem were going to get his channel unterminated?

I think he just name drops to try and impress the handful of tards that don't know his reality. That either of those people would even acknowledge him positively is pure delusion.

No Dominic neither Clown nor Keem will in any involve themselves in any way in your juvenile self induced crises.

>>284447

He did that multiple times during yesterday's stream and I only watched for like 30 minutes or so.

What he said was that he talked to Colossal and Colossal is supposed to talk to Keemstar because Keemstar could sway YouTube to unblock the manlet.

He also claimed "everyone knows my block was unjustfied" every five minutes.

>>284445

Did he make it to the "farmhouse survival" part yet? Can´t wait to see that.

>>284209

Proof?

>>284420

so which innocent girl are you trying to destroy now Britbong?

>>284445

proof?

proof?

>>284455

>>284447

proof?

>>284457

proof would be the images above midget

>>284454

>>284456

>>284457

>>284458

Puh-woof?

>>284459

proof it's britbong?

>>284460

prahoof

>>284461

There's a nice surprise coming up for Britbong either way you want and he only brought it on himself so he can't just spout it wasn't him.

>>284463

pwoof?

>>284455

It's summer, the idiot thinks she is posting here and is trying to harass her through the thread for rejecting him.

>>284465

ploof?

>>284466

Poof? as in you are one

>>284467

That's britbong language,

p(r)oof

>>284468

No thats english for you fuck men, poof, poofter you gay boy

>>284469

english here, prooof?

>>284470

i dunno maybe its the shit stuck to your bellend, mummys not there to wipe manlets arse so i've got to imagine its pretty rank at the moment

>>284471

sounds disgusting/ proof?

Sounds like someone we know

http://www.autism.org.uk/about/what-is/pda.aspx

>>284256

>>284257

That's literally Boyd posting it since he was freaking out last night, but unfortunality for Boyd it's actually her.

Some weird ass bait to get her on voice I think we recorded him freaking out.

>>284455

How did Britbong post those when they were public posted on Jubs server?

>>284256

Also that's obvious that Mark took those screenshots as his autistic Robot avatar is the only one without a name.

Samefagging caught yet again Mark.

No one cares, but if those pictures were public then maybe thats where you got them, doesnt mean you didnt post them here you tiny little man

>>284486

Hello Pandor

>>284487

Sure, hello britbong

>>284483

>That's literally Boyd posting it since he was freaking out last night

which one is Boyd? why wouldn't she voice? she used to voice all the time.

>>284489

Retard doesn't realize if he stopped these would of ended ages ago, like honestly who gives a fuck what random anons say on the internet

how insecure do you have to be to keep "defending" yourself from people you dont know

>>284492

The guy is mental. It´s just like on his streams: Constantly checking if anyone wrote something he didn´t like…and raging like a little child when someone dared, which completly ruins the vibe. Completly insecure. That´s why he mods so many toesuckers, they filter anything that might offend Lord Midget.

>>284483

Are you schizophrenic? Because you say we a lot when it's just you.

Anyways, you're getting a care package soon, enjoy!

>>284489

I think you know why he can't respond to anything in a logical manner.(He knows he's in the wrong)

Don't worry about it, denial only worked so far and now they're about to move on this really nice case.

>>284420

B+, show ass

>>284205

Correction: he couldn't grow facial hair until he was 28 or so and he started taking hormones or somthing.

do you ever feel bad about all the shit we've done to Britbong?

It started out as just a joke, but now the little fucker has nothing left. We pretty much fucking ruined him.

>>284592

No.

He's a piece of shit of a human being who will try anything he can even if he isn't effective and has wanted to do much worse than we have, a scummy hypocrite who only idiots like DaFriedBoot actually believes his lies.

>We pretty much fucking ruined him.

Keep in mind he didn't have much to begin with and lied about even revenue.

>>284592

>do you ever feel bad about all the shit we've done to Britbong?

If he just stopped posting many threads ago, maybe he wouldn't have ended up like this. Or if he hadn't bothered at all.

But it's all in the board's routine: Lolcow comes in, tries defending themselves, gets fucked with by /cow/, repeat cycle until lolcow stops and realizes he shouldn't have started. If you feel bad about that, bear in mind that there's a reason we're all laughing at him.

>>284595

before when we got his channel locked up, you knew in advance it was just going to be for a week or two and it was funny to watch him squirm

This last time though, when that letter from his network showed up you could tell it was going to be different. He wasn't getting his channel back ever.

>>284592

No, not really.

Mental issues or not, he is an absolutely terrible human being. He caused all these bad things to happen to himself and instead of admitting mistakes, he lies.

>>284598

That was kind of the point and why not only the network but YT looked at his past streams and made a determination.

You know this isn't his only ban? You would think he wouldn't be so stupid and think it's some big conspiracy or try to convince people of it instead of not doing these things nothing would happen to him.

Anyways, he's going to jail soon and lately he's been using db leaks to steal passwords while thinking nobody knows which he'll try to say isn't him on top of everything else because he doesn't know the UK is horribly invasive with privacy while logging all his shit.

PS: Pics of his red nob with him jizzing all over himself coming soon as soon as I get the go ahead.

>>284592

Nope. Only ask for him to apologize for being such a faggot to everyone he's ever known and he couldn't handle it. Little samefaggin kike.

I felt sorry for low IQ Britbong being trolled so hard and then I remembered that he has made 1000+ posts on this imageboard pretending to be someone else and repeatedly writing "proof" and "8chan is for pedophiles"

>s.t a.l.k.e.r.s calling themselves "trolls"

>cucks coming here pretending they weren't cucked by Britbong

>troll victims coming here pretending they weren't trolled

No one dedicates this amount of time if they weren't assblasted, fact.

>>284618

For this argument to be valid you have to also question the amount of time you spend even with Upraksi somebody you haven't talked to in years.

>>284618

Never spoken to you, just like to laugh at how much of a short stack butthurt faggot you are, i mean i gave you advice to just shut the fuck up and stop responding on here and look over night there was hardly anything, but you just couldn't follow through could you…

>>284623

You've said at least 5 people are going to jail in the past year but it never happened. So who gives a shit? you're a faggot and so is Patrick Times

>>284624

Mark Ortiz ex called the police on him for trolling, so clearly it was true.

>>284627

You keep saying that but there was no proof (actual proof not your faggoty saying), he was still typing up and autism storm on here so clearly not in jail…

>>284630

The only person claiming he went to jail was Kopy himself on "Britgoon"

The police went to his house and talked to him and he shit his pants which he should since he was threatening suicide and threatening his ex.

>>284630

The last time I asked him he said the LA County Courthouse didnt update their website yet. For a court date that Kopy had in June 2016. Also note Dominic says that Kopy went to court 3 times since then.

>>284623

Do something midget we know you can't :) so why do you require phone by verification for your discord? Are you that timid and scared of random anons joining and bullying you?

>>284635

Proof Britbong said this, Britgoon (kopy roleplaying) is not "britbong" so again, proof?

>>284633

I assume you've got proof of it, come on open up your little meme folder and attach that shit,

All i know is you were bragging about how kopys going to jail soon and then started banging on about how hes not posted because hes in jail a few threads ago

>>284623

Complains like a total bitch about getting doxed when he doxes people on a daily basis best part is the people he doxes don't give a fuck :)

>>284638

>everyone who defends Britbong is Britbong

>no proof of these being Britbong

>calling me Britbong

Post hidden

>>284641

You are britbong, its really obvious and the only person you're fooling is yourself, honestly its really easy to point you out

>>284640

But he did report Kopy to the police and they visited his house, even he admitted it.

No one said he went to jail, stop quivering bro.

>>284640

"Help police I'm being bullied online" pathetic midget lmao britbong you should call the cops on people on 8 chan during a live stream it would be better than your shit cocks

>>284641

Or could be one of his mods who think because they mod for britbong it will jumpstart their wannabe YouTube/streaming career

>>284644

>help police the guy we've been s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g is trolling us back

>help YouTube the guy we've been s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g is trolling us

>help Hitbox.tv the guy we've been s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g has trolled us back

Rinse and repeat, just more proof regular /cow/ posters are thin skinned hypocrite betas.

>>284641

>same bad spelling as manlet

>always defending Britfag

>always has "insider knowledge"

>posts failed memes like "House Bongscuit" and "skid" before Britbong ever says them in public

>always crying about "s t a l k e r s"

Yeah, you´re fooling us all man.

>>284645

Nah, it´s him. His mods don´t really bother anymore, even they think he´s being retarded. Even JMAA kinda stays clear (altough he recently cried about us not viewing his newest video) We only get rejects like DaFriedBoot.

>>284646

come on "master troll", whats the point of trolling? to fuck with someones day, seems like you don't even know what you're suppose to be a master of

then again you're too timid to troll these days incase you bump into someone who will hurt your fee fees and get you banned on twitch