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File: cb83f2509379737⋯.jpg (20.8 KB, 319x450, 319:450, SHORTARMS.jpg)

e1b5b7 No.283065

My name is Christopher S. Clayborne. I am 44 but peeps say I live from 26 to 33. I am terrified of growing old, looking old actually, before I can fulfill even one of my dreams. My wrinkles are starting to become more apparent in certain kinds of light. Only too soon will they be apparent in ALL shades of light. Terrifying AND depressing, the thought of becoming a lonely, debilitated-by-stroke-and disease, old, Badcock. I am willing to sell my soul for the life I had, but never really had, especially if it gets me on Doctor Oz.

My telephne #'s are 252 - 522 - 1945 AND 252 268-2348.

I live in Kinston, NC, and my email is thepresidentchristopher@gmail.com

Let me try to paint you a picture why I so honestly desperately need Doctor Oz and his expertise.

e1b5b7 No.283066

File: 83a8e1f4870f077⋯.jpg (16.34 KB, 472x360, 59:45, fcu.jpg)

January 15, 1994 - Dec 1, 1999, I used to hit myself full force on both sides of my jaw every time I saw my reflection, till my Mom found out. Since 1995 I have suffered a slowly weakening of my right-sided limbs. I could demonstrate just how screwed up my right side is in person.

Since 1998 I have been unable to sleep, instead undergoing several catnaps before waking up.

I am a MAD CASH cow to the pharmaceuticals! I take Omeprazole for a stomach that produces way too much hydrochloric acid.

I take finasteride for prevention of hair loss. I had rather burn in hell while pushing a Chevy from one end and back, having a full head of hair and be attractive to the girls in this lifetime than go to heaven forehead bald or with thin hair.

DIOVAN HCT controls my high blood pressure.


e1b5b7 No.283067

File: 7513da999c2b820⋯.jpg (14.09 KB, 319x450, 319:450, 00H0H_7Kyq5wDz0r1_600x450.jpg)

I had rather burn in hell looking like a 27 year old KID than live here and go to heaven looking middle class retarded.

I have tried and over a decade to get Dr. Phil and Doctor Oz to help me. Since they do not see dollar signs in me, no bitings. I had a god damned stroke 2013, Thanksgiving Day. I NEED STEM CELLS! My body, once athletic, is now old, decrepit, and disabled like a…

If someone is HOTT, or famous, or rich, or just commits a ColumbineDXr. Phil and Doctor Oz would JUMP at the chance! Great for ratings so they can drive their Porscheś and second mansions in Beverly Hills. It is NOT KNOWING that has got me cursing Jesus, and God. Where IS the Jesus who allegedly raised a sap from the dead?

I am willing to sell my soul for my dreams, for my health back.

I SELL MY SOUL for fame, good looks, riches, and to never have to pay rent again! Unless GOD will allow and do it, but I am not holding my breath.


e1b5b7 No.283068

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Will I die of a heart attack, or a stroke? Have these doctors missed something? They sure as hell were unable to predict my stroke. They sure as hell can NOT tell me WHY my muscles are ALWAYS hurting, even after doing the slightest exercising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8VL8j6jj4


e1b5b7 No.283070

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I want to be legitament entertainment not some retarded CLOWN for cheap amusement. I WILL SELL MY SOUL for my health back and to be partnered on younow as well as the house on 1410 farmgate road all this while having longer arms or at least look in my 20s being a HOT good looking guy to all the TOP NOTCH GIRLS. The GOD FUCKING government wont pay for my stem cells after my stroke on Thanks Giving Day 2013 https://www.gofundme.com/I_Have_lost_Hope after 4 god fuckingdamn years I have yet to reach my goal of 15k. UNLESS this changes quickly I am heading to the mother fucking HOOD and doing something to get me FUCKING KILLED


e1b5b7 No.283073

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c98ae9 No.283166

hey chris


ca1f69 No.283170

File: 11a4c5a20c9b367⋯.png (604.04 KB, 637x469, 91:67, KILL.png)

This thread is terrible.


f9706e No.283189

File: c93da23e840a141⋯.jpg (33.03 KB, 385x477, 385:477, tom-selleck.jpg)


b1ada7 No.283194

>>283065

Keep clam Chris


0fdecd No.283680

>>283066

>I take finasteride for prevention of hair loss. I had rather burn in hell while pushing a Chevy from one end and back, having a full head of hair and be attractive to the girls in this lifetime than go to heaven forehead bald or with thin hair.

You can rock a bald look, and bald guys can get women.

>I have tried and over a decade to get Dr. Phil and Doctor Oz to help me. Since they do not see dollar signs in me, no bitings. I had a god damned stroke 2013, Thanksgiving Day. I NEED STEM CELLS! My body, once athletic, is now old, decrepit, and disabled like a…

What are they gonna do for you? Magically fix things? You know Dr. Phil is a fraud and not a real doctor, right?

>TOP NOTCH GIRLS.

You don't want a fake, two-faced bitch who only gives a shit about herself and her kicks no matter how big her tits are. You don't want a crazy either. I can say this from experience.


f57b1f No.283681

>>283680

>You don't want a crazy either. I can say this from experience.

This nigga gets it. Had to learn what BPD was the hard way. Never stick your dick in Cluster B, Jim.


e1b5b7 No.283726

File: 92f1a542b295d9b⋯.jpg (26.43 KB, 600x337, 600:337, IMG.jpg)

File: 91ce74c5f45d0a4⋯.png (233.41 KB, 558x386, 279:193, NOT.png)

>>283170

If murder were legal I would fucking kill you

>>283680

I do NOT want to look like a OLD balding retard FUCK. I CANNOT have the babyface I want so I can look good to all of the girls while looking like an OLD UGLY BALD MIDDLE AGED MAN. FUCK that shit and fuck you too. Getting a HOT BITCHY top-notch girl to think I am a good looking guy means that I truely am and I WILL sell MY SOUL to the DEVIL for this and for the longer arms.


0fdecd No.283745

File: 2c3ff3fa883ba4e⋯.jpg (210.79 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, baldlook1.jpg)

File: fdc6d565200f76a⋯.jpg (25 KB, 460x287, 460:287, baldlook2.jpg)

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>>283726

>If murder were legal I would fucking kill you

Wow, great reply. Is that what you would say to any woman who rejects or calls you out on your shit? You're great boyfriend material, buddy holly.

>I do NOT want to look like a OLD balding retard FUCK.

You don't have to. Just wear contemporary clothes that compliment your age, and touch up on the hair hygiene. No woman like a guy that's denying his age and other things against him. Fix whatever's left of your hair, or cut it off.

>I CANNOT have the babyface I want

The babyface look stops impressing people at the 30s, bro, and a babyface shits his pants and does nothing if the attitude sucks, and you reek of "psycho-rapist."

>Getting a HOT BITCHY top-notch girl to think I am a good looking guy…

Man, you're going to be so miserable in a relationship. You really think a trophy girlfriend/wife means you accomplished something when she's cheating or doing shit behind your back?! Let me ask you this: would you abandon her if she looks old? What if something happened to her like rape? Are you gonna be there for her, or drop her for another trophy?

I'm not trying to be a jerk to you by the way.

>I WILL sell MY SOUL to the DEVIL for this and for the longer arms.

Lol what?


0fdecd No.283762

>>283745

>The babyface look stops impressing people at the 30s, bro, and a babyface shits his pants and shits his pants and does nothing if the attitude sucks, and you reek of "psycho-rapist."

This was meant to say the babyface looks has no value to anyone if you reek of "psycho rapist." I just wanted to clear that up for you.


e1b5b7 No.283786

File: 92f1a542b295d9b⋯.jpg (26.43 KB, 600x337, 600:337, IMG.jpg)

>>283745

DO NOT appreciate you facetiousness goddamn it. I do not care for a relationship, I am a virgin by choice I am saving my self for marriage and I don't plan on getting married. My only wish is to be good looking HOT YOUNG guy to all of the girls and for the longer arms. MY ARMS ARE TINY SHITS and for this I point my finger at God for making me like this. LOOK AT THESE GOD FUCKING WRINKLES ON MY FACE. Do you get the FUCKING picture?


e1b5b7 No.283832

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https://eastnc.craigslist.org/tlg/629….

www.gofundme.com/I_Have_Lost_Hope

https://twitter.com/WildManChris2

If Dr. Phil REFUSES to help me, even tho´ I am NOT Eugenia Cooney, I curse him with aggressive prostate cancer, and I curse Robin to have to get a mastectomy from breast cancer. Maybe THEN they´ll be capable of having REAL compassion on REAL people with REAL problems.

I rejoice at the thought of these icon-hypocrites roasting in hell forever and ever for their fake masks of humanitarianism!

I curse God my arms are short. I curse God I had a stroke, AND CAN´T get the goddamn cash for the goddamn stem cells!

GOD created us, KNOWING FULL DAMN WELL, purposelully, maliciously, malevolently in his OMNISCIENT sovereignty KNOWING I´d arrive and become a fucking disabled retard loser motherfucker!

I wish I could nail GOD to the fucking cross that I CAN NOT get pulsed electromagnetic field therapy, as seen on Doctor Oz, for my GODDAMN herniated bulging disks nerve agony!

I CURSE God for turning me into a fucking retard! I curse God I got so many fucking medical problems I can´t remember them all at one setting. I curse God viciously I am not hot enough to succeed big on social media younow. as wildmanchris, nor get the fucking record deal.


f33b8b No.284066

the fuck is this


0fdecd No.284067

File: fcce84874895064⋯.jpg (16.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, AlBundy.jpg)

>>283786

Oh man the bullshit in your posts reeks.

>I do not care for a relationship, I am a virgin by choice I am saving my self for marriage and I don't plan on getting married.

>I don't want a relationship cuz I'm a virgin

<I WANT GIRLS FLOCKING TO ME

Just admit you want some 20-something chicks with big tits to suck and fuck you. Let me guess: you only want white chicks too, right (and maybe Asians)? Thanks for confirming you'll be really lousy spouse let alone boyfriend if god forbid she gets old or something bad like rape happens to her. Enjoy your misery if you actually get those trophy women you want.

>MY ARMS ARE TINY SHITS and for this I point my finger at God for making me like this.

There are these things called arm exercises and Yoga that help you with core strength. You should try them sometime, but seeing your videos, they look like normal arms. You can hold a camera to make shitty, creepy videos of your rants and saying "Spit spit spit" to women streaming on Youtube, so spare everyone the small arm bullshit. I've seen younger people with much worse conditions where they can hardly walk let alone pick up stuff.

>I point my finger at God for making me like this

God hates all of us. Deal with it, and be a fighter instead of a bitch. Maybe you should work on your social skills too. Women don't like whiners and crybabies.

>LOOK AT THESE GOD FUCKING WRINKLES ON MY FACE. Do you get the FUCKING picture?

I don't think you get the picture. Maybe you should try to work on your hygiene, groom whatever little hair you have left, and stop dressing like a 20-something in your 40s. Even hipsters dress according to their age. By the way, a lot of women don't like guys with long hair, and the 80s Rockstar look died years ago.

>>283832

Why does your Twitter say you live in California when you said you live in NC?

>Twitter page

<Rapper

<Spend more time bitching than making music

Lol

>Curses God like a cunt, and begs Satan for shit

<Has a video of the Lord is my shepherd

Fuck off with that shit, you cunt.

>Cursing Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz

Tv hacks who are fake doctors aren't gonna help you (Phil isn't even a real doctor. He doesn't even have legitimate Psychology credibility). Only you can help yourself.

>KNOWING I´d arrive and become a fucking disabled retard loser motherfucker!

<Says "Spit Spit Spit" while fapping off of to chicks streaming

<Harasses and nags women online to post his shitty raps

<Blames his looks instead of the awkward shit he does

And You want people to take you seriously knowing you do these things!? Oh yea, running around with a camera shoving your arms at random people aren't normal things to do.

>>284066

A lolcow acting like a useless cunt. If this was all fake, I'll give the dude credit .


ca1f69 No.284131

File: 6a4c798499e7d7c⋯.jpg (422.08 KB, 700x800, 7:8, 1479135033664.jpg)

I honestly have no idea what's going on in this thread. If this is guy is real then he's a huge faggot who should just get a mail-order bride and if he's fake…..just stop, you'll never be Jace.


e1b5b7 No.287321

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78cd9e No.287328

>>284131

He's been going at it for a long time


ca1f69 No.287338

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>>287328

Well, if he IS real then he should really stop creeping on teenage girls. He's starting to look like a autistic clone of George Sodini.


e1b5b7 No.287342

File: 06d748d391e4d49⋯.png (65.05 KB, 900x900, 1:1, angryface.png)

>>287338

And just who the FUCK might that be?? Some middle age fucking loser?? IF I LOOK LIKE HIM I WILL strap a God fucking bomb to my chest and SEE IF PEOPLE WILL STILL THINK THAT! And I am thinking about cursing the Holy Ghost and KILLING MYSELF because I cannot BE middle age and look young! I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND DIE AN EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH for thinking I look middle aged AND IF I COULD I WOULD NAIL GOD AND Jesus, and the Holy Ghost to the godfucking cross for ME LOOKING middle aged. I denounce Christianity and Jesus to look YOUNG for a few more piss-poor years! I CURFSE JESUS CHRIST IF I do look middleaged! I HAD RATHER LOOK OLD than clumsy middle aged! I CURSE THE HOLY GHOST to NOT LOOK MIDDL-AGED!


0860ec No.287344

>>287342

You look middle aged and you're ugly.


78cd9e No.287353

>>287342

Give /cow/ a shoutout so we know you're real


0fdecd No.287422

>>287342

>I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A MASS SHOOTER

<ILL PUT A BOMB TO TRY AND KILL WOMEN LIKE SODINI

You should look before you leap, you retard.


55d53f No.294755

god FUCK


d4e1a8 No.294831

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!

In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!

Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!

For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!

Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!

Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!


8a0c14 No.294860

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873676 No.294861

>>294831

>Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

No


12e93e No.294870

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>>294860

>>294861

Fucking newfags.


b64489 No.294879

File: d4dd33862f5bb6b⋯.jpg (257.64 KB, 482x680, 241:340, low deadly niggertown old ….jpg)

What a strange thread.


873676 No.294889

>>294870

Figured the anon took it from something. I don't think it's Chris because Chris can't shut the fuck up about his "aging," "not getting laid," and "getting younger" bullshit. It's all he ranted about when he shit posted.


873676 No.294890

>>294870

And that's way too vague for someone like him.


55d53f No.295014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyi3faTfjmI

WHAT EVER THE FUCKING COST EVEN IF IT MEANS BEING CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT for the nations amusement. FUck this and FUCK YOU TOO!


873676 No.295077

>>295014

Lol fuck you too. Thanks for the laughs, balding-old faggot.


07310d No.295085

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>>294831

William, is that you?


55d53f No.297669

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The fact you were raped in church DOES NOT KEEP YOU from being able to live a SWEET life, making big money on youtube, fulfilled YOUR dreams!

MY chronic physical pain DOES!

All you got is the mental stigma: nobody has to know if you'd just stfu! So you had a bad day at church one day, AT LEAST there is not constant physical pain. MY physical pain, and disequalibrium

I CAN'T write my songs because of this shit!

Your bad day ages ago doesn't stop you. MY BAD REST OF MY LIFE til I get on Doctor Oz has crippled me!

Wanna SWAP?

In fact, if it meant I could be rich like you, possible enough so to get the cosmetic surgery, I'd be willing to go back in time and be repeatedly raped a whole year by a Sunday teacher

YOU got hope I WISH I HAD some fucking hope!

Being raped only hurts a day

MY physical torment will last even AFTER I fucking DIE


c5afb1 No.297722

>>297669

I'm on your side, man. Fuck that kid.




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