/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

We already have a Null thread

Andrew Noel Schaefer pls go

>>275394

Why does it have a thread? Is the owner a poodle or something?

ngl. if you're gonna have this thread, im just gonna post out of context evidence, doctored shit and stuff that you guys are eager to believe because its fun watching you desperate fagots cling to made-up stuff. foxdick is ok, fuck off.

>>275630

Why don't you learn how to spell first before you start acting like there shouldn't be a reason for this thread?

And I thought shills were just a /pol/ meme, but here we are.

>>275631

the only purpose for this thread is foxdicks coming here to shitpost because /cow/ is gullible as fuck lmao

>>275630

>>275651

>hi foxdick, i see you're upset about something

>>275662

I'm very not upset. I would write paragraphs telling you how not upset I am, but I am so not upset I'm not going to do that.

tbh these threads are lame without us coming over and feeding disinfo. You want to talk about how null is moving to cambodia to bang underage ladyboys? What about how catparty is actually a 500 lbs tranny?

Maybe if you faggots went over to KF and pulled some caps from the threads, your threads on KF wouldn't be so damn boring.

Pick up your game, guys.

>>275774

If you weren't upset you wouldn't acknowledge that person. Someone who isn't upset would just not even bother responding.

Your forum is gay and unrealistic and Null will sell Dynastia and all of you out if Vordrak will let Null split the "bounty" with him.

Found out that OwO What's This? was not only dumb enough to use the same username on another site (shocker), but apparently is also dumb enough to use the same username for animu foot fetish shit: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChCUvllwiFLAvucfzfuGytQ

>>275774

>come to our forum to dig shit up! and be sure to sign up and donate right away! that'll show us!

>>275793

Huh, is owo even important? she's just the whore of the month on there, not really worth any attention, let alone retarded rumours

>>275838

Hi owo

Gotta love the response from you faggots. You make a thread about foxdick Farms, bitch about foxdick Farms, but don't want to even grab cocks. You guys are then left with your dick in your hands, waiting for fake cocks designed to mess with you all because you're so damn naive.

>>275882

>being this upset that no one is visiting your cybertrolling forum to engage you in meme warfare

I'm sorry your life is this empty.

>>275882

I think someone finding out that a foxdick used the same username for a loli foot fetish account is more cocks than the whole thing with foxdicks wanting to murder Wildchild over shitposting. It's still sad, but it's something.

>>275891

*more cocks since the whole thing with Wildchild.

>>275774

Confirmed for upset.

Anyway these threads tend to be started but banned or bullied foxdicks who want to talk shit about each other but are too afraid of forum mods to do it on their own site.

>>275862

I wish, than I'd have some fun dirt on people and that's what I'd be posting instead of" KF continued"

>>275893

>Confirmed for upset

I already told you I was upset though.

You guys suck with cocks gathering though, to be honest. Why can't /cow/ gather cocks? The only thing you see /cow/ do anymore is manipulate absolute retards into making videos of themselves being absolute retards. When did /cow/'s balls drop off, exactly? It's almost as though the only useful people on /cow/ fucked off or went to foxdick.

>>275938

>I already told you I was upset though.

>>275774

>I'm very not upset.

You're so upset that you can't keep your story about how you aren't upset straight. That's a unique level of upset.

>>275952

/cow/ TRIGGERS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!!!11111!!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!

>>275774

If we went rooting around for precious cocks, we'd be hypocrites because we make fun of you people for obsessing over retards and doing anything to get your hands on cocks about them. The only times you criticize your own members for doing so is when they go so far that you gaze into the fucking abyss and realize how shitty you've become and need to self-justify by going 'at least we're not like THEM' - eg. Thetan the fake gal-pal whiteknight who tried to get Chris to make new friends by proving his gal-pals were pity-friends and only succeeded in causing suicidal ideation, a troll holy grail, and Skyraider, who literally sifted through the ruin's of Chris's burned house for cocks.

>>275960

>"If we looked for cocks we would be hypocrites"

Tell me more about Moleman

>>275938

if somebody wanted to get dirt on kf they'd just write a webscraper to gather every mention of 'powerlevel' because goddam the posters there can't hide theirs. it's like mid 2000s something awful only with a higher concentration of fucking losers

>>275938

to be fair, that's what kf does but with names attached.

>>275982

He posted his real name on his DeviantART page and then he came here to tardrage against us. We didn't post his dox or his number or try to harass their friends and family (which you've not only done to lolcows but anyone dumb enough to get banned from your site)

We're like people who go to the zoo. We go there to watch the animals and we're satisfied with that. You all like to jump the fence to go fuck with the animals. Or just flat out fuck the animals like the degenerates you are.

>>275986

you'd need to get into supporters for the good shit, lol

>>275991

#hat about that totem sonic person, null was flipping out on him in chat for picking on chris.

It's something everyone here and on kf are guilty of. Although the anger seeping through this makes it seem like you take picking on retards far too seriously.

So quit being a baby hypocrite and just lol calm down and laugh at the retards, you spastic ninny

>>275882

>you're so damn naive.

You've just crossed the line.

>>275960

To be fair he did get a few funny cocks though.

>>275992

tfw you can get into supporters with paying a cent

>>275994

Why are you so pissy for being called out? Own it or fuck off.

These threads are shit, it's just disinfo and shit flinging now.

>>275991

>You all like to jump the fence to go fuck with the animals. Or just flat out fuck the animals like the degenerates you are.

It's more like leaning into the enclosure as much as they can so they can say it doesn't count. And when people do actually get in they cover it up, tricking even their fellow members to save face.

>>276040

I'm sorry /cow/ hurt your feelings.

>>276048

lmao hes right though. /cow/ has no cocks, /cow/ doesnt look for cocks. /cow/ just bitches about people elsewhere who seek cocks, then they wonder why shit is so slow and why KF is continuously growing.

Maybe its because of cocks.

Faggots.

>>276075

The trouble with cocks is that they're addictive. The amount coming in stops being enough, you crave more and more and before you know it you're posing as other people and trolling people in real life.

>>275994

>totem sonic

Hilarious how foxdicks got triggered by his epic trolling that they made a severely butthurt thread about him.

>>276089

Guy was an absolute ween, though.

That being said, on most sites once they kick someone out that's it and everyone moves on or they have a ban thread where they talk about for a day-two days tops. On foxdick, they'll still talk about those idiots years after the fact.

I think I remember them talking about a person they banned years ago and it turned out that said person ended up better off than 90% of those users. Null of course shuttered the thread because it went against the narrative.

>>276075

Look at any other thread on /cow/ and you'll see that isn't the case. The KF threads are made by banned foxdicks who need a place to bitch. They don't want to do anything so they try to PA others.

I'm sorry we don't root around in someone's trash after their house has burned down, but I think you'll find life is more enjoyable when you aren't obsessing over the smallest details of someone whose life has zero impact on yours and you'll never even meet.

>>276091

Did you not read the other thread? He's a 50 year old Usenet furry.

>>276092

You do know that it was a member of an earlier iteration of /cow/ that stole chris' license plate, right?

>>276106

If that helps you sleep at night, sure.

>>276009

>tfw you can get into supporters with paying a cent

How?

>>275891

>not realizing "OwO What's This?" is a meme name that literally dozens of completely unrelated people use.

How are people on this board this retarded?

>>276084

I agree on the cocks being addictive part. I can't stop gargling them.

>>276091

>That being said, on most sites once they kick someone out that's it and everyone moves on or they have a ban thread where they talk about for a day-two days tops. On foxdick, they'll still talk about those idiots years after the fact.

Extremely relevant ( https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/wrong-planet.7692/page-7#post-548420 ):

>When you put something stupid/embarrassing/whatever on the internet, it's on the internet forever. After you put it out there, it becomes ours. We own it. And if we feel like digging it up and laughing at it, we will. And if you decide to chimp out over that, we will love you for it with all our hearts, and you too will become ours. And when something is ours, it's ours forever. We might get bored with it and put it down. We might play with it a little too hard and break it. But it never stops being ours, and someday in the future we'll remember it, and pick it back up again.

>Would you like to become ours, my dear?

>>276193

Someone please ban this obnoxious burrito-spamming thread-bumping faggot.

>>276144

A-logs. A-logs everywhere.

>>276144

It's shit like this that gives ammo to those who want to do away with anonymity. The fact that they encourage doxxxxing only adds more ammo to their case.!

>>276278

Technology is a bigger threat to anonymity than people are, tbh.

Oh no, IP addresses were leaked!

http://keepcarrollcatholic.org/foxdicklist.json

>>276089

Totem Sanic hit the lolcow goldmine. He trolled one aspie named Chris Chan and as a result he triggered a whole message board full of spergs.

>>276443

Weening is dumb, but people on KF are incredibly hypocritical about it. Josh promised to get rid of the sekrit Kool Kivvis Klub but he never did. It's all a power trip from a man who's too beta too make anything of himself.

>>276460

It did expose Null to be an secure little snowflake (assuming there's anyone out there who still doubted it). So that's a good thing.

>>276460

There are no secret Chris trolling boards any more. Didn't Glaive come into one of these threads a while back to prove the private discussion board was gone?

>>276089

>>276443

Totem Sanic here. I've been trolling Chris for over 5 years, managed to get that manbaby raging on me that I actually got blocked by him, but what I got in the end is foxdicks getting jealously mad that they made a thread spreading false information about me.

It's not surprising anyway, from what I read about Icherbot, they did this before with professional troll PvtRichardCranium. He was a really successful troll trolling Joshua Moon and Jan Rankowski and in the end he got a thread just like mine.

Hey foxdicks, if you're reading this, stay mad guys.

>>276599

> I've been trolling Chris for over 5 years

>managed to get that manbaby raging on me that I actually got blocked by him

>Same ID posts: Hilarious how foxdicks got triggered by his epic trolling that they made a severely butthurt thread about him.

Fuck foxdick and all, but fuck you even more. You've been fucking with Chris for 5 years and he just now blocked you? That says a lot more about Chris's restraint than it says about your "trolling".

>>276603

Struck a nerve there?

At least what I've done has progress. What have you achieved? Finding some random account that just so happens to have the same name as some foxdick whore?

Try harder and git gud, closet foxdick boy.

>>276603

>actually believing the post

Really anon?

>>276599

If you and Pvt. joined forces you could troll the foxdicks so hard they would need a swimming pool full of vaseline.

>>276609

Would you like to yiff? I have a fursuit of Joshua. He is very hairy so it counts as a fursuit.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.. ;)

>>276634

Pvt has actually retired from trolling, but I triggered the foxdicks pretty hard anyway so I consider this a tribute to him.

>>276637

Fuck off, ween.

Why do foxdicks hate the people who do something, even though it wasn't funny?

>>277024

tbh if you're a 50 year old furfag who screeches impotently at Chris, are you doing anything besides being a lolcow in your own right?

>>277028

Well, I'd also say crucifying said user is autistic, halaling is just a sitewide troll.

>>277049

troll, in other words they need a pariah scapegoat or whatever you would call it to justify it. Alogging to the max

>>276680

I'll fuck you if you're horny, papi chulo. I got herpes though.

>>277024

Cringe should be ostracized.

When is Null going to die from diabetes?

>>277080

Hes going to die of heart disease first.

Genius neoreactionary thinker Mark Citadel's thread is based upon a faulty picture of Mark's personality.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

>>277094

No one cares, Mark.

Is foxdick farms really relevant, or is it just a bunch of lamers?

I took a look over at Null's site, and all I saw was the same handful of spergs repeating each other's same old shit over and over again.

Sperg 1: "That guy is dumb."

Sperg 2: "Yeah. That guy is really dumb. And he's stupid too."

Sperg 3: "That guy's stupid and he's very dumb"

Sperg 4: "That guy is really awful for being dumb and stupid."

Sperg 1: He's so dumb."

And people are donating money to this shit show?

>>277108

Just remind Null of Russiagate and he gets triggered really easily. Foxdicks also get triggered by any mention of Russiagate too that they made a thread sperging about it.

>>277108

Here's his account:

https://foxdickfarms.net/members/internet-war-criminal.8536/

I see people commenting on his profile as if he's banned but he doesn't look banned to me. I thought that once you get banned your user name appears striked. Is it not longer the case?

I found a post by Null, it's only a week-long ban:

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/angry-joe-vargas.32404/page-6#post-2441440

>>277189

Sorry for triple posting but the link was lost due a filter… Here's it is again in archive form:

https://archive.is/wExJG#selection-3769.2-3769.82

>>277181

Probably not as much as people think.

The only public-facing "evidence" of donations is that progress bar at the bottom of each page. However, it doesn't show actual goal amounts, let alone how much has been donated at any given point. Null is also quiet about this (probably because he's not reporting shit on taxes) so there's no way to tell how successful it actually is.

Due to Null's incompetence he's paying way more for hosting/operations than he has to, which is made more difficult by his refusal to get off his ass and get a job. That's why every time they get kicked from a host he threatens seppuku,

>>277223

Josh should just go through with it and fucking end himself. He's a worthless sack of shit and probably a rapist too who makes money off of the misery of retards.

>>277226

So where is Josh's money coming from if his foxdick Gay Bar is always running at a deficit and he has no job? Is he on the dole? That would be ironic as well as hypocritical since he's a Trump cultist who sees people on welfare & Social Security as a mortal sin.

>>277229

He likely gets enough to keep things afloat but not much else. He's probably mooching off someone.

The irony is that if he could swallow his pride he might actually qualify for disability.

>>277226

Hi a-log?

>>277233

Confirmed for upset.

Would it be an A-Log to actually hope something happens that forces Nool to shut down his site for good and hide in the closet? Because let's face it; the world really would be a lot better off without it shitting up the Internet.

>>277242

Before Deagle Nation was revealed to be a pronk? Yeah, that would be A-Loggy.

After that happened and Josh had to turn foxdick into dox central in order to stay relevant? No, not really. It's one thing to dox public figures, it's quite another to dox people who's only crime is being a retard on the Internet. Make threads about them, mock their shitty artwork, but it's fucked up to drag family and friends who had nothing to do with their bullshit.

The creepiest thing about the foxdicks is that they think that anyone under their spotlight is supposed to forfeit all of their human rights. They can no longer have any opinions on anything. Can't go anywhere. Can't do anything. Just sit there alone in a darkened empty room and be silent till they keel over dead. Any attempt to go and do anything will rile them up. It's like "how dare these people I don't like continue to exist! the OUTRAGE!"

>>277269

That's just self-important obsessive internet nerd shit. As with any trolling, it only has an impact on you if you let it. When it crosses over into calling employers and shit that's obviously different, but if half of the nobodies they jerk it over just shrugged and moved on foxdicks wouldn't have anything in the first place.

>>277243

>it's quite another to dox people who's only crime is being a retard on the Internet

>>277269

Any attempt to go and do anything will rile them up.

They've been moving the goalposts concerning what makes it okay to make fun of someone. Originally, it was only okay when the subject 'chimped' - when they acted like an asshole. Jump on someone before then and you were an A-Log. Now all they need to get started on someone or continue with it is to hear 'eeks and ooks' - harmless stupidity.

From their own point of view, the foxdicks will never cross the line, because they subconsciously keep moving it to self-justify their actions.

>>277271

We've had past history with these loons where they are literally rummaging through the garbage of their victims, looking for something to start some shit about. Did we really need a bunch of dirty old high school papers fished out of a dumpster to know that Chris Chan got Ds and Fs?

The hypocrisy of these idiots is astounding.

>>277273

Chris's actual school records are unavailable to randos. Being denied cocks about anyone they're obsessed with drives them CRAZY (see: the Black Tape recording in which Chris breaks down and mourns Bob mid-chat). In this case, Chris claimed to be on the honor roll and they craved anything that proved otherwise.

>>277269

It's actual gangtrolling IMO. Of course your subject threads are going to suffer a decline in sanity if they feel like they're being watched 24/7. Normies would feel the same way if a bunch of neckbeards and legbeards were trying to harass their family, friends and employer because they did something stupid 2 years ago.

Mark my words, foxdick is going to do something so fucked up that it garners a politician's attention who will use it as a justification to get rid of anonymity on the Internet.

>>277276

As much as I'd hate to see any sort of gub'mint intervention waged at the Internet, the idea of an actual piece of legislation titled "The Joshua Moon Law" makes me lulz.

>>277277

I've REALLY of two minds about a moral panic over this new breed of self-justified trolls. Bad: government legislation. Good: the news items. Dear GOD, the news items.

Sounds like there's some butthurt lolcows itt :^)

>>277281

Hi Null.

>>277276

If you believe in gangtrolling you are mentally ill anon.

>>277299

The big question is: is what these people are doing actually trolling? The answer is complicated because they keep changing the definition to justify it to themselves and so they can call anyone who calls them trolls butthurt, whiteknights, or potential lolcows.

>>277281

His name is Joshua Moon and he's upset because some British guy no one cares about keeps hurting his feelings.

>>277300

And when someone else trolls a lolcow far better than these foxdicks, they'll rage, and make a thread about said user out of jealousy, and call him a "ween".

>>277316

And then they'll obsess over every little thing that person ever did, with great hypocrisy.

For example, they love to mock Chris every time he goes to McDonald's. AFAIK, even lolcows need to eat. And they act like they themselves have never eaten at a fast food joint even once in their lives.

Fuck. Chris has even tried using Blue Apron (an online service that delivers fresh food with recipes). I'll bet such a thing is far above the garbage that Moon shovels down his throat on a daily basis.

Joshua Moon's house isn't just made of glass, but it's made out of that kind of candy glass they make breakable items out of for movies.

>>277313

Since Josh still lives with his mother, I'm surprised she hasn't torn him a new one after he set back up the foxdick Farms. Seeing how his antics have cause her job.

It's ironic when you think about it. Chris' stupidity has caused his parents grief. Joshua Moon's stupidity has caused his parent grief.

Joshua Moon has become Christian Weston Chandler. I wonder what Nool's blow-up doll looks like.

>>277326

Correction:

COST her a job

(I'm my own worst spelling nazi)

>>277326

The blow-up doll probably looks like vore chick Josh has been orbiting for the last decade. Then again, I'm surprised people aren't orbiting Josh now that he's big enough to have a gravitational pull.

>>277324

There's some truth to this. On the other hand, there are definitely weens that are just embarrassing in their trolling attempts. For example, the guy who called Chris claiming to be Batman, recorded it, and proudly posted in on the Farms. Unfortunately most trolling is along these lines, so it's going to be frowned upon.

>>277346

But now it's degenerated to "People that Joshua Moon doesn't like and therefore you must not like him either" sort of shit. Where his forum has becoming his personal army.

I'm not kidding. Diss Nool just once on his forum and watch what happens. I'm surprised he still has patrons seeing that all it takes is for one misstep and they too will end up on Nool's shitlist.

>>277349

KF is like Venezuela. It's run by an incompetent dictator that is only keeping control by fear and allowing a bunch of nobodies the power they lack in the real world. I'm honestly surprised there isn't a halal thread on someone like Glaive or Flowers For Sonichu but maybe that's because even Null knows that doing so will cause a mass resignation and no one to replace him.

>>277349

It's been like that for a while. Much of his thread on cow is an outlet for foxdicks to talk shit about him because if they said it on the Farms he'd ban them.

What's gotten worse is his tendency to merge the site with his own identity. So now its members are along for the ride in his personal battles and political causes, regardless of their own opinions. He's been chastened about this in the past but doesn't seem to have learned anything.

>>277359

*merge the site's identity with his own.

>>277359

In other words, foxdick Farms is Joshua Moon's own CWCville with Mayor Moon in charge, and his gang of asspatters are it's loyal electric hedgehog pokemon citizens.

Guess that makes us the PVCC, does it?

>>277359

>What's worse is his tendency to merge the site with his own identity

It's narcissism. One of the symptoms being that the "sufferer" can't possibly think that anyone or anything isn't an extension of themselves.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20025568

Every. Fucking. Symptom matches with Null's observable behavior. Don't believe me? Take a look.

>>277346

And one of those people was Totem Sanic. He made at least 6 twatter accounts that he used to tweet ancient memes to Chris and harangue him about every little thing he tweeted. It was sad and pathetic. Then he posted screencaps proving the accounts were his on foxdick and tried to gain asspats from that.

>>277374

Hi Null.

Fuck off, Null.

>>277402

McDonaldland gives you Diabetes. foxdick Farms gives you Cancer.

>>277374

>He made at least 6 twatter accounts that he used to tweet ancient memes to Chris and harangue him about every little thing he tweeted

And? Fuck off back to foxdick and cry about it.

https://twitter.com/DarkmageKF/with_replies

There's a lot of evidence to indicate several of the moderators of foxdickfarms are SA goons. I'm telling you people this is what is pulling the site downward most of all. These goons who go to every site and rise the ranks to create their own echo chamber where nobody ever questions them. This isn't the only one but it's the most obvious just look how many times he tweets Lowtax. Other goon foxdick mods include JSGOTI.

>>277825

It's pretty much the giant elephant in the room no one is allowed to mention.

Troons have already started getting mod positions

>>277825

That's just Katsu with a renamed identity. Dude basically was a gay Elliot Rodger whining about how he couldn't get any boipussy despite his nice car and making $80,000. Which would sound impressive if he lived in Omaha, but the faggot lives in Baltimore IIRC.

>>277830

Oh wow, where's evidence of this being the same person, was Katsu ever a goon?

>>277826

Then the site is doomed. I lurk there and it's staggering how many people casually admit to coming from SA, no wonder the forum culture is so utterly cancerous.

>>277825

foxdick Farms is just another SA Goon Gay Pride Parade? Well, that explains a whole lot, actually.

>>277359

He has more than once turned threads into personal army requests

>>277374

>>277440

>HE MADE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS

And for this, they are actively planning how to stop the guy's social security.

>>277825

Where's this evidence at then?

>>277826

That's because all you need to do to be a tranny on foxdick Farms is set your profile to "female".

>>277830

No, it isn't. And no one here believed it when it was said a few threads ago. Just because you weren't challenged on it doesn't mean You were believed.

>>277838

If he was, then this is the first anyone has heard about it.

>>277841

Nah, they're worse.

>>277843

>And for this, they are actively planning how to stop the guy's social security.

And how are these foxdick neckbeards supposed to be in any position to accomplish that? People have been trying to get Chris kicked off of his Tugboat for years, and nothing has come of it.

https://foxdickfarms.isPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/skylar-ittner-keep-carroll-catholic-skylarmt-netsyms-com-skylar-the-troll-master.32196/page-43#post-2455844

Top kek

>>277825

>I'm telling you people this is what is pulling the site downward most of all.

I think it may have more to do with the increasingly desperate NEET site owner and the increasingly acceptable ween shit they do. Having your finances cut off and chatting with the police every three months causes more harm then ex-goons.

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/foxdickfarms.net

It's been stagnating for awhile now. Don't let that spike at the beginning fool you, that was all from having to switch the domain from .ms to .net. There's some growth now, but that could also be explained by summerfags. What happens after summer is key because if traffic drops then, Null might have to let more weenery exist but that opens the door for more legal trouble. If that happens, Josh's actions have clearly demonstrated that he believes that he's Davy Crockett at the cyber-Alamo against the forces opposed to "free speech". He's not going to hand over control of the site to anyone so the only way out for him at this point is probably going to be via a bullet or a slug.

Either way, I'm pretty comfy right now.

Forgot the archive link: http://archive.is/aUFy8

Seriously, the wordfilters have fucked up the ability for a lot of people to access threads and posts. Archive that shit if only for that reason as well as the obvious reason of not letting foxdicks trying to get away with editing unflattering posts.

>>277854

He won't close down the site but Vordark managed to wear him down to the point of locking his thread.

>>277953

I'm curious what the specific reason was. I'm partly convinced his aunt or mum made him do it.

>>277843

[Citation Needed]

>>277276

>Of course your subject threads are going to suffer a decline in sanity if they feel like they're being watched 24/7.

Mean, on the CWCKI:

>Catherine rivals BlueSpike as one of the most polarizing trolls in Christory. When it was revealed that she wasn't real, many foxdick Farmers were disappointed. After all, having female trolls assume a persona and "date" Chris is hardly new. Not only this, but many of them felt that Chris no longer deserved to have his life controlled by trolls, and that he'd suffered enough.

>Poetically, however, later the same month Chris alienated his sympathizers after he assaulted an innocent person with mace and broke two other laws in the process. This deranged behavior had nothing to do with troll activity; Chris undertook these actions entirely on his own impetus. This suggests that Chris's insane antics will come to pass irrespective of what trolls may do.

>Chris undertook these actions entirely on his own impetus. This suggests that Chris's insane antics will come to pass irrespective of what trolls may do.

Rationalizing and blameshifting, as per usual.

>>277984

Chris had shown signs of suicidal ideation. He's a fool for thinking that this time it would be different, but Thetan telling him that his galpals never really liked him and the combination of another "theoretical ex-girlfriend" clearly pushed him over the edge.

>>277985

Are you seriously suggesting he maced a game store employee over the color of Sonic's arms because he had been catfished again?

>>277993

Allow me to elaborate: Chris's mental stability wasn't really there. One of the few happy memories that Chris has ever had was being around his gal-pals in high school.

Now, some bitch comes along and tells Chris that this rare happy moment in his life was a big lie. And this is after Chris finds out that he's been catfished yet again. Chris is ranting and raving about blarms but he's cocks to just vandalize the boxes.

Combine all these things happening to him at once and you have an autist that's ready to blow. He goes into a GameStop and is told out because he got banned and in a moment of autistic insanity, he decides that the best course of action is to fucking mace a guy.

Would Chris have gotten into legal trouble over blarms at some point? Probably. Was Chris assaulting some poor sap who worked at a GameStop inevitable? No.

>>277997

>>277984

Foxdicks have this doublethink going on, they enjoy mocking Chris admitting that he's mentally a child with the heavy mental block of autism and all those things are outside of this control, but at the same time go on moralizing essays how it's all Chris's fault and he's evil.

>>277997

Eh, maybe. That's not something we'll ever really know and Chris has never said anything like "i acted out due to the stress of finding out my gal pals were fake friends."

It's also worth clarifying that the troll told him that as a shot in the dark. A cruel gesture for sure, but then Chris asked Barb if it was true and she confirmed it and gave details about how Bob arranged it.

>>278016

>It's also worth clarifying that the troll told him that as a shot in the dark. A cruel gesture for sure[…]

Actually, it wasn't. The troll/whiteknight, Thetan, posed as an alumnus of Chris's high school and contacted the gal-pals. The infamous 'Reality Comes Knocking' email was originally from one of them to Thetan. https://iwikfarms.net/sdaerht/so-what-gal-pal-material-was-fake.8946/#post-653452 (Spell iwik and sdaerht backwards, fucking wordfilters.)

Also, I call her a troll/whiteknight because she genuinely believed that if Chris realized the gal-pals were fake, he'd go out and make real friends.

>>278121

>Actually, it wasn't. The troll/whiteknight, Thetan, posed as an alumnus of Chris's high school and contacted the gal-pals.

>>278132

So Josh finally realized Sam isn't getting vanned for writing mean words about him on a blog no one reads?

foxdick Farms continues to slander neoreactionary genius Mark Citadel.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

Anyone got a pool going on when foxdick farms finally implodes? Cuz I want in on some of that action.

>>278121

Nah, that e-mail was a fake.

>>278227

Anon, I hate to be a blackpiller about this, but people have been saying foxdick is going to collapse for the last two years. If foxdick was run by a (relatively) normal and sane person, they would've just noped right the fuck out once the Autistic Army started going after their family. But Josh is neither normal or sane. I don't believe he's up in Buffalo eating dog food out of a can or something, but it's clear that he wants to hold onto foxdick even as his life falls apart. When Josh decides to pull a Buddy Dwyer is the moment foxdick stops existing or gets revamped into how it was pre-Deagle Nation hoax reveal: Just a site where people would gather info on retards, but actual weening was punished harshly. The latter seems more likely and if someone were to permavan Dynastia and split the bounty with Son of Sam Collington, that would help with convincing servers that foxdick is a good goy site as well as keeping the lights on. The pro-doxxxxing policy is going to bite them hard on the ass as trying to be Facebook for autists while being /baphomet/ for kids are two identities that don't mix.

>>278176

He always knew I wasn't getting vanned, silly. We've been dating for months.

In other news, I have become a hebrew. My new name is Shmuel.

>>278230

Proof? Because if Thetan really did lie to the foxdicks to justify herself by making it look like the gal-pals were of the same mind as her, then YouTube-embed anon was right, fucking BURN IT.

This is what foxdick Farms is. They lie to lolcows, to each other, and to themselves.

>>278248

>christine

You remember something completely different to me then.

It's probably your autism though, autists often miss the joke completely.

>>278231

Things are currently in the works.

>>278265

>In the works

Tell us more KFanon.

>>278265

Oh, please tell me that it will fuck up the foxdickers for good.

By the way, since Trumpcare went down in flames today, no doubt this means that Null being the Trumpanzee that he is, is going to be feeling extra butthurt and wanting to take it out on one of his lolcows. I wonder which one he's going to rally up his Private Army against in order for him to feel strong and Tranny and totally not a pathetic loser.

>>278291

>Tranny

LOL! Wordfilters!

>>278291

Can't really say. Not to derail, but Josh being in support of Trump basically is like being right for the wrong reasons considering that this country has a Deep State/CIA nigger problem. He just thought Trump was going to be his personal Santa Claus like Chris thought Hillary was going to be the Gibs Queen.

>>278311

*Chris thought Hillary would be his own personal gibs queen. Which tells me Chris has a keener sense of politics than Null.

>>278291

>>278284

Can't say much atm, but I'll put it this way: Josh has misplaced his trust.

We're working on it.

>>278424

screenshots or it didnt happen

Mark Citadel's thread is based upon a false impression of his personality by the degenerate liberal Hendrik Verbraeken.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

>>278424

iwantobelieve.jpg

If this is legit, I hope it hits him from out of the blue when he least expects it, like when Khrushchev went out on vacation and when he came back to Moscow he found out that he was ousted.

In any case, if/when it happens, please record his screams and crying. ;)

>>278430

Nothing has happened yet, foxdick.

>>278443

Thread link? Would like to read the whole thing.

>>278461

yeah and im calling bullshit unless something does

>>278478

And why should anyone care…?

Perhaps my information is faulty, but wasn't Josh once a mod here at 8chan? Did he create foxdick farms because he was fired and decided to go off and make his own 8chan with Blackjack and Hookers?

>>278481

your information is very faulty.

he was hired to write new code for 8chan. by this point he already had the farms.

he was later fired because his code was shit and also because he was a jackass.

>>278481

You got it backwards. He originally started by being foxdick's IT person when Champtom was in charge. Even if Champ was an autist who thought he could impress a woman by saying that he dabbled in atheism, even he wasn't autistic enough to want to run a forum full-time. Josh decides to take over and things are okay for awhile.

Then, Chris re-emerges on YouTube and then his house burns down along with other minor happenings and the foxdicks decide to raise $900 in supplies and gift cards for Chris. This causes two things to happen:

1. Chris now sees his followers as a potential new tugboat source.

2. Foxdick gets an ego boner over their supposed virtue and so does Josh by extension

While this is happening, they cover Wizardchan and Glaive and Hotwheels show up on the site. Josh strikes up a friendship with both of them. Hotwheels decides to come up with 8chan and Null sees coding the new chan as his big break.

This along with the spike in attention the site gets from Deagle Nation taking off as well as the site deciding to spread its focus to other lolcows gives Josh an even bigger ego.

8chan starts up, Josh is made a global mod and proceed to spend the next year trolling his powers seeing if IP addresses match up with users on his site, "accidentally" leaking the IP of users on another board (granted they were pedo scumbags, but who could he justify leaking the IPs of next?) and generally treating Infinity Next as a means to lord over people.

There's a whole thread on how Infinity Next fucked up, but letting a malignant narcissist who epitomizes Dunning-Kruger code your site could've only ended one way. He gets the boot, goes back to foxdick and that's when the decline we're seeing today sets in.

>>278476

http://archive.is/mug3D

Here you are friend.

>>278490

>Payment processor has dropped. We will be moving to a different payment collection system next month. Stay tuned.

oh lawld, I thought they solved this.

>>278492

"Grrrr I'll strangle that Vordrak!"

>>278501

You'll be shocked to know this I'm sure, but nobody cares.

>>278443

Not hard to see why they have their own resident hacker. The ability to get insane amounts of information and cocks from Chris, via his gullibility making it easier to troll him and his willingness to post cocks on his own, has made the foxdicks addicted to that level and frequency of info/cocks acquisition. Which means the amount they get from most if not all other lolcows just isn't enough for them. Hence the hacking.

>>278516

Yeah, letting this shit fly isn't going to get Null or this guy raped by Jamal or anything. I guess this is going to be the new way Josh gets attention for his site. Let's see how this all ends.

>>278518

it really just seems like some yahoo posting his findings brute-forcing some lolcows password. It'd be another thing entirely if Null was encouraging him, but he seems to have come from a different community altogether.

>>278518

If that was true then why would that Angelo Foxdick user get nearly the same treatment the very next day?

>>278522

Seems like a far more likely scenario.

He's better off dumping that here though, as some staff member is bound to get butthurt if an actual Foxdick supporter or chatfag account on the site itself gets pozzed. Guess it depends on if they troll access or continue to lay everything out in the open.

FFS! Even the dead aren't safe from these sniveling little shitbags!

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/can-we-laugh-at-dead-lolcows.32698/#post-2467693

>>278540

You're new here.

>>278476

Not the earlier poster, but I think hegot those snippets are from this thread: http://aww.su/ETPxt

>>278522

It's just a regular user with an alt.

>>278554

What gave it away? The fact that he talked like Boris from Bullwinkle?

> Dear Farms of foxdick

>>278558

come at me m8

>>278540

Are you honestly surprised?

>>278251

I believe the email was faked to fool Chris, not the foxdicks, but yeah that's what Marvin has confirmed.

I like how foxdicks think this site is worse, all in all it's the same thing. One just has a fetish for eating it's own.

>>278592

Yep, foxdick does deserve to burn to the ground. Anywhere else, that person would've been banned and used as an example of going too far. But they're all so sick that they can't even see that.

>>278596

It's the lies they've all bought for the last three years. I can't even be angry at these people because they're in a cult. Josh Moon? More like Josh Jones IMO.

>>278604

Also fear part of the reason why dickers don't bitch there is the halaling autism

What's weird about the foxdickers is that they refer to Chris Chan as "OPL", which stands for Our Personal Lolcow. As if Chris is ©Joshua Moon and no one else is allowed to talk to Fatty without Josh's prior personal blessing. Anyone else is branded a "ween" or an "A-Log" if they dare to go rogue and mess with CWC on their own. I'm surprised that no one has turned the tables on Josh and given him a taste of his own medicine.

>>278606

lol calm down

its a holdover from the champathon days where "Chris Chan" would filter to "Our Pet Lolcow".

The filter has since been removed but the name still sticks.

>>278560

How will Mark ever recover???

In foxdick news, Josh creates a new category of lolcow, cultcow:

https://archive.is/hr23I (check out Null chimping on page 2: https://archive.is/1N7Tj )

Meanwhile, Null is trying to raise funds on hatreon, a patreon clone/competitor:

https://archive.is/7gC4W

https://archive.is/MH7Vq

>>278606

Is reading too far into shit a symptom of autism or just newfaggotry?

>>278629

>I'm moving the company's address from my mom's house to a virtual office

lol

Also it looks like they jumped to a new host.

The hatreon description is hilarious. He can't help but namedrop Jim.

Null, friend, this whole problem would be solved if you just got a job. You know that, right?

>>278635

Good luck with that. Josh believes that he'll hit the big time if he just sticks to doing this foxdick shit. He'll be one of the big boys then and all you 8channers will be locked out. You'll see.

Gonna happen any day now.

Aaaaaaanyyy…..day……now.

Any day…..NOW!

Aaannnnyyy……….

>>278624

If the last bastion of free speech is a gossip site centered around Chris Chan and his antics we are fucled

>>278637

Your autism is showing.

>>278642

That's what Null actually believes, though.

>>278592

Thetan swore up and down she got information from the gal-pals, even after she was outed. It wasn't just to fool Chris, it was to justify her own actions.

>>278629

>Null McCarthy asks a sperg if he's a CWCkiClubunist

Kek

>>278642

Hi Josh!

>>278674

hi noel

>>278016

I don't know how people can be that interested in Chris-Chan, it's funny seeing some stupid pics or posts from some autist. But a wiki? Writing long diatribes about his mental state? Priding yourself on you ability to recall every Chris-chan event on request?

They aren't making fun of him, or even fans of him, they want to be him, they want to wear his fucking skin. And that makes those former CWCwiki people fucking creepy as fuck.

>>278697

Most of the CWC stuff happened while a lot of these people were still fairly young and they hadn't seen anything like it before. It's something they came to identify with. There's also the cruelty aspect no one wants to admit to, but it's there regardless, particularly with the Thetan stuff.

>>278604

>Yep, foxdick does deserve to burn to the ground. Anywhere else, that person would've been banned and used as an example of going too far. But they're all so sick that they can't even see that.

Null allowed a secret subforum for Thetan's and Skyraider's operations. Then AFTER they revealed everything to the public Null claimed some sort of personal moral growth as a result and took the high road by closing it down.

>>278728

And gave a big sanctimonious sermon about it.

>>278607

This.

Josh actually doesn't like the "OPL" designation being used on the Farms because it conflicts with his narrative that the popularity of the Farms has nothing to do with Chris or any of the other sites related to Chris. Josh likes to think it's rather due to his own ability as a web community developer.

>>278732

I thought the entire reason it's popular is because it has a decently active userbase pooling info, and google indexes everything very well.

You search for a lolcow in google and 9/10 its in the first page.

Site would be better if Null and his buddies didn't have some weird personal autism vendetta threads against people absolutely no one knows or cares about outside of KF and SA

>>278733

The cwcki is still the primary driver of sight traffic. And of course he inherited a solid community from the cwcki forums. Pretty much every problem Josh had had with the site was when he deviated too far from this reality.

Guys, guys. Are we the lolcows?

>>278819

If that helps you sleep at night, foxdick.

>>278776

because the cwcwiki community sperged out?

>>278841

No one here is talking about you, Mark. Go bitch at KF.

Since Sam started writing again Josh propped this beautiful waste of money back up.

http://samuelcollingwoodsmith.exposed/

Truly the ride never ends.

>>278819

>Guys, guys. Are we the lolcows?

Here's a better question to ponder. Your site currently has an active thread on the Young Turks:

https://archive.is/kQQjX

Say what you will about TYT (and I assume that many people here disagree with TYT politically) but the main people associated with that group are more socially adjusted than Josh and most foxdicks. Cenk does have his cringey moment but by any criteria he's doing better in life than Null. What does it tell you that some of the people foxdicks consider as lolcows are less pathetic than Null?

>>278901

>he's doing better in life than Null

Because it's Null overcompensating and trying to prove he's better than other people in a fledgling attempt to get a vore chick to touch his peen despite that fact that she still talks shit about him as recently as this year.

>>278896

looks like the lawlsuit must have fell for josh/vordy to be writing about each other again.

>>278873

It's nothing compared to getting trolled by Jace, all the personal drama, being ridiculed for his political opinion pieces, the failures of lolcow email, wiki, and news, expanding the net so wide that Vordark and Donny Long decided to ruin his life…

>>278932

>Complains about ED being inaccurate i.e. Don't look at my ED article goys! It's all lies! I deserve to get their shekels not them!

>Uses ED as a source for the Young Turks thread on foxdick

Jesus, pick one.

It's ironic that Josh considers himself to be a Lolcow Cop when he shares so many aspects with Chris Chan, such as them both being banned from Lego forums.

How the fuck can you get banned from a Lego forum????!

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=176251.360

>>278776

I think the perfect term for this is "Mission Creep".

>>278901

That's just Josh displaying his Trump-loving powerlevel. Just waiting for the "Liberals" subforum to pop up any day day now. KF is slowly turning into Free Republic Jr.

>>278946

So lets say that the farms will survive (with Josh still at the helm) up until 2021 and Trump fails reelection… Will Josh allow a Trump election defeat salt thread?

>>278698

This, I was an early teenager during the golden age of Chris and those were good times, at the time that is. While I never really bought the whole "Chris is so horrible which is why he deserves to be trolled" moral justification crap and just enjoyed the show for sheer amusement, at the time I couldn't have possibly known about all the shit going on behind the scenes so I really believed Chris is this cartoony overdramatic goofball on the internet. Most of the people though never paid as much attention to it and stopped following Chris when he off the radar, hell there are still people who don't know he's a tranny since 2011 or believe that he's a troll.

Hatreon has put Josh under review, he cannot be given pledges at the moment:

https://hatreon.us/kf/ (no archive link because archive.is couldn't archive that page properly)

Josh thinks things will work out, says he has a plan B in case hatreon rejects him:

https://archive.is/KT2Tw#selection-3819.0-3913.14

>>278967

ffs sam works fast.

>>278932

Only Josh could get pissed that he's getting more money than ED despite not being featured like ED.

>>278967

>>278972

Imagine being so much of an alog you go after someone's payment processor.

>>278952

>Trump fails reelection

>/leftypol/ is this delusional

>>278983

Hi Josh!

>>278983

>implying you have to /leftypol/ to consider the possibility that Trump is not 100% guaranteed to be reelected

Do you masturbate while thinking about Donald? When using pronous to speak about Trump, do you capitalize them (i.e He and Him instead of he and him)?

>>278983

ha ha u mad

>>278946

but people have SA or Neogaf if they want a tranny loving circlejerk.

>278946

But Free Republic makes money.

What's funny is how weak and pathetic Josh is. He actually deleted Oliver and Donny Long's threads. What did he get for it? He got his payment processor suspended by Vordy.

>>279060

Holly crap he really did delete them:

https://archive.is/gd7cz

https://archive.is/k8HbG

Didn't Null say that ED is compromised because they deleted an article on Vordrak or some other person? And isn't deleting threads goes against Null's justification for e-begging? According to Null his site is a bastion of free speech which won't capitulate to intimidation, and yet apparently he's doing just that.

>>279064

>Didn't Null say that ED is compromised because they deleted an article on Vordrak or some other person?

OK, found it:

https://archive.is/BNvTG#selection-3123.0-3124.0

>Even with that reason it still happened. Anyone else could do the same now that it's a possibility. The entire website is compromised. It's like having an exploit in the software which lets people delete any article.

>>279064

What's super-pathetic and weak is he bargained for dirt on Vordrak, yet it looks like all Donny's leaks turned out to be fake. Vordrak is sitting their unsued, playing his stupid computer game and getting Josh's payment processor taken away.

Josh even said he would put the threads back up if it turned out to be fake, but he's too scared of Donny.

Imagine being scared of an unhinged AIDS infected homosexual, washed-out porn actor based in Bangkok.

>Imagine being scared of an unhinged AIDS infected homosexual, washed-out porn actor based in Bangkok.

Maybe Donny told Josh that he bought some pigs.

>>279071

>Vordrak is sitting their unsued, playing his stupid computer game and getting Josh's payment processor taken away.

Sam is just gamin and chillin and neetin while taking apart Josh's life brick by brick at the time and place of his choosing. B) Must sting to keep losing. Sad!

>>278989

>>279011

>>279013

>immediate response

>hurr only infinity never supports trump hurr

>backpedalling so hard on "guaranteed fail" to "i-it's n-not g-guaranteed r-reel-lection"

<projecting masturbation fantasies onto others

Don't worry kids, Bernie can still win.

>>279124

I'm sorry that the mean joke hurt your feelings.

(and that no one will ever use Infinity Never)

>>278932

Maybe he thinks I was kidding when I told him that the foxdicks have never made me laugh.

>>279124

>implying that i ever said trump is bound to lose in 2020

Does even pondering the mere possibility that Trump might lose the next election triggers you that much?

>>278932

I don't think Null understands that his site is the perfect mix of infantile/autistic and callous/spiteful to turn everyone away.

Is Joshua Moon getting better?

>>279306

His finances and future prospects certainly aren't.

>>278932

>whereas we have people who genuinely care about getting the right information

>people who genuinely care about getting

>genuinely care

THERE'S your problem.

>>279375

ed is making more money because they are more known than foxdickfarms or cow. they also take the site less seriously

>>279391

they also dont have a sped attacking every avenue of finance they have and also their mods are pretty chill

>>279455

I wouldn't even respond to him. His only goal in life is to get stickers and backpats for posting julay or salt from sites or people, and that includes any user on the site he thinks he can get it from (except his mod buddies)

I don't think I've ever seen him powerlevel at all so I figured he must be a long time redditor or wikipedia/rationalwiki/helldump user, those are the only guys that act in that weirdly autistic way.

>>279455

I've seen pictures of him. Looks like David Cross and is as smug too. Had his Facebook info too but he deleted it and even if he didn't, doxing is verboten here.

>>279455

Him and Cuck Norris sit in chat all day and blow one another.

>>279468

post dynastia's dox

>>279455

fuck off catparty

>>279391

It also helps that no one is trying to make a comfortable living off ED.

>>279468

You're being fucked with, m8.

>>279562

Dynastia likes doing it because he knows he can get away with it. Put him on your ignore list and watch him sperg out

Is it true that Josh restricted a female users account because she rejected him?

>>279462

>I don't think I've ever seen him powerlevel at all

He used to powerlevel a bit years ago before Null let the site devolve into a cannibalistic Lord of the Spergs.

>>279622

That's Cole Smithey. Wannabe film critic and Chris' not-as-awful-as-Chris-but-still-autistic-enough half brother.

Neoreactionary genius Mark Citadel's thread is based upon a false impression of his personality.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

Neoreactionary genius Mark Citadel's thread is absolutely true and will never be deleted

>>279676

Wrong. It is based upon a false impression of his personality.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

>>279684

I am Mark and can confirm that every word is true.

The blog you link to is a hoax.

>>279656

Holy shit! So Cole has been making fun of his brother for years online.

bump

hatreon still under review

damn that clyde cash

>>279470

> doxing is verboten here

Says who?

>>279815

It's odd because it's the last place that I expected Josh to get kicked out of.

My guess is that it's less to do with Sam and more to do with Joshie sperging at Hatreons owner about not being featured or something.

>>279856

watch as hatreon drops it cause it's not t worth the hassle

>>279856

I doubt that's the case unless some ween sent them the cap of Null bitching about ED in chat.

>>279876

We'll see in a few days as Null is in contact with Hatreons owner

>>279815

Still?

>>279855

Hey look, more activity that violates hosting and hatreon terms of use.

gg josh

>>279391

In my opinion, both sites have the wrong attitude to various degrees, and each could have benefited from a bit of each others'.

The CWCki used to exist to make it easier to make fun of Chris, but then they became obsessed with him and every little fucking detail about him. And when they hit bottom and weren't able to troll him, they started obsessing over other lolcows in the same way, and investigating anyone on the forum who didn't share this attitude, and never letting go of anyone, ever (see: >>276144).

ED used to be a chronicle of online drama, but when it made people mad, the editors decided it was more fun to just piss people off. Any edits existing solely to correct information tend to be reverted. Of course, this attitude came back to bite them in the ass - during one of their numerous moves, they accidentally put DMCA'd images back up, and now they're getting sued - in real life, not just ILL SUE YOU ON THE INTARNETS - and probably into oblivion since they'll never raise enough funds for a lawyer.

>>279947

Hatreon has TOS?

>>279979

Yes. They don't allow projects that promote criminal activity.

>>279856

People need to read Vordrak's article. Josh has been blacklisted not just by a bank or even by a payment system. Josh and foxdick Farms are now blacklisted by the card networks.

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=5204

It does not matter which bank Josh approaches - he has been blacklisted by VISA and Mastercard via the TMF / MATCH system.

Any application he makes is flagged for prior breach of terms (including fraud and money laundering, apparently) and then they drop-kick Nully to the kerb.

The same with Hatreon. If Hatreon breaks card network rules by allowing a banned vendor Hatreon will be banned from accepting cards for their users.

Josh is done.

>>280004

He could move entirely to bitcoin I guess.

>>280004

I wouldn't call sam a reliable source.

>>280004

Seriously, fuck off Sam. Porn sites have trod a well-worn path of jumping providers and finding an in at banks that will do processing for them. Their scrub rate for porn companies (the % of chargebacks they get) is astronomical compared to the industry at large, and with their deceptive practices they're always being shut down and forced to move. Yet they do, and it's a constant part of doing business.

He's just going to have to work harder and go further into the more grimy parts of the internet economy. At which point he may as well go full-on black hat, it's really a hell of a lot of bother for a tard forum.

>>279997

ti

oh yeah this is cuck norris

>280029

aka Floyd Kenyon

>>280032

why does the picture cutoff on his chin? is he a turkey man?

>>280017

There's some huge differences between an industry that makes money hand over fist and a forum that makes two-hundred dollars a month.

>>280084

Sure, but the risk is pretty non-existent. Take Josh's business and you have a bunch of fat autists and weird whispering trannies calling you up and stammering "y-you too" every few days. That's probably worth gouging Josh to accept his business and far less risky than taking porno dollars and trying to keep the scrub rate down.

WIth the crypto shit, Josh hasn't come close to exhausting all possibilities. The infamous "Lolcow, LLC" is all he has, of course he's going to try them all, and it seems in his personality to be stubborn as hell anyway.

>>280094

The problem is also one of accessibility. Sure, you COULD still toss neetbucks at the forum via bitcoin but like, man, that's a lot of effort to go through just to get those special rating stickers.

Personally I'm concerned about the big tag on the front page asking for anyone who has experiance running a VPS provider. Girldick hosting (lit. self-aware trannies hosting the current server) seem to be having some financial trouble and more and more Josh is running out of places that will host the farms.

S Nami Bog.

>>280104

no one really wants to host trolling sites these days. I'd say it's moving to things like discord or skype. Places where you can get some semblence of security

>>280106

These sites were always ephemeral and temporary. Then people tried to make a living from them: Josh and Sherrod. Quite a pair.

>>280107

he should count his losses and get a name change

>>280107

Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Josh doesn't give up that easily.

Well, except for that one time but that's like, ancient history now.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/7/1687026/-Paypal-s-canceling-white-supremacists-accounts-and-the-alt-right-is-pissed

DR;TL: Hatreon is for groups like Aryan Nations and KKK memebers to fund their rallies (and in some cases, bail money).

Seems bizarre they would allow in some fatass running a website dedicated to internet harassment. Richard Spenser would have to be truly desperate to allow the likes of Joshua Moon to stagger in and get an account.

>>280120

I didn't realize Spencer was a founder. Makes sense. I wonder if he knows they have a thread on him.

>>280123

Spencer didn't make it, he just uses it.

I also don't think the man gives a shit.

>>280125

My bad, a quote in the article said he founded but they then quote another source that says he simply uses. It's weird because I thought he was wealthy through other means.

>>280120

More generally, the alt-Right is against pedophiles, trolls of women and degenerates. Josh is a fat, degenerate troll pedophile. He hounded a young woman to her death.

The alt-Right regard him as a candidate for the ovens not a potential business partner.

>>280015

He's just reporting it as a professional journalist from Matthew Hopkins News.

>>280017

This is what I don't get. Places like Stormfront and Nambla manage but foxdick Farms is constantly under the gun.

>>280199

You're comparing apples and oranges here.

>>278952

If he does I doubt the thread will get any traction, the most prolific posters are deraged even for the alt-right

Neoreactionary genius Mark Citadel's thread is based upon a false impression of his personality.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

>>280441

No it isnt.

>>280199

That's my point. There are sites orders of magnitude more controversial than the Farms that have figured out how to stay online.

>>280441

I'd never heard of you before you started posting here, but now I know your personality is autistic.

>>280482

Mark is not autistic. His thread is based upon a faulty picture of his personality. Read the post on his blog, retard.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

>>280490

Anyone who posts their own shitty blog on /cow/ is autistic. Mark is dumb and autistic.

>>280490

Yes he is.

>>280490

Yes he is

>>280490

Yes he is

>>280503

>>280502

>>280504

How will Mark ever recover?!

>>280622

I heard drinking bleach cured autism,

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/trial-of-the-lolcow-whitepages.33300/

Handing out dox on lowcows to any member who requests it. Still totally not a troll forum.

>captcha: adoxwH

>>281008

Enjoy getting kicked from even more hosts, Josh.

Ween Hacker hacks PVCC for Farms of foxdick. (((Marvin))) was not hacked (((somehow))).

https://archive.is/nf0Gt

Forgot link

>>281085

Looks like Marvin took the whole server offline shortly after the leaks.

You'd think he would juke nuke the forum, but he took all of sonichu.com offline.

>>281086

At the risk of helping them along, that is not how native Russian speakers use English.

A construction like:

> please be seeing following

would be like a kid learning his multiplication tables suddenly solving trigonometry problems. It has no equivalent in the syntax of Russian (or any language I'm familiar with). It's worse than Bullwinkle.

So given that it's obviously faked… why?

>>280129

>trolls of women

LOL, so they believe in the pussy pass? Not exactly going to ingratiate them to their keyboard NEET core demographic.

Josh heard that Stormfront or whatever was kicked from GoDaddy and then Google and nearly shit his pants trying to get in contact with the the owners of them to help host them

>>281192

The owners of what, the Daily Stormer? The guy they have an active thread on?

Sure he did.

>>281171

stal kers of women. Thanks to Britbong now having more threads on him than Josh could ever dream of, the board ops have made a ton of wordfilters. Same thing happened when Nate "Whine Punch Man" Spergwood threw his tantrums here.

>>281115

PVCC and CWCki are no longer connected, especially since Marvin de-admined Cogs a couple of years ago.

>>281139

Dynastia is convincing everyone it's GRU.

>>281139

>>281232

I think this is an elaborate joke about Russian hackers and the DNC leaks.

>>280686

I heard neoreactionary genius Mark Citadel's thread on foxdick Farms is based upon a faulty picture of his personality.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2017/06/23/a-troll-assumes-my-identity/

>>281484

I heard you suck cock

>>281508

It's obviously a joke.

>>281521

And a really lame and tired one at that. Got old after the first couple posts. Isn't role-playing in posts against their forum rules? The only funny (and not even that much) poster who ever acted in character was that Hulk Hogan guy who I think isn't even part of the community any more

>>281586

> Isn't role-playing in posts against their forum rules?

Yep:

https://archive.is/lEI5q

What happened to cuck Norris? He usually farts around in chat but I haven't seen for a few weeks

>>283632

That's not Catparts, that's the photo he uses online for distraction.

>>283636

'The lies are just for fooling Chris' my ass.

>>283636

lol okay

if catparty gets doxxxxed will he go away like cuck norris did?

Null is whinning over his forum members being a bunch of retarded a-logs:

https://archive.is/kxg3Y

>>285132

I want to say he's drumming up drama for donations but…

>>285132

but they are though

the most prominent members straddle the line between troll and lolcow themselves. Like SA with more push to tell people not to dox themselves.

>>285197

SA is at least able to fund itself.

>>285210

KF could as well, if it wasn't for the fact that null literally wants a website that he does zero work on to pay all his living expenses because he will receive and ignore harassment from people being harassed. Seriously, he shits his pants and does nothing except bitch and moan.

>>285321

You know, Null's an idiot but I have to admire that he went out and decided to do his own thing with all the risk involved. Granted, it's on an incredibly stupid subject, but I can see a way that Null could make money off of the site:

1. Reach out to companies who don't give a shit about the cocks on foxdick to advertise there (your baddragon, animu waifu shit, bitcoin, etc.)

2. Network. Null seems to be doing this, but not with people that can help him. Rather than networking with nobodies following lolcows, network to people that can help you find new ways to generate revenue.

3. Build the (Pay)Wall. Yeah, SA is declining, but it's been around since the 90's. There are enough idiots that would give Josh $5 in membership fees to access the site.

Some suggestions that took me 5 minutes to think of and Josh is too caught up in stupid nonsense to try to profit off of the site. Can't even use Vordrak as an excuse anymore just from the fact that he hasn't done anything in months.

>>285336

> Network

His "networking" has basically been trying to take over communities and have them colonize a forum on KF. It's like a strategy out of the early 2000s, though, because once they're on his site there is no way to monetize them other than having them donate. A traffic play for a site like KF is kinda pointless today.

The middle aged female version of KF, gomi, is realizing that right now. Ad networks want nothing to do with it, few people want to connect their real names with it and its run by an autistic weirdo who wants to live and make friends from it.

With Vordy fucking with him every time he tries to make a dime from it, the solution is what pretty obvious. It's been there the whole time. It's a dumb hobby site and should be run like one. But he's pretty deep in the shit now, his name is absolute dirt and he seems determined to make it pay off for him because of that.

>>285336

>1. Reach out to companies who don't give a shit about the cocks on foxdick to advertise there (your baddragon, animu waifu shit, bitcoin, etc.)

No idea why he didn't try this, although most people nowadays use adblock so it's not going to help much.

>2. Network. Null seems to be doing this, but not with people that can help him. Rather than networking with nobodies following lolcows, network to people that can help you find new ways to generate revenue.

His goto plan was to try and conquor other little forums then intigrate them into his in hopes that some users who would come on would donate. Which now, they can't.

>3. Build the (Pay)Wall. Yeah, SA is declining, but it's been around since the 90's. There are enough idiots that would give Josh $5 in membership fees to access the site.

Great idea, but its too late for that now. Vordrak has royally fucked the site by screwing with Josh's payment method. Only a few people are going to bother with bitcoins simply out of convenience.

Unless there's some behind the scenes shit going on, the place is on a deathclock.

>>285321

What does Josh do all day? He does a bit of KF work, but is the rest spent gaming?

>>285466

Prob asking for asspats in chat

>>285451

Can confirm from lurking the sok thread there that's suddenly started having posts purged. Moralfagging faggotry out of nowhere because looking for information on the identity of Fred Fags, the guy who doxed people in his own group to blackmail them, "hurr don't stoop to his level", welcoming the former CuKs with open arms, it's pretty fucking sad.

Conveniently as soon as they started getting close, too.

>>285482

hi fred fuchs

anyone else feel like foxdick has fucked up the meaning of a lolcow? feels like literally everybody who does stupid shit on occasion gets a lolcow now, regardless of if they're actually funny/spergy or not

>>285572

>anyone else feel like foxdick has fucked up the meaning of a lolcow?

The best part is when there's a lolcow thread on a person who has a better life than Josh. I'd say Chipman is a lolcow but by most parameters the guy is doing better than Josh. An even better example is the Young Turks thread (https://archive.is/kQQjX) and the Keith Olbermann thread (https://archive.is/AKCRJ). Say what you want about Olbermann's or TYT's political views and style of commentary but these people are significantly outperforming Josh in every aspect of life. Question to all the foxdicks here: what does it say about Null that Uygur, a supposed lolcow, is making more money than him, has more influence than him and enjoys a better social and sex life than him?

>>285572

I just visited for the first time in about six months or so, and hadn't really done more than look around the CWC board then.

It's really weird, there's an insatiable thirst for new cocks, which means the kind of obsessive trolling of CWC is now carried over to everyone. This is very different from when I read the forums semi-regularly a couple of years ago, when users elsewhere would mock the obsessive thirst of the CWC-related boards tarding out about every little detail of Chris' life he shared. The CWCification of the farms, I guess, even though Josh even changed the name of the forums to get away from their ID with Chris.

There is a post about Alison Rapp that is 700 pages long, and the most recent posts were entirely about dissecting her twitter posts about her eating habits (spoiler: foxdicks found them lacking.) All of the long threads are like this: the users' inability to let a subject go means they apply an autistic, laser-like focus on the minutiae in a way that appears more unhinged than a skank with borderline personality disorder.

The same thirst leads to a constant search and promotion of "new lolcows," few of which ever pan out. But they'll post 30 pages of nonsense trying.

>>285611

The obsession exists because we arn't allowed to say mean things about the leader of free speech on his site.

>>285471

He fails at this too, chat empties out whenever he gets on (minus his toadies)

>>276091

>That being said, on most sites once they kick someone out that's it and everyone moves on or they have a ban thread where they talk about for a day-two days tops. On foxdick, they'll still talk about those idiots years after the fact

Nah, thats normal.

>>278901

????….so?

That doesnt change things. Especially with Olbermann.

>>280004

Wow. Vordrak be connected with super kikes.

>>280199

>>280120

Those turds are part of the system.

Siwicky… I dunno. Not part of anything really.

>>285799

I think Sammys just talking out his ass tbh fam

>>285816

So then what happened to Josh's payment processor

>>285856

the more belivable story I heard is that it actually used paypal through some autistic method. Vordy did his ol' reportin schtick and got it taken down, which surprised me because I thought he had a bulletproof payment processor.

Afterwards he tried using weevs patreon clone (hatreon) and I dont fully know why that was taken down but the rumor I heard is that Vordy reported that stolen cards were being used to fund it to weev (which Vordy likely put in himself) and well, Josh isn't exactly known for being nice to people. Even ones he likes.

While I woulden't say being blacklisted from the biggest card dealers is impossible, it sure as hell is improbable and despite what Vordy would say on the matter, Josh hasn't been involved in anything super-major like mass fraud or money laundering which they would shut you down for

>>285859

It's funny. If Vordrak didn't respond at all, the thread would likely get locked and people wouldn't have given a shit about him. Can't be lulzy if you don't give people lulz after all. Instead, he goes on an autistic crusade that brought foxdick to its knees and instead of hanging up the cleats, Vordrak decides to press even harder.

I really don't want to side with Josh, but Vordrak had no problem with getting Josh's mom fired from her job while foxdick was down and that isn't right at all. Wouldn't be sad if foxdick shut down for good, but fuck Vordrak.

>>285860

Its been speculated by foxdicks that the reason why Vordy has this autsitic crusade going on is that he wants to ride it for publicity much in the same way Milo road himself to relevancy during Gamergate.

For the record, foxdickfarms would have stayed down if Vordy hung up his cleets then.

>>285860

>>285881

Nah, getting the mom fired and trolling Josh when the site was down was Donny Long. Think he still has a thread here somewhere.

Vordrak tends to silence punctuated by something of Josh's getting destroyed and Vordy gloating. To be fair to Vordrak, he hides his power level until whatever he's doing is dun.

Vordrak has destroyed Josh. His family have disowned him, he is thousands of shekels in debt and the users of his board hate him. Googling him reveals endless evidence of his racism, pedophilia and stupidity.

Null is so rekt it is painful to watch.

>>285859

>>285989

I love the way Foxdicks come in here with their bullshit. After KF went down Josh came up with various autistic ruses to keep it up and pretend he had passed it on to someone else whilst OMFG SEKRETLY RUNNING IT HIMSELF!!!!

He then told LikeICare about all this and got royally screwed over by ED. Josh also got caught red-handed admitting it in KF chat by Vordrak himself, who was apparently lurking.

After foxdickFarms came back Josh then had an autistic temper tantrum and banned LikeICare for life, cementing his awesome relationship with ED.

The truth is that this all started because the foxdicks are a bunch of autistic lolcows so spiteful and degenerate they troll and harass the weak and disabled and their entire families.

Dynastia tried to throw his nonexistent foxdick weight around and ran into an implacable psychopath.

Imma need more popcorn.

>>285991

I saw a comment in foxdick chat about Josh wanting to sabotage ED's advertising. He thinks that if he does ED will go down. Any source for this?

>>285993

Makes sense. He admits that he can't stop being angered by the continued presence of cwcki.club despite it getting substantially less traffic than the Farms.

>>285995

What the fuck?! Source? Why would Josh get upset over that nonsense if 95% of the users are active foxdicks?

>>285991

I'm pretty sure LikeIcare has been unbanned though

>>285989

For all we know the whole plot was an intentional thing by Josh to drive up donations.

But Vordrak? Stop trying to be stealthy. It doesn't work and you look like a sped every time.

>>286001

How DARE Glaive (who totally was trying to usurp his rule) run his own site?

That's why, bucko.

>>285797

>????….so?

It means that if those people are worthy of lolcow threads then Null is definitely worthy of one, it's time for the foxdicks to demand he'll be halal'd.

>>286004

>I'm pretty sure LikeIcare has been unbanned though

I doubt that, when I try to access his profile it says it's not available: https://archive.is/xdZdw

What's interesting though is that Glaive has been unbanned:

https://archive.is/wt3hb#selection-1631.0-1646.0

>>286011

Actual celebrities/media personalities shouldn't count. No matter how psycho they are. That's not what the site's for.

>>286015

>No matter how psycho they are.

Not sure if I agree with you about that but the thing is that Cenk and Olbermann don't seem that fucked up. If Chris is the measuring stick for what's a lolcow than these people aren't lolcows.

>>286011

Null had a thread (albiet a joke one) that he deleted.

I'm legit surprised about unbanning Glaive although to be fair Hotwheel's old account (copypaste) isnt banned either.

>>286020

Those guys are professional broadcasters. It's just Null forcing his political opinions on the site as usual.

>>286024

>Null complaining about safe spaces

hahahahahahahaha

>>280004

>all this shit

>over running a shitty forum made for laughing at lolcows

That it's this easy to make payment processors, web hosts, and domain registrars drop people shows a far deeper problem than people realize. A sick society.

>inb4 people think this is ok because infinity never ever's creator is being affected

>>280120

>implying

>spreading fake news

The entire thing of hatreon is to be an alternative to patreon that kicks people off for wrongthink (pretty sure this site alone used to be on it). You know, the site that lets pedos like nyberg use it but you host a site like 8chan that has no ownership nor control over what people post beyond that which is required by US law and you can't use it because muh feels.

>>285989

>muh racism

Who gives a shit, nigger?

>>286015

>lolcows can't be lolcows if they're rich and famous

Literal trolling.

>>286048

Fucking britbong wordfilters.

troll shielding

>>286048

>Who gives a shit, nigger?

Potential employers? If you're saying racist stuff online and it's tied to your real life identity (as is the case wtih Null) it can damage your employment prospects. It shouldn't be this way but then again the wrold ain't fair.

It doesn't really matter that much though in Null's case since he isn't looking for employment to begin with. If I were him I wouldn't have looked for a job either, his current path in life as a lolcow tycoon is far more profitable than any normie job.

>lolcows can't be lolcows if they're rich and famous

Wouldn't go as far as to argue that but I would say that some of the celebrity "lolcows" foxdicks farms has threads on aren't really lolcows. What makes Cenk or Olbermann lolcows?

>>286063

>his current path in life as a lolcow tycoon is far more profitable than any normie job.

Ooo, I woulden't go that far…

>What makes Cenk or Olbermann lolcows?

They say dumb shit.

>>286071

>They say dumb shit.

That's not the standard if someone is a lolcow or not. It's a lot more than that, foxdick.

>>286085

if theres some magical rubric that tells if someone is a lolcow or not then I want to see it

>>286088

It's not complicated. Does this person continue to respond to attempts at trolling on the Internet/real life in a hilarious manner? Do they lack the ability to stop? That's a lolcow.

>>285572

How to be a lolcow on The All-New foxdick Farms:

Disagree with /pol/

>>286091

>Does this person continue to respond to attempts at trolling on the Internet/real life in a hilarious manner? Do they lack the ability to stop? That's a lolcow.

Is John Paul Neumann (aka "Chloe Sagal") a lolcow? On the one hand his delusions and lashing out against various "enemies" is hilarious. On the other hand he doesn't lash out against trolls but rather against people whom he (delusionally) percieves to have done wrongs to him e.g John Flynt didn't try to troll him but he got a death threat from Neumann anyhow.

>>286111

Well to be fair they do have threads on various manosphere and alt-right figures e.ig Emily Youcis and Andrew Anglin.

>>286091

No, because then you'd have to shut down threads after a lolcow offed themselves or some shit.

>>286130

They already do this, they shut down Julie Terryberry's thread after it was confirmed she killed herself.

>>286063

>It shouldn't be this way but then again the wrold ain't fair.

Nah it should be, if you can't service people because of your personal beliefs over race or religion then a potential employer should have the right to not hire them.

You wouldn't hire a radical Muslim to be a bouncer for a gay bar afterall

>>285572

speak of the devil

https://archive.is/7TNFJ

What ever happened to katsu kitty? Did he fuck off or is he just using an alt?