/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

Why do foxdicks think Sam is getting sued?

>>274638

Because imaginating that makes them think all their problems will go away. It's a common autism trait

>>274638

Because Sam is writing panicky blog, sorry, "news," posts about getting lumped in with Donny Long and others. He has good reason to be concerned. Josh is celebrating prematurely though because it's not inevitable.

Are you still an Evanescence fan, Sam?

>>274638

Because Americans don't hire Carter-Ruck to deal with other Americans.

So there's still no proof that Sam is getting sued? SAD!

>>274702

Cool speculation bro.

>>274720

>Josh is a sizefag

Explains the autism :^)

>>274695

>>274706

>t. britbong

candicelynnpotter.com now redirects to the foxdick thread on Vordrak. Who's the real winners and losers of this autistic union?

>>274707

I find it humorous that Sam pretends to be a lawyer in his e-mails. Not sure about the UK, but in the US it's a crime to do so.

>>274766

>asking for evidence of foxdick pipe dreams makes someone britbong

hi foxdick, how's null using that donation money

>>274794

However annoying some find him, Vordrak has now passed his UK lawyer's exams and has represented people in court as a McKenzie Friend. The link in his email is real. Whether you would ever want to be represented by Sammy is another question, but to be fair to him the judge in the case he linked to did in fact praise him. More importantly, like almost everyone Null trolls, Vordrak has done more in his life than Null ever has.

It's not a high bar though. Just by graduating High School Vordrak did more than Null. Even Christian Weston Chandler has a more successful business than Null. CWC has not had his family disown him. CWC has had more consensual sexual partners than Null.

>>274884

Null has never had a consensual sexual partner. The closest he came was a drunk chick at a foxdickfarms meetup. By drunk, I mean passed out.

>>274720

I fapped

>>274885

I heard he got lucky with one of Jim's pigs

>>274884

Are you actually licensed to practice law, Sam? I didn't mean McKenzie Friend, which anyone can do.

>>274884

Piss off, Sam.

recently josh was bragging that he got banned from darksidephil's stream chat. he thinks that the autists who mod phil's stream know who he is and don't just mute and ban anyone who announces they're from foxdick. maybe he's looking to get in with fred fuchs and get some of that sweet detractor YT revenue since the foxdick donations aren't coming in as fast as he hoped.

>>274914

Imagine how pathetic one's life must be if they're bragging about being banned from a stream chat.

Huh.

You know, I started as a /b/tard with /pol/ leanings, finally settling for /co/faggot, probably why I'm a degenerate but as I dwell in this amazing world of lolcows you got to admire how ingrained are lolcows in the imageboard subculture, possibly every anon is a potential lolcow.

I've been lurking the foxdickfarms recently to know more about them and it has come to my attention that all of the userbase are a bunch of sanctimonious pricks and ironically the place that encourages to have fun and not A-Log is full of A-logs with :feels: icons on their comments about how traumatized they have become and the lolcow deserves jail for absolutely nothing illegal while this Anonymous Imageboard where you could A-log without consequences is the place where the fun is had.

Is foxdickfarms a by-product of imageboards like Anonymous and Kekistan?

Does making fun of lolcows with an username gives you the feeling of some moral high ground?

Then why do they seem to hate imageboards so much? Why would anyone prefer foxdickfarms rather than imageboards.

>>274935

>Why would anyone prefer foxdickfarms rather than imageboards?

Because these people are really lonely. Foxdick is full of lonely lonely people. That place is probably the only place where they don't feel lonely.

>>274936

I know is a weird thing to ask right now but got nostalgic.

Where does m00t stands in all this?

>>274937

Nowhere. You can lurk more on >>>/newspaper/ where you can find out, that foxdicks was formerly the CWCiki forums. Null upgrade their software to Xenforo and took it over.

>>274912

This post is libelous. I am not being "pimped out". I have sex with strangers of my own volition. As a future politician, I think it is very important that the right of sex workers be understood and respected by the populace. I hope to one day legalize child prostitution and bestiality so that my lover Joshua can fulfill his neko shota fetish.

Kind Regards,

Sam Smith

They closed my thread on foxdickfarms. Jolly good.

>>275126

Null caves again. Shocking!

>>275126

Don't make me open it again fatty.

>>275134

Now now, Joshy. There's no need to do that. I have already surrendered my heart to you and the proceeds from our prostitution business are being used to fund your site. You should be grateful, having a politician like me on your side.

With all the shit that josh and the sites onne, why haven't any of the lolcows with money actually pool the money together tried to sue the genius who embraced the dox. and would put legal letters up on the site?

>>275144

For the same reason ED has been up since 2005 and is still around today. Plus, Joshua has my protection now. I will act as the official lawyer of foxdickfarms is any legal troubles come.

>>275149

vordrak

go out and sue to the extreme

>>275126

Seriously? After all the shit Josh talked about ED for removing cocks about Vordark, he bends knee to Sam? ==What a cuck!==

>>275185

>>275185

Oh, don't worry, Josh will re-open it eventually, just like how he brought back foxdick Farms. He's waiting for Vordy to move another piece in this autistic game of chess between two gm-level retards, so he can re-open the thread yell "CHECKMATE" and act all smug. And then Vordy will cuck him again and act all smug, and so on and so on, until one or both an hero or go postal somewhere. Little do they both know that everyone who isn't in their respective personal armies is laughing at both of them equally hard, and there can't really be a "winner." Just sit back; the ride won't end for a while.

>>275189 On that note, I think being untrustworthy and ready to backstab at a moment's notice for some sweet e-fame or acceptance seems to be a key trait of lolcows. IME they aren't really capable of keeping their word and forging long-lasting bonds of loyalty, so any "truce" involving a lolcow tends to be fragile. It's probably why they tend to be so lacking, socially. I think this has already been documented in SJW cows; I recall hearing talk of "SJW cannibalism"

I have defended foxdickfarms in court and we have won. I decimated Melinda Leigh Scott so thoroughly that the case was over before my lover Joshua realized it was happening. Let this be a reminder that true love conquers all.

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/2017-06-22-scott-v-moon.32111/

Kind Regards,

Sam Smith

>>275215

Your link is broken and you should feel bad.

Vordy still has a thread, Donny Long was even nice enough to donate his url as a shortcut.

candicelynnpotter.com

>>275291

Jawsh locked the thread. He gave in. All is lost.

>>275250

Eat my asshole, you dumb nigger.

Kind Regards,

Sam Smith

>>275326

Still getting buttblasted by Sam, eh foxdick?

>>275381

I think we found a basic idea of how josh would lawyer

>>275381

Oh, I hope he goes for it. I dont think it will end well for him at all

>>275436

Would be worth a slight chuckle to see him flunk out of school again. He'd need to pass the GED first though and he's too lazy and unfocused for that.

>>275481

He already got that

>>275490

The only thing he got is bumbum herpes from selling his cracka crack on the streets with me.

>>275501

I can't believe Sam has you this upset.

>>275490

Nah, he flunked out of high school.

>>275519

He actually quit because he wanted to play the martyr card for some kid getting in trouble for playing with Netsend and because he took empty accusations seriously.

>>275481

That would imply he is employable at this point. Just google his name and look at what you will find

>tfw u fucked with the wrong bull

feels bad man

>>275527

Somehow, I doubt that's how it actually went and that Josh is making up events to look like the hero as always.

>>275556

Jowsh is more of a bear than a bull tbh.

>>275571

I don't remember it all that clearly, but it went something like this.

>Null learns how to use netsend and some other skid stuff like every high schooler ever

>Tells some other guy how to do it

>Other guy sends a message to every computer in the school or something

>Other guy ets in trouble and allegedly has a meltdown because he can't contain his assburgers enough to explain what happened clearly

>Null heroically sacrifices himself by quitting school since a teacher said that he killed a teacher with his autism by giving her a heart attack after he admitted or some other obvious bullshit

tldr null fucked up the rest of his life because some guy was autistic, a teacher was autistic, and he was autistic.

>>275593

>Null heroically sacrifices himself by quitting

I'm noticing a pattern here.

>>>/sudo/41588

>>>/sudo/41589

>>>/sudo/41613

>>>/sudo/41661

And gone is the peace inside the Null thread. :^)

>>275604

I don't know how that's supposed to disrupt the thread but way to go I guess?

>>275604

Sup NotJosh?

>>275623

Nope. Just wait for him…

>>275593

You can get your GED online easily enough. I myself only got through high school because I gave daily blowies to the principal.

>>275624

hi josh

>>275627

Joshua and I do not yet share an address. He doesn't want to move to the UK and I would prefer not to move to the USA since I am involved in British politics. I aim to one day become the queen of England.

>>275628

how are things josh?

>>275637

That's not me. I'm me.

>>275593

>>275599

>Null and some other punk do skiddie shit

>Other guy who Josh showed how to do skiddie shit gets caught

>Has a tantrum

>Lets out that Josh showed him how to skiddie

>As a result, they expel Josh

>Josh explains this shit as a heroic sacrifice

Not hard to decipher.

>>275628

i bet you mum misses you josh do you ever call her and ask about things?

>>275648

Hey there poopsie pie! Have you received the semen I sent you in the mail yet? I ejaculated straight into the envelope for you.

>>275650

He specifically quit and wasn't expelled.

>>275668

Doubt

>>275668

Is that not worse?

>>275668

Either way, after he got expelled or he quit, he started taking his coursework at a community college and then quit that as well because "a diploma is just a piece of paper."

Honestly I kind of wonder if he actually failed out considering how dumb he is.

>>275530

He could get a job at taco bell or something they don't give a shit. To get a manager position or something though he'd need the ged.

>>275668

He told some people in ye olden days that he dropped out due to bullying, though that may have been to get sympathy. The point being you'll likely never get the truth about it one way or another.

>>275747

He used to work at Taco Bell but in recent years sees that sort of thing as being beneath him. With his newish anti-authority streak ("No one can tell me what to do reeeeeeee") it's more likely he refuses to get a job rather than expecting to be passed-over for someone else. His attempts to monetize KF and duck taxes are the best he's got in his head. If he can't get the swank coding gig he thinks he deserves, he won't settle for any other kind of work, even if it's more easily obtainable.

>>275752

He's looking for a swank lawyer gig now.

Honestly I totally hope he goes for it. Josh is great at dealing with other people, so I can fully see him being the next billion-dollar lawyer, especially given what you find when you google his name.

>>275787

there's also a whole ethics thing lawyers have to pass, but I guess that depends on what area of law he would want to enter into. but I'd take his outburst with a grain of salt. it read more like he was pissed that people disagreed with him than him seriously thinking about going into law

>>275787

There is no need for Joshua to become a lawyer. I am foxdickfarms official lawyer and I will defend it tooth and nail in court if I must. When I become queen of England, I will redirect every Brittish government website to foxdickfarms.

This homosexual is threatening to hurt my boyfriend because I destroyed him in court.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=sLwMgiDFoVU

That's very stupid of him. He used to come to me to get rimjobs all the time, now I'll have to say no.

>>275813

>>275826

slow day for you foxdicks isn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-mM6KWshE

now i see why youre so upset. he used legal skills to dox joshie boy. so he never left florida? lel

>>275835

Now now, there's nothing to worry about. My legal skills far exceed his. If this man tries anything, I will humiliate him in court (and maybe in bed, if he's into that).

seeing people falling for what is almost certainly the foxdickfarms bogryman pretending to be sam is quite funny

Also, hopefully null can become an actual lawyer

>>275836

of course youre gay josh, you live in florida. that's not breaking news

>>275839

I have to question your reading comprehension if you think anyone is falling for NotSam.

I have to question your grasp on reality if you think someone with the public history, lack of discipline, and crippling financial issues of Null can become a lawyer.

>>275840

Josh and I are pansexual. I will legalize bestiality and pedophilia in England so that my lover Joshua can travel here and fulfill his neko shota fetish by making love to underage animals.

>>275845

>Josh and I

You're only one person, Josh.

Say, lads, is it normal for smegma to smell like fish?

http://www.adultfyi.com/vordrak-samuel-collingwood-smith-sam-smith-benvolastar-matthew-hopkins-news-busted-in-thailand-raping-a-14-year-old-boy/

I just found this. This is fake news. Donny said he would leave me alone if I took down all my articles. This is libelous fake news.

Just saw that numerous variations of Null's full name in URL form aren't registered and are going very cheaply.

Oh ho ho time to pull a foxdickfarms

>>275849

You mean pull a Donny Long?

>>275752

>The point being you'll likely never get the truth about it one way or another.

Would be cool if we could get some dox related to that. They're the Josh equivalent of the Chris Chan Autism Papers.

I have Null's dox. This is where he will be for the next few months, before he goes back to the US of A.

11 By The Mount Welwyn Garden City Hertfordshire AL7 3SY United Kingdom

>>275860

>This is where he will be for the next few months, before he goes back to the US of A

>>275628

>He doesn't want to move to the UK

Your gimmick posting is inconsistent and severely lacking in quality, -5 stars.

>>275876

Posted in previous a thread.

>>275876

This picture was taken post coitus. The white stuff in the picture is my cum.

>>275876

>relatively new

>snow

>in July

>>275904

Compared to the ones floating around that were taken when he was still living in Florida.

>>275913

He's still in Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-mM6KWshE

>>275914

Dead link

>>275915

NotSam posted a video by some nobody whose case against Null was thrown out in court. In a video the same nobody uploaded an hour later he called bullshit on Null living in Oregon because the papers initially served regarding the case were signed and accounted for by a US marshal in Florida, perhaps at his mother's address.

I may have the terminology incorrect, but my understanding is that for the case to advance as far so as to be thrown out in court the initial papers have to be served to the other party and I think signed, At the bare minimum he had confirmation that they were served successfully. So Null is still in America's wang.

>>275917

If they were served to the wrong person it can get thrown out.

>>276004

I believe they were signed for or had some sort of confirmation.

Just remember that if you sue Joshy, I will defend him in court!

>>275849

Have you purchased them yet? Make sure to tell us about your new site so we can give constructive criticism. :)

>>276020

I don't get the joke.

>>276026

What joke? I just want to see Anon's fan site about my lover.

>>276035

I still don't get the joke.

>>275876

Mmmmm, I love me some fresh Josh.

No takers yet on some dope ass shops?

>>275876

Going for the Steve Bannon look I see.

>>276194

Wuarte?

>>276139

hi josh

I am proud to say that I have gotten my hands on the foxdickfarms donor list! Here it is in full.

Samuel Collingwood Smith

Samuel Collingwood Smith

Samuel Collingwood Smith

Oliver D. Smith

Samuel Collingwood Smith

Samuel Collingwood Smith

>>276007

It's not a fedex oackage. If they were signed for by someone else it's not legal service. Probably a lazy server which is very common.

>>276303

Why is poland the one playing with horses? I'm not aware of poland being that way.

>>276331

I don't get it. Your jokes continue to be shit.

>>276337

But who would sign it in the first place if Josh isn't there? If it was served to him or his LLC why would his mother, who I assume is still there, or some rando sign?

>>276351

Actually it probably wasn't "signed for," just accepted. Probably went something like Server: "Is Josh here?"

Mom: "No he–"

Server: "Okay here" <thrusts his mom the papers and walks off to go get his fee>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL3Wwo6RGyw

>>276348

Joshua is hung like a horse and I play with him all the time.

>>277343

hi null how's them vore commissions

https://hatreon.us/kf/

Looking here, he's begging for money again. I think he's becoming more of a cow.

>>278623

Remember when he pretended to be in wikileaks? I think he's under some delusion the internet will gladly fund his living expenses and site because he's sacrificing his own well-being to change the world by operating the last bastion of free speech.

>>278624

If the last bastion of free speech is a gossip site centered around Chris Chan and his antics we are fucled

Null is a dull lull.