Dave in New York

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Dave in New York Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 08:19:18 70a076 No.264801

Dave in New York, or HudsonValleyGuy, is a bipolar apsie on both a lovequest and a jobquest. Despite being a welfare leech and pro-Bernie, he likes to call into several libertarian talk shows, such as Radical Agenda and Free Talk Live.

With regards to the love quest: He wants a woman who talks about sex all the time. He has several interesting escapades. For example, at one point, he went home to a woman in order to talk to her. When he knocked she didn't open, but he could hear she was home, so he started calling her a liar for pretending to be away and continued knocking. He later called her out as being a liar on several different talk shows.

He wants a job, but a good job. He is terrified of taking an entry-level position because he would lose welfare. He instead wants a good job, that fits his specific expectations (ex: during the summer he wanted an outdoors job). He has made several videos to potential employers, begging to get hired.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/138625099870393/videos/vb.138625099870393/141360752930161/?type=2&theater

YouTube (HudsonValleyGuy1): https://www.youtube.com/user/hudsonvalleyguy1

YouTube (HudsonValleyGuy1): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7K3PhE-kkgW754Y4u034Mg

YouTube (HudsonValleyGuy11): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC67Ln6N1wbq824dtAdTLF_A

YouTube (HudsonValleyGuyVideos): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT1842g2XVXWAjkXdm4X8QA

Youtube (BigDaddy53233): https://www.youtube.com/user/BigDaddy53233/

Periscope: https://www.periscope.tv/hvguy313/1OyJAoNYrQgKb

Twitter (12.5K protected tweets): https://twitter.com/hvguy313?lang=en

It is entirely possible that there are more. I'm fairly certain that he's on several dating apps,

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 08:21:06 70a076 No.264802

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>>264801

I was going to replace the video (which was one of the worse ones, anyways) with these images, but I forgot to remove the video, so they didn't attach.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 08:21:41 70a076 No.264803

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WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN, WHO, LIKES TO TALK ABOUT ""SEX STUFF"" ALL THE TIME??

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 08:27:32 70a076 No.264804

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>>264801

>at one point, he went home to a woman in order to talk to her. When he knocked she didn't open, but he could hear she was home, so he started calling her a liar for pretending to be away and continued knocking. He later called her out as being a liar on several different talk shows.

Here is one of several clips where calling into Free Talk Live talking about it.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 08:29:19 70a076 No.264805

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>>264801

He uploads several videos every day, including about banal things like checking his mail.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 08:31:08 70a076 No.264806

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>>264801

LIST OF THINGS I HATE - (WOMEN)

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 12:54:53 70a076 No.264956

this guy is hilarious. did he ever do that cage match with James from arizona?

those 2 retards killing eachother would be pure entertainment.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 14:52:46 70a076 No.265066

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>>264956

>retards

Don't call him that. He doesn't like being made fun of.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 15:55:10 70a076 No.265079

>>264801

Man, this guy has cow potential. I'm gonna troll him to the point he breaks down and mentions us on Cantwell's show.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 15:56:16 70a076 No.265080

>>265079

I can pretend to be a woman.

:^)

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 18:18:58 70a076 No.265102

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>>265079

He is certainly julayable. The 1st Irregulars posted this video, which made him respond on facebook (I've lost the post).

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 18:20:20 70a076 No.265104

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PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO HVGUY313 , PROVE YOU'RE A REAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING

Just like with checking his mail, he has several videos of this type, where he screams "PROVE YOU'RE REAL" and rambles questions to the camera.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 18:25:11 70a076 No.265106

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>>264802

>around $100

Outside of thrift store shit, that's going to be a shit quality camera. Low-end 2003 era point and shoot photo camera with video camera option-tier.

Also he looks oddly similar to a fatter-faced version of vid related

Anonymous 04/23/17 (Sun) 05:42:14 70a076 No.265225

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this is a great find anon.

loved this vid

Anonymous 04/23/17 (Sun) 13:55:07 70a076 No.265245

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>>265104

He made another one of these yesterday. He has several. This one was quite funny.

Anonymous 04/24/17 (Mon) 07:06:17 70a076 No.265349

>MIKE H UR FUCKING DEAD

>MOOK H OR AKA MIKE H OR WHATEVER, GUESS WHAT? I WILL FUCKING KILL U FOR CALLING. ME. A. PEDOFILE. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Video: https://www.facebook.com/138625099870393/videos/vb.138625099870393/141360752930161/?type=2&theater

Anonymous 04/29/17 (Sat) 22:17:41 70a076 No.266110

Bumping for lolcow potential

Anonymous 05/06/17 (Sat) 18:41:19 bf267a No.267084

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Dave called in to Radical agenda (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl5WylhF0V0 around 50 minutes) yesterday to talk about a woman trolling him and treating him as a slave by asking him to take the garbage out.

Anonymous 05/06/17 (Sat) 21:24:59 bf267a No.267092

>>267084

>trolling

I wrote a-b-u-s-i-n-g sarcastically, but apparently there is a wordfilter in case I was whining about trolls.

Anonymous 05/07/17 (Sun) 07:53:41 21176c No.267145

>>267084

Also very funny to see cantwell go from pregnant tier fat to built

Anonymous 05/07/17 (Sun) 08:09:44 da5318 No.267146

>>265245

I'M THAT GUY

Anonymous 05/07/17 (Sun) 15:20:45 881d54 No.267174

No offense my man, this guy certainly sounds nuts, but you samefagged multiple times in the thread and now I can't trust your opinion.

Anonymous 05/07/17 (Sun) 15:26:58 3d47a7 No.267175

>>267174

It's a bug moron.

Anonymous 05/07/17 (Sun) 17:31:56 da5318 No.267184

I've been watching him move lately. His place is pretty gross but /cow/ has desensitized me. He's like a functional version of that toothless Robert cat-embalmer.

Anonymous 05/08/17 (Mon) 13:38:56 ccfad3 No.267280

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>>264801

Cantwell talked about Dave today. Apparently he likes to write erotic texts, and has asked several women to record a reading of them for him. Now, however, he has gotten the idea to use a text-to-speech program to read it for him. It's supposedly half an hour long, and Cantwell plays part of it on his show. If you want to listen to it, it's at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIleWTNdYw at timestamps (h:mm) 1:31, 1:56, 2:28.

I went to (one of) his channel(s) to find it, but I didn't. I did however find two other things:

>1: His gmail

hudsonvalleyguy@gmail.com

>2: The video

BLAH BLAH BLAH RADICAL AGENDA BLAH BLAH BLAH

Anonymous 05/08/17 (Mon) 17:50:22 da5318 No.267319

>>267280

Only experienced /cow/men are going to want to wade through his half-hour long, run-on sentence-filled, "erotic" screeds read in moonman's voice.

They are really especially irritating.

Anonymous 05/08/17 (Mon) 20:37:32 1c24d6 No.267364

>>267174

He also said Cantwell was a true and honest libertarian, which is funny. But it doesn't detract from the fact Dave strikes me as the type of guy that would get multiple threads here as time continues to go on.

Anonymous 05/09/17 (Tue) 09:36:57 ccfad3 No.267520

>>267174

>>267364

OP here.

I don't care if you consider Cantwell a "real libertarian", whatever the hell that is. He is against welfare and welfare leaches. His "use big gov to defeat leftists" ideas are rather new and Dave has followed him since before that (when he was on Freetalk Live >>264804 ). I pointed out that it's strange for a pro-Bernie welfare leech like Dave to like Cantwell.

As >>267175 (not me) pointed out. It's a bug, not actual samefagging. I'm ccfad3 (work), bf267a (home) and some of the 70a076 (home) posts, but many posts from 70a076 are not mine.

>>267319

>Implying it's not actually erotic.

It's a true masterpiece, and really entertaining. The irritation nothing compared to listening to the esoteric ramblings of Jahans.

Anonymous 06/07/17 (Wed) 12:24:25 ccfad3 No.272074

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