/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>242521

Tim will never leave the internet even if he's quiet. He lurks here, and still tries to report us for making fun of him.

There's got to be way to make him learn his lesson.

>>242623

Julaying and editing his shit? Exposing him to god-awful R34 on shit he likes?

Maybe.

Wait a minute, actually no. I take that back. That would easy for anybody to do.

>>242623

But then the ride would end, anon. We've been through this with Chris more than once.

That wouldn't be any fun, now would it?

>>242672

The ride never ended; it got worse when he went full tranny and psycho. Chris is scary more than funny these days.

>>242623

No one really wants to stop him let alone waste the time to fuck with him. If anything, some of us actually tried to get him to do something with his shitty ideas, yet he insists on hoping CN will drop Asian whores and loads of money and asspats on his lap for shit-posting one shit-fanfiction after another. He's one of the few cows that isn't a piece of shit like Dobson (sjw manchild) or Nick Bate (psychotic sex offender).

>>242730

The best way to fuck with a lolcow is to let them shoot itself in the foot, or do things by yourself (but you better be funny about it, faggot). Patience is key.

>wet dream wikia

Some folks already beat you to that, but Tim doesn't go to his own wikia these days.

>>242637

Shitting on his nostalgia tends to make him upset (but not through R34 porn because that makes him horny. You don't want him to be a horny pedophile). He'll get upset if you draw LeeLee decapitated, or tell him Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack are forgettable, overrated cartoons. Heck, Tim even gets angry if you say anything bad about PPG let alone new PPG (He's in denial about CN & the sjws ruining PPG).

http://www.retrojunk.com/community/post/index/37740

The only reason why I'm posting this link is because the link had this wonderful little gem of him dancing like a moron with LeeLee. I'm kind of wondering if Knuckle was either a troll or an alt account Tim made to get more attention in Retrojunk?

>Dancing with cartoon characters

That's not dancing with people works, Tim.

If Dexter's Odyssey actually got made with the exact production budget that Tim expects, would /cow/ watch it?

>>243072

We would not only watch it, we'd go to the premiere.

Well guess who is back to sperging over Blossom and Dexter on DA like a pedophile?

https://archive.is/HKMwC

He can't let go of this shipping shit. I'm hoping Tim will eventually get too creepy and awkward around DA posters to a point where they push him away when he gets too autistic over Dexter, PPG, and Dinosaurs (DA finally got sick of Dobson, so anything can happen). Expect him to link shipping shit on DA, and sperging about it on blogs and comment sections if he finds stuff. Tim really thinks the fan-fiction is serious business when it's nothing more than shitty fan-fiction.

Aside from that, he's sperging over VAs on his page. Nothing really funny or interesting with those posts out of his typical bullshit.

>>242734

> He's one of the few cows that isn't a piece of shit like Dobson (sjw manchild) or Nick Bate (psychotic sex offender).

Tim's just considerably slower than them. I would think he's still not a great guy underneath the autism. Look at how he lashes out and reports anyone who ever exposes him to even a slightly different point of view.

>>243055

Can we find any of his friends from high school? They've got to have so many good stories.

https://archive.is/Eu9tJ

https://archive.is/NyB2w

There's some kind of shitty meme over OCs and voice actors going around, and Tim is getting autistic over this (He spazzed over Cavadini on one post). Looks like his autism is gonna erupt soon, boys.

I kind of hope he posts his shitty OCs like Timmy Kurosawa, Brandon from Toon Talker, or some version of LeeLee.

>>243943

That's a typical thing you expect from cows though. What you don't expect them to do is cut the taints of their dicks, rape women/children/animals, or make fun of rape/suicide victims and their families thinking it's social justice like a sociopath.

>>243944

If you can work your way though Facebook (because we all know Facebook is shite), you can probably see his friend list Don't be a faggot ween if you do this like Chris Chan's weens.

Has Tim ever tried to learn any kind of animation software to make this stupid bullshit and has anyone ever tried to pull a TLoC on him?

>>243983

The closest thing Tim has ever done with animation was make some lazy attempt at ripping off a scene from Total Drama Island or some other shitty CN show. It was done with shitty flash, and it looked like shit. I don't know if it's still around.

>>243994

I'm way more disgusted by the OC downy itbh.

>>243944

In one of the Timbox threads on 789chan one of his old classmates came in and told some stories.

>>244049

Would be nice to see some screenshots of said thread, or if someone could bring up those stories again.

He just uploaded some toon trivia to his DA page. A few slides about the PPG's VAs who did work on other characters. Nothing remarkable, though the quality is that of a middle school powerpoint project.

He did add somebody's "90 favorite cartoon couples" to his faves though. Sure there are plenty of kids in there.

>>244049

There were Timbox threads on 789chan? I wouldn't expect anything on him from lolcow.farm since that's a hangout for exiled /cgl/ whores. But I thought the only places he was actually noticed were Kiwi and Forces of Geek, aside from the places he sperged out on (RetroJunk, Toonzone) and other places he was brought up like Youchew.

In any case, an old classmate of his showed up to his ED page and added significant information to the introduction. Supposedly Tim spent a lot of his high school years stalking and sexually harassing girls around the school (and to think he was there for 7 years - could have been a 21 year old hitting on a 14 year old Asian girl.)

>>244160

Disregard the first part, I'm 'tarded and didn't read >>243800 and >>243982

>>244259

And Tim's not even the most autistic person in that comment section either.

Like, talking about getting a romantic interest for a mouse in a fanfic for Feivel Goes West level autistic.

http://hugequiz.com/quizzes/movies/criterion-collection-films/

Have him take this quiz and see how much he really knows about Criterion movies

Aw fuck, he deactivated his dA.

>>244379

Wait he did?

>>244379

>>244381

He'll be back. You know the drill: Tim leaves, comes back, rinse and repeat.

I don't get it though: he made one decent thing for once, and he rage quits DA.

>>244379

Twitter is also Baaaaw-leeted. I wonder if there's a chance he got creepy with someone on DA, and even they told him to fuck off?

You know Tim, I take back all the nice shit I said about you despite I wished you Happy Holidays. You're still a pedo-manchild and a faggot-bitch because I know you'll come back to DA and Twitter when you want those asspats, saying we're out to get you. This is why you deserve the shit you're given.

If it wasn't for the pedo undertones, I'd say he's a fairly run of the mill autist.

>>244413

Nah, I'd say the rolling DA and Twitter deactivations are due to him coming back here, checking up on his thread(s), and getting upset like a little bitch.

Tim is very, very predictable.

Like somebody said, Tim's relationship with us has developed a lot like Chris'. Tim will never learn his lesson but continues to refer to us like we're the ones who are the source of all his problems.

and it's funny he used >>244357, since the original pic was used in the first thread >>208996

>>244448

Wow, so he basically half-assed another picture then. I should have expected that.

Oh hey, I found something not directly Tim-related but still worth a read.

http://gozer-the-destroyor.deviantart.com/journal/Thoughts-as-of-late-321526954

This is a journal from a few years ago that somebody wrote about ass burgers. It's fairly long, but still interesting.

In a discussion in the comments section, somebody else says something about "the Chris-chans and Timboxes".

In other words, as early as 4 years ago people ranked Tim in the same category of cows as Chris.

>>244642

Hoo boy. All I knew of "Dinosaurs: An Epic Prehistoric Tale" were some old photos on his flickr. No idea he had written an uber-moronic "plot" for it, too.

Along with Dexter's Odyssey, that seems to be his oldest film idea that made it onto the internet. Maybe it should go below his (in)famous Odyssey on the ED page, since Dexter's Odyssey is what made Tim into Timbox.

I remember reading about "Amy Jane Honeydew" in his first Dexter's Odyssey post on Toonzone. Hardly surprised that she was also a bit character from Dexter's Lab, like every other…thing he worships.

His ED page still needs a lot of work, yeah. Especially as we keep digging up more and more dirt and 'tism.

>>244645

He probably "updated" Dexter's Odyssey a bunch of times because he dropped Honeydew and that bath tub chick for LeeLee. I remember Timbox saying in one version of his story, Mandark was supposed to be a tranny or some shit.

DA is back. Twitter isn't (yet) for whatever reason.

Since he's a Star Wars sperg, he probably wants to honor Carrie Fisher somehow.

>>244738

Expect a long-winded post full of unholy autism over a dead actress you stopped caring about until recently, or some shitty photoshop/picture made by an autistic manchild. Maybe we'll be lucky if he says how Star Wars/Carrie Fisher inspired him to make Dexter's Odyssey, and he'll make it despite the "bullies over at 8Chan."

How much do you want to bet he thinks about Leelee or Go go Tomago wearing the slave outfit? He made Leelee into a naked avatar alien, so I wouldn't put it past our pedophile-manchild if he drew Gogo or LeeLee dressed up in one of Leia's outfits.

http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Facebook

https://archive.is/MY7Vw

https://archive.is/jU5pJ

>Everyone, Who is with me to buy Dexter's Laboratory when it will finally be coming to DVD on October the 12th, in the year 2010? Who's with me?

>Comment (9:39pm): What's a Dexter's Laboratory?

>Well, I still cannot predict when Dexter's Odyssey would be made or come out, but if it does so, not only would it be the movie project of the century or so, but also one of the biggest single news stories, especially in the movie business, and one of the biggest dragnets since the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, the shooting of the dog named Bear-Bear and especially the 'Slots in Maryland'.

>Comment (2:29pm): wait wait…. how do you know it will get good reviews? how do you know all this will happen even?

"I don't know when my non-existing movie ideas will become a reality, but they're going to be super successful anyway!"

Tim, things don't work like that. At all.

Some of this stuff is really sad.

>>244743

and is he ever going to get these projects made if he's never been to film school and just hauls boxes around in a werehouse?>>244743

>>244642

>>244743

Don't forget to archive his shit on wayback machine and get his shit archived out there more so people can laugh at him.

Also, wayback machine captures the page in it's entirety to satisfy autists like me, instead of just the essential shit.

>>244788

I'd rather see that movie than the sequel to Avatar to be honest.

>>244792

I wouldn't be surprised if that movie ended up being the sequel. Regardless, getting Tim to sperg out in defense of his beloved would be sorta lulzy, as would enticing him to produce more OC against us.

>>244808

Somebody should make a fake Criterion cover with Tim's picture and call it something like "The Timox Collection: Look Back In Autism".

>>244743

>the shooting of the dog named Bear-Bear and especially the 'Slots in Maryland'.

What the hell is he talking about?

>>244741

In Tim's defense, that really wouldn't be considered lolcows worthy as he's at least paying his respects to an iconic and beloved actress.

>>244792

Agreed. It'll still suck, but at least it'll suck in a fascinating and entertaining way.

>>244785

I already have the archived stuff bookmarked. It's a matter of putting some of this stuff on the page. I'm not looking forward to redoing the Dexter's Odyssey article again.

>>244788

>>244827

No one's going to do these troll ideas for you. Clyde, Bluespike, and Liquid Chris were great trolls because they did shit on their own.

>>244833

Yea, but the way he'd go about it would probably be lolcow-worthy by going off about Dexter/Dexter's Odyssey, or just posting an awkard picture of LeeLee/Gogo dressed up as Slave Leia. I wouldn't put it past Tim to screw it up.

>>244837

Alright, well, does he still have any social media accounts still up?

>>244967

What do you really call me, punks?! Am I a sad, pathetic, creepy, lonely, dumbass faggot and barely human brute or what?!

Grrrr….

I really hate you people, and I am so jealous of you right now!

And are you people expecting me to die a horrible death one of these days?! Huh?!

I do not think so!

So Leave me alone now!

>>244968

Welcome back, bitch!

Get over yourself, and stop being a dumb, lazy peodphile-faggot-manchild.

>>244968

McKenzie, we're doing this for your own good.

>>244968

>Am I a sad, pathetic, creepy, lonely, dumbass faggot and barely human brute or what?!

Yes, yes you are.

>>244971

"Tim, prepare to get trolled remorselessly if you know or like anything about Korrasami, you faggot manchild" By the Avatar fanbase for associating himself with them, or us? Either way would be great.

>>244972

Wouldn't the fanbase welcome him? They're just as bad as Tim if not worse, but hey I'm okay with the fanbase fucking with Timbox too.

>>244968

Keep coming back. You'll never learn a damn thing or change your creepy interests because there is no immediate motivation to.

You'll never make any big movie you want to make because you're creatively sterile and anyone who talks to you for more than a few minutes would know.

But, anyone who legitimately gets angry at this guy is just as big of a sperg as Tim is. And it's usually over him having "shit" taste in kid's shows.

>>244973

I assume that would be up for debate. I mean, even the Sonic fanbase has its' pariahs like PaulandAmy and Richard Kuta.

>>244974

It's more heckling than being angry over his shit taste in anything (Everyone here has some kind of shit taste in something). I could care less about what he likes, as long as he isn't being a creepy faggot about it with shit like shipping. Korra and new PPG are pretty bad, yet it's great to rile up cows like Timbox over them.

He has that pedophilia/yellow fever thing about him though. The pedo shit should be called out.

>>244967

So we've found the threshold of shit talk it now takes to summon him.

>>244976

Maybe it's a good thing they made the new Powerpuff Girls nothing like the old one and replaced the actresses who did their voices, with younger/unknown ones.

>>244968

Oh, and tim; Stop jacking off to old cartoons nobody cares about anymore.

>>245022

Even if this is just meant to get a raise out of him, would there really be a point regardless? He'll just keep on creepily obsessing over old CN shows without fail.

>>244976

Wait, does he actually like the PPG reboot? I figured he'd loathe it due to all of the changes it made to the original, plus that one episode where Bubbles and Blossom twerk. On second thought, I think I understand why he likes it now.

>>245009

There are different ways to fuck with Tim, one of them is pissing on his nostalgia. Sometimes you can provoke him by saying he's wrong about things like Timon and Pumbaa being similar to Rosencratz and Guildenstern, or that he never picked up a book after high school (Tim doesn't like it when he's wrong). Provoking Timbox kinda varies on where, when, and what he's saying.

>>245036

He loves anything he grew up with like PPG and Dexter even if the new PPG is awful. Tim said he's mixed about it, but saying it's complete shit would make him feel like he's betraying his past/love for shitty nostalgia. He grew up with this shit, so it's his life. If the sjws remade Dexter's Lab, and they decided to remove/ruin LeeLee/Honeydew/Monkey/some other character, he would be tormented.

Actually, a sjw-touched Dexter's Lab would be a great way to fuck with Timbox. It might be the only thing I'd let Kate "I'm a horrible woman" Leth do.

>>245039

The funny thing is (and I know I'm likely going to be mocked hell and back for knowing this and sharing it in detail), there was an episode of the original PPG series that was a deliberate commentary on SJWs long before SJWs were even fully acknowledged on the internet. It was about Mojo Jojo using a bunch of animal rights extremists as a means to prevent the girls from foiling his crimes.

http://powerpuffgirls.wikia.com/wiki/Save_Mojo

>>243072

>>243079

In an alternate dimension, Tim puts forth the effort needed to overcome his challenges and becomes a filmmaker at the age of 29. The premiere for his newest film is scheduled, and he is told that he can invite as many people as he likes. Tim decides to invite all of his old internet trolls to show them just how successful he has become.

Timbox: "Heh, take a good look at me NOW, all ya stupid trolls. Whaddaya think of Timbox McKenzie, filmmaker extraordinaire?"

Troll A: "Well Tim, I saw no shortage of tickets at the box office. The lady up front remarked that we should be paid to see this film of yours, as she caught glimpses of an earlier screening…"

>Tim flings a hand at the troll's mouth, covering it firmly as he screams at the top of his lungs for them to STFU

Troll B: "You know Tim, that Lucy Liu impersonator you got to voice the Asian female main character doesn't sound very convincing. She sounds like she's 11 or 12 years old. Wait a minute Tim, don't tell me…"

>Tim flings his other hand towards the second troll, shutting them up as well

Troll C: "What was your budget for this flick anyway, Tim? All I see are MS Paint and Photoshop pics. Hang on a sec, was that a flash animation I just saw?"

>Tim grows another arm to shut up the stupid troll making fun of him

>Trolls continue to ridicule him

>Tim grows a new arm for every troll who dares make fun of him

>This continues until Tim is a 50-foot tall, 100-armed giant standing in the middle of the theater

>The only 4 people who bought tickets show up to the theater (his dad, mom, Billy and Scott)

>Tim turns to greet them with a devilish smile as he holds his 100 hands over the mouths of every troll

>"IT'S A MONSTER! IT MUST BE DESTROYED!" they shriek

>Tim is destroyed

Yeah I don't know. I got bored and thought that might cheese him off when he checks up on this thread next.

>>244976

Like some others have said, if it weren't for the hilariously bad film ideas with outspoken yellow fever and pedophillia, he'd just be some autist sperging over old cartoons and 90's nostalgia. Then nobody would give two shits about him.

The problem is that Tim sees himself as just some guy who's into cartoons and wants to make movies, when that couldn't be farther from the truth.

>>245035

I would've tried to explain why jacking himself to irrelevant cartoons would be an even bigger waste of time than just simply making his own, but since it'd only fall on deaf ears, I just simply threw out a low-effort shitpost. I figured that perhaps if we goad him into making his own Sonichu, we'd get a damn good rise in lulz.

>>245049

>>245052

Not only that, but he would actually do something for once in his miserable life beyond shit post. He might get less shit in his life if he actually tried to make something instead of expecting someone to make his unrealistic movies.

I just don't get why can't Tim actually do something with MS Paint like the Garfielf guy or Lazerbot to make his dreams alive. Warehouse work can make you tired, but if the job is through some special ed program, it's not like he's doing anything super intensive. Some of those places aren't even open on weekends, so he has two days to work on his projects (I don't think he qualifies for over-time if it's through a program).

Ironic how he doesn't understand how guys like Genndy, Seth, John K., and Craig made other shitty shorts to go somewhere in the business with one rejection after another..

>>245058

Timbox would be like Tamers12345 without the wink and nod if he tried to make Dexter's Odyssey a real thing in MSPaint. It wouldn't make it any less hilarious, though.

>>245057

Alright, you go ahead and make it for me if you want to.

>>245052

>I figured that perhaps if we goad him into making his own Sonichu, we'd get a damn good rise in lulz.

But that's kind of already what we're doing.

>>244967

>John K. sucks and is a joke in the business

Even then, he's accomplished more than McCuckzie ever will.

>>245078

Making Timbox's stuff for him could be pretty interesting

>>245078

The fuck kind of attitude is that?! Man, you really are a lazy bitch that wants people to do things for him. FFS, put effort into something out of shitty fanfictions, faggot.

>>245089

It'll probably be better than what that worthless faggot Timbox can do.

>>245080

This is a lot more frustrating than I thought.

>>245078

You'll never make anything even if we encourage you, you worthless subhuman meat calculator.

Okay, kinda fucked up on that last comparison Kyle didn't deactivate his dA account, but he did remove all of his pictures from there and left the site.

>>245123

This is my favorite song.

>>245124

I did not post this, I do not like little girls IN REAL LIFE!!!

>>245126

Yeah, you've only got the hots for fictional ones. That's DEFINITELY better.

>>245127

Yes it is. Don't you think?

I just come back from working on my brilliant masterpiece, only to find you nasty troll punks trying to goad me into working on it some more!

Do you want me to work myself to my untimely demise?! And get my family to work on it for me, post mortem?!

Wow….

You guys are absolutely cruel.

Now, Leave me alone now!

Well, looks like the pedo stuff is confirmed.

>>245120

>>245122

One faggot got a job ripping off of other shows; the other faggot has yet to do anything out of jerking off to fictional minors.

>>245129

>working on my brilliant masterpiece

>working

You almost had me there. Like Tim would actually do something productive.

>>245141

We all know what he'd mean by """working""" read: beating it to young asian girls

>>242567

Report to who?

>>245171

The cow mods/admins, hoping we'll bans or punishments for hurting his feelings or calling him out on his shit.

>>245177

Nah because even if this isn't from TImbox, we know he's fuming when we make fun of him here.

But I'm still calling >>245129 a fake post because the real Tim doesn't want to put the effort into anything out of jerking off to little kids.

>>245177

>>245178

HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THESE POSTS AREN'T MINE! YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO PREVENT ME FROM MAKING MY TRUE DREAMS A REALITY!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE, ALONE AND UNLOVED?! I WISH YOU IDIOTS GOT DESTROYED INSTEAD!

>>245219

>Why do you want to impersonate me?

Lulz.

Finally got to adding the original Dexter's Odyssey and that shitty dinosaur story to the page (they had to be included, but I honestly didn't want to reread that fuck-awful dino story to make a new section for it); also added a "How to troll Timbox" section for the Hell of it.

Hope you like the additions, Timmy.

>>245221

>>245224

Did I do a good job at impersonating Tim?

>>245577

Nice dubs, Tim!

>>245665

Yes and the mods should change everybody's name from "Anonymous" to "Tim McKenzie" or so. Okay? Okay.

He made another account on Tumblr again. Wonder how long this one will last before he tries to delete everything?

http://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/

What's his obsession with American Tail?! I mean, it was okay for it's time, but it's not that memorable. Wasn't the second one shitty?

http://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/post/155535623724/i-know-homestar-runner-is-singing-it-in-this-clip

https://archive.is/WlJlS

Tim, I'm not the one to talk about having friends, but you really need to get out of your fucking house beyond work/McDonalds/manchild shit, talking to people. It's sad how you talk to fictional characters like this.

http://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/post/155217537321/to-fievel-mousekewitz-thanks-for-everything

https://archive.is/2iYlG

>To Fievel Mousekewitz: Thanks for everything!

And a Happy New Year to you!

"Thank you for making me look like one of the biggest laughing stocks on the Internet next to Chris Chan and Andrew Dobson, forgettable 90s character even millennials out of pedophile-furfags like me forgot about."

>>246366

I'll give it 2 months to be optimisitc; less than a week as a pessimist.

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/64-Dexter-and-Blossom-656303933

https://archive.is/34wE9

>They have chemistry

>When you think about it, they both have way more chemistry than the average couple…

How the fuck do these two characters have more chemistry than the average couple (even the faggot who made the picture thought it was weird to read that) let alone have any chemistry? They're fucking cartoon characters that shit his pants and did nothing together despite what pedos like Timbox think. These quotes are from somebody else, not Tim (because he was too busy beating off to the picture like the pedophile-faggot that he is rest assured he would have said something around those lines).

>>246391

Fievel Goes West was decent compared to the other Bluth sequels made without his input.

>>246391

>What's his obsession with American Tail?! I mean, it was okay for it's time, but it's not that memorable. Wasn't the second one shitty?

I feel like he's been reliving the first eight years of his life for the last seventeen years, constantly rewatching the same set of cartoons. Like Groundhog Day if Bill Murray never noticed.

>>246391

In addition to talking to and pretending like he's interacting with 'toon characters, another one of his obsessions is poorly editing footage from different cartoons together to make his own fanfiction.

http://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/post/155140806029/mojo-well-maybe-we-wouldnt-suck-so-bad-if-some

>What did you say, PUNK?

Well, now we know where he gets his insults for us from.

http://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/post/155142765970/heres-what-the-powerpuff-girls-who-hail-from-the

>Here’s what The Powerpuff Girls who hail from the City of Townsville would react to Dexter’s death by roller coaster ride

???????

I think looking away in horror is how many people would react to seeing an accidental death.

He seems to be semi-obsessed with that, too. Besides thinking that people making fun of him equals "seriously trying to put [his] life in danger" and "expecting [him] to die a horrible death".

>>246464

This. This, forever and ever.

>>246484

About time he did something productive. Start making some poops, Tim!

>>246484

So much failure, yet like >>246490 said, it's the most productive thing he's done since making some shitty short based off Total Drama Island and his Brave Toon World video. I never watched any of Sammy's stuff, but I can bet he was better at editing (because Sammy is a little smarter than Timbox. Not by much though)

>>246490

That requires him to be funny; as in comedic funny, not "laugh at the retarded faiilure" funny

>>246494

LeeLee and Tomago will always be in Tim's heart, but he doesn't bring them up now that everyone makes fun of him for his creepy obsessions (He will mention LeeLee once in a while).

http://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/post/155822380238/what-is-your-stance-on-disneys-the-great-mouse

>And btw, I actually was supposed to go to London, England, which is the setting for Great Mouse Detective (which in turn took place during the 60th anniversary of Queen Victoria’s reign over the British Empire between 1837 and 1897), back in 1999 after taking a quiz that accompanies the 1999 VHS release of the movie, but I didn’t went to London because I had yet to fly on an airliner at the time, not until as early as 2004, when I flew to Florida.

>didn't went

Yup, you're smart alright, Tim (end sarcasm)

>I was supposed to go to London, England… back in 1999 after taking a quiz that accompanies the 1999 VHS release of the movie,

Wait, what? What does a quiz have to do with whether or not you were supposed to go to England?

>>246849

>There is ZERO mention of trip to England in that commercial

You must be deaf. It mentions that the grand prize is a trip to London for a toy shopping spree.

>>246850

It did, how could missed that in the video? Well, this is embarrassing.

*could I miss that in the video*

>>246798

"I didn't went to London", but did he win?

>>247053

Who knows?

http://timbox129-blog.tumblr.com/

Looks like abandoned another account on tumblr. Oh, fuck it. I'm just gonna leave this here.

Let's find Eddie Deezen and have him call Timmy's house!

>>247295

This one might be a fake account to get to Timbox because he used to talk about the Anytown guy. Project Dinosaurs is still his official one he tried to hide from everyone.

Tim never b'awwleeted his Twitter. Just changed his handle.

https://twitter.com/UlyssesSBob

>>246850

Timbox has his own Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes. A pattern emerges.

>>248052

His Twitter feed almost reads like the posts come from a random Timbox quote generator.

>>248052

>NO SPECIES LASTS FOREVER

What did he mean by this?

>>247295

>>247318

Yeah, this one was a fake/parody account. Tim isn't actually the Anytown guy despite some people still thinking he is.

There was also a "timbox129 blog" Twitter acc that posted about Anytown, can't find it atm tho.

>>248208

That humanity will go extinct unless we take care of our mother Earth. An idea that he totally did not get after watching Avatar for the 9,031st time.

Incidentally, at least he didn't take away "Wipe out the homosexuals" from this movie.

>>248218

I think he's quoting the ending to walking with beasts.

so yeah i was cringing at his hard fedora tipping.

>>248338

Bet you anything he hates the homos like Chris Chan, but won't admit it yet.

>>248340

The third tweet about bringing hackers to justice was just pathetic even for someone like Tim. Not even sjws give a shit when Tumblr goes down.

>>248489

Messed up the link, my bad.

Meant to post: http://www.darkhorizons.com/samurai-jack-returns-march-11th/

>>248489

http://collabvm2.deviantart.com/journal/LIST-OF-PEOPLE-WHO-ARE-NOT-ALLOWED-ON-OUR-PC-656703146

I don't think this guy has quite the grasp on English.

>Egoraptor (mecha-autist)

I'm certain he means mega-autist, but I'd laugh my ass off if there was a sextape with Arin screaming about how his drill pierces the heavens or about his love, anger and sorrow.

/sperg

That aside, this autist might warrant a second look too.

>>249415

>This wouldn't be so sad if Tim was like, half his age. What this is is a twenty-five (25) year old man going to be twenty-six (26) acting like a kindergarten-age kid.

This isn't a surprise to know he'll pick fights with anyone even if they're twelve. This is the same manchild who fought with a 6 year-old on a forum over shitty 90s cartoons, and wound up getting banned from said site. Tim's also an attention whore and a drama queen like Chris, so he will throw himself out there (He's doing it on DA, because it's his new haven).

>>249703

Are you friends with Nate Spergwood?

>>249836

>a good, sweet, nice, gentle, respectful, adventurous, honest, lovable, likeable and even handsome young guy

Uh Tim, I don't think looking like an overweight Sheldon could be called "handsome".

Honestly I am seriously considering the idea of pulling a LiquidChris on Timmy, because he's starting to act more and more like Chris Chan and I don't think Tim's smart enough to avoid taking the bait.

>>249888

Go for it! I'd love to see his reaction to it. Timbox is basically the new Chris Chan circa 07-09.

>>249888

Don't be a ween faggot by saying you'll fuck with cows like Tim (Liquid just did it, not needing approval from anyone). Fucking troll him or don't (and remember karma may bite you back like liquid). That's what separates good trolling from shit trolling.

>>249888 (checked)

I feel like Tim has so much potential but not much has been done in the way of trolling. He's not Chris and I don't know if there ever will be another Chris, but there's still good potential.

>>249976

Trolling turned Chris from a chubby redneck manchild into a bizarre tranny who thinks that YouTube videos can help him grow a vagina.

Let's leave Tim to sperg free.

>>249976

>Trolling Tim

Depends on a few things:

>Is Tim an ass-hole?

Tim has a little more humility than Chris, and doesn't think he is above everybody else. He does have his moments, but said moments aren't as bad as someone like Dobson or Chris, two cows who deserve the worst life gave them (at least Dobson. He has no excuse). As far as we know, Tim didn't do anything crazy to warrant an arrest like Chris let alone as pathetic (for now).

>Is he a dumb-ass? Can he be tricked?

Yes, but now he's being cautious with his posting (he will slip up from time to time). You have to let him drop his guard for good trolling.

You'll never see trolling like Bluespike and Liquid ever again. There are other ways to fuck with someone like Timbox, but you have to come up with them (Artists parodied all of Dobson's sjw shit and life, or just called him out on sites like Tumblr and DA, as he shot himself in the foot on a daily basis).

I see Tim as 50-50. He's not gonna stop fapping off to minors let alone drop his team of getting rewarded for shitty fan-fictions. Tim's lost his wiki, and the people editing it are slowly turning it into a Cwciki.

>>249977

If anything, don't let the foxdicks or weens get involved. Some of them are bigger ass-holes than Chris and the other cows they make fun of.

>>249993

I feel the same about Tim. I realise that on one hand trolling him would be absolutely hilarious, but there's a fine line between good trolling and weening. On the other there's a good chance that trying to troll him could end up backfiring and ending up turning the person doing the trolling into a lolcow themselves.

As >>249976 said. I think there's potential, but it's a case of finding out where and when he drops his guard.

Tim hasn't said anything, but chances are he's probably jerking off to the new Samurai Jack trailer that just came out It's the same old shit where he helps alien of the week, and looks for the past, getting trolled while doing this every week; only it has blood. Big whoop. Are you ready for one shitty cliffhanger after another after 10+ years?.

>>251283

>Samurai Jack is back.

Spergs can't let anything go, can they?

>>251297

As >>246464 said, Tim's more or less been reliving his childhood for the last seventeen years.

So what is new with the little twat?

>>249836

There are many people on the autistic spectrum who've overcome their disabilities! He's a little too late!

How do we get Timbox to start making YouTube videos again? Some of the videos from his original account were absolute nectar.

>>251524

Ah you mean like the "I LOOOOVE YOU LEE LEEEEE!!!!!!" videos? Yeah, those were the lulziest videos he's made. Never really bothered to watch his other videos though.

>>251535

>If I find that on youtube, I will punch you in the face.

Lmao! XD

>>251535

>>251537

>Did you hear that part, Timmy?

>Still uploaded this to Youtube and the Internet

Even his family hates his Youtube bullshit. That should tell you something.

>>251535

The mandark in his cape video almost made me spit me beer out last night. XD

>>251726

And he even brought it up with a straight face on one of his old tumblr accounts too.

https://archive.is/qsGbL

>Scared shitless before my mom came back with McDonalds

This shit doesn't write itself.

>>252033

Don't give Timbox any ideas.

>>253591

Has he fawned over the Daughters of Aku yet?

When the new Samurai Jack episodes start airing on March 11 we should do a MST3K-style riff on them just to see if Tim will show up here.

>>253591

They do look alike, but that's because Tartakovsky's art abilities are fucking terrible, which is why everyone looks exactly the same and his serious shows looks just as retarded as the goofy ones.

>Samurai Jack (voiced by Phil LaMarr)

He has a voice? What little I could be bothered to see of that shitty show it seemed like it was completely mute other than the horrible looking villain guy. Also

>black guy voicing an asian character that doesn't speak with a white name

Something is off there.

>>251743

Holy shit, this ugly fucker needs some braces. Look at his teeth, the gaps are so wide that you could stick a folded piece of paper in their.

>>255995

>He has a voice? What little I could be bothered to see of that shitty show it seemed like it was completely mute other than the horrible looking villain guy.

It's mute for the most part. The episodes rely more on the animation to tell the story rather than the voice acting.

>>255995

At least it isn't Seth MacFarlane's art style.

>>255972

Tearing the new episodes apart might provoke Tim up whether or now Genndy goes sjw with the episodes. Someone should try this with new PPG.

>>255995

>>256076

Yea, I noticed they're similar because of the shitty art style. In Genndy's defense, he tried to avoid using black lines to draw his characters even though he failed that goal after doing 2-7 episodes.

>>256031

Too bad most of the mute episodes kind of sucked.

>>256403

That was me by the way Samurai Jack is the second best cartoon of all time

>>256403

Tim or no Tim, you're a faggot with really shit taste in shitty cartoons (KYS for liking Steven Universe).

>>256446

NO I DON'T SAMURAI JACK IS THE SECOND BEST CARTOON OF ALL TIME

>>256463

Samurai Jack is a lame faggot like you.

Where did the first thread on Timbox go?

>>258131

I think it might have been archived, but I could be wrong. Anyway, tomorrow is the premiere of the new shitty Samurai Jack season. Tim probably has to be excited over this show even if it's going to be the same old shit with shit story-telling from Genndy (only with blood).

>>246495

It was cancerous enough it probably wiped itself from everyone's mind.

>>256790

I can't wait til this cancerous "misspell 'thick' and use it to describe thin/average women with generic normal curves" meme dies.

https://archive.is/G9HJp

Nothing really major, but he tried to post his autism over Dexter on 4chan two years ago. 4cham wasn't very nice to him.

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/10072627@N04/tags/leelee/

https://archive.is/Cv5ly

He literally made a whole section devoted to Lee with wonderful lines like:

>Lee-Lee, my love,

>Get into my belly

>Telling Lee-Lee to get into his belly

Yea, Tim, shit like this is why you're seen as a pedophile.

>>249836

Oh jeez. Funny how he repeats our (valid) points against him, but really isn't more than a screaming toddler.

"And I am not actually my own worst enemy, either." Says the guy who's done absolutely nothing to work towards his "dreams"…at all…ever.

Honestly trying to teach Tim his lesson(s) is like talking to a fucking brick wall. You can say the same about Chris but he at least changed psychologically. Tim is just so stuck in the same frame of mind and speech patterns that any use of logic with him fails. Pretty much the whole "too stupid to fool" thing going on here.

Both are well beyond fixing it seems. Unless Tim happens to prove us wrong, the consensus opinion on him stands. Same goes for Chris, but he's even older…

>>251512

Tim has just become boring IMO. He leaps at the easiest bait but doesn't do much nowadays other than shitpost on DA/tumblr/Twitter/FB. Seeing him sperg about us has been fun, but now he's just a broken record saying the same (bullshit) over and over about himself - trying to grow up, make his dreams a reality, yadda yadda.

He's just some delusional sperg who spends waaay too much time on the computer, as opposed to entertaining like he used to be. Somebody commented on his new channel asking for new vids, since "Chris Chan isn't funny anymore." Well, I think we can safely say the same about Tim.

Unless he pulls some crazy shit IRL or something, don't expect anything interesting out of Timmy.

Oh btw, since the first thread was pure gold and seems to have saged off the board by now, here are both previous threads archived:

#1: https://archive.is/7ajAq

#2: https://archive.fo/oQL7f

>>261094

Yea, he's pretty much spazzing over the daughters of Aku, probably wishing all 7 of them would suck his virgin dick in an orgy (including the dead one). At least he has new waifus to keep him busy on DA.

But I wouldn't call Timmy dried up; more dormant than anything because It took months for his "wiki" to load some of his embarrassing shit. The bait tactics here don't work as much as they used to.

>>261094

>Says the guy who's done absolutely nothing to work towards his "dreams"…at all…ever.

>Implying to think his "dreams" could ever come true

>>260324

>(6 with Jack killing one of them).

Make that 0. Possibly 1 if the last girl survived.

>>261107

She probably will. They hinted in the first episode of the season that one of the daughters has some innate goodness buried deep down.

Jack will probably end up marrying her in the end and cucking Timbox.

>>261107

It was pretty damn obvious from watching the first trailer that Onionhead was going to join Jack's side (and her sisters would die by Jacks hands)

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/BREAKING-NEWS-BEWARE-THE-DAUGHTERS-OF-AKU-670888199

https://archive.is/cKUan

News articles don't look like this, Tim.

>>261094

>You can say the same about Chris but he at least changed psychologically.

Chris never learned his lessons, and he still responds to fake girlfriends. He's still an autistic ass-hole who jumped on the tranny shit hoping it will get him China and pity parties.

>>26339

Fuck it, I'm bored as shit and I actually sort of want this to read like a news article because it's bothering my autism.

Reports of Assassin Cult Concern World Leaders

-Associated Press

New York, New York

World leaders are meeting at the United Nations today to combat what they see as a growing international issue. The assassin cult, The Daughters of Aku, have been committing more and more brazen acts of assassination across the world. Last night, it was reported that as many as 50 National Guard members were slain at the under-construction American-Mexican Border Wall near Brownsville, Texas. Experts are now saying that the group is likely responsible for this attack. Little is known about this group, but what is known has many leaders alarmed.

"It's some kind of weird f***ing cult that worships this 'Aku'" says Timothy McKenzie, host of the "Timbox Hour" podcast which has ran many stories on this group, "I know more about this group than almost all of the country, but what 'Aku' truly is has still eluded me and my listeners"

Others, however, are wanting far more action taken against this group.

"We landed a man on the Moon and now we can't stop 7 women? Sad!" tweeted President Trump in response to what has appeared to be an ineffectual response to this group.

"How can we stop them? They came out of nowhere and just like that, half my unit was gone!" said Sergeant William Robert who was a witness to this attack, "All I know is that they're looking for some guy named 'Jack'. There's millions of guys named Jack, are they going to kill them all until they find their Jack?" 

A spokesman for the Department of Defense has stated that they are still investigating this attack and how these assassins managed to evade capture.

However, this event has alarmed many locals in Brownsville who are wondering how they can be safe.

"How can we trust our leaders to protect us when they can't even stop these women?" said Juan Rodriguez, owner of the Border Cantina restaurant. Many others in Brownsville and around the world have the same question.

>>262069

At least he's lusting after adults now? It's still retarded as hell though.

>>262072

But they have the minds of children (they were trained at birth to kill Jack and nothing else)

>>262075

It's still way better than actual children. Plus he has the mind of a child due to autism.

>>262121

And they're just as single minded as hime

Dexter's Odyssey will never die: it'll expand into whole new levels of retard now that he found 6 more Asian waifus (Dexter's Odyssey will always expand if Tim finds something that attracts his attention). As for Tim using our jokes and flak, he's trying to roll with the punches, but deep inside the shit we gave him still pisses him off. A while back, he tried to make Mandark a tranny.

>>262069

Heh, he even brought back his Tumblr when 8chan was down (Don't worry, Tim. We still have some really embarrassing shit you'll never get away from); typical cow behavior. I should have seen Timbox add the new waifus to his "Magnus Opus."

>Caring this much for the Daughters of Aku

>Caring about minor, shitty characters

Tim, 6 out of 7 of them are minor characters only you care about because you're a lonely, horny faggot for Asian girls (and non-brown minors). You're more or less the only one who wants them back let alone thinks they're so special.

>Now, Whether Dexter's Odyssey should be the epic masterpiece of legend or perhaps even the 10/10 Citizen Kane of Autistic Cartoon Crossovers that some people might even deem it to be, it would still certainly be a huge labor of love for yours truly filled with color and excitement and human drama or even spectacle…

>And also, wouldn't it be great for someone to resurrect the type of film-making once popularized by the likes of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Space Jam so long ago? You know like, finding a great story or even a great multi part multi volume 100 hours+ or less epic saga that needs to be told with 2D hand drawn animated cartoon characters as well as live actors or even CGI or animatronic dinosaurs and creatures. I agree with Disney legend Andreas Deja in that I won't talk a Roger Rabbit sequel (for that would never happen) and in that I'd also rather see brand new material, or maybe my 10/10 Citizen Kane of autistic cartoon crossover stuff Dexter's Odyssey. There’s just something wonderfully nonsensical about combining these two or three worlds or many more, and if it's done well, it'll be completely magical even on an unprecedented level of scope, scale and ambition.

It will never be made, Tim. Genndy isn't going to make it for you, and CN won't let you anywhere near the ip. No company is going to meet your unrealistic standards nor will they give you the time or day. You can't even get off your ass to make a MS Paint movie let alone a script.

>it would still certainly be a huge labor of love for yours truly filled with color and excitement and human drama or even spectacle; not only that, but Dexter's Odyssey should also be a project well suited to a somebody like me who is only slightly less arrogant (and less reminiscent of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes) but also much sweeter, kinder, nicer, more lovable, more affectionate, or even gentler and tender at heart than the Dexter that Genndy Tartakovsky originally created; and the deeper we will penetrate into the heart of Dexter Ulysses McPherson, aka Dexter's Laboratory's Dexter, the closer we will seem to get to the identity of yours truly, who should also fuse The Dexter's Laboratory Dexter that Genndy created completely with my own self, along with many of the virtues that I might pour into Dexter as well as ultimately active heroism and selfless actions.

>Movies is made for me, and only me

>I'm not an arrogant ass-hole

>Dexter will be hardcore, unreal version of myself being a likable autistic instead of the faggot I am.

Holy fucking shit, we're hitting Chris Chan levels of autistic arrogance here. Even if we know little or nothing about his offline past, I can already tell he was more or less like Chris Chan just from reading this part. You really sound like a douche bag, Timbox.

Cartoons were never good, westerners need to stick to live action, this is why /a/ invaded /co/ .

Also cartoon characters cant be waifus WTF.

STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>>262584

Lol No

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/gallery/

Ashi is Timbox's new waifu

>>263120

Who would've guessed?

>>263129

Let's see

Asian, Check!

Some kind of ninja or something (because all Asians are in cartoons), check

In a Gennedy Tartakowsky cartoon, check

Of course whose not surprised by this

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/Minimalist-Poster-Design-for-The-Ashi-Movie-675164925

https://archive.is/5mvYG

>Well, I do hope that Ashi from Samurai Jack Season 5 on [adult swim] will one day get her VERY own stand alone theatrically released big screen spin off feature film, even if, similar to the 1977 Pete's Dragon or something like that…,

If I read this rightm um…Tim, this is nothing like Pete's Dragon.

>…it may put the 2D animated character of Ashi herself in a real live action environment, pair her up with a live action star (like Guardians of the Galaxy's Chris Pratt or maybe someone else) and having layers upon layers of interactive tones and highlights and shadows added to her 2D animated image to sculpt her 2D animated cartoon image in order for the 2D animated Ashi from Samurai Jack Season 5 to realistically blend in with her real live action surroundings and with real live human actors, sort of like a resurrection of the type of film making once popularized by the likes of Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) and/or Space Jam (1996) long ago.

Tim, you just want to see an Asian girl in a body suit. Just google Kitsuni, and jerk off to her, you lonely faggot. Ashi isn't even a well-developed character, and I doubt she will be.

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/Little-Red-Hood-and-friends-at-Story-Land-674809240

https://archive.is/kHH4J

On the bright side, Tim makes commissions faster than Dobson, and doesn't act like they're original pieces like Dobbo.

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/The-Ashi-Movie-7-against-40-675318075

https://archive.is/DtChd

More info about his new shitty movie idea.

What's your guys opinion on the new Samurai Jack? One way it's cool how both Jack and Aku are feeling fucked up, but honestly the episodes don't really justify being on Adult Swim that much. I won't be surprised if this ends with another retarded cliffhanger.

>>265097

It's LeeLee all over again.

>>265147

>>265097

Look, you people! I had just moved on from Dexter's Laboratory's Lee Lee, you understand me?!

Also, right or wrong, these are my ideas, this is my life, these are my dreams, this is my creative vision, and these are especially my decisions!

If you don't like any of my ideas, dreams, visions, and decisions, you DON'T have to see any of them!

Also, as long as animated cartoons are of actual good, quality stuff, our Western cultures DO NOT need to just stick to live action stuff!

In addition, I am not a criminal or anything bad as a person. I have a right to live and I also have a right to exist on this earth, autistic or not. I will not be chased around places such as the internet like an animal, especially by people like you! Never!

Now, grow up! And you better stop, cease and desist!

>>265156

Hey bro, if you want to make it as a creator then you'll have to deal with critics telling you that your work is shit.

Even your heroes have their detractors in the press and in among consumer reviewers. Loosen up!

>>265156

>Now, grow up! And you better stop, cease and desist!

>Now, grow up! And you better stop

>Now, grow up!

>grow up!

t.Cartoon sperg who is making cringe worthy outsider fanart with MS-Paint.

>>265156

The only cease and desist you'll ever see is from Genndy Tartakovsky after he sees your shit.

Timmy's probably already hnnnnnging over the latest Samurai Jack ep

>>265226

He's probably already sperging over the fact that Ashi was naked the whole time and her catsuit was just a layer of soot over her body

>>265255

>I wouldn't be surprised to know Timbox is a furfag on top of a yellow-fever pedophile.

You won't be.

>>265260

I knew about the penguin thing, but treated that as an isolated act; then I came across the snake thread he made, so yea, Tim's probably a furry.

>>265641

At this point I doubt he's even capable of change unless it's to do with the girls he likes. He's about as unchangeable as Chris-Chan by now imo.

>>265641

Samurai Jack Season 5 is one of the few good shows airing right now on CN/Adult Swim. I remember growing up, watching some of the greatest cartoons the network had to offer like Powerpuff Girls Static Shock, Teen Titans Camp Lazlo Justice League/Unlimited, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Batman Beyond, Ben 10, Ed, Edd n Eddy nd so much more, bit sadly the network seems to be entering it's dark ages with Teen Titans Go, The Powerpuff Girls and Ben 10 (2016).

I loved Camp Lazlo

>>265694

Oh>>265751

Oh yeah, that whole Mr. Enter it's a dark age of animation bullshit!

>>265696

Why on earth? To be from the guy that made Rocko, Camp Lazlo is a yuge pile of shit.

>>265694

TTG is best titans, Tim.

>>265694

>Saying new PPG is part of the dark ages

You got angry at us for shitting on the new PPG let alone old PPG, so I'm calling bullshit on your post, Timmy. Nice try. I know deep inside, you get mad when people are shitting on your beloved, shitty nostalgia.

>Lazlo

That's Murray's worst cartoon.

>Juniper Lee

I should have seen this coming from a yellow fever-diagnosed, pedophile-manchild-faggot like you.

>>265773

Teen Titans was fucking great you idiot it had depth lore mystery a serialized plot and character development like Superman TAS which TTG nuPPG and NuBen 10 lack

>>265802

At the end of the day, it's still a cartoon that you like because of nostalgia. Only acceptable reason to watch cartoons as an adult is if you're drunk/high.

>>265802

I fapped to it too, anon. You can be honest. We're all anonymous here.

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/Szechuan-Sauce-The-Object-of-Rick-s-Desire-677643633

NOT RICK AN MORTY TIMBOX, PLEASE!!!!

>>266190

>Implying Rick and Morty wasn't a show people said they liked because they want to look cool.

Did Timbox torture your dog and write a story about it?

>>266190

I'd be interested to see Tim react to media that would really shock and challenge his thinking (that isn't that trashy CN, Avatar, or Genndy shit). Don't be a faggot over a lolcow liking something you like

>>266190

It's because it's Chinese you dummies!

He's got a new excuse to talk about Mulan, now.

>>266274

Despite what I wrote in >>266207, I think I'm pretty much done with Rick and Morty.

>>266274

Because you don't believe in global warming, or is it just too popular for you now?

>>266527

>semi-autoboigraphical

Autobiographies don't work like that, Tim.

>>266711

Well…that's something, Tim!

I'm not entirely convinced you thought of that on your own, but if you did, you're certainly learning.

>>266711

That type of work could get you into CalArts

But seriously

>>266711

Nice to see that you're taking inspiration from things you like rather than taking big, bloody chunks out of them and then trying in vain to force them together.

>>266717

>>266752

>>266753

>>266711 sounds way too smart and "original" to be something made by Timmy if you ever read any of his shit posts But man if this guy could pull off a good liquid Timbox, I'd be impressed. Tim always brings up where his favorite cartoons come from like "Ashi who is from Samurai Jack season 5 " on [adult swim]…." He also can't come up with anything that doesn't involve his shitty nostalgia, pop culture taste, or dinosaurs.

Tim also posts his email now and then with McKenzie as his last name, not MacKenzie.

>>266776

I really hope to god Genndy kills off Ashi around the end of Samurai Jack to fuck with Timbox, actually making this shitty show worth putting on Adult Swim because the new Jack doesn't feel like it should be on Adult Swim (oh boy, blood and a penis joke. Big whoop. This season sucks).

>>266778

>Tim also posts his email now and then with McKenzie as his last name, not MacKenzie.

Good catch, I didn't even notice that one.

This is a video I made guys, hope you like it

>>266860

Wow…the Anytown quality "went up." It's still not Tim because he used to get upset if he's associated with the Anytown kid.

>>266890

What do you mean The Anytown quality went up?

>>267008

You better stop going out for my blood, regardless of my good intentions, and you better stop calling me names that I do not like, like faggot or pedophile or manchild or any of that derogatory stuff!

>>267012

Please make us villains in your next magnum opus.

>>266711

If this is actually you tim, then this may be the only thing of worth you've ever made. Damn shame you had to go and negate it with your "ebil alt-right" remarks. Please go ahead and try to make villains based off of us, Tim.

>>265341

I'm willing to bet that he believes that yellow fever is a sickness and not an asian fetish.

I tried to look up Tim's activities on 4chan, but it seems like most of the threads were deleted out of two threads that aren't really related to Timmy. Seems like he's running amok on Halfchan, but they got sick of his faggotry over Ashi and the shitty Samurai Jack season.

Someone needs to take the "Welcome to Sweden" picture /pol/ loves to spam, and photoshop Ashi getting raped by a Rapefugee while Aku is holding an angry, bearded Jack at knife point, with Aku laughing his ass off. Tim would flip out if he saw it on DA.

>>267012

Whatever, you pedophile-faggot. Kill yourself for believing in that "ebil alt-right" shit.

>>267052

HEY! Don't tell me to commit suicide! I don't think about suicide thoughts, you monsters!

>>267055

Go to bed Timbox

>>267057

I am not going to bed forever. I will not rest until you guys will leave me be!

Also check out his video guys

>>267058

Then stop being a pedophile-manchild-faggot over fictional minors, Ashi, and Asians, you fucktard. Maybe you should think about killing yourself then because you'd do everyone a favor. Really though, get off the computer and go outside of your house, you fucking retard. Maybe you'll actually find an Asian gir-, nah that won't happen even if you went out.

If you were smart, you'd realize the alt-right stuff is made up bullshit. You're a retard.

>>267058

>until you guys will leave me be!

You could have just ignored us, and move on with your life like Ulililia and a few other cows, but you didn't. You tried to take down the ED page with your brother, and just recently you tried to take down your stolen wiki. That's all on you.

>>267066

>You could have just ignored us, and move on with your life like Ulililia and a few other cows, but you didn't.

THIS. Even Robert Wayne Stiles seems to have learned his lesson, Timothy. All you had to do was forget we're here/ignore the ED article. Instead, you let your obsession with cartoon characters define your life. Until you you gain at least some self-awareness (unlikely at this point), you're never going to get off of this same self-repeating treadmill.

>>267068

Chris never developed self-awareness, but even he learned how to deal with certain trolls.

>>267008

>>267065

Also interesting to see how his hostility towards 'us' seems to randomly fluctuate. When some anon sent him a suicide req on tumblr, he responded in 64-point font and all-caps. Now he's kinda more…iunno, mellow about the heckling? Maybe his fam secretly put him on meds.

Needless to say he's still rabid about the shitposting. "Don't call me out when I do the dumbest shit possible for a grown male, because I have a disability! I'm totally doing everything in my power to overcome it!" is his constant B.S.

>>267131

>Now he's kinda more…iunno, mellow about the heckling? Maybe his fam secretly put him on meds.

Tim was stupid enough to drag his family into his internet life (the youtube video where his brother threatened to beat him up if he posted it (…which he did anyway because Tim is a fucking moron), spilling the beans about his life when he's caught off-guard, and the attempts to delete his ED page and Wiki), but unlike Borb, his parents are probably keeping an eye on his shit posting. His ED page still gets updated with all of the dumb shit he does, so his folks are probably putting more effort into controlling the dumb fuck.

He still gets pissed off when we make fun of him, as he always brings us up on his DA or social media pages (Now he believes we're "evil alt-right people" like a dumb faggot who doesn't know any better). Until someone really fucks with Tim a la Liquid or Bluespike or he keeps hitting new levels of faggotry and retard with his Ashi obsession, don't expect much out of his typical appearances here. It's good knowing 4chan thinks Tim is a dumb, worthless faggot too.

>>267068

It's kind of amazing that back when Timbox was first discovered on /cwc/ pre-SeanieB meltdown, the consensus was that he was too introverted and slow-in-the-mind to be trolled. It amuses me how completely premature that conclusion was years after the fact.

>>267058

Samurai Jack just cucked you with Ashi last night. Change your mind about suicide? Perhaps seppuku would be most apt.

>>267163

>ben the looney

Not even timbox would fap to that shit.

>>267247

>Expecting Tim not to fap to that picture

lol, he probably faps to any r34 porn of Tomago or Ashi.

>>267255

>>267254

I'm way more dumbfounded how he's not only making such a big deal out of a stupid kiss (which was probably coming a mile away if you know how much of a hack storyteller Genndy is), but also how he really is out of touch if he thought that was controversial or sensational. His obsessing over a cartoon character cucking him is funny in itself (I won't be surprised if he gives Samurai Jack his "blessings" to be with Ashi forever).

>>267264

>(I won't be surprised if he gives Samurai Jack his "blessings" to be with Ashi forever)

If that makes him move on from this shit, that would probably the best.

>>267253

If you don't mind me asking, or for anyone here interested to answer this, but could you explain why you hate this season of Samurai Jack and why this should not be played on Adult Swim?

>>267253

There's more than just Timmy himself autistically screeching over that "kiss" scene, but that's not the point here.

>>267356

I get that, but it's still sad to see Tim spaz over a cartoon kiss.

>>267279

Tim won't move on. If anything, he'd act like he's Jack's wingman who helped him get Ashi, but deep inside he's pissed that his friend cucked him.

>>267332

It had an interesting beginning with Jack fighting his demon and actually killing the Daughters of Aku, but honestly it's not really standing out from the last 4 seasons out blood, dead bodies, and LOLPENISJOKE. Things like the Scottman's death felt cheap (that whole battle sucked), and from seeing the last few episodes Genndy is going back to his old shit again (This season had better not end with a fucking cliffhanger or something dumber).

You would still have the same old shit if you removed the blood and dick jokes. We're also fucking with Timbox because he gets pissed off when someone says PPG or Samurai Jack suck

>>267389

Ever tried trashing the style? Tim seems rather fixated on that.

>>267423

The overrated "we try not to use black lines" style that hack Genndy can't even do right (You can see all kinds of black lines if you look carefully)? The same style almost no one uses because when it's done poorly, it sucks ass like Samurai Jack or even Fosters (Fosters did a better job with this style; not by much though)?

Well, I tried

http://gairon.deviantart.com/art/Ashi-Classmate-677656098

http://gairon.deviantart.com/art/Ashi-Co-Ed-Dorms-677844674

https://archive.is/ZGfxi

https://archive.is/vgOWs

Looks like someone was fapping off to his waifu despite his favorite character cucked the fuck out of his autistic ass (They're in his favorites). It really is Leelee all over again (He finds sexy pictures of his waifus, and jerks off to them like a faggot).

Tim, you are pathetic

>>268646

So many people have posted as fake Timbox in this thread I'm wondering if this one is the real one or not.

>>268655

Tim tends to leave his email when he posts if you go by old threads, and he still brings us up on DA or other sites.

>>268654

Well, to answer your question, I sometimes was. It is just that I wish she were fully fleshed out much more than what she really got on Samurai Jack Season 5.

That is all.

>>268664

>▶Uh, Did I really ever felt betrayed by Genndy Tartakovsky for what he did to Ashi? Timothy McKenzie  05/14/17 (Sun) 12:35:40 d0f4b9 No.268664

>>>268654

>Well, to answer your question, I sometimes was. It is just that I wish she were fully fleshed out much more than what she really got on Samurai Jack Season 5.

>That is all.

Tim, pick up your phone. I've been calling and want to talk

>>268646

>AND YOU BETTER STOP CALLING ME NAMES THAT I HATE, LIKE FAGGOT, PEDOPHILE, MANCHILD, RETARD, PATHETIC OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS DEROGATORY TO PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!

Good evening, my pathetic, pedophiliac retarded manchild faggot! Hows going? Have already hotglued a printed out Ashi image or are you still into moefagging your monitor with your waifu's face on?

>>268664

There was nothing to flesh out. It's just your tiny, virgin dick wishing she was fleshed out. She was just a mediocre character, Tim. Go fuck yourself for spazzing over Ashi like that.

>>268682

Do you still believe in that "Alt-right is evil" shit, Timmy? You should do some research before you buy into and spew leftist-liberal bullshit like that, you dumb worthless pedophile-manchild-faggot.

>>268656

So this guy's a fake, methinks.

I wish the real Timbox posted here again.

>>268688

No, it's Tim. He is spazzing at us over Ashi, and still thinks we're "after his blood."

>>268683

Relax, A-Log.

>>268894

The insults are just there to provoke Tim because he "loves" them (I also wanted to see if it'll piss him off). Just sayin'

>>268921

Oh, I see. You're not an A-Log, you're just a ween.

Okay guys I admit it, I have an asian fetish and I'm a lolicon not a pedo

>>267170

>>267169

>>267168

Who are these chicks?

Fuck, I think I'm turning into Timbox

>>269474

Lois Lane and Supergirl from the Superman animated series (I'd thought they'd be too white/old for Timmy)