171db6 No.234189
No Lucas Werner thread? Shame.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lucas_Werner
Lucas is a 36 year old homeless man who spends all his time hanging out at the library using the free internet to rage at millennial girls for being ageist by not dating him. He made a big name for himself in the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme group on Facebook by creeping on millennial girls and then getting pissed off when they didn't reciprocate his feelings because by his logic of they all love a politician in his seventies they are being hypocrites for not wanting to fuck a socialist. He has a weebly website where he spouts off about his insane theory that it's extremely dangerous for millennial girls to breed with men their own age because of something called telomorase.
His website:
http://conversationrage.weebly.com/
His Facebook:
https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1002732174&tsid=0.5727118158875559&source=typeahead
171db6 No.234190
He makes long winded memes about his pseudo scientific beliefs about how young girls need to fuck men his age. Pic related.
171db6 No.234191
Yes, he made this himself.
171db6 No.234196
https://youtu.be/kowXKIg_Oi0
He is absolutely insane. He talks about how all men under 35 should be placed in government camps and used for labor while being taught how to be men until the age of 35. He also is similar to Chris in that kinda uses attraction signs in that he spends part of his food stamp money on snacks that he leaves in public places with a note attached explaining the food is safe to eat along with bullshit how women under 35 should give him a chance and a link to his website of insane theories.
171db6 No.234197
lI think his ED page needs more work, it doesn't nearly have enough of his autism on it yet, but it's a pretty okay outline.
lolchowchan also has a thread on him that's got some cocks yet to be posted in this one:
https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/273398.htm
171db6 No.234236
>>234197
It doesn't work. What does it say in there?
171db6 No.234238
>>234189
He has no idea what the fuck telomerase is. For those unaware, it protects the ends of our chromosomes from DNA damage and it keeps them from fusing with neighboring chromosomes. It can also cause your cells to be 'immortal' as they can avoid cell death as long as the conditions for duplication are met. Cancer cells are filled with telomerase, which is what causes them to be so hard to completely remove.
In short, he's wrong. The more telomerase you have, the longer you'll live. There are some very rare genetic disorders that cause telomerase to act weirdly, such as aplastic anemia, which prevents bone marrow from producing blood cells.
171db6 No.234239
>>234189
I guess he's on his love quest for an underaged girl.
171db6 No.234243
>>234239
I guess in that way he's a bit worse than Chris, at least Chris started at 18 and went up from there
171db6 No.234256
>>234190
>memes
IMAGE MACROS
>>234191
Liking millenials is pretty fucked up. All those racemixed mongrels, hapas, mutts, tumblrbodies, disgusting!
171db6 No.234294
>>234236
Add an 'L' to the end of the link.
171db6 No.234298
Also, this dude is extremely easy to Catfish. Make a fb account for a millennial girl in Spokane, WA and talk to him
171db6 No.234299
>>234298
Do you think he'd be smart enough to ask for pics that show someone isn't a catfish, like touching their ear with their pinky or something like that?
171db6 No.234315
>>234299
He still buys it hook, line, and sinker as long as you have an account that isn't obviously fake.
171db6 No.234318
>>234299
Just use some pics off a girl's snapchat or tumblr profile, he wont be able to tell
171db6 No.234320
>>234315
Should I mention the Taco Bell Big Box that he mentioned in >>234294 ? or would that be too obvious
171db6 No.234340
His twitter where he spouts his pseudo science:
https://twitter.com/conversationrag
>>234320
Just lurk his page and his website so you get an idea of the bullshit he spews and tell him you saw me lived in the same area and checked out his website. If your profile is believable he will message you first.
And attached is an example of the signs he attaches to his free food.
171db6 No.234347
I've been following this cow for a while now, it's kinda obvious that he's autistic as shit and it's only a matter of time until he gets arrested for doing something stupid because trolls from all corners of the internet keep in contact with the Spokane PD. Anyways, here's more autism.
171db6 No.234354
>>234299
>>234318
Don't use some innocent girl's picture. Try a hot girl you dislike, or I could give you a few.
171db6 No.234359
>>234354
I remember some sjw bitch posted pics of her doing the poses so that landwhales could catfish. I'll try to find these first, if i can't I'll come back. I still have yet to wrap my head around how he thinks, so that's another thing, but it's coming together. Also, do I just make these on any dating site or do i use his site?
171db6 No.234384
>>234359
Facebook or Twitter
171db6 No.234472
>>234384
I plan on having the facebook I make sit for about a week, with the explanation that I (not as me, but as fake sweetheart) am new to social media. That way when I contact him it looks more legit. Does anyone know anything about Spokane I can use?
171db6 No.234478
What's up with lolcow.farm? Went there and there were a frightening number of women posting there.
… Is it like Kiwifarms for female autists exclusively?
171db6 No.234487
>>234472
STFU faggot. Never explain your plans in public, they monitor 8ch and will counter troll you.
171db6 No.234498
>>234472
If you go to his website he has his email there you can contact him and tell him you saw his food left out around town and go from there. But eventually he will ask for pics and profiles and if you don't have a Facebook account to link him to you need to have a good excuse.
>>234478
The farms are an offspring of 4chan's /co/ board that originally focused on judging cosplay girls and talking about cosplay drama but expanded into general lolcow bullshit. Yes, it's predominantly women there and most of them are tumblrites and kiwifaggots.
>>234487
This.
Bonus: enjoy a fan made video that breaks down Lucas' bullshit.
171db6 No.234499
171db6 No.234547
OP thanks for posting this lolcow, the lulz is strong in this one.
Where did you find him?
171db6 No.234548
>>234478
They're just oldfags from /cgl/ but a lot of people left because of the admin change.
171db6 No.234552
>>234547
He has been the pet lolcow of this cringespotting Facebook group I'm in.
To the guy asking about how to catfish this guy, it should be obvious. If you can't figure it out you probably shouldn't be doing it.
Check out Joe) his profile, scroll through old posts and read comments. Check out style groups he's in and join. Do the same thing. Follow him on twitter. Read his website, everything else should be easy.
171db6 No.234558
>>234552
Jesus! Can you say that?!
If you're not Trump, I mean. Trump could get away with it.
171db6 No.234571
>>234548
women are not people
171db6 No.234591
Another lucas werner attraction sign. If people want I will post old shit of his that I have lying around to bump the head.
171db6 No.235285
Holy fuck, this dude is something else, am working on an angle to contact him and catfish him. Everyone else asking how to reach him is literally retarded he's begging to be contacted right at the top of his website.
171db6 No.237177
>>237175
>1st pic
I was looking forward to sleeping tonight, asshole.
>he doesn't like okra or spinach
Send him the complete Popeye collection and a lifetime supply of gumbo.
>4th pic
Does he think being allowed to fuck girls half his age is like Rogaine or something?
171db6 No.237197
171db6 No.237202
>>237175
that smile reminds me of Doug Walker or one of the other TGWTG/CA spergs
171db6 No.244984
171db6 No.244985
>>234347
What is special about the Spokane PD?
171db6 No.244986
>>244985
Luke the lech lives in Spokane. But constantly calling the cops on this guy is only going to create a crying wolf effect and it's ween as hell.
171db6 No.245072
>>244986
I agree, people shouldn't involve police without concrete evidence, like they had in the case I've shared. I'm more curious what is special about SPD that has trolls from all around the internet keeping in contact with them.
171db6 No.245074
>>244984
Goddammit Luke.
Also, archived the post and comments https://archive.is/1t5P2
171db6 No.247175
171db6 No.247185
>Muh telomeres
This thirsty nigga's read too much Aubrey De Grey.
171db6 No.248995
>>234591
Do they not have anti littering laws?
171db6 No.250774
He's really been losing it since the Starbucks incidents.
171db6 No.250982
>>237175
A gelded horse is a neutered male horse. No horse is born a gelding. Werner fails biology again.
171db6 No.253274
I dated a girl that I met in The Community on facebook, a cringefilled hole of teens wishing it was still myspace. This guy was always there creeping. Without fail, he dedicated every waking moment to hitting on any person that was even remotely female to the extent he got banned multiple times, only to get brought back in to be laughed at. He's already been in trouble in the past for being a hardcore kiddie diddler. If anyone is capable of getting glimpses into the old The Community groups, you'll find an infinite source of his shit.
171db6 No.254589
how do i report this guy?
171db6 No.254592
here is a post the jailbait lover made.
171db6 No.254756
Has he ever tried explaining why he's still a catch without a job, transportation or a place to live?
a70ed9 No.327861
Lucas Werner is out of the psych hospital again and had resumed his love quest.
https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010945926021&fref=nf
He also has a Facebook page for his pseudo science.
https://facebook.com/LucasWernerOfficial/
If you're a girl between 18 and 25 you can probably troll the living shit out of him, he's literally begging women to have dinner with him and getting trolled over and over.
b04b0d No.327972
This dude is begging to be catfished. He's gotten a bit smarter about it and now insists on you proving you're in Spokane with a photo or video but there's still plenty of lulz to be had.
bc1c5e No.328082
This guys sucks ass, he's a pedo who can't even rape and has nothing of value in his life.
Need to forget about this trash and go into Chris's refrigerated semen samples and clone a new Chris so the story and be repeated
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927c64 No.360868
>>234189
macro fresh from the presses
that burger actually looks good
3ecb3c No.360896
>>360868
What's with the scientific mumbo-jumbo? It would be a lot less creepy if he said: I want to fuck girls who are 18 like a lot of men do.
ce8aff No.360980
That's his whole shtick he thinks he can convince young girls to fuck him using pseudo science.
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010945926021&fref=nf
e45b0e No.361144
Looks like foxdick fags are in the loose on this one.
3ecb3c No.361162
>>361144
Double Dubs
Foxdicks and their desire for e-fame and banana stickers are pure cancer.
af41a0 No.361179
>>361162
Fucking this. As you can see from the screenshot foxdick fags can't even run an Intel operation on a cow without having to namedrop the website.
3ecb3c No.361248
>>361179
See, if you're going to run a proper op on a target like this, you get as much info as you can on the target and then dump it anonymously while BLACKING OUT YOUR FUCKING E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU IDIOT! It's like these dolts want to get doxed.
5fd55d No.361353
>>361248
Lucas actually posted that on Facebook earlier before deleting it. He ended up being convinced by these foxdick fags that he wasn't being catfished. The people he's tagged in the last comment of the second pic is his "girlfriend" and the people who hooked him up with her.
5fd55d No.361354
>>361353
Damn I fucked that up.
3ad60e No.361404
He's blocking anytime who suggests he's getting trolled. He's so desperate for this to be real that he's building himself a safe space. He accepts all friends requests but don't say anything negative about him or the people trolling him or you're blocked.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=562142040827322&id=100010945926021