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d10924 No.231513
Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make yourself a "brand" and become the next Adam Carolla, you lose most (if not all of what makes you great).
2014-2016 Biggest problem in the Universe Sperg outs
Maddox starts a podcast with none other than the only other troll that can match his callibur of trolling; Dick Masterson, author of 'men are better than women.'
Biggest problems in the universe: Maddox's autism begins: Maddox, rather than playing the character we all know and love, forgets he's a comedian and begins having layers of autism show through.
http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-6 Maddox defends herpes (34:45) this isn't anything until it was found out later that his current girlfriend might actually have herpes and thats why he's white knighting.
After a while Dick Begins trolling Maddox whenever he wins. Forces Maddox to watch a minute of titanic every time he loses. Starts beating Maddox with problems and Maddoxs keeps bitching that it is not a contests. The autism on maddox's behalf only ramps up but I will put some more notable examples.
http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-30 Despite bring in pedophilia as a "problem", Maddox defends pedophiles.
http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-45: Maddox after spending most of the podcasts life pretending to be a smoth ladies mans doesn't understand how a penis injury works. This will give was to the running joke of "bags of sand", a refernce to the 40 year old virgin because whenever Maddox tries describing sex throughout the whole show, he is always off and describing things no one can relate to. He also shows he is a complete idiot who fell for the MARS ONE scam and believed it was legit and was ready to give money.
http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com0episode-80: Maddox comes out as anti-Trump shitting out all of the [current year] talking points you'd expect.
2016-current year The Best debate in the universe:
When biggest problem ended, there was controversy due to Maddox thanking everyone except Dick, and refusing to even speak his name. It was known things ended badly, it was leaked by private convo that Dick told some random fan that Dick and Maddox aren't friends. He does the show for money and fans, and Maddox cuts out so much cocks that it pisses him off.
Dick handles it well. Praises Maddox, says it ended due to "Artistic Differences" and that some of the tension on the show was real. (Make sure it is Episode one in link)
Meanwhile, after killing the Podcast; Maddox started going crazy with the Ban hammer. Anyone asking about dick, mentioning Dick or saying Maddox's new show sucked was banned on all forms of social media.
As a result of this the two started two competing podcasts. Dick hit major patreon bank because of how Maddox handled the break up.
(any mention of this to Maddox will get you banned)
And because Maddox gets pissy, Maddox deletes the entire BPITU site. However Dick makes a back up copy
Maddox then had the podcast RSS and itunes feed redirect to HIS new show
Dick talks about his dissatisfaction with shit Maddox is pulling. Says he wanted to end things professionally, starts shit talking Maddox.
Maddox Brings Back the site after Dick goes public about the conversation he had about deleting all the old work and Maddox blocking him like a bitch. Maddox claims he took down everything for "cyber security" purposes. Then gives away bonus paid episodes for free.
Dick gets pissed about the bonus pay episodes being given away for free because he was giving away his cut of those episodes as well. Continues to shit all over Maddox.
Maddox's podcast starts strong, but slowly goes down the toilet in quality.
It comes out that all guests that go one Maddox's show or get a program on his network have to agree to never appear as guests on the Dick show.
Finally, Maddox responds (see video)
Basically it boils down to a "it wasn't artist difference", then at the end of the video he says that there were artistic differences. He then tries to make it sound like Dick is a pro-rape maniac and Dick maintains a Rape list (a rape list on 1 of 2 unofficial 8chan boards). Maddox has of course blocks all rating and comments on this.
He also has been banning people who remind him in his 1st book he gave detailed instructions on how to commit sexual assault because "C is for copping a feel"
He has been hamming up the anti-rape virtue signaling as well. He is in full DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING damage control mode.
https://sli.mg/yJWOa5 this image has been getting DMCA'd on Imgur
>TL;DR?
>Maddox used to be the king of shit talk, now he spurgs out, throws tantrums, virtue signals and deletes fucking everything.
d10924 No.231515
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>>231513
Someone called him a cuck on twitter a while ago and he literally made a video to defend cuckholdry
d10924 No.231517
pt 2: Maddox has gone into full victim mode since this happened and gone the SJW route.
d10924 No.231519
>>231515
Wanna hear a funny story, the real reason he ended his friendship and partnership with Dick masterson is because Dick had sex with Maddoxs Ex gf.
Yes, Dick litterally cucked Maddox
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/550k8i/its_official_maddox_was_cucked_by_dick/
d10924 No.231521
I don't know who any of these people are but this sounds hilarious.
d10924 No.231525
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>>231521
Dick is a GOD TIER troll. Wrote a book, trolled Dr. Phil. That Dr. Phil shit got him steady work writing for MANSWERS on Spike and doing Improve at UCB.
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d10924 No.231531
>>231526
Her twitter bio says "Congrats, you have found a unicorn"
d10924 No.231571
(((Maddox)))
just look at that honker
d10924 No.231572
and that jess chick got no ass
d10924 No.231600
>>231513
I almost read that as "Maddow before becoming a Rachposter was great"
d10924 No.231604
1-562-584-7853
voice mail to his podcast
d10924 No.231626
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>>231604
Pretend to be a fan no matter what when you call. (he will delete anything that makes him look foolish)
I'd recomend bringing up his racist rape fueled role in a horror movie "OOGA BOOGA" and how the lead actor of the spear chucking nigger was a perfect representation of black culture.
He'll either take it as a compliment and play off how great he is or shit on you for being an idiot and say "lol all a joke man".
Maddox is like darksydephil when it comes to people shitting on him.
d10924 No.231633
>>231626
man that sucked.
what happened to you maddox?
d10924 No.231639
>>231633
He moved to california and conformed to the group think. You can hear the change over the 2 years of biggest problem in the universe.
Also he got cucked by the main guy who worked on his graphics.
Also he began chasing you tube clicks and efame rather than mocking it cause his whole move banked on continued success.
d10924 No.231641
>>231572
She also has no tits… and allegedly has herpes
d10924 No.231750
>>231525
Yeah, he's been pretty consistently based ever since the Men > Women book came out like ten years ago.
It sounds like he was kind of an asshole to Maddox, but I honestly can't blame him. Who could ever possibly stand that guy? Especially after having these asinine, circular arguments with him on a regular basis.
Maddox continues to sperg and show his true nature…whatever that nature is. He's not white, I'll tell you that.
I have Alphabet of Manliness sitting around in a box somewhere. I should find it and see how real the cringe is now.
d10924 No.231757
>>231572
No ass no tits no hips no thighs
Some of those pics are ok but its basically a boy.
d10924 No.231758
>>231757
Actually
> broad shoulders
> no hips
> long thighs
> no tits
> arm muscle
> no waist
tranny?
d10924 No.231776
>>231750
Its not that cringy anymore its just not funny after the first time
d10924 No.231787
>>231750
Dick seems like the kind of guy who's fun to have a few beers with, Maddox is a fucking sperg.
d10924 No.231797
One minor detail: Dick took Maddox' ==EX== home, that night at the wedding. Maddox himself was in a long-term relationship with someone else at the time.
d10924 No.231803
>>231797
jesus fuck. That one got me. Holy shit that's worse than those screamer vidyas from years ago.
d10924 No.231804
>>231758
it's a question worth asking. Have we ever heard her speak?
I also find it hard to believe that they would have a tranny as a model for women' clothes.
Also if she were a tranny we'd probably have heard her harp on about it by now.
d10924 No.231817
>>231572
>>231757
>>231758
>>231804
I don't think she's a tranny. While she does have some masculine features, the hips appear more feminine. While the hips are rather narrow, in context to the rest of her body, they do taper outwards with a pronounced greater trochanter, suggesting that it's a woman.
On a person this slim, you'd expect to se much more of the sartorius is it was a man. Her deltoids are very pronounced but they do not taper inwards towards the insertion as prominently as it does on slim men.
Her body type is rather slim however women tend to have more fatty tissue lining the skin, softening the features caused by the underlying anatomy. I can't say how much of this is due to photoshop but it's almost too specific of a thing to adjust.
Her general knee posture is a little weird but in the front pose we can't necessarily say too much considering only one leg is carrying her weight and she'd need to re-adjust her centre of gravity to stay stable. In the back pose she does have her knees pointed much more inwards than you'd expect but I'd suspect is some twerk-type pose she was meant to be doing.
If someone can get me a picture of her lower back where you can easily spot the depressions caused by the sacrum (the two small dimples on a person's lower back), I'd be able to make a better judgment.
d10924 No.231820
>>231804
see post >>231526 it has all her shitty youtube stuff. Don't think she's a tranny, unsure if she has herpes.
Word on the street is /thedickshow/ had a "dox" of jessica (by 'dox' I mean that in the faggy Maddox sense, not the legit sense where phone numbers and addresses get released. Worse that got released was her work email) but the board magically deleted it in a few hours and then maddox started crying and complaining about 'MUH DOX.'
This has lead people to think that Maddox, or some one he knows is running /thedickshow/
Fun experiment, start posting dox drops of maddox and his friends and see how long they stay up. They will magically disapear while rape threats against anyone who appears on dicks show stay up indefinately.
d10924 No.231842
>>231572
Only niggers care about ass
d10924 No.231857
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>>231513
This is the point when Maddox started to turn rabid-sjw. He made a video in whe he tries to prove that the song "Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer" is bigotted and raysisst.
d10924 No.231861
>>231857
I haven't re-watched the video so I risk putting my foot in my mouth, but I'm sure I thought he had something of a point. (Maybe I just read the article and skipped the video) and used the racism thing to hyperbolically drive home that point ("Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer is a story about everyone bullying someone for being different until the difference is useful to the most popular guy (Santa), at which point they pull back from their previous positions and act-nice because the popular person has signalled their approval of this difference.")
Underscoring hypocrisy and that sort of thing, instead of actually focusing on race.
d10924 No.231867
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>>231864
Oh I remember this chick.
Remember, rape jokes are problematic. Except, I genuinely don't believe she's joking.
d10924 No.231868
Just stopping in to add these links
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/90372223/
Dick talking about Maddox, among other things, on half/pol/ about a week ago.
https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/780337582865387520
Tweet Dick used to verify it was actually him.
Apparently Maddox considers every woman he knows part of some weird friend "harem", and gets upset when other guys even talk to them. No wonder he flipped out about Dick plowing his ex!
d10924 No.231880
>>231758
shoulders do seem wider than hips. Not 100% but something to note
d10924 No.231887
>>231513
>>231515
>>231517
Once again a once efamous shithead from the web1.0 era goes sjw in a pathetic attempt to be relevant again, instead of you know DOING SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING
Its like a fucking pattern…
d10924 No.231942
>>231887
Saddest part was that he was doing pretty well.
His BPITU podcast was funny, his videos were too, but whenever he would get called out on his hypocrisy or bullshit, he'd lose his shit.
I was in a discussion with him at one point where he was debating some issue, can't remember what it was, and everyone called him out on it and instead of being the (admittedly cringeworthy) intellectual heavyweight he purported himself to be in his bio, he went completely inside himself and got into total delete-everything-mode.
The debate even got crazy enough for me and a few others to link him his own video "How to tell if you believe in bullshit" which of course pissed him off.
If he could just learn how to take criticism, he'd be in the money, but with the persona he's built for himself, that's impossible.
d10924 No.231953
MADDOX HAS A BABY DICK! HE EVEN ADMITS IT!
http://archive.is/Icjxs
d10924 No.231964
>>231887
Yeah. For some reason troll's remorse is infecting a lot of former shitlords. I blame third-world immigration.
Then again, he's an Armenian. He's basically a retarded jew.
d10924 No.232107
>>232020
I already brought it up here, but I think part of why he defended cuckolding so vehemently is because he considers Dick to have "cucked" him by sleeping with his ex. Like I said in >>231868, he is apparently really possessive of women in his social circle. Like a "harem". So when Dick fucked his ex, Maddox considered it cucking him. Hence his constant sperging out whenever somebody uses the word "cuck" around him. It's just hitting a raw spot.
d10924 No.232128
>>231964
I want to know if we can record all the trolls who turned SJW. It would make an interesting list
d10924 No.232184
Maddox real FB just got dropped
https://www.facebook.com/george.awz
His girlfriend changed fb accounts
https://www.facebook.com/modeljbmodel
cross reference the likes in their public photos and you will see a lot of likes from PR and media types. Looks like Maddox may be a puppet on a string… Needs more digging for confirm
d10924 No.232220
>>231964
Whats the point of that webm? anyway
>troll's remorse is infecting a lot of former shitlords
>remorse
Nah they dont regret shit, just check the anti-gaymergate cunts, they are all old timey trolls and they keep on trolling today, they just pretend to care in order to make money
Same with maddox, he wants to stop being that obscure web1.0 guy, he wants to make it to the mainstream and be on tv so he pretends he gives a fuck about PC bullshit hoping he'll get a show somewhere
I mean just how old is this guy? mid 40s? already in his 50s?
d10924 No.232238
d10924 No.232474
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Maddox's turn towards progressivism is hardly unprecedented.
For some reason, he's particularly butthurt about white guys in corporate logos:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos
Here he is promoting illegal immigration:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=walmart
Shitting on Bill O'Reilly:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly
Here's a predictable potshot at the KKK:
http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#CLUETRAIN
And then there's this article with a passage aimed at conservatives:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish
This speech he gave at some university is enlightening. Much of his shtick is getting back at all the kids who racially slurred him.
d10924 No.232517
>>231964
Maybe the Turks were on to something
d10924 No.232521
>>232128
And a long one. The leap from alt right to social justice warrior doesn't appear to be far.
d10924 No.232546
>>231887
>>232128
I am trying to think of a few examples of efamous people who were loosing relevance then went full SJW as hard as possible to try to regain it.
>A large chunk of the people at TGWTG (Though to be fair some where always like that)
>SA
>nanners
d10924 No.232549
>>232474
>For some reason, he's particularly butthurt about white guys in corporate logos:
I think you're reaching a bit here, given in that same article
>At least 1 in 3 people chosen at random will necessarily be "African American," even though only 13% of the US population is black.
>>232546
Pretty much everyone who did retsupurae (Okay, so that's SA.)
Habermann
d10924 No.232557
>>232549
>I think you're reaching a bit here, given in that same article
Got a little hasty there, but get a load of this in his SOPA article:
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=pass_sopa
>It could have been our generation's Rodney King verdict. Instead of blacking out our websites, what we need to do is dismantle the system that created this bullshit. Enough is enough.
Yes, he earnestly believes Rodney King was a good boy who dindu nuffin.
d10924 No.232558
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>>232549
>>231517
>>231526
>>231857
>>231887
>>232128
Let's not forget the time he brought this bitch on TBPITU: Live
The video got justifiably trashed in the comments, and it thankfully carried over to the RSS feed (RIP).
d10924 No.232559
>>232557
I dunno, from the quote would that not just be referring to how iconic the verdict was?
(Starting to look like an apologist for the guy, which would be pointless. Defending "Cuckolding is a pretty vanilla fetish!" is a less desirable task than holding onto Stalingrad.)
d10924 No.232589
Look at this fucking happy merchant.
d10924 No.232592
>>232558
is she wearing a fucking dog collar?
d10924 No.232604
>>232546
The vast majority of efamous shitheads is either a sjw or wont oppose their insanity either. Only a tiny bit stay out.
Also I'll say most sjws don't really believe that shit and just pretend to be one for the benefits. Most former trolls fall in this category, from zoe the cum goblin to maddox to mandy harpoons.
d10924 No.232873
>>231525
holy shit, dick masterson is top tier smooth.
d10924 No.232874
>>232873
My favorite line is "What was that?"
It's like punching someone who's unconscious.
d10924 No.233202
>>232546
A recent one I've seen is M13 "Youtube's first moto vlogger" His views have dropped to a few thousands and he complains he's having troubling filling his tours then posts BLM propaganda to his official fan page and wonders why those things are happening.
His private fb page is insane at times. He recently said the police are trying to exterminate all blacks in the US.
d10924 No.233205
>>232474
Let's not forget he would shit on Dick constantly for the faintest hint of Libertarianism in any opinion about a controversial topic. I was inordinately pleased to see the fans of the show take Maddox to task over bringing in Libertarianism as a problem. He justifiably got down voted into oblivion.
d10924 No.233625
>>232474
>>232549
>>232557
>>232558
>>232559
>>233205
It all ties together, but before, Maddox's progressivism was much more subtle, and you'd be forgiven for overlooking it all unless you're hard right.
Anyone in almost any career could identify with his existence as a white collar slave toiling away at an unenviable job. You can see a reflection of yourself in anything he wrote dealing with everyday assholes and petty problems, both of his own and of others.
Maddox was that witty guy trapped in a shit career but made the most of it by just fucking with people, which made you root for him every step of the way. Even if he garnered a tenth of the audience he did, I suspect he'd still rant and rave. The motherfucker had nothing to lose, so he'd fuck with anyone for the right reasons.
I'm reminded of what Jim Goad said a couple years back, "Why is it that those who slaughter sacred cows always seem to have a whole fucking herd of them in their own barnyard?" Which brings me to Maddox. No matter how much people like him claim nothing is sacred, eventually something is, and then everything falls to shit.
d10924 No.233993
Speaking of Maddox being retarded…
d10924 No.234097
>>233993
holy fuck he has no idea what hes talking about. thats the big reveal on infowars? that they are an american LLC? only infowars regulars would be swayed by his retarded uninformed ``research".
The worst part is he absolutely believes what he has is a hit against infowars, when he just doesn't understand what hes talking about.
how can anyone watch this faggot?
d10924 No.234422
>>231515
You know I must say for a man saying that cuck isn't a valid argument or insult. He sure likes to do the same by saying racist.
d10924 No.234446
>>234002
>if they report inaccurate information, they risk losing their jobs and their entire careers
yeah right
d10924 No.234503
>>233202
>He recently said the police are trying to exterminate all blacks in the US.
Well they are doing a shit job at that since they kill more whites and latinos than blacks
>>232474
>Here he is promoting illegal immigration
As someone stuck in a 3rdworld this rustles my jimmies basically because I rather immigrate legally, but the thing is clinton and the dems made legal immigration practically impossible after the 90s. I have a clean record, a degree and enough savings to support me in the US until I can find a job and yet I got rejected for a green card (which is still far away from citizenship) after being years on a waiting list and no fucking reason given for being rejected. Meanwhile progressivecucks like baldy here give amnesty with citizenship and full benefits to some retarded fencehopper that can't string 3 words of english together, never payed any taxes besides sales at a 711 and probably escaped his country with the policia behind his ass.
>>234446
Even established news organizations lie out their asses all the time and nothing happens
d10924 No.234505
>>234503
You shouldn't be allowed in because you will bring your mud blood family with you. There is no difference in the end result of you or the illegals, you both end up the same place on a long enough time scale.
d10924 No.234506
>>234446
>>234503
This was the same logic he used in TBPITU episode about anti-intellectualism. Maddox brought up Dylann Roof and the Trayvon Martin case which inspired the killer's gun rampage. In the RSS feed, fans called him out. While Maddox later conceded NBC helped create the controversy about George Zimmerman by editing the tape, he still firmly thought Trayvon was a good boy who dindu nuffin. He also deleted comments which were made by Alt-Righters, even those who exercised restraint and didn't indulge in the usual polemics.
>>234503
It's also simultaneously amusing and infuriating since he's the progeny of Armenian immigrants.
d10924 No.234668
>>234506
God, he's a fucking idiot.
d10924 No.235050
Hey you fucks get over to twitch and watch this quality cocks
d10924 No.235055
tfw the same man who wrote "The iPhone is a Piece of Shit and So Is Your Face" and whom you asked to sign your copy of The Alphabet of Manliness is now a balding anti-masculinity cuckold
I thought "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" was just a throwaway line that some Hollywood jackass thought sounded good on the first draft. Now it's just… oh God. How do you stay true to yourself, /cow/?
d10924 No.235137
>>232558
Then next week, after people complained, he brought her into the regular episode
d10924 No.235143
>>235137
Yeah, she then proceeded to compare the negative feedback to goobergators. It amuses me progressives think all recent criticism of their bullshit originated from that movement.
d10924 No.235158
>>235055
Maddox was never a hero, he just talked shit on the internet. Stop jerking off to E celebs.
d10924 No.235171
>>235158
>Maddox was never a hero, he just talked shit on the internet.
This is exactly why he used to be a hero to the Old Web, which was the same time as when ED was still considered as this monstrous and festering eyesore, not a circlejerk wiki for a bunch of edgy manchildren who refuse to move on. Maddox attacked everything that was considered sacred cows back then, and this amused the old edgelords and offended the rest. The fact that he was a shit talker and knew it made him a hero in the eyes of the web back then.
But the Web has changed as we know it. Being called edgy is now considered an insult that implies you're a overgrown teenage rebel on puberty. Yet, Maddox still stuck to his old tactics, much like when he posted the cuck video using his usual "explaining the definition" he did like in his older articles in his website. Of course, he run his mouth right before doing more fucking research, so his ass dropped down to a lolcow. Hell, the fact that he refused to move on from his old methods just tells how much "edgy" he is, how he is a overgrown manchild, a giant has-been of the Web.
In other words, he should just either stop with this gig, or adapt to the times. But since he can't move on by himself, I strongly suggest the former option.
d10924 No.235320
>>234505
Spotted the inbreed hillbilly living off the government
How about you stop using my taxes for food stamps and get to work you lazy white trash shit?
d10924 No.235321
>>235320
The poor dear has a cundishun that makes it impossible for him to work. He can still walk to the entrance of a store though before he needs to ride one of those fatmobiles, though.
It's funny. If someone openly talked about gassing trailer trash, no one would bat an eye. Fuck, at least niggers have opportunistic blacks and white liberals give a fuck about them.
d10924 No.235337
>>235171
But he didn't, he never railed against anything that wasn't acceptable to rail against.
>>235320
>Wanting to keep your country makes you an inbred hillbilly living off the government
Huyuck, u sur got me cuz
d10924 No.235341
>>235321
There's an entire book dedicated to that subject.
>Realizing there was social chaos beneath all the yuppie pretense, there was no way I’d buy the conservative line of bullshit. In targeting the poor, conservatism pointed a finger at those who weren’t to blame. But the liberals eventually lost me, too. They pointed a finger at me and I wasn’t to blame either.
>I started losing faith in liberalism when I began noticing that every liberal who accused me of white privilege seemed to come from a more privileged socioeconomic background than I did… If indigenous Amazonian tribes were subjects to acid rain, the liberals were emotionally devastated. But if a trailer park of white trash across town all got cancer because they lived atop a toxic dump, it was a joke.
d10924 No.235342
>>235337
>he never railed against anything that wasn't acceptable to rail against.
Actually, he railed against unacceptable targets, but only they were unacceptable during that time. But the world changed, now they're acceptable to rail against. So that's why his articles look unfunny now, and why he's a cuck today.
d10924 No.235343
>>235342
>Muh Christianity
>Muh fat cat businesses
Very edgy Maddox.
d10924 No.235354
>>235341
Based Jim Goad.
Now there's a guy who's edgy and funny at the same time.
d10924 No.235356
>>235343
>>Muh Christianity
He said on his website in the "FAQ" section this.
>Why don't you do a page about religion? How about those stupid Pagans / Christians / Buddhists / Atheists / Mormons / Hindus / Muslims / Jews, do you think they're stupid?
>No, give it a rest already. I'm not about to change anyone's fundamental beliefs with a two paragraph blurb on my web site. Believe what you want to and shut the hell up about it.
>The whole anti-religion, anti-atheism, anti-whatever theme is tired; GET A NEW CAUSE. If you want a good old fashioned pointless debate about religion, look for it somewhere else.
>I'm sure you'll find many self-proclaimed "enlightened" 14 year olds who have it all figured out and are more than happy to tell you their bullshit philosophy about religion and why your beliefs are wrong.
So yeah, he doesn't seem to give a shit. I don't know now. However…
>>Muh fat cat businesses
Yeah, this. He complains about corporations a lot, seemingly because of his experiences with them. But the implication here is that, despite whining a lot about them, he still uses their services.
Which is why it is obvious that, looking back at it right now, the website is Maddox's whinebox, soapbox and hugbox at the same time.
d10924 No.235359
>>235356
He's right about "enlightened" 14-year olds and atheism though. Then again, it's kind of hard to not be right about it when the personification of that viewpoint is basically The Amazing Atheist.
d10924 No.235426
Didn't we write something about having to like onions? I only had a passing interest in him back then. Could care less about him now. The edgy cuck.
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d10924 No.235546
>>235341
I 100% agree with jim goad on rich yuppies hating on poor whites because they can't openly hate blacks or other non-whites anymore
However ID: 6e0870 is a retarded shit who buy the hurrdurrmudbludz shit like a good poltard and doesn't gets that the problem are not legal immigrants but illegal ones who will keep coming because they don't give a fuck about having papers or breaking the law. Let alone that it is rich people who hire illegals because they are cheap and don't give a fuck about what those illegals did before entering the country because they live in gated communities with private security, so if paco the wetback brought his bath salts business with him its only poor whites who will have to deal with that shit
d10924 No.245008
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>>231515
A thread appeared in the wake of that video, but it was promptly bumplocked into oblivion because the tension between Dick and Maddox wasn't known at the time. Had that video been made by anyone else, it instantly would've merited a thread.
Prior to podcasting, Maddox had noticeable trouble producing videos where he wasn't entirely in control. Just look at this obviously forced mess. How Maddox thought this try-hard shit was the epitome of comedy is anyone's guess, but writing aside, he was always a latent cow. It just took this long for him to spiral downwards.
And some gossip straight from a certain cow farm:
>Sean, the audio engineer, has left Maddox's podcast for good, resulting in a drop in audio quality and listener interest, since Sean was pretty much a full time co-host in all but name.
>when people looked into Maddox's advertising partner (a company called Kendall & Hyde), they found the podcast is only making ~500 USD per episode (1 episode per week), which has to be split between him, his co-host, and his audio engineer.
>listeners/supporters of his podcast have been complaining that Kendall & Hyde is up to some shady business practices, namely failing to ship or refund orders placed on merchandise that is later discontinued. So many people have been contesting undelivered purchases made with K&H that credit card customer service lines now recognize the company by name.
>The biggest recent revelation comes from Asterios Kokkinos, former comedy collaborator and friend of Maddox. Before the launch of his current podcast, Maddox confided to Asterios that he (maddox) paid 30 000 USD for a professional web design firm to make the new podcast's official website. Asterios tried to convince Maddox this was a terrible business move, advising him of alternatives (e.g. shopping around for a better quote, temporarily using free wordpress or tumblr type website design services, etc), but Maddox would not be swayed and stuck with his plan. At this point Maddox had already spent the 4 000 USD advance his publishers gave him two years ago for his yet unfinished book, he's living in a duplex he's only able to afford by splitting the rent with roommates, and he doesn't have any steady income aside from a pittance of merch sales from his old personal website and half of the revenue from the old podcast. People might still be buying his first book in spite of the infamous disavowing, but his second book was a total flop, so much so that the publishers changed the title in hopes of making it more appealing.
>He's nearly 40 now and it doesn't look like his new podcast is going anywhere in terms of its own organic growth of popularity and interest. So in an age when anyone can distribute their cocks online at no financial cost to themselves, Maddox now thinks he can make his money back by offering to host other people's podcasts on his site and collecting a cut of their advertising, like he's a radio station or TV channel, in spite of the fact that the internet has now removed the monopoly any one person can hold over this kind of cocks distribution. That's his 30 000 USD endgame.
d10924 No.245020
Washed-up Web 1.0 hack Maddox will do anything to stay relevant! Sad!
>tfw you used to read his site pretty regularly
>>235546
eat shit niglet
d10924 No.245047
>>245008
>30,000 USD for a podcast site
How the fuck could anyone think that a good price? My inner-jew is screaming
d10924 No.245070
>>245008
shouldn't have spit out the dick!!
d10924 No.245082
>>245008
Why did he disavow his old book? I downloaded it back in the day and even then thought it was shit, but disavowing old works instead of acknowledging them and just talking about how your opinions and writing changed is some cuck shit.
d10924 No.245086
>>245082
He'll get excommunicated if he doesn't confess and atone for his past sins.
d10924 No.245091
>>245086
>excommunicated
That implies he's in anywhere in the first place. He's not.
d10924 No.245112
>>245020
>ex-turkman's fucboi
Kill yourself faggot
d10924 No.245148
>>245112
>getting this butthurt over someone enjoying a formerly entertaining writer years ago
Drink bleach, queer.
d10924 No.245155
>>231757
Maddox did mention he liked Thai Trannies back in 2002/2003. I forget when and can't be bothered to go to his website to find out.
>>231887
He should have stuck up ads on his site, cashed in, and lived in relative financial security. He isn't a genius, he's retarded.
d10924 No.245193
>>245155
>He isn't a genius, he's retarded.
It's more like trying have this "aura of authenticity by not selling-out" like a DIY gutter punk that's against capitalism and shit and such line of thinking, properly, backfired on his ass.
So now he's selling out and trying to relive his glory days, the bloody has-been.
d10924 No.259263
>>231513
Lots of fresh hot goss since this thread started.
Looks like Maddox is now trying to register TBPITU as a trademark. There's been loads of speculation, but if successful, registering the trademark would allow Maddox to obtain complete control distribution of the show's episodes and also the possibility that Maddox might want to relaunch the show on his own. Fans are encouraging Dick to finally take Maddox to court, so that he can't take full ownership of the trademark. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out.
In other news, Kendal and Hyde, the official sponsors for TBPITU, are now officially bust after a long list of alleged setbacks. Many of their customers are understandably and justifiably furious after waiting long periods with no refunds.
Lastly, King Cuck himself had an interview right here.
d10924 No.265679
Just when you thought he wouldn't hit a new low, he does.
d10924 No.265719
What the fuck happened to Maddox?
Why do so many internet oldfags turn into total autists?
d10924 No.265764
>>265719
They had to grow up and get actual jobs or shift with the trends to stay relevant. Being a lolcow cuck is big money now.
d10924 No.265810
>>259263
Full ownership of what? A bunch of old podcasts? What value is there to be retrieved at all, much less stolen from Dick?
d10924 No.265832
>>231750
He's fucking Armenian. It's akin to being, I dunno, North Side Jewish or something. Jew Lite.
Neurotic, borderline sociopathic, and while possessed of a high verbal IQ seemingly unaware of how his actions will impact him in the long-term.
d10924 No.265845
>>265832
Wow. You're a flaming racist.
d10924 No.265909
>>265679
goons were a mistake
d10924 No.265918
>>265845
>Wow. You're a flaming racist.
>This event, a most unexpected one, comes as a shock to Zher as zhe posts on a board dedicated to retard schadenfreude on a Macedonian windchime enthusiast mailing-list
Wow, you're a thin-skinned goon faggot. Without a counter-argument, no less.
d10924 No.265941
>>265918
The Jewish thing is definitely cultural. There is no evidence that it's a genetic condition or particularly real. Your entire argument about genetics it based on a confirmation bias.
d10924 No.265942
>>265918
Also you're a literal edgy Nazi who's calling someone else a sociopath.
d10924 No.265958
>>232521
The alt right and social justice warriors are literally the same thing. Both believe in things rather than defaulting to whatever banal, wishy-washy position is the most inoffensive on a given issue.
>>265845
Do you even know where you are? Sounds like someone took a wrong turn from le Reddit.
d10924 No.266081
ITT : permavirgin alt-shit losers bitching and moaning the same exact way as the SJW they seem to loath
d10924 No.266082
899064 No.266836
>>265810
It certainly helps building your brand to have complete control over cocks you created and is currently in dispute with a former partner of yours. It also helps to have control over the very rich source of your income.
9cb586 No.266841
Did Dick ever blow up Maddox on The Dick Show, or just on reddit?
899064 No.266843
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>>266841
He's been blowing him up for the past several podcasts, including the podcast that came after Maddox dropped the "DickLies" video.
Skip ahead to about the 35 minute mark to hear the full response point-by-point.
eb8599 No.266851
>>266081
k, I'll go enlighten myself and watch Ben Shapiro and Sargon of Akkad videos. Only SJWs don't like things.
99917f No.266999
>>265679
This pretty funny because I constantly shit on poltards for bringing retarded graphs that at best only justify their fears on a socio-anthropological level at best, which pretty much justifies SJW's rhetoric and no real genetic-biological evidence, or bring only assumptions on only the negative stuff, and then you come across with this faggots who literally say "Facts don't matter" I know that technically the correct expression is "The study of factual biological differences to discern between races is invalid."
I also know they couldn't comprehend that for their lives anyways though.
Not to mention:
>Constantly shitting about muh history when bringing current society's problems.
Although in all honesty I also fight against /pol/ for bringing history when trying to prove DNA problems or ignoring historic facts from both sides.
>inb4: lolbertarian.
What can I say? Too low for a race war, too right for "dindu nuffin", Now where are my childrens at?
2a0d4e No.267035
>>266999
Real talk, Polar Bears are actually better than Human beings, when's the last time you saw a Polar Bear that was a lolcow?
8b8d12 No.269852
>>265679
>The vast majority of crime is "white on white".
What's it with leftists and ignoring per capita?
0a4120 No.269896
>>266841
>>266843
There's a huge beef going now between the two if I'm not mistaken.
ee13b6 No.269937
>>266999
Hello friend have you heard the gospel of our lord and savior mencius moldbug
(polite sage for off-topic)
9766f6 No.270162
>>269896
That was already established.
Have you read the thread?
2c336b No.270979
Maddox didn't meet Mental Jess until the screening of the live show, which was around episode 40. His white knighting of herpes on episode 6 seems to be unrelated then.
A couple of new developments (not necessarily in chronological order):
>Dick found an old letter sent to 80's girl by Maddox asking to get back together.
>Dick has dubbed it the Nuclear Goss Bomb and is waiting for the right bit to extract as much comedy out of it as possible.
>In the mean time Mental Jess called the school 80's girl works for and tried to file a complaint in the hopes of getting her fired.
>Asterios claims his work has received 3 similar complaints
This:
>Jesse of Podawful calls Denzel, friend of the Dick Show and host of Real Nerd Hours, a nigger.
>lolsoedgy
>Annoying, but not such a big deal
>What was funny was Mental Jess defending it, saying she says nigger all the time.
>As if real life is an image board.
There's also the saga of Santa Cuck:
>Maddox has no sponsors now and has only put out one bonus episode.
>He bragged about it hitting #6 on iTunes comedy
>What he didn't say was that it was iTunes comedy ALBUMS. A pretty dead category.
>Even cuts the episode up in odd chunks so it technically qualifies as an album
>Asterios, Reddit, and one of his co-writers decide to make an album of their own to bump Maddox off the list.
>It's just 4 tracks of public domain Christmas songs rewritten to call Maddox a cuck as many times as huTranny possible
>It's titled Santa Cuck: Bald-Headed Lies
>Santa Cuck goes straight to #1 on iTunes comedy albums. Blowing George right the fuck out.
>It stays at #1 for a few days while Maddox's bonus episode is long gone.
>Asterios gets contacted by Billboard for an archival copy of Santa Cuck: Bald-Headed Lies
>Album only sold five or six hundred copies.
>With that in mind, Maddox's episode must have only sold about 80 or so to be at number 6 for a brief period of time.
TLDR; no one knows how he pays rent
Also Dick is planning on renting a billboard outside of where Maddox lives and putting something up that would get under his skin. And keep it up forever.
>>231525
Dick also gives a full account of his Dr. Phil experience in his first bonus episode. It's fascinating the hear. You do have to be a good goy and give out the shekels though. Well worth it imo.
6a2b50 No.270995
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>>270979
At least delivering an embed wouldn't have killed you. :^)
2c336b No.271073
>>270995
Out of all the things I could have added the hilarious shit show that was the Santa Cuck sing along is not one of them.
One of the things I missed was Wautergate. Wauterboi, a musician who did music contributions and even wrote TDS theme was still on speaking terms with Maddox, but decided to post their private conversations when he finally gave up on the guy. Wauterboi admits this was wrong, and bad, but he did it anyways, meaning more lulz for us.
Here's the rest of Wautergate:
http://files.ilj.io/files/what_i_owe.txt
http://files.ilj.io/files/the_disgusting_thing_asterios_did.txt
http://files.ilj.io/files/make_rage_not_war.txt
I also forgot to mention that now Mental Jess is trying to collect information on how many times Dick threatened Maddox verbally to try and get a restraining order. Even though Dick only ever did so hyperbolicly, and if that's the metric she wants to go by then Maddox is a far worse offender.
There's also some old goss about a mutual friend of Dick and Maddox being confided in that Maddox was thinking about giving an anonymous tip to the police about Dick possessing cocaine. Dick talked about it on one of the bonus episodes.
b9f576 No.271083
>>231513
>you shouldn't expect to get raped if you pass out drunk at a party
Isn't that like saying "you shouldn't expect to get mugged if you walk down dark alleyways with a buncha twentys hanging out of your pocket"?
268af5 No.271107
>>271083
OK I'm tired of women being taken responsible of their rapes.
If you load a gun and foolishly play with the gun against your head you're being stupid, very fucking stupid and you're putting your life on the line, true, but that doesn't mean that if someone walks to you, takes the gun and pulls the trigger he isn't a murderer.
5f9a57 No.271134
>>271083
Everyone gets mugged in detroit
6fc8af No.271156
>>271073
I can't wait for Tuesday, fug.
efc8ba No.271235
>>271107
Not a single person is saying that.
This world is full of people who will violently exploit you and it is your responsibility to protect yourself from them. That's all we're saying.
Keep in mind that English is very poor at having this type of conversation.
0e9d21 No.273976
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>>271073
>>271156
Here's the video
c36025 No.291964
Maddox's book finally came out and flopped hard.
9c659c No.292150
>>291964
has anyone uploaded it online to read for free?
3a7372 No.292208
>>231626
I wonder how much they had to pay Siri for the five seconds of being in this scene
4dad00 No.292479
Maddox is now suing Patreon to try and get Dick's patreon taken down.
https://archive.is/joFqI
>Wow, @maddox is suing @patreon for $20 million to get Dick Masterson's account taken down.
af9143 No.292527
>>292479
The Eternal Armenian strikes again.
9de8c5 No.293366
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Is Maddox misleading the judge?
b79fd3 No.293427
>>231513
>that embed
You better not be giving Maddox money with this faggot
b79fd3 No.293434
>>265941
>>265942
>literal edgy Nazi
>There is no evidence that it's a genetic condition or particularly real.
>http://archive.is/O0Gju
>Scientists Discover Gene That Predisposes Ashkenazi Jews to Schizophrenia
>Variations of the DNST3 gene make Ashkenazi Jews 40 percent more likely to develop schizophrenia and similar diseases.
Get the fuck out
7da826 No.293647
>>293366
Unrelated to Madcucks, but under this law then wouldn't it also be possible to sue any person or corporation for having fake followers on social media?
a66a54 No.293887
>>293647
no, because even if you have sponsors, they aren't paying you by how many followers you have, they're paying you by how many people engage with their product.
It might be actionable if the rates you're being paid are based on how much media presence you have.
3f90b1 No.293906
>>293434
Your reading comprehension sucks. Having that gene while being Jewish raises your chances of having those disorders by 40 percent, over the rest of the Jewish population.
291254 No.293919
>>231513
>Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great
doubt.jpg
e3169f No.294287
>>235055
Simple. To quote foxdickfarms, or, foxdickfarms…
>Did 'Snatch' stop being funny because Guy Ritchie started making bullshit wannabe-David-Lynch garbage? Did 'Clerks' stop being funny because Kevin Smith made Jersey Girl? Did 'Mad Max' stop being awesome mad because Mel Gibson publicly apologised for being actually brokebrain mad? Did old Simpsons stop being funny because new Simpsons exist?
>Maddox was a product of his time, and he was undeniably funny. His dumb, outrageously arrogant persona struck a chord with almost all of us. Web 1.0 was the era of the personal page, before facebook, before even livejournal and MySpace came out it was a wasteland of geocities and angelfire pages made by Steve Nobody from the ass-end of nowhere about his shit kids and his passion for collecting vintage jazz vinyls. Maddox came along with his own personal page that was just "Fuck you I'm a pirate and your kids are shit" and it was as fucking refreshing as when the Simpsons burst onto a network television roster dominated by feelgood all-american sitcoms like Full House.
>And the late 90s were a weird time for masculine identity in general. There was none of this dangerhair vs neckbeard culture war bullshit going on, but it was still weird, especially if you were a confused teenage boy. It was just fucking weird. The media was shilling the ideal of the 'Sensitive New Age Guy', trannies weren't really a mainstream thing and yet Marilyn Manson had a fuckin boob job, people were wearing eyeliner and deliberately taking ketamine even though they weren't desperate heroin addicts trying to induce a coma to wait out a smack drought. It was fucking weird. When a guy came out saying 'Hey pirates are badass and it's okay to just want to eat meat jerky and look at boobies and bottle up all your feelings with alcoholism', it was exactly what a bunch of us wanted to hear. That we were okay. That we could fart and eat meat jerky and not ever have to talk to our girlfriends about our feelings.
>Yes, it's tame garbage by the Internet Hate Machine standards for edgelordery that came later, but at the time it was counterculture with mainstream appeal. It was a guy telling it like it was, and by sheer dumb luck he dead nailed it, hitting the pulse of what was popular for dumb confused kids to think while flying in the face of everything the media told us was popular to think. It hasn't aged well ; of course it hasn't. But neither have the first seasons of Simpsons or South Park or Seinfeld. Nothing that's a 'product of it's time' ever ages well.
>I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the Best Page in The Universe, because it was unapologetic and said what we were all thinking. It doesn't matter that the guy behind it turned out to be a miserable worthless faggot, because he's just the one who wrote our thoughts down and hosted them on some shitty website. The real Maddox was always in our hearts all along, that angry arrogant pirate deep inside all of us who just wanted to eat beef jerky and call other people's kids shit. The real Maddox never died. The real maddox is @CatParty and @Null and @AnOminous and all of you, and me too. The real Maddox is anyone who'll look at a long, heartfelt post like this one and quote it in it's entirety and say "lol calm down" and hope my feelings get a little hurt and I feel silly. The real Maddox is Dick Masterson, and Count Dankula, and that kid who owned the shit out of Honest Abe on twitter that one time. The real Maddox is anyone who just wants to fuck around and have some fucking fun on the internet instead of being a spastic moneygrubbing Armenian cunt who sues people for twenty million dollars for making fun of what an asshurt cuck he is.
>The real Maddox is alive and well, and I love him still. I don't know who this George Ouzouzian guy is, though. Probably a cuck.
a8f53f No.294314
>>294287
>The real maddox is @CatParty and @Null
…a lolcow?
I just skimmed that wall of cringe, but is this really how they talk on foxdick?
edf350 No.294315
>>294287
What the fuck dude
6a4879 No.294348
>>294314
>>294315
They don't always post massive walls like these. This is one of the more well thought-out posts – consider them the KYM comments section of lolcow sites.
977e48 No.294353
>>294314
>People on Foxdick think Null is some kind of badass
I expect nothing from Foxdicks, and they still let me down.
f50300 No.294364
>>294287
Jesus Christ that was gay as shit.
c84ae0 No.294372
>>294287
Somewhat right but also retarded in so many ways.
People should think more before posting walls of text like this.
9c659c No.294378
>>294287
All he had to say was "man, maddox used to be pretty funny but now he sold out and became a faggot"
>The real maddox is @CatParty and @Null and @AnOminous and all of you, and me too
Losers using a website to cover up their insecurities? sounds about right!
e3169f No.294417
>>294372
>Somewhat right but also retarded in so many ways.
Well it may've been autistic, but how was it retarded?
d0ba86 No.294528
>>294287
Pfft, whatever. The real deal was always The Second Best Page in the Universe, anyway. Only real faggots will remember that one.
ab02a8 No.294535
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no one post this here yet?
2bd39a No.294609
>>294287
Good God these foxdicks need to be gassed
4dad00 No.294614
>>294528
I'm ashamed to admit I know what you are talking about. Is he still doing that?
2bd39a No.294701
>>294417
>how was it retarded?
>The real maddox is @CatParty and @Null and @AnOminous and all of you, and me too
4dad00 No.297622
This is so one sided, Maddox is fucked.
feeb1d No.298185
>>294701
Perhaps it would've been better without that autism at the 5th paragraph, but nothing you wouldn't see from KYM.
1c9031 No.298555
the t*rks didn't go far enough
ebef93 No.305167
0d5fa7 No.312790
https://archive.is/PGAkR
Wonder how Maddox will feel if you bring this up to him
d3488f No.312846
>>312790
Sounds straight out of /pol/, shit.
0d5fa7 No.314540
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Maddox makes a new show, copying other youtubers to try and stay relevant.
>Only 9000 views
>More dislikes than likes
83f8a5 No.314728
>>231572
>>231758
That is a man, and a half-niggrish one, at that.
00509f No.316778
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here's a video made by an ED admin. Dick had him on the show afterwards.
0d5fa7 No.316870
>>316778
This video was informative, made me absolutely despise Maddox. Saw him on the dick show and he claimed he found things about Maddox which he didn't include on the video which was so much worse, which has me curious.
On a side note, I remember an old article he wrote where he claimed suicide was cowardly. Does he still feel that way after his sister killed herself?
912446 No.344831
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If you watched EZ PZ's breakdown of Maddox, he has the clip where Maddox went on the drunken peasants and made them censor their chat so badly they had to issue refunds to almost every single person who paid to have a chat read.
Well Ben from DP stopped by a Dick Show live event and decided to read to long list of words that trigger Maddox.
> The Dick Show
> thedickshow.com
> Dick Masterson
> Team Dick
> #TeamDick
> Masterson
> Madcucks
> Madcuck
> Madcux
> Rape list
> Rape apologist
> 8chan
> Dick Masterson
> Cuck
> Sycamore
> Nigger
> 8chan.net
> Manpurse
> Asterios
> Dick Team
> Where's Dick?
> Where's Kokkinos?
> Dick Show
> Cuckmas
> Disavowed
> The best book in the universe
> #DickLies
> #DikLies
> 30k
> Kendal
> Adam Nash
> Nashville
> D1ck Masterson
> D1ckm4st3rs0n
> [Many number/letter combos]
> 80's girl
> 80s girl
> Atease girl
> Dick is the winner
> Mental Jess
> [Many versions of "Mental Jess"]
> Ouzounian
> Peach
> Peach Saliva
> Restraining order
> Job lynch mob
> 819
With out knowing because when you treat your street address the same way you treat people calling you a cuck, Maddox doxxxxed himself and Ben accidently revealed it and no one knew why the fuck 819 or Sycamore would trigger King Cuck so much…..
Bet the balding failure just wishes he let people call him a cuck for money now huh?
PS. be sure to download a copy, I have a feeling the MadCuck will try and DMCA it off the face of the earth soon.
0dbb28 No.344843
>>344831
You know you've fucked up hard when even The Amazing Atheist's gang think you're a pathetic cuck.
88f9c8 No.345346
>>231572
i love her ass, nest part of EZ PZs vid
ddb1d1 No.345738
>>316778
Really nice video. I haven't given a shit about Maddox since I was probably 15 or something, that was 12 years ago. I stopped following him when the alphabet of manliness came out, I pirated it, and it was total shit (only thing I remember about that book was the chapter about how to feel up girls without being found which I thought was a pretty weird thing to write about, and a whole chapter about Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris jokes were already old back then). I had no idea he had been involved with so much stupid shit.
The part in the video where he's in a podcast and they talk about ex girlfriends sleeping with other people and it looks like he's going to cry is the best.
ada2c7 No.345770
Holy fuck this thread is old.
912446 No.345848
>>344831
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Maddoxbannedwords.mp4
Back up copy. Furious George is trying to delete fucking everything.
0d5fa7 No.345951
>>344831
How much do you want to bet he'll sue the DP for this?
912446 No.348345
>>345951
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/805jq1/maddox_is_a_creep/
Smug prick still thinks he's a winner holding on to a 12+ year old achievment…. So expect Ben to be added to the lolsuit, then expect Maddox to demand TJ disavow Ben. The either TJ will do what Maddox says and tank his career or stand by Ben and get added to the Lolsuit
912446 No.357402
>>348560
"Don't ever talk to me of my Jane Doe's banned word list ever again"
-t. A Mad Cuck
https://twitter.com/DrunkenBenpai/status/968992671833276418
Wonder if TJ is gonna protect m'lady Maddox. It'd be pretty funny for Maddox to be the hill TJ's carreer dies on.
7a4fdb No.357422
>>357402
>Maddox career finally dies and he's reduced to sucking dick in backalleys to pay his bills
>takes fat banana pedophile down with him
2018 is going to be a nice year.
6712e8 No.357438
0dbb28 No.357611
>>348560
Why is like every fucking book out there a bestseller?
Maddox is a nobody but somehow he had a bestseller?
2acfbd No.357726
>>357611
It's an advertisement. It's like "REALLY WORKS!" on dinosaur sponges or "EXTREME SWORD-SWINGING ACTION" on some shitty action figure.
There's no real number you have to hit to be a best-seller, and shoppers tend to see it as a quality guarantee, so nobody in the business of selling books has any real problem with slapping "bestseller" on any old shit.
0d5fa7 No.357929
>>357611
He wasn't even a best seller on NYT, he got #2 spot on the comedy books section ONCE.
4bbc98 No.357991
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George is a sad, sorry little man.
Polite sage for not contributing to the discussion.
b3432b No.359673
>>270979
>Also Dick is planning on renting a billboard outside of where Maddox lives
that was dumped long ago
2e7588 No.362388
>>293906
>Having that gene while being Jewish raises your chances of having those disorders by 40 percent, over the rest of the Jewish population.
What the fuck? Are you just pretending to be retarded?
2e7560 No.362859
>The full story is he pretended to be a real journalist from a company the name of which he misspelled to email Dick's friend's boss claiming to also be a feminist activist and allege he harasses women. By doing this, Maddox admitted to perjury and criminal impersonation.
So Maddox has pulled a Peter Coffin and made up a Girlfriend he had impersonated in his own lawsuit.
0d5fa7 No.362880
>>362859
So he's admitting to being a crossdresser now?
556c95 No.362912
>>362859
Maddox really has a girlfriend, Mental/MetalJess. He was impersonating a reporter.
912446 No.364129
>>362880
>>362912
>me
There is no way Maddox is gonna top his shit $400 million lolsuit that admitted his girlfriend has herpes, the defense of the only person who has to take it seriously is "Maddox by his own deffinition is a cuck and we can prove it", having his book bomb, having everyone on his podcast jump ship, losing all his subscribers, and being forever known as the guy who became an unfunny cuck who cries about mean people on the internet. There is nothing more this Cow can produce….
>Maddox
Hold my diet Pepsi you dullard. I'm going on the record to admit I commited perjury, impersonated a real person which is a massive crime in the state I'm suing in, and legally admitting I am a tranny faggot.
>The Internet
*SLOW CLAP UNTIL IT GOES INTO MASSIVE APPLAUSE*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
912446 No.364141
>>357611
>>357929
Naw the #2 NYT best seller is legit. There was some Charlie rose interview where the author (some ecconomist) had the #3 NYT bestseller, and they joked about how his book was below alphabet of manliness.
Maddox has had incredible begginers luck. His first Job he mover up to an admin position. His first website went viral. His first book hit #2 on in the country. His first few youtube videos went viral. His first podcast was a break out sensation.
>Looks like his luck has run out
>Thinks he's gonna get lucky with making a T.V. show
>Thinks he's gonna get lucky making a videogame
>Thinks he's gonna get lucky doing any of the things he did before again.
0d5fa7 No.364176
>>364141
>There was some Charlie rose interview where the author (some ecconomist) had the #3 NYT bestseller, and they joked about how his book was below alphabet of manliness.
Years ago, I would have thought that book deserved the #1 spot just to see someone like him make it. Now, I'm glad people like that guy were mocking it when it made the charts.
>Maddox has had incredible begginers luck.
He just happened to do these things first, before so many people who are doing exactly the same shit, but better, now. Can't speak for his first job though, don't know his work ethic or how that was like before he turned into such a whiny cuck now.
>image
Has he disavowed his Elizabeth Smart article? This makes him seem so much more pathetic, if you made this good job.
141296 No.364371
>act like a woman so you can write articles on sites like Vice about being bullied by the ebil Greek dude
It's so funny Maddox still portrays himself as this uberTranny pirate when in reality he's a fucking thin-skinned loser.
141296 No.364372
>>364371
>uberTranny pirate
The wordfilter on this board always gets me.
14821d No.364420
>>357611
>>364141
Web 1.0 was a naive place. If you ever take a look back at really dated memes like Numa Numa or Mr. T Ate My Balls and try to understand why you or anyone thought they were funny you get this weird sensation like seeing early humans attempts at crafting tools. There was a period in the early 2000s when he was very legitimately a huge fucking deal. For whatever reason, some guy talking about how action movies are better than romcoms and talking shit to 12 year olds who email him struck a chord with the internet at the time, just about every gaming forum probably had Maddox threads and people would share articles with their buddies at school and work. His first book was launched to success by his following. His (first) huge mistake was going years at a time without updating, but he had enough residual interest to fuel his YouTube channel and podcast. Tbh though Dick and the dynamic between him and Maddox is really what carried the Biggest Problem because its success was gradual.
>>364176
The stories he told about his first job made it sound like a pretty dysfunctional place. He also bullshitted a lot and I'm skeptical of some of his stories. It should speak more that that was the only job he ever talked about because it was the only day job he has ever worked and past attempts to get a job have never made it past the interview process.
141296 No.364457
Wasn't Maddox a weeb when he was younger?
He based his name on a mecha OVA called Metal Skin Panic MADOX-01.
80f0d2 No.364860
>>364420
It's incredible to me that he didn't just let Dick publicly humiliate him for money, it would have been such a sweet gig and it's not like he should have any self-respect anyway as a balding armenianlet.
bd8d75 No.365096
>>364141
Man, I remember why I used to like that guy. Then he became a fag.
You can't go that far for edginess' sake and THEN turn around and sue someone for saying mean words about you.
0d5fa7 No.365676
>>364860
The guy still thinks he's a badass and worthy of respect.
cf59c2 No.365731
>>365676
He still thinks it's 2003 and he's a relevant e-celeb.
There are e-celebs more famous than him who were born after he started all of this, like the Paul brothers.
0d5fa7 No.367198
>>365731
All he had to do was simply keep quiet. That's it. That was all he had to do. He could have faded back into obscurity, on a fairly decent note with the Biggest Problem ending due to unknown reasons, with people going "Oh hey, I remember Maddox, I used to read his articles, not anymore though, those were good times". Those youtube videos with his face proving he wasn't tough might have harmed his image, but not enough to destroy his rep to longtime fans, after all, who really thought Maddox was a pirate who beat women and children IRL anyway?
Instead, he had to lie about Dick, start drama with Dick, start this bogus lawsuit, whine about people calling him names on the internet, lose his shit at a well meaning fan who simply wanted to patch things up between him and Dick, and keep making shitty cocks that's not only so painfully boring to watch and read, but is mimicking shit he complained about in the past.
The guy is fucked, he either refuses to find work or simply can't get hired because of a long unemployment gap, his cocks isn't giving him cash, his impulsive attitude towards endorsement deals led to him promoting shit like that horrible hot sauce or "Gamefarts" which makes his fans less trusting towards whatever he promotes which in turn will alienate big name advertisement deals. The guy is living with two roommates in San Fransisco, he obviously can't afford to live out on his own in that god forsaken expensive city. His only hope is this lawsuit, which is pretty much a done case at this point, there's no way he's winning this, he'll be lucky if no one counter-sues him for this. I don't know what more to say, other than Maddox's tale should be told to other aspiring web creators as to what not to do if you get lucky and get e-famous. He is done.
2acfbd No.367338
>>367198
We all thought his asshole gimmick was just that, a gimmick. We thought he was playing it up for laughs. Now it seems like he legitimately was mad about the people sending him poorly-worded hatemail or iphones or whatever the fuck he ranted about.
780d29 No.367535
>>364420
>really dated memes
There are current memes that are just as stupid. The memes didn't change, you just grew up
>>367198
We can gain more from the idea he represented, than from the sperg he actually was.
cf59c2 No.367628
>>367198
Why doesn't he move out of LA? Buying an apartment in a place like Vermont or Wyoming is around five times cheaper than most places in CA.
0d5fa7 No.367892
>>367628
Probably because he's trying to make a comeback and he's stuck with this outdated idea that California is where you need to be to make it big.
>>367338
Was he genuinely mad that people showed sympathy to Elizabeth Smart or Christopher Reeve?
0d5fa7 No.369926
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His lawyer is probably the best lawyer of all time.
912446 No.370498
>>369926
Fucking love Rekieta streams. Sure they are way too fucking long but the breakdown are amazing.
The stand with maddox in the Kuckhold Kissing Krew have been comming out of the wood work
>Ryan Holiday Blames Dick and says maddox a good boy he dindu nuffin
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/845ou2/i_wrote_a_book_about_how_hulk_hogan_sued_gawker/dvn7wit/
>^abve is the question
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/845ou2/i_wrote_a_book_about_how_hulk_hogan_sued_gawker/dvn89c0/
>^Ryan Holidays response
Tim Pool is also crying he's a victim of cyber bullying because people make fun of him for being an E begging click bait whore playing real journalist
ceb799 No.370621
yeah tim pool turning out to be a cuck is odd. Never really watched his shit before though so maybe this was well known
2da98a No.370665
>>370621
it's been known for at least 6 months.
bb732d No.370773
>>294287
Friendly reminder, Maddox spent plenty of time whining about girl problems and other stupid shit. In his earlier blogs, he would whine about girls only wanting sex. This is the "hero-turned-villian" people are waxing off. By people, I mean early twenty and under-year olds.
912446 No.374534
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>>370621
>yeah tim pool turning out to be a cuck is odd.
Why hello fellow kids, I 100% believe in free speech unless people who help shill my shit are suing over butthurt
>>370665
To people following Maddox's banishment to a lifetime in the Cuck shed? Yeah. I remember when people corrected Tim because he interviewed Maddox as an anti-SJW and he cried that he was being victimized and cyber harrassed.
God Tim Pool is softer than baby shit
cb9b10 No.396996
>>370498
>twitter literally goes "delet this"
peak wew
this is pathetic
>>396847
>didn't happen you're an idiot
>also blocked
really gets the noggin joggin
1ed6b0 No.396999
>>370498
To note; Tim was dickriding sargon really hard lately with the antifa and afterwards with the definition of classical liberal, I think he wants to kiss the ring. He also thinks wikipedia is 95% of the time reliable he said it recently, I can dig out the video . He's also a hack who pretends he isn't, watch his "Why Did Mashable Make The Youtube Shooter Look White?", and read the comments if you don't see why he seems deliberately misleading.
79f0a3 No.397001
>>374534
I was referring to when tim went with lauren to the antifa whatever. it was kinda, obvious.
4d00eb No.426571
>>294287
>this gave me cancer
afc838 No.428430
>>428394
>now that everything I do WILL be monitored and reposted, let me STILL act like a dumbass especially now that I have a lawsuit accusing a whole bunch of people/companies doing the same shit I am doing RIGHT NOW
Armenians, the lowest lifeform on Earth. I hope the faggot gets to pay all the faggots he tried to sue those 20 million dollars.
babc89 No.428485
66a0d7 No.428505
>>367628
>>367892
It's also a generational thing for late-born boomers/first wave gen xers–living in commiefornia is still a status symbol to themselves and their retarded peers, which is born from God only knows how many years of propaganda that the west coast is the best place in the world, even as you have to wade through human feces and syringes just to mow your lawn.
60effb No.428697
>>428505
It's certainly one of the most expensive places to live, Maddox is getting fucked financially living there.
bcb9ef No.428830
>>428697
Apparently he's a communal housemate? Fucking sad to be mid 40's stuck in a shared house.
afc838 No.428969
>>428830
It's fitting for him to be in a communal house when he has a communal girlfriend that everyone gets a share of.
bcb9ef No.429026
>>428969
> village bike
< built like a bike
74c3d6 No.432787
>>429026
I'd take her for a ride if she looked like that, even though she's a groid.
But look at other pictures. This one is particularly flattering but she usually looks like a total nutjob.
bcb9ef No.432886
>>432787
Thats the problem, she's almost attractive but her proportions are off and she gets more off putting with repeated views.
d7e463 No.448895
https://twitter.com/imwithdick/status/996796968600031232
https://archive.is/5h0kg
>Dismissed with prejudice for Dick/Boser/Foundation digital
>Dismissed with prejudice for WS
>Dismissed without prejudice for Kokkinos, the judge wants to have a repleading after Landau amends the complaint.
>Best part of the case is when Landau interrupted WS so much that the judge threatened to hold him in contempt if he did it one more time. He really didn’t like Landau.
>Landau asked the judge if they can replead in California for Dick, the judge yes because it’s a different jurisdiction. Watch out for that Dick
d7e463 No.448932
>>448895
>Landau tried to read, in earnest, Madcuck’s statement about how Dick and Asterios used their companies to create him. Was quickly shot down by WS’s attorney
>The judge mentioned multiple times how almost every statement was conclusory
>There were several awkward silences caused by Landau not knowing how to answer a question or rifle through his papers for an answer
>At some point, the judge berated Landau for repeatedly not answering the basic question “Was there a breach of contract?”
>Asterios brought the thing he printed at Kinko’s, left it covered, but since the judge unexpectedly dismissed with the expectation there will be a repleading, Asterios’s lawyer never got far enough into his argument to have a chance to use it. Still don’t know what it is
>The judge said that he could not make sense of most of the complaint, and cited that as a main reason for a repleading. The complaint was “beyond him”
4fe522 No.450625
>>448895
>>448932
>>450606
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?
60effb No.450655
>>448895
https://archive.fo/oxBHm
>Lastly, Landau jumps in by asking if the case can still be brought in California. The judge responds "it's not in my jurisdiction, you can do whatever you want." After that, the hearing ended.
This fucking lawyer, holy shit he has to be the worst lawyer I ever seen in my life. Who asks a judge for legal advice?
ae6eff No.450735
>>450655
Maddox got conned by a shyster lawyer, it always turns to shit for poor George.
8b9dab No.451032
>>450735
If anyone deserves to eat shit, it's bald cuckboi George.
c75ceb No.451324
Oh wow, this guy is still barely hanging on?
The huge mistake was showing himself instead of just invisibly writing articles, once their was a face to the soy his dreams of becoming anything on the internet instantly died.
Last time I heard anything about his attempts at getting attention was his pathetic stab at usage of the word cuck, which didn't dispute it even slightly and yes, made him look like a huge fucking cuck.
The lawsuit sounds hilarious and it's great that he lost.
9d689b No.452371
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There is even a punk rock song.
34432d No.452375
>>452371
>punk rock song
Nigga just say punk song, you sound like a geriatric boomer.
8b9dab No.454387
>Even Mundane Fatt dropped his support for King Cuck
>King Cuck STILL TRIES to get people fired from their jobs
lmao at Saddox's life
60effb No.454616
>>454387
>Even Mundane Fatt dropped his support for King Cuck
Wasn't he the only guy who thought sadcuck had a shot at winning?
675cad No.454638
8b9dab No.454651
>>454616
Yeah, and there was also that ChrisRayGun faggot who took Saddox' side but didn't back out afaik, so much for "muh free speech" from those antisjw cucks.
>>454644
>even Rucka Rucka left Saddox
how did he even handle being with someone this problematic tbqh
675cad No.454669
>>293434
What about the gene that makes blacks more predisposed to violence?
https://www.nature.com/articles/mp2014130
675cad No.454671
>>294287
Dumbest shit I've ever read.
4d00eb No.454739
Be Maddox
>Hate your life, family and job so code and write comedy to blow off steam
>Have break out success but are unable to ever monitize it
>Finally get a NYT best selling book, but get fucked on your deal to where you can't use your persona online for money for waaaaayyyy too long, but don't care because you make a really good chunk of change from it
>Meet your biz partner Dick, who becomes a super close friend
>2nd book flops but whatever, you got $500k from the forward, you can coast and do whatever you want for a while
>Play around with ideas brain storming your comeback
>Build massive social circle in LA to support you when the next Maddox project drops
>Projects get picked up, then last minute get shit canned. Bums you out but your buddy Dick explains the beast of Hollywood and helps you navigate these waters
>Try a Podcast
BREAKOUT SUCCESS
>You're riding high. You are in control of your show, making money, and seen as a legend for old internet work
SUDDENLY DICK LEAVES A WEDDING WITH YOUR EX
>A guy you considered one of your best friends, who helped you move to and settle into LA starts banging your ex
FAST FORWARD TO THE LOLSUIT
>Tim Pool stops defending you and backing you after getting his shit pushed in on a Reddit AMA on the Dick show sub and everyone calling out what a hypocrite he is, so he publicly apologizes throwing you under the bus
>Your Co-Host Rucka leaves you
>Your sponsors leave you
>Chris Gay Gun publicly disavows you when news of your faggy lolsuit comes out
>Cross over videos you do either get pulled down after people inform the show you are on what a cuck fag you are or they throw in under the radar jabs at you like Internet Etiquette did in the Closed Captioning of their video https://youtu.be/0m_cuVJu1Ig?t=3m59s and stay up to show how stupid you are to not understand that everyone hates you
>Lash out at people crying about cyber bullying while trying to dox and get people fired for making fun of you
>Your only show regular fans are Titi321, a reddit user who is an admitted sex offender for downloading CP and David Clegg, a guy who admits he's sexually attracted to children
>Lose your trademark lolsuit
>Now unedited versions of your old show are being released to expose what a cry baby control freak you are
>At least your frivolous lolsuit against everyone in New York should bankrupt your competition and get them to stop…. right?
>Lolsuit gets laughed out of court.
>Dogbite lawyer will most likely not try against Asterios and Webber Shanwick because it means sanction motions against him perceed.
>You are in debt
>No one wants to be part of your business anymore
>Your fans left
>You have a tax lean on you
>You are only still allowed in UCB out of pity and even then friction is building because of the shit you did
>Your Dox are available
>Your herpes riddled gf is fucking other guys
>All while the guy who you see as the man who destroyed it all for you is fucking the woman you are in love with, makes 10 times what you make, makes more money than the old show ever did, and is in tight with Encyclopedia Dramatica (a site you have been a fan of for years)/foxdick Farms/all of troll culture which you claimed to be part of but never had the balls to say hi to because you were trying to make it in Hollywood and didn't wanna scare away your new friends.
This is gonna end in suicide or murder suicide.
Congratulations George, you are the biggest cuck in the universe
8b9dab No.454740
>>454739
<T-there is nothing inherently wrong with being the biggest cuck in the universe!
t. Bald Bicycle George
633ab6 No.455408
>>454739
inb4 Randy Stair-tier failed mass shooter
2e28f8 No.455579
>>454739
Too bad we didn't get to the part where Maddox gets proven to be a cuck in court.
Also after all the bs Maddox pulled I unironically hope he ends up jumping from a bridge.
4d00eb No.456182
>>455579
I was looking forward to him legally being declared a cuck too.
Maddox's lawyer can refile and try again, but its unlikely because if he does that sanction motions against the lolyer go through.
60effb No.456406
>>456182
Given who his lawyer is, he might do it anyway because he's an idiot.
4d00eb No.468205
>>456406
A guest of his who Is white knighting Maddox said she's looking to get him a lawyer in CA.
<Rachel E. Post PhD.
Bitch is crazy.
>paypig with out a doubt is going to file broken contract paperwork and win damages that will forever garnish his wages. They will win easy!
>Asterios is hinting at a counter suit of which he could win some of maddox's intellectual properties and pin all of his legal fees on Maddox
(I have a feeling Asterios will move to CA if he does not get another job in NYC)
>Weber Shandwick may still be going through with Sanction motions, meaning LanDUI is fucked.
>Dick is the only one playing it cool. However if Maddox sues Dick, it's gonna get Anti-SLAPP penalties. If Maddox doesn't sue Dick, he can 'Peter Thiel' Asterios and bank roll the counter suit and such. Or to go completely 100% legal, suddenly he decides to start paying Asterios "bonuses" for "Hazard pay" on sketches. That is if Dick does anything, and doesn't just play it cool and use his pull popularity wise to keep getting other people to help Asterios.
Maddox will be ruined. He thinks he is gonna pull one more success that will turn his career around (1st website was a success,his 1st book was a success, his youtube at the time was a success, his 1st podcast was a success) I think he's banking on his video game project or a movie/tv script he sold to be his gravy train. Even if he has the next big hit, he's gonna get fucked out of his earnings by everyone and be back at $0. Thats BEST case scenario…
01f478 No.468356
>>454739
>>Now unedited versions of your old show are being released to expose what a cry baby control freak you are
Link? I haven't seen these.
4d00eb No.468411
>>468375
http://uncucked.thedickshow.com/
These are the full uncensored. Fans also do super cuts where they isolate the cut out stuff, but I dunno where to find those
4d00eb No.487647
UPDATE!:
HERPES NIGGER AND GEORGE HAVE OFFICIALLY AND LEGALLY BROKEN UP. PRESS F TO PAY RESPEK
ae6eff No.488067
01f478 No.488103
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>>468411
>Fans also do super cuts where they isolate the cut out stuff, but I dunno where to find those
This them?
4d00eb No.488121
>>488067
A couple, but you have the funniest proof in your own post
>https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=3DJVCEqNNs1MF8Q2btJNBg
Says in there that as another LanDUI legally documented fact. But I'll post her FB announcement as well
(She's been on twitter liking up a storm on Maddox cuck memes too BTW)
>Asterios wants to counter sue:
https://www.gofundme.com/the-asterios-legal-offense-fund
I want to emphasize that if Asterios doesn't hit his legal goals, he's not going to sue because Asterios is in debt really bad and lost his job with Webber Shanwick (it was expected they would fire him for legal reasons) He's already preparing to move out of NYC to somewhere cheap like PA or NJ. $25K is needed JUST to punish LanDUI for the sanctions. $25K more is approx ammount needed to sue Maddox for counter. (And rumor is paypig is getting ready to rake him over the coals to make and example of him)
LanDUI is also getting ready to fuck Maddox hard. LanDUI finds desperate people, says he will represent at low to no cost, makes a shit lolsuit, asks to be let go, then sues his clients for $100k+ of legal fees. I almost feel sorry for him…. ALMOST.
>>488103
Yupperz
60effb No.490844
>>488121
I'm a little disappointed he's not getting more. He's an alright dude AFAIK, and him getting fucked over by Maddox is upsetting. More importantly, Maddox getting his just desserts would be worth donating to Asterios.
4d00eb No.493243
>>490844
I'm not one to normally feel sorry for peoples issues, but Asterios really got fucked for 0 reason.
Asterios however needs to get more organized and transparent with how his money is being spent. He is working on it, but the last thing he wants to do is julay a victim bux angle. People will turn on him.
He's going through with Sanctions which could wipe out $26k ($13k of which will net him profit due to help from fans when this was first filed).
There are rumbles since he refuses to talk about WS at all, what I'm hoping he doesn't go for unless he has some sort of union contract slam dunk of a case is sue Webber Shanwick. He'll be the James Demore of the advertising world and burn his chances of doing anything in the real world unless he runs a counter coordinated PR campaign or has proof his job colluded to fuck him and ruin his name via click bait journos falsely repersenting Maddox as having a leg to stand on (but they would be deep pockets). His argument would be if he was a woman suffering at the hands of a jilted lover (which he's implied lightly to where no one is sure, mental jess may have kinda sorta been while dating Maddox… so don't take that as any kinda proof) WS wouldn't of fired him and would of accomidated him because its "illegal" to fire women for shitty ex's. Problem is companies do do that. They do it all the time and suffer 0 consequence because if your ex is costing business then its a problem whether or not its your fault.
But thats rumor and I don't think he'll be that dumb.
f99401 No.493308
>>454739
I actually feel bad for him at this point. Jesus Christ his only option now is to quit being maddox
b25f64 No.493345
>>454739
> At least I'm not Maddox
> t. Anthony Burch
4d00eb No.499706
>>493308
I would feel sorry for him if he didn't do all this out of pure malice or if Dick and Co. actually did anything that warrented action. Maddox did this all to himself and Dick didn't even start throwing punches until the little faggot started doing back handed petty shit.
>Here is an update on where we are now in things
>Asterios is 100% fighting LanDUI/Maddox/Herpes Niggers for the sanctions battle, it MAY wipe his debt but we don't know. Countersuit stuff is gonna be taken 1 step at a time and Dick will only fund if its a slam dunk win.
>It seems Maddox and Herpes nigger released LanDUI. They are trying to avoid the sanctions lawsuit saying that New York is an inconvienent forum…. NO SHIT huh?!
>LanDUI may sue Herpes Nigger and Maddox since thats kinda what he does
>If Maddox can't figure out how to get to new York he loses his cases.
>Asterios is trying the full time e-celeb route. Its a risky move cause he has addiction issues and is showing signs of burnout and slipping into alcoholism.
>Asterios refuses to talk about Webber Shanwick. Some think he may sue for discrimination but that would be stupid as fuck.
>Maddox is still slowly dying and has 0 chance to recover. He seems to also be creatively bankrupt as now he is selling his live shows for 3 cuckbux since he never cranked out or released the bonus episodes he promised and probably never will.
>However this idea failed and now he is trying to live stream his podcast, but he gets fewer than 15 live viewers because no one cares about maddox.
4d00eb No.504862
>>502055
You know whats sad about all that?
It's probably not true at all, and it's Jesse being an attention whore… but that doesn't matter.
>We know from the wauterboi leaks being called a cuck eats him up inside.
>Jesse was his internet fwend way longer than he should have been, and eventually Maddox severed ties and Jesse while not pleased didn't take too hard of jabs at Maddox, even backing him.
>His only real internet fwend is now making fun of him and shitting all over his new cuck status
>His Ex is making fun of him for being a cuck and has a nuclear motherload of all his dirty little secrets that if someone who is not Dick (Ralph Retort maybe) gave her a platform to bash him she could do so
Many of his e-celeb friends are two faced and distance themselves from him once they find out what a collasal fag. Rumor is the UCB crowd has turned on him too but can't do anything about him because he kissed the right peoples asses.
<Now add to all that
>If sanctions successfully go through against LanDUI, he'll sue the shit out of Maddox
>He has no hope of paying off any debt
>Selling scripts based on his internet persona is now dead because of the cuckfaggot hes become and everyone on the internet making fun of him for it
>Good luck selling another book ever again faggot
and this whole time he's just trying to pretend everything is going really well.
60effb No.505570
>>504862
Well at least he can still Watch Sex and the City reruns to calm himself down. I'm not joking, he watches that shit.
4d00eb No.509422
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>>505570
The shit storm keeps rolling through, but its not as easy to follow.
<Starting from Maddox and Herpes Nigger breaking up.
Also enjoy this Imgur album https://imgur.com/a/35R8vZm sure he's doing it for attention, but its funny
>Jess is wanting to go on the Dick Show and is pissed with Maddox. Even if Dick doesn't let her on, she wants to air out EVERYTHING by the sounds of it. Meaning we get the juicy goss we've been wanting answers to.
>The girl he tried to fuck was "Cat Girl" (See video and skip to 41:32 if you don't know who she is. She's a lolcow in her own right)
>Cat girl is modding Maddox's twitch streams
>Maddox will cut ties with anyone doing anything with Dick. Ralph from Ralph Retort was trying to get him on and was getting somewhere until he had Dick Masterson on. After that Maddox ran like a pussy
>Maddox is now making threats over getting made fun of IRL at San Diego Comic Con
NIGGER HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA SUE AT ALL?
Also, goss no one seems to be talking about. Dick may have gotten fired from the company he help found. He was talking about how he hates the pricing of the obama care law for health insurance and how he had to buy it for 3 months.
>How can he get fired from a company he founded? Nigga was a VP?
If board of directors determined he was a liability, they can kick him.
>Why wouldn't Dick straight up say it?
Who knows, but he seems to spin private matters as funny adventures. Just recently we learned his "Arizona family reunion" was actually his Grandpa's funeral. His story about the piano stuff was actually him stressing over learning the songs to play.
<Dick does not like to show when he bleeds or beg for pity. I can respect that.
60effb No.509423
What a boring guy, Maddox has so much time to do this stupid shit and not enough time to improve his cocks and try to win fans back. Dick should take the gloves off.
4d00eb No.509426
>>509423
>Dick should take the gloves off.
Despite pretending to be a scum bag, what people have learned is DIck is actually a fairly decent guy who just rages over certain shit.
<But seriously, he needs to wreck Maddox's life already
60effb No.509431
>>509426
I can tell Dick is a nice guy, in spite of getting worked up about some things, but Evil persists when good men shit his pants and do nothing, and sooner or later enough is enough. Plus it will be satisfying seeing Maddox get fucked over beyond all repair for the shit he keeps pulling.
db7ae3 No.509484
>>509431
Is this the wordfilter's greatest accomplishment?
4d00eb No.509492
>>509431
Dick isn't a bitch. I think seems to follow the self defense school of thought of equivalent retribution. That's why he is wrestling around so much with the post lolsuit fall out, he is not sure how much is "equal" retribution.
He also knows how to bait some one. Dick can verbally get under someones skin and get a reaction that allows him to retaliate and Maddox like a yapping rabbid dog keeps taking the bait and trying to attack. Eventually Dick will have to put him down.
01f478 No.509493
>>509484
/cow/ is probably the only board with wordfilters that are actually funny.
b31685 No.509496
>>509493
/cow/ is full of redditors and TRSodomites and fags.
01f478 No.509525
>>509496
Which one are you?
60effb No.509587
>>509492
>Dick isn't a bitch.
never said he was, in spite of what the wordfilter inplied.
db7ae3 No.509685
Some people are triggered by the fact that cows like Chris-chan make more than they do. But Chris is a literal pet tard, he has no respect or adoration. The only good will he gets from fans is from other autistic trannies that see themselves in him.
Maddox on the other hand had people who adored him. They adored him enough to take his squeaky voiced bald Armenian goblin looking ass and draw him as at least a bad ass looking goblin. He has had every opportunity to make something of himself.
9a55bb No.509686
>>509685
Maddox is like a washed up, drug addicted rock star. Back in the day, he was a big deal, but he was unable to keep up with the times and broke down because of it. Now, only oldfags remember him as anything other than a laughingstock and all he's got left for fans are weird autists. Nobody actually likes him, or finds him funny, or enjoys his new work and they sure as shit don't respect him. In other words, if Maddox were a community, he'd be SA.
4d00eb No.526977
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MADDOX LOSES HIS ITUNES FEED
eea2c0 No.526985
>>509686
>>509685
It's sad, because I used to read his site all the time as a teenager, and even tried to make a 'rip-off' rant site of my own that never went anywhere. He never seemed this bad until he suddenly caught a bad case of DRUMPF derangement syndrome. Hell, just before the election he was shitting on feminists for complaining about sexy women in comic books.
60effb No.527306
>>526985
> and even tried to make a 'rip-off' rant site of my own that never went anywhere
I remember some of those, like "The second best page in the universe" and "The worst page in the universe", shit like that. Now any asshole can make a blog and rant about something.
8800fa No.527318
>>527306
>"The worst page in the universe"
You mean something awful?
eea2c0 No.527369
>>527306
There were a ton that spawned by the mid 2000s. They even had a website to compile them all.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130820231854/http://rantlister.com:80/
A few of them were going to collaborate on a website called maddoxsucks.com, where they were going to parody every article on his site as a sort of retaliation for his constant hiatus, but after Maddox got in touch with them they got starstruck and cucked out. Thinking back, there were probably plenty of spergs.
4d00eb No.529259
Loads of updates:
>Maddox is paying HIMSELF $6k on paypig. No one knows why he is doing this
>He filed for an extension to re-sue Asterios for $20 million.
>Dick is gonna sue Maddox for unpaid wages from biggest problem because he is doing this
>Rachel Post PhD (Maddox's white knight on twatter) has turned on him
>Says he emotionally abused her when she got him a free legal consultation and Maddox threw a tantrum because the lawyer straight up said "You are not only going to be fucked if he sues you, but you can't do shit about your itunes feed being hijacked. You need to cut your losses and lay low"
>Rachel (nicknamed Dr. Nurse) then implies Maddox is trying (or has) fucked Laci Green behind her BF's back
>Maddox threatens to call the cops to make her stop than pretends to be the cops
>Blocks Dr. Nurse
>Dr. Nurse starts telling about how Maddox would try and make her jealous, how paranoid he is, how broke he is, etc.
>Maddox tries to control who she can and can't be friends with
>She cut HIM off for going psycho
60effb No.529428
>>529259
What the fuck is wrong with him? Can't believe I used to like this guy, he's a fucking psycho!
758664 No.529433
>>529428
He's a shit skin desperate to preserve his status. It's kind of funny.
>>529259
Can you imagine revenge fucking Laci Green? She's a whore who went around telling people how great fucking was. She's publicly declared she has STDs and has likely a dick count in the thousands.
fa01b5 No.529436
>>529259
Even Gorgeous George would be laughing from this. This makes me wonder how much of a terrible faggot Seanbaby has become since he hasn't been funny when he went to Mtv and Egm.
9cf63a No.529438
>>529428
Read through his twitter, he's like an out of touch boomer telling terrible jokes and lecturing people for making fun of John McCaine's death. It's weird how much he's changed.
758664 No.529442
>>529428
He's acting like he's part of Hollywood because that's where he ended up after 1 successful book. This is what that sort of culture does to people.
4bc881 No.529709
>>527369
Never saw that one, but if I remember right Tucker Max aggregated a bunch of writers of angry rants and drunk stories in some kind of "blog network" (remember those?) for a few years. There were actually a couple of interesting writers in there - Mark Ebner, I think, who wrote "Hollywood Interrupted" with Andrew Breitbart. I can't remember if Maddox was part of it.
aaf759 No.530671
>>345738
>The part in the video where he's in a podcast and they talk about ex girlfriends sleeping with other people and it looks like he's going to cry is the best.
Where's that? Source? Timestamp?
4c1cc9 No.530672
>>529736
>jilted loser with an axe to grind
That's some hardcore projecting
aaf759 No.530690
>>364141
>UNTHINKABLE amount of suffering!
Being not only one of the least charismatic yet most egostical cuckmenians on the internet, but also suffering from consequences you brought upon yourself as a result of not knowing how to shut the fuck up truly must be suffering.
Truly, armenians are jews who followed a rolling penny into a church.
60effb No.531194
>>530690
He is such a fucking asshole, I don't think anyone would have cared if he wasn't the badass he pretended to be all these years as much as finding out that the persona he created for himself was just an angry manifestation of who he wants to be while what he is is a fucking crybaby imp.
2ae320 No.531577
>>529438
Why was he whiteknighting mcstain? Literally no one liked that guy except for the ruling class elites.
9cf63a No.531874
>>531577
I don't know, apparently making fun of Elizabeth Smart getting raped is fine but making fun of a neocon warmonger is too far.
a938da No.532033
>>529428
George is probably suffers from Narcissistic personality disorder. The parallels between him and Onision, who is a textbook narc, are uncanny: Both lucked into early fame, both are sexually dysfunctional, both wrecked their careers and finances thorugh willful stupidity and narcisst assumption of competence etc.
Of course this means we'll most likely see Maddox under a bridge sucking dick to finance the next lolsuit instead of offing himself.
>>531874
This is what happens when edgelords "grow up" and imitate respectability cargo cult style.
4d00eb No.532421
New updates
>On PKA Dick said all of Maddox's ex's would try and fuck him
>Maddox loses his mysterious 6k donor in record time. IT WAS A FRAUD ALL ALONG
>foxdickfarms figured out LPB owner is also a marketer and may of been trying to "help" sadcuck
>Dr. Nurse has agreed to drop 80 pages of texting and DM goss between Maddox and her to Dick
>Prefaces Maddox is paranoid and thinks Dick and Dick fans are plotting to do shit to him 24/7.
>Once sperged out over trash being left in front of his home thinking it was a online op coordinated against him
>Nick Rekieta may have found the identity of Maddox's pedo mod/online white knight tito321 who is an admitted convicted pedophile https://youtu.be/wfTAWEbUixU
>Goes over a case, dropping subbliminal hints its tito. Enough for plausable deniability
>Goes over a case about a guy who got arrested for ordering CP thru the mail
>Drops hints about how a person like this may lie inorder to have mod privs and say the reason they were arrested was due to recieving loli porn and not ordering real cp (again, strong hint to Maddox)
>Dr Nurse confirms she has been friendly with Nick since day one. So its plausable Nick would have this info from her.
>LPB also had their funding mysteriously pulled for fraudulent funding reasons meaning that LPB and Maddox may have had a strange quid pro quo for marketing purposes.
78b754 No.532437
>>532421
>Once sperged out over trash being left in front of his home thinking it was a online op coordinated against him
Literally gangstalking tier. How long until he screams at traffic cones and satanic plastic goats?
4d00eb No.532450
>>532437
>How long until he screams at traffic cones
Actually if Dr Nurse is to be believed, this has already happened. Not a joke
<Also in Dr. Nurse leaks
>Sexting and apparently Maddox is really shit at sexting
>Maddox sperging about who Dr. Nurse can associate with
>Him attempting to black mail people against turning on him
60effb No.532877
>>532421
>>532450
I don't think Chris Chan has been this entertaining as this this year.
f553b3 No.532883
>>532421
I can't handle all this goss, what the fuck
Maddox is not just falling off a cliff, he's somersaulting too
4d00eb No.534978
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>>532883
HAVE A SEAT.
Its about to get a lot worse.
>>532450
Remember Maddox sperging about Dr. Nurse talking to Nick Rekeita? Well, Nick got info on something really damning.
Tito 312 aka BadHombre (a character on Maddox's show) and Maddox's new White knight number 1 is a convicted pedophile. He convinced Maddox it was all okay because he got arrested for receiving lolicon drawings in the mail. Well Nick looked into it and got Abraham Moralases real arrest reccord.
He decided to make it a teachable moment about how the Gov arrests pedos.
Even though he's saying its not Tito312 in the stream he later confirms next week after the idiot doxed himself that it was Tito312
https://youtu.be/DWc6kTWeo1k?t=1h18m38s
Maddox not only went out of his way to work with a CONVICTED pedophile, he collaborated with him for cocks and let him mod shit for him.
4d00eb No.535337
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>>532883
A more abbreviated version of Maddox's Pedo friend
60effb No.535352
>>534978
This is getting to be too much, Maddox, holy shit!
3078b3 No.535758
9cf63a No.535817
>>532450
>>Sexting and apparently Maddox is really shit at sexting
Where can I learn more about this? Please tell me they have some of his sexts saved.
0adece No.535853
>>535337
Damn, I'd missed all this goss so this is news to me but it's a nuke. How can Maddox even stand to look in the mirror in the morning?
60effb No.536029
>>535817
It's boring, simple as that, he kept texting "is it okay if I do x" instead of "i'm going to do x", as if he's worried he'll scare her off if he goes too far.