/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

>>133567

Why would lowtax want to ban a pedo? His best friend Shmorky is one. :^)

I don't want to wade through hundreds of pages in those threads.

Has anyone actually proved "nudism collection" is CP? Otherwise this whole thing seems retarded.

>>133622

I think it falls into a grey area. I wouldn't try to take a laptop with it on it into canada

>>133639

What actually is it though? The SASS thread seems to be glossing over it, or I'm just missing the post.

Kids in bikinis or something? Kids under 13 naked at a nudist beach?

>>133642

underage naked kids at a nudist beach, a grey area that tophathoneypot site loves.

>>133643

Yeah that's pretty awful then. SA admins will probably realize their fuckup soon once the shitstorm grows.

>>133622

>>133642

I visited the main page and some of the kids in the thumbnails appeared to be 7-9 years old.

It's apparently technically legal, but this was being distributed on a site dedicated to sharing porn. I don't go to a porn site to torrent Beethoven.

>>133645

By "realize their fuck up" you mean "give Zeitgueist an alt account" right? They've done it before with other SJW users, most notably Fire, a sperglord tranny who works as a teacher for special needs kids or something but is really into shit like Princess Maker while working with said kids. Zeitgueist also has/had at least one known alt (QUILTMONSTER_420). And that's not getting into the rumor/belief SS has that the mods knew of Aatrek's past kid diddling exploits long before SS found it.

Also Zeitgueist isn't just some pretentious goon. He's been one of the leading voices on the forum regarding the glory of Marxism and social justice for years.

Soo

The level of paedophilia on SA, worse or better than GAF?

>>133647

Oh yeah, I missed the most important detail: yes, the kids had no clothes on. The only scrap of clothing I saw was on a baby, who probably needed the blanket for heat retention. Otherwise they'd probably have it naked too.

>>133650

I don't know, lots of SA is very SJW but above all else they're anti CP. I wouldn't put it past them to cover something up if only the high levels knew about it, purely to save face, but now that this is in the public eye I think they'll cast him out once they realize exactly what the video is and see the proof that he downloaded it. The identical file size is really the smoking gun.

>>133651

Worse.

when SA started it was also a hub for trading CP.

>>133657

>above all else they're anti CP

No they're not. They just pretend to be for the public because it keeps people from pointing out the numerous paedophiles within their ranks.

>>133658

And it's still going? The Feds haven't shut them down?

>>133660

>They just pretend to be for the public because it keeps people from pointing out the numerous paedophiles within their ranks.

I don't like SJW goons but I think that's dumb, I doubt the proportion of pedos in the community is higher than the average for that demographic.

>>133658

Explain?

>>133664

>>133661

back in ye olde internet days they had private forums where CP was traded and posted by various members but as the site got popular they got rid of them, but they keep getting morons who go on and post shit about having CP and banning them.

nearly all goons on SA are pedos.

>>133658

SA once had a board dedicated to swapping legal porn. After it was shut down, some of the regulars started an offsite alternative (The Gentleman's Club; leave it goons to be pretentious even about their porn). From what I've read, none of the TGC's admins have logged in in years which gave shit like this the opportunity to fester.

>>133664

>I doubt the proportion of pedos in the community is higher than the average for that demographic.

You would be wrong.

They're openly anti-paedophile precisely because there are secretly so many paedophiles in their ranks.

In fact I'm given to understand that Lowtax's kids were being raised by a paedophile.

>>133669

>nearly all goons on SA are pedos.

I used to be a goon but mostly quit posting and lurking due to the gradual switch into bringing SJW shit into every discussion and feigning outrage over everything, which is really ironic given the original purpose of the site. I still sometimes lurk a few niche threads which are less socjus-y, but I keep it to a minimum.

You're calling them pedos based on a few high-profile cases and because you don't like them.

>back in ye olde internet days they had private forums where CP was traded

No they didn't. They had "homegrown", but that was just regular amateur porn, mostly of members. It was banned for drama/politics reasons, not because it was CP. By sheer odds there was probably some CP in there, but probably in the form of 16-17 year olds. No different from amateur porn shared on 4chan or anywhere else.

You're both doing the same thing as retards who accuse 8chan of being pedos/a kiddie porn den. Sorry to be a lulzkiller but better to focus on this fag rather than generalizing.

>>133657

A lot of the Marxist Goon Crew is basically doing everything they can to try and prove Zeitgueist was actually framed or didn't actually torrent CP going over shit like it's the fucking Zapruder film.

I'd imagine for a lot of goons yeah sure they're not into CP but the Marxist Goon Crew values being right over anything. Pretty funny too how the most ardent communists and social justice types also tend to be the biggest scumbags and hypocrites. I've posted on enough of the LF spinoff forums to know that a lot of this shit is mentally ill people and trannies (same thing I know) using social justice as a way to legitimize/mask their–and I hate to sound like /pol/ but it's the only term that fits–complete and utter moral degeneracy.

>>133699

I don't think it's a mask of moral degeneracy necessarily, more like gaping flaws and personality disorders. Which could be considered degeneracy depending on one's definition I guess.

If they're seriously still trying to defend this guy at this point that's fucking hilarious.

>>133699

>>133702

I'll see if I can catch some screenshots of all their excuses, some of them are patently ridiculous, including: 'Wait, that screenshot says he downloaded 790MB but the torrent is only 760MB, CLEARLY that screenshot is doctored.'

I screencapped a lot of quotes but seems like a waste of server space to upload them. I'll transcribe. These are verbatim, in roughly chronological order.

>They wouldn't know unless they had the same pics, so who's the real pedo?

>all of this cp poo poo is coming from the 'nudist collection' cut and pasted text thrown at the bottom of this image >that's the sum of their proof

>oh wow a goon downloaded porn

>alert the authorities

>according to ss this is code for what european pedos like in denmark and poo poo also call "artistic nudes" of children

>why ss knows this is no concern right now

>I like that whoever took and edited the screenshot couldn't be bothered to line up any of the file names with file sizes that match

This one might be my second-favorite. This poster is RETARDED.

>reminder: most of the admins and a sizable minority of the regular posters on that site are bad enough people to be permanently banned from 4chan.

>and the only ways to do that are child porn, or being so supremely annoying that all of the people who love to hang out with normal 4channers can't stand ya.

This is Nintendo Kid. I have no clue what the fuck he's talking about here.

>they don't post here it hought that was the whole point

zoux might be legit dyslexic.

(in response to a SSer posting that SAers aren't looking at the evidence and prefer to sling shit at the people providing it, which is obviously true looking at these quotes)

>*ignores we've been talking about the evidence for pages*

>lol what evidence other than an ms paint pic is there?

I'll try to do the rest of the thread tomorrow.

Oh yeah, this Effectronica quote was from just before the discussion really got started and I guess is referring to some British rape case and not zeitgueist. Pretty funny in hindsight.

>>133610

I thought him and shmorky were estranged now?

>>133657

SA is anti-pedo on the surface these guys have traded shit like this offside in private lists and even on Steam groups. The more vocal someone is about this stuff the more I'm suspicious of them.

>>133695

>a few high-profile cases

a few is 3, there are at least 8 high profile people in that ss thread.

also the fact that the leadership of the site harbored many of them well after they knew of their indiscretions it pretty worrying.

This argument from SA quoted here reminds me of the assblasted old Nazis who pointed out that herding Jews into KZs wasn't that bad because Stalin herded millions into Gulags.

They just want off the hook so no one gets the funky idea of digging deeper.

>>133695

Since when are you posting there? SA opened its gates in 1999, a time where Crazy Lola was also a thing and you didn't have to cheeki breeki some Slav guestbook for CP.

Little update:

There is also quiet the shilling going on in that thread.

>>>/b/res/3320465

If you want to make some spergs nervous, you can always throw your bait in.

>>133642

Have you never been to /b/? The fags who came here from masterchan used to post that shit claiming it was 'art' and 'just family pictures from the nudist community'. Now all their threads have "NO NUDITY!" in the OP because even hotwheels got sick of their shit.

Naked children playing volleyball on the beach. Naked children jumping on trampolines. Naked children sucking on popsicles at the 'family picnic'. Naked children rubbing tanning oil on each other. Etc…

But it's totes not CP they claim….

>>133650

Fire met up with a few 16/17 year old girls he was stalking online, bought them a bunch of booze, then hung out with them at a park while they drank. He creeped them out so much that they told him to drive them home and never contact them again. Then his fiancé left him because he started hanging out with communist trannies who live in a trailer out in the swamp. They'd call her a cis-bigot when she complained about them spending all their time at thrift stores trying on women's clothing.

Ozma gave him a parachute account though because he was a 'good' poster in the feminist threads and harassed anyone with political ideas that were to the right of full blown communism.

Imagine an even creepier ADF, who is in charge of teaching disabled children.

>>133734

>This is Nintendo Kid. I have no clue what the fuck he's talking about here.

Nintendo Kid is fishmech by the way, a guy whose posts automatically went into the gas chamber for like a year or two because he posted so much white noise garbage that people thought he was annoying.

He shows up all over the forum to talk a lot about shit he knows nothing about which is most everything. Legitimately one of the most annoying people on the site.

>>133780

Lowtax gave Shmorky the boot a few months ago. He even said he was too weird with his whole girl voice thing and didn't want him around his daughters. For tax to say something like that means something really fucked up must have been going on.

While moving out Shmorky got pulled over by the cops and posted a rant on his twitter or vine or some shit that the cops referred to him and his gf by the pronouns on their ID's and not their preferred ones.

>>133657

>I don't know, lots of SA is very SJW but above all else they're anti CP.

SocJus aren't anti pedophilia, though. There have been legit political efforts to make fucking children punishment free because the poor pedos are being opressed for their sexuality and because kids getting their first "sexual experiences" with a "person of authority" is totally healthy for them.

If you make everyone a degenerate deviant nobody will think ill of you yourself being one.

I know I sounds /pol/ as fuck but sadly I'm not even joking.

>>133826

>I'd imagine SA torrenting is like early days of file sharing where you'd look for StarWarsOriginalCut and find 10 hours of linkin park

So you'd naturally search for shit likely containing nude children to find Thomas the Tankengine, right?

>>133853

Fire, as Leslie Eclaire, is online buddies with ADF, so it all makes sense.

>>133865

If fishmech's trying to talk about ss that's stupid. He was an avid poster on original sass so he's no better than anybody else.

>>133877

And to think Shmorky was probably the only friend Lowtax ever had.

I mean he escapes to Asia to avoid massive debts, has two crossbreed daughters, does uppers in the day and his only friend is a crazy guy who makes flash and has a super girly voice while going on about how he wants to be a woman.

It'll be like looking at cuckchan in another 4-5 years.

>>133905

He married a Canadian and fled the country when it was revealed he owed 60k in back taxes or some shit.

It's supposedly been cleared and he said it was all a misunderstanding but to wed a foreigner and leave the country once it came to light is shady as shit.

>>133853

>Then his fiancé left him because he started hanging out with communist trannies who live in a trailer out in the swamp. They'd call her a cis-bigot when she complained about them spending all their time at thrift stores trying on women's clothing.

Oh I know that. That was one of the incidents that led to me realizing how much a lot of this supposed Marxist/social justice shit was just a cover for fucked up people to legitimize their fucked up thoughts.

I was posting on one of the LF spinoffs (Post Place) and saw him posting about that. How he started hanging out with these trannies living in a shack who convinced him he was a tranny as well. Then he started trying on women's clothes and decided he was going to go out in public dressed (poorly, as is often the case with trannies) as a woman.

He did all of this completely behind his girlfriend's back which caused her to understandably get upset and flip out, threatened to leave him and I think she even tried to kill herself or somehow ended up in the hospital. He took this to one of the LF spinoffs, which was mainly the crazy troon/SJW subset of WDDP after that place died because of Slashie, and the posters there started telling him that his girlfriend was being transphobic and incredibly selfish and that she sounded manipulative so he should sever from her.

One poster objected stating, more or less, that it was a lot of stuff to drop on her at once and that he hoped Fire and her would attempt to work things out. From what I remember he got dog piled for it.

This was around the time of Mike Brown and then GamerGate starting and a lot of that stuff happening at once, plus the general history of LF and its spinoffs, is what made me realize that a lot of these social justice/marxist types are really just utter scumbags (Zeitgueist) or otherwise dangerously mentally ill people looking to hide their shortcomings under the cause of radical progressivism. I remember one prominent member in the community, one with thousands of post, would threaten suicide at least once a week.

Trannies in general are really goddamn frightening because they're almost like a cult. It happened with Fire both IRL and online; they saw someone mentally weak, someone gullible, and converted him into one of them because the reality is that most of them are just mentally ill sexual deviants who want their community to grow. No clue if Fire ever realized what was what but I'm guessing no.

I can live with Ironicus' faggotry because he keeps it almost exclusively to -outside- the LPs. However I know it's not going to leave him. If I'm not mistaken he is a sociologist (or at least was a sociology major in college).

SuperGreatFriend was pretty good about keeping it out of his LPs and streams. I suspect he is at least a little bit swayed toward some of the SJW stuff, but nothing I can confirm. His fans on the other hand, are a different story:

Pillowsro was definitely the worst. "She"* posted dresses all the time in SGF's streams, would leave during certain games, and would put distinctly left/SJW vids in the "afterparty" streams. (afterparty streams were togethertube streams that 20 or so of SGF's stream viewers would watch together where anyone could add videos and the group voted them up or down to alter their view order). The worst of these was when she posted some video tying GG to some weird gay racist advertising a patreon and saying "this is what GGers actually believe". I didn't know anything about GG at the time, but I still knew it was fucking fishy. The chat blew up in debate about the video and the mods had to clamp down on the discussion. She tried to bring GG up again 2 weeks later. I know she has been watching recent Chip streams.

PinstripeHourglass does videos with DJB and is a fan of SGF, you can already tell what's wrong with him.

Quakerin is also an SJW type.

Kinu Nishimura is a guy who changed his skype name to a girl and talks in falsetto (also uses his real name for skype, but I'm not gonna dox).

I'm gonna check out TieTuesday since RP has seriously dried up. I'm really sad to have to see a lot of cocks creators from SA have been tainted by SocJus., but this thread is helping me say good bye to most of them.

*man until proven guilty

>>134021

Also forgot to mention, I hate VB. Not just for her "everygurlontehinterwebz" voice, or for her bitching, but for the fact that she contributes jack shit to Chip's streams. I think without a co-commentator he wouldn't talk at all in videos, like his text only LPs, but I wish he would drag in TieTuesday, or even Ironicus in for his streams.

>>134021

>Pillowsro was definitely the worst. "She"* posted dresses all the time in SGF's streams, would leave during certain games, and would put distinctly left/SJW vids in the "afterparty" streams. (afterparty streams were togethertube streams that 20 or so of SGF's stream viewers would watch together where anyone could add videos and the group voted them up or down to alter their view order).

I had no idea people took SGF streams that seriously. Every Saturday must be like the fucking Superbowl to them.

>>134162

It was a pretty fun group to be a part of, and it might be coming back. SGF just posted part 1 of his Enemy Zero LP late last night.

>>134176

I really don't know what caused RP to get pussified, I can't find any info on pillowsro being a member of SA from simple googling. If anyone can confirm this I'd love to know.

Any1 know the web adress of The Gentleman's Club?

Google is giving me nothing

>>134397

I think it's

http://tgclub.org/

Membership is invitation-only, and apparently the admins have been absent for a long time.

>>134201

I think it's more down to the LP sub in general becoming softer over time. The biggest single shift was probably in October of 2012 when Lowtax closed the forums for lurkers for a month and half of tumblr regged new accounts so they could follow orenronen's Dangan Rompa LP. In 2007 to 2011ish you could be pretty un-PC on your videos/writing but now, it's a good way of getting the catlady brigade to shitpost about how triggered they are.

Bumping in case Ol' Petey tries to flood the board with empty posts.

When did SomethingAwful become SJWland anyway?

>>137778

After the Biting Beaver troll action went horribly wrong. At the time, SA was suffering from a conflict between a part of the user base and its Administration for about 2 years. Biting Beaver found out where the trolls came from and decided to turn it into shit. It comes to no surprise that Lowtax's monetezation model made cultural moderation very unattractive. To make long story short, SA began to bleeding out after SA got a new customer base that is willing to pay for anything and tolerate any tyrannical action the moderators came up with.

Little pro tip on the site: If you give someone who was abused for years, you don't get a libertarian but yet another tyrant. This explains why goons are obsessed with hating anything user run.

>>133850

>But it's totes not CP they claim….

Well, it is not. It's like posting lion's testicles. That isn't animal porn. Nobody get's off to it except a few sick people.

You get angry at the people who are sexually attracted. But you can't ban the thing itself, because it contains no illegal material.

I get that it's annoying and these people are a pest, but think about it from a legal standpoint. You had to go after parents who want to keep pictures to dwell in fond memories. Always expecting the worst of people makes for a shitty world. We have to live with a few scumbags while we normal people look at our own pictures and laugh how stupid we looked.

>>133883

>There have been legit political efforts to make fucking children punishment free because the poor pedos are being opressed for their sexuality and because kids getting their first "sexual experiences" with a "person of authority" is totally healthy for them.

It's weird how the left sexualises children and goes both ways, wanting to ban everything that contains a naked child and wanting to fuck children, because they are "sexual beings". While the whole thought of children being sexual is fucked up.

It all goes back to Alfred Kinsey, who claimed humans are sexual from birth. He also manipulated his data to get the results he wanted. But guess who ignores that because it fits their agenda.

>>137832

The rot had already started before the Biting Beaver shit. Icequeen, Fistgrrl and Ozma were banning people way back in 2006 over political bullshit.

>>138417

Yeah, a furry can always say he's in it for the aesthetic and not because he's a deviant. Fortunately, furries tend to be autistic and autistic people are terrible liars.

Unfortunately, that's how dipshits like those girls who menstrate onto their canvasses get around anti-obscenity laws.

>>133567

>ban'd until half-life 2 episode 3 and duke nukem forever comes out

>registered user since 2005

they are willing to perma ban long time users to protect a pedo? How very…Inderdasding

>>139219

I think that's a joke avatar and title. Either way it demonstrates an enormous inconsistency in moderation which is why SA is so notoriously shitty.

>>139228

He's had that joke avatar since 2007ish.

>>139264

Welp, how the hell would i have known? I don't use faggot ass sites like that :/

>>139733

Just saw his selfie. He didn't appear to have 5 o' clock shadow so I guess that puts him above most nu-trannies.

>>140019

I bet Shmorky did it

>>140019

He's not denying it

>>140019

Lowtax (and goons in general) have a habit of making shit like this up so that later on they can blame SS/SASS for their problems and point to that as 'evidence'.

>>140045

Reminds me of another goon past time activity: Infiltrating communities and encourage its members to write insane bullshit.

They are enemies of comedy, with "trolling" styles that were out of touch six or seven years ago. The kind of people that think getting a reply = ebin trolling.

They have no respect for the prime directive. Slow, methodical drawing of milk is beyond them. They've never been able to hit the skittish cows.

Most of their ultamate troll operations could have been just as skillfully handled by a 14 year old on youtube comments.

I bet 99% of the tenbux community are just troll-shielding.

>>140045

I think it's just Lowtax's ex being a crazy woman.

>>140019

Please be real.

>>139733

>stop fagging up my tabletop games, you unbearable hipsters

>YOU RACIST RAPIST OLD WHITE SHITLORD

i'm surprised there was any mod action, i thought that was the SA modus operandi

>>153082

The moderation has gotten slightly better over the years but it's still pretty horrid.

>>153049

>month old negrobump to say absolutely nothing

Hey look, Revy's back.

>>162151

And here's the link to that thread.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7119.0

>>162588

At first I thought the link was a joke, but nope it's real.

What is wrong with people?

Something Awful has a open door day!

Let's download everything with httrack.

http://www.httrack.com/

Where can we find the most autistic goons?

https://archive.is/nvpkk

Sending an archive of the thread because SA is spying on your referrers.

>>168221

D&D, PYF and to a lesser extent, GBS.

There is no one that I hate moer on that forum, than that bitch named Voidburger,

>>168466

And E/N, how could I forget that one: http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=214

>>168466

D&D is already getting mirrored by /pol/. PYF should be done quickly. At the moment, I am downloading GAMES.

>>168537

Games is a big fucker of a subforum. Are you perusing thru archives as well or just focusing on currently available material?

>>168547

I am taking on currently available shit without external links and the /tg/ part. I had excluded external links, since them goons are using imgur like a motherfucker and I have no idea how to prevent the program from downloading every fucking imgur gallery it finds. Also catched some links to GamergateHQ.

The second board I have taken on is PYF, because its relatively tiny and has been recommended as one of the hotbeds of autism. By the way, it would be nice if someone downloads that goon wizard thread from https://archive.is/nvpkk.

>>169241

Why is everyone on that site such so fucking weak? Slowbeef is pussy. Diabetus seems like he doesnt believe any of it but jsut puts up with it. Lowtax and that British guy is pretty much x2 Slowbeef. Then you have Chip and Ironicus, another pair of simps. Chip is basically Voidburger's bitch.

>>169248

Notice that Proteus is gone.

That's because Proteus had testicles.

SomethingAwful is a giant soft piece of shit now, full of spineless faggots who are afraid of offending.

Lowtax still gets his money from this retards he can spend on cocaine and foot porn

>>169248

They've spent so much time walled off from the rest of the internet that they've developed a massive superiority complex that completely shatters when people call them out on their shit.

>>168472

I remember she tweeted how men were afraid of being castrated in the Outlast was misogyny. Instead of not wanting to lose a sensitive body part. It must be sad being that fucking stupid.

>>169294

Was proteous that guy that used to guest on RP and would angrily shit on everyone?

>>134201

Youtube fame also made Fatbeef a pussy. I rolled my eyes when he told people not to harass shitty lpers because this is the same fucktard who flipped out over a shitty lets play of Snatcher and Contra, and told the Snatcher kid to kill himself. Their Guesupuraes were pretty bad for the most part.

My respect for Fatbeef died when he defended Dinah for being a terrible PR like a SJW retard, and he bitched about people using memes despite he and Betus still whore the shit out of memes like the retarded Ridley voice (I can't believe I thought that shit was funny).

>>168547

All of the forums are bad in their own way, but Games was a cliquey shit-hole full of autists (the fighting game and ffxi/mmo threads are full of circle-jerks). I can't even imagine what their moba threads are like.

Any dirt on Elpintogrande?

He's Zack Parsons as far as I know. I was always a fan of his writing for the main site but I don't know what to make of him now since he's still so heavily affiliated with SA. Is he an asshole?

>>169374

The games mods have a list of people who aren't allowed to post on Moba threads because they are so belligerent.

As for bad, I'd say that the automotive and firearms forums aren't bad. TFR isn't great but versatile in it's knowledge and they actually allow non-PC jokes to a certain extent. AI is one of the few automotive forums that are worth a damn in spite of the mod being too trigger-happy against non-PC jokes. The rest of the subs are garbage with the exception of a few threads here and there.

>>169296

This is amazing to exploit too. They think being a goon will confer on them some kind of respect and if you treat it as being something to be ashamed of they flip out.

>>133846

What was Crazy Lola?

>>169404

Has he even done anything worthwhile after writing that shitty "My Tank is Flight" book no one gave two fucks about? His articles were okay.

>>169342

Yup. He was more brutal than Slowbeef in his own RPs, but he only made 2-3 videos before moving on with his life.

>>169447

I remember the Dota 1 thread being the most abysmal thread in games (every Dota thread had a shitty thread rating). Just asking a simple question about Dota would make someone sperg, and harass you out of SA.

Games produced some interesting lolcows/losers over the years:

-Shimarisu was autistic weeabo who self-diagnosed herself with Aspergers, and moved to Japan to embrace her inner weeabo. She spazzed over JRPGs (usually Working Design games), and SA finally permabanned her after getting fed up with her drama (I've seen her on Phantasy Star Online. She was a cunt).

-Cabbagepots/PsychoJosh is another fucktard that infested the Game subforums. He usually shit-posted in fighting game-related threads, but if he didn't post in those threads, he would reveal his weird little fetishes while spazzing somewhere else. Justin Wong humiliated him in a tournament 5 years ago, and now he tries to kiss up to schmucks like Geoff the Hero on Youtube. He's probably a SJW over at the SA forums if they didn't permaban his ass.

-Kirtaner was a sperg and a pedophile that posted in games and GBS. No one really liked him.

-XJACK was a disturbing attention whore who made the infamous FF6 romhack Awful Fantasy (Even if you got all of the references, the hack was terrible). He would hurt himself for attention iirc.

-Malkith0 was a furry/manchild that was ridiculed in the Games forums and Wow (Goons made fun of him in front of his mom in Wow).

-Elfpr0n was a gotis goon until people found out she's an annoying hambeast in goon meets. She left the forums after the goons harassed her with ham jokes.

Half of these people I listed would probably turn into SJWs had they avoided bans and shit (Especially Elfpr0n and Shimarisu).

E/N was tolerable when they made you go through a reality check. You had to type something like "Darfur kids have it way worse than I do, and I would allow them to kick my ass if they read my post" before you could act like a crybaby over your virginity and lack of sex. D&D was terrible (lol HappyElf).

>>169821

If you think D&D was bad back then, you haven't seen the current iteration. It's full of some of the most thin-skinned and limp-wristed faggots anyone has ever seen. HappyElf would not even be noticeable these days.

>>169374

Darksydebeef seemed to also pussy out when the marriage and baby came along. How convenient.

It's also fairly interesting to note just how much retsupurae's quality standards have slipped, considering how awful Afterfall's "LP" was (first video? 8FPS slow motion captured by some faggot that white-knighted some whiny bitch who spent all of ClockTower shielding the game from any and all criticism and getting people to attack anyone who did criticize the game. Subsequent videos? Already having decided to hate it because the first video was bad, and being too retarded to realize where to go and what to do directly after a cutscene showed exactly where to go and what to do), how awful Sonic 2006's LP is, ("saved" by some completely unrelated autist editing the videos), taking five fucking years to release a FOUR VIDEO LONGPLAY, abandoning the hilarious King's Quest 7 longplay, completely abandoning and seemingly breaking ties with/ignoring "Leeroyhim Captainqwark10", the guy who provided them with some of their most popular longplays in the past couple years… The list goes on and doesn't get any more coherent.

Looking at Leeroyhim's twitter https://twitter.com/Captainqwark10 it seems he might possibly be right-wing leaning? Wouldn't be surprised if Darksydebeef is too much of a cuck to remotely associate with anything but the lefties.

>>169873

Anyone know what the connection between Undertale and religion is? I'm curious.

Regardless, he's a fucking sperg for thinking that an indieshit video game has anything worthwhile to say.

>>169893

The connection between Undertale and Religion probably came out of Slowbeefs fat arse, because he mistook the freedom to not hurt other people with teachings about pacifism.

>>169873

> the good goy progressive meme game furries latched onto like MKULTRA victims

You can thank goat mom for this. The game itself still gives you the freedom to go on a genocide crusade if you strongly believe that this is a intelligent reaction to falling into a cave full of awkward teenagers.

Also the creator despised the furry who spent 1000 Dollars to get his Butter Dragon fursona included into the game so hard, that he put that beast into a secret cave you can only reach if you fuck with your save file and programmed the game into not giving a shit whether you kill it or not.

Speaking of goons getting shit wrong; are there any misconceptions that was born on SA and stayed there?

>>140024

But if we're talking about Lowtax's kid, Shmorky is their father.

>>169447

TFR is full of fags and lefties who whine about getting dirty looks at the range for showing up in their Obama T-shirt. They'll derail threads for pages whenever someone says "shoots like a girl" or "limp-wristed". The more vocal ones even say the 2nd Amendment is outdated like the lefties claim and would gladly turn their guns in if it meant finally having a total progressive government.

>>169873

>Goodgame come out, right out

>its good, the discussions are good

>A week later, its full of insufferable tumblr tier faggots

EVERY.

FUCKING.

TIME.

I used to complain about video games being seen as bad and ostracized around the public. But holy shit I would cut off my pancreas to get the 'video gems r 4 loozrs" back.

>>169971

i was thinking this just the other day

i would gladly go back to hiding how much time i spent gaming and burying my inner sperg if it meant that toxic tumblr fandoms would disappear

>>169908

MAKE MORE COMICS HOMOR

WHY DID YOU STOP

>>169908

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3717162&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Words fail me for this abomination other than Cabbagepots is/was being a shitposting faggot…again.

>>169873

Wow, I don't know what's sadder: Fatbeef really hit the bottom of the barrel with his SJW faggotry, or he's starting to tweet like Andrew Dobson?! Briannu Wu is somehow manlier than Fatbeef (how the fuck is that possible?!).

>>169869

Sorry, but that KQ7 long play was a trainwreck long before Fatbeef and his butt-buddy Betus went full fucktard. Deep Fear was probably the last long play that was funny. Don't get me started on that shitty Sonic 06 LP (I couldn't sit through most of the first video. It was that bad).

>>169851

D&D was always full of thin-skinned faggots that would harass you in and out of SA if you posted anything they hated (like Games). Did they finally permaban HappyElf (I know he got banned a bunch of times only to come back)?

>>133658

And what is this place?

>>170267

Nice try, goon.

>>>/somethingawful/

>>170209

HappyElf got permabanned but only because he shat up Traditional Games. But seriously, D&D is more thin-skinned than ever. They once banned 2 black dudes for not being outraged about the Zimmermann verdict.

>>170258

I love how everyone who A-logged over DSP turned out to be a hypocrite or a douche bag (Most of KWO/SoK, Homer*, Main Event, etc.). I'm not surprised Fatbeef is one of those hypocrites (again, that Sonic 06 lp was atrocious).

>>170333

I'm not shocked by this since it's…well, D&D. It was always bad even before the loonies took over the asylum. I could never get into Traditional Games though (how did HappyElf ruin that subforum?).

So are they still making fun of Tim Buckley, Andrew Dobson, and other terrible webcomic artists? The shitty webcomic thread was YCS's saving grace, and introduced me to wonderful pieces of shit like Vendetta (DEFENSTRATE YOUR MIND!) and Archime. I miss that thread and the B^Uckley threads (most of the shitty loss edits can fuck off though).

*DSP is a douche bag, but Homer Beoulve is a bigger faggot than DSP (I know what I typed).

>>170540

>Sonic 06 lp was atrocious

The only thing worse than their commentary and the game's failed designs was Slowbeef's playthrough. The guy is sucks at video games. A lot of the shit he complained bout was his own failings.

>>168472

>She dumped her real life friends for LP superstars

>Met her now ex-boyfriend over 4chan

>Boyfriend is an advanced engineer

>He buys Voidburger her own apartment she NEETed it up in

>She quit her job at a jewelry store over disagreeing with vain boss

>BF buys her trip to Japan, she records some of it

>BF gets fed up with her NEETdom, dumps her

>Beta orbiters comfort her, says she shit his pants and did nothing wrong

>[feminism_intensifies].gif

>Complains on twitter all day about how hard women have it

>Eats out at burger joints everyday, parents buy her trips to conventions

>"I'm not putting up pictures, people could STALK ME!"

>2 weeks later she is in front of a camera to a LP clique panel

>She admitted to all these things on Ask.fm and formspring

And yeah, like>>169303 said she thought some guy about to be in some sicko's living Saw m preg fantasy was insensitive to women.

>>170712

Not to mention using gamefags to look up how to get through simple shit despite having a mangosteen meltdown over someone doing that back when they still did RPs.

>>170927

>>169303

An awful human being that suffers from Dunning Kruger, except it applies to every area of her life.

>>170712

Is it possible to have a good Sonic 06 LP?

Possibly even one that doesn't require lethal amounts of alcohol?

>>169873

Great, now Fatbeef had to taint an already great game with his SJW bullshit. Is there any redemption for him at this point?

>>171015

I don't really think so, anon.

>>171102

Anon please. The game itself is SJW bullshit. That beef enjoys it in such a faggy way only proves how much he, like most goons, is one with the socjus.

>>171015

The sonic 06 lp by Pokecapn and Kung fu Jesus was pretty good.

>>171109

The lesbian couple isn't even forced down the player's throat, but played for laughs. /v/ discussed this earlier.

But still, the game isn't even that forceful with it's SJW stuff. If anything, it's too mild to be propaganda.

>>171964

Now really, the guy's not chimping out over pronouns, triggers, or any of that shit. He's a thin-skinned softie, but nowhere near goon-tier irredeemably socjus bullshit, because the game doesn't force you to accept a lesbian couple, instead playing it for laughs, which would admittively trigger a few SJWs, something which would be verboten amongst socjus.

He's more of the mild garden variety tumblr-esque people. The game still manages to be good because it hasn't drank the Socjus Koolaid entirely, and has a pretty good story/characters, decent humor, etc. Still, that wouldn't stop cultural marxists from liking it.

>>171998

This is probably what happens with most kickstarter whales who don't play nice

Wasn't there at least one case of a kaiju fighting game getting completely derailed because a rich autistic furfag kept making demands about their fetish kangaroo

>>172016

>that dialogue

I don't see how what he said was narcissistic at all…

>>172184

Yup it's called Kaiju Combat.

I'm just waiting for this guy to reveal that he stuck something up his ass over eve online.

>>172016

>>172350

Eve, right? I don't know why anyone would want to be associates with Goon Fleet and Eve because everything about Eve is horrible (Even Pyrion Flax, a Dota 2 celeb who might be a [former] SA goon, hates Eve and Goon Fleet).,

>>172712

It's fun to watch from a distance.

>>169248

>Slowbeef is pussy. Diabetus seems like he doesnt believe any of it but jsut puts up with it.

Also they had kids. That will turn any over the edgehoglord into a pussy overnight.

Also it doesn't help that Slowbeef at this point is working in mobile games at a time when the market is close to a certain collapse. So yeah, that might also make him a pussy as well.

>>170267

>>170275

more like >>>/holodomor/

>>171964

>>171966

Does anyone know if Weaver came from SA? I was astounded we lost him of all people to the infection. Cry'n shame I gotta get my olskool weaver kicks off a shitty furry game.

>>172741 idk man, when I had kids I felt like I had even less to lose.

>>172741

Mobile games are more popular now than pc.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7239.0

Lowtax is very short on money, so don't expect SA to last much longer.

>>175561

He should just roll out a new premium option where if you pay $50, you can be mod for a day.

>>175571

Make it 100 dollars, you'll still get over a dozen people paying for it every day to enforce their brand of Correct-think.

>>169374

I find the Ridley voice funny

pls no bully

>>169821

Elfpr0n also sent underaged nudes to another member of fyad back in 2003/2004 and they were posted in fyad constantly rarely getting deleted even though it was well known she was 14/15 at the time

>>170237

Please tell me that fatty is VoidBurger

>>175599

Nope. Voidburger is the average looking chick in this video.

>>175610

lol she looks like a tranny

What is SASS?

>>175561

Eh, douche bags and SJWs will still donate money to SA. Lowtax has nothing to worry about (He still has faggots like Fatbeef and Cabbagepots).

>>175575

I didn't mind the Ridley voice for a while, but I rolled my eyes when Fatbeef bitched about people using it and his other memes through a shitty Conan parody. I'm not fond of Fatbeef's hypocrisy.

>>175595

I didn't know she was that young at the time. LoadCapacity was an older version of her, and probably more/less sluttier and two-faced than Elf and most of the goons (very two-faced if you did anything with her).

Is Axemaniac still around? I still get a laugh remembering how he dropped Duke like a bad habit after Duke Nukem Forever flopped.

>>175610

I used to remember Ironicus having more hair in some weird video where he waving his arms like an idiot. Man, did he become a pussy. Void's…eh.

>>175689

A victim of Weev

Brown Moses getting buttfucked by RT is pretty funny too.

If SA actually dies (which it won't), what do you think will happen to that piece of shit Shmorky and his "career?"

>>175720

>Shmorky put on a sex offenders list and jailed for a couple decades

Feels good man.

>>175720

Shmorky got the boot a while ago. He lives with 'girlfriend' and hocks his shitty Klurf drawings on his website. He's probably got a gofundme set up by now as well. I've heard he's boarded the tugboat gravy train too but haven't seen any confirmation. His dox are over at SS somewhere if you want to go dig them up.

>>175689

SASS was an anti-SA site operated by Buttes in about 2007 mostly trolled SA but had some dipshits that took SAVING SA seriously weev and the rest of the buttes admins were too drugged up to bother running it and it died.

Some site called TNE run by a guy living in chinkland and who turned a Japanese girl lesbian took over from sass and its members migrated there. After getting trolled and doxed by a former member who runs mpcdot.com he closed the site down.

Some other site run by a pussy called smyd also came about at the same time as tne but everyone left when the admin had a meltdown about the word nigger.

The people still giving a shit about Something Awful went to somethingsensitive.com to dox fagmins. Don't know much beyond that other than some of the most unfunny holdovers from sass/tne post there.

mpcdot.com is a kind of sass offshoot but doesn't really give a shit about SA and is mostly a far right forum run by a cranky bitch.

tldr Sass was an SA troll site that died and its members made a load of replacement sites to meltdown on.>>175689

>>175689

>>175831

Booted by Lowtax/Fatbeef?! Heh, I wonder how that happened? I used to respect that guy (Yea, I know I'm an idiot). I'll pass on"digging him up."

Kinda surprised no one is going out of their way to hire him, but at the same time I'm not surprised (He's a creepy douche bag whose shorts are terribly awkward, and he posts retarded shit on his twitter).

>>175831

>He lives with 'girlfriend'

He finally kidnapped Lowtax's daughter?

Is there a Something Sensitive version of Kiwi

>>175909

autism.cool

lo-budget something sensitive.

>>175985

forgot to sage

>>175698

Axemaniac still posts occasionally, but nobody cares about him any more.

BTW, Ralp is no longer an admin. Lowtax made his ass mod of the gas chamber.

>>176098

There was nothing awesome about Goon Fleet, since Eve is a terrible game (PyrionFlax is a lper/Dota player and goon, and even he hates Eve and Goonfleet). Even Games started to hate Goonfleet as much as they hated the dota threads in the past.

>>176061

I don't know who Ralp is. I only remember Ozma and El Pinto/Zack as admins.

>>176123

Ralp is the most autistic Admin SA ever had. He came in because Ozma chose his sycophant ass to run SA.

>>169821

Is that the same Kirtaner from 420chan?

>>176284

The very same.

>>176284

>>176307

I thought he was arrested for being a pedophile holding child porn or something?

>>176307

>>176284

The same kirtaner who recieved the pics that Nyberg shared at FFShrine?

>>176405

>>176284

Yes, its Kirtaner Aster. They have thrown him out of SA for posting about Princess Maker because Gainax has to build in grooming elements. The main attraction of Princess maker is still raising the princess not fucking her by the way.

Pretty ironic that pedophile Kirtaner now works for SJW cunts Anita and Zoe.

Guess he was just being 'ironic' and 'edgy' like all the other outed lefty pedo's.

>>175715

Everyone has a very subtle aura of being a weird fuck. Diabetus seems to have a fixation with anuses.

>>176384

I don't think he ever was. He just happened to have CP/loli shit on his servers or something and claimed it wasn't him but other people hosting shit on his servers.

Which would be an understandable excuse if he didn't also host a hidden board on 420chan for a long time called /pedo/ and to this day insists it never existed even when people show evidence of it.

>>176571

Did the board cross the legal line? You're making a pretty serious allegations.

>>176632

>having a pedo board

>ever not crossing a line

>(1) post

>to defend pedo board

wew

>>176525

lel you could easily fuck Kirtaners shit by having the WWE sue him for copyright violations for his taimatube streams

I do remember when he made GG a bannable offence to talk about on there and how he shields RedMachineD from any reprecussions from his trolling of GG and inciting GG rage to the board

Spardot is a fucking pissy idiot who once started banning AJ Lee fanboys on /wooo/ because she was jealous of her and I think she closed taimatube for a day after she got into a argument with the chat there

420chan is a incestous place full of cliques the imageboard equivalent of SA

If there was a 420chan archive you could trawl through it and see all of this but alas there isnt

>>176758

>RedMachineD

Haven't seen that name in a long time.

I remember when he posted on the Penny Arcade forum in the early 2000s. He kind of fancied himself a troll then too, but it was mostly his condescension that rubbed people the wrong way.

Also, close your eyes when you listen to that video. Tell me he doesn't sound like Linkara.

>>176758

>420chan is a incestous place full of cliques the imageboard equivalent of SA

Funny you say that because one of the mods on /wooo/, OmegaBR, is a goon who regularly posts in Rowdy Ringsports (SA's wrestling/MMA forum). Though I don't know/remember anything about him on there that stood out aside from being a Chikara fanboy. I'd imagine there's a large crossover between SA wrestling fans and /wooo/ posters though.

I'm not sure how the rest of 420chan is but /wooo/ is also rife with name and tripfaggotry and the mods include SA-style ban messages. Actually moderation on /wooo/ is pretty SA-esque since the rules are basically whatever a mod feels like enforcing which means shit that pisses them off personally i.e. shitposting, posting memes they don't like (i.e. saying someone is a "meme wrestler", using "tbh fam" ironically, shit like that), disagreeing with them, etc. There's even a shitload of shitty wordfilters so don't expect to ever be able to say things like "nigger" or "SJW" without it being replaced by dumb filters.

The Taimatube thing is funny too because Taimatube has worked like shit the last few months and Kirt melted down a few weeks back on /wooo/ whining about how people need to shut up and stop blaming him for one of the main features of his site not working since the real problem is the people who make the program he uses for it or some shit.

I used to be a big wrestling fan and /wooo/ was my go to place. I've lost pretty much all interest in wrestling but I still visit /wooo/ just to catch up on news. It's turned completely shit over the last year though.

The tube is a complete mess. They try to do programming blocks every single day even if they go up against live wrestling. The chats are always filled with macro spamming and no real discussion. The actual boards are no better either. It's filled with shit posting, memes, and trolling. At least I haven't seen Kirtaner e-beg for a pretty good while though, that shit was just pathetic.

>>176806

Rowdy Ringsports is a mixed bag itself. The wrestling part is just as bad as any other section of the site; they complain relentlessly about any angle that could be construed as problematic and they constantly post about how gay they are for people like Cesaro, Okada, or Nakamura, but you'll get banned pretty quickly if you say you find, say, Sasha Banks hot.

The MMA part on the other hand is probably one of the more intelligent places to discuss MMA on the internet, insofar as you won't find idiots who suck Fedor's dick like it's still 2004 or PRIDE NEVER DIE faggots. They tend to know their shit and they do a pretty good job of running out anybody who gets too SJW (there's still an undercurrent, but it virtually never comes up in regular discussion unlike the wrestling portion.)

>>169873

Could you stop it with this "undertale is MKUltra" meme already?

Any prediction how fucked up SA is going to be in 2016?

>>183763

>hurr durr it's a meme

It's reality you nigger.

>>191684

As bad as or worse than they are now, dear necrobumper.

>>133567

Behold, one of the few good things to ever come from Something Awful.

www.somethingawful.com/hosted/cranky/

>>191732

-More goons will eat and harass each other like the sjws they are.

-Ozma will still be a horrible cunt.

-Fatbeef will do something so shameful even sjws will chew him out followed by the goons forsaking him and his butt-buddy Betus.

-Cabbagepots will still be a faggot.

-The forums will be downgraded because Lowtax is running out of money after his tenth marriage has failed.

-Shmorky will kill himself (wait, that would be a good thing).

>>176785

Wow fuck it does.

I actually shot the shit with that dude a couple times. Massive USI over trolling easy targets, he's ok, kinna person you invite to get pwnt in an FPS but nothing more. He detests putting effort into shit, after I figured out he was a ruseman I tried to give him ideas, but he only messed with Cernovich for a couple days before losing interest.

>>191732

ironically it's unwanted. Toby might've got six million (hurrillion) bux out of it, but the fandumb it brought with it seems to be making him want to spend all that money ordering hits on the most vocal of them.

The thing is that he actually stole from competent games, and that's why UT is good and trending.

The real MKultra indie clique games are absolute fucking failures despite a full fucking year of shilling.

Look at that embarrassing shit.

http://steamspy.com/app/408120

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-ca-hc-1213-best-video-games-20151213-story.html

http://www.pcgamer.com/2015-personal-pick-cibele/ https://archive.is/b6UMK

http://g5magazine.com/articles/5142/ https://archive.is/WdwRF

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/goodgame/stories/s4367891.htm https://archive.is/4yOXd

http://www.wired.com/2015/11/cibele-game-nina-freeman/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2015/11/20/cibele-love-in-a-time-of-video-games-and-surveillance/ https://archive.is/5JXLx

https://twitter.com/coldmanhot/status/672541324667699201

http://www.idahostatesman.com/living/article50154375.html https://archive.is/dljUK

http://www.polygon.com/2015/3/11/8190149/teenagers-sex-and-selfies-cibele-is-an-uncomfortable-often-beautiful https://archive.is/eQ5r7

http://www.destructoid.com/cibele-is-a-game-about-love-sex-and-the-internet-288412.phtml https://archive.is/JEYrs

http://www.thehodgepodge.net/the-games-im-looking-forward-to-playing-in-2015/ https://archive.is/hdeTa

shill la motherfucking shill from coast to fucking coast, even hit the cornfields and potato farms for a fucking year

And it sells barely 6000 and only a little over half have played it.

Cibele, Her Story, Sunset, all made by niggers that obviously never played a real game in their lives.

Tumblrtale was both intentional and an accident at the same time, because it's not the 'truu aht gaem' that they really want succeeding.

Also before this was Threes vs 2048 for some reason. I have no idea what the point of that even was as they're both boring as shit, but Threes losing all awards in the previous TGA had saltfountains going off all over twatter. Joshintosh was ready to kill someone over it.

Mark my words on this, e-pals, clique or not, with his newfound wealth Toby is going to drop these rubes like Notch did. In fact I seem to recall seeing pictures of them together on pre-cuck GG. The fandumb and the clique's penchant for e-begging is going to make him say fuck it and leave vidya for Barbados where he and Notch will ERP in roblox all day.

>>191800 I never understood how lowtax makes money aside from banning since all them niggas use adblock.

>>191800

At least Ozma stopped posting ages ago.

>>191845

Lowtax has plenty of people who directly donate to keep his server running.

>>191800

>cabbagepots

That faggot is into some really weird shit. I recall he talked about in some IRC channel that he was making a fighting game based on giant lolis or whatever the fuck it was.

He was promptly banned after several users told him to shut the fuck up about his weird fetish.

>>176123

Also some Goonfleet guy got killed in the Benghazi attack, which means that no-one on the Right is allowed to talk about it ever because they're stopping us from making it all about us and our views EXPLOITING A GOON DEATH

>>191924

He was a shit-posting faggot in Games especially in the fighting game threads (there's a section about him in the cow meta). Even the sjw goons and troons hate him.

Cabbagepots/Psycho Josh is an even bigger faggot on Youtube.

>>193287

Too bad no one gives a fuck about Adult Swim out of Rick and Morty, and it's almost unwatchable.

I used to remember when KC Green wasn't a douche bag.

>>133846

>you didn't have to cheeki breeki some Slav guestbook for CP.

As a (Yugo)slav I lol'd.

>>193503

They will eat their own if one of them makes a fuck up. If it happened to Josh Wheddon, it can also happen to Fatbeef and his butt-buddy Betus.

So, Deadmau5 just got a position as a GBS mod.

https://twitter.com/deadmau5/status/692471113310433280

>>191845

To be fair, Her Story is somewhat interesting in its gameplay. At least that's what I hear. Cibel is fucking trash and just proof that Nina Freeman is a fucking narcissist. Seriously I think she needs therapy.

>>193287

>Adult Swim bump with some help from Shmorky: https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/684495893018611713

No wonder this faggot quit doing his comic, he's doing his best at selling out

>>197460

>shitty electronic meme "music" maker becomes a mod of $10land

wew

>>197626

Deadmau5 and shit in one line.. have I missed something?

Not trying to go full >>>/mu/ but embed related is pretty gr8.

>>198525

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761953

>>198571

Okay, I lost my respect for that faggot. SA is some next level autism with those forum posts too.

>>197460

lol what's the point

>>198571

Wow, he made GBS almost impossible to lurk in (Not like GBS was ever worth the time).

I won't let SA/his mod antics ruin my love for his Dota 2 music pack though and "I remember" with Kaskade.

>>198759

I wouldn't call this "misandry." I'd call this a regular ass abusive relationship.

She wasn't abusing Schmorky for being male/trans, she was abusing him because xe was in arm's reach,

>>170258

Can we go ahead and word filter goy to pig or something. The /pol/ memes are getting way to thick in here.

>>193515

It didn't exactly do any real damage to his career.

>>198799

Holy hell…

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

>>198799

didn't mean to quote.

>>198793

Wordfilter it to sheep and goyim to sheeple.

>>198799

The whole point to what I said was SJWs will attack their own kind if one of them will slip up, and Fatbeef is just as "vulnerable" as Wheddon.

But speaking of Fatbeef, I tried to watch some of their recent stuff like the remaining Geroge Wood clips. Betus tried way too hard to be funny, and they didn't say anything interesting without resorting to old jokes like the breast cancer stuff.

>>171902

Wasn't that the first? Speaking of, is there any dirt on those guys? I really like most of their LPs but goons tend to have an insufferable side.

Also, what's the deal with Schmorky? I liked his comics until discovering he looked like a balding Woody Allen and saw those pictures of him in diapers. What other shit has he done?

>>198815

Speed-adjusted versions of the audio.

Slower: http://picosong.com/8mGi/

Faster: http://picosong.com/8miR/

>>198833

Besides being a diaper-wearing tranny shit bag, Shmorky made fun of some autistic guy to a point said guy killed himself (a la Zoey Quinn). He laughed about it, but when people gave him shit, he acted like a bitch.

He's also a closet furfag despite he makes fun of furries with Lowtax and Fatbeef. There's his tranny-sjw bullshit. Someone else can throw some more information on why Shmorky is a piece of shit,

>>198833

Goon lps are no better than the typical Youtube shit like Chazzdragoon. Deceased Crab became a joke, as he replayed the same games with the same zany shit, but would get butt-hurt over any criticism despite he gladly would criticize anyone; even BillyMc got sick of Deceased Crab.

Proton Jon made some really shitty lps (Super Man 64), and is responsible for all the fuck-awful Mario Romhacks out there. Medibot and KungFuJesus were annoying after they overstayed their welcome. Mookie is a faggot.

The funny thing is a lot of people signed up for SA accounts just for the "I am a goon so you cant say bad things about my lps haters."

I remember someone making a "Let's chillax to Donkey Kong County" lp. The whole thing was a disaster with one shitty video after another, and the guy wound up stealing some speed run of the game from Speed Demos Archive.

https://vimeo.com/821152

>>198815

This audio sounds like it's from an extremely dark Roger Rabbit sequel where a wacky, soft-spoken, lovable cartoon character has to try and calm his crazy live-action wife down while she's high on PCP.

>>198859

That does sound kind of awesome.

This is the erotic hypnosis channel of the crazy lady Shmorky shacked up with.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKeB3glckIqdT9fpyMY7IBg/videos

>>198759

yay go shmorky :3

>>191986

It was one of their mods, Vilerat. Him being killed by armed muslims was ironic because he was a sjw online.

>>198815

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR VOICE DAVE

>>198815

>>198881

To rephrase:

WHAT THE FUCK

>>198846

>>198881

>>198883

Also Shmorky deliberately makes himself sound like a Mickey Mouse-esque cartoon character

And insists that is his natural voice and has accused Lowtax of digitally altering their old lets play videos to change his voice

Which is part of why Lowtax fired him and doesn't hang out anymore

There is already a thread about Deadmau5 on Something Sensitive. http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7384.0

I have never expected that he is such a sperg that he writes a rant over Paris Hilton's DJ gig on some party he didn't even go on.

>>198815

>>198881

I think the idea of this woman suddenly having an effeminate mickey mouse character manifest in her real life really didn't help her mental health much.

It's like Drop Dead Fred was an autobiography.

>>198815

This chick's got all the classic hallmarks of a schizophrenic "organized stalking" clod.

Notice how when she's having problems with her cartoon hotdog husband, it becomes part of a grand conspiracy. "What do THEY want from me?" And she acts like her parents are in on it, obviously because they tried to get her help at some point. OSers often turn on the people in their life who try to help them because the thing they hate most is being told their persecutory delusions aren't valid.

When you're this deep into mental illness, you tend to get very selfish. Because how can you empathize with other people if you're completely trapped inside a fictional world? Notice how even when Shmorky is trembling and afraid and begging her to get help, she always tries to turn the conversation back to herself and the imaginary people stalknig her. She shouts "WHAT DO THEY WANT?" over and over, completely oblivious to the fact that Shmorky has no idea who "they" are.

And you gotta love how inexplicably racist her delusions are. "Hitler himself couldn't stop them! There is no answer to the Jewish problem!"

>>198902

I doubt it was a real problem. These people's minds tend to be so insulated from reality they can't actually notice what's happening around them. She probably doesn't even actually know what her husband sounds like because her mind is too busy hunting for secondary interpretations of things he says that will support her belief that there's a Jewish death cult hunting for her.

>>133567

My ex was very heavily involved in goon culture and turned out to be a pedo.

I wouldn't be surprised about something more sinister like a private pedo group filled with prominent SA members. I went into this in another thread a long time ago but my life has changed a lot since then so I don't know how much information I can give without putting myself in direct danger.

>>198815

jesus, I can't believe dave was putting on his stupid fake cartoon voice while getting threatened by a psychotic woman. I wonder how many mental illnesses xhe/it has

>>198874

Actually, while Vilerat was canonized as a saint and making fun of his death was a bannable offense for a while, eventually the shine wore off and he was declared scum who was guilty of wrongthink when people remembered a DND post he made implying that most African cultures were savage, stupid, and self-destructive.

Now it's okay to make fun of him on the internet marxist forum.

>>198817

I like it.

>>198913

Don't dox yourself while talking about stuff like this. That's all I can really say

>>198876

It's still disappointing to know KC is impossible to stomach unless you're some libertard autist that'll outgrow KC and Adult Swim. Even before he went full libertard, his comics were getting stale with the same ol' zany shit.

>>198913

What was your first clue? Did he insist on you calling him daddy?

>>198978

Did he make you beg him for the cummies?

>>198978

No, my first clue was his preoccupation with girls who were half his age.

>>198947

His mom being on FOX News every other week calling for Hillary and Obama's head on a platter every other week for over a year was the final straw. They had a thread where everyone came out an said "lol I actually never really liked him I was just pretending. Stupid conservatards lol.".

What's hilarious is he is paraded around as a stand-up American who lost his life under the liberal governments poor foreign policies. When in fact he licked Obamas boots and banned anyone who dared criticize his policies, Islam, or how the sandniggers act over in the middle east. There's a reason people joke about his last words being "B-b-but I defended you on the Internet!" as the goatfuckers lopped his head was lopped off.

>>199033

Null is gone and this shit is still fucking up. Way to go hotwheels.

>>198990

Were you half his age? Also how old was he? At some point that becomes normal. A 40 year old banging a 20 year old is acceptable.

>>199054

Around 25.

>>199104

How did he express his love of girls around 13? Did he make you wear downytails and wash your mouth out with soap if you cussed?

>>199105

it wasn't just usual kink bullshit, it was his preference in porn and more than that. that's all im gonna say for now, maybe ill come back to this thread later and be able to go further in depth

>>199122

He shared his child porn with you? Wow. Did he need it to get it up? I'm not sure if that's more or less creepy.

>>199126

not shared.

yes i think he did need it.

I've only had one had experience with a goon when we were into the same fighting games. He was a nice guy, but he was hypocritical about things like dating because he had an odd things for hookers until he got married (He bragged about dating hookers while making fun of Loveshys in the Ask & Tell thread). I kinda wonder what the guy is up to these days.

Sometimes I think god or some supernatural element for saving me from going to goon meets, since I heard most of them were terrible.

>>199195

I have no pity for Shmorky after knowing all of the horrible shit he's done (that said, no one should go through that kinda of crazy drama). Karma is finally catching up to him (Quinn, Lowtax, Fatbeef, and every other shit bag goon worse than those three are next).

>It's tough when you're the only funny guy in a duo. Beef is very often relying on the game to get by in these videos.

Fatbeef isn't much funnier than his butt-buddy these days. I haven't seen the other RP videos, but according to a few posts, he's hitting DSP-levels of bad (Blaming the game/controller, taking 6 months to make fun of an already made, etc.).

The interesting thing about the Goon-Lp clique is even they got sick of Deceased Crab. Proteus only made his lps for fun, and thought lps as a career was stupid. Lesbeardly made fun of Proton Jon for making the Mario romhack cancer on Youtube, but even though Jon was okay with it (Jon knows some of his Mario lps are shit), his fanboys still think Les is the anti-Christ.

>>199212

>he's hitting DSP-levels of bad

Afterfall: Insanity, Sonic 06 to name a few. And the typical retsupurae fan neither makes the connection nor minds.

>>199195

nobody's "feels" are being hurt apart from your own, it's just that none of you /pol/ nerds are funny whatsoever with your boring regurgitated jokes

>>199296

>no argument

>ad hominem

kek

>>199346

>using shitty flash-tier simpsons season example

Come on anon.

>>199412

>giving me shit for a compilation I just reposted

Come on nigga…

>>199289

Retsupurae fans and goons refuse to accept any criticism laid on Fatbeef and his butt buddy Betus or their pals like Void Burger, Lowtax, Proton Jon, etc. Hell, they still flip out if you make fun of their other favorite internet personalities like IHE, Egoraptor, and Doug Walker unless Fatbeef says something about them.

>>169893

He obviously meant that Undertale creates lots of arguments. Just look at the fucking fanbase, it's not that hard to understand

So, Lowtax decided to show his face on Kotaku in Action: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4415og/drama_sjws_are_going_after_somethingawfuls_lowtax/cznc911

>>199749

first reply is "we aren't all right wing" after Lowtax strawmans at will

KIA is so cucked it's insane

>>199460

RP's fanbase is pretty much all goons at this point, with maybe a few other people who quietly stayed behind while their peers left. Goons really just don't do well with open communities, and while I don't think Slowbeef intended to scare anyone off (except maybe PewDiePie fans), he wasn't giving them any reasons to stay, and the goons in the comment sections were only making the channel less accessible.

>>199756

Its plebbit, what did you expect?

>>199755

You're probably thinking of Emily, a white chick that trolled Lowtax hard. He allowed her to write so many shitty articles, and give a NES Superman some stupid award they never used again (Nothing Emily wrote was funny). Rich announced his engagement to her only to find out she dumped his ass online, talked about it in the forums, and ran back to her ex-boyfriend. I wouldn't be surprised if Rich purged anything involving Emily. He married an Asian chick whom he eventually divorced before finding his latest wife.

>>199774

You mean the non-Goon community realized Fatbeef and his butt buddy Betus are pathetic, unfunny sjw-bitches? That's a surprise since non-goon faggots like Homer Beoulve and KWO/SoK were trying to hook up with Fatbeef when he made fun of Phil.

Goons ruin everything especially online communities. People used to spend $10 on forum accounts just to play WoW and Eve with the goons only to find out it's one of the worst decisions you could make (again, PyrionFlax from Dota hates GoonFleet and Eve, and he's a [former] goon). Words don't describe the faggotry and fail I experienced with the FFXI Goons and WoW Goons.

The interesting thing about the WoW goons was most of the players liked the SA Horde guilds on servers like Duskwood and Mal'Ganis, but everyone hated the Alliance Goon Squads especially on Kel'Thuzad (not surprised since most of the faggots from the SA FFXI guilds played Alliance).

Aside from being mostly-leftist cuckolds I've actually thoroughly enjoyed some of the stuff put out by Lowtax, Slowbeef, and Diabeetus.

Didn't seem like bad guys considering they came from [ninevah] SA.

Actually SA would be more like Sodom or Gomorrah.

>>192000

Nice GET!

>>199195

Found the goon guys.

Seriously, disliking Aureal Psynapse? Deadmau5 might be shit but that song is gr8.

>>199788

>you mean the non-Goon community realized Fatbeef and his butt buddy Betus are pathetic, unfunny sjw-bitches?

Probably not, that isn't likely to be the first thing people take issue with, anyway. Old-fashioned retsupurae videos are almost never made anymore, and when they are they're halfhearted and often feature guests that only goons want to see (sometimes simply out of spite for everyone else). The concept doesn't really work anymore, either, because let's plays have gotten so formulaic that they've become almost commentary-proof as a result of how samey they are. Retsufrash, longplays, and kickstarter commentaries have become a replacement, and if that doesn't turn you away then there's still the questionable game choices, lack of editing, and DarkSydeBeef you need to put up with.

>>199819

So who are the guests they bring to spite people? Please don't tell me they had guys like Chazzdragoon make fun of lps (Chazz is the last person to talk about shitty lps).

>>199824

Slowbeef doesn't bring anyone out of spite, but I've seen goons asking him to do more videos with Voidburger because she pisses everyone else off.

>>199824

Chip Cheezum has said he will bring in every video that dumb cint Voidburger. Just to spite the non goons audience, who doesn't like her vitriolic, sex obsessed, annoying personality.

A shame because his Splatoon video was nice, except for that bitch reading sex related ads from some hook up site. She is a real drag, and quite u

Maybe this of interest for you:

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=737.0

A pedo goon who is also a registered sex offender found his way to Something Sensitive.

>>199412

>ad hominem

lmao do you think this is a "debate" or something you dense sperg?

>kek

we get it dude, you go on 4chan

wait

>>201764

I hope this is not Tie Tuesday…

>>201764

post more goons

>>199755

>after the gamespy days

SA was involved in gamespy?

>>201981

I think lowtax worked there at some point

>>202065

So, these are the assholes who then go out and make fun of everybody else? These are

>>202118

These are then supreme Internet denizens who think we are beneath them?

What a joke.

>>202128

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sorry, not enough cat ladies.

>>201764

I've always wondered if Loadcapacity and Elfpr0n because fat, ugly bitches over the years. I wonder what they look like now?

>>201981

Rich used to work with some really shitty video game magazine called GameFan in the 90s, but left them because they screwed him out of his pay while letting him go. He did some stuff with GameSpy, but he didn't get along with them.

This was back before the forums and his internet drama got the best of him.

>>198921

Wait, this isn't the normal voice, of that person? Are you fucking kidding me? This is fucking hilarious and quite evil at the same time…

>>202396

Didn't mean to leave an empty post with >>20240.

Was going to say that it's still baffling to know Shmorky thought using a cartoon voice when trying to talk to the cops about your schizo friend is a normal thing to do.

>>202573

Everyone can learn how to operate GIMP. Its not that hard and yo need for your idea is a SA watermark. Also none of the regulars here has a plebbit account.

>>133567

cunts

>>>/pol/5893984

>>202857

You can wash your hair with half and drink the other. It gives it body.

The goons are going apeshit on /pol/, prime julaying time.

>>211725

goons are perpetually apeshit

Jesus christ! That /pol/ thread! They have been sperging over Vince's chainmail getting into the limelight on /pol/ for an day by now. Those clowns tried the same shit on /v/ went away pretty quickly.

>>211690

You can as well waterboard yourself by putting a washcloth on your face and put into the rough direction of the shower head, because shower beers are for alcoholic manchildren.

So someone said that Fatbeef was tweeting about male privilege shit while his wife was giving birth, and even his butt-buddy Betus told him to take care of his fucking family. As if Fatbeef couldn't be a bigger faggot than what he is.

>>199867

>She is a real drag.

She sucks out the energy and commentary synergy in everything she appears in as the betas start to tiptoe around her.

One might say she is a void, sucking out all the life of anything she touches.

>>211743

>>211690

>>202857

Anons, you are forgetting that these are Goons we are talking about, they ain't gonna drink the Beer, they are just going to shove em up their asses while thinking of beercan thick cocks going into their tight little bumholes and then pour it over themselves, pretending the yellow musky liquid is the piss of the superior man who just ravaged them. That foam? for biting into.

Lowtax made a Foxdicks account and 9 posts and a verification by the King of Spergs himself later he was gone. What then followed was the attempt of IP logging to find all the naughty goons. i.e. Lowtax tried to pull off what Nool did here as Global and failed. Its now official; Lowtax is nowadays a even a bigger loser than Nool.

Also little reminder that Lowtax is massively sucking Smart's niggercock by making a custom user group and a subforum for the Smartinator, because he is effectively the only source of OC for SA.

Relevant shit from the Foxdicks thread about SA

http://archive.is/O9El3

http://archive.is/fwUHK

http://archive.is/ggQD5

http://archive.is/4LN3m

http://archive.is/eTG5W

Something Sensitive on that matter

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7592.1550

>>217046

the Smart forum is probably the smartest thing (law) tax has done in ages just because it drives star citizens completely crazy

>>198863

I know this is an old as shit comment but who the fuck would want to listen to some insane this?

>>217046

Wow, I never thought he'd suck Smart's dick since he used to make fun of Smart. I got a laugh out of the mangosteen joke.

I remember making fun of Lowtax on Youtube when I mocked him and Fatbeef concerning Dangen Rappa. He tends to act like a little bitch.

So I heard Fatbeff is less of a sjw cunt from people who talked to him on Skype. Does he still act like a fat 16 year-old Tumblr bitch?

>>217112

Beef has pretty much mellowed out now and mostly just does streams and playthroughs on his own personal channel, they don't do Retsupurae as often as they used to

>>217046

Don't invite him to post here.

>>202857

TCC is the best case for not doing drugs I have ever seen in my life. Forget DARE, just give teenagers a link to it.

Time to necro this thread since Shmorky has been confirmed as a genuine predatory pedo.

>>246136

Broof?

>>246192

http://archive.is/F6Cm9

That thread has been closed three times so far and Lowtax has unclosed it every time. He is quite livid about the whole situation.

>>246192

Fatbeef and Lowtax were talking about the Shmorky incident, and how it really affected SA and the goons now that people are waking up to the bullshit SA has been known for (guys like Shmorky running around while Psychadelic Eyeball and Voidburger tried to protect Shmorky like the sjw shitbags they are, the other socjus shit Lowtax allowed to exist on the forums, etc.).

>>246195

All Hell is breaking loose on SA now, as Lowtax just banned Psychadelic Eyeball and Voidburger. Maybe if I'm lucky, Fatbeef will get his just desserts for being a piece of shit, but he'll worm his way out of it.

There's word Lowtax might nuke the LP subforum because he's fed up with what's going on. Karma is a fucking bitch.

>>246219

If he does it'll be a touch choice, apparently. https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/818259606019461120

>>246219

The thread Lowtax made about dumping on Shmorky was closed and gassed by the mods, and Lowtax re-opened it and said anyone who closes it again will be demodded and banned.

I think apologia for pedophiles who hide behind transwhatever identities is going to be the hill that SJWs die on.

>>246249

I think so. Think about it, these people have done this like what, twice now? First was Nick Nyberg, the new one is Shmorky. There's only so many times that something like this could happen, and the more it happens the less likely the "transphobic gamerbro hate mob" shit is likely to be believed by the public.

>>246760

I think so too.*

Sage for this just being a typo fix.

>>246760

>I think so. Think about it, these people have done this like what, twice now? First was Nick Nyberg, the new one is Shmorky. There's only so many times that something like this could happen, and the more it happens the less likely the "transphobic gamerbro hate mob" shit is likely to be believed by the public.

It's tribalism. Notice how GG on /v/ protects Val instead of getting rid of him. It's because he was involved in GG stuff since the beginning and it would make them all look bad. I don't think this is a behavior that only affects trannies.

>>246769

Most people filter Val or ignore him, since he's a knobhead.

It looks like that a lot of goons are going to get doxxed today by KF: http://archive.is/sy8pb

lmao KF are doxxing trannies and the admins are scrambling to figure what to do

>>246963

The general consensus is that Jenner is a very elaborate troll

>>246862

>>246963

>>246982

Without A-logging, what are Fatbeef's chances of getting doxxed?

>>246989

Jenner literally admitted to being infamous permabanned user niggerstomper[numbers I can't be arsed looking up], though a number of goons who know Jenner outside the forums doubt that claim, and figure it was meant to be a joke that went wrong.

But makes sense to be, we've seen that a lot of the worst SJWs are born-again edgelords.

>>246996

Jenner was certainly not a troll, the niggerstomper69 comment was contextually relevant and I don't think referring to herself at all. However, the KF talk about Jenner was hinting she was a troll and Lowtax probably just wanted an excuse to burn someone's 10bux.

>>246862

>Lowtax decides to Make SomethingAwful Great Again

>declares open season on the maoist troons that infest SA

2017 is going to be a weird year.

Just in from another thread and twatter: Derek Smart and a certain other Dev just started to punch each other in the dick over the honor of pedos and troons.

https://archive.fo/NMcV7

>>247013

About 15 of his modding staff just quit over him wanting SA to be less SJW.

>>247013

According to a KF poster, it was one troon turning on the rest. All you have to do is rattle the hugbox and these people immediately begin eating each other.

Funnily enough the kerfuffle over the Negrotown thread seems to have ended amicably with the creation of a subforum specifically for discussing racial issues, which so far seems to have some actually interesting conversation. Even though the posters and mods seem to have forgotten they specifically asked for that and blame Lowtax for ghettoising them.

>>246997

Jenner definitely wasn't Niggerstomper, but I can't say that banning them was a mistake, considering he/xe/she/it was part of the resident SJGoon brigade it was probably for the best.

For those who aren't aware, some KF users pretended Jenner was a troll who was doing a long-ruse on SA because they knew Lowtax was lurking. he believed it and banned her.

>>133567

And believe that these faggots made a video describing /v/irgins.

I follow one game thread on SA because the devs post in it and there's some good discussion. It's been noticeably less SJW lately.

But when I go anywhere else on SA, it's more of the same horseshit hugbox.

>>246249

>I think apologia for pedophiles who hide behind transwhatever identities is going to be the hill that SJWs die on.

If that were the case then sjws would have died long ago. They been writing pedo apologetics for a while in major blogs like salon and nothing fucking happens, nobody gets v& or fired, no scandal

Nothing

Its like the whole transracial thing with people like talcumX, basically after pretending that fucking genetically-encoded genders are "social constructs" how the fuck can they say race or age isn't a construct as well? they fucked themselves in the ass into a position where questioning a crazy bitch with a perm pretending to be black or a guy who wants to fug 10yr girls can't be told they are wrong or else the house of cards that is the whole lgtbbbqwtf movement will collapse

>>265055

Debate and Discussion is really really bad at dealing with dissenting opinions

>>269429

Jesus Christ, Fatbeef really went to the shitter. How is any of that funny?

>>270080

>>269405

D&D was always a horrible forum.

>PUNISH EBIL RACIST ALTRIGHT

>BUT IT'S OKAY IF IM MEAN TO PEOPLE WITH MY SOCIAL JUSTICE

And Lowtax wonders why people hate him. I really think Dobson would fit in with Something Awful now.

>>270086

Dobson's real mistake is the same as JDR's, they were ahead of their time so they ended up ruining their reputation before their brand of idiocity was socially acceptable on the internet.

>>270080

>That first one

>"I would definitely rather live in the 1970s or 80s DDR than in the contemporary US"

Lack of self-awareness must be one hell of a drug.