No.970197
Which one of you used the monkeys paw again?
No.970228
No.970244
>>970197
>Which one of you used the monkeys paw again?
its nu disney for fuck sake
No.970265
Countdown to feminist sites bitching about it focusing on Bob even though Helen is in the superhero spotlight.
No.970274
I must be going deaf because the totally not evil Tycoon sounds a lot like Jason Lee or whoever voiced Syndrome in the previous movie.
Truth be told I don't want it to be bad, but the simple fact that it's current disney makes it pretty hard to think anything else. I haven't even watched anything recent from Pixar ever since UP I think.
No.970305
>>970268
>Anon, there's more to life than obsessively following a bunch of cartoon watching opinionated anons and what they write on their chans blogs, grow up. :^)*
No.970310
>>970268
not really
they basically run the world via that bitching
accusations of misogyny are the social equivalent of nuclear arms
No.970318
It looks like it'll at least have a cool beginning fight with underminer but other than that, it looks like a retread of the first movie but with the roles reversed. I wouldn't mind Elastigirl as the lead if it wasn't at the expense of the other characters. I thought they learned this lesson to work as a family from the first movie but that seems tossed out. Unless they're hiding something new from this sneak peek, this sequel is going to be pretty meh.
No.970320
>>970310
So basically it's the Crucible all over again.
No.970321
>>970197
That didn't look exceptionally funny. Maybe Jack Jack waking up Mr. Incredible.
No.970322
>>970318
That's what I was about to say. The only difference is that Mr. Incredible knows about her working for this new guy instead of being left in the dark like she was for most of the original movie. I was kind of hoping they'd jump forward a couple more years, too, so we could see the kids becoming part of a new generation of heroes.
No.970323
>>970197
>Which one of you used the monkeys paw again?
Not me. I never liked The Incredibles
No.970347
>>970197
>haha, common core, right parents?!?! xxDDD
>remember to upvote on Facebook! xxDDD
This clown world isn't burning quickly enough.
No.970388
>first third of film is about mr incredible doing his own thing while elastigirl struggles at home then family comes together to defeat menace
<first third of film is about elastigirl doing her own thing while mr incredible struggles at home then family comes together to defeat menace
Did I miss much else? The humour is about the same, to me.
Looks like rose tinted glasses.
No.970443
>>970318
>>970322
>It's like the first movie with reversed roles
Based off of trailer it's worse than that. It feels like a sitcom episode with barely connected plats A and B that only come together at the very end. First movie had that going too, but both plots connected after first 15 to 20 minutes.
Another unsettling thing is that it looks like movie will use "being a mom is the most difficult job in the world, while men have it easy in profesional world." Mr Incredible looks like a madman and barely keeps up with home chores, while Elastigirl effortlessly fights crime and is a celebrity. All of that will be peppered by "hilarious" slapstick with Jack Jack. They will surely have classics like Mr. Incredible getting hit in the face by carrot puree, and JackJack hitting him in the balls.
No.970456
No.970459
>>970274
I think it's Bob Odenkirk. He's been getting quite a push in the big screen, lately.
No.970509
>>970197
>Wife goes off and has a successful career
>Husband is emasculated
>lol parenting is hard for big dumb white men!
There goes any hope of this being even half as good as the original.
No.970578
This is good
Now even more porn will be made
No.970601
>>970578
>inb4 anon gets banned for "derailing" the thread
No.970655
>>970509
idk if your son had dozens of incredible superpowers it would be pretty hard to raise him. He could literally kill people when he throws tantrums, seems difficult to me
No.970659
>>970472
I didn't know she aged.
No.970663
>>970655
If that were the end of it, I could see that being the issue. Bob is the only one tough enough to survive raising Jackjack, so he stays behind, but they also show him having issues with Dash and helping his kids with school. Violet is… oddly absent from the trailer. Meanwhile, they're pulling the same "I can't let my wife worry because her career means so much to her!" plot that we've seen in dozens of sitcoms already. It's weak shit.
No.970681
Anyone else think we're going to get some floating timeline shit?
>original incredibles was 2004
>the whole phone/tablet/social media revolution took place over the course of the past 14 years, no chance the writers are going refrain from updating the technology to be more relevant
There's even a scene in the first film where Bob basically gets a tablet in the mail and he's initially baffled by what it is. Now we've got them making common core jokes.
No.970687
>>970681
>Common Core is a thing
Man am I glad I'm not American
No.970694
>>970681
Isn't the first movie set in the 60s?
No.970696
>>970197
Despite fags getting offended by any form of social commentary on current year.
This just seems like an inverse of the previous movies premise. You know? Superheroing is illegal or bad in some way. One of the parents makes it big in some way, while the other sits on their ass till shit hits the fan and then the whole family gets dragged along. It feels like it's setting up the exact same formula.
This is going to be underwhelming reguardless. The wow factor the previous movie had is gone. So simply doing the same plot with some flip flopping of certain specifics won't really hit the same buttons. Also the villain probably won't be as good I can already tell.
No.970699
>>970694
Its sort of modern day but done in the style of 1960s comic books and spy films. The whole idea of the film was "how would the superheroes of back then adjust to the world as it is now?".
No.970704
>>970696
>Also the villain probably won't be as good I can already tell.
What if the villain is really Syndrome and the entire "bring superheroes back" shtick is a front to break up the Parr's marriage?
No.970709
>>970687
>Man am I glad I'm not American
Education problems like that can be sidestepped by putting the kid in a private school, gun and knife length laws cannot be so easily side stepped.
No.970714
>>970704
>spoiler
Might be an alright plot, but you have to remember: the fucker got his cape snagged in his own turbine and got sliced up. There's no coming back from that.
No.970717
It's genuinely what we all expected.
No.970722
>>970709
Not everyone who isn't American is a Bong, German or Frog.
No.970723
>>970717
though aside from the obvious feminism pandering, I guess focusing on a stay at home super powered dad is sort of unique.
No.970729
>>970722
pls send me 20mm rifles mr. leaf
No.970732
>>970729
>Cacuck
No son, my country was already a thing and removing mudslimes before the Bongs were even a thing.
Now, enough derailing child
No.970771
>>970722
>>970732
You're a Euro all the same, one of the most cucked in fact even if you get an A+ for lewd Art
>>970729
>not recognizing cheese eating surrender monkeys
The last thing the french did right was supporting the American Revolution, and that was still only to spite the bongs. As far as education even you're boomers are shit at understanding math so your education system isn't any better off.
Nationalism aside, wakfu is fantastic and those girls tempt me somethign fierce.
No.970772
No.970777
>>970771
>You're a Euro all the same, one of the most cucked in fact
I guess that means all of America is California then, so you're even more cucked than Europe.
No.970779
>>970777
kek
No the french are the equivalent of California, they advocate for the cucking.
No.970806
Now I get why they didn't do a timeskip though. Jackjack is OP as fuck and the only way to keep his abilities from completely ruining any tension is to keep him as a baby
Still unnecessary sequel though
No.970826
Didn't The Underminer get some game?
No.970828
>>970826
Yeah there was a game where they fight the Underminer.
No.970829
>>970696
It's reminding me how Toy Story 3 was just 2 but roles flipped.
No.970847
>>970197
>Switching Bob out for Helen
Oh god, this is basically Incredibles: Destruction of female gender roles the movie
SHADMAN, PLEASE RUIN THE MARKETTING, DROWN US IN HORRID AMMOUNTS OF ANALINGUS, AND BOB JUST GETTING CUCKED BY HIS WIFE'S NEWFOUND PENIS WITH HIS DAUGHTER BEING A CORPORATE WHORE, REVERSING THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE FIRST FILM.
No.970848
>>970582
>Cuckchan meme
Get out.
No.970854
No.970860
>>970310
>Reddit spacing
>actually think people give two fucks about rape accusation outside of twitter
Nice to see all this judges getting all those proof of those rapeing
No.970862
>>970779
>French
>not Sweden
Truly the best education mutt
No.970887
>>970848
>don't insult muh shadman
No.970898
>>970197
I don't like the first movie and I bet the second will have too much of that annoying baby. I also, without watching the trailer, predict the baby to be overpowered and the son to be jealous of the baby.
Because that's ALWAYS the fucking plot for babies.
No.970905
>>970862
Sweden advocates for cucking, but France has the most gibs. It’s like the EU is all the parts of California split into separate countries.
No.970910
>>970905
>>970854
>>970779
>>970777
>>970772
>>970771
>>970732
>>970729
>>970723
>>970722
>>970687
Hey look, its the crazied political autist, really /co/ related discussion we're having here.
No.970942
>>970910
>he thinks all these posts are by one person.
What’s it like being a paranoid schizophrenic?
No.970987
>>970443
To be fair, I think it is because jack jack now has op powers, if I recall she never had to deal with that shit.
No.970989
>>970714
implying he didn't clone himself just in case and decided through the cloning process to change his looks for revenge.
No.970995
>>970714
>spoiler
It's a goddamn comic book movie, man. Syndrome could've survived and became a cyborg.
No.971032
>>970987
>Helen will blow off Bob's legitimate troubles dealing with Jack Jack as "the man of the house finally realising how hard being a housewife is"
No.971034
>>970197
>Ha ha, Common Core as usually looks like it doesn't make any sense!
>Boy am I glad I learned old traditional math while growing up.
>mfw i take another look and it looks exactly like how I learned Algebra
>mfw when I remembered that Algebra was when my math grade started tanking because I didn't understand the logic at the time.
Either the writers doesn't know what Common Cores is or there was actually a better way to teach Algebra. If it's the latter, heads are going to roll.
No.971038
>>970989
>>970995
He could also be Syndrome's brother, I can see nuPixar going for that cliche.
No.971041
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>>971034
actually, what Dash is doing is "new math", which was the common core of its time
while new math changed up how some problems were solved and introduced new concepts into algebra, it also provided shortcut techniques for some things such as finding percentages (divinding the smaller number by the larger number)
the majority of it was thrown out but the aspects which simplified matters were kept
Tom Lehrer wrote a song about it
No.971052
GUYS, DON'T YOU GET IT?
THE UNDERMINER IS UNDERMINING FAMILY VALUES
No.971056
>>971052
Man, don't bring me that hope if is more than likely that it won't happen, considering its the 60's I hope it stays in second wave feminism at worst… but >>970578's right, now Violet is old enough to marry.
But they're onto something, 60's men could not seriously take care of a child tbh. My grandpa won shitloads of money as salary but he wasted it all on expensive suits because "presentation was everything" leaving scraps for his wife and seven kids. And his father apparently wouldn't cook himself a snack to save dear life, even if he technically knew how.
>>970197
My most hopeful guess is that this is just what they want to sell. Not to gain SJW viewers but to keep away all the nasty Alt-Right that is so fan of the original (I would believe nu-Pixar actually wanting to scare away potential costumers), I honestly believe they just spoiled all the progressive jokes in the movie in those 2 minutes.
No.971069
>>971052
I honestly wish they just left the fight with the Underminer at the end of the first movie ambiguous, it was pretty obvious he was going to lose anyway so we didn't need to see it.
No.971076
>>971041
the fuck?
>13 - 7 is 5
>except it's actually six, five would be wrong
>that's the joke
How the fuck in any subtraction system do you get 5 by subtracting 13-7?
No.971078
No.971113
>>970828
retconned lel
the fact that they feel the need to show us the underminer fight in the movie should have been an immediate red flag
it's just fanservice
No.971136
>>971113
RIP. The game was great. This new movie looks like shit.
No.971161
I'm still waiting for Sym Bionic Titan wish to come true
No.971202
>>970197
I feel sorry for the poor tired father.
No.971224
>>970472
>Aged like wine
>>970578
we get it Shad, now pls fuck off
>>971161
>I'm still waiting for Sym Bionic Titan
Stop it. Please, just stop it. you're making me want to hope again
I'm just praying that the SJW crap in this isn't Frozen levels of retarded it's going to be that, isn't it?
No.971256
>>971069
It baffles me that anyone was wanting to see a conclusion to that fight.
No.971332
>>971256
When something is good people want more.
No.971360
>>971164
I've heard rumors that it was sold off to the IRS for a tax break, but I have also heard the same about Megas XLR. Don't tell me CN did it to both of them
No.971361
>>971256
>>971069
there was a video game for it (Rise of the Underminer for PS2). They'll most likely just do a recap of its story
No.971375
>>970696
I wish they'd stolen ideas from the comics. The comic villains weren't half bad.
No.971435
>>971361
>there was a video game for it (Rise of the Underminer for PS2)
Wasn't Rise of the Underminer on the Nintendo DS? I think you might be confusing it for the Incredibles movie tie-in game.
No.971469
>>971435
why ask questions which you can easily find on wikipedia? it was available on ps2 and many other formats.
No.971549
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>>971469
>why ask questions which you can easily find on wikipedia?
But I don't want to.
No.971556
>>971435
Both games were PS2. I remember the movie tie in one sucking balls but no clue on the Underminder one. I know it had co-op with Incredible and Frozone but otherwise I don't know.
No.971909
>>970578
>There will probably be a tie-in game for this
>Someone will port the models to source filmmaker and make nude versions
Please let this happen
No.971918
>>971224
>Frozen levels of retarded
I forget, what happened?
No.971996
>>970459
Don't tell me this shit is why the next season of Better Call Saul is taking so long.
No.972007
>>971469
>trusting wikipedia to give you the right answer
Top pleb.
No.972224
>>972007
I knew someone would say this
No.972228
>>970905
France also has more leverage in the EU to push for acceptance of refugees
No.972229
>>972224
that's because you're god damn middle school teachers said this
No.972487
No.989660
>>970197
It looks cute tbqh fam.
No.989747
>>989660
I hope you're not going to see this alone
No.995555
>>970995
That actually happened to him in some ice show adaptation, or so I've heard.
No.995607
>>970578
Cool, where's the porn?
No.995627
>superheroes are still illegal
SO WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE LAST MOVIE?!?
No.995641
>>995627
Mr. Incredible learned that there was more to life than being a superhero. Like having a wife with a fat ass.
No.995647
>>995627
How much of the first movie should have actually affected the world? A few retired heroes fought a robot one afternoon, that's all.
No.995667
>>995647
>How much of the first movie should have actually affected the world? A few retired heroes fought a robot one afternoon, that's all.
Jesus Syndrome was the good guy then.
No.995681
Is Shadmanface just Pixarface with a lip bite?
No.995697
>>989660
isn't violet literally demigod tier in terms of power
I mean, you can be fast, you can stretch, you can be super strenk, but doesn't having the ability to manipulate electromagnetic waves outrule all of those powers?
No.995702
>>995609
>>995616
Now we're talking.
>>995641
I think you mean phat.
No.995821
>>995627
Go back and watch, because this plot point was never actually closed. Even toward the end, they were still doing stuff like influencing Dash to get 2nd place, just so he could run but not show everyone he had super powers. They all accepted who they were and grew, but the overall problem of Supers being illegal was never fixed.
No.995862
>>995779
>>995845
To the Brapcycle!
No.995892
>>970197
I'm just waiting for pics of that Incredibles baby screwing Lily Loud.
No.996269
>>995647
Jack-Jack Attack suggests the government did a lot of memory wipes…
No.996429
>>995697
She is, but the creators are not creative enough to use her abilities in ways other than invisibility and force fields. Even if Violet is limited, writers could do something interesting and creative with the powers, but she will just use force field as a shield 99% of the time and invisibility mainly for surprise attacks.
No.996433
>>995651
>>995651
I always liked the theory that the sane "businessmen" super villains fought crazy ones so they wouldn't do something that warranted unbanning superheroes.
No.996461
>>996429
The video literally shows her using electromagnetic waves to break apart rocks to stop them from hitting civilians, anon.
No.996463
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Seems to me that it's going to be similar to the first movie. The first section is going to be about Elastigirl instead of Mr. Incredible, and then a bigger villain comes in that leads to everyone in the family (and also Frozone) pitching in. And possibly Frozone's wife as well; I've seen concept art of her. If it's not fake, she may be pitching in, as well.
No.996520
YOU GO, GIRL!
Ha ha, the man is dumb and can't parent properly. Classic!
No.996911
>>995997
Butt's too small on the cycle drawing
No.997041
>>996911
It's funny how you are correct unironically.
No.997077
>>995697
>>996429
It's like Jubilee from the X-Men: just some girl and her puny "fireworks" that are actually mini nuclear explosions completely under her control.
No.997305
With all this elastigirl focus, I'm thinking they gave up on making a good sequel and decided to just make it for fetish fuel.
Which is okay, but why is she wearing that crappy costume? Her original one was better.
No.997310
>>997305
>why is she wearing that crappy costume?
because her red one is part of a family set so they changed it to make her seem more independent
No.997328
>>997305
Because it's about Elastigirl, not the whole family, and by trailers they're also going to have a running thing with Edna Mode being pissed that that costume was designed by someone else.
It's shown in all the trailers, but if you look at the trailers, it's only a handful of actual scenes. It'll probably be ditched in the first 30 minutes of the movie.
No.997338
meh, i don't see anything to be "outraged" about tbvqh family. just gonna get back 2 my own toon shit
No.997355
>>997328
>>997310
No, I meant her ORIGINAL costume.
Looks way better.
No.997358
>>997355
probably doesn't fit anymore
and really, would any of us want it to?
No.997361
>>997358
>elastic costume
>not fitting anymore
But no, I wouldn't want it to.
No.997362
>>997355
Won't fit her, is decades old, probably not something she even still owns (Bob and Frozone were still clinging to their Super days), and it's stupid to rehash an old outfit when her whole coming out of retirement is supposed to be 'rebranding' Superheroes.
No.997388
>>997362
>>997358
>the costume for the lady with stretchy rubber powers doesn't fit her anymore
No.997392
>>997388
how come she doesn't use her stretching powers to un-stretch herself then? in the first movie she appeared to be insecure about how T H I C C her ass had become, her ability is elasticity, why can't she just make herself less T H I C C?
No.997891
>>995609
>>995616
God there is something about a thicc woman in a leotard that turns me on.
>>996429
I thought her powers were a reflection of her personality since she starts out as timid so she uses her invisibility to hide.
>>996463
Well that sounds a bit disappointing. I was afraid it would be just a repeat of the first film. Still seems like it might be fun.
No.1000978
Calling it now
Bob Odenkirk's character is ScreenSlaver.
Something something something Bringing supers back in the worst way something something something
No.1001402
>>1000978
They should have made the helmet wider.
No.1002071
>>1000978
The rich white male is the villain? What a surprise.
No.1002103
>>970681
There was this "New Math" thing in the 60s too, I think they're referring to that more than Common Core.
No.1002511
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>>1000978
from this vid i im pretty sure they gonna make WAHT A TWIST and the stronk womyn in shadow gonna be a villain
No.1002734
I just watched it. It was okay. If they had done a completely different story than what they did in I2, it could have been way better. I'm just completely unimpressed with the way things transpired in the movie. This sequel will always live in the shadow of the first movie.
the only real spoiler in the movie is that bob odenkirk's character's sister is screenslaver. Having the sequel take place right after the first one was a major mistake. Nothing in the movie feels like there's any weight or importance to it. I felt like I spent two hours watching a movie where nothing substantial happens and then it ends. The stakes have never been so low.
No.1002756
>>1002734
Same story but with Elasticgirl doing the superheroing? Boring
No.1002841
>reading the plot synopsis on wikipedia
>villain sounds infinitely less interesting than Syndrome
>movie ends with supers being legalized again
i aint seeing this shit
No.1002861
>incredicuck the stay at home dad
Fucking called it.
No.1002863
>>970318
>retread with roles reversed
bullfucking shit! Helen's being a mom ended less than halfway through the movie when she went to go save Mr. Incredible. She also tried to leave the kids to do it, not proudly home so he could do what he wanted
No.1002977
Just came back from seeing it and man, you might think that calling it "the first movie with the roles reversed" is stretching it but it's not. EVERYTHING in this movie is basically a pastiche of what happened in the first one, right down to the Screenslaver having the same basic motivation as Syndrome (superheroes make people complacent and too reliant on them to do everything). Violet's entire arc is basically trying to get the attention of the guy she likes (didn't we already go through this shit in the first one?), Dash might as well not have any character whatsoever and Jack Jack is a walking plot device. Mr. Incredible seems to have lost a few IQ points since the first movie since I don't recall him being nearly this stupid. There's the obligatory feminist talking points inserted here and there which are just as irritating as you might imagine.
The actual plot is dumb as fuck and Screenslaver's final plan is so idiotic and full of holes that I genuinely wondered if anyone proofread the script before beginning the animation process. This is basically The Force Awakens all over again, a safe, bland, utterly lifeless version of the original film repackaged to play on people's nostalgia. To rub the salt in the wound, people actually started clapping after it finished in the theater I was in, which pretty much made me lose all hope for humanity.
No.1002985
>The villain was actually the evil rich white man's, sister.
>This counts as a plot twist in 2018.
No.1003003
>>1002977
I'd warn of spoilers but this plot is literally Incredibles 1, but it's Syndrome's assistant who is the real villain, and the plan is "no more superheroes ever" instead of "everyone will be super"
>While attending a celebration of the Screenslaver's defeat at the Deavor's, Helen realizes that the pizza delivery man was being controlled by hypno-screens within his goggles. Before she can alert anyone to this, Winston's sister Evelyn Deavor overpowers her and brainwashes her with a similar pair. Evelyn reveals herself to be the mastermind behind the Screenslaver – seeing supers as a threat to humanity's independence, she sought to undermine her brother's mission, and plans to brainwash the world's leaders so that they cannot re-legalize superheroes. Evelyn then manages to lure Bob and Lucius into a trap, brainwashing both.
>Avoiding the same fate as their parents, Dash, Violet, and Jack-Jack, whom Edna had outfitted with a super-suit, sneak aboard the Deavor's ship to rescue their parents, as the world leaders meet for a hearing on supers. After freeing their parents and Lucius, the group reveal Evelyn's plan to the assembled leaders. A battle on the boat ensues, threatening to crash the ship into New Urbrem. However, the group manage to stop it, while Helen apprehends Evelyn when she tries to make an escape. Following the incident, the Supers Relocation Program is reinstated in response to the group's heroism, making supers legal once again.
The reason this is fucking dumb is because super villainy still exists. Without Supers who would have stopped Underminer at the start of the movie? It was a guy with a huge fucking drill. Humanity wouldn't be more "independent" because there aren't any legal supers to help them stop insane inventors and other idiots with super powers. Unless she's on some Senator Armstrong shit and believes that there should be no law enforcement at all and everyone in the world should have to fight for survival, I don't see how this plan makes any fucking sense.
The damned woman invented hypnotizing technology that can be used on any screen in the world and she thinks Supers are a threat to independence? She is literally the exact kind of thing that Supers exist to stop!
No.1003043
I appreciated the message of perception being the most important part of politics, but the movie just felt cobbled together out of different disparate scene ideas. I felt that it relied too much on cliches and the few consistent themes felt weak. Other than that, I think the movie had good animation and action, I think some of the physical and even some of the spoken gags worked well enough. It just felt, as noted, rather weightless.
No.1003079
No.1003105
>>1003003
There were two elegant solutions I saw proposed for the problem of supervillains during the superhero ban
1: There's no clear indication that supervillains even existed before Syndrome and all the supers fought mundane criminals. There simply aren't supervillains in the Incredibles verse (or they are rare).
2: The good publicity villains dealt with the crazy ones behind the scenes so nobody gave a reason to unban supers. A prequel with a supervillain who realizes he likes fighting crime practically writes itself under this idea.
Instead they went with the least nonsensical and most boring option.
No.1003145
anyone got a friendly link for the movie
No.1003162
>>1003003
But Senator Armstrong wanted to free the people from being slaves to the media, corporations and (((PMCs))), so he would create a state of perpetual warfare where only camaraderie and nationalism would prevail, or in death, passing on that meme to Raiden and forcing him to spread it through his actions. Her plan is making holes all over. Wouldn't it have been better to just like brainwash as many people as possible into not being evil and not killing each other? Wouldn't that have eradicated the need for superheroes in general?
No.1003169
>>1003003
Holy fuck this is just Young Justice's first season finale, and it was better than this movie's plot despite it being a last-minute asspull with random technology crap, with a better defined motive that was also described super vaguely.
I'm really glad I didn't give into my impulses and watch this film, though Pixar has been giving off warning bells since 2009 or so.
No.1003186
>>1003105
>no supervillians
>Incredibles 1: Mr. Incredible fights super villain who uses bombs, Frozone and Mr. Incredible talk about super villians monologuing
No.1003299
No.1003335
>>1003299
It's certainly not a bad movie, but it wasn't as good as the first one. Definitely a "see once", but not a "buy and watch over and over" like the first one.
It bothered me that the whole movie takes place within one month of the end of the first movie, but nobody mentioned or needed to work through the events of the first movie. Also, the villain was a pretty weak character, which hurts the movie as a whole. And the music was way less impactful this time around.
No.1003510
>>1003299
Echoing the other anon: it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great. Not really worth re-watching ever.
It had less poz in it than I expected, but the villain was pretty lame and the movie was visibly struggling under the two competing plotlines (that being Bob learning how to rear children and Helen's far more interesting heroics).
The character development of the first movie was basically fucking obliterated, and the characterization was altered. As another anon mentioned, Bob seemed to have lost a few IQ points - he wasn't a super-genius in the first film, but in this sequel he does seem far less inventive and intelligent about taking out his foes than in the first.
The villain was lacklustre. Where Syndrome wanted to remove superheroes' importance by giving everyone supertech (DC? - and also killing them all), Screenslaver just wanted to make superheroes illegal forever (basically Marvel). Except where Syndrome was fun and colorful (despite wearing a monochrome costume), Screenslaver seemed like they belonged ~20-40 years in the setting's future. They're a villain whose motivations (the real ones, not their "lol just go outside and stop staring at TVs you morons" shit), modus operandi, and general shit about them, like using pawns and proxies, is far more fitting as an information age or late cold war villain than a 1960s era one.
It wasn't a terrible film, but it could have been a lot better had the writing been pulled off with more competence, and had there not been a massive 14 year gap where presumably anyone who knew where to take the story from the end of the first film left the company.
No.1003553
This has to be one of the most awful character designs I've seen.
No.1003557
>>1003553
>that giant V
Vagina Woman?
No.1003559
>>1003553
Agreed. Putting spandex on a normal person and calling them super is incredibly lazy character design because they fail the silhouette test and are generally boring to look at. Not to mention the man jaw, flat chest, and husky voice acting made me immediately cringe at what I thought was going to be a tranny. I'm glad the movie just brushed it aside and went about its business instead of trying to up the poz levels. At least her powers were cool.
No.1003563
>>1000978
Too predictable.
It's probably Voyd, the way she looks up to Elastimilf is very Syndromey.
No.1003565
>>1003553
I just want that awful hairstyle to die already.
No.1003568
>>1003553
I thought her fight scenes were neat, at the least
No.1003571
>>1003559
>At least her powers were cool.
Agreed, and on that note, I kind of like how they did the whole "here's a group of filler supers that you will see in action in the climax" thing, since the mind-control and sideshifting when the masks were removed made it a little more interesting. Not super original or making the movie great but I thought it was a fun little twist on it.
No.1003572
>trying the subtle shilling approach
>it wasn't bad, deserves at least one watch
>handrubbing intensifies
No.1003578
>>1003572
but it's true, it's one of those movies you only watch one and have no desire to see ever again.
No.1003616
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>1003563
Nope, it's the sister of odenkirk's character, evelyn deavor=evil endeavor, this is what counts as foreshadowing in current year, embed tangentially related
No.1003745
>>1003616
There were basically 2 1/2 movies crammed into one movie.
One was "Dad has to learn to be stay at home parent," which was great and fun.
Second was "Completely standard superhero plot" that was actually insulting to my intelligence. The only mystery in the movie was if it was both siblings or just one that was evil. It was so fucking predictable, after Elastigirl rescued the ambassador and marched into the dude's office, I thought she was actually going to call him on being Screenslaver since it was obviously someone high up in the company. The only redeeming thing about the entire elastigirl plotline was the Elasti-bike, which was pretty creative and fun.
The last 1/2 movie was at the end where the kids learn to work together as a team with the entire family, except there was absolutely no building on that during the movie, except for establishing that they couldn't at the beginning of the movie.
No.1003747
>>1003745
>that was actually insulting to my intelligence
What intelligence?
No.1003754
>>1003745
>The last 1/2 movie was at the end where the kids learn to work together as a team with the entire family, except there was absolutely no building on that during the movie, except for establishing that they couldn't at the beginning of the movie.
DIdn`t they learned that on the first movie? How strong is the agenda pushing?
No.1003756
>>1003003
>It was a guy with a huge fucking drill
nukes
No.1003759
>>1003559
>At least her powers were cool.
>her
thats a female?
No.1003760
>>1003756
In the middle of a metropolitan area?
No.1003793
>>1003768
Looks like Helen was flirting with her.
No.1003823
>>1003765
>>1003768
you have got to be kidding me!? There is no way that's not intentional.
No.1003855
File: c44d8ccc87ec958⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.22 MB, 1200x2554, 600:1277, 2018-06-19-mrs-parr-has-go….jpg)
I say pirate the movie if you're bored and want some action, other than that it doesn't have enough to justify watching it.
No.1003899
>>1003578
There's no reason to even watch it once.
No.1003987
>>1003855
>that sad violet in the last panel
this hurts my soul.
No.1003989
>>1003855
>shadman
It's not bad enough to be humorous
It's not good enough to be arousing
No.1003991
The wife wanted to see it, so she treated me to a movie ticket on Sunday before I went into work. I know that on this board, we are all supposed to be edgelords who hate everything, but the movie was okay, maybe even good. It had some good action sequences, a serviceable story arc, and a couple of laughs. The raccoon scene alone was worth watching the movie.
No.1004014
>>1003991
Is okay really a high grade for a sequel that came out 14-years later? I expected it to be mediocre or weaker movie than the first based on the trailer and it turned out like I expected.
No.1004015
>>1003991
>wife
>edgelords
>a serviceable story arc
>The raccoon scene alone was worth watching the movie
You couldn't be more obvious, shill.
No.1004030
>>1003855
Also checking those numbers.
No.1004031
>>1003987
>Giving a fuck about Violet.
No.1004123
>>1003855
Despite Shadman Helen still looks alright here. Guess she's hard to fuck up.
No.1004134
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Just got out of the theatre.
Movie was a solid…
4.5 out of ten Pixar movie
6 out of ten animated movie
I'm being pretty generous too.
Definitely lost a lot of the charm of the original, felt a lot more like a generic kids movie(tm), and that's not just nostalgia. I even rewatched the Incredibles the night before I went to my screening to see how it compared.
The plot was pretty shitty, and that's all that can be said about it. The anachronisms were much more prevalent than the first film which probably detracted from the whole "charm" I mentioned earlier.
All in all, it just felt like somebody had just assumed the assets from the first film and slapped it on a second one. Which is quite literally what happened.
There's something to be said about the similarities between the design for the new supers and the designs of characters in like Wreck It Ralph (which is done by Walt Disney Animation, not Pixar).
Image because you're more likely to read this.
No.1004142
>>1004134
oh fuck, forgot to type:
They honestly should have brought syndrome back as a character (which would play into his "I WILL GET YOUR SON")
Maybe some cool plot where he finally gets Jack Jack and realizes his ULTIMATE POTENTIAL, and uses him as a living battery or maybe some kind of "power resonator" which allows him to tap into the babies' abilities. Perhaps it could even be kinda "edgy" with Syndrome being extremely disfigured from the end of the first film and he has to walk around in a vader-style life support suit. I don't know, anything would have been better than introducing some random assholes.
Also, how don't they know that Jack Jack has powers? Didn't they see when Syndrome was flying up to the jet? Or was it never explicitly show them realizing so they thought they would make that a plot point in this film?
No.1004143
>>1004139
i accidently left the spoiler on cause i was gonna post the >shadman comic but switched images when it said it had already been posted
No.1004160
>>1004142
Syndrome is dead, son. He's 100% dead. Deader than dead.
No.1004282
>>1004123
his ravens are pretty good too. she just inspires great lewds.
No.1004369
>>1003899
>the shill never replied to this
Lel
No.1004472
>>970197
Violet didn't deserve this!
No.1005090
>>1004472
Violet was always kind of overlooked due to Mrs. Incredibutt. I hope she gets all the facial abuse porn she deserves after this.
No.1005105
>>1005080
>There was a super who looked like me and I love her
If that doesn't sum all this shit up perfectly I don't know what does. Straight from the fucking horse's mouth.
No.1005153
Does any one even give a fuck? It seems like movies are even more disposable now than ever. They come out and just vanish from the cinema in 2 weeks then hit blu ray a week later.
No.1005165
>>1005080
>If I boo a guy's name at the end of the credits of this movie I paid to see, it means something!
Anyway, she probably thought Void (Voyd?) looked like her, and she was downright the worst part of the damn movie- ugly and completely strange in the 60s/70s atmosphere. Had her saying 'yay me' and shit…
>Gay Subtext
I've also noticed this since the movie came out. People keep insisting there was gay subtext everywhere. I mean, these fucks always do that, but it seemed more rampant than usual. Particularly, they think Helen and Evelyn had lesbian subtext.
No.1005453
>>1005080
What's this about Lasseter?
>her favourite character is the one who looks like her
NARCISSISM
No.1005467
>>1005453
He got hit with the #metoo movement. Whatever evidence they had probably didn't amount to anything but feminists are out for blood so Disney decided he'll be leaving by the end of the year.
No.1005468
>>1005467
What did they accuse him of?
No.1005470
>>1005468
Whatever it was, it doubtless falls under the ever-expanding blanket term of rape
No.1005493
>>1005484
Izzat some dream works face?
No.1005503
>>1005484
I was really hoping for a lot more hypno/mind control shit to come out of this
No.1005563
>>1005503
Give Hypnohub time.
No.1005668
>>1003768
>will have to wait for hires screenshots of this
No.1005679
File: 442a7ad4d9742dc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 145.65 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, ab1d5c2bc73edfa38b2b7ff024….jpg)
>>1005563
>>1005503
They're working on it.
No.1005704
>>1003855
I've noticed that since jlullaby joined shadbase shadman he is getting better, not good nor bad just neutral. m8 if you ever read this board continue getting better.
No.1005708
>>1002071
>>1002074
I don't want to be a party pooper but did you ever noticed who are the very few black people in Africa who are rich ?
Mugabe, Joseph Kabila and more fun people.
No.1005810
>>1003606
Because he is a cuck who draws cuck shit but larp as nazi.
Most of his shit has niggers and boy's holes.
That's why he is cancer.
No.1005814
>>1004030
Must whites need to die. For the good of the white race.
I bet money all of those who need to die are anglos and nords, most from usa.
No.1006559
>>1003003
Glad I didnt watch it
No.1006560
>>1003553
What the fuck is that thing
No.1006801
>>1006560
that's Voyd. she has the power to open portals that teleport people. her costume/hairstyle is awful. I'm barely containing my rage about it being so wildly out of place in a movie set in the 60s. but she's one of the mind-controlled twist villains working under screenslaver so it's cathartic seeing her get her shit kicked in repeatedly.
No.1006806
>>1006801
There are always people whose sense of style makes them look like time travellers.
But yeah, in this case it's a woefully out-of-place attempt to appeal to present-year danger hair snowflakes, and it's going to date the movie badly.
No.1007115
>>1006801
Infuriating thing is that Incredibles 2 seems to use the 60s setting just as an asthetic choice and nothing else, right down to having a Common Core math joke and fucking all of the NuSupers. The first film bothered to feel like it actually took place in a superpowered 60s.
No.1007136
>>1007115
>The Incredibles
>The 60's
>I haven't watched the movie since I was a kid
The movie took place in the 60's?
No.1007143
>>1002977
Don't forget the pantsuit-wearing silver-haired female UN politician character. Whew, wonder where they got THAT inspo from.
No.1007144
>>1003553
>not replicating valves portal color scheme for this costume
This design is awful, really awful.
No.1007145
No.1007291
Incredibles 3 is Mirage coming back calling it now.
No.1007322
>>1007291
>Incredibles 3 is 120 minutes of softcore cuckqueaning
>Helen learns to love sharing Bob with Mirage and Voyd
>Violet starts sharing Tony with her friends after seeing how happy her Mom is
>Bob and Tony call it off, worrying they might go to far
>Helen and Violet moved by their devotion, assure them this is what they want
>Lesson about how faithfulness comes in many forms
The only question is how to sneak it past a Disney that still employs one of John Podesta's relatives.
No.1007347
>>1005105
>Straight from the fucking horse's mouth.
More like straight from the horse fucker's mouth.
No.1007413
>>1003299
it wasn't as good as the first film but I still liked it imo. My problems with I2 is it's copy paste plot, disconnected themes, and weak music. otherwise 8/10
No.1007415
>>1005679
Infinitely better than shit(((man)))
No.1007525
>>1007520
Can you blame him?
No.1007533
>>1007520
The "synlet" people are gonna start a war over which one if these adult male characters gets to be with a teenage girl.
No.1007643
>>1007639
I wanna fuck her so hard and mean she looks like a partially melted stretch armstrong.
No.1007677
Honestly I wasn't really impressed with the villainess, new heroes, or the general plot of the movie.
Like at the end of the first Incredibles we get a bit of an implied teaser about Supers being accepted again, and immediately in the second film that gets entirely shut down within the first ten minutes just to give a bit of a rehashed plot with rich people supporting supers but not really (except for the brother), only this time with Elastigirl as the lead instead of Mr Incredible.
And in general it sort of felt like some of the new settings or visuals didn't fit all that well into the general world design the first Incredibles set, with tech being super-generic scifi instead of that sort of "classic" scifi the first movie had, making the movie feel like it wanted to be more in the 2010s as opposed to it's actual time.
Also Syndrome was a far better character than Screenslaver in presence alone, and the new heroes range from irritating (Voyd or however her name is spelled) to absolutely forgettable (literally everyone else since most of them had little to no lines nor moments that really set them up for some hype.)
No.1007909
>>1007884
>>1007885
>>1007886
>these post
No.1007913
Here's the opening from the first movie, compare it to anything in the second. Look at the facial expressions, the pauses in conversation, etc.
If you want to see the same scene in 2018-vision, just play it back at 2x speed and change every VAs tone to high pitched elation.
No.1007914
>>1007913
Look at Elastigirl's eyes near the end and how her mask flexes and contorts around her brow. Also, is it just me or did her VA age like 30 years in between movies?
No.1007928
>>1007914
Someone probably showed her Shadbase. That'd do it.
No.1007930
>>1007914
Violet's hair is also much better in the older movie, I should whip up some comparisons between the animation in both since it's definitely a downgrade in the sequel.
No.1007937
>>1007913
Look at that use of lighting to create a retro atmosphere, the 4:3 perspective.
Pixar was amazing.
No.1008219
>>1005165
Void was surprisingly not as bad as I thought she'd be. She still wasn't great though. I was expecting an unbearable asshole, instead she's more of a fangirl with tumblr haircut.
No.1008220
>>1008219
Oh, I didn't mean that she's the worst part of the movie because she's personally obnoxious. I meant in a technical way. She looks ugly and she doesn't fit in with the story at all.
No.1008221
>>1008220
For a retro 60's aesthetic, a neon tumblrcut character looks painfully out of place.
No.1009493
>>1007677
>and the new heroes range from irritating (Voyd or however her name is spelled) to absolutely forgettable (literally everyone else since most of them had little to no lines nor moments that really set them up for some hype.)
Voyd's power usage in the movie was in general pretty cool. And the bit about "un-crushing" was funny, but those were 2 of 4 of the only good moments in the movie.
No.1009529
>>1009493
What was her power again?
No.1009571
>>1009481
>>1009569
>>1007886
>>1007885
>>1007884
Go home Shadman, nobody wants you and nobody likes you.
No.1009583
>>1009569
Was he lazy to draw a fucking background?
No.1009585
>>1009583
Dont encourage him anon.
No.1009600
>>1009529
Voyd was the portal chick. The character was flat, but her fight against Violet was pretty cool. That and Elastigirl on the Elastibike were two really fun creative uses of superpowers, but the movie rarely had anywhere close to that level of fun at any other point.
No.1009624
I've come to really be annoyed by the superhero mind control plot.
>Teen Titans Vs. Justice League
>Batman: Bad Blood
And it is like
>OH LOOK, Teen Titans GO is getting a theatrical movie
>The plot is fucking mind control
No.1009628
I saw the cam it was okay but had male emasculation scenes and violet is a real fucking brat in the movie. Screenslaver had a nice aesthetic but the plan was retarded, she already won at the beginning of the movie all she had to do was nothing. Someone trying to make super heroes illegal is a stupid plot when the premise is they're already evil to begin with. I was kinda hoping for an evil family, or an evil league of villains, or idk something where i'm at least half invested in the plot.
No.1009637
>>1009624
>I've come to really be annoyed by the superhero mind control plot.
i hate how it's a huge fetish of mine because it's rarely ever done well writing wise and becomes boring as a result
No.1009646
>>971469
>why discuss things when people already tell me what’s the facts?
>why even have threads if we can all answer with one click on kikepedia
People like you makes me rage as a red dwarf star
No.1009649
>>1002734
>Capeshit movie doesn’t have any weight, real threat or meaning
I think you are onto something here anon
No.1009669
>>1007144
And later you will have anons complaining “unoriginal” or “blue/orange meme have to die”
No.1009936
I couldn't stop thinking about Elastigirl's lisp tbh.
No.1009949
>>1005090
Would you happen to have some?
No.1009965
>>970578
Give the girls a decent bikini and it's a great beach pic.
No.1012411
>>970197
I saved this image August 2015. Why was it announced so early?
No.1012443
>>1012411
probably the same reason avatar 2 was announced so early.
basically no reason.
No.1012458
>>1012411
>drum up hype
>keep stockholders happy
>sell more merch
>scare off other releases around that time
I'm sure there's more reasons
No.1012461
>>1012443
Avatar 2 is never coming out though, so it's a different situation.
No.1019225
>>1011698
Is her ass world renowned?
No.1019248
>>1005679
1st pic is amazing. Who do I need to be throwing money at to see more of this?
No.1028060
Is this on bluray yet? I want to pirate it.
No.1028095
>>1028060
You had to necro bump a thread just to ask that question?