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No.1047998
You know they did this 100% to "look good" after the John Lasseter drama.
also
>"KISS MY ASS"
>That prick joke
How did they get away with it? And not in a, "Wooooah, so adult!", but like, if they were ABLE to get away with it, why the fuck haven't they been doing it as often before?
No.1048003
>>1047998
This is some blatant propaganda.
No.1048008
>>1048003
Yeah the people behind it have no idea what subtlety is.
No.1048018
So is there porn of the yarn ball covered in their cum, as she's surrounded by their hung throbbing cocks yet? I wanna see.
No.1048019
>>1048018
get higher standards
No.1048023
the feminist shit is pretty bad but the whole "workplace is your family" thing is way worse
No.1048026
>>1047998
And I bet they think they're brave and risk-taking for doing it too.
I'd feel bad for these normalfags if they weren't so mindlessly subversive.
No.1048028
>>1048023
Seriously. How far will the kikes go to make Normalfags love and defend corporations and workslavery over their own flesh and blood?
No.1048030
This is the most Seattle thing to be made since that kid-friendly not-so-subtle animation about those 2 gay boys.
I get the intention, but at least be subtle about it. You have all of your rights explicitly made open in the USA, no need to smear them all in our faces because of something a few conservatives say.
People are always going to have differing opinions, but you need to accept that and live on as you see fit.
As long as you aren't hurting anybody, not even yourself, I got nothing against it.
Just make sure what you fall in love with is sentient, over 18 and has 2 legs.
No.1048060
>>1048030
Amputees get cucked.
No.1048061
>>1048023
Gotta try to fill the void of not making a real family with someone you love.
No.1048066
>>1047998
>B.R.O. capital
>brocast
>pink pearl is failure
>suit up pearl is success
>she join the team but thats bad cause feelings
>finally she introduce (((diversity))) and everyone is happy
like a fist down your throat
No.1048067
>>1047998
this is fucking CollegeHumor tier
No.1048073
>>1047998
>Ball of Yarn barges into a social situation it was clearly not a part of
>"WHY WON'T PEOPLE ACCEPT ME?!"
No.1048074
>>1048028
>muh materialism > materialism
>>1048018
Yes, for the lulz, it must be done.
>>1048008
This holy shit.
No.1048075
>>1047998
Also,
>what is the HR department
Seriously what the fuck. She can essentially control them because of it, so why doesn't she?
No.1048076
>>1048075
HR doesn't seem to exist in this world.
No.1048078
>>1047998
You also forgot the sex joke ~4:59.
>she lurks more and fits in
>hurr but the other one muh fee-fees
And the ending was shittier than the rest. Terrible resolution, felt really rushed.
No.1048080
>>1048076
Thus as an allegory for the corporate workplace, it is doubly shit.
No.1048081
Remember when cartoons that "taught a lesson" were aimed at extremely young children?
No.1048082
No.1048098
>At the end, all of a sudden there's black men in the workplace as well
I'm laughing so fucking hard at this, it's so fucking stupid and blatant.
No.1048099
How low has Pixar fallen. I guess it's to be expected since they've hardly made a movie or sequel to a popular movie they made that was actually good. There were some but for the most part, it has been meh or utter disgust for most of Pixar-Disney's decade+ run. I bet they have diversity hires to reflect their low quality storytelling in animation because that would explain a lot of the terrible output from them for years.
No.1048100
So if women are just yarn in this world how does reproduction work?
No.1048114
No.1048121
>>1047998
Wow, who could have predicted that such a pile of shit would come from a female director!?
The visuals were bland as fuck and the contrast in animation amounted to nothing but a dumb gimmick. The facial animation was way below what pixar can normally pull off. The mixed metaphor of knitting and yarn = female made no fucking sense, and made even less sense when the resolution was so moronic.. She stops faking being one of the dudes and suddenly the company is full of diverse yarn balls and everything is so much better, even though there wasn't a problem until the retarded yarn ball showed up.
It's downright mortifying that this shit is considered good enough to produce by one of the more prestigious animation studios in the world, even just as a short.
No.1048122
>>1048119
hey blackpill nigger
No.1048124
>>1048119
You got tired of spamming /tech/ already? Fuck off faggot.
No.1048127
>>1048121
>even though there wasn't a problem until the retarded yarn ball showed up.
Yes there was… didn’t you see the graph of pink yarn that was saying broke and failure?
No.1048134
>>1048127
It says "10 % = FAILURE" and everything else on the chart was gibberish, on top of the chart seeming to imply that the yarn ball was a failure because.. Well, if you're going to mix your metaphor into a slurry of retardation, may as well go all in, I guess?
If anything, the message to take away from this is that the woman behind it who is telling her story through this dumb yarn metaphor, doesn't actually understand business and her perception of an office environment is questionable at best, and wholly fabricated at worst.
No.1048135
>>1047998
>Women can never fit in
>The entire environment and culture must be changed to accommodate a woman
>Things are better like this because of reasons
I can get the 'be yourself' message, that's a classic one. But usually it's not bundled up with '…and everybody must accept this and go along with it.' If you want to fit in and be accepted, fit the fuck in. If you want to be yourself when you don't fit in, just nut the fuck up and accept that you don't fit in. Be comfortable being yourself or don't, but don't expect the world to change just to fit you. Fucking hell, I hate this.
No.1048136
No.1048137
>>1048134
I just noticed the 10% slice is larger than the 15% and the 25%
No.1048138
>>1047998
Needs an edit that gets rid of the yarn and just shows a great place to work.
No.1048139
If that ball of yarn is sentient, but it has other yarn that it can use to change it's body shape and everything, why isn't it sentient?
Also, if yarn is sentient, are spools of cotton sentient? Does that mean that their suits were killed to make them?
If that's the case, is there an entire industry of genocide string and other materials to make clothes out of?
Why the fuck is nobody questioning this?
WHY THE FUCK DID SOMEONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD ALLEGORY FOR WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE?
No.1048141
>>1048134
>The graph splits the same exact jibberish into 5 seperate things
Shouldn't it be 100%? Couldn't even take 5 seconds to put something different like "Sports, handegg, sportsball, sportsbowl, sports party"?
No.1048143
>>1048139
I just want to know if the yarn in this world can get pregnant.
No.1048152
If it wasn't mentioned that this mediocre propaganda was made by Pixar I would've never know.
No.1048289
>>1048119
>this is loved by the vast majority of people
Not really. Check the comments, you'll see it's a 50/50 situation between "woke" feminists and normal people in disbelief over what they saw. The concept of the film is not necessarily bad but it was quite terribly executed, and everyone can see that.
>>1048135
>just nut the fuck up and accept that you don't fit in
...or you know, prove your worth in the workplace and earn people's respect without changing who you are?
>>1048152
This. I would even go as far as saying this is worse than the gay school kids short.
No.1048290
>before the (((yarn))) gets her way, all the men are white
>after she got her way, there's also a black guy who wasn't present before
How subtle.
No.1048291
>>1048290
>a black guy
Make that two, there's one in meeting room.
No.1048293
>>1048135
>I want to fit in
>I want to be myself
>And I always want both at the same time anywhere and everywhere I go
It's as if they don't understand how certain things are mutually exclusive.
No.1048316
>>1048066
>B.R.O. Capital was founded by Broseph Brosky a poland immigrant after the first World War he and his family moved to America.
>Broseph life was pretty hard, but never gave up. After years of sacrifices he finally started his own business.
>After the his death the small business was continued by his son Bronathan Brosky. He honed his father sacrifices by making the small business enough good to compete with the local businesses, giving the very best for its constumers no matter what.
>Bronathan business went trough many hardship during the decades, but he was able to give a well-know and respected business to his twin sons. The twins with hard work made name for the business. They demanded the same professionalism and loyality what their grandfather and father represented from their growing numer of employee.
>The suit and the sharp look decades later became the unoffcial trademark of BRO Capital, where the employee are stick together and the company function as a brotherhood. Loyal to their customers and never letting them down. Their appearance suggests confidence and strength.
>Few decades after the twins, the new heirs face the fact the government forces diversity quotes on companies.
>Years later a flamming faggot arrives and dont want to fit in
>Suddenly in the name of diversity the fag starting to demolish the century long builded company image.
>Since hardworking and competitive are to toxic the qulity starts to dropping
>Since the diversity demand prevent the heirs to fire the faggots they stuck with a ticking bomb
>The company became an open minded carefree workplace, but its unable to give a strong image for its demanding customers, meanwhile the other businesses starting to smell its weakness and grouping against the weakened rival
>Without competent, loyal and agressive employee the Bro Capital is unable to stay in race with others
And this is how the Brosky empire fallen. Many generations hard wortk went down the drain because one mentally weak faggot wasnt able to fit in.
No.1048326
Did this scene mean that Purl became a tranny?
No.1048328
>>1048326
No she became a tomboy, as she was able to reverse that at the end. How can you reverse becoming a tranny?
>>1048316
Great story, but you should learn some grammar anon.
No.1048329
>>1048121
Female Cartoon Director in Japan:
>Lupin the Third: The Woman Called Fujiko Mine. A gorgeous animated series about a badass woman that does whatever the fuck she wants, flaunts her sexuality, and lives a life of thrilling adventure.
Female Cartoon Director in the US:
>Purl a ham-fisted feminist cartoon about a ball of yarn bitching that everything needs to cater to her.
Nobody would have an issue with female directors if the ones over here didn't constantly produce crap.
No.1048355
>>1047998
I don't get it.
Do the creators not know how a business works, let alone sat in a meeting?
>"Forget finances, we've got to be aggressive!"
Businesses live and die off of their finances departments. If something fucks up there, everyone is screwed.
No.1048362
>>1048355
I can guarantee you that this was made by someone who has never worked a day in an office in her life.
No.1048365
>>1048326
>Did you see the new girl, today?
>No, why?
>..I think… She.. uhh.. She appears to have unraveled her entire body and knotted it into some twisted mockery of us… and I think she wove in the bodies of several other women into her horrific self-effigy of us.
No.1048371
>LIKE MY BLAND, TEPID DAD JOKES OR ELSE!
>>1048316
Saved
No.1048385
>>1047998
> if they were ABLE to get away with it, why the fuck haven't they been doing it as often before
A short probably has much more lax content standards than a 100 million+ mass market feature film has
No.1048391
>>1048119
There's a big difference, The intended demo for TV animation and comic books (children and twenty-something guys) don't care about/get turned off by wokeness, the intended demo for these shorts are Social Justice types that grew up on Pixar
Smash & Grab
>After years of toiling away inside the engine room of a towering locomotive, two antiquated robots will risk everything for freedom and for each other.
Kitbull
>An unlikely connection sparks between two creatures: a fiercely independent stray kitten and a pit bull. Together, they experience friendship for the first time.
Float
>A father discovers that his son floats, which makes him different from other kids. To keep them both safe from the judgement of the world, Dad hides, covers, and grounds him. But when his son’s ability becomes public, Dad must decide whether to run and hide or to accept his son as he is.
Loop
>A non-verbal, autistic girl and a chatty boy are partnered on a canoeing trip. To complete their journey across an urban lake, they must both learn how the other experiences the world.
Wind
>Wind is a magical realism Story about a Grandma and a Grandson trapped in a massive, never ending sink-hole, living on a large boulder suspended by strong winds. Together they scavenge falling debris to build an escape, hoping to find a better life in the outside world.
No.1048394
>>1048391
>Purl
Well we all know that one's shit, and it gives me no hope for the rest of these.
>Smash & Grab
Sounds like it could be alright, assuming they don't hamfist a message in there (they will).
>Kitbull
Also sounds like it could be cute. I would be cautiously optimistic, but again I don't have faith in these creators to make something that isn't preachy shit somehow.
>Float
Boring and tired plot that I've seen a million times. Zero interest, even ignoring who is making it.
>Loop
Speaks for itself, really.
>Wind
Sounds depressing and surreal. I feel like it's going to be an allegory for something just based on the synopsis, but I'm not sure what. Yet again, probably just going to be preachy somehow.
No.1048395
>>1048394
>assuming they don't hamfist a message in there (they will)
Either Immigration or possibly LGBT marriage
>I feel like it's going to be an allegory for something just based on the synopsis, but I'm not sure what
Illegal Immigration (Shithole/Sinkhole)
No.1048396
>>1048081
I fondly remember when it looked like cartoons had outgrown the hammy attempts at shoving morals down kids throats. Then the SJWs came in.
No.1048407
>>1048391
>float
>Dad must decide whether to run and hide or to accept his son as he is.
why do i smell faggot acceptance already?
>Kitbull
sounds like a copy paste of red and toby….. but with propaganda!
>loop
what the actual fuck is a urban lake? anyway sounds boring and hamfisted on "both side have to learn how to accept each other but one kid have to do all the work"
No.1048828
>>1048824
Well that was fucking nothing.
No.1048838
Do we not have rule 34 of Purl yet?
No.1048844
>>1048838
You have to make your own dreams come true, Anon.
No.1048866
>>1048824
>it's not completely fucking awful
>but it's everything you would expect
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
No.1048871
No.1048938
>>1048844
Fuck yeah, yarn.
Doing god's work, Anon.
No.1048942
>>1048329
> Lupin the Third: The Woman Called Fujiko Mine
That was just another tiddy anime complete with humiliation. Nothing empowering about it.
No.1048952
>>1048289
>the gay school kids short
The what?
No.1048965
>>1048824
That was actually alright. Animation wasn't stellar, but the environments were cool and it wasn't propaganda, just a nice and simple buddy story. I like it. Far more than "Purl" at least.
No.1048988
>>1048952
>you weren't around for that shitty thread
Lucky
No.1049820
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Not shown, the pitbull randomly going berserk and tearing the cat's innards out out of nowhere.
No.1049832
>>1047998
>act 1
the guys are clearly terrified of a sexual harassment suit for the high crime of being in the same room
>act 2
assimilation leads to acceptance and potential success
>act 3
social justice won out over good sense and the company was foced to make a series of diversity hires. Supposedly everybody's happy
they really should look at their work with some cynicism
No.1049838
>>1049820
I didn't think Pitbulls would be a big enough message for one of these shorts
No.1049839
>>1049832
How do you sexually harass a ball of yarn?
No.1049880
>>1049839
rule 34 exists for a reason
also >>1048844
No.1049923
No.1050307
>>1049820
>The second Dr.Pibbles shows up everybody assumes it'll be dogfights led by a white guy
>It happens and we joke it'll probably be saved by a black person
>Boom it happens then interracial couple
Had it not been for how fucking blantant the yarn one was I wouldn't have gave that shit two thoughts. Instead I see a short with a double layer of propaganda. One for black good white bad, and the other forpretending Pitbulls aren't making up 16% of the dog population, but responsible for over 50% of maulings.
No.1050485
>>1048134
>If anything, the message to take away from this is that the woman behind it who is telling her story through this dumb yarn metaphor, doesn't actually understand business and her perception of an office environment is questionable at best, and wholly fabricated at worst.
my favorite part is how the yarn thing spends all its time trying to fit in instead of doing her fucking job and earning the respects and appreciation of her co-workers through merit. It really shows you the different mentalities going in.
No.1050492
>>1050476
>knitting more things down there
Pardon?
No.1050493
>>1050492
You mean kitting
No.1050500
>>1048134
Everything you need to know about office work you can learn from Mad Men and old soap operas. Sit around by the water cooler, wait for meetings to argue about what departments you don't like, leave your wife for your secretary, go out for drinks at 2.
No.1050526
>>1050492
You know, actual parts.
Yarn starts off smooth.
Unless you meant the mispelling; it's supposed to be knitting indeed
No.1050554
>>1050526
I mean I had assumed as much but with as degenerate as people get around here I wasn't entirely sure as to which parts they were going to be. Keep up the good work though.
No.1050559
>>1050554
I think I know exactly what you're referring to.
Picture unrelated, though I hope.
No.1050560
>>1050559
You're a creative kinda guy Anon.
You should bring in the other yarn ball next
No.1050574
>>1048844
>>1050476
>>1050526
>>1050559
>/co/ decides to make rule 34 of a yarn ball
just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in
No.1050652
>>1050559
You're quite the artist with those needles, anon.
No.1050665
>>1047998
>charming animation
>everyone keeps shitposting that Kitbull animation because "HURR DURR I don't wanna think I want cute animuls"
Fuck that audience.
No.1050666
>>1048329
She never even once bitches in this video, faggot.
No.1050671
>>1050665
>>1050666
>Hey guys, Satan here. I wanted to remind you that I support feminism
No.1050674
>>1050671
>Because giving women power over men will lead to more evil in the world.
>Also I'm Jewish.
No.1050680
>>1050671
I don't support feminism, I'm simply not a faggot and refuse to have women around anywhere.
No.1050681
>>1050680
>>1050671
A faggot or a mudslime or a nigger, that is.
What do you wanna be, a progressive civilisation or sandnigger-country?
No.1050684
Hey /tv/, could you quit samefagging and fuck off already? We were having a perfectly good time making lewds of a ball of yarn.
Go vent your schizophrenic shitposting on your own board.
No.1050686
>>1050684
I'm gonna shitpost against that shitposting as much as I want. I can't make lewds as long as there are faggots who would complain because lewds include women.
No.1050689
>>1050686
>being stopped from making lewds because someone might complain
No.1050692
>>1048081
Even in the 90s cartoons had morals. They just knew then to be subtle about it.
No.1050725
>>1049820
>the pitbull randomly going berserk and tearing the cat's innards out out of nowhere.
>other forpretending Pitbulls aren't making up 16% of the dog population, but responsible for over 50% of maulings.
Niggers that have never actually owned a pitbull detected. If you want to know why there are so many pitbull maulings look to who actually tends to own those dogs: niggers and spics. They tend to abuse, starve, irritate those dogs to breaking points so they can be more vicious in dog fights and when they finally snap and tear their nigger throats out they cry like pussy victims and the dog gets put down even though they were the ones that suffered the most.
I've trained dogs from pomeranians to rottweilers and pits (over 20 in counting). NO DOG I've ever personally trained has ever gone berserk and "randomly mauled" somebody or something. The fact of the matter is these are irresponsible owners who don't properly socialize and set up boundaries for their dogs or who are far too heavy handed and borderline abusive in their treatment that end up fucking it up for everyone.
No.1050726
>>1050692
So basically it's a problem with execution then? That seems to be a problem I notice with a lot of cartoons these days.