No.1033166
>Dreaming of Utopia? The fuck? What's this about?
It's a webcomic set in a world where furries are a significant and politically active demographic. Saying anything else would spoil it.
>Why the fuck would you storytime some furfag shit?
Because in addition to being hilarious it's delightflly batshit insane. You'll see soon enough.
>Why are you doing this?
Because you asked for it. Shut up, you did. Stop crying. Now, without further delay…
CHAPTER 1: BARKY AIREDALE
No.1033167
I gotta say, I love the Archie-esque art style this webcomic has. It wouldn't have the same feel, the same je-ne-sans-quoi without it. The leader of THE SKULLZ even looks a bit like Archie himself and it's a wonderful touch.
No.1033168
>>1033167
Someone post the red anon edit.
No.1033170
Maybe I'm a sperg or something but I just can't get the logic behind variant covers, especially in a non-physical medium. Speaking of covers, looking back now I can't help but feel the Cahpter 1 cover looks like something out of a Commie propaganda poster. Am I the only one?
No.1033172
Predictably, the furry afterlife is all about yiffing in the wild. Oh well, one less furry in the world.
No.1033173
Fuck yeah OP, I'd been meaning to read this again.
No.1033174
Random cameo by the late Jack Klugman, according to the author's commentary.
No.1033177
Not that making a film adaptation of this comic would be anything resembling a good idea or a possibility (though Netflix could pick it up) but I kinda wanna see Detective Furfag played by Denzel Washington.
No.1033178
Shit's about to get real, folks.
No.1033179
And cut to our heroes celebrating their latest outing.
Hopefully no cheeky anons read these pages and get ideas, eh? Wink wink nudge nudge
No.1033180
>The Furry Fuzz
God damn it, why didn't I think of it? Oh yeah, our boys are not only noble crusaders on a mission and smart about it, they can banter with the best of 'em. Admittedly the Furry Fuzz isn't that far behind.
No.1033181
And we get the obligatory bit of forensic comedy to break the tension. Unfortunately, the best part of the chapter is pretty much over. The rest of it is Pisscat whining. Good for schadenfreude, I guess.
No.1033186
>>1033185
*I like the Chief, he seems to have his priorities straight.
No.1033188
You know, Furtown doesn't like half as much like the ghetto shithole I imagine it'd be.
No.1033202
>>1033185
Is it me or does the Chief look kinda like Carl in the 4th pic?
No.1033225
Keep going please. Always love to see the story-time of an awful, but also funny comic, especially when the poster bother to post commentary, and much more your own filenames!
No.1033260
How do I join the skullz?
No.1033309
This comic would be so much better if the author focused more on the furry torture porn than in the slice-of-life crap.
No.1033521
>author writes webcomic, a medium where you have no big company telling you how to write
>in it Furries are an established sub-culture that has impact on society as a whole
>but still ostracized and attacked
Even in their fantasies these degenerates have a deep self-loathing and a need to be oppressed.
No.1033529
>>1033168
Heh, still got 'em.
No.1033533
>>1033529
I also remember the ones with where the furfag had, like a true fursuit, no mobile parts in the mask, and so the furfag didnt had moving mouth & eyes. Someone have them?
No.1033545
>>1033533
Are there fursuits that can mimic emotions near the level portrayed in the comic? If not, it's interesting how (further) unrelatable the characters would be if the whole comic was like >>1033542
No.1033549
>>1033545
There are some that can mimic emotional effects on a suit but they're incredibly complex. The best option would've been to just have the furrys be actually anthropomorphic animals.
No.1033556
No.1033561
>>1033558
Needs his stupid hat.
No.1033664
>>1033558
Need to be obese ti be truly a Dobson fursona.
No.1033678
No.1033691
>>1033676
Superb work. You made my day, anon.
No.1033745
>>1033182
>he scouted and planned the whole thing out from the start!
>story literally starts off in saying the furry took an unusual shortcut home that he never does normally
Its just the little things sometimes.
No.1033747
>>1033745
It says he usually doesn't go home that way.
No.1033780
>>1033745
I think he meant more that the area is secluded so any furry passing by is a good target.
Why are you questioning the Skulls anyways? You aren't a furry are you?
No.1033842
Apologies, I fell into the wageslave quicksand pit and only now managed to struggle out. The torture storytime resumes.
No.1033843
Knowing the things I know (I've read the entire comic) I can't help but think THE SKULLZ are the good guys.
No.1033845
Furries keep detailed archives of every single wrong committed against them. This doesn't sound like priming for vengeful retribution or anything, no siree. Oh well, at least we're ending the chapter on a high note!
No.1033846
>>1033845
Why do furries have such big victim complexes?
No.1033864
>>1033846
It helps them to feel that their lifestyle is "rightful", otherwise why would they be attacked? It's not like they are a bunch of fetishists who only can think of fucking animals all day
No.1034075
>>1033676
These are actually pretty easy to make.
No.1034084
>>1033845
Are furries in this comic supposed to be a stand-in for Jews?
No.1034085
>>1034084
They are supposed to be anyone the fascist lads in the comic don't like.
No.1034089
>>1034085
>fascist lads
You mean the hero protagonists.
No.1034117
>>1034085
>>1034089
They're not mutually exclusive. :^)
No.1034129
>>1033676
Top Quality shit, mate.
No.1034171
Who do I put in the remaining spots?
No.1034177
>>1034171
I kinda feel like Reddy should get chaotic neutral. He may be a furry, but he also seems to have the least patience out of all of them for their fruitcake nature. I'm not sure if we can call anyone lawful good or neutral good just yet, and I actually feel like blondie new guy (is his name ever mentioned?) is more deserving of the chaotic good slot.
Also, when are we going to see more of this comic posted?
No.1034187
>>1034171
>>1034177
>>1034185
If you run out of ideas and have one square left, you can insert a text joke about the artist and/or the audience.
No.1034188
>>1034187
I'll try to think of something.
No.1034189
>>1034185
He said Reddy, not Woofly.
No.1034193
>>1034191
This is pretty good.
No.1034195
No.1034331
>>1034185
The black guy reminds me of another black cop character in a comic that got storytimed here once. It was about a black investigator who investigates a porn theatre that shows a bunch of furry porn and looks down in disgust on the greasy porn watchers. Also, in his universe furries are real anthropomorphic animals and not people in costumes.
No.1034342
>>1034331
That last sentence was a bit of a twist
No.1034345
>>1034331
> It was about a black investigator who investigates a porn theatre that shows a bunch of furry porn and looks down in disgust on the greasy porn watchers. Also, in his universe furries are real anthropomorphic animals and not people in costumes.
Name of that comic?
No.1034347
>>1033183
>trylon
oh fuck there's an indie theater named Trylon in my city
No.1034350
>>1033267
What about "That's just sad, MOSSAD"?
No.1034351
>>1033845
>Furries keep detailed archives of every single wrong committed against them.
Hey, that's Warhammer Dwarfs thing. Fucking beastmen stealing Dawi culture. You can bet your ass it's going into the Book of Grudges.
No.1034354
OP post the part detailing fursuits for babies.
No.1034453
>>1034354
OP is too busy thinking of funny file names to post the rest.
No.1034583
>>1034345
I don't remember sadly.
No.1034634
>>1033845
The furries keep a fucking book of grudges?
Is this gonna end like Jonestown or with some outrages fursuits in military gear rampaging?
No.1034642
>>1034634
Don't joke about that stuff, man. Reality is scarier than fiction.
No.1034676
>>1034642
I've never browsed /k/ a day in my life, please tell me Cuckchan has a /k/ board themselves and this image is from there and not here.
No.1034678
>>1034676
You think tactical fursuits are bad? How about semen-glazed cookies served at meetups, or Bad Dragon cum used as gun lube? Tactical buttplugs? Running around the woods naked, jerking off, to scare off skinwalkers? Rifle bolts used as prostate massagers?
/k/ is /k/ no matter which board. Trust me, they are deranged homosexuals with a horrifyingly efficient death dealing capabilities, no matter where you go. The only reason other boards don't mock /k/, is because they are too fucking terrified of being found in a ditch somewhere, full of bullet holes, and with a sex toy factory year's output of dildos up their asses.
No.1034696
>>1034676
>>1034678
Don't forget the Bad Dragon Bayonets and the strategic relief from traps.
No.1034710
>>1033845
>our people
Why are these fucks acting like they're a different species? They're fucking weirdos in animal suits. Only sane one among them is Reddy since he's the only one in it just to get laid.
No.1034723
>>1034676
Of course it's from cuckchan. I wish our /k/ had 30 million posts.
No.1034746
>>1034676
Our /k/ is pretty degenerate free. Mods do a good job of handling the banter and the shitposting.
No.1034929
>>1033178
>>1033177
This comic would be fucking gold if it were ironic. The idea of Denzel Washington using a fake identity to help furfags is hilarious.
No.1034930
>>1034676
>not being able to tell where it's from
>>1034746
8/k/ is now nu/pol/ 2.0, I fucking hate it.
No.1034931
>>1033179
Why do they cut panels in half like that? What's the point?
No.1034935
>>1033182
What's his beef with the wolfman?
No.1034936
>>1033745
>>1033780
That makes sense. "Unusual" for the furry.
No.1034938
>>1033183
>19~~
How old is this comic?
No.1034940
>>1033202
He does.
>>1033185
Why doesn't Det. Washington just wait until after the heroin case?
No.1034944
>>1033267
Boy, I love reddit.
No.1034945
>>1033843
>Herne
>implying Herne is furry
No.1034946
>>1034710
>liking Reddy
I hate Reddy the most, really.
No.1034953
This cult reallyis creepy. I cant get over that everyone is ok with fully masked religous nutbars running around town. As someone who has not te will to read this schlock does it wind up being that the furry religion is real and there is some sort of divine retribution that comes down on the nonbelievers?
No.1034960
>Reading the rest of the webcomic (Spoilers: Its shit, and it havent progressed much)
>Later it is explained that Furries love nature.
<But most of the furries and its comunities (If not posssibly all) live in urban areas regardless of that.fact.
If they love nature so much, and they are always fursecuted by "humans" in the cities, where they live as minorities…Then why the hell doesnt the furfags create their own fucking communities in the wild, or in less urban areas? Specially when in the webcomic, furries are described as a hard-working (LOL) & willing to work for the greater good?
But we know the answer: Because then furfags would get to easily buy their sexual toys easily, woulndt be possible to spread their faggotry to humans; And neither would be fursecuted, and then stop being victims so no victim-complex for them.
No.1034979
No.1034984
>>1034960
>love nature
Oh I bet they "love" nature.
No.1034987
>>1034984
Kero the wolf does.
No.1034994
>>1034987
Is that why he's hated by that other furfag? Because he dicks animals?
No.1034997
>>1033842
>They have a furry religion.
>Naturally it's some faggy "Wicca" ripoff of barely-understood glances at the Wikipedia pages about paganism.
When /pol/ takes over, I hope it's one of the Asatru faction opening the valve on this faggot.
No.1034998
>>1034997
>/pol/
>doing anything other than jerking off to cuckold porn
You make me laugh.
No.1035032
>>1034994
Not sure about what other furfag your talking about but yes there are other furries that hate this guy.
No.1035083
I liked when this comic expanded the bikecuck cinematic universe
No.1035306
>>1035083
The dad reminds me of Jim Sterling.
No.1035359
>>1034946
At least he hates his own "kin" and knows they're all idiots who take their stupid lifestyle way too seriously.
No.1035400
>>1035359
Sure, but that's no reason to like him. He's too shallow. Even if the ideals of his "kin" are retarded and equally shallow, they at least have something to put higher than themselves. This faggot just wants to get laid.
No.1035401
>>1035032
I meant Reddy, just forgot his name. So Kero fucks animals?
No.1035407
>>1035401
Yep, Kero raped his dog multiple times and has fucked road kill.
No.1035408
>>1035407
Fuck me I'm retarded.
I meant the wolf furry in the bar that Reddy didn't like, not the real-life Kero.
No.1035410
>>1034998
You're thinking of /tv/.
No.1035411
>>1035410
What's the difference?
No.1035421
>>1035408
They probably hate each other because they are furries. The one thing that hates furries more than anything else on earth is other furries. They cannot co-exist together for any amount of time before they end up burning down their own communities with retarded drama and petty rivalry. Just look at the smoking craters that used to be furry boards on this site for an example.
No.1035423
>>1035421
I never paid attention, though I knew of some drama.
No.1035437
>>1035411
The fact that you have to ask indicates that you're unfamiliar with either board.
No.1035441
>>1035083
>>1035084
Does the writing and story get better at that point, and if not, how is it still bad? I'm curious because I really don't think the art is all that bad, but then I don't read many graphic novels/comics.
No.1035444
>>1033177
>look on the artist's website
>1410295715262.jpg
>that fucking filename
Ha, he saved it from a /co/mrade, or somehow got it from someone else who didn't rename it.
No.1035447
>>1035444
>First, forget everything you know (or think you know), about furries.
>“Dreaming of Utopia” is a mature comic (PG-13) that takes place the early 1990’s. Imagine there are no furry conventions, no furry culture as it exists in the real world, either then or now. Further, there is no Internet to speak of, no webcomics, no smart phones, iPods, tablets, DVDs, or other present-day technology to get in the way of our story. Just people.
>For the purposes of our story, furries are not anthropomorphic animals, real animals, magical animals, animal-human hybrids, or aliens. Furries are people (that is to say, human beings), who practice a religion called Furryism. And being a furry isn’t easy.
>This story is a culmination of several ideas and concerns that have been growing in my mind over time.
>In recent years, thanks mainly to conservative media, bigotry, intolerance, racism, antisemitism, and prejudices we all thought long-buried have once again crawled out from beneath the rock they were hiding under, and tried to pass themselves off as “mainstream.” Today, the favorite target of choice for these voices of hate is the Muslim. Yesterday, Latinos were their target. The day before that, it was gays. Before that, it was Mexicans, or blacks, or Asians, or Native Americans, or Poles, or Jews, or the Irish.
>Would a minority made up of furries fare any better? They, too, are just as human as anyone else, but the “sin” of any minority is that they are different. The other. They become an easy scapegoat for any ills in society, real or imagined. And furries are definitely different.
>If Utopian Furries were real, I have no doubt they too would become targets of violence, ridicule, and bigotry simply for who they are and what they choose to believe. In that sense, this story is all too real. It is an American story, one we’ve seen played out again and again. But there is also more to this story, much more, just as there is more to being a minority than being victimized by the purveyors of hate, bigotry, and ignorance.
>There’s another side to tell. It is also our story… a story of each and every one of us who is yearning for something better from a world that only makes promises of brighter tomorrows, and rarely delivers.
>This is a story for everyone, everywhere, who is dreaming of Utopia…
>M.
Ah, so he isn't a furry.
No.1035453
>>1035447
So basically he's using furries as an allegory for bigotry. It just makes him sound pretentious tbh. As if this concept was somehow revolutionary. Fuck Xmen did the concept better and they got their shitload of problems.
No.1035454
>>1035453
Makes me want to play Saints Row again for the furry "mascot" cheat.
Anyway, I'll be posting this short "in-between" story while OP-kun suffers from wageslavery. I tried to make the filenames funny, but couldn't figure anything for a lot of them. pls no bulli ;_; Hope OP doesn't mind….
No.1035459
I remember a good edit of this where someone made it so the head didn't have a real mouth or eyes and the costume didn't bleed.
No.1035461
>>1035459
Read the thread, though IIRC, someone edited ALL the comic (up to a point) that way.
>>1035458
No.1035462
>>1035461
He's wearing two masks—a figurative and literal one, because he's a lying furry.
No.1035464
>>1035453
*Did not mean to reply yet.
>just an allegory for bigotry
Yep. Even outright says it in the second paragraph:
>“Dreaming of Utopia” is rated “M” for Mature, so please keep that in mind (and don’t say I didn’t warn you). It’s about furries (sort of), just trying to coexist with everyone else in a major city circa 1992. It doesn’t always work out for them.
>It’s an allegory that attempts to ask some (hopefully) important questions about how people in our society see one another. The furries here are part of a metaphor for intolerance in the real world.
>Some people dig it, some people don’t. It depends entirely on you and how you choose to approach the material. It’s meant to get people to think about their behavior, but if you usually react to something challenging with the outraged jerk of a knee, then perhaps it won’t be for you. Again, remember it’s rated “M” for Mature (mainly for language and occasional violence).
>If you are not mature (or easily offended/outraged/triggered/etc.), then DoU is probably not a comic-reading experience you will enjoy (so again, don’t say I didn’t warn you). Otherwise, do please go ahead and give it a read. You might be surprised.
>>1035447
<PG-13
<M
So which one is it, or does it get even more adult-orientated as it goes along? And why didn't the newspaper earlier just say "1992", instead of scrubbing the "92" part?
No.1035471
>>1035462
The constant mantra of "It's good to be a furry" makes it seem even more like some kind of cult.
No.1035472
Even if this comic is about furfags and minority "oppression" and racial-discrimination (which everyone does anyway, even anti-racists, because to acknowledge there are different races is to discriminate based on race), I still find it interesting. At least by part 2 so far—Detective Washington's monologue about his troubles has me tied in. It also helps if you think of it as a "serious" parody (i.e. more amusing then funny). Also it's a fucking goldmine for reaction images. Have some OC.
No.1035475
>>1035472
The red-head works in a subway.
No.1035480
>>1035479
In retrospect, it may have been better in all caps. Oh well.
No.1035482
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No.1035485
I'm seriously begging to think the rumors/theories about this comic being a joke are true. I mean, although at first, when I saw the clothes-logo being called "Awful Somethings" in the background, it definitely caught my eye. But I figured that maybe it was a coincidence. Then THIS shit, because for those newfags, a lot of the original users on 4chan were from Something Awful, including the faggot himself, moot aka Christopher Poole. There is no fucking way this is not a joke.
>inb4 "but then why is there so much effort?"
You could ask the same thing about that GuP fluff-rape doujin, or any high-quality joke, reaction image, meme, etc..
No.1035486
>>1035485
Although, it's possible he's simply aware that both of those sites are "toxic", or whatever word they use. As I said, "Awful Somethings" was shown in the background, but the Skullz's liking for the jeans…. Either way, I do think it gives some credence to the joke theory.
No.1035487
>>1035461
The rabbit was fucking his wife whole he was at work.
No.1035488
No.1035489
>>1035485
>begging
*beginning, fuck.
No.1035494
>>1035472
These detective bits are genuinely interesting, but they are completely half-assed.
No.1035503
>>1035484
>>1035485
I'm starting to agree with you. The shit in this comic feels, off. Like its trying to be ultra serious, but its actually not.
No.1035507
>>1035457
Why doesn't he just take of the fucking suit when he goes to a job interview?
No.1035509
>>1035507
Because he is a furry, and it's good to be a furry. You don't base your whole personality on your fetish and push it in everyones' faces constantly?
No.1035510
>>1035503
Not to mention, I don't think it's a coincidence that he had two theaters, one playing Das Boot, and another called "Drezden" which was a respectable, old theater that was bought by a Jew and turned into a porn theater.
Also, Pawl is robot-tier, lonely and I can sympathize. He might be a furfaggot and acts like an autist sometimes, but at least he's not a base retard, and the furries in this comic are more like a political-religious cult than actual animal-fuckers anyway, i.e. not really furries. Either way, he needs new friends.
I'll post that chapter anyway because it's sort of removed from everything. The normalfag chat goes on too long. And if you look closely, there is an extremely subtle reference to Loss. I didn't even catch it at first, though I didn't think Buckley was there on accident.
No.1035520
>>1035511
What a relatable turbo autist.
>You'll be picking up the tab
This hurts to read but I'm laughing.
No.1035522
>>1035083
>>1035084
Yeah, this pretty much confirms it is a joke. Even if it may have been serious at first, by the latest part, there's no way.
So this guy's officially /our guy/.
No.1035526
Shit, the Christmas murder story is actually pretty tense and isn't half-assed, even if maybe a bit cliched. Kind of annoyed about the flash-forward chase scene being before we find out who it is.
No.1035527
Is it just me or would a comic just about the punks be pretty damn comphy.
>Riding around on their modded BMXs.
>Shooting the shit about girls and the present furry epedemic.
>Whooping a furry into normalcy every once in a while.
>Arguing if any of those furry girls are fuckable or not.
>Complaining about the down-ward quality of Chan Fours and Awful Somethings.
No.1035537
>>1035522
Well, his twitter is a completely different story. I get hating the GOP and Trump, but retweeting anti-gun tweets is a too far.
So, now I'm curious if he doesn't just keep up the image of being left-wing (though it's just an occasional tweet; more retweets) because of his name being on twitter, and/or because of that other comic he did, which appears to have been printed in a newspaper (but I'm not sure). Though, if I was forced to have a twitter for employers, I'd just ignore it mostly, or if I had to tweet, it'd be non-political.
My current theory on him is that he was left-wing a million years ago (because the aforementioned comic has dates all the way back to 2006, last I saw; hasn't seem to have touched it in ages, and the art style is completely different), but by the time he made DoU, he was different, or in the process of changing. Because you can't just rule out the obvious /pol/ humor in that comic, it's way too blatant, as well as Chan-Fours and Awful Somethings, of course. The Jew humor too, but you could also make an argument that maybe the author was Jewish, since Jews do make those sorts of jokes sometimes (though gentiles aren't allowed to of course :^) ).
No.1035539
>>1035527
He's working on a jazz story right now that's pretty /comfy/, IMO.
Anyway, "Hopscotch".
No.1035543
>>1035542
BEAT DOWN, MADNESS, CHAOS IN THE BRAIN
No.1035554
No.1035559
>>1035557
>atomic
Don't have a better file and downloading would be too big, so have this instead.
No.1035565
>>1035563
I love the fact that the elders have to stick fake beards and wear glasses to look old
No.1035566
I wish he went on a murdering rampage and then an hero'd.
No.1035568
>>1034203
>Woofly
>"They will pay for the last time."
>>1035567
No.1035569
What the hell happened for this comic to be conceived and why is it so compelling?
No.1035570
>>1035569
No idea, but I wish he'd do more with it. I think he's a poorfag. I would post the jazz one but it's not finished, and he seems to finish 1-3 pages a month, sometimes none at all.
The stuff I could do if I could draw….
No.1035571
>>1035570
I will story time "Red Snow", but then that's it. There's more, but it's the last story I think worth sharing. He's really improved in telling noir stories. I will skip a forward-flash scene that shows up later anyway simply because it was jarring and I almost thought I had accidentally skipped ahead or something.
No.1035572
>>1035571
That last panel of that women Walker especially reminds me of the art in Tintin.
No.1035587
>>1035522
Wait a second, it's literally just that guy from Mary Worth. What's his name, Wilbur?
No.1035588
A joke I thought was funny (jailed a prostitute), and to show the theaters. Also, the religious guy.
>>1035587
Seems like it.
No.1035589
>>1035588
Why does the man seem familiar?
No.1035593
>>1035588 (Double checked)
Holy shit, this is the hardest roast he's gotten other than the cubewatermelon incident.
No.1035596
>>1035562
Never seen a comic go from a 5 to a 10 so quickly
No.1035599
>>1035588
>>1035589
Ok I'm not reading this very intently, but is the author of this comic about fursecution trying to say porn theaters are evil or what? Don't furries exist mostly for porn?
No.1035601
>>1035599
The author is using a fictionalized version of furrys that are an actual fucking religion in universe. From what I've seen this version of Furrys just wear fursuits all the time, that's it. And all the one's we've seen do it because their parents raised them like that, I haven't seen an characters that converted to furryism or quite being a furry.
No.1035616
>>1035588
>4th and 5th pic
Oh wait that's the porn theatre I was talking about before. >>1034331
Nice to see Dobson in the porn theatre.
No.1035649
>>1035588
>Model Train Kits! Including … The Likpa Love Train
that's from another webcomic (it's a train powered by fucking, and likpas are walking penises). now i'm scared as to how many references i'm missing
No.1035652
>>1035564
Should've gone with "tips furdora".
No.1035653
How the hell did this comic perform such an intense turnaround and become such a great noir story? Ray's tale was great and the detective stuff is holding my attention. The author really knows his stuff.
No.1035658
>>1035652
That's literally what I wrote in the post.
No.1035660
>>1035653
Well, there were more stories I skipped if you want me to story time them. Even still, there are leaps in improvement of quality as it goes on.
I wish he could do this full-time, because I have a feeling that's the main reason he doesn't update frequently. I especially loved the inclusion of the bike meme into a whole story. It's the kind of shit I'd do.
No.1035661
>>1035660
*Meant to also reply to >>1035596
>>1035593
Cubewatermelon?
No.1035663
>>1035572
*on the fourth image
No.1035698
>>1035588
Apparently he edited the last picture. This is the original
No.1035702
For those that liked Reddy and/or Pawl. This one is almost two years old.
No.1035705
>>1035702
What's a jangle-jacker? Pawl does talk too much, however.
No.1035707
They deserve it to be honest.
No.1035711
>>1035698
>>1035589
>>1035588
I might as well post the whole thing.
No.1035714
>>1035711
As I said in the filename of the poster, this came out December, 2014.
No.1035715
>>1035714
As I posted already, the last page is an edit.
No.1035716
>>1035715
*edited version. I guess he thought whatever person he was referencing was too obvious?
No.1035755
>>1035717
> A man named "Greasy" was attacking furrys to harvest the grease in their masks in an effort to pursue eternal youth.
I mean the bike shop owner was named "Cuckman", so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
No.1035758
>>1035707
Why are they not just sitting in the car?
Also, I don't think not abandonning Pawl would've helped the situation any.
No.1035772
>>1035083
>bike cuck
>the sign in the 6 panel of the first image spells cuck
How
No.1035789
>>1035772
Read the rest of the thread for the story.
No.1035795
>>1035794
Honestly was there a single one of us here that didn't think of him the moment we saw Greasy's face revealed?
No.1035853
>>1035711
Never knew the detective was a furry. Makes sense now.
No.1035861
>>1035853
I'm kinda curious what his fursona is since he's not allowed to wear his suit on duty
No.1035894
I ask again that you post the story that elaborates on furry childrearing, especially the fursuits for babies.
No.1035903
>>1035861
It's a brown cat, IIRC. He wears it once while undercover.
I'll story time "Blue Note" anyway, but keep in mind it isn't finished. It's… definitely different.
No.1035904
>high notes
Ha ha, my name isn't Carlos I swear.
No.1035906
>>1035904
Did you know that the Bogdanoffs are related to Roland Hayes?
No.1035907
>>1035906
That's all for now.
No.1035908
>>1035894
Good grief, I didn't think you were actually asking me. I should have you know, that this isn't reddit—I very nearly wouldn't have spoonfed you, however, you just happened to catch me in a good mood.
No.1035912
>>1035555
>>1035908
So Anons… this the same kid?
No.1035939
I'm still not sure if this has some irony to it or it's playing a hundred percent straight. And are they an allegory for jews or what?
No.1035944
>>1035939
I have no idea what to make of any of it. The fact that he draws furries as these embarrassing awful looking faggots in halloween costumes, but also tries to portray them as some kind of legitimate culture to be pitied is just… confusing as fuck. Like those last for pages about baby furries are so dumb they could be a joke, but then again, this author penned hundreds of pages with furries looking just like that, with oddly expressive faces, but with the looks of cheap halloween costumes. Best I can figure is the author is absolutely fucking crazy.
No.1035945
>>1035944
The fucking hospitalized furies with their half mask always destroys my sides. It's really crazy and shit doesn't make any sense. On one page their almost anthropomorphic animals with their behavior and in another it's just a fursuit. It just may be the work of a crazy person.
No.1035949
>>1035939
>>1035944
>>1035945
The bike shop owner's name was "Cuckman"
He said his wife ran off with a red headed bike shop owner, and "his" kid has red hair while neither he or his ex-wife did.
I'm pretty sure the author is a masterful ruse-man who lightheartedly draws furrys getting the shit kicked out of them as hilarious framework to fill out his detective story ideas.
He then claims it's an allegory for oppression of all kind everywhere to maximize how much of a cheeky cunt he can be.
No.1035951
>>1035949
>>1035944
Honestly that's what makes the comic interesting for me, it's one of the few works of fiction I ever saw where I can never tell what the fuck is going on inside the head of the author and when you attempt to figure it out it gets even more confusing.
No.1035959
>>1035951
"Tastefully Hamfisted" is a term that comes to mind for this whole thing.
No.1035960
>>1035959
That's actually a pretty fun way of phrasing it.
No.1035988
>>1035980
Shit like that happens often. Degenerates are hilarious when they trying to be serious.
You know that starship troopers and judge dredd were supposed to be antifascist(or rather anti militarist) propaganda. And picrelated was supposed to offend/mock republican party.
>>1035907
>>1035906
>>1035904
>>1035903
Why it looks like that dogfucker comic? Are they related? And why its Simpsons plot(based on preview pics)?
No.1035990
>>1035908
So basically furries are born into the religion. They don't seem to get converts. For some reason they remind me of Judaism more than anything.
No.1035994
>>1035083
This thread just keeps getting better and better.
No.1036028
>>1035980
>2014
Mate, that's old as fuck.
Again, as I said here >>1035537, he seems to have changed opinions over the years. "Red Snow" is the most recent completed work. You can't just make obvious /pol/-tier jokes and NOT at least sympathize with "right-wing" politics.
>>1035988
>>1035990
>>1035994
Please read the entire thread before posting.
No.1036038
>>1035912
Yes. Would explain his obsession with shaving.
No.1036066
>>1035908
That half-mask crap looks creepier than the whole suit.
>>1036039
Its quite evident the creator of the show lacked any self-awareness to his own faults. Guy was just your standard aged hippie who was likely a commie supporter in the 40s. He does his damnedest to try and make Archie look like the bad guy yet he's the only sensible fucker with any common sense in the show. His wife? Not so much.
No.1036080
>>1035908
You misunderstand. I thought it was important the others here see it.
No.1036081
>>1035988
Checked, but starship troopers isn't anti-military. It's anti nuclear disarmament and anticommunist. Thus the blatant message that only those willing to fight deserve to make decisions and the depiction of the enemies as mindless insects.
No.1036088
>>1036039
>Hell Archie bunker raised his grand kids because their hippie liberal dad ran out on them.
Gloria cheated on him.
Also it was supposed to make bigotry look bad, and the show accidentally made bigotry more socially acceptable.
No.1036090
>>1036081
>starship troopers isn't anti-military
>a film that's anti-war and anti-fascism
Imagine being so stupid that someone can piss in their face and they'd think it's rain.
No.1036093
>>1036081
The movie is made by a Dutch faggot that didn’t even bother to read the book.
The movie is anti-War and anti-fascist because it was made by a pussy fucking Dutchman. Just read the book.
No.1036097
>>1035908
This is some seriously creepy shit. Does this comic ever have some sort of person who wakes up and breaks off from the cult? I'd love to imagine how those types deal with apostates
No.1036123
>>1036093
>Dutch faggot
>Paul Verhoeven
Kill yourself, you tasteless goon.
No.1036129
>>1036090
I think he's talking about the book.
No.1036141
>>1036038
Naw man, I mean is the Fox furry baby the same kid that gets his shit rekt.
No.1036149
>>1034930
The German in the first pic hurts my brain.
No.1036202
>>1036123
Paul Verhoeven is a leftist faggot who unironically produces work that is entirely not leftist.
No.1036223
>>1036093
>muh book
The film is better, nobody gives a shit about the stupid book. Same with The Shining and A Clockwork Orange.
No.1036238
>>1036223
>The Shining
I'll be the first to admit that Stephen King is an overrated and pretentious hack who doesn't deserve the praise he gets, but fuck you if you think The Shining movie was better than the novel.
No.1036267
>>1036238
The Blade Runner film is also better than the novel its based on, unsurprisingly.
No.1036270
>>1036202
>Paul Verhoeven is a leftist faggot who unironically produces work that is entirely not leftist.
With opinions like these, I'm not surprised /tv/ is a shithole.
No.1036297
>>1036093
>>1036090
It never occurred to me someone could mean the movie.
No.1036828
Why the fuck did you post the chapters out of order?
No.1037711
>Mods banning post making fun of furries and SJWs for no reason
Really makes you think
No.1037712
>>1036828
Does it matter if you read the chapters out of order?
No.1037863
No.1041690
No.1041767
>>1041690
Is there one yet?
No.1042343
>>1035571
In hindsight maybe I should've posted this story around this time of the year.
No.1042386
>>1042343
Maybe you should've but oh well.
No.1042924
No.1043409
>>1042924
Neat, i always thought it was a one off thing.
No.1043458
>>1043409
I hope he's quick with the updates.
No.1043465
>>1043458
Didn't I say earlier in the thread that he's fairly sporadic? From what else I can glean from him, he seems to be a poorfag, but anyway.
>mfw meanwhile shitty deviant artists are paid hundreds of dollars
No.1047047
>>1047022
I don't think saxophones break like that.
No.1047048
>>1043465
Maybe he should set up a patreon or some crowdfunding thing to continue the comic.
No.1047050
>>1047047
It's a toy.
>>1047048
https://www.patreon.com/utopia
He Also, has a paypal link on his website.
No.1047275
Is there anywhere that I can get this comic in its' entirety? Also Autumn Lake if it's there somehow.
No.1047282
No.1047283
>>1047282
*Keep in mind, as I've shown in the thread, it's highly likely his opinions have changed to be more /pol/-tier over the years he's been doing this, especially as evidenced by Red Snow.
No.1047344
>>1034634
>>1034642
/k/ has more furries than you realize.
No.1047393
>>1047283
So, he hasn't been shit-posting this whole time?
No.1047575
>>1047393
I don't know, maybe. Just a theory bro
New page.
No.1047578
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1047344
What's nu/co/'s opinion on original furries? Knudsen mentions that the art was always sexual, but he seems to imply that that was its sole purpose. Anyway, I had no idea Usagi Yojimbo started on Albedo Anthropomorphics, or if I did, I forgot, and either way, I never knew Albedo Anthropomorphics had connections to furries. Erma Felna looks interesting, and strangely familiar.
No.1047580
>>1047344
Then there's that one where an anon tells the tail :^) of how his younger self murders and rapes a loli doe as it bleeds out, though I don't have it.
No.1047583
>>1047580
*Note that it didn't actually happen, ends with a cotton eye joe joke. Still pretty funny though.
No.1047614
>>1047578
Reminder that Warner Brother's hired Furries to work on "Space Jam"
No.1047615
>>1047614
Reminder that Warner Brothers invited early Furries to the animation studio to Animaniacs
No.1047616
>>1047615
Reminder that furries had a real head into the animation industry until Doug Winger (nicknamed /d/'s grandfather) included his erotic artwork in a portfolio he presented to major Animation companies starting a blacklist against them
No.1047617
>>1047616
Reminder that the eary furries were spawned in the 1980's out of Anime and Sci-Fi culture.
No.1047641
>>1047617
Anon I'm pretty sure furries have been around for as long as humans have had folklore of anthropamorphic animals.
No.1047668
>>1047641
South Americans are the biggest furries of them all.
No.1047729
>>1047641
As a culture, they started in the 1980's, with protogenators in the 1970's who were fans of Fritz the Cat. Sure, anamoprhicism has been something since the dawn of civilization, but the modern culture of "Furries" was dawned in the 1980's with roots in the 1970's
No.1047785
>>1047668
>Mayans
>South American
u wot m8
No.1047810
>>1047617
Autism. >>1047578
Even modern fanfiction can be traced back to the late 1800s with Sherlock Holmes. Sure it was more sophisticated than what came with the '60s counter-culture explosion, but still.
No.1047869
>>1047810
The modern Arthurian legend is basicallt crossover fanfic between British, Welsh (Merlin) and French (Lancelot) legends.
And don't get me started on the biblical apocryphia…
No.1048130
>>1033166
New page.
Anyone else have/had a parent who can't/couldn't keep their temper under wraps?I do.
No.1048132
>>1048130
My father never got so angry that he managed to shatter a brass instrument like glass by throwing it at a wall.
No.1048140
>>1048132
again, plastic, but plastic doesn't shatter like that ether.
No.1048156
>>1048130
There's been two times my dad has been angry where I was scared shitless when I was a kid. He was very sorry afterwards and was crying saying he won't do it again. I mean my dad wasn't abusive and he loves me but he did have a temper problem.
No.1048416
>>1048130
*Who didn't anon?*
No.1048579
>>1048130
Yeah, my dad was the kind of person to blame other people for his problems and get violent when (easily) angered. Not sure why people love him.