No.1026964
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>Dan Lin and Jonathan Eirich, who are already working on the live-action remake of 'Aladdin,' are producing what will be a live-action/CG hybrid.
>The studio has hired up-and-comer Mike Van Waes to pen the script for the remake, which will be produced by Dan Lin and Jonathan Eirich of Rideback, formerly known as Lin Pictures. The two are already known in the Disney halls as they are working on the high-profile live-action remake of Aladdin.
>It is unclear whether the new project, which is intended to be a live-action/CG hybrid, is intended for theatrical release or for Disney's streaming service that is set to launch in 2019.
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No.1026968
Why not just rerelease the animated film into theaters? It's not going to translate well into live action. The colors and character designs which can only exist in animation are what makes it so enjoyable, the story itself is nothing unique.
No.1026969
>>1026968
Because Disney wants to make live action remakes of all their movies, just watch, some 20 years down the line Disney is gonna remake The Incredibles with live action.
No.1026971
>>1026969
But why? All it does is water down people's memories of the original films, damaging their own brand.
No.1026972
>>1026971
The same reason why Disney is somehow managing to kill the golden goose that is Star Wars.
No.1026973
>>1026971
It's easier to just remake properties you've already done than it is to create new ideas.
No.1026974
>>1026973
Then why aren't they doing that with Star Wars?
No.1026978
>>1026974
That is what they've been doing with Star Wars, remakes with diverse casts.
No.1026981
Why can't Disney just live the originals alone? Not every single one of their films needs a live action remake. The audience can appreciate the originals as they are, and they don't need to be modernized or re purposed to do so.
No.1026985
>>1026978
Maybe that was the case with TFA, but not TLJ, or any of the other Star Wars movies that they've made.
No.1026986
>>1026964
>>1026981
What annoys me about this whole "remaking animated films into live action" just feels like a desperate attempt to make a bigger audience (ones that would never see an animated film because they think cartoons are for children mindset) watch the same story.
The only way this will stop is if they started losing money on them.
No.1026990
>>1026974
Because they think it's a lot more important then it is. So they set up the illusion that they care to be creative and do new things with the franchise. Only to break canon, ruin story beats set up, and talk down to the fans they insulting with poor film making.
No.1026991
I can understand remaking movies from 30+ years ago, but Lilo and Stitch? That's disgusting, Yidsney must be stopped.
No.1026992
>>1026981
I think it's an attempt to popularize the story free of the context of the animation.
Not so they can appeal to a more mature audience, but so that people won't ask why they aren't throwing money at making cartoons.
No.1026993
>>1026968
Because animated films are far to kiddy for the normies
No.1026996
>>1026985
The Last Jedi was literally a remake of Empire, look at the story beats.
No.1027002
>>1026964
WILL IT HAVE NIGGER ???!!!!!
No.1027005
>>1026986
Nah its just to further copyright & trademarks.
No.1027011
>>1026971
This reminds me of a faggot that is genuinely defending this shit.
No.1027028
>>1027011
What are his arguments? I don't see how any actual human could want these movies to exist.
No.1027031
>>1027002
Sadly very likely.
No.1027034
>>1027002
It's Yidsney, what do you think?
No.1027037
>>1026981
>Why can't Disney just live the originals alone?
Because dumb slant-eyed faggots turn out to see these shitfests. They've got THREE remakes coming out next year, Dumbo, Aladdin, and Lion King with Mulan planned for 2020.
You'll note how they're going after their bigger movies now after Pete's Dragon didn't do too well. The only the upside for anyone whose favorite Disney movie wasn't received well, as they'll never remake Atlantis or Black Cauldron.
No.1027039
I thought Nani was pretty cute and I still do.
A live action is always pointless bullshit though.
No.1027045
>>1027039
omae wa mou shindeiru
No.1027074
>>1026981
Normalfags anon. They feel disgusted by anything animated that isn't CGI. They do not care about quality compared to the original, as long as it gives them mild nostalgia and looks pretty.
>>1027002
Like the original? Yes.
The better question is how gay it will be?
No.1027096
I'm not sure whether I should be happy or sad that David Stiers will have no part in this.
No.1027107
>>1027028
Is the typical shit that Disney apologists go for
>The originals are still there
>it adds more to the story
>its not a crash grab because it cost millions to make
>it gave people jobs
>it looked amanzing (yes, there's genuine idiots who believe this)
No.1027108
And despite all this, we'll never get a sequel to Treasure Planet. Poor fellas. It was a really good movie.
No.1027115
I can't wait till they use live action Mulan as an opportunity to rerelease the Szechuan Sauce and get Rick and Morty fags going again
No.1027118
>>1027108
Even they decided to make a sequel, modern Disney would probably fuck it up somehow. I'd rather enjoy what we got.
No.1027162
>>1027107
>it gave people jobs
Wow, I think that's the worst reasoning for anything, ever. The Holocaust gave people jobs too.
No.1027163
>>1027162
>An imaginary thing gives jobs too.
I would say that is bullshit, but then I remember that western society have been living in a illusion since almost a century.
No.1027217
>>1027118
This movie hurts me because right at the end we see waifu potential get impregnated.
No.1027226
>>1027217
But she doesnt lose that smoking hot voice.
No.1027268
>>1027217
True, but she's not the only waifu potential. The mom's pretty cute, too.
No.1027270
>>1027217
there was a line cut from the movie that revealed that the dog guy had been the one who got pregnant, not Amelia.
No.1027656
>>1026981
Because when modern hollywood decides to do an original animated movie, you end up with the emoji movie and more minions movies.
No.1029062
>>1027002
Removing a colored person with another colored person isn't going to fly. If this was about whites then it probably would happen but these people are Hawaiian so nope. Unless you are speaking about MR.bubbles
No.1029076
>>1026981
It's especially dumb with something like Lilo & Stitch that has a unique charm from the animation style. That shit will never translate to live action. It's truly bizarre. They're disney. They could come up with any bullshit and it would sell.
No.1029104
>>1026964
>Lilo & Stitch Live-Action Remake
No.1029123
Reminder: Whenever you support ANY Disney product, you are supporting the continued stagnation of western culture, both through Disney's death grip on copyright law, and through their production of regurgitated films like this.
No.1029126
>>1026964
Please God let them hire some big tittied fine bitches, please please.
No.1029257
>>1029123
>implying anyone here supports Disney trash
I'm sure a few fags do, but they'll never learn regardless. Modern Disney has only continued to make everything they touch worse. Even the huge success and reinvention of Iron Man had nothing to do with them and the MCU has only gotten worse after Avengers.
No.1029265
>>1029126
They are going to make a point of replacing that hot lifeguard with some skinny flat-as-aboard chick. Probably Lupita Nyongo.
No.1029282
>>1026981
>corporation rehashing popular works
It's a mystery.
No.1029283
>>1027163
Well, I mean, it did.
>new jobs for hard-working volk
>Jews find work in helping the war effort in summer camps
No.1029284
>>1029265
I hate that this is true, was Married With Children the death of hotties paraded around in media?
No.1029532
>>1026964
Can we at least get cute Hawaiian , caucasian for Mertle, kids to go barefoot, or at most, wear sandals?
No.1029631
>>1029284
possibly? maybe home improvement? I don't know
No.1029753
I hope at least the 3D Lilo doesn't look like she has down syndrome.
No.1029757
>>1026996
It was a Frankenstein of both ESB and RotJ.
>>1027107
<The originals are still there
>it adds more to the story
So does rewatching the film every now and then.
>its not a crash grab because it cost millions to make
Haven't heard that one before.
>it gave people jobs
To talent-less hacks who couldn't be hired for a gig requiring actual acting.
>it looked amanzing (yes, there's genuine idiots who believe this)
My parents thought a game for the Wii looked absolutely spectacular. Now, they're not exactly incorrect (Because they can do so much more with 3D these days than 20 years ago), but CGI looking "amazing" hasn't been an actual complement for the past 10 years.
No.1031025
>>1026969
All of them? I hope you're right.
No.1031174
I don't know how Stitch is going to work. I don't think he would translate well into live action and would end up looking horrifying. That said I'm morbidly curious to see how people will react to it since I'm from Hawaii. So I guess it'd be a shitshow.
No.1031232
>>1029265
Stop, you're giving them ideas.
No.1031276
>>1031025
No you don't, the movie will be forgettable at best, or an complete mockery of the original at worst.
No.1031352
>>1031025
Thats a Miles pic.
3600 BILLION in cash please for your character's dick peeking in somewhere in the background on YCH.
No.1031367
>>1026964
>Lilo and Stitch Live-Action Remake
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME YOU FUCKING KIKES
No.1032309
>>1026964
I think the worst part is they're going to use the tanner skin as an excuse to shoehorn niggers. (I know they don't need a reason to and probably would regardless, but now the melanin enrichment is easier to defend.)
No.1032312
>>1032309
But Lilo and Nani are Hawaiian though. If they tried that there'd be a shit ton of pissed off Hawaiians.
No.1032335
>>1027107
>>1029757
>The originals are still there
Remember how we got The Last Airbender live action movie?
Remember how it was terrible quality and had bizarre changes for fucked up reasons publicly and privately?
Remember how it actually scared people from wanting to watch the original A:TLA animated series? (MOVIE I SAW IS BAD = TV SERIES IT ORIGINATED FROM MUST BE BAD type of mindset)
Animated media has a hard enough time existing without most adults seeing it as "kids" media, getting a worse version of a animated movie adaption to live action film will not help it.
No.1032359
Is there any way at all to transfer any of the aliens from 2D to live action that won't look like complete garbage?
No.1032361
No.1032653
>>1032361
For some reason I keep thinking it's going to be like the live action Scooby Doo movies in terms of CGI and human interaction.
No.1032671
As long as Nani and the lifeguard are thick as fuck I don't care.
No.1032675
>>1032653
This is made by Disney, the CGI will likely be good, even if it's still a poor mans replacement for 2D animation.
No.1032678
>>1032671
>live action
>thinking they'll pick thick girls in modern Disney live action films
>having any trust in Disney LA films
Are you weak in the upper stories?
No.1032896
>>1032671
This is a white board, negronon.
No.1032901
>>1032678
More like they'll use it as an excuse to use "thicc" women, aka hideous fat beasts, to push fat positivity and pretend that fat women are attractive.
No.1035038
>>1032901
So they'll put in a bunch of Samoans then?
No.1035079
>>1035038
somethin against husky samoans bud?
No.1035302
>>1032896
This is also a straight board, homoanon.
No.1036249
>>1035079
Not really, I've seen enough of them in my time.
No.1036274
>this whole thread
>no decent Nani pics
I'm disappointed in all of you
No joke though, she's one of the most physically attractive animated Disney characters I've ever seen. Makes me want to go and lose myself on some remote islands in the South Pacific, rape all the women, kill all the native men, and establish my own comfy fiefdom.
No.1036313
>>1027037
>The only the upside for anyone whose favorite Disney movie wasn't received well, as they'll never remake Atlantis or Black Cauldron.
Or Treasure Planet, I'm glad that's never getting a remake.
No.1036323
>>1036313
>tfw my favorite Disney movie is Hercules
Am I safe?
No.1036337
>>1036323
I don't know, was it a flop?
No.1036367
>>1036337
I think it was so he's probably safe.
No.1038966
>>1036323
>>1036337
>>1036367
>Hercules
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_%281997_film%29#Controversy
It wasn't a flop, but it was offensive to Greeks even 20 years ago. I doubt Disney would want such triggering material in current year, so you're safe.
No.1038972
>>1029757
got a source on that webm? or at least 'the video it's from'?
No.1039370
>>1026964
I'm fine with another flop to put another nail in the coffin of this dumb trend.
No.1041313
This is actually my favorite Disney movie.
I am not ready to murder that kike Bob Iger if I ever get the chance.
No.1041317
oh my god i bet they'll cast dwayne johnson as cobra bubbles. even though cobra bubbles is the only black character in the movie.
they're gonna wanna shove dwayne johnson in there somewhere and cobra bubbles is the only one buff and bald enough.
No.1041318
>>1041317
Michael Clarke Duncan is dead so he's the only one that can fit the role.
Also your shiftkey is broken
No.1041324
>>1041318
What about Tiny Lister?
No.1041334
>>1041324
His eyes would scare the kids.
No.1041340
>>1041334
That won't be a movie for kids, but for people who were kids when the animated movie came out.
No.1042760
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1026964
Cos DISNEY is run by the finance & marketing department now.
No.1042768
>>1042760
That's been the case for a while now.
No.1042874
>>1026968
>The colors and character designs which can only exist in animation
Not necessarily. It would take some expert direction and special effects to get it right, though.
No.1043589
I WANT TO FUCK THE LIFEGUARD
OH LORD GIVE ME THEM HAWAIIAN MILKERS
No.1043651
>>1043589
>That subtle bounce in the first gif
I need to rewatch Lilo & Stitch.
No.1043657
>>1043589
So what's the search keyword?
No.1043659
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>>1043657
ive just seen lilo_and_stitch_lifeguard or lifeguard(lilo and stitch) etc.
No.1043687
>>1043589
>>1043659
Wasn't some guy doing edits of movie screenshots to make the characters nude at some point?
No.1043690
>>1043687
Yes but it was mostly just Lilo.
No.1043693
>>1043687
There's probably some in the /aco/ edits thread on half-chan.
No.1043926
No.1043927
I should storytime that fancomic where adult Lilo fucks humanoid Stitch and shenanigans happen for over 600 pages when this comes out.
No.1043937
>>1043927
The one that's also in terrible English that makes no sense?
No.1043940
No.1043983
When's live action The Little Mermaid?
No.1044001
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No.1044005
>>1044004
damn it, wrong format
No.1044097
>>1043983
I heard Sofia Copolla was going to do one though it won't be related to Disney.
No.1044224
>>1044005
You still messed up.