/ck/ -The best cooking advice I have ever read:Here's what you're gonna do OP. Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an i

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Anonymous 12/11/15 (Fri) 22:22:09 No.8321

The best cooking advice I have ever read:

Here's what you're gonna do OP. Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an innate thing.

Learning to cook is much more simple, so pay close attention to what I'm going to say. Are you listening?

Fry an egg and experiment with various seasoning. This will give you an idea of what flavours go well together which is the most important quality in cooking. Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives? Just experiment with lots of seasoning combinations.

Then fry another egg and repeat the process. Keep frying eggs and experimenting until you get a good idea of what works. You can eat 3-4 eggs in a day, heck you're from /fit/ so probably 6+. If you eat 6 eggs in a day, that's 24 egg quarters, 24 seasoning combinations in a day. You're talkng about 1000 seasoning combinations in just over a month.

At this stage you'll be a spicemaster and what/how you cook wont matter because you'll be better at seasoning than 99% of professional chefs, and this WILL make you a good cook.

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Anonymous 12/12/15 (Sat) 05:37:52 No.8324

It was shit advice when your posted it on 4chan yesterday too, OP.

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Anonymous 12/12/15 (Sat) 11:59:17 No.8327

>>8324

>I also go to cuck chan

Die both of you

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Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 03:56:32 No.8331

>Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives?

dudes suggesting seasoning an egg A THOUSAND FUCKING WAYS, yet he can barely think of 2 seasonings. Opinion shoved so far up my fucking cats ass.

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Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 12:05:21 No.8334

>>8327

Calm down, sperg.

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Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 21:46:15 No.8337

Me mum taught me that your meal shouldn't just taste good, but look good as well. So if you can, make sure that it's pleasing to the eye as well as to the tongue.

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Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 18:12:19 No.8369

my advice is to only cook for yourself

this way you can try every crazy/different thing you want

cooking for other people and seeking their approval sucks

only cook for yourself

and enjoy

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Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 21:41:20 No.8371

All I can think of when reading this is a fried egg with coriander seeds all over it.

Not good advice.

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Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 11:32:44 No.8419

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Listen /ck/, I have been to the mountaintop. Here's how you fry eggs:

-Get the pan really, really, fucking hot. Heat as high as it will go.

-Have your eggs ready. Don't break the yolks. Breaking the yolks makes the eggs taste like failure.

-Have your spices ready. You got your paprika, your salt, your lemon pepper seasoning, your black pepper, your chili powder, maybe cajun or steak seasoning if you've got it.

-Put your eggs in the pan when it's smoking hot and TURN OFF THE HEAT. If you've got a cast iron skillet it should retain enough heat to cook the eggs perfectly. The bottom gets seared and crispy, while the top stays runny.

-Apply aforementioned spices.

While you're doing this, you're lightly toasting some bread. Butter your bread. Put eggs on top. Eat with a fork and knife, or break the yolks and fold it like a taco.

If you're feeling extra fancy and/or you're a spic like me, slice up an avocado and put it on top of your eggs and toast, along with some salsa roja.

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Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 16:23:31 No.8421

>>8419

Is this a troll post?

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Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 12:16:51 No.8549

>>8421

I'll try it at least once. Eggs are cheap.

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Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:23:57 No.8837

>>8549

If you die from it, you'll be an hero to us all.

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Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 08:26:45 No.8843

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>>8419

> you're a spic like me

>tfw i am a spic too, but i live in the shithole of Argentina and here all its so fucking expensive

>tfw poorfag in Argentina

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Kutgebruiker9000!Asko.7gwTk 07/06/17 (Thu) 14:01:41 No.11772

>>8837

An Hero when?

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