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Help me with my food Critic path Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 23:23:48 No.16965

Hi. I am becoming a food critic however, I'm an absolute beginner when it comes to food/drink reviews so I want your help, wisdom, and tips when comes to over viewing and reviewing foods.

I'm creating a Storyfire channel (I'm not going to start my Channel at BitchTube where all the clusterfucks are there) where I give out detailed taste of drinks and foods, reviewing and supporting your local food stores instead of Corporate garbage foods.

I somewhat know where I want to go… though I don't know where to start. Again, I never reviewed foods and drinks before so I am an absolute beginner at this realm I never stepped before until now. I don't want to be that generic guy who just says "I like it so i think you should buy it". No! I want to be an actual food critic a charming personality with a great detailed taste for foods.

So please tell me how can I improve the quality of my taste so I can give details, should I write a script or film myself while I review the food/drink, where can I advertise and find my audience, who look up to, what the first foods/drinks to review, will speaking slow help with mindful eating help me in my review, and etc. I have so many questions to ask you all. So please give me tips, tricks, advice, wisdom, answers, and etc for becoming a food critic.

Thank you all.

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!Asko.7gwTk 08/09/20 (Sun) 18:22:29 No.16966

Start by binge watching Reviewbrah.

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Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 19:53:42 No.17150

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>>16965

90% of your audience is going to be woman; 9% is going to be fags and 1% are going to be dudes who's girlfriend/wife made them watch your content.

Write about how your food makes you feel and emphasize that you're giving insider knowledge and everything you review is a hidden treasure with the subtle implication that high status people go there or going there will improve your status.

Appeal to the fags and the woman by focusing on any marginally attractive male that works there and downplay any hot waitresses… bonus for woman owned or faggot owned (play that up).

Make sure to spend time talking about the superficial fluff like how comfortable the chairs are or how nice the tableware is or the clever folding of the napkins–shit only woman care about.

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