I pay no mind to what Protestant pastors have to say anymore… they're all egomaniacs who spread a false gospel. If you're tired of listening to Pastor Jim's grocery store adventures and flat humor every Sunday, I'd encourage you to come home to Rome. Catholic priests are modest, knowledgeable, and sometimes very based. Case in point:
>be me
>at Sunday Mass earlier this week
>priest is delivering a homily on carrying out God's will
<"Jesus told his Apostles 'Peace be with you. Receive the Holy Spirit. Spread the Gospel to the four corners of the Earth.' etc."
>priest pauses for a brief moment
<"What he didn't say was 'Peace be with you. Receive the Holy Spirit. Now go and be a slut.'"
>a single woman gasping is barely audible
I had a hard time keeping a straight face throughout the rest of his homily. But as >>814136 said, priests generally do a good job of staying on-topic and not creating a barrier between them and the laymen (both of which Prot pastors are usually guilty of).