4b7eb5 No.794846
Hiker listening to worship spots 'Jesus' image on trail…
I was listening to my praise and worship music on my phone and was praising God humming, I just didn't think I'd SEE God
http://archive.today/2019.04.11-000317/https://wset.com/news/offbeat/woman-spots-image-of-jesus-along-lynchburg-trail
LYNCHBURG, Va. (WSET) – A Lynchburg woman says she spotted what appears to be Jesus while walking along the Blackwater Creek trail around the first day of Spring. Shae House says she entered the trail from the Ed Page entrance behind the Greek Orthodox Church on Langhorne Road and decided to take some pictures of a rock formation because she thought it was pretty.
It wasn't until after she looked at her pictures that House realized she had captured an image that looks like Jesus. She says it startled her. "I gasped and then eagerly started to take more pictures. I was delighted. I was listening to my praise and worship music on my phone and was praising God humming, I just didn't think I'd SEE God," says House. She was amazed by the crown of thorns and thick mustache.
1f0b1f No.794850
BREAKING NEWS
JESUS SPOTTED IN CATHOLIC CHURCH DURING LITURGY
84e509 No.794852
>>794850
That's a filthy idol and God is wrathful when it receives worship that belongs properly to Him alone
1f0b1f No.794859
>>794852
>This is my body
<no it’s actually a symbol don’t treat it like it’s my body that’d be idolatry
21034c No.794860
>>794859
Was Jesus lying because that's definitely not his body.
84e509 No.794865
>>794859
>Thou shalt have no other gods before me
<no actually go worship a piece of bread
1f0b1f No.794866
>>794860
>Was Jesus lying
you tell me i’m the one who takes his word for it when he says “this is my body
>that's definitely not his body.
good to hear you don’t trust Jesus when he tells you something.
1f0b1f No.794867
>>794865
>this is my body
<not it isn’t it’s an idol don’t worship it
93b531 No.794868
>>794865
"This is my body"
"Do this, in remembrance of me"
+ 2,000 year tradition of doing such, every extant record of any Church doing it as such…
21034c No.794871
>>794866
So I ask if Jesus was lying, because a piece of bread is not his body.
84e509 No.794872
>>794868
Oh yeah, I remember reading all about how the early Christians worshipped bread in the New Testament. The Israelites didn't get away with worshipping an idol under God's name, and neither will you. Idolatry is a very serious sin and if you do not repent of it you will not be saved.
1f0b1f No.794873
>>794871
>a piece of bread is not his body.
sounds like you don’t trust Jesus enough. If he tells you something you don’t believe him?
93b531 No.794874
>>794872
>Oh yeah, I remember reading all about how the early Christians worshipped bread in the New Testament
"For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh judgment to himself, not discerning the body of the Lord"
84e509 No.794875
>>794874
I'd say that someone worshipping what they are called to eat eateth and drinketh unworthily
93b531 No.794876
>>794875
you have not discerned the body of the Lord, as Scripture says.
21034c No.794878
>>794873
If Jesus is telling a lie, maybe he's testing us?
84e509 No.794880
>>794876
Does one discern the body of the Lord by shutting up and believing whatever the pope says to believe without question?
93b531 No.794883
>>794880
The Keys were given to St. Peter, if you refuse to listen to him, the keys will not open the way.
1f0b1f No.794884
>>794878
Jesus: This is my body
You: stop lying to me
you trust your own theological views and reasoning more than the actual words of our lord repent
84e509 No.794893
>>794883
>papists have literally been reduced to actually believing the pope saves us
93b531 No.794894
>>794893
No amount of green-texts in the world can justify you, when you are in opposition to both Christ and His Church.
21034c No.794905
>>794884
Jesus: this is my body.
Me: that is a piece of bread, so Jesus is lying, thus maybe he's testing us.
e6370c No.794961
>>794905
>Jesus would lie to someone
REPENT
f94142 No.794964
>>794961
He can to test somebody.
93b531 No.794965
>>794964
IP hopping Muslim detected
f94142 No.794968
>>794965
No, I don't believe in Allah.
93b531 No.794971
>>794968
There are no lies in Christ.
f94142 No.794972
>>794971
But God can lie to test someone.
93b531 No.794975
f94142 No.794976
>>794975
Yes, he can:
>According to the Hebrew Bible, God commands Abraham to offer his son Isaac as a sacrifice.[Gen 22:2-8] After Isaac is bound to an altar, a messenger from God stops Abraham before the sacrifice finishes, saying "now I know you fear God." Abraham looks up and sees a ram and sacrifices it instead of Isaac.
93b531 No.794979
>>794976
What lie was told? He gave a command and rescinded it.
f94142 No.794981
>>794979
That's the lie.
He went back against his word.
e6370c No.794982
>>794964
Jesus is sinless. He will never and can never tell a lie. God as well has no need to tell lies as He is 100% Just.
He tested Abraham's faith that one time but He never lied to Abraham.
93b531 No.794983
>>794981
…that's now not how it works. A lie is to say something that's not the truth. Even your quote makes the distinction that God gave a command, and rescinded the order.
It is fundamentally not a lie.
e6370c No.794984
>>794981
That's not a lie. He gave a command to test Abraham's faith, taking back a command is not a lie.
God tested Abraham in this way to prove to him and everyone else that God does not require human sacrifices, like the Canaanite's believed. It's a show of God's infinite Mercy.
f94142 No.794987
>>794982
>He tested Abraham's faith that one time but He never lied to Abraham.
He commanded Abraham to do something, then told him not to.
>>794983
>A lie is to say something that's not the truth.
It is truth that Abraham didn't need to sacrifice Isaac, yet God commanded him to do it.
>>794984
>taking back a command is not a lie.
That's going back against his word i.e. lying.
93b531 No.794990
>>794987
>He commanded Abraham to do something, then told him not to.
That's not a lie, get it through your skull.
>It is truth that Abraham didn't need to sacrifice Isaac, yet God commanded him to do it.
If God had said "I will sacrifice Isaac", and then didn't, that would be a lie. God did not do this, He told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, and then rescinded the order.
>That's going back against his word i.e. lying.
That's not what lying is, for the third time. He did not go back on His word either.
f94142 No.794992
>>794990
>That's not a lie, get it through your skull.
That is a lie.
>If God had said "I will sacrifice Isaac", and then didn't, that would be a lie.
He said "Abraham, sacrifice Isaac", then told him not to. That's going back against his word.
>He did not go back on His word either.
He did, in the sacrificing of Isaac.
93b531 No.794994
>>794992
>That is a lie.
That isn't a lie.
>That's going back against his word.
No, if God had said "I will sacrifice Isaac", and then didn't then that would be God going back against His word.
You cannot "go back against your word" if you didn't swear anything.
>He did, in the sacrificing of Isaac.
The only liar is you, wretch.
f94142 No.794995
>>794994
Again, he commanded Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, then told him not to when Abraham binds Isaac.
He went back against his own command.
93b531 No.794997
>>794995
…so you acknowledge God commands -Abraham-, so then how could God "go against His own command"?
Only Abraham could "go against God's command", since He was the one being commanded.
f94142 No.795004
>>794997
He went against his own command by saying Abraham didn't need to sacrifice Isaac.
In modern times, it's like God saying "bruh, it's just a prank".
a4c8b8 No.795009
>>794850
If it's supposed to be some jab against the Orthodox, you realize in this regard they have valid Sacraments too, right?
a22127 No.795027
>>794972
>"Unto the hope of life everlasting, which God, who lieth not, hath promised before the times of the world." Titus 1:2
62f62e No.795028
>>794997
Genesis
{22:2} He (God) said to him (Abraham):
>Take thy only begotten son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and go into the land of vision; and there thou shalt offer him for an holocaust upon one of the mountains which I will shew thee.
Emphasis mine
God never said that Abraham needed to do it. God merely commanded him to do it. Abraham could have refused, but Abraham knows not to disobey God.
God never lied. Our God is a just God, He has no need to lie to people and never will.
If you actually read the entire account it is to show that God is merciful and loves His creation so much that He doesn't need human sacrifices and is foreshadowing both Levitical Law and the sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ.
For Jesus was the Ram that was sacrificed in the place of Isaac.
aa1873 No.795033
>>794850
Amazing, simply astounding how quickly the Catholic can derail a thread. Just as /pol/ has the JIDF stealing the first replies, /christian/ has the CIDF constantly posting about the Eucharist.
(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST) 283c6f No.795042
>>795009
Of course not it’s a jab at op making the thread about someone supposedly taking a picture of Jesus
f97471 No.795054
>>795042
And it's not even a good picture either. Yeah the rock formation kinda looks like Jesus, but the click bait title made it seem like it was actually Jesus. Like how St. Paul saw Jesus.
d8cd17 No.795060
>>795054
Why are we even giving this cool wine aunt attention?
1f0b1f No.795062
>>795060
we’re not this thread is completely derailed
f97471 No.795063
>>795060
Because Jesus makes for great clickbait and great clickbait equals $$$. Notice how OP didn't even bother to post the picture of the rock formation the lady took a picture of? Even though the article was archived the archive service didn't even load the picture it might have for you, but I know it didn't for me.
On top of that, OP was a (1) and done IP.
My guess OP works for that "news site" and needs to generate clicks or wants to stir the pot somehow. my money is on the latter
93b531 No.795212
>>795004
>He went against his own command by saying Abraham didn't need to sacrifice Isaac.
A commander doesn't go against his own command, only whomever is commanded, that disobeys a command is "going back on the command".
Is English your second language?
>>795028
despite your tone, I'm pretty sure you're agreeing with me against this guy, right?
1bac60 No.795213
>>795212
>you're agreeing with me against this guy, right?
I must have tagged the wrong post. My bad, but yes. I am agreeing with you and not the crypto-muslim