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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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b06408  No.737642

Today we celebrate Santa Claus. Remember, when someone asks you what St. Nick would do always remember that punching heretics is an option.

bde893  No.737652

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You better not pout

You better not weep

He’s gonna punch out an Arian creep

Santa Claus is laying it down

The Lord was not made

He’s not a mere man

We were all made because of Christ’s plan

Santa Claus is laying it down

He sees Jehovah’s Witness

You know it makes him sick

You know those Unitarians

Simply make him go ICK!

You better watch out

You better not cry

If you preach folly

You’re going to fry

Santa Claus is laying it down


bde893  No.737654

>>737652

addundum

He’s making a list

He’s checking twice

You better not be a stupid Antichrist

Santa Claus is laying it down


bde893  No.737658

Ok one more:

Here comes Santa Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

Right down Myra town lane

Giving toys to the girls and boys who professeth Christ’s name

Church bells ringing, children singing “Agni Parthne”

So say your prayers and hang your sock

Cuz Santa Claus comes today.


b5cddb  No.737666

>>737642

I saw Ariy fighting Saaaaanta Claaaause,

At the first ecumenical council of Nicaea.


471634  No.737667

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>>737652

Here's a portrait of Arius getting slapped over his death on the toilet.

Also, From Sozomen's account, taken from Book II, Chapter XXIX of his Ecclesiastical History.

>Late in the afternoon, Arius, being seized suddenly with pain in the stomach, was compelled to repair to the public place set apart for emergencies of this nature. As some time passed away without his coming out, some persons, who were waiting for him outside, entered, and found him dead and still sitting upon the seat. When his death became known, all people did not view the occurrence under the same aspect. Some believed that he died at that very hour, seized by a sudden disease of the heart, or suffering weakness from his joy over the fact that his matters were falling out according to his mind; others imagined that this mode of death was inflicted on him in judgment, on account of his impiety. Those who held his sentiments were of opinion that his death was brought about by magical arts.


bde893  No.737670

>>737667

Last Christmas

I started to sh*rt

And the very next day

I had passed away

In hell

It really smells

And my sins are weighing down on me


565e29  No.737730

Why did he punch that guy? Can I get a quick rundown


471634  No.737732

>>737730

Because St. Nicholas is based and redpilled.


24c46e  No.737743

>>737730

>arius says Jesus is just a very righteous man, not any more holy or divine than me or you

>Good ol' Saint Nick cleans his clock


33c4ad  No.737818

>>737667

Arius was a danger but whats the story behind his death? Was he poisoned? If it was by our guys, that is murder. Even if he was the heretic of heretics.


c6e1ba  No.737820

>>737818

If he was poisoned, there was no proof.


a98640  No.737898

>>737667

The most common mode of death; bursting a blood vessel on the toilet.


c5718b  No.737932


1725cd  No.737952

>>737730

Because he started the Arian heresy which denied that Jesus Christ is the son of God and instead just the highest created creature, but not God. This is the same Christology that the Muslims and Mormons have. Some muslims even call Arius a pre-mohammed muslim. He probably said some blasphemy regarding his heretical view on Christ and Saint Nick got angry about it.


9a76e3  No.737962

>>737952

>Some muslims even call Arius a pre-mohammed muslim.

Kek. It isn't far from the truth tbh.


471634  No.738016

>>737818

No one knows. Projection is not good.

Specially when the people of the time thought it was miraculous and heterodox 1600 years later say it was poison because they can't fathom Church as anything but cutthroat politics.




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