"Theologians" wanting to create a "Feminist Friendly" Bible

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"Theologians" wanting to create a "Feminist Friendly" Bible Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 14:24:00 8c017e No.736503

It Begins

About 20 "theologians" are trying to create a revised version of Bible which satisfies their self satisfactory needs of narcissism.

>"Feminist values and reading the Bible are not incompatible," insisted Lauriane Savoy

>"A lot of people thought they were completely outdated with no relevance to today's values of equality," the 33-year-old told AFP, standing under the towering sculptures of Jean Calvin and other Protestant founders on the University of Geneva campus.

>"While some say that you have to throw out the Bible to be a feminist, we believe the opposite."

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 14:49:13 c44fc9 No.736507

>>736503

There's already the gay """Bible""".

Katherine Emmerich was right.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 15:08:52 d04375 No.736520

>>736503

>"While some say that you have to throw out the Bible to be a feminist, we believe the opposite."

They believe you have to throw out the feminist to be a bible?

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 15:21:56 8c017e No.736522

>>736516

There might be soon a new "transsexual" friendly version.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 15:52:22 1a34b9 No.736528

>>736520

That would not be an inaccurate statement.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 16:43:14 342546 No.736537

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>>736520

Nice

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 17:38:28 c44fc9 No.736549

>>736520

Throw the Bible at the feminist.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 18:48:12 7cb7fe No.736574

Hey prots thanks for this

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 19:08:47 dd2198 No.736582

>>736574

You and I both know if they hooked Martin Luther's corpse up to a turbine generator he'd produce more electricity than the hoover dam at this point.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 19:41:11 6aefd3 No.736592

I thought editing the Bible brings with it a curse that damns you to Hell or some hint like that?

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 19:54:55 267199 No.736598

>>736592

According to Revelations, yes.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 20:27:26 9509bc No.736615

satanic af

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 20:49:30 3d7372 No.736621

>>736516

As far as I heard King James himself liked to pretend he was a queen with other gentleman.

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 20:51:01 3d7372 No.736622

>>736598

It only applies to the book of revelation.

There wasn't a complete Bible yet. (at least a compiled one)

Christanon 12/04/18 (Tue) 23:54:52 32c4ee No.736683

>>736503

female literacy was a mistake

Christanon 12/05/18 (Wed) 01:54:05 2c5088 No.736743

>>736622

>God wants you to mess up the whole Bible except this one book

Christanon 12/05/18 (Wed) 03:50:21 6e6a04 No.736785

>>736503

>A lot of people thought they were completely outdated with no relevance to today's values of equality

STAHHHHPPPPP!!!

Christanon 12/05/18 (Wed) 03:57:55 7b349f No.736792

>>736592

Not if it's no longer in the bible

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 00:50:33 78dfba No.737164

>>736605

It's called Apocalypse

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:18:08 0aad5c No.737180

>>736503

These people are "atheist Christians" right? There's no way anyone could actually believe in the God of the Bible and think this okay when He literally tells them that it's not

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 01:19:49 0aad5c No.737183

>>736622

That's the argument these feminists would use

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 02:01:36 a80817 No.737189

>>736621

That is from one letter that came out after his death, and was probably an attempt to slander him since no one could verify its contents.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 05:01:43 bfd01e No.737249

Why not just write your own gynocentric scripture and start a cult, or join one of the existing ones?

we all know the answer: so Satan can revel in mucking up the body of Christ

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 05:24:43 207687 No.737253

>>737180

Yes, they and most other Christians run contrary to God. Any values society deems good are satanic without exception.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 06:10:45 e7e429 No.737261

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>>736549

>>736520

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 10:07:40 d058b1 No.737299

>>736520

rekt

Somebody should tell these kinds of people they aren't Christians, they are obviously heretics, but heretic doesn't hit as hard as directly claiming they aren't Christians.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 10:10:20 6dad59 No.737300

>>737299

It's more like dealing with blasphemers.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 10:19:50 d2af24 No.737301

>>736574

Oops, those black toes seem to have slipped out of your mouth.

Christanon 12/06/18 (Thu) 11:40:56 a3e19c No.737320

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>>736520

Capped for posterity.