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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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c63453  No.707133

In the year A.D. 33, just before Christ's ascension into heaven, he commissioned his 12 disciples to go into all the world and baptize in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, teaching them to observe all of his commandments.

Then behold, a copy of the 1611 King James Version of the Holy Bible descended from heaven and thus was the beginning of the very first Independent Fundamental Baptist congregation. I say the truth in Christ, I lie not! For this can all be found in the Epistle to the Laodiceans, an epistle which lays down all the fundamental truths of Baptist doctrine.

Also know this. It is the duty of every good Baptist to make at least one pilgrimage to Tempe, Arizona, at least once in their life time, and to meet the blessed Bishop of Tempe, Pastor Steven Anderson, who is the supreme head of all IFB ministries, having been appointed by Jesus Christ himself.

I lie not! To show this, please flip to Laodiceans 16:18 where it very clearly reads,

"And I say unto thee, That thou art Steven Anderson, and upon this trail of blood I will build my Independent Baptist congregation; and the gates of the Roman Catholic Church shall not prevail against it."

Amen.

5129b1  No.707134

you forgot the part where the kjv is literally God


5e9d90  No.707135

>>707133

Okay, this is epic.


e09fa1  No.707151

Praise Erasmus (pbuh) for revealing the verbatim words of God to us.

"And man shall not live off traditions but only by the scriptures translated by Erasmus alone"

"Woe to those who think they can lose their salvation for them is the hellfire whose fuel is the ESV and NASB."


d9eaad  No.707164

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>>707133

I'm dying


aa4177  No.707168

>>707133

>>707134

>>707135

>>707151

>>707164

You can mock us all you but you are all going to hell.


cb3612  No.707176

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Holy winnie the pooh I can't breathe.


181826  No.707179

>>707133

Unlike

>"And I say unto thee, That thou art Francis"

which make perfect sence


d9eaad  No.707180

>>707168

>assuming the role of God

Ok.


0820ff  No.707199

>>707133

>and Baptist Jesus said "I am not the Christ, but the one who comes before him. The one who comes after me, I am not worthy to bind His pages. His name will be 'The King James Version 1611', through whom all things came and through all things exist. Amen."


c52058  No.707211

>>707164

>that id


42b266  No.707221

Reminder that this man thinks he's worthy of your respect while acting like a clown.


3eeac8  No.707238

>>707133

>… bordering blasphemy …

no.


339ba2  No.707253

>>707199

roflmao


bcb644  No.707874

>>707168

>if you don't follow my 500 year old man made religion you are going to hell

Wow, b*ptists truly are winnie the poohed as bad as mormons and JWs.




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