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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO GOD!!!

ITS THE BIBLE!!!

>>666544

>yfw the trinity is actually: Father, Son, Holy Spirit, and the KJV

>>666543

>Repenting of your sins is works

This man is hilarious

>>666550

but it is. It's almost like you've never read the Bible before.

10 And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.

>>666551

Hi Steve.

>>666551

So is praying "works" now too? Is going to church a "work"? Should we live as atheists so as to not accidentally preform a "work"?

>>666542

not understanding what the grace of god is, thats his problem

>>666551

Hey Steve, did you know that breathing is also works? Since you go on living that way and you don't die thus commiting sin/suicide

let that sink in

>>666542

Too much VITAMIN K

>>666554

I don't think you understand his position. He isn't against works, just doesn't believe they are needed for salvation.

>>666585

This is the same guy that literally calls the King James Bible GOD, so I'm not sure his opinion is worth very much.

>>666590

I never saw him say that, he has generally the same godhead doctrine as the catholics and made many serms about it

>>666592

https://youtu.be/9xKvdU0qgrs

>>666590

You mean that video where he calls it God and then starts throwing it around and dropping it on the floor? If so I think he was being sarcastic.

>>666604

>>666604

https://youtu.be/9xKvdU0qgrs

He spends 4 minutes defending this heresy.

Man, Andersonites really are delusional.

Is Andersonposting /christian/'s Bane mene?

>>666610

More like Christian Varg

>>666612

I would pay to see Anderson VS Varg battle

>>666630

Varg would beat his ass. Lets be real.

Varg lives in the woods, did time for murder, even managed to run away from prison for a while.

Steve can barely hold hid vitamin K together.

>>666604

>he was being sarcastic

Are you saying… it was just a prank?

>>666635

>believing you can be saved without works if you count repenting as "work"

He's an idolator

>well of course the church pastors should marry and have children, it's not like they'll get bound up by money and prelest

>>666938

Yes, exactly like Paul said.

3 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;

4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;

5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)

>>676540

Truthseeker, I thought you stopped being a communist? What's with the Marxist laced slogans

>>666970

You do know that it is Paul, virgin Bishop, who says this? "Husband of one wife" means that bishop could have at most one wife.

>>676546

I never STOPPED being one I simply REALISED that I was NOT in the right area and the right area was NOT TO GO TO THE ENEMY SUCH AS /TV/ THE CURSED PLACE ELAD VYB A GOD DAMN OWL PORKY PIG BUT THE TRUTH WAS THAT I SAW THE LIGHT AND I TURNED THE OTHER SCHEEEK AND NOW I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT JESUS WAS THE TRUE PATH AND THAT HIS SOCIALISM WAS THE SICKLE OF WORKS AND THE HAMMER OF FAITH AND THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS THE TRUE CHURCH AND THE POPE WAS A GOOD GUY AND NOW I SEE IT FOR I WILL RENDER ONTO CAESER (THE STaTE) AND GiVe TO GOD MY SOUL

Mods pls

>>676554

Dumpf is the state now boi

>>676578

He is not the TRUE state but an orange antichrist summoned demon through the ogdoad tampering by /pol/

>>676579

I'm pretty sure Pastor Anderson summoned him, being a Baptist and all

>>676579

>drumpf amirite guise XD be sure to upboat!

Oh dear

>>666554

>So is praying "works"

This is off topic but your post reminded me of something.

I've actually met someone who unironically refuses to say grace before meals because he believes that "making sure you always pray before eating is legalism"

>>666632

Neither of those people are protestants

The only thing protestant in that room is the KJV

>>666632

Wow this is a new level of retardation

>You can't say I'm wrong because I trust the KJV more than the original Greek! Checkmate!

>>666630

>>666631

>Varg would beat his ass. Lets be real.

>Let's be real.

Varg is an old potbelly bastard with a big mouth that spews stupid shit all day long.

Steven is a youthful and energetic guy with passion to back it up.

My bets are on the young retard vs the old retard.

Mental disturbances

>>666542

Look around you. You should be as angry as Pastor Anderson.

>>666542

>>666543

False prophet. A complete winnie the pooh moron. An edgelord version of Christianity.

>>676539

This board hates /pol/ with a passion, yet love to suck Steve Anderson's dick. Massive hypocrisy.

>>677513

What is "edgy" about Steven Anderson?

>>687682

He tells homosexuals to kill themselves rather than telling them to repent and ask the forgiveness of the Lord.

>>687684

>It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones

Who said this and why is he being so edgy?

watching "marching to zion" right now and it's an important documentary. He is right about the jews.

>>687771

>heavy child abuse = homosexuality

>>666643

Faggots are pedophiles. I also have no idea how you got "heavy child abuse" from that verse.

The Chad Baptist

https://youtu.be/ysAotQIKcmA