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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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aecc02 No.664022

If you were wondering who's pushing poz and leftist politics in the church, and why so many young and bold pastors are boldly saying words like "black lives matter" in their sermons, look no further than trend-setter and boundary-pusher John Pavlovitz. In a recent, daring blog-post (sponsored by Coca-cola and starbucks) Pavlovitz suggests that if your church doesn't say "crying slaves ripped from their parents at the auction block" during the sermon this Sunday, then you should leave it, and GO TO HIS CHURCH, Church of the holy cat-mother! There, you can pay your tithe and increase his church attendance and be glad that his church doesn't have a pesky preschool (since it will only attract the cat-lady or empty-nester demographic).

Check this brave soul out!

Being fired by your church is probably a genuine bona fide from the before-time, but it's not the before-time anymore, it's Current-year 03, and he is truly a priest and prophet for the fallen.

https://johnpavlovitz.com/2018/06/19/if-your-church-is-silent-this-week-you-should-leave-it/

He is so brave to type out his freshly created OC based on the only part the scripture that matters, John 98:15 Thou shalt open thy borders, uplift the coalition of the ascendant and never question these words under pain of death.

So now, you know if you're sitting in church on Sunday and you hear about these kids, and only these kids, and no other kids, and no other people whose lives are in danger, and you hear nothing about spearing the gospel, you can remember this eternal, brave, brilliant person, who your pastor would disappoint, and who your pastor would be unfriended by on facebook. You can thank him.

e05d26 No.664045

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Pav-Lovitz


bacc33 No.664047

>>664045

I loled.


f12f5e No.664074

>>664045

I didn't even need to look at the sweater. The name tipped me off and then the facial structure did it for me.


cc5b60 No.664076


b0940d No.664260

What does /christian/ think about Ex-Jews in ministry? I went to an Orthodox church for a short time in which the pastor was born as an orthodox Jew. He was also somewhat of a shitlib and ragged on the current administration frequently in his sermons.


e8f85a No.664265

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>>664260

Very suspicious of them, specially the ones that want to cling to jewish traditions and are syncretic.


eb893e No.664276

>>664260

It's actually child indoctrination of talmudic mentality, combined with the trauma of circumcision, no one can just convert a jew from their cult, let alone their subversive indoctrination, unless you snatched them from birth and avoid the Jewish Priest from taking his foreskin and, you know, the sucking.


193348 No.664285

>>664276

>trauma of circumcision makes jews impossible to convert

that makes no sense. jesus and paul were circumcised. and of course almost all the first christians would have been circumcised. neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value.

http://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/7-19.htm


d7afcf No.664306

>>664285

While I agree it doesn't make sense, biblical circumcision wasn't the debacle it is today, apparently. I was reading something that said they used to only cut the tip of the foreskin off, not stretch it forward and hack it all like they do now. I also doubt the priest sucking was done in ancient Israel but that's just cause I don't think God would've been down with that- our God imparted through commandments so much more about sanitation than all the other contemporary cultures- why on Earth would he institute a tradition that gives herpes to newborns. Pervert Pharisees made that s@#t up way later.


e7e615 No.664308

>>664285

I mean, it isn't impossible but the majority of people like in OP or other christian converted ex-jews have the problem of teaching the Bible in the most Reddit way possible.


49311f No.664350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>664074

that is jon lovitz, the comedic actor. a different person than john pavlovitz the pastor, although presumably of the same extraction.


aecc02 No.664524

>>664350

This wonderfully gifted pastor has probably the most brilliant solution to the illegal alien crisis of all. If winning were the object, then he's got just the right winning plan. His idea is based on the amazing social media campaign which brought us salvation through gay-marriage. It is a special plan which is little more than pruning the hedges in your yard! You have to trim off the needless fat from your life: your luddite father, your behind-the-times mother, your silly ol' grandmother, your supremely racist grandfather who doesn't stop reminding you of how he killed Nazis in WW2 (you know you're the real Nazi killer, don'cha bucko) your sister, brother, and all your lame friends who're not brave enough to click "share" on their facebook profiles. Yes, friends, that's right. The solution to breaking up families at the border, is to sacrifice your own family right here! Those families at the border are the real families, and yours? Your family is just a "thing" that sometimes posts happy birthday… when they remember to, that is.

So what're you waiting for? Retweet that super-brave threat to unfriend your flesh and blood. Because if your church or family isn't constantly about to fall apart over kids crying, you just might not be in a real church.




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