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>be me
>Canaanite living in Sodom
>just sacrificed my first born son
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Moloch tells me to rape my mother or else
>"jokes on you Moloch, I was gonna do that anyway"
>meet up with the bros at noon for daily raids on the countryside
>successfully kidnapps little boy and his brother
>"looks like boipussi is back on the menu gents"
>return home with the bros
>some old douche is preaching
>tells us his "god" calls us wicked animals and will "punish" us
>feelsbadman.jpg
<I can't believe that someone and their god would call these people animals! Its their culture and they need to be more tolerant of that