1. Found and pastor an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church with no theology degree or whatev2. Marry a cutie from among the flock3. Convert to Catholicism and bring the whole church membership along4. Get to become a priest without having

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Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 13:32:12 a1b957 No.639950

1. Found and pastor an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church with no theology degree or whatev

2. Marry a cutie from among the flock

3. Convert to Catholicism and bring the whole church membership along

4. Get to become a priest without having to go to school at all

5. Get to remain married while being a priest

I think I've hacked the game, boys.

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 13:41:42 be824d No.639954

>>639950

>1. Found and pastor an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church with no theology degree or whatev

>2. Become transgender and marry a cutie from among the flock

>3. Convert to Episcopalian and bring the whole church membership along

>4. Get to become a bishop without having to go to school at all

>5. Get to remain married, gay, and transgender while being a bishop

Am I doing it right, OP?

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 15:05:50 5d6c87 No.639971

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>>639950

>Study theology

>Get married.

>Become ordained as an ordobox priest.

>Don't give a f__k.

>*No divorce or marriage/remarriage after ordination tho.

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 15:18:31 a53b54 No.639980

>baptist pastors

>becoming priest upon conversion

It's not how it works. Try anglican.

Not to mention that it's borderline sin against Holy Spirit

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 18:32:20 df3123 No.640052

>>639950

lol source?

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 19:18:43 2b0bab No.640076

>>640052

c*t*lic's wet dream

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 19:42:17 444300 No.640088

>>640076

I'm Catholic and I do not plan to get married nor becoming a priest.

Christanon 04/28/18 (Sat) 22:10:13 7cb114 No.640144

6. Fake wife's death

7. Join a monastic order

8. Wife "discovered" to still be alive

9. Get to be a priest, a monk, and married all at the same time

Somebody stop me!

Christanon 04/29/18 (Sun) 22:10:38 e3a861 No.640675

>>640144

10. Fake own death.

11. Have wife collect life insurance money.

12. Re-appear under new identity.

13. Buy monastery with insurance payout.

14. Live a life of luxury as abbot-king and abbotess-queen, served by a company of monk slaves.

Christanon 04/30/18 (Mon) 08:15:39 414261 No.640954

>>640675

15. Buy a fake aristocratic title from online title mill

16. Start styling self as Prince-Bishop

17. Use influence to get promoted to Cardinal

18. Convince college to switch to electronic voting machines

19. Rig machines to elect me

20. Now married monastic Pope

21. Launch crusades to retake the Papal States and the Holy Land

22. Restore the Holy Roman Empire and crown self Pope Emperor

Sky's the limit, boyos.

Christanon 04/30/18 (Mon) 14:10:55 8e03bf No.641125

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>>640954

>be me

>Holy Papal Roman Emperor

>hold daily banquet of chestnuts

>awwwwwyeah.stainedglass

>french courtier barges in the middle of the 'dancing'

>"why do you bother me so!?"

>"Mon Père, I have finished the plans to invade America!"

>"A joyous occasion! You shall be rewarded, come join us in the 'dancing'"

>"Hon hon hon"

>days later

>"Attention sla- I-I mean fellow Christians! The time has come! Fight for me in my Crusade to retake America and you shall be absolved of ALL. YOUR. SINS!"

>Deusvult.mp3

Christanon 04/30/18 (Mon) 14:26:18 15b76a No.641131

>>641125

Ballo delle castagne, is that you?